Here's a Video Reminder of Why Politicians Should Really Be Required To Rap In Every Campaign Ad
White guys! Rapping! About Newt Gingrich! In 1994! That is all we can say about this, because we can't understand anything else about this old campaign ad from the Dukes of Hazzard guy whose congressional seat Newt stole. There should be a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT requiring all political attack ad scripts to be rapped, from now on.
Rapping is a tremendous communication tool, certainly. To be fair to Western civilization, however, we clearly need to make better use of plainsong, sea chanteys, limericks, interpretive dance, and semaphore.
Mark my words: the day black people or Latinos become the majority in America, they'll be co-opting our County & Western and Soft Rock music in their commercials.
Attack ads against Santorum will feature "Walk This Way" and "Dude Looks Like a Lady." Anti-Perry commercials will feature Kenny Chesney and Buck Owens parodies.