Internet mean girl Sarah Palin is forgoing her usual illiterate tweeting in order to defend, on teevee, Newt Gingrich, a multimedia huckster who may or may not have illegally promised Palin a cabinet position in his fantasy moon presidency. The former governor must have really pissed someone off at Fox because she’s been relegated to commentating on some closed-circuit feed called Fox Business News, where she told John Stossel that the establishment (BOO!) is “trying to crucify this man and rewrite history and rewrite what it is that he has stood for all these years.” Never change, Sarah. Never change!
Apparently there has been some sort of vast right-wing conspiracy to “McCain” Gingrich’s candidacy by painting Newt as a volatile, irascible old coot. ATTENTION ALL RIGHT-WING SPECIAL OPS BRIGADES WITHIN THE SOUND OF OUR VOICE: this covert mission is a waste of your money. Just let Newt keep talking about space colonizations further and further afield of any known solar system and this problem will take care of itself. For now though, according to the Huffington Post, Republican operatives insist on going through with it anyway:
On Thursday, a number of conservative media figures launched an anti-Gingrich salvo — highlighted by the right-leaning Drudge Report as a coordinated effort — criticizing him as temperamental, unpredictable, and a historical foil to President Ronald Reagan during his tenure in Congress during the 1980s.
Of course this week’s barrage wasn’t the first time Gingrich has been put in the conservative media’s crosshairs. During his first surge in the polls late last year, columnists from George Will to Peggy Noonan, who characterized him as an “angry little attack muffin,” cast doubt on Gingrich’s leadership credentials.
Sarah Palin, a corporate entity usually known for a free-wheeling, “letting bygones be bygones” style, is still miffed at Peggy Noonan, probably because Peggy SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED SARAH PALIN’S CREDIBILITY, at least in Sarah’s alternate reality where she overcame the public’s doubts to become President-for-Life and then sent Peggy to Gitmo forever. Here, Palin works out her feelings with Noonan by drawing clumsily, like a child victim in an episode of “Law and Order”:
“They maybe subscribe such characterization of Newt via words like that, but they don’t subscribe those to say Mitt Romney when he or his surrogates do the same thing. That’s that typical hypocrisy stuff in the media you know I’ve lived with over a couple of decades in the political arena,” she said. “It is hypocritical of the media to subscribe to one candidate and not another, that kind of ‘angry attack muffin’ verbiage to one and not the other.”
They maybe subscribe, indeed. [HuffPo]
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So Newt's Cabinet will have a "Secretary of Word Saladry" position?
I'm perfectly okay with "Ambassador to the future Moon Base."
And she can see it from her house.
C'mon, FTW!
Replies within replies, hidden from plain view, and yet there it is, that nugget of brilliance.
Can we use this to toss her and the salad?
I thought she was in charge of toss'n Newt's salad?
Maybe, until she quits.
Secretary of Edumacation.
illegally promised Palin a cabinet position in his fantasy moon presidency.
Moonselini will not be denied!
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That word, "subscribe," it does not mean what she thinks it means. She should look into the word "ascribe," it might serve better for her purposes.
"Ascribe" is a librul elitist word.
That's it — I'm canceling my ascription!
BUT DONCHU NEED YOR MEDASINS?
As much time as she spends on facebook, I'm surprise she used the word "subscribed" instead of the more commonly accepted "friended."
"ascribe"
Or she can rearrange the letters to spell "I have crabs". (You have to add an "h" and "v" and another "a", but it works!)
But that means people who know such unimportant things, like grammar, would be listening. If she would have said that everyone that listens to her would have said,"Ha Ha.. she used the wrong word…"
'Merica!!
I tried to tell her that, but she refudiated my suggestion and I didn't feel like getting into a squirmish with her over it.
I know it's late and you probably won't read this, but that shit made me laugh out loud for realz. Thanks for that.
I wonder what she thinks the word "describe" means.
"You betcha I like to write in pencil. It has an eraser and you can't describe pen."
Oh that's so nice. Like Beethoven with his eraser, decomposing.
My brain hurts, again.
Does she go to Walgreen's to pick up her conscriptions?
You could proscribe her by inscribing that on her backside.
I believe that would be asscribe.
all this is enough to make one's head asplode……or subsplode…..
In her case, that would be *ass*plode.
I'm fascinated by Sarah's own angry little attack muffin.
Indiepalin:
Or you'd just like to attack Duh Gov'Nuh's angry (and, apparently, lonely) little muffin?
With an axe.
Now you see, getting past that kind of irrational, vagina focused anger is step one in Marcus Bachman's program. And y'all are always making fun of him.
only if you don't mind losing the axe
Todd?
Sweeney? Or am I going down the wrong track.
Nah…we all love a cutting remark.
I'm channeling the Angela Lansbury version. Loved her little hairknots.
You mean the Barber of Wasilla?
I can't figaro what you're trying to say.
Don't be mean to Trig.
If she stopped speaking words she did not know the meaning of, she would be struck dumb. Instead, the rest of us are dumbstruck when she speaks.
Newt's Moon Base: "If you build it, she will come."
I thought Bristol was "Angry Little Muffin(top)."
I can't say I want to see her angry little muffin top.
Nothing little on that linebacker…
Don't get her muffin mad…
I doubt if Bristle's muffin is little
I'd like to cancel my subscription to this twat, please.
That's what Tawd said.
She keeps popping up like all those blow-in subscription cards.
She has held to her convictions. Still holding fast and true to her belief that wine coolers are suitable teenage birth control.
Which explains why three generations (and counting!) of her family have been knocked up outside of wedlock.
Yeah, they should really try to avoid that place. Must be something in Wedlock's water.
…also makes great gravy for those moose balls
She still hasn't started selling things on the Home Shopping Channel yet?
Meth is still against the law.
Bucket o' Wigs. 30 wigs for $9.99. Your choice of roadkill.
I would love to see her handbag line.
You just have to look carefully at her pants, dear.
Would *you* buy a used car from that woman?
The potential GOP cabinet for Newt, Mittens, Santorum, or Paul is almost too delightful to imagine. What losers are left?
a bunch of hacks you've never heard of and a bunch more retreads you've tried to forget.
Trust me, the GOP has plenty more where Newt, Santorum, Mittens and Paul came from. Should the unthinkable happen, there will assuredly be plenty of outlandish goings on to keep Wonkette in snark for a long time or until the United States cease to exist, which ever comes first.
Cheney ain't dead. Yet.
Oh, let's see: Sec of Labor Scott Walker. And Sec of Agriculture and Health and Inhuman Religious Services Whatshisname Huckabee. Sec of Migration Jan Brewer. Sec of the Exterior Chris Christie.
Okay, I'll stop here.
I'm hoping Christie for VP.
Dr. Keith Ablowsalot for surgeon general.
When does "Duke" Cunningham get out of jail?
Scott Walker?
all of them , Katie
I'm pretty sure Dick Cheney is still alive.
Duh Gov'Nuh's Spill 'n' Spell style matches some of the Amazon reviews of Off-the-Mark Levin's latest book. As he drags the bottom of the barrel for listener support, the quality of the posts has gone from mildly sad to downright pathetic.
Grinchgrinch should get Snowbilly to be his VP candidate. That worked so well for the Repugs last time around.
Assume it happens, he picks Sara and they win and then Newt confidently leads us all right back into the war+recession=success crapper, how will future scholars distill the meaning of this moment in our history? "Most expensive Blowjob, ever."
I think not. Clinton's got that one in the bag, as it were.
The quid pro quo is already in play. The Great Gingrich was first out the gate in the race to be the first Republican presidential candidate to openly pander to the Infallible Sarah.
At a tele-town hall meeting hosted by Right Wing Christianist and thus far unindicted Abramoff money launderer Ralph Reed, when asked by a caller if he’d consider Palin as a running mate, Gingrich replied in the affirmative, and further suggested he was open to offering her a cabinet post; perhaps making her head of the Department of Energy.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/gingrich-fl…
Or wife number 4
MUFFIN LIBEL!!!!
I do not subscribe to her reasoning.
Nor her publishingacations.
"That’s that typical hypocrisy stuff in the media you know I’ve lived with over a couple of decades in the political arena"
She's been in the political arena since 2006; that's not even one decade, much less a couple of them.
Not in Quitter's years.
When you pull Caribou Barbie's string she says "Math is hard!"
I was expecting something more Proctor and Gamble-y. But sure, that too.
Hey, she's talking about when she was mayor of Wasilla, on the PTA and lead hockey mom. Believe me, that PTA shit is cut throat!
Being mayor of a town with a population under 8000 is truly impressive political experience!
So gruelling that some – well, one, had to hire a Manager to actually do the job for her.
And yet she still found a way to leave the town $20 million in debt.
Not only that but I seem to recall it was basically a part-time job.
Well, if you will remember, that's because her constituents were so pissed off with the rotten job she was doing. They *forced* the issue.
Wasilla isn't the political "arena." It's more the policial playpen.
It's not an "arena" so much as a "strip club"
Hey, pole dancers are people, too!
And meth house.
Beat me to it.
It is in sled dog years.
you're all forgetting that (a) the Miss Alaska pageant has be the entry into politics for many great Americans–Ted Stevens, Michelle Malkin, Teddy Roosevelt, & J. Sidney McCain IV just to name a few; and (b) fucking Glen Rice counts for something in some arena.
Jeff Van Gundy is doing the play-by-play for the eventual sex tape release.
Crisler Arena
She's including the PTA newsletter as being part of "the media."
And she was a journalist! Of course sports reporters aren't exactly political.
All the best journalists fuck their subjects.
Actuallly, back in the day we were taught in Journalism Class if you want to cover the circus you can't fuck an elephant.
Bittbull (with lipstick) years? Lorne Greene is rolling over in his grave. Here boy, roll over.
only 6 years….it seems so much longer
Today we are all angry little attack muffins.
I'm more of an angry little muffintop.
Can I be an angry little attack turnover?
The lamestream media is using "words" again?
rewriting history=recalling what actually happened the last time Newt had a little power
Words, you say?! Hey, no fair!
You twell 'em, Sarah.
I almost feel ashamed when I become as giddy as a schoolgirl when these fuckers feast on themselves. I swear to god my nipples are hard!
Watch it – you'll poke someone's eye out.
Change your gender, then give me a call.
So, you like to watch?
Who doesn't?
Girl, control yourself!
Wife Number 4!!!!
Even Newt's taste in wives is too good for that!
Well, photographic evidence suggests otherwise. But I think it's safe to assume most of her parts have teeth like a bear-trap.
Callista better keep taking her daily vitamins…
Vitamin "C" for "children."
<Shudder>
I get it. That is the orgasm she has to fake, right?
Too old. Maybe Bristol is more his speed.
Ooooh, she's licking her reptilian lips thinking about how tasty that Newt muffin would be with some wolf stew.
ok so i can't unread that.
Lamia.
If there really was a god this screechy hag would have been turned into a pillar of salt by now.
It is just a slow, briny process.
"It is hypocritical of the media to subscribe to one candidate and not another, that kind of ‘angry attack muffin’ verbiage to one and not the other.”
Yeah, stoopid liberal media! If you call one of 'em an angry attack muffin, you should say that about all of 'em. Katie.
You know who else– no… musn't… can't… Also.
Hitler!
Sorry – must remember to disable that macro.
I definitely am going to see if the supermarket has those delicious Pillsbury Pop-Up Attack Muffins tonight.
I hear they are loaded with fiber so clear your schedule for the next day.
Dear Sirs: I wish to cancel my subscription to the muffin of the month club.
Further shipments will be returned to sender.
Cordially,
BBT
Muffin attack Sarah angry Newt subscribe Palin establishment Noonan moose lip chili tattoo media basketball hypcrites dead McCain turkeys.
That's what she said.
Hmm. Makes about as much sense as her sentence.
“trying to crucify this man and rewrite history and rewrite what it is that he has stood for all these years.”
Crucify him? They haven't made a cross strong enough for his whale body.
Rewrite history … a subject Sarah Palin™ understands very well, especially the part about Paul Revere warning the NRA the British were going to eat crumpets and whatnot.
Apparently Newt has stood for blow jobs. Lots of them.
I thought he was laid-back for them.
Not that I want to think too carefully about it, but I very much doubt that Newt can stand for more than about 30 seconds.
Of course, that might be all that is needed.
For this, I would approve of felling a sacred Giant Redwood.
Yes Sarah, the past 4 years of seeing your idiotic face in the media have felt like a couple of decades.
Here's something else I've noticed about her face….
Thats that typical stupidity that she has going on over there, with the grammar and then possibly even gibberish what with the way she can't you know, just say one off them plain old declarative sentences with the subject and also, too a verb in some way, too.
Spot on.
Excellent! There is a speechwriter opening in Wassila…
I have hillbilly cousins who are more articulate than Palin.
There is something so defensive and evasive about her speaking, and I think you finally hit upon it in a way that I was finally able to understand understand.
By George, I think you've got it!
I thought America was over the bat shit crazy MILF phase.
Never!
Dream on.
Of course we aren't; The Real Housewives is still on the air.
It's those inflatable boobs of hers. Keeps bringing the MILFers to the yard.
Oh, but they are. Sarah was only foisted upon us by a senior citizen, and we dumped Bachmann's ass like she was a leper.
I cannot read that Sarah Palin quote without seeing turkeys being decapitated in the background.
They're hitting the pavement like sacks of wet cement !
Who writes her material? Bachmann?
Bachmann's grammar was usually ok; it was her pronunciation and complete avoidance of veracity and sanity that made her special.
But they both have plenty of Shootspah!!!
Lou Sarah's youngest appears to be in charge of her speech writing.
Some stupid thoughts are Palin's
Some dumb ideas, Gingrich's
And both of them are getting rich
The no-good sons of bitches.
This is good news for the vast "left-wing" conspiracy.
"…they don’t subscribe those to say Mitt Romney when he or his surrogates do the same thing."
To be fair though… on his worst friggin' day… Mitt is never as angry a muffin as nEWt… but there are few of those.
Mittens is not programmed to show signs of "anger".
So true, why haven't Bob Dole and Tom Delay attacked Mittens for his failed stint as House Speaker? Wait, what?
"That’s that typical hypocrisy stuff in the media you know I’ve lived with over a couple of decades in the political arena,”
Couple of decades? While it may seem like you've been droning on and on for decades, you've been in the national spotlight for less than 5 years, you twat!
Sarah thinks her political career began when she first got knocked up.
"You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on an angry little attack muffin. Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways."
- That Cunt
God she's just fucking annoying! Thats all I got…..sorry
Laugh all you want, when the Cheese Mines on the Moon are raking in trillions of American Dollars you will see the genius of Dough-Boy Newt.
Muffin-topped MILF Mentions Magnificence of Miniscule Mad Muffin
Is Sarah Palin a Native American? That would explain all the peyote-talking she does.
I like that, in Sarah's world, the Drudge Report, George Will and Peggy Noonan are the "liberal media".
I know I definitely subscribe via words to the Drudge Report for their liberal verbiage.
Do you subscribe that kind of angry attack muffin, too?
Seriously, she seems to be getting even dumber. She has put words together that technically make sentences, but they make no sense.
Well, they do write and talk in complete sentences, so…
You're right. I never thought about it, but that probably does count George and Peggy among the ranks of the foulist communists.
Sounds like someone's angling to be added to someone's Tiffany's account.
She heard they serve a great breakfast, even better than McDonald's!
'angry little muffin"…did that come from a tawdry beach novel?
If it didn't, it's going to.
neckfat libel!!!1!
"what it is that he has stood for all these years.”
Blowjobs?
Everyone who ever wished hard for the day Snowbilly would be irrelevant may now rejoice. The day is officially here. Fox Business Channel, indeed.
She's the Maria Bartilomo of FBN. Stupid, arrogant, and has big hair.
Well, Sarah can still be a big wig on FBN.
Sorry – I'm still holding out for her premiere on the Home Shopping Network.
On a Wednesday.
At 3 AM.
Two muffins were in an oven. One said, "damn, it's hot in here". The other said, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"
…and that's how CPAC was born. The End.
No, no, no. It was the two flies sitting on a pile of dung. One of them says to the other "Is it just me, or does this taste like shit?"
It's terrible everyone is bein' so gosh darn mean to Newt for no reason at all.
And she has an education in broadcast journalism? She creates sentences as though she throws the words down a staircase and then reads them off in the order in which they landed.
Did you know you could throw a guitar down a staircase and it will almost always play Gloria?
How many Monkeys with Typewriters would it take to write this, do you think?
Isn't Mike Nesbith dead? Or was it Micky? Whatev, I think there is only three left.
Nah, they're all still alive; Nesmith just broke from the group quite some time and won't tour with the others anymore.
Well, if that's the case, then we'll still have two extra for the task.
She's an inexperienced, lazy blowhard, who only makes sense when she's reading off a teleprompter. Basically she's exactly what the rightwingers say Pres. Obama is.
Except that Romney is a Secretly Angry Attack Robot. Not the least bit muffiny.
I thought Sarah destroyed her own credibility…
Did she ever have any?
"multimedia huckster who may or may not have illegally promised Palin a cabinet position in his ILLEGAL fantasy moon presidency."
/fixed
Dame Noonington writes that way because she imbibes constantly, to soothe the angry loneliness in her muffin.
"Dusty muffin" is how we refer to our ladybits once we reach a "certain*" age.
*80? Peggy must be 80 by now.
As a much older lady (90) once told me: "I take off my panties & sand falls out". Yes, she was a awesome old lady.
mmmmmm…gin.
Isn't the official language of Wasila…Angry English Muffin?
I don't know about getting angry attack muffins there but I do know that Muffins Muffins makes the best bahn mi sandwiches when I'm craving some Vietnamese food.
OK now you've got me craving some Vietnamese food; luckily there's a great place just about five or six blocks from my place.
Is it also a muffin place? Donut shops have the best Chinese and muffin shops have the best Vietnamese.
No, no muffins there; although there probably is a Vietnamese muffin place around here. My neighborhood has a lot of Vietnamese and Mexican immigrants, so there's a lot of good restaurants with their cuisine.
There goes my diet. Thanks Wonkette. :-(
Are those the "baguette with canned corned beef, crunchy vegetables, cock sauce and mayo" sandwiches? I lurve them sandwiches, now I have to go to the nearest Vietnamese market.
"typical hypocrisy stuff in the media you know I’ve lived with over a couple of decades"
I don't know if four years can be described mathematically as decades, but it sure feels that way with regards to Palin.
Sarah assures us that you ain't seen nothin' til you're down on an angry attack
muffin.
Angry Little Attack Muffins sounds like goth metal band made up of soccer moms.
Drowning Pool cover band comprised of midgets.
FTW
She still has hopes President Newt would appoint her as Ambassador to Neiman-Marcus.
Sarah is definitely someone who would glue a little pink furball to her muffin
Another reason to go on living.
Alaska's First Dude Lubes Up Newt.
Hey, Matt Langer. Sarah Palin dares you to use rational arguments to convince her. She dares you.
I'm laughing so hard I think I've ruptured by spleen.
I find that reading the transcription of Palin's actual words to be as excruciating as listening to her speak them. Does that happen to anyone else?
Somewhat OT: I'd pay good money to hear John Lithgow give a Dramatic Reading of this.
I appreciate the transcription. I can not make myself listen to that voice. If I just read it I can already imagine Lithgow or Olivier or Helen Mirren reading them, and then I don't have to hit my head against a wall.
Having a Helen Mirrin reading would be awe inspiring.
I'm picturing her in character as Queen Elizabeth.
I'm thinking Alan Rickman or Christopher Walken.
It's just too bad Boris Karloff's gone.
My eyes start to blur when I read the transcripts.
So do mine, but my ears bleed when I hear her voice. So my choice is obvious.
I have a harder time reading them than listening. When she's saying things outloud, I am too distracted by her played-up accent to notice that nothing she says has any meaning, or even any structure. But when I read it, my brain starts to weep.
This is exactly what happens to me. My brain just grinds to a halt trying to interpret and then correct that randomly-generated word salad. It's almost physically painful. At least, when she's speaking these horrible things it's over sooner or I can hit the MUTE button.
Not as excruciating, because her voice adds the whole nails-on-the-chalkboard aspect…but I have to read her transcripts very slowly at least 5 times to translate them into non-gibberish.
My 5th grader's homework essays, by comparison, are like Shakespeare.
Sarah fail English? That's unpossible!
Doctor says she wouldn't get so many cunt-bleeds if she'd keep her finger out of there.
John McCain was interviewed on Commie Liberal NPR this morning and is obviously endorsing Mitt Romney. He also said that history would look at Obama with "disgust and disdain" and giggled (I'm not kidding, he actually started laughing) when talking about the Iranian scientists who were murdered recently by Israeli operatives.
In short, fuck that old fuck, and everything that he brought along with him.
uh, no john i really don't think so.
Peggy Noonan, who characterized him as an “angry little attack muffin,”
Huh? Attack muffin??
I think Dame Peggy has found the fermented cherry cordial hidden in the back of the china cabinet.
I used to love listening to Mary Matalin's radio show back in the 1990s. She'd brag about how she had "only one" cocktail right before they went on the air & you could hear her getting even more sloshed as the show progressed. I should have recorded that shit.
Later, She said: "Some people . . .heh, heh… some people like cupcakes exclusively, While I myself say there is naught nor ought there be
Nothing so exalted on the face of God's Great Earth
As that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!"
She is an "Angry Little Teapot".
All spout.
Japanese Girl Punk band.
"…angry little attack muffin…."
I think Peggy confused Newt with the time the Hermanator pushed her head towards his crotch and mumbled the words "well, you want an interview, don't you?"
I liked Fridays better when we received Peggy's words directly, instead of those subscribed to her.
How bored am I? I am so bored I am reduced to looking for pictures of attack muffin on the 'net.
http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/muff…
Hey, it's for sale! "Slight panel damage"
Now that is One Angry Muffin. Wonder just what it was that set it off?
My theory is that it heard one too many words out of Sarah's cake hole and jumped to its death.
Agreed.
Also, if Sarah talked about me I'd probably go on a rampage too.
What, no Blue Waffle-like results?
"…and rewrite history and rewrite what it is that he has stood for all these years.”
The sanctity of marriage?
Might I interest anyone in a hot Mormon muffin?
A bit stale, perhaps, but still quite tasty…OM NOM MORMON!
Does she mean "ascribe?" Is that what she means? Is she trying to say "ascribe" and fucking it up? Sweet Christ on rye, what a moron.
But she'll be there at the convention giving nominee Mittens a big ol' hug, of course. One tool deserves another.
Newt is going to be crucified? Will they sell tickets or at least make in pay per view?
Lawn chairs are included.
that's your 8th grade reading level right there.
Wonkette – I 'effing luv you!! Where do you get those awesome photos for every story?
Lou Sarah! spitting out words does not make coherent thought …
It's just hard work trying to remain revelant. Was she ever?
Edit: Yes. Revelant. Cuz I am drinkin' already.
History might have something to say about an ill-advised military adventure in Iraq that essentially turned Iran into a regional superpower also, too.
One can only hope, at this point. We still live in a country of jagoffs, some of who actually believe that Iraq was involved in 9/11.
Nutters will have a hard time rewriting that history. They will definitely give it a shot though
Look at that PICTURE. It proves it. I subscribe to the theory she is a lizard and she has gills where we think her eyes should be. And clearly she was just about to flick out her lizard tongue, damn the photog was just one snap too fast. I ascribe her fly eating weirdness to her green blood. Damn that ingles is a tough language to master (although she does speak in tongues so you would think she could learn.)
I bet Sarah would be shocked to find out that there are a good many conservatives out there that think even less of her than they do Newt.
It's Friday so here's some Zappa: The Muffin Man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm7uJ74XFI
Another example of her verbal gymnastics, worthy of any circus aerialist:
“They, thinking that by trotting out this old Gingrich divorce interview that’s old news — and it does feature a disgruntled ex, claiming that it would destroy his campaign — all this does, Sean, is incentivize conservatives and independents who are so sick of the politics of personal destruction because it’s played so selectively by the media, that their target, in this case Newt, he’s now going to soar even more.
That is ONE sentence.
What the fuck am I reading?!
verbiage libel
In case you had any doubt, may I remind you that one of the two major political parties in the United States deemed her a viable candidate for the second highest office in the land. Srsly?
Palin is the personification of petty. I mean, pettiness and spite had a baby, and named it Sarah Heath.
LOL! @ her misuse of the word "suscribe." lol
What's her show on the Business News? Hillbilly Grifting with Sarah Palin?
Refudiate your subscriptions!
Sarah Palin belongs in the spotlight the way a tapeworm belongs in the gut of an anorexic.
Newt's way beyond muffin top.
More like someone left his cake out in the rain….
"They maybe subscribe such characterization of Newt via words like that, but they don’t subscribe those to say Mitt Romney when he or his surrogates do the same thing."
IOW, Newt and Mitt are both crappy people?
1. "…“trying to crucify this man…Not at all, a simple lynching would work for me. And please, never use the word "muffin" in the same sentence with Peggy Noonan again (retches uncontrollably).
Dammit! I need to brush up on my Monkees current events! But dead, or self-exiled, that leaves three for composing Sarah Word Salads.
Apparently Nesmith, who inherited the fortune assembled by his mother for inventing White – Out [true fact!] doesn't need the money quite as much as the others.
Is he single?
I want to hear Anna Faris do it…on a trampoline, even.
You are correct.
Don't forget, she also pulled in some $X million (I think it was 48, but not sure) in Federal pork during her tenure. Now, how on earth could a town of 8,000 (smaller than most high schools in our big states) possibly need $68 MILLION??? WTF happened to that money? (Other than that ill-conceived sports stadium.)
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