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Mitt Romney On Right-Wing Radio: Economy’s Getting So Much Better Under Obama!

Uhh, okay, we will not argue with you that much, Mittens:

INGRAHAM: You’ve also noted that there are signs of improvement on the horizon in the economy. How do you answer the president’s argument that the economy is getting better in a general election campaign if you yourself are saying it’s getting better?

ROMNEY: Well, of course it’s getting better. The economy always gets better after a recession, there is always a recovery. […]

INGRAHAM: Isn’t it a hard argument to make if you’re saying, like, OK, he inherited this recession, he took a bunch of steps to try to turn the economy around, and now, we’re seeing more jobs, but vote against him anyway? Isn’t that a hard argument to make? Is that a stark enough contrast?

ROMNEY: Have you got a better one, Laura? It just happens to be the truth.

Via Rachel Maddow and Washington Monthly.

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    1. Lascauxcaveman

      Maybe he heard Biden is retiring and Hopey's looking for a middle-of-the-road white guy for his new Number 2.

      It's not like anybody'd be that shocked if Mr. Flippy-floppy goes Dem in time for the 2012 General.

      1. Biel_ze_Bubba

        Handlers in the back room were furiously pounding CTRL-ALT-DEL, but no joy. They're gonna have to take him offline for a while while they clear out the "Reality" rootkit.

  1. memzilla

    The rest of the interview revealed that Mittens promised to not only return to the Shrub-Reagan Rethuglican economic policies that got us into this mess, but to make sure we are in a perpetual war with at least two Muslin countries at the same time.

  2. Mahousu

    Somebody forgot to flip Romney's "lie" switch back on after he was rebooted that morning.

    Don't worry; it's now been taped permanently into position.

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      Could it be that he's wised up to the situation, and gotten off the Wingnut Express (the runaway train that the GOP primary has degenerated into)? Letting Newt ride it to destruction, while he backs off and appeals to the far-moderate wing of the Republican Party?
      It's a dangerous gambit — he should save this strategic flip-flop for the general election.

  3. mull_man

    Note to Mexican Mittens Morman: you run with the economy you've got, not the one you wish you had.

  4. ThundercatHo

    "For some reason my assistant is making throat slashing gestures. Now he's pulling his hair out. Maybe someone should stand by with one of those Heimlich things."

  5. SayItWithWookies

    Mitt's position is that the unemployed have suffered long enough. And by "the unemployed," he means himself. Those other people without jobs are just malingerers.

  6. hebmskebm

    He is so fucking bad at running for president it's not even funny. Wait, that would be an insult to Rick Perry.

    1. Swampgas_Man

      No, no — when Perry did it, it was HI-larious. It's the difference between Leno and Stewart.

  7. MaxNeanderthal

    Meanwhile, in other news, Obama's re-election strategists complain of "target overload" or "shooting walrus in an anchovy tin"…….

    1. BarackMyWorld

      I have heard some pundits actually use the term "target rich environment" to describe this year's candidates.

    1. hebmskebm

      The incredible thing about Mittens dad is that he said that after he switched from being ANTI to PRO Vietnam, not the other way around. It was like he was saying "I used to be a dirty hippie, but some super cool green army guys sat me down and forced me to watch John Wayne jerk off on camera for 72 straight hours and now I think nuking Hanoi is the bee's knees!"

  8. Beowoof

    Laura Ingram, the cute blond girl with the attitude of I won the genetic lottery so fuck everyone else. Well sweetie, thanks for the Obama campaign ad.

  9. hagajim

    Holy shit Batman! Mittens spaketh the truth! (Though I would argue the economy is not getting much better, though it is out of ICU).

  10. BaldarTFlagass

    Ingraham: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about… your mother.
    Mitt: My mother?
    Ingraham: Yeah.
    Mitt: Let me tell you about my mother.
    [Mitt shoots Ingraham with a gun he had pulled out under the table]

  11. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So, after Gingrich won South Carolina by getting to the left on Obama on Bain Capital, Romney is now going to get to the left of Gingrich on the economy.

    Makes about as much sense as anything else in the Republican campaign.

    1. Banelm

      They've both gone so far and so hard to the right, that they are now coming around the other side, lapping Obama. Soon Newt is going to start criticizing Obama for his ties to Goldman Sachs…

  12. Goonemeritus

    HOLY CRAP— Is that for real I need that embroidered on a throw pillow or maybe the audio could be my ringtone.

  13. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    What's next? Romney announcing that just maybe Republicans shouldn't hate on Obama just because he is black?

    1. GOPCrusher

      Other Republiklan candidates hating on Rmoney because he made a shit pot putting people out of jerbs?

  14. SenileAgitation

    How pathetic is it that Mitt's small admission of a truth that reflects semi-well on the incumbent president seems like such a huge concession that Ms. Ingrate seeks to talk him out of it? "Oh, heavens, Mitt! You'll never get elected like that, silly! Now you just go right back down to Florida and tell everybody what a no god so-and-so that Obama really is!"

  15. BlueStateLibel

    Obama just needs to run a 60-second ad with these quotes, campaign done:

    ""INGRAHAM: How do you answer the president’s argument that the economy is getting better in a general election campaign if you yourself are saying it’s getting better?' 'ROMNEY: Well, of course it’s getting better.'"

    "I like firing people."

    "Corporations are people too, my friend."

    1. Schmannnity

      I made a trifling amount of money speaking . . . about $400,000.00.

      How about a friendly little wager, say, $10,000.00?

  16. Selfish_T

    When Burroughs said, "Thanks for decent church-going women with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces," he was talking about Laura Ingraham.

  17. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Ingraham: You must sterilize in case of error?
    Romney: Error is inconsistent with my prime functions.
    Sterilization is correction.
    Ingraham: Everything that is in error must be sterilized.
    Romney: There are no exceptions.
    Ingraham: Romney…
    I made an error in creating you.
    Romney: The creation of perfection is no error.
    Ingraham:I did not create perfection.
    I created … error.
    Your data is faulty.
    Romney: I am Romney. I am perfect.
    Ingraham:I am the Ingraham, the creator?
    Romney: You are the creator.
    Ingraham: You are wrong!
    Jackson Royingraham your creator is dead.
    You have mistaken me for him.
    You are in error.
    You believe the economy is better.
    You have made two errors.
    You are flawed and imperfect
    and have not corrected by sterilization.
    You have made three errors.
    Romney: Error.

  18. Geminisunmars

    Watch out everyone! Romney is changing tactics and trying to go for the sanity vote. (Surely there are a few of those left?)

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      The old reality ploy, eh? Unexpected, Mittens. Daring, even — but the GOP primary is not the time or place to embrace reality. You will be tainted by it's well-known liberal bias, and the frothy, mouth-breathing right-wing Xtards will smell it on you.

    2. Naked_Bunny

      He's not supposed to switch to sounding reasonable until after he's gotten the crazies to nominate him as their candidate.

  19. OneYieldRegular

    "And this is exactly my point, Laura, that under the President we're seeing improvement, improvement in the economy, and it's completely undermining America's faith in America's decline. I cannot think of a better argument for electing a Republican in November. If allowed to continue unchecked, this improvement in economic well-being could well destroy any chance we have of keeping America down."

    1. Bluestatelibel

      Sounds like someone forget his regular Windows updates to me! You can't ignore those things people!

  20. Radiotherapy

    Relax everybody, this is totally consistent with wingtard logic, wherein everyday is opposite day. Up is down. Blah is white. Stupid is smart. etc.

  21. ttommyunger

    This just proves that if you just keep talking, eventually something true will pop out when you least expect it. You know the DNC has this piece on tape on file and ready for use in October. You know Mitts and his Butchy friend are kicking themselves in the cunt over this exhange.

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