DIRTY REAL ESTATE DEALS  2:46 pm January 18, 2012

Everything About Rick Santorum Is Gross, Like His ‘Creamcup Trust’

by Wonkette Jr.

Santorum, Creamcup, Sack All DieToday’s Santorum scandal du jour — which means “a frothy mix, etc.,” in Santorum’s native language of Gay Obsessed — involves the various mansions he purchases through shady mortgages, in Virginia. But really, did he need to name his sketchy tax dodge “The Creamcup Trust,” and did he have to involve somebody named “James Sack”?

Rick Santorum is scheduled to win the South Carolina GOP primary as soon as he announces his plans to revoke the 13th, 15th and 19th amendments. So it is worthwhile to continue posting about his sleazebag real-estate scams, right?

Something called The Patch reports:

The Creamcup Trust took out a mortgage for $1.5 million from American Home Bank in Lancaster, PA. On the same day, the Santorums took out a mortgage for $200,000 in their own names from the same bank, according to county records. The two mortgages represent 85 percent of the sales price. The family repaid the $200,000 loan a year later, according to the records.

Now things get a little more complicated. In June 2009, the trust transferred ownership to the Santorums, so the home is now listed in the names of Richard and Karen Santorum.

In February 2010, the Santorums took out a $999,950 mortgage on the home that continued to carry the $1.5 million mortgage. That’s nearly $2.5 million in mortgages on a home that sold for $2 million.

And it continues like this, one sleazy insider deal after another, mortgages that wildly exceed the old inflated sales price of mansions now worth half that, etc. How many rimjobs behind the mortgage office is Santorum giving these banker buddies every time he cashes another dirty check from a Wall Street mortgage broker? [The Fairfax City Patch]

 
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Barb January 18, 2012 at 2:48 pm

More like "…creamcup trust with James' sack" Otherwise known as a "piggyback mortgage"

DahBoner January 18, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Those hackers love to play with sack!

YasserArraFeck January 18, 2012 at 4:46 pm

More like a bareback mortgage

Isyaignert January 18, 2012 at 9:19 pm

"I wish I could quit you," (Frothy the Santorum to the bankers).

Nostrildamus January 19, 2012 at 12:48 am

"… creamcup tryst with James' sack"

Fixed.

ttommyunger January 18, 2012 at 2:49 pm

"Everything About Rick Santorum Is Gross" And this is news because……?

MittBorg January 18, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Excellent question!

Texan_Bulldog January 18, 2012 at 2:50 pm

But he believes in Jeebus!!!!!!1!!!!!1!! People who believe in Jesus are not crooked, corrupt, hypocritical douche bags. Oh wait…

GOPCrusher January 18, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Jim Bakker approved of this message.

MosesInvests January 18, 2012 at 8:57 pm

As did Jimmy Swaggart.

AutomaticPilot January 18, 2012 at 9:12 pm

And Ted Haggard…

Negropolis January 19, 2012 at 12:14 am

And Bishop Eddie Long…

Ooo, this is fun.

prommie January 18, 2012 at 2:50 pm

By gently fondling this "Sack," Rick was able to fill his Creamcup to the brim.

Boojum_Reborn January 18, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Creamcup is the new frothy anus spread!

hagajim January 18, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Now with nutchunks!

emmelemm January 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Too far!

{who am I kidding, no such thing}

Dudleydidwrong January 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Needs no refrigeration; always easy spreading;

GOPCrusher January 18, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Comes in an aerosol can just like Cheez-Whiz!

dahBoner January 18, 2012 at 2:51 pm

iq test?

TanzbodenKoenig January 18, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Being so sick you have to shit and puke at the same time and you only have one bucket > Rick Santorum

BaldarTFlagass January 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm

That happened to me in Phuket, Thailand. Helpful hint, if this happens to you (in my case, too much Singha beer and Mekong whisky and spicy Thai food), take the lid off the toilet tank and sit backwards on the hopper.

TanzbodenKoenig January 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Damn McGuyver, I wish i'da known that trick back in my frat days

YasserArraFeck January 18, 2012 at 4:47 pm

oversharing, but inventive

Negropolis January 19, 2012 at 12:16 am

Those ladyboy diseases can be a bitch, huh?

prommie January 18, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Purchased a tract mansion in 2007, huh? Gee, its well known that was the best time to buy, prices were at their peak, and have fallen rapidly since. Wait, have I got that wrong?

DahBoner January 18, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Now is always the best time to buy to put a comission in my pocket!

ShaveTheWhales January 18, 2012 at 9:04 pm

You go with the mortgage scam you have, not with the mortgage scam you would have liked to have gotten a few years back.

BarackMyWorld January 18, 2012 at 2:52 pm
jus_wonderin January 18, 2012 at 3:01 pm

I wonder what he would do if I held up a sign at his rally…"Gays for Santorum".

Fare la Volpe January 18, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I had a buddy who showed up to a Huntsman rally with the sign:

"Will Sleep with Men for Huntsman Votes"

And damn if he didn't try his hardest.

emmelemm January 18, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Dang… that's a good one!

Negropolis January 19, 2012 at 12:17 am

Ha!

FNMA January 18, 2012 at 2:52 pm

You know, stuff like this happens and it makes think there really is a God and she has a very bent sense of humor.

MissTaken January 18, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Today we are all just Sack-filled Creamcups.

MittBorg January 18, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Or Cream-filled Sackcups.

DahBoner January 18, 2012 at 2:53 pm

SANTORUM IQ Test:

True or False: Cake is to Cupcake as Creampie is to Creamcup?

chicken_thief January 18, 2012 at 3:15 pm

He's still working on the Napkin vs Paper Towel Conundrum.

Goonemeritus January 18, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Try to deny that Welfare queens exist now!

Terry January 18, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I'm looking forward to the day when Rick Santorum is out of the public limelight and is mostly remembered as a punch line.

SorosBot January 18, 2012 at 3:15 pm

That was supposed to happen when we Pennsylvanians kicked him out in 2006.

Terry January 18, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Yeah, and like a bad penny, he keeps showing up.

Dudleydidwrong January 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Santorum always oozes out. Needs a big cork

BaldarTFlagass January 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm

I remember thinking the same thing about David Lee Roth back in about 1984, and my prayers were finally answered.

Swampgas_Man January 18, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Can we just punch him now, please?

Chillwillard January 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I think I'm ready for non-Santorum Wonkette posts now….blah out Santorum!

johnnymeatworth January 18, 2012 at 3:11 pm

So you're protesting the Santorum Online Parody Act, then?

bumfug January 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm

And then he bought a farm where he raised goatses.

MittBorg January 18, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Coming from someone with a nym like bumfug …

Fare la Volpe January 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm

With a nym like bumfug, it has to be good.

actor212 January 18, 2012 at 3:05 pm

*polite golf clap*

Nicely played!

Martini?

Toomush_Infer January 18, 2012 at 3:14 pm

believe those to be his children….from past pictures…

GOPCrusher January 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm

I like the cut of your jib, may I subscribe to your newsletter?

Buzz Feedback January 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm

The Santorum Creamcup Trust will replace the Twinkie in my household.

Schmannnity January 18, 2012 at 2:59 pm

How can they afford another house on Creamcup Lane when they already have that big place over on Scrotum Circle?

hagajim January 18, 2012 at 3:03 pm

You forgot the vacation house on assgoo lane.

jus_wonderin January 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm

They do have a country home on Road Hard and Put Up Wet Road.

Toomush_Infer January 18, 2012 at 3:15 pm

And the one on Anal Drive…

actor212 January 18, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Which has a beautiful view of the chateau on Mt. Smegma

Dudleydidwrong January 18, 2012 at 3:35 pm

This particular house backs onto Dick Alley

widestanceshakedown January 18, 2012 at 3:35 pm

it's just north of Whispering Taint.

trondant January 18, 2012 at 4:04 pm

That's just off Hershey Highway, right?

AutomaticPilot January 18, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Yeah, with parking in the rear.

Negropolis January 19, 2012 at 12:19 am

I hear that Creamcup Lane is actually a cul-de-sack.

Beowoof January 18, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Someone needs to hit Rick with a full sack of Santorum.

hagajim January 18, 2012 at 3:02 pm

one sleazy insider deal I suppose this sleazy deal came complete with Santorum?

edgydrifter January 18, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Santorum Creamcup: Worst Dessert Ever.

actor212 January 18, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Two Assholes, One Creamcup?

Baconzgood January 18, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Tee-Hee

"Creamcup. Sack. Santorum."

VinnyThePooh January 18, 2012 at 3:06 pm

The estate of Richard and Karen Santorum, aka The Cuckold's Nest.

Negropolis January 19, 2012 at 12:21 am

Nah, it's the Cock-hold's Nest.

HarryButtle January 18, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Wait…so you're saying that AFTER Dan Savage successfully turned the man's name into a synonym for frothy anal juice, he decided to name his trust fund "Creamcup?" Really?

spends2much January 18, 2012 at 3:08 pm

To be fair, who wants to buy a mansion with Santorum all over it?? No wonder their mortgages are underwater!

Baconzgood January 18, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Lancaster eh? They makes me some high quality furniture there. It's also a great place to play Baconz favorite game: I'm Mr. Punchy, Amish Country Edition.

HarryButtle January 18, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Careful, man, the Amish are goin' gangsta…cuttin' off people's beards n' shit. Next time you knock ol' Jebediah out of the carriage, he may just put a cap in yo ass!

Baconzgood January 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Ye English be rollin' with some hard core niggaz.

chicken_thief January 18, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Lancaster – home of the outlets!!! Geet on the bus, ma, weez agoin shoppin!!!

slowhansolo January 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm

There is no real difference between a pie crust filled with shoefly and one filled with santorum.

Swampgas_Man January 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

God help me, I actually LIVE here.

StarsUponThars January 18, 2012 at 3:10 pm

This shit writes itself.

LetUsBray January 18, 2012 at 3:21 pm

And Santorum is the ink.

SayItWithWookies January 18, 2012 at 3:10 pm

I'm sure Rick Santorum could easily have gotten a $2 million mortgage on his $175,000 salary without having to form a trust with some rich developer/loanshark — and then deliberately taken out more loans for more than the house was worth. Hell, isn't that exactly what he and the other right-wingers are alleging was going on all the time with poor homeowners who were taking out huge loans they couldn't afford, and whom they blame for destroying the economy?

Well they've finally got a solid example of the kind of thoughtless greed on the part of the consumer that they've been using as a bogeyman for the last three years. It's just too bad their sole example is one of their own, but that shouldn't stop them from blaming Rick for our fucked-up economy, right?

JustPixelz January 18, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Watch out Wonkette. It looks like the news already has snark baked in.

Negropolis January 19, 2012 at 12:23 am

It's a snark fruticake, if you will.

ClydeMydia January 18, 2012 at 3:14 pm

From public records:
10607 CREAMCUP LN,
GREAT FALLS, VA

Tax assessment 2011: $1,255,270

Purchased in 2007 for $2,000,000…………oops!!

tealsheart January 19, 2012 at 1:38 am

CreamCup and a great fall, damn Santorum, he is having my fantasy!

SorosBot January 18, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Well santorum creamcups are not exactly my fetish, but whatever works for you…

meatlofer January 18, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Chris Cristie- "Creamcup? Creamcup? Did somebody say Creamcup?"

MissTaken January 18, 2012 at 3:22 pm

"Santorum formed the Creamcup"

It really does write itself, doesn't it?

littlebigdaddy January 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm

I would say that even on SOPA day, Ricky continues to have a Google problem.

gullywompr January 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Creamcup is the new teabag.

elviouslyqueer January 18, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Dr_Zoidberg January 18, 2012 at 3:37 pm

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

tealsheart January 19, 2012 at 1:29 am

Exactly! Only not a little.

widestanceshakedown January 18, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Something smells fishy about this Santorum guy.

actor212 January 18, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Folks are fast, man. A Google search on "Creamcup" turned up the Zillow.com listing for the address at position seven.

By the end of the night, it'll be number two!

gullywompr January 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Bazinga.

OldRedneck January 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Why not the "Frothy Mix Trust?"

Inquiring minds want to know.

OneYieldRegular January 18, 2012 at 3:48 pm

If there's not some San Francisco dessert place already working on having a "Santorum Creamcup" on the menu by this evening, then they're all just sleeping on the job.

Negropolis January 19, 2012 at 12:27 am

I know, right? If they haven't put it on the menu, they can ship them all to Afganistan, and non one will have lost any.

Eve8Apples January 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm

SANTORUM/CAIN 2012 – Creamcups and pizzas for everyone!

KenLayIsAlive January 18, 2012 at 7:37 pm

That's just what this food stamp nation needs!

Eve8Apples January 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm

"In February 2010, the Santorums took out a $999,950 mortgage on the home that continued to carry the $1.5 million mortgage. That’s nearly $2.5 million in mortgages on a home that sold for $2 million."

Yip, sounds like he's the right guy to tackle the federal spending problem. "My house is worth 2 million so I will borrow 2.5 million against it." That is fiscal conservatism everyone can appreciate.

slowhansolo January 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Santorum? Creamcup? Sweater vests? Lancaster, Pa.? I just can't even believe this fucking guy.

DaRooster January 18, 2012 at 4:19 pm

"That’s nearly $2.5 million in mortgages on a home that sold for $2 million."

And I can't get a fucking refi?!

NYNYNYjr January 18, 2012 at 8:45 pm

You my friend, have not met Jack Sack. He gets things done.

Gl████Mc██████ January 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Sack, Creamcup, Santorum.
The internet doesn't need censoring, reality does.

poorgradstudent January 18, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Eeeew, won't somebody please think of the children?

anteater January 18, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Creamcup Lane?
For reals?
Candlestick Park I get, but this?

DemonicRage January 18, 2012 at 4:51 pm

You know, if somehow bizarrely, he was ever elected, his first Executive Act would be to rename the country Creamcup Nation, and instead of Amurkins, we'd all be 'lil Creamers."

reliefsinn January 18, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Please don't start suggesting that we could ever have a Pres. Santorum, and what his first Executive Act would be, please. There aren't enough drugs.

tealsheart January 19, 2012 at 1:32 am

I cream, you cream, we all cream for Santorum.

An_Outhouse January 18, 2012 at 5:02 pm

He formed a Cream Cup with whose sack?

owhatever January 18, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Ruckin' flipbergastin' turklemurt!!

BZ1 January 18, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Santorum is a sleeze, this is news??

Chet Kincaid January 18, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Does this "Sack" have a pudding-cup beard?

Chet Kincaid January 18, 2012 at 6:04 pm

It's creamy! It's chocolate-y! You're both right!

KenLayIsAlive January 18, 2012 at 7:32 pm

That ain't chocolate, Chet.

Negropolis January 19, 2012 at 12:20 am

You got your Santorum in my creamcup! No, you got your creamcup in my Santorum!

BS4Dummies January 18, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Creamcup Trust/ James Sack
Angel of Adoption award for Jerry Sandusky, gay obsession. I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

Dashboard Buddha January 18, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Santorum formed the Creamcup Trust with James Sack

People against SOPA broke the Senate's servers with so many emails…

Barry showed some sack on the pipline…

Could today get any better??

MinAgain January 18, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Creamcup. Really.

So, do Teh Gays know they have a new word just waiting to be assigned a perverse sexual meaning?

Barrelhse January 18, 2012 at 7:40 pm

I kind of found my sweater vest comfortable, but I had to toss it. I'll never wear one again.

Isyaignert January 18, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Good choice. Sweater vest = instant dork.

C_R_████████████e January 18, 2012 at 8:04 pm

And Reality kicks the shit out of Satire yet again.

Warpde January 18, 2012 at 11:53 pm

That's why the only form of Birth Control Sanny agrees with is swallowing.
Does his wife know he's been getting cream from a sack?

tealsheart January 19, 2012 at 1:31 am

I wonder how many sips are in a creamCup…

tealsheart January 19, 2012 at 1:46 am

Santorum + Sack = Creamcup
Rick + James = SuperFreak

DaRooster January 18, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Hey Man, I mentioned I used to be a felon…

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