Ha ha, your editor promised herself to ignore whatever poop that jaundiced lizard Donald Trump decided to squeeze out of his mouth today (Allah love Kaia, she has braved the cesspool). We would just like to share this bit of heartening mid-January poll fun from the Pew Research Center that Political Wire noted on the occasion of Donald Trump’s pointless endorsement of the importance of himself endorsing Mitt Romney:
An endorsement by Donald Trump would draw a mixed reaction among Republican and Republican-leaning voters: 20% say they would be less likely to support a candidate backed by Trump, 13% more likely and 64% say it would make no difference.
Among all voters, however, more than three times as many would view a Trump endorsement negatively than positively (28% vs. 8%). That is little changed from 2007.
[Pew Research/ Political Wire]
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Yep, because they both like to fire people.
But who does his hairpiece support?
His hairpiece supports his twin brother, Punxsutawney Phil.
More to the point, what supports his hairpiece and has the EPA sufficiently investigated that substance?
Apparently it's an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Newt, because Newt is the candidate most shaped like the onion loaf that inspired Trump's hairstyle.
A factory full of Chinese toupee workers.
So, do the anti-Trump 20 percent go to Gingrich, Santorum, or Paul?
The anti-Trump 20% appear to be sane, so I would guess Obama.
I'm still waiting to hear about those interesting things his people were discovering in Hawaii. Still waiting.
Pig roasts and the cast of "Lost"?
The fun of having sex on the beach under the moon?
The cursed tiki that brought bad luck to the Brady kids during their vacation?
That some bouffant fool would pay them to drink mai tais and laugh at him?
"Bouffant fool". Cool.
Those little bananas are pretty interesting/chalky.
Ask Geraldo. I'm sure it's similar.
Donald Trump wishes he were the Republican Oprah. But he couldn't even get us to call him by his first name. Sad, really.
Casinos are people too, my friends.
Donald Trump in the Cooler 2… the only thing that goes down is Romney's numbers (not William H Macy on Maria Bello.)
Thought he was doing Felicity Huffman?
All the pieces are falling into place.
If/when Mittens loses in November, he will fire Donald Trump. Both of them will enjoy it.
Mr. and Mrs. Roboto sure looked uncomfortable amidst the gilded Trump fanfare. They both are itching to fire each other.
That survey is pure BS. I think most people, when they are deciding who they want for President, ask themselves, who does a Publicity Whore Conservative Millionaire support.
One person stars in an ongoing reality show where people do anything and say anything to get a job they probably don't even want and definitely aren't qualified for, and the other is Donald Trump.
A whopping 62% said if they want the opinion of a troll they'll go under the bridge and ask one. #BillyGoatsGruff
But if you're hoping for appointment as Secretary of Garish Hotels and Casinos . . .
The Romney wife, Anne? Is that right? Everytime I see the video of this endorsement, she has this look on her face like the Donald's scent is burning her eyes. I bet that lady is a ton of fun at parties.
Only after about 12 boilermakers and three games of strip poker.
Let's be fair here: The fumes from the spray that holds The Donald's physics-defying comb-over in place probably are burning her eyes.
What's really weird is how happy he is about it. Being endorsed by Donald Trump; how could that be a good thing? He actually sounds giddy about it.
Not mentioned is the fact that 100% of those taking the time to talk to pollsters are fucking morons.
Trump isn't quite as beloved in Vegas as you might think, having left so many people hanging out to dry on that tower thingie which bears his name.
Good, this should negate the "Obama has played 60 rounds of golf while in office" petty attack by Innanity, et.al., amirite? hahahaha *smacks head*
The candidates themselves are so bad their only hope of looking a little less so is to be endorsed by even more unattractive characters (Palin, Cain, Trump, etc.), so the race is now on to secure the support of the most repulsive fellow Republicans (Jim Gibson, John Ensign, are you listening?).
I lost Nevada once. Then I found it under one of the cushions in my sofa. It was sort of furry and tacky, which is how I recognised it – that and the fragments of Trump's hair sticking to it. Nevada is his kind of place. He is Nevada to a tee and Mittens is Mormon which sorts of makes him next door to Nevada. So my money is on them to win. Not that I care to much at this stage who wins the nomination to be the outragously obvious murdering brown people candidate in the Presidential election (as opposed to murdering brown people whilst being black and photogenic).
Genoa Nevada is the oldest settlement in the state, founded by Mormon settlers before good ol' Brigham called everyone back to SLC to fight some silly war. Some told him to fuck off, and stayed in Nevada. Of course this used to be known as Utah Territory, so I guess it's kinda like those Messicans trying to take back California.
In Nevada, that thing on Trump's head can free-range, no fences…
I'm just happy to see the words "Trump" and "republican" together in the news.
Donald Trump: "OK, so this is da BIGGEST news EVAR! You know da Trump brand only serves up the FOINEST endorsements and so dis year, I've decided to give my HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE endorsement to Newt…wait! Where ya goin'?????
OK, so then to *Mitt Romney*!"
This will certainly help Mitt connect with the poors. Might as well have the zombie of Leona Helmsley endorse him.
Let's hope Donald decides it would be a good idea to endorse the goopers in every single contested Senate race.
I congratulate the universe on finally finding a good use for Donald Trump.
Who did the raccoon on the Donald's head, endorse?
I, too, am waiting with bated breath to hear the endorsement of media whores with bad hair, so you can imagine my disappointment when this article wasn't about Lou Sarah.
Well, there's the Trump casino, Trump hotel, Trump Tower, and now – finally, the Trump candidate.
Who are the hairspray-addled people who make up the 13%?
Meh. Wake me when La Donald agrees to wear a pink toup "for the cure."
The Don endorsing Mitt? The the Kiss of death!And to think Mitt could have had a chance.Well played Trump!
One might ask if the Donald's endorsement suppressed turn out in Nevada. Rather markedly less than in 2008.
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