BOOTLEGS  2:00 pm January 19, 2012

Huntsman Daughters Interview Romney Bobblehead in Lost Video

by Liz Colville

our father's daughters no more!

Huntsman daughters Abby, Liddy and Mary Anne had a couple of great videos during their dad’s mercurial campaign. They were the only entertaining part — besides, maybe, “Did you hear what I just said?” — of the whole thing. But their best work was never actually released…until now! An ABC News station got a hold of this Romney-bashing video, in which the two non-blondes in the trio don blonde wigs to match their sister Liddy and interview a bobbleheaded version of Mitt Romney on a show they call “Foxes and Friends.” The girls were declared to have “gone rogue” by a campaign insider a couple of months ago, so it’s no wonder this was never officially released. Now it does, happily, take the shine off Huntsman’s already completely unbelievable and dull endorsement of Romney.

The video, which so far only appears in an ABC News segment:

If the Huntsman girls weren’t actually funny, it might have seemed a little too ambitious that the telegenic 20-somethings kept showing up on TV. But as Abby said in a GQ interview last year, it wasn’t like she could get a gig on Fox News if she wanted to, because “I’m not blonde.” Fittingly, in this video the three do their best airhead anchor impression, repeating their lines unnecessarily, checking their manicures, calling Romney a “cornball,” and asking tough questions, like whether he’d be prepared to face a honey badger given his hunting experience is only with “small varmint.”

Big-headed renderings of Romney in the media now outnumber actual Romney media appearances by something like 234829852810026 to 1. [ABC 4 via BuzzFeed]

 

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{ 177 comments }

Barb January 19, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Wow, these gals got the winning ticket in the genetic gene pool lottery.

OneDollarJuana January 19, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Those are some very attractive young ladies. I'm sure they will make one man a good Mormon husband.

rickmaci January 20, 2012 at 8:47 pm

ROFKMAO.

OhNoGuy January 19, 2012 at 9:52 pm

If I stay out in the sun too long the top of my head gets red. Does this mean I'm a member of the clan?

UnholyMoses January 19, 2012 at 2:16 pm

"Huntsman daughters Abby, Liddy and Mary Anne"

Needs moar Ginger.*

('Cause hot redheads are HAWT!)

Barb January 19, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Ginger's a bimbo.

UnholyMoses January 19, 2012 at 2:20 pm

You post that as if it's a bad thing …

forgracie January 19, 2012 at 2:21 pm

WOW–great minds…

Barb January 19, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Nope, not a bad thing and I am a redhead.

UnholyMoses January 19, 2012 at 2:28 pm

I like you even more now.

(Insert bad joke about upfisting here.)

forgracie January 19, 2012 at 2:20 pm

You say that like it's a bad thing….

chicken_thief January 19, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Fuck Ginger, toss in their mom – she's pretty hawt also. Too.

Tundra Grifter January 19, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Just one more reason Gov. Huntsman didn't have a real chance to drive the GNoPee clown car.

This party takes Ole Newt seriously, and dismisses Gov. Huntsman?

Pathetic.

savethispatient January 19, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Have I missed my opportunity to collect the whole Republican Field 2012 Bobble-head range? Can I trade a Santorum for a Bachmann?

Mumbletypeg January 19, 2012 at 2:19 pm

I'm starting to think this might be one of the most endearing First Families we never had.

biblioteq_tress January 20, 2012 at 5:58 pm

They could have had pillowfights with the Gore girls. Gentlemen, hands on the keyboards!

forgracie January 19, 2012 at 2:19 pm

In order from left to right. No. Yes. Yes.

SorosBot January 19, 2012 at 2:21 pm

But wait, according to Christopher Hitchens and David Letterman's now-fired booker, women can't be funny!

Texan_Bulldog January 19, 2012 at 2:21 pm

The only thing I notice (other than the corniness) is how much smarter they all seem than Bristol. I don't think any of these girls would be getting drunk on wine coolers in a tent & getting knocked up.

Baconzgood January 19, 2012 at 2:27 pm

A box of crackers is smarter than Bristol.

jus_wonderin January 19, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Trisket? (Isn't that on the official list of potential Palin baby names?)

Steverino247 January 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Aren't all the Palin's crackers? Or is White Trash the current term of endearment?

MissTaken January 19, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Getting drunk on wine coolers in a tent and getting knocked up is the only way to catch yourself a husband, or herpes.

smokefilledroommate January 19, 2012 at 2:32 pm

A husband and herpes are pretty much the same thing in Wasilla.

real_dc_native January 19, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Maybe she was training for the breeding competition.

Guppy January 19, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I think you mean drunk on a wine cooler.

OhNoGuy January 19, 2012 at 9:54 pm

"I don't think any of these girls would be getting drunk on wine coolers in a tent & getting knocked up."
Go ahead, crush my dreams.

freakishlywrong January 19, 2012 at 2:21 pm

The girls are cute. I just can't get over the "Romney is unelectable and divisive, so I'm endorsing him" father.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 19, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Unelectable and divisive, but still "best equipped".
Translation: "He's the smartest clown left in the car."

ShaveTheWhales January 19, 2012 at 5:15 pm

And LSD. I suspect Huntsman would be in some trouble with the Prophet if he endorsed anyone but Willard.

OhNoGuy January 19, 2012 at 9:58 pm

Really, just because he has cute spawn doesn't mean he should be president. Like Willard, he grew up in the twin bubbles of wealth and Mormonism.

Mumbletypeg January 19, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Hedwig, there in the middle… looks stunning, has hardly aged a bit all these years..

smokefilledroommate January 19, 2012 at 2:25 pm

That's a total Hedwig wig.. wig wig.

Mumbletypeg January 19, 2012 at 2:44 pm

oh yes… I think I'm going to miss her most of all.

Baconzgood January 19, 2012 at 2:23 pm

I'd fuck em.

chicken_thief January 19, 2012 at 3:46 pm

On a scale of 1 to 10, what's the masturbation difficulty factor?

SayItWithWookies January 19, 2012 at 2:23 pm

That was amusing and entertaining — no wonder Huntsman dropped out, then — any candidate whose own daughters aren't Republican isn't fit to lead this great nation.

Negropolis January 20, 2012 at 1:19 am

Oh, they are very much Republicans. I imagine that they are in the same vein as Meghan McCain. You know, they are Republicans because they have rich parents, but don't care much about the social stuff, or either care about it enough to actually be socially liberal. If the older generation would allow them, we'd have Republicans like they used to be; you know, corporate cocksuckers that stayed out of other people's bedrooms.

johnnyzhivago January 19, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Very sassy!

Extemporanus January 19, 2012 at 2:24 pm

That moist sound you hear is Newt's left nut exploding all over fresh divorce papers.

OC_Surf_Serf January 19, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Cumming to FOX next season: Salt Lake Shore…

Ruhe January 19, 2012 at 2:26 pm

This shit is devastating. Shouldn't John get back in the race now?

hagajim January 19, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Definitely have the Mormon girl look down pat.

lefty74 January 19, 2012 at 2:27 pm

I hope these women have been properly instructed in the appropriate methodology of how to eat a banana at your desk. Lest they appear Bachmannesque. Break off a chunk. Do not eat the whole thing while scratching the back of your head.

SexySmurf January 19, 2012 at 2:29 pm

That's funny, they don't look Chinese.

ifthethunderdontgetya January 19, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Much better than FAUX and Friends, with Carlson, Doocy, and guy who's even dumber than Doocy.
~

Guppy January 19, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Who was the first person to think of substituting "faux" for "fox" and have they been thoroughly beaten for their heinous crime yet?

Biel_ze_Bubba January 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm

That was me. You got a problem with it?

Guppy January 19, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Well, have you?

Biel_ze_Bubba January 19, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Nope. Heinous Crimes 'R Us.

jus_wonderin January 19, 2012 at 2:31 pm

"I'm a little bit country."

"And I'm a little bit rock and roll."

Callyson January 19, 2012 at 2:31 pm

"If you were attacked by, say, a honey badger, would you be able to defend yourself"
"Why, of course I could: I'd pay that honey badger off and deduct the amount from my taxes as a business expense…"

OhNoGuy January 19, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Well, what if the honey badger didn't care, what if the honey badger didn't give a shit. What if the honey badger grabbed hold of your nuts and wouldn't let go? I'd like to see how you'd do during a debate or a news conference then.

(I'd stay behind the podium and try to smile a lot. By no means should you exercise your Second Amendment Rights. You could lose a lot more than your Freedoms.)

BaldarTFlagass January 19, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Pretty scrumptious indeed. I won't watch/listen, just in case they have Fran Drescher voices.

Texan_Bulldog January 19, 2012 at 2:37 pm

They don't. They speak and enunciate very well…thus my earlier post contrasting them with the princess of Wasilla. I think a uterus is the only thing they all have in common.

Negropolis January 20, 2012 at 1:26 am

Nah, they have proper Utahan accents, which is to say they really don't have an accent at all, and nice speaking tones.

MissTaken January 19, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Yay! A post we aren't ashamed to fap to!

Baconzgood January 19, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I find this easy to masterbate to.

Schmannnity January 19, 2012 at 2:38 pm

That reminds me, what happened to Cain's smoking man?

SayItWithWookies January 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm

He's been returned to the world from which he came — as an extra in the original version of The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3.

RavenRant January 19, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I can't believe some other campaign didn't snap him up. That dude was a political mastermind.

horsedreamer_1 January 22, 2012 at 10:30 am

He'll prolly come back to Sconsin to commit pro-Walker voter fraud & intimidation in the recall.

Radiotherapy January 19, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Huntsman Girls '12

Goonemeritus January 19, 2012 at 2:42 pm

I know his basic platform is largely indistinguishable from his running mates but I blame that on the party’s purity test. From what I have seen of the guy he appears to be thoughtful and smart. What I will never understand is why he would let that party and those candidates define his brand. The guy has all the money in the world a beautiful family and an honorable record of public service. Were I in that position I would sit this cycle out. The Republican base has been whipped up into a sub psychotic rage back away and let them figure it out on their own.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

What's an intelligent conservative to do? He's a man without a party, and the rest of the GOP's clown parade is an embarassment to the country. Maybe Obama will be able to put him to work, once the insanity of the election year subsides.

MiniMencken January 19, 2012 at 2:43 pm

What, do I have to be the one in this thread? O.K., O.K. "I would totally hit that (threesome)."

jus_wonderin January 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I am sure that would kill me, but…what a way to go.

Maman January 19, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Jon Huntsman might not get to be President, but he gets props for raising smart, funny daughters

LiveToServeYa January 19, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Your move, Sasha and Malia. Also, the Huntsman daughters will make great wives for some lucky man, someday.

MosesInvests January 19, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I see what you did, there.

Negropolis January 20, 2012 at 1:27 am

Very well played…

But, yeah, when does the youtube of Sasha, Malia & Co. doing the Beyonce "Single Ladies" routine in the Green Room leak? That's what all the kids are doing these days, right?

Allmighty_Manos January 19, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Just because I would tap your daughters doesn't mean you get my vote. Unless, I actually got to tap them. I'd even settle for just two.

meatlofer January 19, 2012 at 2:59 pm

How are they with llamas?

BZ1 January 19, 2012 at 3:00 pm

I'll miss them, the only fun in a depressing Repub race

thefrontpage January 19, 2012 at 3:00 pm

I once had a wild night of hard partying sexual activities with all three of the Huntsmen daughters–a foursome, yes–at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel Candidate's Suite, and I'm telling you, it was great. Those Huntsman girls like to party! They also like each other very much! They drank tequlia and Wild Turkey, and smoked some green, leafy substance–possibly pot–from a hookah all night long! And they insisted that the music be heavy metal and hard rock! I have five hours worth of video, if anyone wants to watch. It was great. I can't wait to see what's in store at the CPAC convention in February at the hotel!!

jus_wonderin January 19, 2012 at 3:07 pm

"Two doors down, they were laughin' and drinkin' and havin' a party……………"

Biel_ze_Bubba January 19, 2012 at 3:21 pm

You forgot the "Dear Penthouse," part.

Radiotherapy January 19, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Needs moar Dear Penthouse, Your not going to believe this, but…..

Baconzgood January 19, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I never thought something like this would happen to me.

thefrontpage January 19, 2012 at 3:34 pm

This actually happened! I have the video if you want to watch it! There's five hours' worth, but you'll probably be good watching just two hours.

Negropolis January 20, 2012 at 1:31 am

Gawker libel!

Mahousu January 19, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Who let Joe Biden on the Internet again?

Negropolis January 20, 2012 at 1:32 am

Al Gore, of course. Little known fact, ole Al never left the Navel Observatory. You just have to work around him, like Cheney did.

actor212 January 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Chief Korir? Is that you?

x111e7thst January 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Are these lovely ladies Mormonians like their dad? Because I would like to marry them.

Negropolis January 20, 2012 at 1:34 am

Yes, all of them, Katie.

TanzbodenKoenig January 19, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Needz moar posing in their sexy mormon-magic lingerie

GOPCrusher January 19, 2012 at 3:58 pm

And perhaps a tickle fight.

real_dc_native January 19, 2012 at 3:18 pm

We are lucky to live in this historic age where we can witness first hand the deconstruction and self inflicted destruction of a political party. Sigh, if there were only a viable party to fill the political vacuum.

BaldarTFlagass January 19, 2012 at 3:21 pm

How come is it when them mission Mormons come to my house trying to sell me on the magic underpants, I always get the geeky pimply-faced kids with the white shirts and skinny black ties, and no one even approaching looking like these Mormons. 'Taint fair, I tellz ya.

Baconzgood January 19, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Several years ago I was on vacation from work and the Mormons came to my door on a Wednesday. I had just made some lemon aid and invited them in for a nice cool glass. When they entered my house I closed the door and clicked the dead bolt and asked "how do they know what houses your at and when?". Needless to say they were pretty anxious to leave my house and didn't touch the lemon aid.

MissTaken January 19, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Needs moar Dear Penthouse, Your not going to believe this, but…..

BaldarTFlagass January 19, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Did they smell the bacon sizzling?

real_dc_native January 19, 2012 at 9:48 pm

I had some kind of missionaries show up at my door much too early on a Saturday morning. I welcomed them in and told them how happy I was that they were there. Then I went into the next room and grabbed a couple of random physics books (yes I'm THAT kind of nerd). I came back and asked them excitedly "Have you heard the good news about SCIENCE?" After some awkward silence, they left and I haven't been bothered since.

Gleem_McShineys January 19, 2012 at 3:22 pm

I kept waiting for the FOX-style upskirt shots. Purely for scientific research about magic underwear, of course.

Monsieur_Grumpe January 19, 2012 at 3:24 pm

I'm thinking 4-way, keep the wigs.

BornInATrailer January 19, 2012 at 3:31 pm

First Newt's open marriage request, now this. I'm up and down like Bob Dole or Jimmy Johnson.

Baconzgood January 19, 2012 at 3:33 pm

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!!!!!

mavenmaven January 19, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Foxes and Friends! These girls RULE. Can they be signed up for the Obama campaign?

actor212 January 19, 2012 at 3:40 pm

They can interview my bobblehead An. Nee. Time.

glasspusher January 19, 2012 at 5:15 pm

WIN

carlgt1 January 19, 2012 at 3:46 pm

awesome – and since they're Mormon I can safely fantasize about marrying all of them?

Biff January 19, 2012 at 8:17 pm

True sister-wives.

actor212 January 19, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I find it disturbing that a whip-smart and sassy bunch of commenters such as those at teh Wonkette would be so fixated on fapping.

Cuz I thought it was just me. And here I've been doing therapy for it.

TanzbodenKoenig January 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Iron sharpens iron, steel and sharpens steel, and fapping sharpens snark. You can't explain that!

real_dc_native January 19, 2012 at 9:52 pm

I know. I've been having trouble with that ad with the pitcher of ice tea. When I catch out of the corner of my I always think it's tits of a nice round ass. Then I realize what it is and think about how I'm a disturbed pervert or something. But reading the comments always makes me think that I might be normal.

SudsMcKenzie January 19, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Gahhh, and I just watched Meg's in a Mumu on MSNBC.

flamingpdog January 19, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I bet that made your plane crash.

SudsMcKenzie January 19, 2012 at 4:14 pm

wow, theres sooo many terrible things i could say, …

Like Mothra into the Pacific.

fuflans January 19, 2012 at 4:19 pm

i hope these girls read the wonkette.

ShaveTheWhales January 19, 2012 at 5:20 pm

"Decisive as always…". These girls bring the burn.

Neoyorquino January 19, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Is it wrong that I'm in love with them? 'Cause I'm in love with them.

BarackMyWorld January 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm

So hawt….want to touch the hiney…

TanzbodenKoenig January 19, 2012 at 7:57 pm

For reals. I haven't been this attracted to a wonkette post since mistress Benicasa last showered us with abuse/love

chascates January 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Still waiting on that porno tape to emerge featuring the Huntsman daughters and the Romney sons.

Harry_S_Truman January 19, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Oh, shit. Which one was Huntsman, again?

rocktonsam January 19, 2012 at 8:31 pm

seems kinda like "Vital Issues and Stuff" with Kelly Bundy, without the band.

they're moarman and rich.

cripes

gogoguerilla January 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Why is one of them wearing a Hedwig and the Angry Inch wig?

ttommyunger January 21, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Did not watch. I've had a lifetime of seeing gorgeous wimmins I'll never fuck.

Barb January 19, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Okay, by a show of hands, which of our male Wonkette friends would bone these gals and not care that they are Mormon?

smokefilledroommate January 19, 2012 at 2:26 pm

All of 'em, Barb.

Baconzgood January 19, 2012 at 2:26 pm

All at the same time?

(sheepishly puts up hand)

Extemporanus January 19, 2012 at 2:26 pm

I would bone the Moroni right outta them.

Ruhe January 19, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Hands not available yet. Give us a minute.

jus_wonderin January 19, 2012 at 2:27 pm

I have two hands up.

OC_Surf_Serf January 19, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Only if ya can figure out the Magic Underwear's damn release clips…

(and you thought fumbling with a bra was tough!)

LabRodent January 19, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Yep! Boneable indeed.

ph7 January 19, 2012 at 2:28 pm

It's very hard for the legions of Wonkteers to type a reply with their hands in the air (I'm dictating this response).

SorosBot January 19, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Oh definitely; I think there's not a straight man (or lesbian) here who wouldn't. And this post definitely helps get over the mental images of Gingrich sex from the last one.

Callyson January 19, 2012 at 2:32 pm

My guess: all of the straight ones. In a heartbeat.

UnholyMoses January 19, 2012 at 2:32 pm

**raises hand that's had a wedding ring removed from it in haste**

Especially the one all the way to the right. I wouldn't mind getting into her magic underwear.

Of course, the "blond" one isn't really blond (roots don't often lie), but that's okay …

MosesInvests January 19, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Rhetorical question, obvs.

MissTaken January 19, 2012 at 2:41 pm

I'm not a male, but my hand is raised.

LesBontemps January 19, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I'd hit that, and that, and that.

Toomush_Infer January 19, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Um, my wife and I do not have an open marriage, dammit…

Blueb4sunrise January 19, 2012 at 2:56 pm

What'd I miss????
Wuz napping.

elviouslyqueer January 19, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Well, I obviously wouldn't bone them. But hey, if they want me to come over, help do their hair and nails, fix some lovely Abuelita hot cocoa, and watch some shitty Judd Apatow movies, I suppose I could pry myself away from my hubs.

Steverino247 January 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm

I'd fantasize about it, but I'm no Newt.

However, my two sons (in the low 30's) are single, ladies. If you need some heroic jizz for them eggs…

TanzbodenKoenig January 19, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Already shaved my balls. Bring 'em on, Barb

Biel_ze_Bubba January 19, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Did you mean, "By a shower of hands"?

SudsMcKenzie January 19, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Are they Team Jacob or Edward?

Bonzos_Bed_Time January 19, 2012 at 10:03 pm

I'd play them like a nine-holed golf course.

smokefilledroommate January 19, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Eww.

Steverino247 January 19, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Or, as Olry Taitz might say:

"Wait! Let me feenish!"

Extemporanus January 19, 2012 at 2:31 pm

You misspelled dicktating.

jus_wonderin January 19, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Hey, we can last longer than that!!!

SorosBot January 19, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Hey now, I am also a redhead!

A redhead guy, but still a redhead.

flamingpdog January 19, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Ditto that about the being a redhead!

UnholyMoses January 19, 2012 at 2:47 pm

What's this "we" shit … ?

Wait. What?

SorosBot January 19, 2012 at 2:49 pm

And I and probably most of the other straight men here would love to see that.

Major Thom January 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm

What a lovely image that brings to mind.

Extemporanus January 19, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Totally, Soros.

Raised hands are HAWT!

Gleem_McShineys January 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Steverino247 January 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Now available for $29.95 on http://www.MissTaken.com...

Gleem_McShineys January 19, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Removing a wedding band? HELLO, THEY'RE MORMONS.

UnholyMoses January 19, 2012 at 3:11 pm

But I'm not! *

Well, not officially — my dad's side of the family all are, but he pretty much renounced it.

Guess that's the side effect of marrying an Irish Catholic (well, other than the rampant alcoholism and quick-fire tempers).

(* I'm also absurdly happily married to the most amazing woman EVAH! I mean, really — how many wives implore their hubbies to play video games and/or are stoked to watch football so they can learn more about it? Not sure what I did to deserve that woman, but … damn, I'm glad I did it.)

glasspusher January 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm

SorosBot,

I consider myself blond, but lately with the crew cut, people call me redhead.

Please advise…

MissTaken January 19, 2012 at 3:20 pm

How dare you contaminate this lovely post with images of Oily Taint.

Guppy January 19, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I meant the beating part.

Barb January 19, 2012 at 3:37 pm

I am happily married to the most amazing man EVAH! Your wife sounds like a doll, congratulations!

slowhansolo January 19, 2012 at 3:38 pm

That was my reaction, too. But then, I've got 63 percent of Newt's looks and .0024 percent of his money.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 19, 2012 at 3:38 pm

I know.

Barb January 19, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Oh dear, shorn testicles?

TanzbodenKoenig January 19, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Smooth as eggs. Ladies love it.

just wait until I get em tattooed like a globe of the world; thats going to be my new icebreaker at parties

Wadisay January 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Even the gay ones? (Or are the gay ones "all of them"?)

elviouslyqueer January 19, 2012 at 4:05 pm

*points downstream*

*offers you a cup of Abuelita hot cocoa*

smokefilledroommate January 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Sorry– "All of those that are heterosexual, Barb".

SorosBot January 19, 2012 at 4:10 pm

The shorn genitalia also mean that your partner, whatever your respective genders, doesn't have to worry about getting hair stuck in teeth.

biblioteq_tress January 20, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Won't the ice shrink them?

MissTaken January 19, 2012 at 4:12 pm

It's just common courtesy.

Guppy January 19, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Surprising. I would have expected self-flagellation.

Steverino247 January 19, 2012 at 5:23 pm

As many pardons as Mitt Romulan has dollars hidden in off-shore accounts!

real_dc_native January 19, 2012 at 9:43 pm

But who will fill the vacuum (already) left by the Democrats as they make that big step to the right?

Negropolis January 20, 2012 at 12:58 am

How ambitious! You are truly a go-get-her.

Negropolis January 20, 2012 at 12:59 am

The secret word is "green balloons."

Biel_ze_Bubba January 20, 2012 at 2:14 am

No shame down here. That's the way we roll.

biblioteq_tress January 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm

You could always ask her.

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