HEROES OF THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY  11:15 am January 31, 2012

‘Don’t Say Gay’ Turd Stacey Campfield Thrown Out of TN Restaurant

by Liz Colville

check out my "rental properties"!!!!

Stacey Campfield, rose-loving, gay-hating hate-mongering State Senator from Tennessee, who taught us everything (lie) we can’t un-know about AIDS, was, on Sunday, hurtled from a Knoxville restaurant. Apparently the old eye-for-an-eye philosophy was imparted therein, which in this case is PERFECTLY FINE: Martha Boggs, a hostess at a restaurant called the Bistro at the Bijou, greeted Campfield in derogatory yet perfect terms, and asked him to leave the restaurant before he’d been served. Campfield went without incident, and Boggs later wrote on the restaurant’s Facebook page: “I hope that Stacey Campfield now knows what if feels like to be unfairly discrimanted [sic] against.” We love you, lady of the Bistro at the Bijou, spelling errors and all.

The Facebook page has since been swarmed with messages of gratitude.

In a telephone interview with BuzzFeed, Campfield confirmed the incident, that martyr, and explained that when he walked in the restaurant, “The lady started calling me names” — a homophobe and a gay-hater, specifically — “and wouldn’t serve me.” Of course, when Campfield defended himself to BuzzFeed, explaining how tolerant of gays he actually is, he also felt the need to bring race into the matter for no apparent reason.

In my business I do rental properties and I’ve rented to homosexuals, mixed-race couples, black couples. And about every single group you can think of has been in my office.

“Rental properties.”

Here’s Boggs explaining her side of the story to the Knoxville News Sentinel:

With more attention thrown upon Campfield, the anti-Campfields of the state are ramping up an effort to get him recalled, even though recall elections at the state level are not currently permitted in Tennessee — under state law, they’d have to impeach him. (DOOOO ITTTTT.) A Facebook page devoted to getting rid of him now has more than 1,000 likes!

There’s also another online petition going that hopes to get signatures from President Obama, Tennessee Governor Bill Haslam and others in order to get Campfield fired. That also has around 1,000 signatures so far. Campfield is technically around until 2014, but, well, miracles can happen. WHEN U BELIEVE. Though hope is frail, it’s hard to kill, etcetera. [Knoxville News Sentinel/BuzzFeed]

 
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nounverb911 January 31, 2012 at 11:28 am

Ticker Tape parade for Boggs in 3…2…1…

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Stacey caught in gas station bathroom with black rentboy in 4… 3… 2…

Chillwillard January 31, 2012 at 11:29 am

Tell me, Stacey: how does it feel to be called names and rejected like that, you closeted monkey-loving asshole?

"I'll take the Schadenfreude Soupe D'Jour, please."

tealsheart January 31, 2012 at 11:35 am

an azzhole loving azzhole, what a bargin!

*toke till you choke

paris biltong January 31, 2012 at 11:38 am

Like a rolling stone?

Designer_Rants January 31, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Schadenfreude Soup, best served cold.

Chillwillard January 31, 2012 at 12:53 pm

That's my favorite Klingon proverb!

hollywooddood January 31, 2012 at 11:30 am

A sphincter says what?

Discuss.

RedneckMuslin January 31, 2012 at 11:55 am

ththththth!

freakishlywrong January 31, 2012 at 11:31 am

Well, Good Morning!

SorosBot January 31, 2012 at 11:33 am

Good almost noon to you too!

freakishlywrong January 31, 2012 at 11:32 am

Wait, the guy in the pic, that Stacey there, he's straight?

Terry January 31, 2012 at 11:35 am

Fabulously so.

freakishlywrong January 31, 2012 at 11:37 am

What schtupps him?

LabRodent January 31, 2012 at 11:38 am

In a Republican can of way. (wink wink)

SorosBot January 31, 2012 at 11:50 am

Allegedly.

elviouslyqueer January 31, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Rumor has it that his boyfriend is too.

Negropolis January 31, 2012 at 10:39 pm

WIN

kissawookiee January 31, 2012 at 12:23 pm

And therefore 10000000% AIDS-free. Line starts to the left, boys!

GOPCrusher January 31, 2012 at 12:42 pm

As straight as Lindsay Graham.

Designer_Rants January 31, 2012 at 12:47 pm

All you have to say is "South Carolina Straight", and we know exactly what you mean.

PhilippePetain January 31, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Well, to be fair, he only fucks boy sheep.

rickmaci January 31, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I think a closet door got left open somewhere in the Reptard section of the Tennessee state house. Film at 11.

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:44 pm

That's his story, and by god, he's stickin' to it.

Lucidamente1 January 31, 2012 at 11:32 am

Stacey Campfield? Is that her stage name?

actor212 January 31, 2012 at 11:37 am

Emphasis on the CAMP

elviouslyqueer January 31, 2012 at 12:12 pm

No no, she's going for something more subtle, like "Ivana Bigkok."

GOPCrusher January 31, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Even Ru Paul says WTF?

nounverb911 January 31, 2012 at 11:32 am

"I’ve rented to homosexuals, "
But mostly to Senate republicans.

Blueb4sunrise January 31, 2012 at 11:42 am

Rent boy?

Edit: Note to self……read the rest of the thread first.

northernbassist January 31, 2012 at 12:30 pm

minor error:

"I've *been* rented to homosexuals."

slithytoves January 31, 2012 at 11:33 am

Don't Say Gay?

My Mom always tells me, Don't say fuck!

freakishlywrong January 31, 2012 at 11:39 am

Yeah, but Stacey washes out your asshole, not just your mouth.

chicken_thief January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

So "fucking gay" would be a double negative, making it a positive?!

slithytoves January 31, 2012 at 11:42 am

Well, yeah.

AlterNewt January 31, 2012 at 11:33 am

Is that the place that serves 'Eggs Santorum'?

ElPinche January 31, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Maybe , but every day at Campfield's house is a shitler party .

teebob2000 January 31, 2012 at 1:32 pm

i.e. runny?

actor212 January 31, 2012 at 11:33 am

Shorter Campfield's closet: "Why, some my best bathroom dates have been gays!"

johnnyzhivago January 31, 2012 at 11:33 am

I can't think of anyone I know who's ever been discrimanted against or subjected to discrimantation.

tealsheart January 31, 2012 at 11:34 am

Oh how he loves REcalling since it involves his butt.
What an azz

SorosBot January 31, 2012 at 11:34 am

It warms my heart that discrimating against someone for being a giant douchebag is totally legal; and, in this case, awesome.

johnnyzhivago January 31, 2012 at 11:34 am

10:1 Rentboy.com is one of his bookmarks.

BaldarTFlagass January 31, 2012 at 11:35 am

"In my business I do rental properties and I’ve rented to homosexuals,"

So, this guy owns Rentboy.com?

JustPixelz January 31, 2012 at 11:49 am

"…I’ve rented myself to homosexuals,"

-fixed

vtxmcrider January 31, 2012 at 4:14 pm

But he takes the rent out in trade.

actor212 January 31, 2012 at 11:36 am

So, I guess we can't say "Campfield" so how about we change his name to "Gay"?

LabRodent January 31, 2012 at 11:36 am

You go girl!

elviouslyqueer January 31, 2012 at 11:36 am

A rose by any other name would smell like a 42-year-old bachelor with perpetual gayface.

prommie January 31, 2012 at 11:37 am

To be honest, this is a crazyfight between two crazy people. He is obviously twisted and sad, she is well meaning, but, well, crazy. It makes me sad. I am sick of this shit. Can't we all just get along? I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony, I'd like to buy the world a Coke. I thought we had all this angry and hating all done and over around 1973? I blame disco.

MissTaken January 31, 2012 at 11:43 am

Everything went downhill in 1978 after the release of Push Push In The Bush.

LesBontemps January 31, 2012 at 11:49 am

It was the '70s — everyone was on drugs. How do you think Gerald Ford got to be president?

Chet Kincaid January 31, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Ford got to be President because Nixon appointed him VP and resigned, not because of voters on drugs.

HistoriCat January 31, 2012 at 12:11 pm

But how can we explain Nixon becoming president in the first place?

Chet Kincaid January 31, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Exactly! COUNTER-CULTURE FAIL

LesBontemps January 31, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Nixon was on drugs. QED.

HateMachine January 31, 2012 at 11:50 am

I feel you, but there's a point at which assholes will take advantage of our desire to just get along. It can be handy occasionally to have crazy assholes of our own.

Chillwillard January 31, 2012 at 11:55 am

I blame "The Sounds of Music." It was all downhill from there…

memzilla January 31, 2012 at 11:37 am

"Hi, I'm Martha, and I'll be serving your hateful bigoted a** the hell out my restaurant right now."

JustPixelz January 31, 2012 at 11:52 am

"Hi, I'm …"

- at a loss for words?
- out of electricity?
- watching you eat potato chips?

Baconzgood January 31, 2012 at 11:37 am

FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

chicken_thief January 31, 2012 at 11:37 am

Was his boy friend tossed (from the Bistro) as well?

DerrickWildcat January 31, 2012 at 11:37 am

I have a bad feeling that this story is a long ways from being over.

JustPixelz January 31, 2012 at 11:47 am

The anti-non-heterosexuals will claim his eviction was part of the elite media secular war on Christianity. Next step: Find an activist judge who will make new law from the bench requiring restaurants to feed politicians.

DerrickWildcat January 31, 2012 at 11:58 am

No, that is too clever.
Remember, we're talking about Tennessee.

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Lots of whinin' from straight white Christians about how they're the most persecuted minority ever, then?

Chillwillard January 31, 2012 at 11:38 am

What the fuck is he doing at a French restaurant anyway???

MrFizzy January 31, 2012 at 11:40 am

Gobbling up some French fries and ketchup.

Chillwillard January 31, 2012 at 11:42 am

Ah, the Freedums Fries, of course….

Maman January 31, 2012 at 11:38 am

Um. Pretty sure that obeying the law about rental discrimination doesn't mark you as a humanitarian.

Tundra Grifter January 31, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Maman:

You mean like those racists who say "I'm not a bigot; I had a Black girlfriend?"

Maman January 31, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Exactly. And she was a secret black girlfriend at that.

IceCreamEmpress January 31, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Oh, Strom Thurmond…

MissTaken January 31, 2012 at 11:39 am

"I do rental properties"

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

actor212 January 31, 2012 at 11:44 am

In his case, he does the keyholes.

SorosBot January 31, 2012 at 11:48 am

Are you saying he's a pimp? He needs to get the proper hat and jacket then.

MissTaken January 31, 2012 at 11:51 am

Nah, pimpin ain't easy I'm sure Stacey likes it easy. His face has john written all over.

actor212 January 31, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Actually, it has "gimp suit" written all over it…

SorosBot January 31, 2012 at 12:02 pm

True, it is hard out there for a pimp, just tryin' to make the money, pay the rent…

prommie January 31, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Push push in the tush.

Biff January 31, 2012 at 12:30 pm

The madam at the Chicken Ranch calls the girls "rental properties", so yes.

Maman January 31, 2012 at 12:30 pm

You don't pay the rental to come to you. You pay it to go away.

fartknocker January 31, 2012 at 11:39 am

If I am ever in Konoxville I'll be sure to have several meals at the Bistro at the Bijou. And after I'm done eating, I'll take a healthy dump on Stacy's frontyard. This guy is nothing more than a turdblossom goat fucker.

SorosBot January 31, 2012 at 11:39 am

Did he console himself by fucking a monkey?

chicken_thief January 31, 2012 at 11:45 am

His chimp likes to top.

MrFizzy January 31, 2012 at 11:39 am

This is like Goebbels walking into a Jewish ghetto and being called a Nazi. Shit just is not fair.

emmelemm January 31, 2012 at 12:40 pm

The nerve of some people, amirite?

SorosBot January 31, 2012 at 12:41 pm

We must denounce the discrimination against hateful bigots!

philpjfry January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

well, it is not as if we can expect him to learn anything from this. He is still republican

LabRodent January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

The Senator in booth number five will be having the shit pie.

Pithaughn January 31, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Oh, is Minny the pastry chef at the Bistro at the Bijou? Also, why is a mans man like Stacey even patronizing an eatery named Bistro at the Bijou? That is an old lady restaurant for sure, brass, ferns and 6 kinds of quiche.

vtxmcrider January 31, 2012 at 4:21 pm

He wants to start with a tossed salad.

slowhansolo January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

Stacey! With an "e". This is a man's man.

north_of_moscow January 31, 2012 at 11:42 am

For those unfamiliar with the southern accent, it's easy to confuse "office" with "orifice."

weej_bain January 31, 2012 at 11:42 am

Nice photog Liz. Is there a tulip sticking out his other end?

Swampgas_Man January 31, 2012 at 12:20 pm

What that man needs is tulips on his organ!

Suck the bigot right outta him!

OneYieldRegular January 31, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Read the card!

JustPixelz January 31, 2012 at 11:43 am

No Ginger Dijon Glazed Chicken for you!

paris biltong January 31, 2012 at 11:44 am

With your cowboy mouth and your curfew plugs
Who among them did you think could resist you ?

JackDempsey1 January 31, 2012 at 11:44 am

"We love you, lady of the Bistro at the Bijou, spelling errors and all."

In Tennessee, spelling on words more than 3 syllables doesn't count. And they way they talk down there, that's most of them, darling.

Biff January 31, 2012 at 12:42 pm

"Oil" has 3 syllables down there.

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:30 pm

"words more than 3 syllables doesn't count. And they way they talk down there, that's most of them"

Including "Guh-Aw-Duh".

ifthethunderdontgetya January 31, 2012 at 11:45 am

There’s also another online petition going that hopes to get signatures from President Obama, Tennessee Governor Bill Haslam and others in order to get Campfield fired.

Oh, President Obama will sign it soon. Right after his jobs head Jeffrey Immelt locates that pair of comfortable shoes that's been missing the last three years.
~

Negropolis January 31, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Can you stop this shit? Thanks. Gawd.

elviouslyqueer January 31, 2012 at 11:46 am

Keep fucking that monkey, Campy. Keep. Fucking. That. Monkey.

Baconzgood January 31, 2012 at 11:46 am

Um……. IF YOU DON'T RENT TO HOMOSEXUALS, MIXED-RACE COUPLES, BLACK COUPLES, THE ELDERLY, OR VETS BECAUSE THEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS, MIXED-RACE COUPLES, BLACK COUPLES, THE ELDERLY, OR VETS YOU BREAK THE FUCKING LAW ASS-LUMP COCK SUCKER NECK FUCK DILDO ROLLER-COASTER RIDE PISS SHIT PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God I hate when people say things like "I'm not a __________ because I (it's required by law) all the time." It's like me saying I'm not an angry person because I haven't punched a cop today.

SorosBot January 31, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Sadly that's not true when it comes to gay people; under federal law discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is perfectly legal. It's illegal under a lot of state and local laws, but somehow I doubt that's the case in Knoxville, TN.

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:31 pm

I didn't run over anybody's kid today, not even the really annoying neighbor kid.

*pleased with self*

SoBeach January 31, 2012 at 11:47 am

Nice story, but pointless. She's appealing to his sense of empathy, thinking he'll realize how others feel when they're treated that way.

But he has no sense of empathy to appeal to. That's how he's able to say the dickish things he says in the first place.

Folks assume those they disagree with possess the same intellectual and emotional faculties as themselves. They often don't.

PeaceWithHonor January 31, 2012 at 11:47 am

Reverse sit-in

actor212 January 31, 2012 at 11:48 am

Which seems to be a universal case. Plus, closeted, also.

TanzbodenKoenig January 31, 2012 at 11:48 am

Seriously, Boggs is a local hero here for the most part now and even most of the "Obummer" wingnuts are tired of Stacey "Im not married nor do I have kids I just have this weird obssession with the gays" Campfield embarassing us on the national scene. Knoxville really isnt as backwards as you think we are!

James Michael Curley January 31, 2012 at 11:48 am

Nobody wants these guys. ""I think his [Jeb Bush's] father, frankly, picked a candidate, inadvertently. He was having lunch with a Houston Chronicle reporter.
I'd had lunch with President Bush 41 a couple of weeks before that, and he had no intention of endorsing a candidate.
But he was having lunch with a Houston Chronicle reporter and sort of let out that he sort of liked Mitt Romney, and then said 'let's order the soup'."

SayItWithWookies January 31, 2012 at 12:53 pm

And of course George H. W. Bush is such a little biddy that he officially made his Romney endorsement unofficial:

Jeb's father, George H.W. Bush, has been quoted in the Houston Chronicle and on the Internet that he was giving Romney "an unofficial endorsement."

He's definitely shed his reputation for being a lapdog when his opinions as a private personage aren't official unless they're cleared by the proper authorities.

edgydrifter January 31, 2012 at 11:49 am

I predict the good senator will announce later this week that through exhaustive and meticulous research he has identified the exact location where that gay airline pilot sucked the AIDS out of a monkey.

SPOILER ALERT–it was in the kitchen of the Bistro at the Bijou!! OMFG!!!

meatlofer January 31, 2012 at 11:49 am

Have a little class, will ya? It's Superbowl Week!

north_of_moscow January 31, 2012 at 11:50 am

I don't know. Do the ladies cancel out the moustache? http://www.stacykeach.com/images/ham-chicks2.jpg

Biff January 31, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Beards, moustaches, whatev…

Negligently_Joe January 31, 2012 at 11:51 am

In my business I do rental properties and I’ve rented to homosexuals, mixed-race couples, black couples. And about every single group you can think of has been in my office.

Remember kids: unless it rises to the level of being a violation of both state and federal law, there's absolutely no way anyone could justifiably call you a bigot.

Tundra Grifter January 31, 2012 at 12:21 pm

NJ:

Yesterday I heard Off-the-Mark Levin brag about gay folks coming to his book signing. How did he know someone was gay, having spoken to that person for ten or twenty seconds?

How did StacEy know he rented to a homosexual? Is that one of the little boxes on his rental application form?

lefty74 January 31, 2012 at 11:52 am

Hillbilly ginger with cornflake dandruff. No doubt he is suffering from Ned Beaty Syndrome.
Some people just never get over it.

ElPinche January 31, 2012 at 12:51 pm

As long as Campfield's daddy is alive, there will always be that reminder.

SayItWithWookies January 31, 2012 at 11:52 am

It's a sign of how sick our society has come when an unrepentant bigot who spouts ignorant nonsense can't just run around town like he owns the place. I'm sure he'll be crying reverse discrimination if he hasn't already — which makes me wonder, what does Rand "The Civil Rights Act Stomps on States' Rights" Paul have to say about this?

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:33 pm

"It's a sign of how sick our society has come when an unrepentant bigot who spouts ignorant nonsense can't just run around town like he owns the place."

Hell in a handbasket, I tells ya.

Guppy January 31, 2012 at 11:53 am

Of course he rents to varied groups. We don't want any of the "wrong sort" to actually own property, do we?

RedneckMuslin January 31, 2012 at 11:53 am

Bistro? Gay.

ph7 January 31, 2012 at 12:09 pm

The Bistro is, no joke, located on Gay Street.

fuflans January 31, 2012 at 11:55 am

In my business I do rental properties and I’ve rented to homosexuals, mixed-race couples, black couples. And about every single group you can think of has been in my office.

yeah but what about the lizard people, stacey???? what about them???

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Since so many of the repubs *are* lizard people, I'm guessing they've been in his office, too.

EatsBabyDingos January 31, 2012 at 11:55 am

He reminds me of the toilet in my first apartment. I usually had to flush twice.

fuflans January 31, 2012 at 11:56 am

stacey is a girl's name.

PsycWench January 31, 2012 at 11:57 am

No word on whether he passed that really high bar of letting gays and black use his bathroom.

Tundra Grifter January 31, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Only if he was in it at the time.

Chet Kincaid January 31, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Alright, which one of you fuckers is Martha Boggs?

elviouslyqueer January 31, 2012 at 12:14 pm

All of us, Chetie!

Negropolis January 31, 2012 at 10:51 pm

"I am Spartacus!"

horsedreamer_1 February 1, 2012 at 12:08 am

Between Wade & his fried chicken & beer habit, & this Martha's assertiveness, the name Boggs is being reclaimed as cool from the idiot Boggs clan of Louisiana.

& by the way, isn't a bistro kind of an exotic concept? Or, would Cokie be all "IOKIYAR"?

prommie January 31, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Let me guess, was he there for brunch, or is this the kind of place that has tea dances?

Chet Kincaid January 31, 2012 at 12:12 pm

College town — safe for Hipsters forced to travel Down There.

BigDumbRedDog January 31, 2012 at 12:12 pm

This is just like that time that Jesus guy got nailed to that cross.

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:38 pm

True story:
I (and several other people) had an online disagreement going with this guy who was a big bible thumping christian, and he finally got all pissed off and posted, "You atheists are all so closed-minded and mean, like those people who persecuted the guy with the telescope because he said the earth revolved around the sun!!!"

I swear, you can't make this shit up.

Wonderthing January 31, 2012 at 12:12 pm

White men kicked out of restaurants. Damn. Dogs will be sleeping with cats next. Glad I've bought property on the moon and have a star named after me.

Tundra Grifter January 31, 2012 at 12:24 pm

WRT:

I couldn't afford to have a star named after me.

So I just changed my name to Arcturus.

ph7 January 31, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Sayeth Stacy:

In the 60's my grandfather sat at the lunch counters with the blacks in Knoxville to help break up the segregation of the races.

1. No one earns rewards for their grandfather's decency. It's not hereditary.
2. "the" blacks?

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:39 pm

I understand that Donald Trump is very popular with "The Blacks", too.

BigDumbRedDog January 31, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I think the bigots and the homophobes should stay away from places called "bistros" in general. They should stick to the "all you can eat buffet" type joints, where their kind belongs.

Tundra Grifter January 31, 2012 at 12:24 pm

"I have a great relationship with the blacks."

~ Donald Chump

And now, Stacey Campfield

owhatever January 31, 2012 at 12:44 pm

You can't discriminate against me. I'm the bigot, not you. Also, the sauce on that ham sandwich tasted great. What was it?

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:40 pm

"the sauce on that ham sandwich tasted great. What was it?"

*runs around knocking dishes off counter*
IT'S PEOPLE!!!

jaytingle January 31, 2012 at 12:49 pm

You forgot to mention that the restaurant is on Gay Street.

Tilley January 31, 2012 at 3:47 pm

dammit! I was gonna say that.

Yay, we Knoxvillians are gonna OccupyGayStreet!

imissopus January 31, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Shoot, I'd have let him stay, taken his money, and gotten a couple of employees to jerk off into his food before serving it. "Here's your sugar-glazed French toast and a cup of coffee light with cream, Senator…"

Loaded_Pants January 31, 2012 at 5:52 pm

That would have been better. Served with a smile, of course. Don't piss off people who are going to be making/serving your food. Ever.

Negropolis January 31, 2012 at 10:53 pm

I'm gagging, here.

glamourdammerung February 1, 2012 at 2:42 am

You are assuming he does not know the taste of semen, an unlikely probability since he is a conservative obsessed with gays.

Tommy1733 January 31, 2012 at 12:53 pm

I hope this incident does not hinder Campbell from scoring clandestine homosexual trysts.

DahBoner January 31, 2012 at 12:55 pm

"I rent to homosexuals because they're so neat and tidy…"

emmelemm January 31, 2012 at 2:21 pm

But they get their AIDS everywhere! As you know, all they have to do is touch something and it gets AIDS!

lulzmonger January 31, 2012 at 12:57 pm
YouBetcha January 31, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Thank you, Ms. Boggs. Next time, unleash the dogs.

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 9:41 pm

The ones with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at ya?

SaintRond January 31, 2012 at 1:09 pm

I'd have slipped him a dose of meth and tried to turn him out with that guy hooker who banged Ted Haggard.

At least I'd have tried.

chascates January 31, 2012 at 1:20 pm

I met a little girl in Knoxville,
A town we all know well,
And every Sunday evening,
Out in her home I’d dwell.

ttommyunger January 31, 2012 at 1:24 pm

I know one thing, if I were one of his tenants, I'd pay every month personally in cash and I can assure you each Bill would be smegma-smeared for his pleasure.

teebob2000 January 31, 2012 at 1:29 pm

You mean this guy hasn't come out (yet) ??

Callyson January 31, 2012 at 1:29 pm

We reserve the right to refuse service to idiots and assholes.

comrad_darkness January 31, 2012 at 2:26 pm

He picked that rose in Narnia, right? Last time he found his way all the long miles from the back of his closet?

tessiee January 31, 2012 at 3:35 pm

You guys, the only reason he went to the restaurant in the first place was to order a tossed salad.

EloquentScience January 31, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I've heard the Bistro at the Bijou has the best spotted dick in Tennessee.

Antispandex January 31, 2012 at 3:52 pm

"In my business I do rental properties and I’ve rented to homosexuals, mixed-race couples, black couples. And about every single group you can think of has been in my office."

Allow me to translate the Senator's message for those who haven't had the red state experience…..

Teapublican speak meaning: "Look, I wish I didn't have to deal with dirty folks, but until we elect a veto proof majority of Fox News contributers, it's going to remain federal law. You know me, you seen me at church. You know I wouldn't deal with homos and niggers if I didn't HAVE to"!

You're welcome.

thefrontpage January 31, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Martha Boggs is a hero! Good for her! And Campfield is gay.

Chet Kincaid January 31, 2012 at 5:38 pm

I've actually been there, in my real world capacity as academic spouse.

MinAgain January 31, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Stacey has quite the reputation as a slumlord in Tennessee. And as a bigoted moron, but you probably already figure that out on your own.

glamourdammerung January 31, 2012 at 8:22 pm

The place is on "Gay Street", so he was probably just hoping to cruise a few public toilets before some libtards had to go violate his imaginary civil right to be a bigot with no consequence.

BZ1 January 31, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Can Stacey Campfield be recalled as a human being?

Negropolis January 31, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Before I scrolled down all the way this is all I saw in the Facebook feed on the right side of the page:

‘Don’t Say Gay’ Turd Stacey Campfield Thrown Out of TN

You can only imagine how disappointed I was to scroll down and see the title in full. I was so sure that he'd been caught in a public bathroom cruising for sex. :(

Bistro at the Bijou

Why, I do declare, Stacey!

horsedreamer_1 February 1, 2012 at 12:09 am

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, & this is the DIS-tro Bistro".

tribbzthesquidz February 1, 2012 at 12:33 am

This is why I love this fucking town. Love it.

SorosBot January 31, 2012 at 12:19 pm

He's a confirmed bachelor.

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