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Here is Karl Rove’s State of the Union drinking game, which has only one rule: the middle class makes Karl Rove want to puke when he hears it mentioned. The middle class makes Karl Rove so sick he can even skip the drinking and go right to the vomiting. “That doesn’t sound like much of a drinking game,” you might say, because it isn’t. Karl Rove must throw the worst parties in America.

“What he is going to do tomorrow night? He is going to [use the phrase] middle-class — until you about want to get sick the next time he says it — in fact, please let’s not having drinking games based around the phrase middle-class — or we’re going to have a lot of drunk people in America tomorrow night,” Rove told Fox News’ Sean Hannity. “Second of all, he’s going to talk about how the wealthy are not paying their fair share of taxes and how they need do just a little bit more and everything will be all right.

UGH. Your Wonkette can do better than this. AND WE WILL, later tonight…

[No we are not going to link to the Newsmax article]

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