BECAUSE FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AREN'T ENOUGH  11:03 pm January 23, 2012

There Is Wonkette On Tumblr Now!

by admin

Somehow, there is a Wonkette on the Tumblr. It is here. It is not quite this Wonkette. But, still, it is Wonkette. Mostly “funny pictures,” because what is Tumblr if not “funny pictures.” Go see it, if you dare! [wonkette.tumblr.com]

 
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{ 88 comments }

DrunkIrishman January 23, 2012 at 11:05 pm

Hipsters.

Barb January 23, 2012 at 11:05 pm

Yeah, but we still get a pack of Newports, some Little Debbies and Jolly Ranchers for posting, right?

prommie January 24, 2012 at 10:35 am

Benson and Hedges?

nounverb911 January 23, 2012 at 11:06 pm

Cool, can put silly photos on it too?

Barb January 23, 2012 at 11:08 pm

Help me Noun, how do we reply to this, lol. No, seriously, I am without a clue.

nounverb911 January 23, 2012 at 11:10 pm

I'm not really sure how to do it either. This'll give me something to do tomorrow.

Barb January 23, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Let me know, please. I tried and this is just like WebTV, which I have yet to master. Thanks!

PocketsTheClown January 23, 2012 at 11:32 pm

Put a roll of film into the Beta deck? Worth a shot!

nounverb911 January 23, 2012 at 11:13 pm

I think we have to post the photos in our tumblr accounts and then get Ken to reblog them on the Wonkette account.

Barb January 23, 2012 at 11:15 pm

I am not trying to be a smartass, promise. We have to make an account?

nounverb911 January 23, 2012 at 11:17 pm

Yes, it's free and don't seem to be spammish.

ttommyunger January 23, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Great news! Er, what is tumblr?

Crank_Tango January 23, 2012 at 11:26 pm

it's good news for McCain, is what it is.

ttommyunger January 24, 2012 at 7:50 am

Well, THAT'S a relief!

natoslug January 24, 2012 at 12:11 am

It's the thing full of bourbon on my desk.

Nothingisamiss January 24, 2012 at 7:07 am

The win, obviously.

ttommyunger January 24, 2012 at 7:51 am

You got two? (licks lips expectantly)

natoslug January 24, 2012 at 10:33 am

Three. But they got lonely and decided to visit my liver and bladder.

ttommyunger January 24, 2012 at 12:46 pm

A drink is a terrible thing to waste.

Golfing_OJ January 24, 2012 at 9:43 am

In the old days they just called it "The dumb picture directory on the server."

ttommyunger January 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Any good porn?

natoslug January 24, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Isn't it all good porn?

ttommyunger January 24, 2012 at 1:06 pm

I have a real problem fapping to the Repuglican Debates.

banana_bread January 23, 2012 at 11:09 pm

You mean Tumblr is for more than animated gifts of Sherlock?

memzilla January 23, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Unless this Tumblr thing you speak of has gin or vodka in it… meh.

donner_froh January 23, 2012 at 11:11 pm

I thought tumblr was the essence of the internet–all porn, all the time.

memzilla January 23, 2012 at 11:17 pm

No no… you're confusinating it with Fumblr.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 24, 2012 at 4:14 am

I thought it was Cumbler.

nounverb911 January 23, 2012 at 11:20 pm

That and Flesh… you know, the site Gawker started.

MissTaken January 23, 2012 at 11:31 pm

You mean like Wonkette?

ifthethunderdontgetya January 23, 2012 at 11:17 pm

I'll Tumblr 4 ya….

- Wonkette Club

Biff January 23, 2012 at 11:21 pm

Not quite feeling it…

SorosBot January 23, 2012 at 11:23 pm

What's a Tumblr?

prommie January 24, 2012 at 10:35 am

Me, too. And Twitter, why?

mrblifil January 24, 2012 at 12:20 pm

It's the scotch-and-soda your fist is clenched around at 6:30 PM.

CthuNHu January 24, 2012 at 7:25 pm

You spelt "AM" wrong.

Crank_Tango January 23, 2012 at 11:25 pm

It's about fucking time. What's tumblr again?

Texan_Bulldog January 23, 2012 at 11:27 pm

I don't know what Tumblr is, either, but I'm sure it's something else I'll hate just like Twitter and Facebook and Pinterest.

rambone January 23, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Well, at least it still has the sexy geekgirl for the favicon. God, how I miss her!

Fuckin' restraining order . . .

MissTaken January 23, 2012 at 11:29 pm

I must've tumbld off the couch and hit my head because I swear I just saw TWO Ron Paul dolls. Dang hallucination.

SorosBot January 23, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Were they screaming, "Freedom!" and "Liberty!" all while trying to take control of your uterus?

MissTaken January 23, 2012 at 11:42 pm

It was crazy. One was in a suit saying "Buy Gold!" and the other looked like Super Dave Osborne. What does it mean??

SorosBot January 23, 2012 at 11:47 pm

I would say it means you inhaled too much second-hand pot on the way home, but now I've seen what you are referencing and, um; I'm not really sure.

MissTaken January 23, 2012 at 11:53 pm

You see them, too?! I was getting scared for a bit.

SayItWithWookies January 23, 2012 at 11:34 pm

And a happy Krooble Nooble Day to you, too! (Psssst — what the fuck is tumblr?)

MissTaken January 23, 2012 at 11:40 pm

I know you're all some sick fucks but was the full-frontal midget bukkake pic really necessary?

tcaalaw January 24, 2012 at 9:09 am

It's a visual metaphor for the Republican primary debates, thus it is a timely and profound comment on the American political system and therefore fully necessary.

donner_froh January 23, 2012 at 11:42 pm

search "tumblr ______" and fill in the blank with your favorite porn term (Hot lesbians, Studley studs, Cute trannies, etc.) and you will be set for hours.

Data Exactly January 23, 2012 at 11:46 pm

Finally – eyes have a reason to exist.

SorosBot January 23, 2012 at 11:50 pm

Why was Newt posing with the original Power Rangers? While Haim Saban is sometimes a right-winger on foreign policy – of the "the US must support Israel no matter what" variety – he's still a Democrat and his donations all go to Democratic candidates. Also, Newt looks like Squatt and has the personality of Lord Zedd.

littlebigdaddy January 24, 2012 at 12:06 am

I got a picture I wanna post. I have had it for awhile. It is taken from a particular perspective (POV). I am just wondering if tumescence is a problem on tumblr.

littlebigdaddy January 24, 2012 at 12:27 am

Can we say "internet whores"?

Biff January 24, 2012 at 11:06 am

On the internets, we are all whores.

Barb January 24, 2012 at 1:17 am

Ken, I'll be the first, and possibly the only one, to admit that I don't know what to do here. I've given birth to a child in 42 minutes, without a doctor present, I've been accepted as a Jeopardy! contestant, and I know that maxi pads go "adhesive side DOWN." I don't know how to post on the Tumblr. I tried to navigate it with my husband, on the iPad, to guide me and I still can't figure it out.

I would love to post on Wonkette on Tumblr. I'm surrounded by many highly talented, witty people who would like to join along.

Guide me, please. You are blessed with some of the best posters on the web who are witty, sharp, knowledgeable, and sassy. Let us know how to make the snark fly and we will make you proud. I need a clue here, please.

emmelemm January 24, 2012 at 2:11 am

Wait, maxi pads go adhesive side DOWN?

PS Good luck on your utero-ectomy.
PPS I ain't know nothing 'bout no Tumblr.

flamingpdog January 24, 2012 at 2:45 am

When I had my hemerrhoidectomy last year, I had to use maxipads for a couple of weeks afterwards because of the seepage. I learned very quickly about the sticking the adhesive side down part.

Nothingisamiss January 24, 2012 at 7:13 am

I see you've posted an actual question about how to post….and have received answers regarding maxi pad use

Wonkette, *sigh.* I love you.

JustPixelz January 24, 2012 at 10:27 am

"…accepted as a Jeopardy! contestant…"

Did they send the acceptance in the form of a question? Like "You could be our next champion?"

actor212 January 24, 2012 at 11:45 am

I've given birth to a child in 42 minutes

Bah! That's nothing. I've conceived one in less than a minute after a six pack.

Guppy January 24, 2012 at 1:18 am

What, no Blingees?

mrblifil January 24, 2012 at 12:21 pm

True 'dat. Must be a fan site. OFFICIAL WONKETTE could have blingees, trucknutz, and guys getting blown in the alley.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 24, 2012 at 1:50 am

It is not quite this Wonkette. But, still, it is Wonkette.

Who wishes SOPA passed now?

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 24, 2012 at 1:51 am

I just love how Barb seems to be upset that there is a form of Wonkette that she can't post to first. :p

BarackMyWorld January 24, 2012 at 2:25 am
flamingpdog January 24, 2012 at 2:37 am

I just chanced upon my first Tumblr site a few weeks ago, and my list of favorites on my web browser has exploded, but I did not realize until just now that you could post pictures of people wearing clothes on Tumblr.

flamingpdog January 24, 2012 at 2:40 am

And who is this "Admin" person who started this thread? I have a hard enough time keeping up with all the new people Ken Layne has writing teh Wonkette posts. Ken, did you mortgage your house, too*, so that you could finance this explosion of snark?

*also

Negligently_Joe January 24, 2012 at 7:30 am

Mostly “funny pictures,” because what is Tumblr if not “funny pictures.”

"Arty porn"? Also, too, like DrunkIrishman said, Hipsters.

chascates January 24, 2012 at 8:40 am

One photograph is worth one thousand snorts.

BaldarTFlagass January 24, 2012 at 8:41 am

Is a Tumblr just a vowel-challenged tumbler? I think Mary Lou Retton and Kerri Strug are both pretty hot, Cathy Rigby was a little too cute and pixie-ish for me. It seems most women tumblers have small breasts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I like 'em small too. Nadia Comaneci, however, man, nips like pencil erasers. Poor Olga Korbut, looks too much like Laverne De Fazio these days. Schlemeel, Schlemazzel, Hassenfeffer Incorporated!

Mahousu January 24, 2012 at 8:55 am

Check the photo posted by Pareene (under the "likes'). It looks like Wolf "Stalin" Blitzer has airbrushed out Gingrich from the photo. Has Newt been declared a nonperson while I wasn't looking? Cool.

KeepFnThatChicken January 24, 2012 at 9:20 am

Is this another username and password I have to remember?

Goddamn kids. GET OFF MY LAWN.

Mumbletypeg January 24, 2012 at 9:30 am

"I'll tumble for ya…"

GAH.. You editors missed the mark entirely. What Wonkette needs is not a online pictorial gallery webhost* – - it needs a feature to virtual-bitchslap the next wonker responsible for floating these damn earworms into my head!

* or whatever tumblr is. My workplace PC won't allow me in to view.

Sharkey January 24, 2012 at 10:13 am

This is almost as good as Wonkbot.

cheaphits January 24, 2012 at 10:32 am

I am so backward, I had Tumblr account, (I have forgotten the password and username) – never used it…didn't know it had nudes & porn…damn!

All I ever saw there was pics of cats and flowers.

actor212 January 24, 2012 at 11:05 am

Not you too, Boo…

Callyson January 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

And now Tumblr has a reason to exist…BTW, love the Ron Paul as Superman doll and the WaPo front page with Obama LHFAO over Gingrinch's SC win…

DerrickWildcat January 24, 2012 at 3:42 pm

This is a big fuckin' deal.

TanzbodenKoenig January 24, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Sweet, when do we get our own board on 4chan?

GregComlish January 27, 2012 at 8:41 am

HOW DO PEEPS NOT KNOW ABOUT TUMBLR?

Tumblr is great. Not only does it have whatever freaky super-niche porn you like in high volume, but all sorts of crazy-as psychedelic funny stuff. My favorite is Zoe: http://zbtw.tumblr.com/

zolcsibrooklyn February 9, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Tumblr the best bedbugbitesusa

SorosBot January 24, 2012 at 12:00 am

Yes; and according to the credits it was sent in by our own LimeyLizzie; good job there.

What scares me is that there are people willing to buy that shit out there.

Barb January 24, 2012 at 12:11 am

and what do we put in for the URL?

smokefilledroommate January 24, 2012 at 2:03 am

The url will be the location of your page, e.g. tumblr.com/blog/barb. If you just type 'barb', it should complete the rest for you.

flamingpdog January 24, 2012 at 2:43 am

It probably looks better with pins in it.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 24, 2012 at 4:15 am

Do they have removable eyebrows?

Limeylizzie January 24, 2012 at 10:50 am

Cool. I have no clue what Tumblir is but I am credited on it.

natoslug January 24, 2012 at 12:50 pm

I agree, but I still only send them through my system once. If I were Jesus, I'd turn them back into bourbon and start an infinite loop through my system.

ttommyunger January 24, 2012 at 1:05 pm

No offense, but if you were Jesus, I'd prolly be a Hindu ;)

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