Jim Newell Is Back, Writes ‘Failed Blogger Returns To Wonkette’ Headline
Hello, humans. My name is Jim. I used to edit this stupid website for two or three years back when it was stupider, in The Roaring Twenties.
The publisher has let me come back and type idiot nonsense about American politics after my 20-month adventure sifting the New World for gold, silk, spices, pornography and Jonah Goldberg’s Crystal Skull. Ha no I just sat on my couch for 20 months and ate belly button lint and poop and cat heads.
Anyway what would you lunatics like to read about today, Mittens, Newt, or some other shitbird fraud?
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