Somehow, there is a Wonkette on the Tumblr. It is here. It is not quite this Wonkette. But, still, it is Wonkette. Mostly “funny pictures,” because what is Tumblr if not “funny pictures.” Go see it, if you dare! [wonkette.tumblr.com]
BECAUSE FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AREN'T ENOUGH 11:03 pm January 23, 2012
There Is Wonkette On Tumblr Now!
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Hipsters.
Yeah, but we still get a pack of Newports, some Little Debbies and Jolly Ranchers for posting, right?
Benson and Hedges?
Cool, can put silly photos on it too?
Help me Noun, how do we reply to this, lol. No, seriously, I am without a clue.
I'm not really sure how to do it either. This'll give me something to do tomorrow.
Let me know, please. I tried and this is just like WebTV, which I have yet to master. Thanks!
Put a roll of film into the Beta deck? Worth a shot!
I think we have to post the photos in our tumblr accounts and then get Ken to reblog them on the Wonkette account.
I am not trying to be a smartass, promise. We have to make an account?
Yes, it's free and don't seem to be spammish.
Great news! Er, what is tumblr?
it's good news for McCain, is what it is.
Well, THAT'S a relief!
It's the thing full of bourbon on my desk.
The win, obviously.
You got two? (licks lips expectantly)
Three. But they got lonely and decided to visit my liver and bladder.
A drink is a terrible thing to waste.
In the old days they just called it "The dumb picture directory on the server."
Any good porn?
Isn't it all good porn?
I have a real problem fapping to the Repuglican Debates.
You mean Tumblr is for more than animated gifts of Sherlock?
Unless this Tumblr thing you speak of has gin or vodka in it… meh.
I thought tumblr was the essence of the internet–all porn, all the time.
No no… you're confusinating it with Fumblr.
I thought it was Cumbler.
That and Flesh… you know, the site Gawker started.
You mean like Wonkette?
I'll Tumblr 4 ya….
- Wonkette Club
Not quite feeling it…
What's a Tumblr?
Me, too. And Twitter, why?
It's the scotch-and-soda your fist is clenched around at 6:30 PM.
You spelt "AM" wrong.
It's about fucking time. What's tumblr again?
I don't know what Tumblr is, either, but I'm sure it's something else I'll hate just like Twitter and Facebook and Pinterest.
Well, at least it still has the sexy geekgirl for the favicon. God, how I miss her!
Fuckin' restraining order . . .
I must've tumbld off the couch and hit my head because I swear I just saw TWO Ron Paul dolls. Dang hallucination.
Were they screaming, "Freedom!" and "Liberty!" all while trying to take control of your uterus?
It was crazy. One was in a suit saying "Buy Gold!" and the other looked like Super Dave Osborne. What does it mean??
I would say it means you inhaled too much second-hand pot on the way home, but now I've seen what you are referencing and, um; I'm not really sure.
You see them, too?! I was getting scared for a bit.
And a happy Krooble Nooble Day to you, too! (Psssst — what the fuck is tumblr?)
I know you're all some sick fucks but was the full-frontal midget bukkake pic really necessary?
It's a visual metaphor for the Republican primary debates, thus it is a timely and profound comment on the American political system and therefore fully necessary.
search "tumblr ______" and fill in the blank with your favorite porn term (Hot lesbians, Studley studs, Cute trannies, etc.) and you will be set for hours.
Finally – eyes have a reason to exist.
Why was Newt posing with the original Power Rangers? While Haim Saban is sometimes a right-winger on foreign policy – of the "the US must support Israel no matter what" variety – he's still a Democrat and his donations all go to Democratic candidates. Also, Newt looks like Squatt and has the personality of Lord Zedd.
I got a picture I wanna post. I have had it for awhile. It is taken from a particular perspective (POV). I am just wondering if tumescence is a problem on tumblr.
Can we say "internet whores"?
On the internets, we are all whores.
Ken, I'll be the first, and possibly the only one, to admit that I don't know what to do here. I've given birth to a child in 42 minutes, without a doctor present, I've been accepted as a Jeopardy! contestant, and I know that maxi pads go "adhesive side DOWN." I don't know how to post on the Tumblr. I tried to navigate it with my husband, on the iPad, to guide me and I still can't figure it out.
I would love to post on Wonkette on Tumblr. I'm surrounded by many highly talented, witty people who would like to join along.
Guide me, please. You are blessed with some of the best posters on the web who are witty, sharp, knowledgeable, and sassy. Let us know how to make the snark fly and we will make you proud. I need a clue here, please.
Wait, maxi pads go adhesive side DOWN?
PS Good luck on your utero-ectomy.
PPS I ain't know nothing 'bout no Tumblr.
When I had my hemerrhoidectomy last year, I had to use maxipads for a couple of weeks afterwards because of the seepage. I learned very quickly about the sticking the adhesive side down part.
I see you've posted an actual question about how to post….and have received answers regarding maxi pad use
Wonkette, *sigh.* I love you.
"…accepted as a Jeopardy! contestant…"
Did they send the acceptance in the form of a question? Like "You could be our next champion?"
I've given birth to a child in 42 minutes
Bah! That's nothing. I've conceived one in less than a minute after a six pack.
What, no Blingees?
True 'dat. Must be a fan site. OFFICIAL WONKETTE could have blingees, trucknutz, and guys getting blown in the alley.
It is not quite this Wonkette. But, still, it is Wonkette.
Who wishes SOPA passed now?
I just love how Barb seems to be upset that there is a form of Wonkette that she can't post to first. :p
This.
I just chanced upon my first Tumblr site a few weeks ago, and my list of favorites on my web browser has exploded, but I did not realize until just now that you could post pictures of people wearing clothes on Tumblr.
And who is this "Admin" person who started this thread? I have a hard enough time keeping up with all the new people Ken Layne has writing teh Wonkette posts. Ken, did you mortgage your house, too*, so that you could finance this explosion of snark?
*also
"Arty porn"? Also, too, like DrunkIrishman said, Hipsters.
One photograph is worth one thousand snorts.
Is a Tumblr just a vowel-challenged tumbler? I think Mary Lou Retton and Kerri Strug are both pretty hot, Cathy Rigby was a little too cute and pixie-ish for me. It seems most women tumblers have small breasts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I like 'em small too. Nadia Comaneci, however, man, nips like pencil erasers. Poor Olga Korbut, looks too much like Laverne De Fazio these days. Schlemeel, Schlemazzel, Hassenfeffer Incorporated!
Check the photo posted by Pareene (under the "likes'). It looks like Wolf "Stalin" Blitzer has airbrushed out Gingrich from the photo. Has Newt been declared a nonperson while I wasn't looking? Cool.
Is this another username and password I have to remember?
Goddamn kids. GET OFF MY LAWN.
"I'll tumble for ya…" ♪
GAH.. You editors missed the mark entirely. What Wonkette needs is not a online pictorial gallery webhost* – - it needs a feature to virtual-bitchslap the next wonker responsible for floating these damn earworms into my head!
* or whatever tumblr is. My workplace PC won't allow me in to view.
This is almost as good as Wonkbot.
I am so backward, I had Tumblr account, (I have forgotten the password and username) – never used it…didn't know it had nudes & porn…damn!
All I ever saw there was pics of cats and flowers.
Not you too, Boo…
And now Tumblr has a reason to exist…BTW, love the Ron Paul as Superman doll and the WaPo front page with Obama LHFAO over Gingrinch's SC win…
This is a big fuckin' deal.
Sweet, when do we get our own board on 4chan?
HOW DO PEEPS NOT KNOW ABOUT TUMBLR?
Tumblr is great. Not only does it have whatever freaky super-niche porn you like in high volume, but all sorts of crazy-as psychedelic funny stuff. My favorite is Zoe: http://zbtw.tumblr.com/
Tumblr the best bedbugbitesusa
Yes; and according to the credits it was sent in by our own LimeyLizzie; good job there.
What scares me is that there are people willing to buy that shit out there.
and what do we put in for the URL?
The url will be the location of your page, e.g. tumblr.com/blog/barb. If you just type 'barb', it should complete the rest for you.
It probably looks better with pins in it.
Do they have removable eyebrows?
Cool. I have no clue what Tumblir is but I am credited on it.
I agree, but I still only send them through my system once. If I were Jesus, I'd turn them back into bourbon and start an infinite loop through my system.
No offense, but if you were Jesus, I'd prolly be a Hindu ;)
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