Gross Close-Ups of Mitt Romney's Face Based On This TNR Cover

The famous "in-flight magazine of Joe Lieberman and Air Force One,"The New Republic, wants to make you vomit blood for the next week. This is the only explanation for its most recent cover, in which a 400-year-old black-and-white space dragon is depicted and weighed as a possible victor over Barack Obama in the upcoming snoozeburger election. We will not read it. So ... who wants to see more gross close-ups of this cover though? This is what you want!

Look at this terrifying Mitt Romney eye.

And the teeth. Look at these terrifying Mitt Romney teeth.

What a jerk. (Huh?) Goodnight! [ THE NEW REPUBLIC ]