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      1. nounverb911

        I think we have to post the photos in our tumblr accounts and then get Ken to reblog them on the Wonkette account.

          1. natoslug

            I agree, but I still only send them through my system once. If I were Jesus, I'd turn them back into bourbon and start an infinite loop through my system.

  1. Texan_Bulldog

    I don't know what Tumblr is, either, but I'm sure it's something else I'll hate just like Twitter and Facebook and Pinterest.

  2. rambone

    Well, at least it still has the sexy geekgirl for the favicon. God, how I miss her!

    Fuckin' restraining order . . .

  3. MissTaken

    I must've tumbld off the couch and hit my head because I swear I just saw TWO Ron Paul dolls. Dang hallucination.

      1. MissTaken

        It was crazy. One was in a suit saying "Buy Gold!" and the other looked like Super Dave Osborne. What does it mean??

        1. SorosBot

          I would say it means you inhaled too much second-hand pot on the way home, but now I've seen what you are referencing and, um; I'm not really sure.

          1. SorosBot

            Yes; and according to the credits it was sent in by our own LimeyLizzie; good job there.

            What scares me is that there are people willing to buy that shit out there.

    1. tcaalaw

      It's a visual metaphor for the Republican primary debates, thus it is a timely and profound comment on the American political system and therefore fully necessary.

  4. donner_froh

    search "tumblr ______" and fill in the blank with your favorite porn term (Hot lesbians, Studley studs, Cute trannies, etc.) and you will be set for hours.

  5. SorosBot

    Why was Newt posing with the original Power Rangers? While Haim Saban is sometimes a right-winger on foreign policy – of the "the US must support Israel no matter what" variety – he's still a Democrat and his donations all go to Democratic candidates. Also, Newt looks like Squatt and has the personality of Lord Zedd.

  6. littlebigdaddy

    I got a picture I wanna post. I have had it for awhile. It is taken from a particular perspective (POV). I am just wondering if tumescence is a problem on tumblr.

  7. Barb

    Ken, I'll be the first, and possibly the only one, to admit that I don't know what to do here. I've given birth to a child in 42 minutes, without a doctor present, I've been accepted as a Jeopardy! contestant, and I know that maxi pads go "adhesive side DOWN." I don't know how to post on the Tumblr. I tried to navigate it with my husband, on the iPad, to guide me and I still can't figure it out.

    I would love to post on Wonkette on Tumblr. I'm surrounded by many highly talented, witty people who would like to join along.

    Guide me, please. You are blessed with some of the best posters on the web who are witty, sharp, knowledgeable, and sassy. Let us know how to make the snark fly and we will make you proud. I need a clue here, please.

    1. emmelemm

      Wait, maxi pads go adhesive side DOWN?

      PS Good luck on your utero-ectomy.
      PPS I ain't know nothing 'bout no Tumblr.

      1. flamingpdog

        When I had my hemerrhoidectomy last year, I had to use maxipads for a couple of weeks afterwards because of the seepage. I learned very quickly about the sticking the adhesive side down part.

    2. Nothingisamiss

      I see you've posted an actual question about how to post….and have received answers regarding maxi pad use

      Wonkette, *sigh.* I love you.

  8. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    It is not quite this Wonkette. But, still, it is Wonkette.

    Who wishes SOPA passed now?

  9. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I just love how Barb seems to be upset that there is a form of Wonkette that she can't post to first. :p

  10. flamingpdog

    I just chanced upon my first Tumblr site a few weeks ago, and my list of favorites on my web browser has exploded, but I did not realize until just now that you could post pictures of people wearing clothes on Tumblr.

  11. flamingpdog

    And who is this "Admin" person who started this thread? I have a hard enough time keeping up with all the new people Ken Layne has writing teh Wonkette posts. Ken, did you mortgage your house, too*, so that you could finance this explosion of snark?

    *also

  12. BaldarTFlagass

    Is a Tumblr just a vowel-challenged tumbler? I think Mary Lou Retton and Kerri Strug are both pretty hot, Cathy Rigby was a little too cute and pixie-ish for me. It seems most women tumblers have small breasts. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I like 'em small too. Nadia Comaneci, however, man, nips like pencil erasers. Poor Olga Korbut, looks too much like Laverne De Fazio these days. Schlemeel, Schlemazzel, Hassenfeffer Incorporated!

  13. KeepFnThatChicken

    Is this another username and password I have to remember?

    Goddamn kids. GET OFF MY LAWN.

  14. Mumbletypeg

    "I'll tumble for ya…"

    GAH.. You editors missed the mark entirely. What Wonkette needs is not a online pictorial gallery webhost* – - it needs a feature to virtual-bitchslap the next wonker responsible for floating these damn earworms into my head!

    * or whatever tumblr is. My workplace PC won't allow me in to view.

  15. cheaphits

    I am so backward, I had Tumblr account, (I have forgotten the password and username) – never used it…didn't know it had nudes & porn…damn!

    All I ever saw there was pics of cats and flowers.

  16. Callyson

    And now Tumblr has a reason to exist…BTW, love the Ron Paul as Superman doll and the WaPo front page with Obama LHFAO over Gingrinch's SC win…

  17. GregComlish

    HOW DO PEEPS NOT KNOW ABOUT TUMBLR?

    Tumblr is great. Not only does it have whatever freaky super-niche porn you like in high volume, but all sorts of crazy-as psychedelic funny stuff. My favorite is Zoe: http://zbtw.tumblr.com/

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