Pepper spray is OVER, folks. Hope you enjoyed all the funny stuff the unemployed section of Internet users put together about the cop from Angry Birds spraying everything, ’cause in 2012, vicious crack downs on Occupy protesters are going to be all about tasering: hard, cold, fast, and indiscriminate. Which means….exciting new opportunities are opening up for third-rate human impersonators like Erick Erickson to interrupt the erectile dysfunction ads on their AM radio shows so as to fatly chortle that “watching a hippie protester get tased [at Occupy DC] just makes my day.”
Savvy taser-promoters will make sure to follow Erickson’s example and direct listeners to some fetid corner of the Internet to enjoy the “hilarious” tasing footage that is “just made of awesome.” And who knows? If you’re loathsome enough, and lucky enough, maybe you, too, can get paid to loud-talk on CNN, just like Erick Erickson! [HuffPo/Media Matters]
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It's essentially a nightlight power source.
A two million candlepower nightlight.
"Erick Erickson Hot And Bothered"
Erickson's been dipping into the santorum again.
"Don't tase me, bro — tase him!"
If you tased Irky Irkson, you'd get a release of toxic gases. It's like microwaving a fart.
That is how the universe will end. Careful now.
But what if you shoved the taser up his rectum? Would it act as a cork?
As with all inflammable gases, it's only volatile when it comes in contact with oxygen.
to fatly chortle that “watching a hippie protester get tased [at Occupy DC] just makes my day.”
That's just what Louis XVI said, en français, naturellement.
Let them eat volts.
When I was a hippy they didn't have none of these new-fangled tasers. The police used good ole fashioned clubs. And the Erik Eriksons of the day could only fatly chortle that “watching a hippie protester get beaten [at ...] just makes my day.”
It would only be appropriate to answer Le Chortler en français aussi – so what's French for "Up against the wall, Fatass"?
Erick Erickson is a fuckhead, essentially.
I bet even his grandmother would agree with this.
He is scum and that's on his BEST day.
Conservatism and a sociopathic sadism are commonly found together.
And you wonder how history's attrocities are committed?
The banality of evil
I'll take OUR ginger over this hateful, doughy pantload any day. Sick em' Newell!
The line to tase Erick, son of Erick, forms to the right. No pushing folks, everyone gets a turn.
If only, but cheetoh dust and blubber don't conduct electricity too well, so I'm not sure it would actually hurt him.
Unlike Erickson, who is made of rancid beef hearts and fudge.
HEY! That's my lunch you're talking about.
Erick Erickson?
This guy?
Erick, son of Erick, pedophile in training. Where is the FBI when you need them.
Running guns across the American-Mexican border?
Dude was Tase'd like a California dog owner.
How long do we have to go before they start making gas chamber jokes? If they haven't already, I mean.
Gas chamber jokes were an 80s thing. Where you been?
Hilarious, huh? I guess this guy thinks "Oliver Twist" was a comedy too…
Why does CNN continue to pay this sick motherfucker again?
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
They are still trying to outfox Fox. Same reason they paid Beck.
CNN also infected us with the rants of Glenn Beck and Lou Dobbs.
True; they did at least eventually fire them for their offensiveness, so maybe they will finally dump Erick someday. But would it kill them to have an actual liberal on their network for once?
Never mind liberals … how about just hiring people with class and brains?
You never knew if Cronkite, Chancellor, or Brinkley were conservative or liberal … you just got the news, presented in an intelligent manner. How fucking hard is that, CNN?
Do people actually watch CNN anymore? I don't think I've turned it on once since the 1st Gulf War ended.
CNN wants to attract a wide audience of yahoos, dolts and violent sick people, with Ewick you get the hole package. I think the only viewers left are the poor assholes stuck in Atlanta at the airport where they mercilessly set all the monitors to CNN and fuck up air traffic for the eastern seabord daily.
Are advertisers actually looking to sell stuff to yahoos, dolts, and sick fucks?
Ahh, fuck it, … please don't answer.
Ummm, because they are amoral CNN?
Did Erick say 'disturbing the peace' or 'disturbing the police'?
There's a difference?
I thought dissent was patriotic? Fuckstick.
Only if you're a teabagger bringing a gun to a congressional townhall meeting.
HA HA Like you have to explain the "bringing a gun" part.
It's only patriotic if you have corporate backing.
Erick Erickson, everybody — he's the Rosa Parks of sadistic authoritarianism.
Erick Erickson: King of the Asshats.
People PAY to have personal trainers run electric current through their bodies to analyze their body fat ratio. I don't see the hoopla about people getting tasered.
In that case, I suggest that police departments cut back on providing free services like this for homeless people.
Its only a matter of time before city governments decide that people should pay for being tased.
Slightly OT, but I read the following line last night, "…an electrified butt plug I already owned…" actually now that I think about it, it isn't all that OT after all.
This is what a police state with a budget looks like.
Dammit, just got my pepper spray and it's already out of style? Guess I'll spend my lunch hour getting a Taser. Being fashionable is soooo exhausting sometimes.
Just remember that Pepper Spray is essentially food, so feel free to use your canister the next time you are at a fancy resturant.
I think the big current fashion is to carry both a Taser and pepper spray, so that you can always adjust your
torturecrowd-control needs to the situation at hand.I've got your back, MissTaken! I hear red is in this year.
By the time you buy your taser, sonic grenades will be all the rage. Why bother?
Be sure to get the the optional charger or you'll look pretty silly- take it from me.
How very gauche of you. Everyone knows that tasers are the new blah.
I wonder if clothing with conductive fabric will become all the style. On top of diverting the current away from the victim's body, short-circuiting the 20,000-or-whatever volts in the cops' hands might have interesting consequences.
Erick, son of Erick, just likes the tasing video because the only way he can get off is by inserting an electric probe up his own ass.
This is what I was referring to when I replied to the Sheriff, above… http://www.twobigmeanies.com/blog/2006/12/13/lond…
INSANELY NSFW, well depending on where you W, I guess…
Erick Erickson, his name reminds me that even his parents didn't have a clue …
or were sadistic
You know who else thinks taseing is funny?
Rick Sanchez?
Thor?
Let's see…. Frank Gallagher?… noooo…..
Your average eight-year old?
Me, if I can choose the victim.
Nelson Muntz
"…Bro!".. whoever that is. ..
He was trying to say "Don't tase me brown shirt mate. It contains copper and may cause a harmful flashing effect which could affect nearby electronic devices including pacemakers. " But he didn't get to finish.
Joe Arpaio?
TruTV The Smoking Gun Presents….
All those Katie chicks?
Ben Franklin?
Tasie Tukes of the Tukes of Hazard?
Someone needs to stick a taser prod up Erick Erickson's dickhole…that's about all that useless piece of shit is worth.
Why should we help that asshole get off? Cock tasing just sounds like 'Friday night' to Erickson.
Don't kid yourself…he's like the rest of the douchebags over there, a big fucking Chickenhawk. You stick a taser on him (anywhere) and he's cry like a baby before shitting himself.
Police, roughing up protesters? Shocking!
Thanks, but I only watch hits to the groin.
"Barney's movie had
hearttasing, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin"Someone should produce a show with videos of people getting hit in the groin.
Mike Judge was way ahead of you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg
(edit) Trondant beat me to it below. Damn!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6In1K8zKk
I believe tasing Eric in the groin is just what is needed to address this situation.
Ow! My Balls!
Appearing soon at a State Fair near you: © Deep-fried Pepper Spray ®
Let's see… What's the most clever way to use the word "fuck" here…
Fuck U. Fuckson?
Help me out, folks.
I believe it would be Fuckison…
Try sounding like a chicken clucking as you go, "FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck…"
CNN, as if I needed another reason to throw my poo at the teevee screen.
First, America's Funniest Home Videos of footballs-in-crotches. Then Tosh.0's roof-skiing and pool-jumping injuries. Now this. I guess that public hangings idea was inevitable.
I blame television. And you, Sly, Arnold, Bruce, and Vin.
Anybody want to do a spec screenplay for a procedural medical show about psychiatrists administering ECT?
I'm really surprised you neglected to mention the whole Jackass phenomenon.
So… the (R) nominee guys?
I won't be satisfied until we have public crotch hangings.
"Hang 'em where they're hung," my grandpappy would always say.
It started with Clint. "You feel lucky?"
I'd even go back further and present The Three Stooges.
Sometimes you get a great notion.
♫ Dominance
Submission
AM radio shows appear. ♪
There's some pretty sick fucks out there. They're all into pain and bondage and domination and S&M and coprophagia and urolagnia and I reckon nowadays they can really get their jollies on the internet. And look, there's one on the television!!!
It's broadcasting from inside the house!
REAL pervs get it on w/ consenting adults. Fucks like Ericson get it on w/ small, furry animals.
This fuk-head-shit-for-brains cretian should be on Fux News where he belongs with the other fuk-head-shit-for-brains cretians.
CRETE LIBEL!!!!!¿!
Next stop gun play and it will be a laugh riot.
Shooting protestors, worked so well for the British.
They still got N. Ireland so you can't argue with results.
So I was thinking of the Boston Massacre, history nerd sometimes.
The best part is going around the scene later and seeing the designs that the blood and brains made on the walls… hours of fun… on shrooms.
When I was a kid I would rub my feet on the carpet to build static electricity so I could "tase" my brother. I have to admit, it was a lot of fun then.
I had a feeling all along that were my brother. Mom always said that kind of stuff built character… in me.
Erick's favorite movie is Man Being Hit In Groin by Football.
But it works on sooooo many levels.
His favorite tv show
Romney approves.
On the bright side, if this incident did indeed make his day, at least for one night a hooker in the Atlanta area doesn't have to whip herself/himself in shame.
Chickenhawk fuck says what?
When Erick sees video footage of hoodlums beating up homeless people, Erick hatefucks himself until he's unconscious.
Freedom Sparks for Everyone!
Here's hoping someone gives Erick bin Erick a 12 gauge 2nd Amendment proctology exam.
You know who else thought hurting people was “hilarious”?
Joe Pesci?
*squeaky voice* "I make you laugh? Like I'm a clown?! I'm here to amuse you?!!…"
The Joker?
It's okay, it's on video, it's not real. Like Moe bopping Curly with a hammer.
Tom Bergeron?
The Marquis de Sade?
Mickey and Mallory Knox?
Japanese game show audiences?
Count Tyrone Rugen?
Republican Ted Bundy?
Betcha this guy gives Faces of Death two erections up!!!
I await some numb-nuts causing serious harm to a protester and claiming that Erickson gave him the idea, followed by the standard "this-is-humor-i'm-sorry-if-I was-misunderstood" line. Sort of like Sarah Palin presented with the crosshairs over Gabby Gifford's name.
Erick Erickson just hates big government so very much, yes.
OK, just listened to the audio and I now believe Erickson's source of inspiration was less Reagan and more Eichmann.
Fucking hate these sick fucking fucks.
I know my comment is derivative.
Shorter Ewickson: "I'm a gigantic flatulent lisping douchebag har har har fap fap fap."
I'm a little douchbag short and numb
I would be a Nazi, but I'm too dumb
When fascists shoot the tazers my heart will drum
Shock her shock her until I cum
Just listened to that shit. Makes me wanna sneak outta my office for an hour or so and run down to McPherson Square, find the hose bag, and punch him in the nuts repeatedly. Who's with me?
Don't forget the taser.
Erick's happy he has some new wanking material. His copy of Schindler's List was getting so worn out.
Those damn hippies weren't working hard enough, so… KABLAMO!
It's all fun and games and merriment. That is, until it's your own bulbous ass dancing Tom Swift's Electric Jitterbug.
I'm glad we have a "vile human beings" tag for instances like this, though as was pointed out, Son of Erik's status as a human is debatable.
Like I was just saying, they revel in the misery of others, feed on it like vampires on the blood of their victims. Erik would come all over himself if we have another Kent State. Oops, I should have said "when" we have another Kent State. Whats funny is, when it happens again, this time there will be no tide of revulsion, no, this time, the shameless hateful pigfuckers will love it, and demand more shooting of hippies, and then its just a small increment to shooting liberals, and hell, they talk about shooting liberals all the time, Anne Coulter, in fact, is their Madame DeFarge.
I went AWOL for four days after Kent State. On return when being 'addressed' by the XO, the world's revulsion at the events at Kent State made it easy to talk my way out of a Courts Martial.
I went over the hill for 3 days in Bangkok right after the Rooskies shot down the Korean airliner. Worldwide revulsion did not save me from 30 days restriction, 30 days extra duty, half-months pay for two months, and reduction in rate. But it was fucking worth it.
You mean the plane we used to test Rooskie air defenses?
I’m sure your escapades in Bangkok were far more interesting than mine in Killeen, TX.
I betcha Killeen has better bbq though.
Oh, come on. It was a joke! You have to admit it had the guy rolling on the floor.
Signed — The Joker.
Speaking of third-rate human impersonators, what's Rush been up to lately?
Shorter Erk Erksson: "When I hear the words 'police violence,' I reach for my micropenis."
When they said they were for Family Values, which family was it? The fucking Manson Family? Coulter plays Griefer with 9/11 widows, Limbaugh plays White Knight to the LRA, & now this?
Keep it classy, conservatives!
Remember, when talking family values about the party of Reagan, Gingrich, or Limbaugh, you have to specify the family. So it comes out like Limbaugh[1] or Gingrich[2] in standard C-style notation.
From some bubblehead at Fox News: It's just a an electrical mist.
Jackass III.
I'd bet not a lot of money, about $350,000, that this vile dough-eater has never even been in a fistfight, much less had to scrap for his rights or life.
Oh, be careful there, back in college, he and his frat brothers probably bashed a gay or two.
And meanwhile, just down the Mall, the GOP orders Capital Police to arrest a journalist for trying to film a house hearing on fracking.
Must be tough to go through life jealous of people who can fill their entire fist with their penis.
he he he
That's some COTD quality shit, right there.
This is the Internet. There's no reason you can't fit both.
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Occupy Erick Erikson.
"I am a massive colony of spirochetes, & I approve this message."
My favorite part of the Erick Erickson radio show is the audible, slobbery mouth breathing.
What the fuck is the big deal?
Tasers are food essentially… or are they people? I can't keep this shit straight.
Tasers are battery food.
V=I/R
where I is the current through the conductor in units of amperes, V is the potential difference measured across the conductor in units of volts, and R is the resistance of the conductor in units of ohms.
So, it's just physics, no big deal. Why is everyone so bent out of shape?
Erick Erickson exercising his first amendment rights? Not taser-worthy.
Anyone Erickson disagrees with? Full of awesome taser-worthy.
Not doubt his father relished the videos of blacks being blasted with fire hoses and being set upon by police dogs.
One step further into post-weimar merka. "That's when I reach for my Tazer"
Something else that gets the Right hot and bothered:
House GOP seeks to bar the use of welfare funds at strip clubs
http://thehill.com/homenews/house/207697-house-gop-seeks-to-bar-use-of-welfare-funds-at-strip-clubs
I sent this as a tip to Wonkette, so I am not going to waste any of the prime snark I've been formulating as a secondary comment to your comment here.
Would any of that pertain to former RNC staff and a 'lesbian' club?
Jackpot! And then I had to spend the last 90 minutes in a fucking meeting away from my desk, the post about this is already 160 comments old, and my snark is probably all stale and shit.
Um, how the fuck are they supposed to monitor that? It's not enough that people are stuck being poor and on welfare; the GOP wants to tell them how they can spend the little money they do have. That's sick.
Where have you been since 1981?
Was not aware that this is a major problem.
Erick probably had to go change his shorts after he watched Ed Norton curbstomp the black guy in that movie. And not because he pissed or shit them.
Fresh puupy in a blender is his favorite drink.
On the rocks. By rocks, I mean chunked kitten.
I was only a very young lad, but I remember when they just shot you, or lynched you, or beat you insensible, if you protested. These young folks don't know how far we have come as a society. Ungrateful bastards.
Erickson/Cantor they have more in common that their front name, and I think we know what that is.
Ha. Guess those mean things we've been saying about him for years are still rankling. This statement is tame compared to the one where he declared he'd shoot Census workers who came to his door. One of these days he'll probably explode in some combination of arterial/sexual/blunt object/gun violence behavior. Which will make my fucking day, when it happens.
I'd be happy to tase Erick Erickson, so he can experience the awesome first hand. What can I say, I just want to share the zappy, heart-stopping love.
A lot of shit gets Erick Erickson "hot and bothered" including, but not limited to:
1. A single flight of stairs.
2. 36 seconds of sexual congress.
3. And, uhhh…oops.
4. Walking a shopping mall parking lot.
5. Driving in the rain/snow.
I want to see Erick tased simply so I'd get the smell bacon being cooked.
Erick Erickson fans should be sure to read this Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erick_Erickson – Some funny stuff!
Thanks – it's a virtual "who's Who" of 'effing losers.
I think it safe to say all Wonketratti reluctantly knew that the repression and suffering of others makes Erwick-son-of-Erwick's pathetic penis-analogue all turgid and tingly with malicious, malodorous glee – perhaps not quite as much as when he shoves terrified kittens up his ass, but almost so, plus he gets to cheerlead the continued decay of democracy on his electonic zoo of self-hating political stupidity. We knew this about him, and we should not be too shocked at each forthcoming chthonic chortle. It's just the ReThuglican way.
I found the video clip and the "news" photographer captured the before and the after, but not the tasing, leading me to believe it was edited out.
"Better" but not nearly as spicy. Can't beat that back-alley Patpong Road "Fido on a Stick" at heat setting number 8.
Right outside the main gate they had a cafeteria. You could go through and choose from about six or eight varieties of BBQ. Always interesting to see the heads of the real crackers explode when confronted with beef or chicken BBQ ‘This does not compute.’
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