Here’s Rick Santorum’s Twitter reaction to today’s developments regarding the homosexuals of California. Did he read the news? Rights were restored! Good heavens sweet Jesus man. But maybe we’re wrong. Let’s see what the responses to this were like, on Twitter.
Okay so he just sucks.
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Wasn't Frothy Mix involved in that Marianas sex-slave thinghy?
For Jebus, of course.
P.S. Oh there it is.
Also: Romney tries to beat back possible Santorum surge in trio of states. Hahaha.
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Santorum has got to be the best thing to happen to headline writers in a long time.
Even better than "Anthony Weiner."
Too bad Harry Baals lived in a pre-Internet world.
The British Labour Party might find its Balls, again. We can hope, for the LULZ.
And to snarky commenters everywhere.
Yuck,,,a surge of Santorum…that sounds gross
Politicians and Twitter go together like mustard and ice cream.
[Although I did expect him to Twit something about gay rights being shoved down their throats.]
Whoa, Marin Maven, getting a bit too close to the froth!
Shows how quickly things can change. Newt thought he had locked up the space idiot vote with his colony on Mars plan.
It's funny how the only rights the right-wing cares about are the "rights" to oppress others who aren't like you; or in the case of Rick are like you but admit it to themselves.
OK, your honor. Now let's strip those rights off reeaaalll slllooooowww.
Oh, yeah …
Make mine Ginsberg or GTFO.
*sings*
You can leave your hat on.
Thank you, Randy.
Is there a right to not have a fetus-cuddling moron in any sort of public office?
Correction: DEAD fetus-cuddling moron.
Cuddle a fetus and it will be dead, if it wasn't already.
Silly, liberals don't get any rights. To do so would violate the winger's rights. Make sense now?
OT. But my tiny town did a fantastic little mash up lip dub, in, yes, Florida, makes my cockles warm, if I knew what they were… gives me hope. http://www.facebook.com/Funedin
If you'd told me that was California or Hawaii, I wouldn't have been surprised.
But Florida?
Da-yum!!!
Out of curiosity, have you ever seen the Grand Rapids lipdub?
There's a Grand Valley State University one that I thought was better (although with fewer helicopters/explosions, so maybe not).
hahahahaha
"As President"
ahahahahahahaha
Yes, and when I'm the new ruler of Syria I shall enact legislation promising everyone a free puppy.
Puppies!
When I become Queen of the planet Fabulous there will be puppies and ponies for everyone! And glitter! Lotsa glitter!
And rule by Talmudic law. hahahahahahahaha.
And when I am the new Shiksa Queen of Israel I will revoke the ban on pork products. Because, c'mon, bacon is DELICIOUS.
Let them eat bacon!
You, President Santorum, and Queen Loaded_Pants will bow down before me when I become Emperor of the Universe. You may now grovel.
Kneel before
ZodHistoriCat!I have been trying for a while to get the #fuckricksantorum hashtag off the ground in the Twitterverse. It doesn't seem to be going anywhere, despite it being the truth.
can we help?
#fuckricksantorum
Random like-at the end of tweets
Why the hell would you want to #fuckricksantorum?
This douchecanoe is really unclear on the concept of 'Rights'. I don't think that word means what he thinks it means.
Will somebody in the media, PLEASE, just ask this fucktard to name one "right" that was stripped from Californians?
Hi, I'm just replying to applaud your use of the term "douchecanoe." It's a new and refreshing insult!
By "marriage," he must mean "jobs." It's just one of the Grassley-like twitter typos.
My stripper is apparently dealing with quite a backlog, so I'm just gonna go ahead and get started without him.
Baacklogs can be quite painful. Needz moar fiber.
I wanna gay marry your new Gravatard so fucking hard right now!
(NO HOMO LOL!)
By "president", he meant as a "closeted gay man"
Is this a parody account?
just like Santorum himself is a parody of a human being.
Poe's Law strikes with a vengeance.
"The Farce is strong with this one."
The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
-9th Amendment to the U.S Constitution
Constitution 1, Santorum 0.
Pfff, like that old buttrag actually means anything to him and his. Except for those occasions when he manages to wield it like a club.
He knows what's in the Constitutional thingy. Right there in the 53rd amendment, it says "All men are created equal except for the mens that kiss up on other mens".
Once again, lesbians are overlooked. The only flaw our Family Fathers made.
That frothy Santorum is foaming at the mouth again. He got the religiosity rabies for sure.
Ew, ass to mouth AGAIN? That's twice this week!
OT, but still judicial: right wingers are SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT over Ruth Bader Ginsburg's suggestion in an Egyptian TV interview that, in drafting a new constitution, they might want to look at models from the last 50 years, not just at the US Constitution. Clearly this is treason, and she must be executed. Literally treason, and literally executed, depending on what wingers you read.
Apparently she has to be impeached for desecrating the Worship Words…. E Plebnista forever.
Oh fer fucks sake.
Feel free to wade in: http://www.breitbart.tv/liberal-hero-ginsburg-to-…
Sample comment: "She could be right. South Africans are a hell of a lot better people than what you find in Atlanta"
Facepalm. And since the Constitution of South Aftrica – a place not exactly known for tolerance – was found to guarantee same-sex marriage over six years ago and our still hasn't I think it may be a good one.
Can't we just go back to those halcyon times when slaves roamed the plantations in chains and the wimenz couldn't vote and alcohol was prohibited?
Oh Zeus, Dok, what a cesspool. My favorite comment was from some clown who posted this meaningless link. Saying that South Africa was third on the list, and therefore, a ghetto. But if you look at the whole list the USA is 89th out of 223. So much for exceptionalism and USA #1.
Their total lack of appreciating subtlety and their violent, crass criticism is disgusting.
Yeah, poverty, an economy that never recovered from a century of whites-only rule, and an AIDS epidemic (Plus Thabo Mbeki's weirdass ideas about what causes AIDS) will do that sort of thing. Clearly, those problems all stem from the inadequacy of South Africa's constitution.
Oh, hey,I bet it's because Jesus didn't hand down their Constitution on Mount Sinai.
Oh, I'm not going over there with this Avatar. It'll get all Dirty.
"I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions. But laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors."
- Some fucking guy
Since it's probably not a Chinese restaurant dish, I'm guessing it's etched in marble on one of those inside the beltway, gubmint cement monuments.
Obviously some clown who knows nothing about the Founder's original intent.
Dude. You're only allowed to quote that guy if you're defending secession, or if you're twisting his words to claim that he was, like, totes a devout Christian. It's in the rules for being taken seriously in politics.
Some Fucking Guy, indeed.
Saul Alinsky radical, I think.
edit: he was also hugely in favour of the death tax, as I recall. Definitely a class warfare type.
Precognitive, too.
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I guess Breitbart's view is that the perfect – 100% ideal, un-improveable – constitution allows slavery for almost 100 years until an amendment ends it, and precludes women voting for almost 150 years, until an amendment allows that. It allows alcohol purchases for about 150 years, and then bans them for a couple decades, then unbans them again. It requires presidential candidates to be "native born citizens" but doesn't take the time to define what that means. It doesn't let anyone under 21 vote for 200 years, give or take, and then allows that by amendment. During the time slavery is allowed, it also grants *explicitly in the constitution* far more electoral clout to those states that *do* permit human beings to be snatched from their homes in distant places, kidnapped and brought by force to the country governed by the constitution, and kept as working prisoners, treated with savagery that shocks the imagination even today. It establishes an upper chamber where the two representatives of a state with about 500,000 people have as much say as those of a state approaching 40,000,000 and growing rapidly.
A constitution that, in its original version, established a situation that in less than 80 years from when it was enshrined, saw the nation careen seemingly inexorably into a civil war, producing appalling carnage, between slaveholding states established by that constitution and the nation at large.
So, yeah, absolutely, I have no idea why Egypt would want to look at hellholes like Canada or Switzerland or a functioning democracy in a Muslim society like Turkey in addition to Brietbart's picture of perfection.
Why do you Hate America?
To be fair, given the (moderated!) comments over there, and the race-baitey nature of the articles, pretty sure you're close to the mark on Breitbart's view on all the slavery stuff.
I'm pretty sure the above comment makes me The REAL Racist, btw.
Oh, Chich, you fucking Muslim socialist fascist anarchist Canadian, you.
He's dead Jim
Can we please ship all of them to Afghanistan? Surely, no one will have lost any.
Tyranny=Do as I believe. No gay marriage and we damn wimmen can only have sex to produce white, xtian babbas. Gotcha.
This is the worst miscarriage of justice since 1954, when millions of white kids had their rights to separate schools stripped away by activist judges in Brown v. Board of Education.
Everyone knows they shoulda let the voters decide!
Except when that doesn't go the way they want it to.
But, Rick, ghey married couples don't have abortions!
You're going to have to explain that to Rick. With illustrations. He's not too bright.
Well, damn. I was thinking of moving to CA. and getting gay married, but not any more. Yeesh.
Hey, what if you're gay black women?
Gayle?
?
King. Oprah's husband.
But what will they eat?
Fundamentalist Christian Morons really hate it when you strip them of their right to oppress you. Come to think of it, they really hate practically everything.
Xtard madlibs: "GOD HATES [noun]!!!"
37M Californians had their rights restored by today by constitutionally – informed 9th Circuit judges.
/fixed
I love that last Tweet: Is this a parody account?
I've been having a hard time telling parody from Real Life too, recently. Glad it's not just me.
I laugh just before the uncontrollable sobbing begins.
I scream into a paper bag, sometimes. My Co-Workers have learned to ignore this.
Tell me about it. I just had a conservative friend tell me, exact quote here:
".. they [Komen] came to a decision as an organization that Democratic left wing politics had nothing to do with fighting breast cancer."
I'm still staring at that one, trying to come up with a rational response.
These people have gotten as bad as Bolsheviks. Everything's seen through their distorted Ideological lens. It's just exhausting, a lot of the time.
Call your friend a "Bolshevik". For fun.
Daniel Schorr called the '95 Gingrich class of Republicans that on the Dianne Rheem radio show and they got ALL KINDS of pissed off. Thing is, he was correct. They were and still are.
There isn't one. Dana Gould has a great bit about how, when someone says something completely stupid, the only response is to just agree with them. It keeps it simple.
My tactic is something similar. I just say: "You make an interesting point."
I'll use that on the climate denier who pointed out that the Mars rover has detected a slight rise in temperature since it first landed. (Read it on the internet, no doubt.) "Since there are no people burning fossil fuels on Mars, this proves …."
It proves nothing, of course, but you get the idea. The only "interesting point" is the one on top of his head.
Go withe amazon response. Chopping off a breast so that the bow string wouldn't wing it. It might make a point.
Well, now, you (Beelzie) are supposed to be the universal champion of semantic infighting; but if all else fails, I'd suggest "Go fuck yourself, you pathetic excuse for a human being".
But, that's just me.
there should be a test, or at least a Monty Python skit.
Well, there is a Skit.
I don't know of any reliable test, beyond the Turing Test which almost all of them fail.
The Turing Test?
You mean the one where a mathematics, computer and cryptographic genius [the English Openheimer & Fermi rolled into one], who helped break the Enigma code and built the first stored-program computer as we now know them — and was persecuted for being gay leading to his mysterious *suicide*.
That test?
Yep, that test and that brilliant, abused and gone-too-soon Alan Matheson Turing. You'll appreciate This Plaque then.
Nice that people consider him one of the Geniuses of the Age now. Too bad he never got to see those kinds of accolades.
I saw a decent BBC production of Breaking the Code with Derek Jacobi. The things they put that man through were appalling.
Those homos are depriving me of the right to make everyone follow my religious precepts.
Those Occupy protesters are slugging me in the fist with their abdomens.
That Obama is violating my right to force my non-Catholic employees to observe my beliefs about contraception.
Also, if you know any Jews, make them go around knocking on doors and telling everybody not to eat pork or seafood, because, you know, freedumbz.
@hespewsalot Go blow a caribou!
Seven million frothy bubbles with your name on it, big guy!
Yes, and if we raised the speed limit it would deprive us all of the right to drive slowly. FREEDUM!!!
The whole point of marriage is procreation, so that when your wife miscarries, you then can carry around the dead fetus in a jar.
Without the possibility of a pickled dead fetus in a jar, there is no point to gay sex. Ergo, there is no point to gay marriage.
Get it now?
Can you just go to Rent-a-Dead-Fetus, and pick one up?
Rick is just thinking of what's in the best interest of pickled dead fetuses & rape babies.
Dammit Jim, How dare you mischaracterize the honorable Rick "Santorum" Santorum like that?
That headline is WAY OUT OF LINE!!!
He may be flaming, he may be an idiot, but he is NOT from SPACE.
Space libel, also.
People like Santorum are the reason the rest of the universe is rushing away from the Earth at an ever-accelerating pace.
Scientists will be pleased to know that I've figured it out.
Reptards are gonna love being at the center of an anti-black hole!
So, a white hole?
Precisely.
I prefer the term "Flaming Asshole" to "Flaming Idiot" since lumping Rick in with idiots is just not fair to them. "Flaming Asshole" also conjures up mental images of someone lighting farts and that is pretty much where Rick seems to live in terms of sophistication and talent.
And Rick, Fuck you! Let *all* the people get married and have lives and families and relationships free from fear of freaks like you!
So if same-sex marriages are allowed all marriages are in danger because why? With so many couples living together without marriage and so many divorces now the norm how would 2 men or 2 women entering matrimony bother you? Oh, RIGHT! The slippery slope! Soon people will be marrying barnyard animals and household appliances.
My toaster and I have a very loving relationship, thank you very much.
Some Yahoo! yahoo earlier was suggesting that rape could be considered marriage or something. Nevermind that, last I checked, marriage in the U.S. of A required consent.
Some Yahoo! yahoo earlier was suggesting that rape could be considered marriage or something.
Lotta Deuteronomy fans out there. smh, as the kids sometimes say.
What if I were to become Mormon? Could I then stay married to my husband but then also get married to my horse and dishwasher?
Stick with the one that has a "hot" cycle.
It's the agitation cycle that seals the deal.
It ain't the heat, it's the motion?
I don't know if I would get gay married if I could (in VA). But I do love my dish washer & I'd marry it in a heartbeat if I could. (Seriously, it's a Kitchen Aid, about 30 years old & still works like a charm).
I asked my Black&Decker coffee maker to marry me. After all, it puts out every morning. It wasn't interested.
I remember back when I used to be married, whenever the former Mr. Tessie and I had an argument and contemplated splitting up. Then one of us would say, "Well, at least the homos can't get married", and we'd patch it up and renew our vows.
Too late… The Apocalypse™ is nigh http://thefw.com/weirdest-marriages-of-the-world-…
It really seems these people believe they'll be FORCED AT GUNPOINT to gay-marry, perhaps herded into mass-wedding camps by FEMA.
Also, the headline on HuffyPo as I type this:
Can Rick Nick Mitt?
I did not know that "nick" is a slang term for that activity, but I like it.
"Honey, are you busy now? Because I'm in the mood for a quick nick…"
In French it is. As in nique ta mère.
Wonkette — not just a source of snark, but an auxiliary to The Alternative Dictionary.
Even accounting for Dick's tiny mind, what the hell is he talking about? The right to do something that other people don't have the right to do? I guess the sanctity of marriage is derived from the lack of participation by the gays. Which would also make country music and mullets sacred.
It's the right to force everyone else to abide by your lifestyle choices.
You obviously haven't been to any gay bars in the south, have you? One place here in town has a country line dancing night. Half the lesbian who show up have mullets.
First you Libs want to strip away the dating rituals of Alaskan caribou, now this! When will it stop?! (Nice to see old Ricky taking a beating though.)
If you are of the mindset that legalizing gay marriage is only one step away from forced re-education camps in the high desert guarded by leather-clad rentboys who will tear families apart and assign all married heterosexuals to their new same-sex partners, you aren't just homophobic, you're an insane pussy.
It's probably more the fear that legalized same-sex marriage will increase his boyfriend's pressure to move off the down-low and make it an honest relationship, thus destroying his marriage.
Also that the mean ol' homos will take away his fetus jar.
Wait – you mean that's not going to happen?
California can kiss goodbye to all those tourist dollars now.
Well shit, so much for the High Desert Revitalization Act.
Or hopeful.
Oh, Santorum…. You think so much about gay people and how they oppress you. With their gay marriage. Which they only want so that they can have gay sex. Which involves their gay bodies rubbing up on other gay bodies. You just keep thinking about all that gayness and all that oppression. Again and again and again… Until you are just one oppressed mess covered in your own santorum.
Methinks the Senator doth protest too much.
Rick Santorum's bullshit is bullshit. But, he already showed that his way of protecting marriage is to give Senator John Ensign a heads up when Big John's girlfriend's husband-slash-John's-best-friend is about to tell Fox news that he's fucking her. PLEEEEEASE Ricky, darling, my marriage does not need your kind of help. We like our santorum on the sheets (walls, whatever) only.
This, FTW!!
Thank you for the reminder about Santorum's covering for Ensign's adultery.
Fucking stupid ass piece of crusty shit.
But tell us how you really feel.
How much do we owe you for talking to us like that?
Hmm. Concise.
1. @Ragnell, it's "Christ, what an asshole!".
2. His PR fuckers only watch #SantorumRocks
3. @nmontgom, it is not a parody account. STAY FOCUSED
Ricky took the dog whistle, and started blowing it backwards. None of his people care. He could deep-throat that whistle and none of his folks would miss a beat. He could work it until its knob is polished and…ah, fuck that. Nevermind.
He's the fucking Catholic Stallion. The Great White Hope That Will Never Be.
Worry that there are people who think he's got that presidential quality. They don't have Teh Google.
Frothy's support is almost entirely among Protestant Xtards. With the possible exception of Irish immigrants above the age of 70, most Catholics think he's an asshole.
Ok, celebrate all you want, but when some guy comes to my house asking to marry my cat, he's looking for a load of buckshot below the waist!
Shit! You're as bad as Ricky Rickshit. Doesn't your cat have a say in the matter?
He'll be in for a surprise with my cat.
So, when does the liveblog begin?
Well these are just fake non-binding "primaries'.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/feb/07/color…
Thanks!
The only winner here is Apple: show tunes albums are FINALLY flying off their servers onto people's hard drives!
Even his twitters ooze. How does he do that?
In a related story, 50M Elvis fans can't be wrong.
I thought that was 50 million flies can't be wrong?
Y'mean, 50M necrophiliacs can't be wrong?
Nor 50,000 Fall fans.
For DeMille, young fur-henchmen can't be rowing.
She's Charlotte the harlot
The girl I adore
Charlotte the Harlot
The cow-poker's whore
She liked to swim out to meet troop ships
SInce 1944.
What a jerk off.
That's Magnificent.
Damn – warn people to swallow their coffee, will ya?
He's pretty good at that!
I'm still fighting for my rights to not have fucking idiots speaking within 10,000 miles of me, but so far I remain brutally oppressed.
I'm not at all sure this it On Topic, it might very well be.
But, so you all know: It's Just Another Full Moon.
Cavort Appropriately.
Oh, almost forgot: Go Fuck Yourself, Ricky.
Wolf howl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1eqd8T5-I&fe…
It would take a while, but you could get this country on the right track by banning marriage between Republicans!
Hey Rick, I'm disgusted by your wife's lifestyle because she cohabited and fornicated with the very OB/GYN who delivered her, while he performed abortions. Your marriage strips me of my rights!!
What rights were stripped?! Straight people are still allowed to get married! They aren't being forced to marry gays or anything!
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY GOD DAMNED SENSE!
I'm sure that some journalist will ask Frothy that same question.
Ha ha ha. Oh, were you serious?
Asshats like Santorum were stripped of their right to pretend that it's still 1950, and they can feel superior to everyone by virtue of being white males.
Well, in a sense, they were stripped of the "right" to vote away the rights of minorities, just because. Except, really, they were stripped of that right back in 1868. But before that, this general concept fell under the umbrella of "property rights". Not to be confused with "human rights" and "civil rights", which were widely held not to exist, for the wrong sorts of people.
The right NOT to have to see the gay boys&girls out and about doing straight stuff. That upsets 'em. Bad
The entire Republican Party has become a cancer in American politics. And Rick Santorum is a tumor on the face of that cancer, an ugly one at that. Just reading his tweets makes me ill.
Man, for someone that was born from anal leakage you would think he would have a more open mind.
See, if gays can't ever get married, it's much easier to tell who's gay or not. How dare you infringe on my right to easily figure out who might be gay?
Dude, if a dude is married to a dude, it's a pretty good bet that both dudes are gay.
This is my husband Darryl, and I'm his husband Darryl?
And when the Mormons get on board, it will be "Hi. My name is Larry, this is my husband Darryl, and this is my other husband Darryl."
"I'm Brian, and so is my wife!"
But if someone is wearing a wedding ring and you haven't met the spouse, how do you sex them? If people can get gay married, you can't. See? SEE?!?
Hey, Ricky. You want to see REAL judicial activism? Look up "Citizens United".
I got that beat.
Bush V. Gore
You expect him do some research & some actual thinkin' & stuff? That's beneath homeskoolin' Ricky!
"When I am president"
Stupid and delusional. Never a good combo.
Clearly no one here read the decision, or you would see that the 9th Circuit required everyone that voted for Prop. 8 to now be the slaves of teh Ghayez.
So, Santorum for all!!!!
Miniature American flags for some!
…fighting for the rights of California's non-gays, all 7m of 'em…
well that went well.
Just checked CNN and they currently have Missouri at Santorum 42 – Romney 32, and Minnesota at Santorum 54 – Paul 27 – Mittens 11. But both are at 1% reporting.
BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
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Ha.
Hooray for non-binding primaries.
This one's not even worth Drinking for. It is kind of funny, however.
I too am a flaming idiot from space. Well, not from space. And not too much of an idiot, mostly.
Sigh, I guess I'm just flaming.
New Bruce, are you a poofter?
Australia, Australia, Australia. We love thee, amen.
So man on caribou sex is OK now too, right? I mean, that's gotta be part of the penumbra of the decision, or whatever it was that Justice Douglas called "stuff that Santorum says follows immediately".
Wait, isn't that "stuff that santorum follows immediately"?
"slimy fecal aftermath."
instant classic
actually, i'm kinda ok with an elitest activist court saying 'no you can't' to 7 million bigots.
but maybe that's just me.
All these constitutional scholars on the right seem to have no idea that rights are there to protect the minority from the tyranny of the majority. Oh shit that would require thinking rather than pandering to a base of people so stupid they think a filet of fish and a quarter pounder are surf and turf.
Okay, what the hell does the 7 million mean? That's not everybody in California (pop. 37 million), but if only 7 million people lost rights, did they have more rights than eveyrone else to begin with? Who the hell's he talking about?
It wasn't seven million gays — I don't think they'd consider themselves more oppressed than they were yesterday. Is it married couples? That doesn't make any sense either, as they don't seem to have lost any rights. Could he be talking about straight people who end up marrying gay foreigners who just want a green card and who want to convince their parents they're not losers in relationships? Maybe. Maybe. It seems an odd demographic for him to appeal to though.
Sweater vest wearer's?
Did seven million people vote for the proposition, maybe? Too tired to look it up.
Maybe they figure there are 7 million people that really don't want to get married, and were hiding behind Prop 8?
Yeah, I think that's it, actually.
7 million gay men who were relying on the "I would marry you if I could" defense.
Seven million out-of-state donors and organizers responsible for forcing Prop 8 through in a state they don't live in? That's my bet. 'Californians' is a "typo".
Church of Libel-Day Saints, the Mormons Libel.
I thought the flaming man from space was Ziggy Stardust – but he was no idiot, just made it to far.
"OMG, This Guy!"
I don't even think Santorum is grifting. He thinks he's chosen. "Chosen."
I think he thinks he is. He ain't rich yet. He has no FOX show. He really thinks fifty percent or more of what he says.
Even the nuke-a-gay-whale-for-christ crowd should be afraid of this tool. It isn't a lark for him.
There's nothing worse than a Honest Savior.
Are we talking about the same Santorum? Because there are a lot of people out there named Santorum.
Or, at least, a name that sounds like Santorum.
Also. Santorum.
Oh, you and your Santorum obsession.
Oh jeez. You give 'em an opening and the next thing you know there is a gusher of santorum all over your internets.
Well Santorum seems to be all over Mittens right now.
So the winner appears to be "Anybody but Rmoney" today. It must suck to be Mittens about now. Binding or not this isn't exactly the coronation he thought he was buying.
The right-wing hates everybody, including each other. What a miserable bunch of addled personalities- they just get dumber as you go down the line, and it doesn't matter which end you start from.
The other candidates are tasting Santorum right now. That can't be very pleasant.
If Rick Santorum, Bill O'Reilly, all the Kennedy's, the worldwide pedo-priest collection, Adolf Hitler, the people that brought the world the Spanish Inquisition, the promoters of the worldwide Crusade Events and murderers of the Knights Templar AND the Pope are all Catholic, does that mean that Rick Santorum is a fucking idiot, or is he the only one in the group not cursed by Catholic dogma and is the promised second event of the Savior. No, he joins his fellows on the list as an idiot. So America, the land of the free and the home of the people that elected George W. Bush twice, well maybe only once really, here's your chance to go George W. one better, and butter your ass for a real busting…….vote Santorum.
That's funny, Rick, because my fellow Californians seem pretty damn happy about today's 9th Circuit ruling. Not everyone's world is as bleak and joyless as Bible study in Rick Santorum's shame dungeon.
…you know… Who the freak is he talking about… 7m?
Maddow is ripping the Missouri Republican Party over the non-binding primary debacle, pointing out how its being held with tax payer money, but will have no bearing on delegate selection.
I considered voting in the Republican primary, but since Buddy Roemer (the only Republican running I can stomach) wasn't on the ballot, I opted not to hurt one idiot by helping another idiot and voted for the guy I actually want to see win in November.
I got no snark on this one. Santorum can go fuck himself and any of the 7 million people who feel that their rights have been trampled on can go make some santorum in Santorum's gaping asshole, goatse style preferably. jeezus fuck you stupid fucking bigot.
I love you with the heat of a thousand suns.
I was going to post something nasty about my opinion of him. But you have topped it. I bow to you whilst upfisting.
CNN has Gingrich at dead-ass last in both Minnesota & Colorado at 12% in each.
…as people finally remember why everyone hated the giant hefty bag of hot-air leavened crap in the '90s.
Well, he is still President of The Moon, so there's something to fall back on.
I wonder what Rick's position on Loving v. Virginia would be, given his states-rights arguments in favor of Prop. 8?
Since it was case of loving versus a state (states' rights, y'know), he would have sided with VA on that one.
My PBS station is airing Freedom Riders right now. I wonder if those white people beating the shit out of their fellow Americans for daring to ride buses that weren't segregated thought their rights were being trampled, too.
And then I wonder if Rick Santorum ever notices that we're a democracy and not a theocracy. We start from the idea that all people are equal, otherwise we wouldn't've been able to form a social contract. And while we started with a horrifically imperfect idea of what that equality meant, that's no excuse for keeping inequality enshrined in law.
But then he seems to think the Bible is a greater model for government than the Constitution is. I'm not sure how that works, but I'd say it's a bad qualification for the presidency.
watching that too
Update: Missouri at 13%, Santorum 52 – Romney 27 – Paul 12; Minnesota 3% Santorum 46 – Paul 24 – Romney 18 – Gingrich 12; Colorado 1% Santorum 37 – Romney 35 – Paul 16 – Gingrich 12
Dang. This is what they get for kicking all the Garden of Eden seeking Mormons out of Missouri in the 19th century. Otherwise, Mitt woulda killed.
Have they found it yet, anyway?
I don't think so – I reckon that's what all those dudes on bikes are about. Searching, always with the searching…
Oh yeah. It's right around there, somewhere.
I hate puns, but Santorum seems to really be covering the spread on this Republican three-way thing tonight. Romney already has egg on his face in Missouri. And Paul's finally getting a 2nd place!
Never gets old.
hahahaha Romney in 3rd place in Minnesota so far.
I'm sorry, did he just say "as President"??? Note to Rick: you will never, ever, hold a relevant public office, ever again. You will go down in history as the fucking punchline, parody of a parody, chronically hateful loser you really are.
a majority of Missourians disagree.
Check that: a majority of the small percentage of hate-filled, right-wing Missourians who bothered to show up for a meaningless primary disagree.
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Never hold back, Chill!
This just in from CNN: Fecal Boy is a Syria killer.
I found in very interesting that the Roman Catholic Church and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints were unified in their attempts to pass Prop. 8 in California. They've got to loathe each other when it comes to the religious tenets, but they were queer for Prop. 8 from the start. The RCC had to keep a low profile due to that thing about fucking children, but the Mormons took the lead and really went wild with it.
And now both of them are fucked. Cool.
Santorum about to address supporters in whatever state he's now in: http://www.washingtonpost.com/live/video-1?hpid=z…
Just another example of why one should never use Conservative Magnetic Word Poetry as the source of one's tweets.
But what does Rick Perry think of this?
…. " at least I got to stay home and watch NCIS tonight"?
I was just thinking about him. I wonder what it's like to be kicked out of clown school. Does one get put on a train, their pants still wet from Seltzer Spray 101 class, make-up smudged, with their bald-headed wig folded up and tucked in the pocket of their enormous hoop pants?
"Derp". "Herp". "Herp derp".
What is a "question that'd never cross my mind in a million years" Alex?
Man, Santorum is still all over this three-way.
The shit is starting to get messy.
Live feed is showing some Santorum supporters wearing sweater vests. Ugly has been doing mike check for 6 minutes.
UglyAzz sweaters!
I dare you to wear a real fucking vest, not one of those TRUTH stretching fucking sweaters
he just freaking won missouri.
does this mean that President Obama won't start his campaign until Halloween?
Fuck marriage. Marriage is just slightly less ridiculous than religion. I don't know why the gays want an part of such a failed institution.
Look, they just want the right to be as fucked up as the rest of us. Can't say fairer than that.
How is the right to deny a marriage a "right"?
Hate you, Rick.
its Red'ublicanThink. They get to dish out all the rights, per their gods
All these missed opportunities for the Paultards to launch their hero into 1st place, and they go playing votefortheworst.com instead. Damn it.
Learn how to count MutherFlecker, The population of California was 37,253,956… 2010 Census. 7M? Is that like JUST red'ublicans? No gays huh?
Missouri, the "Show me the Santorum" state.
The Gateway to the (Sweater)Vest.
I second the comments of the good sir TorrellThomas:
Really, tho. Fuck your life, Rick. Fuck your life, indeed.
Rick, anyone tell you today that they Luvs you?
Didn't think so, BITCH!
Terrible night for Mittens, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
He's got to feel like Michele Bachmann when the meds start to wear off. "Oh, God, did I forget my pills again?"
He has been handed everything his whole life and probably cannot believe he can't just buy this.
Which makes it all the more hilarious. And to lose his ass in three on the same day is just terrific. I loathe Santorum but this is fun to watch. I've been predicting a brokered convention and while it's too early to tell for sure, it could happen.
God, I hate the rich and entitled.
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6 hours ago
Actual CNN.com headline: "Missouri: Show Me Santorum." Embarrassed for my species.
7m?
It's actually the final Yes on 8 vote count. Just over 7m.
However, it's strange that these people voting to remove the rights from another segment of the population are somehow having their rights taken away.
It's all just the dipfuck valley people in the middle of CA though.
I resemble that remark.
Mittens now has the same thought bubble that Al Gore carried around ten years ago: "I'm fucking losing to THIS guy?".
Or just "top".
It is possible that Santorum sweeps tonight.
"rights stripped away"
Do these fucking dipshits actually believe this??
All for States rights, but not if said state pushes laws that are against 'his'moral views. So in other words, Re'freaking'ligion!
I suppose it's wrong that I want him to demonstrate his commitment to religious freedom by participating in an old-fashioned Aztec sacrifice (his right to live ends at my right to insure that the sun will continue rising). After all, the poor priests would have so much trouble finding his heart.
Gay marriage for some, microphone blow jobs for others.
I haven't felt like this since that poisonous dandy-fop was senator of my home state. I'd hoped never to feel this way again, and would spare you all its pangs.
TDB headline – Santorum Spanks Romney
Kinky!
… & one brown tear rolls down Ricky's clown-cheek.
"Now you see the violence inherent in the system!"
So… reading the tweet without predjudice, Santorum gives gays a back-handed [anus] compliment? You might think he is a dick, butt [anus] Santorum might be trying to rectify [rectum] an old stereotype and come out for gay's. Raise your fist [anus] in the air Rick and pump it hard, in the end [anus] we'll all come together!
…have fun with that one Google search bots…
Be careful out there
…under that Raging Moon!
Sam The Sham!! It's great they're still Rockin' N Rollin' Thanks!
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH!
3 by Enoch Light!!!!!!
What?
Thank you.
Ahhh, the charge of the Light Brigade! in "stereophonic high fidelity". That's a treat.
Well, it looks dangerous, but It's only a Paper Moon.
I was sure you would report me to teh authoritehs.
Ella more better.
Never! I Won't Name Names!
Especially amongst the Wonkette Commentariat.
Can't resist just one more: Blue Moon, Revisited
God, She is BRUTAL!!!!!!
Gotta go.
Elvis
Oh, shit. Now I have to go look up my Junkies tracks.
Don't you wish your gramma was a Wolf Like Me?
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