HIS CASE WAS DIFFERENT SOMEHOW  3:45 pm January 30, 2012

Santorum Wants Malpractice Award Caps For Everyone Except Himself

by Kaia Mursi

Oops. We'll give you $27, final offer.Barely tolerated busy-body Rick Santorum may be running a distant 148th or whatever in Florida, but his website remains a strong competitor for numero uno in terrible ideas. Among the collected abominations is the promise to reduce medical costs by enacting “meaningful medical liability reform.” Okay, ha, no one thinks that would actually help. But credit where credit is due: in 1994, Santorum did, in fact, sponsor the deceptively helpful-sounding Comprehensive Family Health Access and Savings Act, which would have capped awards for medical malpractice at $250,000. Interestingly enough, in his own 1999 malpractice lawsuit, Rick and his wife sought $500,000 for a back injury she suffered. Which is, students, exactly twice what Rick thought other people might deserve. Aren’t numbers crazy?

The Washington Post provides the background:

On the campaign trail, GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum says he will push to limit payments to victims in medical malpractice lawsuits, which he blames for unnecessarily driving up health-care costs. And over the course of his two decades in politics, he repeatedly spoke in favor of capping such awards.

But Santorum testified in support of his wife when she filed a medical malpractice suit in 1999 that sought $500,000, twice the cap in his 1994 legislative proposal. Karen Santorum claimed that a Fairfax chiropractor had left her with a permanent back injury that probably would result in a lifetime of pain medication and restricted mobility.

This fall, while campaigning in Iowa, Santorum told reporters that he backed some limits but that his wife did not sue for “pain and suffering, which is the area I think we should cap.”

Must be pretty to think so — but no. At the time, the presiding judge called the $350,000 the jury eventually awarded to the Santorum family “excessive,” and noted that pain and suffering must have factored into the jury’s decision, given that the family’s actual medical costs were less than $20,000.

But since there is no evidence that Rick Santorum himself rose to his feet to upbraid the jury for its misplaced largesse, we will just assume that Ricky was stone-cold A-OK with taking home a trunk full of that evil, evil medical malpractice cash, for freedom.

The Santorums’ award check was later whittled down to $175,000, presumably by some liberal activist judge. In revenge (?), Santorum later sponsored the Healthy Mothers and Healthy Babies Access to Care Act, which would have capped awards for non-economic damages from medical malpractice at $500,000, which is all he and his family were asking for in the first place, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Can’t a guy with exceptional insurance and every possible resource in the world catch a break, ever? [WaPo; Image via Shutterstock]

 

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AlterNewt January 30, 2012 at 3:48 pm

A blemish on an otherwise winning resume.

Wonderthing January 30, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Another hypocritical story about a Republican? Yawn.

smokefilledroommate January 30, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Do all Republicans have to take the Hypocratic Oath?

GunToting[Redacted] January 30, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I think it's the Hypocritic Oath.

smokefilledroommate January 30, 2012 at 3:56 pm

I left the 'cratic' suffix so as not to be obvious. My lulz are so delicately crafted.

flamingpdog January 30, 2012 at 5:14 pm

It should by the Hypocrit Oath, translated into the Revised Standard Republiklan lingo.

Rotundo_ January 30, 2012 at 5:29 pm

They're all hypocritical oafs so they sort of qualify already.

anniegetyerfun January 30, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Karen Santorum claimed that a Fairfax chiropractor had left her with a permanent back injury that probably would result in a lifetime of pain medication and restricted mobility.

You sure it wasn't one of the 6,000 pregnancies she has had? I've never beren pregnant, but it looks injurious to me.

smokefilledroommate January 30, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Maybe it's the scissors they left in her.

Callyson January 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Or maybe it's the santorum they left in her.

comrad_darkness January 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Maybe I'm going to wade in on it here, but since when do limits on medical professionals apply to chiropractors?

WunkRocker January 30, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Also she needs to keep having babies as long as she has a pulse. Or it's AMNIOTIC LIBEL against JESUS. If Rick is unwilling (SINNER) then clearly the lord needs to send a blessing (RAPIST).

paris biltong January 30, 2012 at 4:12 pm

You're right, chiropractors are medical amateurs.

MaxNeanderthal January 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Mencken on Chiropractors -priceless ..

"This preposterous quackery flourishes lushIy in the back reaches of the Republic, and begins to conquer the less civilized folk of the big cities. As the old-time family doctor dies out in the country towns, with no competent successor willing to take over his dismal business, he is followed by some hearty blacksmith or ice-wagon driver, turned into a chiropractor in six months, often by correspondence. "

OhNoGuy January 30, 2012 at 8:16 pm

Want medical savings? All chiropractor visits are self pay. Let the screaming begin.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 31, 2012 at 3:53 am

I certainly hope we don't shell out taxpayer dollars for homeopathic nonsense.

MissNancyPriss January 31, 2012 at 12:07 am

Exactly what I was thinking. That was be another white man's exclusion.

SayItWithWookies January 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Just guessing here, but I'd think being married to Rick Santorum would result in a lifetime of pain medication and restricted mobility.

Edit: apologies to Callyson for almost exactly duplicating her comment…

Terry January 31, 2012 at 8:11 am

"Pain medicine"? Is that the euphemism for "Staying drunk or drugged up so I don't have to think about this pitiful bastard I'm married to"?

Maman January 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I have been pregnant and sometimes my hip stil slips out of joint while walking down the hallway the way it did when I had an 11lb human being inside me. Yeah, I am sure it was bad chiropracting that caused the pain.

Negropolis January 30, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Are you sure you have birth to a baby human, 'cause it sounds like you passed a small turkey.

actor212 January 30, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Listen, if you had to look up at Rick Santorum from the marital bed 6,000 times, you'd probably wrench your back out too.

anniegetyerfun January 30, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Wrong. I'd gouge my eyes out.

flamingpdog January 30, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Probably not an issue since they most likely do it with the lights out and their eyes closed.

MissTaken January 30, 2012 at 5:21 pm

And I'm sure they keep a sheet between them with a hole cut out. Mmm…the romance of shame sex.

Rotundo_ January 30, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Followed by a brisk scrubbing of the affected parts with good ol' fashioned lye soap and Listerene for purification purposes like the Good Lord requires.

comrad_darkness January 31, 2012 at 10:25 am

Shame sex is a bedfellow of self-hate sex.

NYNYNYjr January 30, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Thinking of England

doloras January 30, 2012 at 9:12 pm

But she doesn't even know who's on the team.

OhNoGuy January 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm

And her hands clenched.

vtxmcrider January 31, 2012 at 4:53 pm

She just closes her eyes and fantasizes about that old doctor who delivered her that she used to fuck.

jus_wonderin January 30, 2012 at 3:51 pm

When these guys say "Hey, I think I want to run for office. I think I want to be President." Does it EVER cross their mind that they needed to have actually walked the walk of all their talk? Zeeeeesus!!!

Atleast I can say I am smart enough to know that I could never run for office. Maybe that is all it takes.

starfanglednut January 30, 2012 at 4:42 pm

1. propose outrageous laws limiting the rights of others

2. make clear those laws don't apply to you

3. Profit!

flamingpdog January 30, 2012 at 5:18 pm

If you're all that smart, you'd realize you could run for office as a Repoopliklan is you accepted Jeebus as your lord and savior. Free pass to all kinds of hypocrasy and foibles.

Negropolis January 30, 2012 at 10:57 pm

No, because Republicans know instinctively that their voters don't. care. about. hypocrisy. Period.

It's really just that simple.

Baconzgood January 30, 2012 at 3:52 pm

“pain and suffering, which is the area I think we should cap.”
So don't vote for Rick Santorum.

(rim shot)

SorosBot January 30, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Now Santorum isn't a hypocrite; see he just wants limits on medical malpractice, for doctors, but didn't say anything about suits for injuries caused by fake doctor quacks like chiropractors.

anniegetyerfun January 30, 2012 at 3:54 pm

I was going to say that anyone who gets injured by a chiropractor kind of deserves it. But then I was, all, "How many Wonketteers treat their ailments purely through alcohol, like me? Maybe some of them see acupuncturists or something. Damn."

jus_wonderin January 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I went once but got this weird vibe. He wanted to touch me all over my body. Is that what he was supposed to do?

Chillwillard January 30, 2012 at 4:19 pm

"Show me on the doll…"

Designer_Rants January 30, 2012 at 10:18 pm

LOL!!!: "Show me on the doll…"

anniegetyerfun January 30, 2012 at 4:21 pm

No, they are supposed to be able to fix thing WITH THEIR MINDS.

Oh, wait, that's a naturopath.

Designer_Rants January 30, 2012 at 10:20 pm

I go to the one in the stripmall that jerks me off. No complaints. That's a "chiropractor," right?

DerrickWildcat January 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Chiropractors only have to go to school for a week or so because there isn't much to know about a back. They don't have to learn about guts or eyes or other things like that.

MissTaken January 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I'm a huge fan of acupuncture (hey! I'm a whitey in SF, we have to get acupuncture by city statute) but no way in hell would I go to a chiropractor.

SorosBot January 30, 2012 at 4:26 pm

You don't want a placebo that consists of a guy twisting you back and neck in unnatural and possibly painful ways? But it sounds like a pleasant experience!

MissTaken January 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Maybe in a couple of weeks but for now I'll stick to the needles.

SorosBot January 30, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Really though, I guess it's not surprising that someone who thinks schools should teach children the Earth might be six thousand years old and that global warming is a conspiracy would seek treatment from a fake doctor who believes in magical cures by spine twisting.

IceCreamEmpress January 30, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Wait, what? Young Earth creationism is heresy by Vatican standards, and has been since the 1950s.

Brother Guy Consolamagno needs to go Inquisition on Ol' Frothy's ass.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 31, 2012 at 3:58 am

Hmm… how exactly does Frothbutt finesse this problem? He has to at least pretend to buy into the creationist crap, right?

DerrickWildcat January 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm

They are witchdoctors!

BigDumbRedDog January 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm

witchdoctor libel!

flamingpdog January 30, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Which doctors?

Swampgas_Man January 30, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Doctor Who?

Chillwillard January 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I went to a Chiropractor once…never again!

actor212 January 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm

You're lucky! Mine combined specialties. Calls himself a "chirproctologist".

When he adjusts, it's from the INside…

Fukui_sanYesOta January 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm

So that's what Tobias Fünke is up to these days …

Designer_Rants January 30, 2012 at 10:24 pm

My Chirurologist ties me in knots.

anniegetyerfun January 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

NEVAR FORGIT.

I had a chiropractor in California many years ago (my dad is a neurologist, hates chiros, so I think I was rebelling in the only way that could really piss him off) and the guy got really mad because I was uncomfy with him twisting my head sideways to pop my neck. "DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU OR NOT?"

I voted "NOT".

boobookitteh January 31, 2012 at 11:34 am

Do NOT let a chiropractor anywhere near your neck.
http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics

GOPCrusher January 30, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Same here. Didn't screw anything up, but when he told me that I needed to come in 3 times a week for 12 weeks at 65 dollars a visit, my back pain wasn't that bad.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 31, 2012 at 4:00 am

To be fair, he correctly diagnosed that you needed to carry around a lighter wallet.

CarnyTrash January 30, 2012 at 3:53 pm

But he deserves that money because it's him. See the difference?

starfanglednut January 30, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Nar. Ciss. Ism.

actor212 January 30, 2012 at 3:53 pm

In fairness, breaking her back meant he had to carry around the dead fetus-in-a-bottle

Extemporanus January 30, 2012 at 3:53 pm

"Sue as I say, not as I sue."

- Rick Santorum

Barb January 30, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Fucking classic! I am in awe.

Extemporanus January 31, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Oh pshaw, Bar!

That had you written all over it — I just got lucky and beat ya to it for once. ;)

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 30, 2012 at 3:53 pm

You see, the problem with the current legal system is that there is a chance that poor people might get a lot of money and end up clogging up the greens at the country club.

The Republican Party is dedicated to seeing that this will not continue!

jus_wonderin January 30, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Who will think of the greens and sand traps!!!??!?!?!?

smokefilledroommate January 30, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Fairways are people too, my friend.

Baconzgood January 30, 2012 at 4:01 pm

You are putting words in his mouth.

starfanglednut January 30, 2012 at 4:48 pm

I'd like to put a hole in one of his eyes.

flamingpdog January 30, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Better than clogging up the greens with santorum, especially when the sprinkler system comes on.

Chillwillard January 30, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Did Santorum sue his mom for dropping little baby Rick on his head?

Jukesgrrl January 30, 2012 at 11:35 pm

His grandfather squeezed him too hard with those huge hands.

widestanceshakedown January 30, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Once again, one set of rules for everyone else, and another set for these swine.

NellCote71 January 30, 2012 at 4:14 pm

You mean swhine.

BornInATrailer January 30, 2012 at 3:55 pm

All we need to complete this is recent footage of Mrs. Santorum dunking a basketball, preferably while visibly pregnant.

Baconzgood January 30, 2012 at 3:55 pm
BarackMyWorld January 30, 2012 at 3:55 pm

I'm guessing between his daughter's poor health (on whom I wish absolutely no ill-will, and hope she gets better), the fact no one actually knows if he won Florida or not, and his inevitable terrible showing in tomorrow's Florida primary, Rick will probably drop out this week anyways.

elviouslyqueer January 30, 2012 at 4:03 pm

It's probably for the best. After all, his boyfriend Stacey Campfield has been missing him greatly and could probably use a good lay.

nounverb911 January 30, 2012 at 3:57 pm

I don't have anything nice to say, so I won't say it.

jus_wonderin January 30, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Mom?

BigDumbRedDog January 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm

I just had to do a doublecheck of what website I was on.

Nothingisamiss January 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

I hope this new resolution fails.

Tundra Grifter January 30, 2012 at 4:26 pm

"If you don't have anything nice to say, sit next to me."

~ Alice Longworth Roosevelt.

Designer_Rants January 31, 2012 at 12:35 am

I looked up that quote and this "Washington Walks" site popped up. It actually looks like fun, and I dislike physical activity and humanity.

Tundra Grifter January 31, 2012 at 9:39 am

DR:

You looked it up? What – you don't trust me any more?

Designer_Rants January 31, 2012 at 11:13 am

You have to realize I'm a breathtakingly ignorant person, so when I read something interesting, I must Google to learn more! (the desire to learn is why I'm reading Wonkette and not TownHall)

BarryOPotter January 30, 2012 at 5:13 pm

"I gave the matter a quick east-to-west and having sized it up found it wanting of several crucial elements – primarily of my desire to be at all involved in it."
–PG Wodehouse

Tundra Grifter January 31, 2012 at 9:40 am

BOP:

Absolutely one of my favorite writers! A genius, and always a pleasure to read.

PuckStopsHere January 30, 2012 at 3:59 pm

What is the cap on damages for political malpractice?

Baconzgood January 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

A Fox news contract?

Maman January 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Inspirational speaking engagements?

NellCote71 January 30, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Ask Sarah Palinz.

Jukesgrrl January 30, 2012 at 11:38 pm

You don't have to finish your term of office (the boring one that actually involved work).

chicken_thief January 30, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Yet to be seen – Republicans are still doubling down on the failed Reagan and Bush policies.

Designer_Rants January 30, 2012 at 10:32 pm

So, at least $12 or $13 trillion.

flamingpdog January 30, 2012 at 5:27 pm

We need cap 'n trade. Whenever they reach the damage cap, we get to take it out in trade.

Tundra Grifter January 31, 2012 at 9:41 am

WW III.

Callyson January 30, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Karen Santorum claimed that a Fairfax chiropractor had left her with a permanent back injury that probably would result in a lifetime of pain medication and restricted mobility.
I thought it was her marriage to Rick that resulted in a lifetime of pain medication and restricted mobility…

chicken_thief January 30, 2012 at 4:14 pm

I think Karen was just looking for some medicinal marijuana.

Goonemeritus January 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

By extension we can infer that Rick also has way more Gay sex than he says he has.

Huevos Ocupados January 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Doctors, like hypocritical politicians and the rest of their rich brethren can do no wrong! When will you fucking plebs get it?

jus_wonderin January 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm

We should be considering the upside for the infirmed Ms. Santorum. She can get a mobility scooter free from the government.

paris biltong January 30, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Now, wait a second, what the Santorums sued for was denial of conjugal relations, which is the opposite of pain and suffering.

donner_froh January 30, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Unless it means submitting to Rick Santorum which would be the pure essence of pain and suffering.

BigDumbRedDog January 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Shorter version: yet another republican has found yet another way to be an even bigger hypocrite. Blah, blah, blah.

DerrickWildcat January 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I will give you a Bear hug and walk around on your back for 63 dollars.

BigDumbRedDog January 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Fun fact: She originally hurt her back slipping in a puddle of santorum.

SayItWithWookies January 30, 2012 at 4:11 pm

The jury should've awarded her a coupon for a free abortion.

Pragmatist2 January 30, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Each time you think he couldn't be a bigger asshole, it turns out he can be!

rickmaci January 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Government of the select few people, paid for by the richest people, for all the other people, but not for themselves. Pretty much sums up the Rethugs philosophy of government. So much for Lincoln.

owhatever January 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm

I was wondering where I left those scissors. Now they are probably all rusted and useless. Damn.

jus_wonderin January 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

I thought some dude passed the "smoke" and the next dude inhaled to hard.

Maman January 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm

If you don't get a chance to suffer from misfortune, how are you supposed to offer that suffering up to god. Rick, on the other hand, is already on god's team so his suffering is worth more than yours.

NellCote71 January 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Was this injury incurred before or after she lived with an actual doctor?

Crank_Tango January 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Malpractice awards are just like dogs fucking men.

OneYieldRegular January 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm

For how much did they sue their faith healer?

littlebigdaddy January 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm

She shoulda stayed with her abortion doc.

V572 the Merciless January 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Rick & family, here's a little secret about chiropractors: they don't know what they're doing, or why it works, or if it works. You can't really be surprised when things go bad while your spine is crackling. Thus speaketh Wik-uh-pedia:

D.D. Palmer founded chiropractic in the 1890s, and his son B.J. Palmer helped to expand it in the early 20th century. It has two main groups: "straights", now the minority, emphasize vitalism, innate intelligence and spinal adjustments, and consider vertebral subluxations to be the cause of all disease; "mixers", the majority, are more open to mainstream views and conventional medical techniques, such as exercise, massage, and ice therapy.

Straights and mixers — could it be any gayer?

MosesInvests January 30, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Not to mention BJ's….

MaxNeanderthal January 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Hey, it was 250 k in '94, and 500k in '99. Ain't inflation a bitch..?

Baconzgood January 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Can you sue an abortion Dr. for more than 250K and put him in the poor house if he botches said abortion and you have the baby? I just blew Rick's mind!

Bonzos_Bed_Time January 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

"…probably would result in a lifetime of pain medication…"

So the Mrs. is a D.C. pill-popper wife as well!

MadBrahms January 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Please, Kaia, the patient in that x-ray was already rewarded with free forceps. Ingrates.

Mumbletypeg January 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm

"And my back like an ironwood bent by the wind/
Blood veins blue as the coal"

This would've been quite a tale if Ricky had experienced the back injury himself and sustained his own "coal tattoo" — given as he is to harkening back when dad & his generation worked the mines etc., etc.

All due respect to those of you who've had to deal w/ severe, chronic back pain, but going to cash in on one's maladies to that degree isn't behooving any preachy parenting guru who regularly lambasts public schools; it wouldn't please anyone's coal-miner forebears who learned the hard way how to take it tough; and it definitely doesn't look Presidential.

Tundra Grifter January 30, 2012 at 4:32 pm

We know the GNoPee consisently tells us the Federal government is too big. Yet the reactionaries continue to push dumb ideas like "medical tort reform." To date, medical tort claims have been handled by state law.

Some right wing nutz want health insurance companies to be able to sell policies across state lines. Off-the-Mark Levin is one of them. So this would require either a new Federal regulatory body, and a national insurance company fund, or the companies would flock to the states with the minimum regulation (like the credit card companies "moving" to South Dakota).

The GNoPee pushed for passage of a "Defense of Marriage Act" – and a possible Constitutional amendment. Previously, states have regulated marriage.

The conservatives pushed for Federal regulations for drivers' licenses. Previously, that was up to each state. But we can't have illegal immigrants with drivers' licences (and car insurance, by the way) so they wanted to move that to Federal government control.

The reactionaries whine about the Kelo Decision – another states' rights victory.

And I the only one who sees a pattern here?

PsycWench January 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Thumbs up for quoting "Coal Tattoo", a song that still gives me goosebumps. But Santorum would never be able to identify with

"I stood for the union and walked in the line and fought against the company.
I stood for the U. M. W. of A. Now, who's gonna stand for me?
"

beavertank January 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Obviously all that extra money wasn't for "pain and suffering", it was for "discomfort and annoyance", which makes it ok.

KeepFnThatChicken January 30, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Karen Santorum claimed that a Fairfax chiropractor had left her with a permanent back injury that probably would result in a lifetime of pain medication and restricted mobility.

Caveat emptor, lady. Or quit fucking that horn-dog husband of yours, and blowing children out of your nether regions.

Barrelhse January 30, 2012 at 4:41 pm

You won't believe where they found that roach-clip.

DaRooster January 30, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Should we have a cap on psychotherapy payments for people that, well, let's say your parents brought home a dead baby and made you sit around and hold it?

(As you can tell… this bugs me the most of this guy… it is not the only thing that bugs me.)

YasserArraFeck January 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm

I think being permanently out of your face on "pain medication" would be the only way one could stay married to RickyBoy

starfanglednut January 30, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I'd sue too. But I'd be content with a lifetime's worth of pain medicine.

mindo99 January 30, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Why are you so opposed to American Exceptionalism?

Veritas78 January 30, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Because it's just like everyone else's?

Thurman Munster IV January 30, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Republicans: The Hypocrit Party

SockBunny January 30, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I'm not sure you even need a High School diploma to get a 'Certificate of Chiropratic Excellence or Whatever' so, as others are positing, how was the Santorum JesusLawsuit "medical" in any way? And if the Chiro DID NOT have a HS diploma, and was NOT married, wasn't s/he identifiable by the definition Santorums as unsuccessful?

CessnaDriver February 1, 2012 at 5:45 pm

You should study.

SockBunny February 1, 2012 at 7:31 pm

wasn't s/he identifiable by the definition Santorums as unsuccessful?

s/b

wasn't s/he identifiable, by the Santorum's definition, as unsuccessful?

Better now?

Guppy January 30, 2012 at 5:12 pm

"Karen Santorum claimed that a Fairfax chiropractor"

OK, I'm losing track of what "alternative medicines" and the like Jesus is OK with. I figure acupuncture is too Taoist and yoga too Buddhist, but Catholic Jesus is a-OK with chiropractic?

How about homeopathy? Being Catholic, the Santorum household is probably more comfortable with faith healing than Baptists.

Does Rick consume GoatNutz(TM) to "restore male vitality?" How about good ol'-fashioned, all-American snake oil?

Jukesgrrl January 30, 2012 at 11:45 pm

Catholics are OK with all that stuff. Republicans, on the other hand, are only happy with the branches of feel-good that contribute to PACs. Somehow I can't imagine acupuncturists and yoga teachers contributing much to the GOP.

Chet Kincaid January 30, 2012 at 5:39 pm

An error above: Santorum's "Healthy Mothers and Healthy Babies Access to Care Act" proposed making rape legal in small quantities, and a misdemeanor in bulk.

BZ1 January 30, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Santorum slopping over again? Notice you can't write santorum without having a dirty thought …

MinAgain January 30, 2012 at 6:25 pm

I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning. It smells like Santorum.

Monsieur_Grumpe January 30, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Now I hate Rick just a lttle bit more.

rocktonsam January 30, 2012 at 7:09 pm

math is hard, just give me moneyz

Veritas78 January 30, 2012 at 7:12 pm

By the way, when they use "chiropractic" as a noun, you know where they got their "ic" from.

Bluestatelibel January 30, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Does anyone else have the sneaking suspicion that this chiropractor didn't hurt Mrs. Santorum's back one bit, and that these two just cooked up this scheme to grab some cash? Just take a look at Santorum's "work history," and it sure seems like it to me.

Designer_Rants January 30, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Family of 9 ain't feedin' itself.

ttommyunger January 30, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Don't know about her back, but somebody ought to pay for that face. I mean, that has to be the result of some major malfeasance or accident by somebody; something that grotesque isn't found in nature.

Negropolis January 30, 2012 at 11:05 pm

Why didn't she just pray away the pain? That's what they do, right?

Apparently, her faith was not strong enough.

teebob2000 January 31, 2012 at 11:24 am

numberz R LIES!!!!!!11

CessnaDriver February 1, 2012 at 5:44 pm

I am familiar with this case.

It was a straight rip-off of a chiropractic malpractice carrier. The Santorums only went after the chiropractor when they found out that he had a million dollar malpractice policy.

It's disputable that she had any actual damages, much less than $20K.

If you check out chiropractic malpractice premiums, you'll find that they are quite low compared to other professionals.

sunmusing January 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm

Isn't that why the "Dutch Rudder" was invented? Just for guys like Santorum and his buddies.

yyyaz January 30, 2012 at 7:58 pm

I sooooo did not need to know …

NYNYNYjr January 30, 2012 at 8:10 pm

Rick: Karen Honey, your oxycontin addition is really expensive.
Karen: Let's sue that chiropractor I used to go to. He never did any good for my back anyway.
Rick: Ok, for what? $100,000?
Karen: Better aim higher, the judge will just whittle it down later.

Jukesgrrl January 30, 2012 at 11:31 pm

FTW.

vtxmcrider January 31, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Now now … Wonketteers are committed to a lifetime of learning.

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