PANTIES BY ANY OTHER NAME...  12:15 pm January 24, 2012

Sarah Palin Under the Impression That Chris Christie Wears ‘Panties’

by Liz Colville

hakke yoi!

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, the supposed-to-have-run of the Republican party, declared Newt Gingrich to be an “embarrassment” to the party during an appearance on NBC’s Meet the Press this past weekend, so as usual a Republican is embarrassed by America, since Newt, you know, won the South Carolina primary with many more votes than John McCain won in 2008. To this remark, Fox News loiterer Sarah Palin condescendingly forgave Christie immediately — “Poor Chris. That was a rookie mistake” — but at the same time suggested that the New Jersey governor was getting his “panties in a wad,” though this is probably a requirement/side effect of joining the Romney campaign. Romney himself prefers long chastity underwear, worn inside out, with the buttons on the inside to make access by others more difficult.

Classic Sarah Palin style: mad-libbing by substituting a perfectly suitable word/phrase like BOXER BRIEFS or KNICKERS or TIGHTY WHITEYS with another, less fortunate word, PANTIES.

Still, such a Mama Bear even while mauling her prey:

You know, sometimes, if your candidate loses in just one step along this path, as was the case when Romney lost to Newt the other night — and, of course, Romney is Chris Christie’s guy — well, you kind of get your panties in a wad, and you may say things that you regret later. And I think that that’s what Chris Christie did.

[Politico]

 

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nounverb911 January 24, 2012 at 12:23 pm

How does Todd feel about Christie getting your panties in a wad, Sarah?

Barb January 24, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Palin is all for "limited government" which fits in well with her limited abilities.

Chillwillard January 24, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Except for her ability to spout endless non-sense and pop out kids like there's no tomorrow, of course.

Panty_Buns January 25, 2012 at 10:31 am

Limited government for corporations but no limits on government in our bedrooms.

Chillwillard January 24, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Bristol, on the other hand, always goes commando.

Not_So_Much January 24, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Has anyone ever seen Bristol and Ke$ha at the same place and time? Just sayin…

Chillwillard January 24, 2012 at 1:00 pm

The only similarities I see is that they are both slutty, ugly, overweight and completely talentless. Besides, I still haven't seen Ke$sha and John Travolta at the same place and time.

Not_So_Much January 24, 2012 at 1:12 pm

I'd wager that Scientology John hasn't near the galumphing thigh meat girth of either of those two skanks…

GregComlish January 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm

I will bet real money that says that Bristol wears cheap Victoria's Secret thongs at least 90% of the time

Gomez571 January 24, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Your either part of the 1% or not familiar with the cost of Victoria Secrets thongs.

GregComlish January 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

cheap as in quality, not price.

OC_Surf_Serf January 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Christie in panties? Ewww…like a rubberband stretched around a bowling ball

OC_Surf_Serf January 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Well, it's so huge, she could see Christie's ass from her front porch…

Panty_Buns January 25, 2012 at 10:29 am

I wonder where Christie buys those enormous panties and what size they are – size 66?

CliveWarren January 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm

"Romney himself prefers long chastity underwear, worn inside out, with the buttons on the inside to make access by others more difficult. "

Why would you need buttons on Magic Underwear? They're magic after all…

Barb January 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Could you imagine how many parachute packers it would take to get Christie's panties out of that wad?

nounverb911 January 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

All of them, Barb.

Mojopo January 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

You win!

SorosBot January 24, 2012 at 12:34 pm

There's not enough money in the world for me to go near there.

__kth__ January 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Lots and lots of pinto beans. Science.

Ohforcripessake January 24, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Um, excuse me but I'm trying to eat lunch!

sunmusing January 24, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Are we talking silk underwear? or nylon with rip stop. It makes a difference when you have to knock out the skid marks before folding. I know these things as a successful parachute packer, who has left skid marks in one or two thrilling episodes of rookie packing mistakes.

MittsHairHelmet January 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I'd like to get Sarah Palin's panties in a wad at the foot of my bed if you know what i'm saying….

On second thought, she's been lookin kinda rough lately.

jus_wonderin January 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

I wouldn't touch her with my nine and a half foot pole. She's a mean one. Her heart is three sizes to small.

Barb January 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

You should just slam your penis in your sock drawer over and over again. You'll do less damage.

SorosBot January 24, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Even if you did find her attractive before, that voice is sure to destroy your sex drive.

MittsHairHelmet January 24, 2012 at 1:06 pm

so true. I can't even listen to her talk.

GregComlish January 24, 2012 at 1:27 pm

"How's that fucky-fucky stuff workin' out for ya?"

GOPCrusher January 24, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Well, that's why God invented the Ball Gag.

DerrickWildcat January 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Newt is a big picture guy. Like pictures in Swank, Juggs and Tail.

Geminisunmars January 24, 2012 at 12:58 pm

How is it that you seem awfully familiar with the names of certain publications, DW?

DerrickWildcat January 24, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Ha, joke's on you!
There is a Swank and Juggs! However, there is no Tail. There is a Black Tail, but I don't think he would look at that, so I just said Tail. You were totally somewhat wrong!

Geminisunmars January 24, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Totes!

slithytoves January 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I really don't have words for that picture so I'll just type these.

PeaceWithHonor January 24, 2012 at 12:26 pm

So many heads exploding all the time. Newt, please win Florida. Let the implosion begin.

FNMA January 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Mention of "Christie," "Palin" and "wad" in the same sentence?
Jesus, people are trying to eat lunch here!

CliveWarren January 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

"Loses in Just One Step Along This Path" is Sarah Palin's middle name…

LesBontemps January 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

By my count, Romney's already lost in Iowa and South Carolina, he was rejected by more than 60% of the voters in the one state he did "win," and he's about to lose in Florida. Plus, Christie just nominated a gay black man and a Korean to the NJ Supreme Court yesterday, so the teatards are gonna be having conniptions about that, also too.

NorthStarSpanx January 24, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Guess ___________'s not an expert door plower like Sarah. Or a Politico veteran like her also too. She's got that fire in her belly to pick on people who have the balls to run for office or political figures who actually 'endorse' a candidate instead of dither implied preferences State-by-State.

DerrickWildcat January 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Ha, Newt's head is backwards and too big for even a Sumo Wrestler body.

MiniMencken January 24, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Panties? I've always heard Chris rocked a butt plug. A really big one.

spends2much January 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Jeez, if that thing is ever removed, STAND BACK!!

Baconzgood January 24, 2012 at 12:59 pm

C'mon! I'm eating here.

widestanceshakedown January 24, 2012 at 1:14 pm

It's really an old fire hydrant.

johnnyzhivago January 24, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Ok, Newt's scoring points with his tough talk on invading Cuba and killing Castro, but what's he going to do about the Evil Empire to the North?? Is he man enough to attack Canada, kill its leaders and convert the Canadiens to the English System of Measurement?

Rosie_Scenario January 24, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Good luck, Newt. Even time and cancer and cigars can't kill Fidel.

doloras January 24, 2012 at 7:45 pm

Eleven presidents down. Does Newt want to be #12?

ElPinche January 24, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Romney is money ($12 million/year). He doesn't use ordinary linen-based underwear. He uses mexicans.

As for ice cuntress Palin, she's no rookie. She's a pro at quitting, grifting, and constructing meandering run-on sentences.

Baconzgood January 24, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I'D LIKE TO TAKE A PAIR OF PANTIES WAD THEM UP STUFF THEM INTO HER MOUTH AND DUCT TAPE THAT MOUTH SHUT SO I DON'T EVER HAVE TO HEAR FROM THIS CUNT FACED BITCH WHORE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

flamingpdog January 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm

She'll just become like Newt and start talking out of her ass.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm

But what do you really feel?

Baconzgood January 24, 2012 at 1:11 pm

OH I don't think the internet will let me say it.

widestanceshakedown January 24, 2012 at 1:16 pm

GAG LIBEL!

orygoon January 24, 2012 at 12:29 pm

With slimming vertical stripes?

MrFizzy January 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Sarah should talk – she's still in diapers.

tessiee January 24, 2012 at 3:37 pm

So is Larry Craig.

CliveWarren January 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Chris Christie is so fat that I think we're all under his impression.

Madfall January 24, 2012 at 12:44 pm

I was going to say, Chris Christie run? Sometimes the media hyperbole gets out of control.

flamingpdog January 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Chris Christie is so fat that I'd be crushed by his shadow.

Steverino247 January 24, 2012 at 1:18 pm

He's so fat, when he went swimming in the lake, he left a ring!

He's so fat, when he went to the Empire State Building, a squadron of planes attacked him.

(Man, I miss Rodney Dangerfield…)

johnnyzhivago January 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Palin keeps up talk like that and she's going to be part of the West Portal of the ARC Tunnel if it ever gets built.

If ya know wad I'm say'in….

smashedinhat January 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Christie flosses with a thong.
*shudder*

Biel_ze_Bubba January 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm

OT, but there's a pretty good iChat between Rick Perry and God that's worth a read.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Obviously Sarah hasn't gotten the word about Chris' hand-tooled Moroccan leather T-backs.

freakishlywrong January 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm

BRB…overwhelming need to remove panties, feel tainted, no, they're not wadded. It's just all so gross. Grifter saying it and Christie wadding them. Ugh.

Guppy January 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm

“Poor Chris. That was a rookie mistake”

Ignoring for the moment that Christie is governor of a state that is bigger than Alaska in all ways except land area, how many more days until Christie will have been a sitting governor longer than Palin?

EDIT: Answered my own question: September 10, 2012.

freakishlywrong January 24, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Christie craps bigger than Palin.

widestanceshakedown January 24, 2012 at 1:18 pm

And you do not want to be in the tri-state area on poop day. Luckily it only happens twice a month.

Steverino247 January 24, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Bring a shovel.

GOPCrusher January 24, 2012 at 2:40 pm

A city block in Newark probably contains more people than the entire state of Alaska.

deanbooth January 24, 2012 at 6:15 pm

"Ignoring for the moment that Christie is governor of a state that is bigger than Alaska…"

Panty_Buns January 25, 2012 at 10:37 am

I suspect he's already been sitting longer. That big butt needs rest while Sarah's out acquiring moose chunks.

LetUsBray January 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Not to defend The Governor Who Ate New Jersey, but who's Dumbelina to be calling him a rookie? It's not like he quit his post because the job was just too darn hard.

freakishlywrong January 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Is that pic up on Tumblr yet?

FlownOver January 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Breakfast – it's not just for keeping down any more.

EatsBabyDingos January 24, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Which would we rather see, Chris with his panties in a wad, or Chris with a wad in his panties?

Either way, it reminds me of that famous Rage Against the Machine song, "Bores on Parade."

widestanceshakedown January 24, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Neither of them, Eatsy.

TeaNuts January 24, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Sarah "I can see the Moon from here", Obama "No that's just Christies Ass".

VinnyThePooh January 24, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Doesn't Neiman Marcus sell wad-proof panties?

SudsMcKenzie January 24, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Calling out a New Jersey "Boss", .. good thing she already lives in AK.

GOPCrusher January 24, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Dis is a nice little state ya have here. Be a shame ifn't sumtin was to happen to it.

tessiee January 24, 2012 at 3:39 pm

She'd better get Tawd to start the car/snowmobile in the mornings.

mannacler January 24, 2012 at 6:13 pm

In Alaska it's a snow machine.

nounverb911 January 24, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Wonkette really seems to be in the gutter today. With that said, keep up the good work!

Baconzgood January 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Dear Sarah Palin,

Shut the fuck up. We don't like you anymore and never really did in the first place. We gave you all that money so you would show us your titties. But you didn't. So get lost.

Sincerely,

The Citizens of The United States of America

Not_So_Much January 24, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Every time Lou Sarah blushes and says "panties", somewhere Glenn Rice is smiling.

SorosBot January 24, 2012 at 12:42 pm

And Rich Lowry sees starbursts.

SayItWithWookies January 24, 2012 at 12:37 pm

…well, you kind of get your panties in a wad, and you may say things that you regret later.

Sarah scores a twofer — not only is she condescending to a politician who has at least as much experience as she does, but she's also under the impression that Christie — who routinely yells at his own state troopers and teachers — has the self-awareness to regret anything he says or does.

If Chris Christie reacts at all to the hollow yap of that half-term porch terrier, it'll be to utter a "fuck you" she'll be able to hear from her house.

tessiee January 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm

"If Chris Christie reacts at all to the hollow yap of that half-term porch terrier, it'll be to utter a "fuck you" she'll be able to hear from her house."

While grabbing his crotch and sneering, "Wad THIS, ya hoor!".

SorosBot January 24, 2012 at 12:38 pm

The Republicans really are eating their own right now. I love it! Please let this primary fight become even more bitter and the party further apart.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2012 at 12:41 pm

PUMA!

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Wow, she sure put her tit in the wringer on this one.

Mumbletypeg January 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Thank you for reminding me. I need to schedule my yearly mammogram…

flamingpdog January 24, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Who else got her tit caught in a wringer?

ALL OF THEM, KATIE GRAHAM!

__kth__ January 24, 2012 at 12:39 pm

"rookie mistake", because Palin is this wizened veteran of politics. Right.

teebob2000 January 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm

The horror… the horror…

Biff January 24, 2012 at 1:11 pm

You misspelled "whore".

ManchuCandidate January 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm

To be fair to the Snowbilly Grifter, each pair of underwear Chris Christie wears becomes a G-string.

Buzz Feedback January 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm

If he does wear panties you can be sure they are the edible variety.

Panty_Buns January 25, 2012 at 10:39 am

Eeeewwwww!

gullywompr January 24, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Panties? Big talk, from a cunt.

UnionAgitator January 24, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Sarah sez Christie wears panties and his guy is Mitt.

Does she know if Mitt gets his mitts in Christie's panties?

Chet Kincaid January 24, 2012 at 12:44 pm

OT: Michelle Obama's bringing Warren Buffet's secretary to the SOTU:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/24/sotu-201

She will also be joined by Newt's second wife, Mitt's dog, and Santorum's wife's Abortionist ex-lover.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm

But what about Santorum's dog? You know, Manon.

SayItWithWookies January 24, 2012 at 1:07 pm

They'll all be reading excerpts from the Ron Paul Newsletter.

widestanceshakedown January 24, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Michelle won't let the fat man touch her.

OneYieldRegular January 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

"…you may say things that you regret later…"

Uh…

Baconzgood January 24, 2012 at 1:34 pm

All of them Katie.

prommie January 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Christie hates when women criticize him, he always over-reacts, watch for it.

This little catfight epitomizes the divide in the GOP; the Cunt-tress of the tea party, whose hate rallies in 2008 sparked the uprising of the fucktards, and Christie, married to Wall Street, and proud and eager to serve the Romneys of the world, so that he can gain entry to their club.

flamingpdog January 24, 2012 at 12:46 pm

OT, but the mention upthread of Lou Sarah reminded me that I read on teh internetz the other night that Callista's family calls her Cally Lou*. Shiver.

*Callista Louise

paris biltong January 24, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Cally Lou ya'
Cally Lou ya'

MosesInvests January 24, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Calalou is a delicious Caribbean soup made from amaranth greens.
Cally Lou is a harpy eagle.

tessiee January 24, 2012 at 3:42 pm

"Cally Lou"

Oh, frabjous day.

Eve8Apples January 24, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Sarah is jealous because Christie has a $500,000 revolving line of credit at Victoria's Secret and he can afford to wad his panties whenever he wants.

spends2much January 24, 2012 at 12:47 pm

This woman is so unrelentingly awful that even when she's trying to be "cute", she is both insulting and smug.
Christie is going to have to eat a whole lot of pies to get over being condescended to by Earth's Reigning Moron.

iburl January 24, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Christie has only served as governor just over two years, so he's obviously a "rookie" unlike Palin who served 2 and a half years.

weej_bain January 24, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Some folks are slow, some folks are fast, and some folks, like Lou Sarah, are half-fast.

Indiepalin January 24, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Y'know who else – ah, fuck it…

JustPixelz January 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Sarah probably thinks all politicians get silk panties from Neiman Marcus paid for by the Repubican Party.

4TheTurnstiles January 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm

PUT THE MUNNY IN YOUR PANNIES
http://www.tbd.com/articles/2011/02/-put-the-cash

Slim_Pickins January 24, 2012 at 12:52 pm

I hear that when the McCain campaign asked Sarah for copies of her tax returns she remarked, "what's a tax return?"

Baconzgood January 24, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Maybe panties in a wad is what Bristol should have done while drinkin wine coolers.

prommie January 24, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Christie shits out turds bigger than Sarah. And smarter. And with better grammar.

Buckminster January 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm

And smelling better

Sharkey January 24, 2012 at 1:15 pm

At least they don't reproduce.

tessiee January 24, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Or have that screechy Rodan voice.

SudsMcKenzie January 24, 2012 at 12:55 pm

If this were some sort of a Donkey fight, it would be on.

ttommyunger January 24, 2012 at 12:56 pm

"Sarah Palin Under the Impression That Chris Christie Wears ‘Panties’". – They would have to be some really big panties. You know, Sarah should have tried them herself, maybe she wouldn't be up to her armpits in ankle-biters. Oh well, it does take a lot of time to get them off.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Granny panties!!

ttommyunger March 2, 2012 at 12:06 pm

& pee-crusted.

NewtsChicknNeck January 24, 2012 at 12:57 pm

no single sentence should ever be more than four lines of text. not in an insurance policy. not in a contract. not in conversation. not in a transcript of a wordy-salady answer to a question that wasn't asked. not in life. fuck subject-verb agreement. how about agreement on the language we're all supposed to be speaking?

Tundra Grifter January 24, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Has anyone else noticed Sheer uh "Am i uh An Idiot?" uh InSannity's manged syntax when he says "Obama has to put on his pants."

I think (and it is very hard to tell) he's reaching for the cliche about a woman puttling on her big girl panties.

Not only does it have a certain crazed tone – it's kinda personal and a bit gross all the same time. Just like InSannity himself.

Redhead January 24, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Sarah – just because your spawn don't know how to keep their panties on (if they even wore them in the first place), doesn't mean other people are similarly underwear-challenged.

Millennial Malaise January 24, 2012 at 12:59 pm

shudder

Since the word "panties" is used almost exclusively by underwear salespeople, pedophiles trolling AOL Chat Rooms and 14 year old boys trolling AOL chat rooms, messing with the pedophiles. Its mere utterance elicits quite the visceral reaction.

From the above list, I know it's hard to determine which one is Sarah Palin but…ah, fuck it.

All of them, Katie

MissTaken January 24, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Thank you! I loath the word panties, almost as much as I loath the word moist. And don't get me started on moist panties….blech.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2012 at 1:06 pm

How do you feel about the term "moist and waiting"?

Millennial Malaise January 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Ewwwww

"Secrete" and "moist" narrowly beat out "panties" on my personal Ickiest Words Ever List.

tessiee January 24, 2012 at 3:45 pm

"ointment"

MissTaken January 24, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Whatever you do, do not secrete ointment on moist panties.

SorosBot January 24, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Hmm, noted.

Ohforcripessake January 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm

"well, you kind of get your panties in a wad, and you may say things that you regret later."

The voice of experience if ever I did hear it! Except she's so stupid she probably doesn't regret anything she's ever said.

GOPCrusher January 24, 2012 at 3:07 pm

What's to regret?

FakaktaSouth January 24, 2012 at 1:03 pm

That is one cluster fuck of ugly – SP, CC, panties, and wads. I swear to God I TRY to be a classless cunt ON PURPOSE and STILL this bitch kicks my ass. And John McCain thinks SHE could have been Pres too, so, ya know, quit jerking off to that one so hard there, Mitt.

meatlofer January 24, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Guess we know the name of Sarah's next baby, Wad Palin.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Rookie mistake on Palin's part. She just assumed that any male in power in the Republican party is at least wearing panties if not full out drag.

weej_bain January 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Lou Sarah needz to get her metafours and metafives straight. It's knickers in a twist, panties in a knot, and bloomers in a bunch. Geesh, some peoplez.

Chet Kincaid January 24, 2012 at 1:16 pm

"well, you kind of get your panties in a wad, and you may say things that you regret later."

So this is her explanation for why she slept with Glen Rice and then ran around screaming "OMG, I slept with a nigger!!" ?

FakaktaSouth January 24, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Okay, see NOW you're talking. I've been kinda puke-ish about all this imagery, but if I wore panties, Glen Rice could pretty much do whatever with them. Miiiiiiiiiiichigan.

Wait, what? Oh right. Yeah, she's a horrid, horrid person.

Biff January 24, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Wait, wad she say?

widestanceshakedown January 24, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Christie's panties are leftover Christo installation fabric.

And does 'wad' still apply to CC's Brobdingnagian briefs?

Limeylizzie January 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm

I love you for the Swiftian reference.

widestanceshakedown January 24, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Thank you. I almost deleted the comment due to my disdain for alliteration, even though it kinda worked here. Glad I kept it.

widestanceshakedown January 24, 2012 at 5:38 pm

I can be so retreaded sometimes. My disdain for alliteration is for prose, not commenter names. I looked back and saw my own idiocy staring back at me.

Thedongsofwar January 24, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Charming. Wait until she finds out he nominated a gay to the NJ supreme court.

Limeylizzie January 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm

And a Moooslim.

owhatever January 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm

The Republican elephant seems to have a bad case of the runs.

DahBoner January 24, 2012 at 1:51 pm

When will Republicans stop being noodlebacks and take off their lace panties???

Nesnora January 24, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Oh for fucks sake the woman wore panty-hose under RUNNING SHORTS. She knows a thing or two about wadded, fetid panties…

GOPCrusher January 24, 2012 at 3:09 pm

What kind of America have we become when a man can't wear women's underwear without being judged for it?

Chet Kincaid January 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Boycott "The Grey" for not featuring a scene in which the Palins are devoured by wolves!!

tessiee January 24, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Is it wrong that the sumo wrestler bodies in the pic are actually slimmer and more fit-looking than Newt and Chris' *actual* bodies?

mannacler January 24, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Indeed it is. A major insult to the athletes who are sumo wrestlers.

Neoyorquino January 24, 2012 at 3:47 pm

(Sigh/Facepalm). She can't even keep one of the most ubiquitous colloquialisms straight. One gets their "panties in a *twist*." Or, given another situation or context, one might "shoot his wad." So, if his panties were in a wad . . . (Vomits/shakes head in confusion).

TL;DR – she's a mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, can't-read-a-book fucktard.

WiscDad January 24, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Is that a wad of Santorum in your panties Chris?

Panty_Buns January 24, 2012 at 11:15 pm

From my point of view it sure would be Ironic if Caribou Barbie is right and Chris Christie does wear panties. I love to wear ladies panties myself, and the thought that a right-wing-nut like Palin could make me think more highly of a Reptilian, er, Republican like Chris Christie is, well, kind of freaky. I wonder if he has some kinky dominatrix mistress – (like Sarah herself)?

johnnyzhivago January 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm

And also free those poor Quebeccers from their French language!

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