FUNNY PICTURES  7:36 pm January 21, 2012

Mitt Washes His Magic Underwear For Good Luck in South Carolina Primary

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Why am I still holding this box upside down when there's no soap in it?

Look at Mitt Romney in South Carolina today trying so hard to operate a small container of laundry detergent like he knows how it works, AW. No no, Mitt, the machine does not have change for a fifty, QUIT jamming the bill into the coin slot. Sigh. What were the other candidates up to?

Here is Newt wedged into the order window at a Chick-Fil-A drive-thru trying to give some obese customers that final push toward a heart attack. Hope they voted first!

Rick Santorum is returning to invisible mode and polling in fourth place behind Ron Paul. This is how he is trying to remind everyone that he still exists on the front page of his campaign website right now:

Aaaaaaand he got caught trying to service his microphone, again, to console himself.

“Poor” Mittens, he better have sprinkled in some of his magic moon dust along with the box of Tide. After leading in South Carolina by a wide margin for weeks, NYTimes poll nerd king Nate Silver is now giving Newt Gingrich an 89% chance for victory tonight due to, uh, senile wingnut Chuck Norris’s endorsement or something. [Twitpic/ MoJo Tumblr]

 

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Limeylizzie January 21, 2012 at 7:39 pm

http://www.redstate.com/leon_h_wolf/files/2012/01

I pulled this off Red State so you don't have to actually wallow in that muck.

SudsMcKenzie January 21, 2012 at 7:43 pm

What a charming couple. I'm sure those crazy kids are going to make it.

chascates January 21, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Is that Wife #1 or #2?

Limeylizzie January 21, 2012 at 7:47 pm

I think it's #2.

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm

It is #2, haha, Marianne Giger. Wife #1, Jackie Battley, is nearly a decade older than Newtie, and, in his opinion, not pretty enough to be a first lady.

NYNYNYjr January 21, 2012 at 7:45 pm

Does RS have a general favorite here? I assume it's Santorum.

Limeylizzie January 21, 2012 at 7:48 pm

It appears to be either Newt or Perry.

NYNYNYjr January 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Yeah, just read Erikson's article– it definitely WAS Perry, and he seems fine with Newton Leroy.

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Well, Newt's got the wrong costume on. Oh, wait, there's no Mr. Piggy.

Loaded_Pants January 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Ya beat me to it.

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

OOPS! You've got the next one.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 7:51 pm

They were once…humans…in animal costumers. Now, one of them is an animal in a human costume.

ThundercatHo January 21, 2012 at 8:20 pm

He was just jealous that she got the pig costume.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Nah. They both decided that the pig costume on Newt would be redundant.

tessiee January 21, 2012 at 9:36 pm

After several people asked Newt why he didn't come to the costume party *in costume*, they traded so that his wife du jour was wearing the pig costume.

LetUsBray January 21, 2012 at 7:42 pm

Yahoo is already calling it for Mr. I Love America So Much I Can't Stay Faithful To My Wives.

Callyson January 21, 2012 at 7:49 pm

America the Homewrecker!

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 7:53 pm

America is such a slut.

Geminisunmars January 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Oh beautiful, for spacious thighs…

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 10:14 pm

… for waving at capital gains…

Joshua Norton January 21, 2012 at 7:42 pm

Mittens = epic blue jeans fail.

snackypants January 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Notice the wallet impression left in the back pocket, presumably by his gigantic money-stuffed wallet.

snackypants January 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Also, somebody needs to tell Mittens that mom jeans are just as unflattering on middle-aged men!

MittBorg January 23, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Eh. He's not middle-aged, he's OLD.

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Mitt's not going to fare well in the visuals, up against Obama. He's the (ew) best-looking of the remaining candidates, but he is still a pasty, paunchy, wrinkly, saggy, gray-haired old man.

Loaded_Pants January 21, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Maybe he'll try to summon his puppy-dog pity face from his younger days when he was a "missionary"?

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Pity fucks are so last-decade, though. He's not gonna win this thing. Ron Paul is using Obama's strategy to pick off delegates, and even though Santorum isn't going to revive, Newt will prove to be a pain. Oh, yes, he will. Oh, my. Pass the popcorn, darling. It's going to be a LONG, fun election.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Looks ridiculous in jeans and Brooks Brothers flannel shirt, looks like a vulture capitalist (who'd a thunk it) in a suit. The guy can't win. Meanwhile, Obama totally rocks whatever he wears.

Let's just pray that unemployment continues to drift downwards for another ten months. So long as the lying shits at Fucks Gnus don't graph the data, it will make for a compelling graphic.

MittBorg January 22, 2012 at 12:27 am

It's because he's a thorough fake. There's a lot of things about our dear Prez that sometimes just make me want to sit him down and have some stern words with him. But when all is said and done, the man knows who and what he is, and that is his great strength. He has an authentic center. He has a place he calls home. He knows where his principles are grounded, and he knows what he can and will do, and he is confident in his own abilities and acknowledging of his own frailties and wants.

Newt, Mitt, and that lot — they are the hollow men.

Dashboard_Jesus January 22, 2012 at 3:57 am

that is SO fucking well said MB and I couldn't agree more, BObama is always the coolest, most authentic person in the room, except when MObama is there…and this photo says who/ what the dude is as much as anything, my man is always keepin' it real http://dudelol.com/obama-fist-bumping-white-house

Isyaignert January 23, 2012 at 1:01 am

Excellent analysis Mr. Borg, sir!

SorosBot January 21, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Money talks
But it don't sing and dance
And it don't walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in mom jeans

tessiee January 21, 2012 at 9:38 pm

"epic blue jeans fail. "

*snooty Thurston Howell-type voice*
I thought it was rather clever of him to wear dungarees — as though one were poor.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 10:22 pm

*In best "Lovey" Howell voice*

"But really dear, don't you think it looks just so … common?"

Serolf_Divad January 22, 2012 at 8:10 am

$35.00 pair of jeans that a campaign aide rushed over to buy at the Gap, paired with a $650.00 shirt that Mitt buys from a London tailor that only a handful of zillionaires have ever heard of.

Win. How could it be anything but a win?

chascates January 21, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Santorum says he's in through Florida, at least.

SudsMcKenzie January 21, 2012 at 7:45 pm

He's got this weeks third place "ticket to ride"?

NYNYNYjr January 21, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Why not? This thing seems pretty fluid. The polls change there, he wins Florida, then he has won 2 of 4. Romney and Newt may capably dismantle each other.

SudsMcKenzie January 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

I guess, it is sweater vest season in FL.

under_score January 21, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Where else *but* America's shlong next for Santorum?

tessiee January 21, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Well, the obvious answer would be the asshole of the country, but there's so much competition for that honor right now that it would be impossible to decide on just one place.

[hint: it's a great day in South Carolina]

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Perry just went home to defend America's backside. Santorum might surge past the Mitt, but it's gonna be a tight squeeze in Tex's ass.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Are you saying that he's saying that "it's on like Donkey Kong"?

LetUsBray January 21, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Santorum is gonna be ALL OVER America's wang.

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Rick himself was aiming a little higher. He wanted Santorum on the lips of every Young Republican.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 10:23 pm

It's a pretty low-lying state … could easily be flooded by a rising tide of santorum.

Limeylizzie January 21, 2012 at 7:45 pm

Concession speech coming up, oh joy , oh bliss.

skaboomizzy January 21, 2012 at 7:46 pm

I've been going to ChickFilA 2-3 times a week for a couple months now, but I think that Newt photo has finally put me off it. I'll always try to remember that last delicious Spicy Chicken Deluxe sandwich.

KenLayIsAlive January 21, 2012 at 7:54 pm

I used to really like Chick-fil-a, but if I knew that Newt's filthy hands had been on my order, I think I'd just chuck it back through the drive through window.

Texan_Bulldog January 21, 2012 at 7:58 pm

I quit taking my kids to Chick Fil A when I read that they donate LOTS of dinero to anti-gay groups. I just told my kids that someone was murdered in the local chain & they don't miss it….

Guppy January 21, 2012 at 8:08 pm

I'm still waffling over that. Chick-Fil-A themselves doesn't make those donations, it's the owner's personal money. Of course it's a thin line…

And I'm kind of fond of the "closed on Sundays" bit if only because they have to be the only fast food place where the workers always know what one of their days off will be. They only have to deal with random job schedules 6 days a week.

Texan_Bulldog January 21, 2012 at 8:24 pm

I'm one of those moms who doesn't fill my kids with fast food three times a day. They actually get it about once a month, so my paltry boycott doesn't hurt them any. I just felt better doing it; I also boycott circuses and rodeos. I know this doesn't hurt any of these corporations–I just feel better about myself by doing it..

Geminisunmars January 21, 2012 at 8:25 pm

I feel better about you too.

fuflans January 21, 2012 at 8:56 pm

i have heard it is delish. never been.

i guess that's ok though.

ShaveTheWhales January 21, 2012 at 9:24 pm

I've been, twice. It's a fast food chicken sandwich.

tessiee January 21, 2012 at 9:42 pm

"that last delicious Spicy Chicken Deluxe sandwich"

Newt's a chicken, but I'd hardly call him spicy.

Rotundo_ January 21, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Who would have thought that the troop of candidates would winnow down to these four guys, and that Newt! of all people, would be considered by anyone, even the crazies in the southeast USofA as a viable candidate for anything, let alone president? You keep watching, amazed thinking "They really can't be that flipping nuts can they?" and sure as the sun rises in the east, they are.

Loaded_Pants January 21, 2012 at 8:39 pm

The Anybody-But-Romney brigade really came out. This must sting him as much as his 2008-2009 run did.

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 9:13 pm

He's a slow learner. Did he really think that these religionuts were going to like him any better four years later? I mean, what has he done for *them* lately?

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 10:36 pm

You have to cut them some slack …. I mean, look at the fucking ballot that was handed to them. If "None of the Above" had been an option, we'd be laughing our asses off right now.

SudsMcKenzie January 21, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Which one is the washing machine?

KenLayIsAlive January 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm

The square, white one. Didn't help? The one that runs on electricity? Man, this is hard. The one stuffed full of money? Jeesus.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 10:32 pm

The mechanical one? The one that's clean and well-oiled?
Wait, I've got it …. the one you'd prefer to see in the White House!

Whew.

snackypants January 21, 2012 at 7:58 pm

The blah person that was cropped from the picture?

MrFizzy January 22, 2012 at 9:43 am

The square white one. Oh, whoops.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 7:48 pm

It may not have been as quickly as I'd like, but Operation Chaos is finally being pulled off.

BTW, that gif is so immature…and I'm laughing like a twelve year old.

Pres.Beeblebrox January 21, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Gingrich/Whore Diamonds '12!

chascates January 21, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Love that wave thing the Romney crowd is doing!

Mahousu January 21, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Mitt, it's a little late to start laundering that Bain money now.

Callyson January 21, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Three states, three different winners. The 1% must be freaking out.

FlipOffResearch January 21, 2012 at 7:51 pm

I saw Romney on TV the other day, and then it hit me – Romney reminds me of Donnie Osmond.

Then I was thinking about how much Gingrich reminds me of a pig, a big fat white pig. And then it hit me – Snowball!

Three wives good one wife bad.

I guess someone else beat me to Santorump.

Jukesgrrl January 22, 2012 at 6:25 pm

I'll take Santorump, too. I already adopted Rmoney and Pig Newton. But what about the King of the Paultards? I got nothin short and sassy.

Chichikovovich January 22, 2012 at 6:38 pm

I've thought about calling him Alberich, after the vicious dwarf obsessed with gold, in Wagner's *Ring of the Niebelungs* opera cycle. But that's maybe too fancy-pants.

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm

"Operation Chaos" = Democrats do absolutely nothing, sit back, watch, drink and laugh, laugh, laugh.

Pat_Pending January 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm

needz moar bleech.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Needz moar bletch.

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Not enuf in teh universe.

KenLayIsAlive January 21, 2012 at 7:58 pm

The Santorum blowjob has plenty of bleech, for me at least.

Crank_Tango January 21, 2012 at 8:02 pm

it's really hard to get rid of that santorum!

bagofmice January 21, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Mitt is about as white as he's going to get.

tessiee January 21, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Needz moar blah.

MilwaukeeKent January 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

It seems like it's been a month or two since since a righteously indignant conservative has told Newt to his face, on camera, that he's an A hole, a disgrace to his party and should drop out. Maybe those were plants from one of the campaigns that have ended or maybe his handlers have learned to recognize the type and head them off at the pass.

Not that I want to see this freak show end just yet.

Crank_Tango January 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

This is really good news for McCain.
Whoever wins this shitshow is gonna get his white ass handed to him by Barry way harder than in 08.

Fucking classic.

Jukesgrrl January 22, 2012 at 6:27 pm

I'm glad someone has faith that their nationwide press to disenfranchise voters will not succeed. I'm not so sure.

chascates January 21, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Ah, look at the little Romney spawn! You know they'll be running for something before too long.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Crazy. Before I even read your post my first thought was "look; it's one of the Romney spawn." lol

johnnyzhivago January 21, 2012 at 8:07 pm

More Romneys on the public dole. Are they Irish or what?

Limeylizzie January 21, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Mitt looks stunned, he has always bought everything he ever wanted. BTW What delicious irony is it that Citizens United bit the Republicans first?

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 8:42 pm

Truly.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 22, 2012 at 1:21 am

Oh yeah – and it's going to get much, much worse. What knocked Gingrich down in Iowa? What knocked Romney down in S.C.? The Repuke PACs are going to unleash a shitstorm of negative ads over every contested state from here on out, and the country is going to be sick to death of all of them before it's over.

angerbear January 21, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Use all the detergent you want, Mitt; it won't wash the taint of filthy lucre off you.

johnnyzhivago January 21, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Tonight Newt is revelling in his victory by rolling in a nice big pen full of shit.

MilwaukeeKent January 21, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Man, you just KNOW this is going to go to Newt's head, so it's only a matter of time before he starts babbling about his key role in the master plan of the universe, or something along those lines to make sane people go, "whoaaa".

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 10:48 pm

It'll happen, but I'm hoping he saves it for the election campaign. Mitt likes to issue bullshit statements about Obama, but Newt is utterly insane when it comes to hating Democrats, and we can look forward to some really insane, racist gibberish when he gets fired up — especially when he finds himself behind and gets desperate.

NellCote71 January 21, 2012 at 11:09 pm

Or when he ahead and gets over-confident, if possible.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:02 pm

There goes that "appeasement" bullshit, again. Go away, Willard. Better yet, lets cut out the middle man. Go to hell.

Pres.Beeblebrox January 21, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Oh, Mittens… Blaming Obama for the shitty economy in FL is like blaming the cop who responds to a burglary for all the shit the robbers took.

Crank_Tango January 21, 2012 at 8:15 pm

It's too bad Barry never did anything to help the FL tourism industry, like give a fucking speech on visas at Disneyw…

KenLayIsAlive January 21, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Wow, currently Newt clobbering Mitt by 7%. Beautiful.

Well, at least we know that in the South, if it comes down to having the morality of a viagra-injected pig in heat or being Catholic or Mormon, the viagra-pig wins!

ShaveTheWhales January 21, 2012 at 9:26 pm

The Salamander is, theoretically, Catholic now.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Them good ol' boys know the difference between theoretical Catholics and the real thing, and Newt's careful about crossing that line. Don't expect him to visit with the Pope any time soon.

NellCote71 January 21, 2012 at 11:11 pm

And don't expect the pope, as odious as he is, to invite him.

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Mitt: "Failed policies of the Obama Administration"

Where in the Jumping Screaming Tapdancing Jesus was He during the Catastrophic George W. Bush Administration?

"Obama has No experience running a business" MBA President. How did that work out, again?

"Obama divided the country" Wait, What?

Callyson January 21, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Mittens is freaked out by the thought that "attacks on success" were effective. Which means Bain's actions will remain in the news cycle. Yes!

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 8:45 pm

He's pitiful. He's a whining crybaby who has never had anyone say no to him in his entire fucking life, and now Newt, of all people, Newt the Needle Gingrinch is sticking that shiv between RMONEY's shoulder blades and twisting, and twisting, and smiling. And Mittens can't take it. He's falling apart in front of god and everybody. It's unnerving the voters.

Isyaignert January 23, 2012 at 1:06 am

Unnerving to the voters perhaps, but it's comedy gold to me!

MittBorg January 23, 2012 at 2:06 am

Hey, there, how ya doin?

Glad you're enjoying it. Don't forget to stock up on popcorn for November.

Isyaignert January 23, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Hey Mr. Borg – Thanks for asking – I'm doin' great now! I live an hour south of Seattle in the woods. You may have heard we just had a huge ice storm. Our house lost power for 47.5 hours; but it's all good – we cooked on our Coleman camp stove on the front porch, moved the refrigerator/freezer food ouside in coolers, charged our cell phones on the car battery, huddled by the gas fireplace around our LED lantern, listening to AM on our hand-crank radio. Now we have to clean up the property – it looks like the trees all got drunk and had a fight to the death with chainsaws.

Type to ya later.

chascates January 21, 2012 at 8:03 pm

So if anyone attacks Mitt's success, he's attacking YOU!

johnnyzhivago January 21, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Mitt needs to take it up a notch – play up his history of animal cruelty, maybe. Or next interview – just reach out and start strangling that liberal media monster!

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:04 pm

How much you want to bet that Grandpa Paul is already in bed, tucked in by his children?

EDIT: Mitt has just made the threat that he'll run for president forever, if he has to. Y'all better believe him.

SudsMcKenzie January 21, 2012 at 8:06 pm

That crowd is taking Brigham Young literally.

Callyson January 21, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Mittens vs Gingrinch: the catfight is on!

Loaded_Pants January 21, 2012 at 8:49 pm

More like a fat cat fight.

KenLayIsAlive January 21, 2012 at 8:09 pm

My god, Newt now up by 12%. I hope Mitt washed his anus before showing up to this fuckfest.

ttommyunger January 21, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Ha, that's what "the help" is for.

KenLayIsAlive January 21, 2012 at 9:19 pm

"Jeeves! Get golden dingleberry trimming clips, will you? No, no, the ones with the diamond handle. Thank You! Idiot."

ttommyunger January 21, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Lucky for Jeeves, Mitt's crap smells like crushed rose petals. The moneez does that, ya know.

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Why, because Newt will be plowing it so hard? Newt's used to muck and dirt.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Oh boy. With 18% in, it's already 41% to 27%, Newt. I don't care how much closer it gets, just to see that number has schadened my freude.

Guppy January 21, 2012 at 8:10 pm

How did Newt trounce Santorum? Did Santorum not use enough dog whistles?

KenLayIsAlive January 21, 2012 at 8:12 pm

He got it confused with his man-on-dog whistle?

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:12 pm

Oh boy. Santorum's coming on next!

And some intern's gone out to wake up Grandpa Paul to make his speech. Yay, Roomful of Paultards!

Loaded_Pants January 21, 2012 at 8:54 pm

I've just been listening to the coverage on NPR. Seems like old Paul thinks he now has to sound as shrill as Sarah P. in addressing his devotees.

Geminisunmars January 21, 2012 at 8:13 pm

The important news is how much is Herman Cain(aka one S. Colbert) getting. I'm sure he's getting something. Has the msm colluded to not report Cain's results?

Callyson January 21, 2012 at 8:15 pm

This has been very amusing, but I think I'll have to switch to Suze Orman when her show comes on. Just in case any of these freaks does manage to unseat Obama in November, it will take all of the money management skills in the world just to keep a roof on my head…

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Any of these awful fucksticks wins the Presidency I'm converting everything I own into a 65' LOA motor ketch filled with MRE's gold, guns & ammo and getting the fuck out of here.
Maybe Australia. That's the last place the radiation will hit. On The Beach.

MittBorg January 21, 2012 at 8:49 pm

It's not gonna happen, darlz. These daft eejits couldn't get half of themselves on their own ballots, half the time. Whoever wins, it'll be a limping three-legged dog of a race, dragged out to the last painful second, but Barack could call this thing in. He's winning it.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 11:14 pm

it will take all of the money management skills in the world just to keep a roof on my head.

Fixed.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Paultards are applauding for "a long, hard slog." lol Yea, grinding, destructive disappointment, yea! Four more months! Four more months!

Oh, fuck! 41% – 26%, Newt. lol

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 11:16 pm

A long hard schlong? That's what was delivered to the Paultards, without lube.

They'll be back for more. It's just the way they are.

KenLayIsAlive January 21, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Well, I guess nearly crashing that hot air balloon directly onto a busy highway didn't have the effect the paultards were hoping for…

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Well, now I've got the choice of abusing my soundsystem, ears and the house's structural integrity by blasting either American Idiot
or Zevon's Disorder in the House.

AAAHHH. now my tevee's filled up with RONPAUL!

I'm going with Zevon.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 11:19 pm

A bit of Talking Heads might be in order. (Crank it up to 11.)

Hey GOP, watch out. You might get what you're after!

C_R_Eature January 22, 2012 at 12:02 am

Duly played. Loudly.

*removes sunglasses* YEAHHHHHHHH!

Callyson January 21, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Oh God–Paul is going on about the gold standard. Any third rate economist can recite chapter and verse on why returning to that would be a very bad idea…

Geminisunmars January 21, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Who gave Ron Paul the ritalin?

SheriffRoscoe January 21, 2012 at 8:26 pm

Poor Mitt. Look what he's become. Doing his own laundry in a coin operated washing machine. How do you expect me to vote for him now, knowing that he's a busy, multi-millionaire politician and doesn't have the good sense to send his clothes out while he's on the road.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 11:23 pm

I figured that was a staged photo-op. Some aide handed him the detergent at the last minute, and told him to hold it there until the photo flashes subsided. Mitt's reading the back of the box where it says to separate whites from colored, and thinking how he didn't realize there was Southern detergent.

mayor_quimby January 23, 2012 at 1:49 am

That's why I use ALL, it doesn't judge based on color, yet it won't let them mix together…

Callyson January 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm

And I would love to know what is going through the mind of Nikki Haley right about now…

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:31 pm

meow meow meow meow. meow meow meow meow….

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Oh I just have to award you a GOLD STAR for that one!!

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:32 pm

"SHIT, it's going to be a long year."

KenLayIsAlive January 21, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Looks like Rick Perry has secured the vote of the 1% of the electorate too stupid to realize he dropped out. Birds of a feather, and what not.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Dr. Strangelove just declared himself the Honey Badger when it comes to what the media thinks of him: he doesn't give a shit.

Callyson January 21, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Paul's momentum is growing…
…well, I guess that is impressive for a man of his age…

Biel_ze_Bubba January 21, 2012 at 11:25 pm

If it lasts more than 4 hours, call his doctor.

Callyson January 21, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Oh God, it's the frothy mix…

ttommyunger January 21, 2012 at 8:39 pm

Magic underwear or not, Mitt, those skid-marks aren't going away by themselves. Needz moar Tide, pleeze!

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:40 pm
C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:41 pm

"It Takes A Stanley Steamer, to Clean Up Santorum!"

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Oh, great. They finally got to 9/11.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:46 pm

President Obama cares about you, South Carolina. This, of course, makes you history's greatest monster, Mr. President.

Negropolis January 21, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Uh oh. Santy is going all OWS on our asses. Of course, his actual policies are the antithesis of OWS's.

EDIT: Heckler alert!

C_R_Eature January 21, 2012 at 8:52 pm

"We need to create opportunities to compete for those blue collar jobs…"

This means we need to pay our workers what Chinese workers make, give them the same benefits Chinese workers have and the same levels of Air & Water pollution and food contamination that Chinese workers enjoy.

Because, you know, Job Killing Regulations.

BarackMyWorld January 21, 2012 at 9:07 pm

The "whites only" laundry mat doesn't mean what you think it does.

MilwaukeeKent January 21, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Newt's pulling a Sly Stone at his victory speech, he's probably backstage on the line to the White House, demanding that Obama give him a congratulatory call that he can speaker-phone to the audience before he'll take stage. They're saying "We'll make a note of that and bring it to his attention tomorrow." Particularly sleazy songs on the PA.

DerrickWildcat January 21, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Seems that those jeans are too new to have a wallet mark like that. I bet they were ironed in.

mrblifil January 21, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Obama's mom jeans are polling 12 points ahead of Mitt's mom jeans.

earlbot January 22, 2012 at 7:31 am

Gingrich all the way. He's going to go all the way. all the way…hes all way…way

fitley January 22, 2012 at 10:55 pm

I thought that was Mitts laundering money in the Cayman Islands.

Isyaignert January 23, 2012 at 1:04 am

Frothy the Santorum looks like he's taking a hit off of a vaporizer.

Texan_Bulldog January 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Awww…aren't you sweet?

iburl January 22, 2012 at 11:07 am

…for maxed out loans at Tiffany's, and persecuting gays.

Isyaignert January 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Cool pix of the famous "terrorist fist bump" LOL!

MittBorg January 23, 2012 at 6:41 pm

ZOMG, I had no idea! I'm glad you're safe and sound, my dear, and I hope things are soon back to normal for you. Last winter, a tree came down on my house — right ON my bedroom, above my bed. It was pretty scary lying in bed all night listening to it creak and squeak as the wind blew through its branches. Best of luck, stay safe!

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