Here is Karl Rove’s State of the Union drinking game, which has only one rule: the middle class makes Karl Rove want to puke when he hears it mentioned. The middle class makes Karl Rove so sick he can even skip the drinking and go right to the vomiting. “That doesn’t sound like much of a drinking game,” you might say, because it isn’t. Karl Rove must throw the worst parties in America.
“What he is going to do tomorrow night? He is going to [use the phrase] middle-class — until you about want to get sick the next time he says it — in fact, please let’s not having drinking games based around the phrase middle-class — or we’re going to have a lot of drunk people in America tomorrow night,” Rove told Fox News’ Sean Hannity. “Second of all, he’s going to talk about how the wealthy are not paying their fair share of taxes and how they need do just a little bit more and everything will be all right.
UGH. Your Wonkette can do better than this. AND WE WILL, later tonight…
[No we are not going to link to the Newsmax article]
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Is Rove's favorite drink called the "Turdblossom"?
Yes. It's peach schnapps and bitters served over cholera-tainted ice. Garnish with rat droppings.
Equal parts vinegar and water, more like.
Add Dried Salted Rat Dick, as a Swizzle Stick.
Pizzle Stick?
Santorum Sling, with extra froth.
But hold the jizz…
Look a-yonder comin'
Comin' down that railroad track
Hey, look a-yonder comin'
Comin' down that railroad track
It's the Turd Blossom Special
Bringin' my baby back
You can play the same game with Republicans, except with the words "job creators." It's just in the president's case, he's talking about a group of people who aren't completely misnamed.
Ooh, ooh, or "class warfare" or "small government" or "family values"…
Fun!
Although replacing "system scamming thieves" with "Job Creators" actually is vomit inducing.
I gave up drinking years ago, but I would do a shot if I heard the news break in to report Karl Rove is in critical condition in a northern Virginia hospital.
Save it for Cheney.
… too.
I always want to ask Cheney The Dick how that socilaist gubbmit healthcare thinggy is working out for him. What a fukkin' Diablo!!
What's his diagnosis, Acute Moral Sepsis?
Those guys have done their damage.
Now John Roberts, on the other hand, needs to eat a lot of sausage mcmuffins.
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I'd like Clarence Thomas to get in on that action. Or, alternatively, an autoerotic asphyxiation episode.
If ever there was someone whose karma lined up death by autoerotic asphyxiation misadventure, Clarence would be the one. No need for wet suits, anally inserted toys, just Clarence, hand clenched in rigor mortis around his dick would be just right.
My thoughts exactly.
The sooner, the better. That fuk's a waste of skin.
Clarence is an overgrown cartoon character. Somebody just needs to drop an anvil on his head. I'll love the part where his body goes up and down like an accordion.
Champagne for everyone!
Karl Rove invents worst SOTU ever, in history.
/fixed.
Karl Rove invents worst POTUS ever, in history.
/alternate fix
Can we beat him with Barb's old uterus?
Isn't she still using it?
Only for about a week more, I believe.
LL, could you knit Barb a new one????
There was an artist here in Dc who did crocheted breats, penises, testicles and vaginas- she may have also done uteri
Well, I have one right here.http://knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html
She never did anything of value with it, anyhow.
Not true. She once wore it, along with an onion in her belt (as was the style at the time).
I believe she has children, so maybe a few things of value…
Wait. We are talking about Barb Bush here, right (I know I was)? Commenter Barb's uterus never produced a litter of varmints to my knowledge.
No, our Wonkette Barb was talking about having her uterus out in a couple of weeks.
Oh. That's different. Very different. Nevermind.
I'm going home now before I do any more damage here.
"No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass… No, wait. It's gotta be your bull."
Two weeks from today, in fact. She's promised to liveblog while trashed on pain meds.
She is the bees knees.
That's funny, Karl — 'cause I get sick whenever I hear your unabashed contempt for democracy and the American people. Elitism is especially revolting when it comes from a parvenu, oui?
Bien sur,cheri.
Karl Rove can go baiser himself, for all I care.
And if we hear the words "debt," "reckless," or "class warfare" during the Republican response, I get to pop you in the nuts with a nail gun–do we have a deal, Karl?
Fuck Karl Rove with a red hot poker.
I don't know if I would wish that on a red hot poker. Poor thing.
with a red-hot poker he doesn't *already* own, I assume?
Just this weekend I finished watching 4 seasons of Showtime's The Tudors, on Netflix. At Christmas, when my daughter was here, we were going to watch an episode, but she ended it saying "I can't watch this." The scene was an interrogation and the victim was pulled down onto a table and the interrogator held up the red-hot poker from behind him. My daughter chose a Miss Marple drama, and shortly before I fell asleep watching it one of the female characters standing around outside a church talking about the vicar said "He looks like he has a red-hot poker up his bum."
the middle class makes Karl Rove want to puke when he hears it mentioned.
Funny, the reverse is also true.
Every time I read SOTU, I see STFU. I don't know why.
Same here (especially when it comes to the SOTU "rebuttals")!
If Obama said STFU to the GOP in tonight's SOTU, it would be FTW!
GTFO!
Every time I see SCOTUS (Supreme Court …) I see SCROTUS.
Isn't the Karl Rove Drinking Game ™ the one where they tie you up, blind fold you, and then force water down your nose until you admit that you are a terrorist?
Boom! Headshot.
They are SOOOO mad at NObama for inventing the term "Middle Class".
Fox "News" pays a man who committed treason by outing a covert CIA agent on as a news analyst; they must hate America.
Fox loves giving air time to traitors. See also: Ollie North.
Fox would give a prime time show to Orwell if he were not dead.
Glad to see that Newsmax is still able to command respect from people relevant in today's politics, like Karl Rove.
Karl strikes me as the kind of fratboy assclown who tried really hard to get girls drunk enough to fuck him, but always failed miserably.
Judging by the number of Jeff Gannon visits to the White House, I think KKKarl really likes it in the closet.
Whichever gender he's into, I sure hope they slap him around first.
The ball gag is a must-have, too.
Thank you Karl for openly expressing your contempt for the vast majority of Americans. You are a true hero.
And yet they keep tuning in to Faux News to hear what assholes they are. Ironic.
But see, once they win Powerball, they'll be part of the 1% and don't wanna pay the taxes!
Not a hero, just a miserable little three-day-old santorum sandwich.
Yeah, the nerve of that fucking POTUS, saying things are transparently true and fairly obvious to pretty much everybody.
"[...] he’s going to talk about how the wealthy are not paying their fair share of taxes and how they need do just a little bit more and everything will be all right."
So Rove thinks they should pay a lot more for everything to be all right?
First round of shots are on me.
Just got back from the store meself.
Funny thing, I woke up this morning with a headache and no booze in the house.
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Needs moar blues riff.
Woke up this morning (da DAH da dum!)
My head hurt so bad (da DAH da dum!)
Went looking for my booze (da DAH da dum!)
But I already done drank up all I had (da DAH da dum!)
etc.
Where's Stevie Ray when you need him?
Is Rove still talking? I mean, hasn't he done enough damage already?
Yes, the Republicans have made it quite clear that they are sick of the middle class: hence, their relentless efforts to get rid of it.
They'll find out in November that the feeling is mutual.
I still want Karl to explain his very close friendship with Jeff Gannon.
KKKarl just appreciates the discipline of a military man.
My crowd gave up the GOP "class warfare" drinking game after three people died of alcohol poisoning…
Fuckthat. All Karl Rove drinks is Kool-Aid.
Here's my Drinking Game, Karl :
* Save pennies, purchase 1 bottle of Springbank 50 year old Campbeltown Single Malt Scotch Whisky.
* Visit your Grave and after proper introspection, pour the contents out over your headstone.
* Grin, and leave.
Oh, one more thing. I'm going to pass the Scotch through my kidneys first.
Evil fucker.
In fact, please let’s not having Karl Rove around.
Here's my drinking game. Drink red wine until you get diarrhea. Put it in a bag. FedEx it to Karl Rove at Faux Nooze.
Postage due.
Wow, y'all are being pretty mean. I mean, all Karl really deserves is a funnel into his mouth from the excrement of sick pigs and herpetic prostitutes, so let's just leave it at that.
Well… That's KIND of a drinking game.
Karl is consistent. Take a strength and make it a weakness.
What sucks for Karl now is that "don'tcha just wish the middle class would go ALL the way away? I mean, we tried, but man a couple of these fuckers are still just barely hanging on – can't Obama finish ANYTHING?" makes him sound like such a dick.
What's lucky for him is that most of the people who still listen to him don't know what words mean.
If Karl took a shot for every time he saw his own genitals, the wax seal on the bottle would be undisturbed to this very day.
What if we secretly replaced every sign at a Newt Romney rally with one that said "Middle Class"?
Well it figures since he invented the worst President in history.
Karl suspects that Barry's dick is bigger than his…Way bigger!
I would have participated, but I'm in the middle class, and I can't afford good liquor.
"It's not completely anatomically accurate. I've taken a few liberties with the general shape and scale, as well as leaving out the ligaments connected to the ovaries. And, of course, the human uterus is not normally bubblegum pink."
I just happen to have two very hot, smart and successful sons. Except that one isn't into the daughters.
You wouldn't happen to have his number would you?
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