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The New Republic unleashed a new selection of newsletters Tuesday allegedly penned by Republican candidate Ron Paul, and they are just as bad (or maybe worse!) than the first. The congressman recently said of the first batch that “only 8 to 10 sentences” contained “bad stuff.” Not true, but if it were, he’d have a hard time keeping to that estimate with this batch, in which entire paragraphs can be written off as verbal diarrhea of the most racist, sexist and otherwise close-minded variety. If there’s any question as to who authored the stuff, Paul could just come out and say so. As it stands, most are under the impression that either Paul, or his former chief of staff Lew Rockwell masquerading as Paul, is the author. Paul may want America to be free, but the “America” he is/was speaking of is very small, very white, and needs to see a psychiatrist.

Some “highlights” from the current crop:

  • A segment called “Race War?” from the June 1990 issue of Political Report warns that a race war might be imminent due to “the victimization mentality created by the civil rights movement, where every black failure is a white crime. If there is indeed this sort of trouble ahead, it is just another reason why every honest American should be armed.”
  • “Today, gangs of young blacks bust into a bank lobby firing rounds at the ceiling…We don’t think a child of 13 should be held as responsible as a man of 23. That’s true for most people, but black males age 13 who have been raised on the streets and who have joined criminal gangs are as big, strong, tough, scary and culpable as any adult, and should be treated as such” — a riff on bank robberies from the September 1992 issue of Survival Report.
  • “Were there, as some people now say, two bombs that went off in the building? And might the government have the wrong man? Who doubts the possibility that the government – which lied about Waco and Ruby Ridge – may also be covering up true information and planting false information about the Oklahoma bombing?” — a conspiracy theory on the Oklahoma City bombing from the September 1996 Survival Report.
  • “Any organization hated by the IRS and the Trilaterialist Time magazine has got to have something going for it!” — a defense of the Church of Scientology in the June 1991 issue of the Political Report.
  • “AIDS can be transmitted through means other than sexual intercourse and blood transfusion, specifically saliva, tears, sweat, feces and urine” — from the March 1987 edition of the Investment Report. In the same document, the author also called for the repeal of “federal laws which force schools to accept students known to carry a fatal, communicable disease, and businesses to employ adult victims as ‘handicapped.’”
  • “[Magic] Johnson may be a sports star, but he is dying because he violated moral laws” — from the December 1991 issue of Political Report.
  • “[T]he criminal ‘Justice’ Department wants to force dentists to treat these Darth Vader types under the vicious Americans With Disabilities Act” — a proclamation that AIDS patients (“Darth Vader types”) should not be allowed to visit the dentist, in the November 1993 issue of the Political Report. The author also adds, “[W]e all have the right to discriminate, which is what freedom of association is all about, especially against killers.”

Lots more (with links to the offending newsletters) here, unfortunately. [The New Republic]

About the author

Liz is a writer. She has written for this site, evidently, and also The Awl, The San Francisco Chronicle, NPR, The Economist and others. She is the author of a short story collection, Cover Story.

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  • Barb

    This is a-PUAL-ling.

    • savethispatient

      Yes, lets hope his opinions have [EVOL]-ved since then.

    • http://wonkette.com Chillwillard

      It gives his supporters Ron Paulsy!

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Is that anything like cerebral paul-sy?

        • http://wonkette.com Chillwillard

          Ron Paulsy only affects the parts of the brain that allow you to think critically and independently.

    • CommieLibunatic

      It's threads like this that make me lament the absence of a down-fist button.

  • Dr_Zoidberg

    Yeah, Ron Paul! Keep those AIDS people from sweating all over your race war while on your way to the Scientology center!

  • Major Thom

    The nut doesn't fall far from the (John) birch tree.

  • i_AM_ready

    Karma's a bitch. Write a ton of hateful, racist crap, and 20 years later your eyebrows fall off.

    • Limeylizzie

      Love you.

    • Baconzgood

      Well played!

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Win!

    • Toomush_Infer

      In this case, karma's a birch…

    • Dr_Zoidberg

      Oh, that explains why I have no eyebrows….

  • BaldarTFlagass

    “only 8 to 10 sentences” contained “bad stuff.”

    Misquote. He actually said "8 to the 10th."

    • johnnymeatworth

      “only 8 to 10 sentences” = "only 80 sentences." Fixed!

    • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

      Also wrong. "8 2 10 sentences."

    • Guppy

      8 in 10, i.e. 80%

    • real_dc_native

      They said there would be no math.

  • ElPinche

    This explains the fake eyebrows. All those times putting on and taking off that dang klan sheet puts the wear on a lil racist's eye whiskers.

  • memzilla

    Of course, this treasure trove of racism, homophobia, and wingtardity can only mean that Ron Paul will get more GOP votes in South Cackalacky.

    • http://wonkette.com BelleSC

      I am so very sad to admit that this may be correct.

  • LesBontemps

    Crazy old coot is crazy.

  • Goonemeritus

    The author also adds, “[W]e all have the right to discriminate, which is what freedom of association is all about”

    I certainly agree I for one choose not drink from the same water fountain as Paultards.

    • MzNicky

      And if they're on the bus, you certainly want to take a seat in the back. The far, far away back.

      • Negropolis

        Actually, on second thought, don't get on that bus. For the love of god, stay off that fuckin' bus.

  • OneYieldRegular

    I'm going to have to totally revise my notion of reincarnation, as the current model doesn't fully explain what Strom Thurmond is doing in Ron Paul's body.

  • SorosBot

    How dare you assert than Ron Paul wrote, supported, or even knew about the existence of the racist, homophobic and just plain crazy columns printed under his name in the Ron Paul political report!

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Negligently_Joe

      I'm sure it's just that it was secretly his long-time chief of staff, and that he's merely so incompetant at vetting, overseeing, and, you know, leading his employees of a podunk newsletter press that he kept the guy around for a few decades!

      Oh, and that he's totally still a racist homophobe conspiracy nut either way. I mean, he didn't publicly defend this shit for a decade by accident, after all.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "his former chief of staff Lew Rockwell masquerading as Paul, is the author."

    Lew Rockwell? Or perhaps… George Lincoln Rockwell?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      That would be just too perfect. Sadly, they aren't even from the same state.

      • paris biltong

        Or the same seed?

    • Negropolis

      I'll tell you what, it sure wasn't Norman Rockwell.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I'm just waiting for Ron Paul to allege that this is a plot by the Jews to smear him.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Led by the Bildebergs.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      3…2…

    • SorosBot

      The same who were really behind 9/11, and apparently Oklahoma City?

    • PsycWench

      with santorum??

    • Loaded_Pants

      You mean the same ones who own the media that's ignoring him?

  • Serolf_Divad

    Here's a scary thought: Ron Paul's defenders justify these racist newsletter by claiming that Paul was merely trying to bring rednecks into the Libertarian movement. I'm not sure how succesful he was, but I do know that Paul has succeeded in bringing a bunch of neo-hippies into his movement by advocating drug legalization and opposing foreign wars.

    So yeah, I'm speaking to you, Ron Paul loving hipster stoner: you're being played for votes the same way Paul went after redneck skinheads.

    • http://wonkette.com Chillwillard

      Redneck Skinheads to Hipsters:

      "Whatever. We were Paultards before you were even born."

    • GOPCrusher

      Probably even promised them free PBR.

    • Loaded_Pants

      Well, to be fair, many of those neo-hippies were probably just little babes when these newsletters were printed & are still too idealistic to realize that there are some cynical candidates who will play them to get votes.
      These are the same people who think, as they endlessly & repetitively remind us, that Ron Paul "challenges the status quo".

      Don't stop believin', I guess.

      • GOPCrusher

        They're the same stupid assholes that when you point out that anyone that has been re-elected 12 times to go to Washington, is in fact part of the government that they hate, respond that he's fighting it from the inside.
        Yep, the Congressional Record is chock full of Paul victories.

        • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Negligently_Joe

          Yep, the Congressional Record is chock full of Paul victories.

          OH GOD HE'S A RIGHT-WING KUCHINICH THEY EVEN LOOK THE SAME

          …well, at least Kuchinich has a hot wife.

  • Baconzgood

    “[T]he criminal ‘Justice’ Department wants to force dentists to treat these Darth Vader types under the vicious Americans With Disabilities Act”

    The plaque is strong in this one.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      "I've got Jew now"

    • Chichikovovich

      That's not all the Justice Department is doing with dentists Ron. And since you're sitting there,I just want you to answer one question: Is it safe?

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Olivier for the win.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Dentistry is theft, after all

        • LesBontemps

          Yeah, but orhtodontia is grand larceny.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            A cleaning is a misdemeanor.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Don't even get him started on fluoride.

  • BarackMyWorld

    The congressman recently said of the first batch that “only 8 to 10 sentences” contained “bad stuff.”

    Keep in mind, that's 8 to 10 sentences on Ron Paul's scale of "bad stuff." That's like a completely different meter of bad than normal humans use.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Let's say "10." In some religions, that's a whole book of commandments.

  • nounverb911

    "A segment called “Race War?” from the June 1990"
    Newt seems to be carrying on in Paul's footsteps nicely.

  • CliveWarren

    Do you remember when Randy Marsh got that Wheel of Fortune answer horribly wrong? This fucker would have yelped out the same answer with twice the gusto when there was nothing but N_ _ _ _ _ _ on the board…

  • Baconzgood

    AIDS eh? DIDN'T THIS GUY GO TO A MED SCHOOL? I KNOW HE ISN'T A "REAL" DOCTOR (NOT LIKE DR. NICK), BUT STILL HE HAD TO HAVE SOME MEDICAL TRAINING.

    • mavenmaven

      He went to Med School in the days when it was easy for a nice white person to get in, since they excluded Jews and other minorities in those days (and Asians didn't exist yet). And he's an obstetrician.

      • Chichikovovich

        Very true. If you look at the list of alumni of the non-quota-using University of Michigan from the 1930s/1940s/1950s you find a lot of very impressive out of state people. And you notice some patterns in those out-of-state people: Arthur Miller, James Earl Jones,….

        Who would have guessed that if you seek to recruit the most talented of two huge pools of students and your competitors significantly restrict admission to those same pools, you will end up with some very remarkable students.

    • PsycWench

      Well, there was a physician in 1851 who wrote at length about how "Negro slaves" were happiest when treated like children. When they tried to escape it was usually due to a mental illness caused by treating them as your equals.

      I think Ron Paul may have had this guy as a med school professor.

      • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Negligently_Joe

        Ah yes, good ol' Drapetomania: a mental illness common amongst slaves, which caused them to compulsively attempt to flee captivity. Weird, right?

      • TheLifeSilica

        Don't worry, this is alive and well. I'm an expat worker in a delightful Middle Eastern country that shall remain nameless, and they loves them some cheap in-home labor here.

        One of my coworkers was having (legitimate) problems with his maid, and went back to the agency from which he hired her.

        "She's lying to us about a few things and demanding a raise, even though we're paying her twice the usual amount."

        The response he got:

        "Ah, you see, sir, that is your problem. You are treating her too nicely. Lock her in her room and feed her only rice. You can't treat them as family."

        Yay!

    • Guppy

      Certified by Rand Paul.

  • nounverb911

    Magic Johnson to Ron Paul: "Guess who's going to get the last laugh old man."

    • GOPCrusher

      Yeah. I guess no one took the time to tell Magic that he's dead.

  • elviouslyqueer

    It also advertised a book, Big Sister is Watching You, which “tells the true and horrifying story of the witch-lesbo-feminists who are running America.”

    I knew it! Oprah is the new Bilderberg Group!

    • not that Dewey

      Are Neve Campbell and Alyssa Milano running America now? Hawt.

      • Loaded_Pants

        Given the amount of craziness among the GOP, I'd say it's Fairuza Balk running America.

        "I drink of my sisters, and I take into myself… all the power of Manon."

    • Callyson

      Running America–if only. I wish one or ten of those witch-lesbo-feminists would go medieval on the Paultards…

    • Loaded_Pants

      Was that ghost-written by Pat Robertson?

  • Texan_Bulldog

    I assume Ron figured he'd never get the blah vote anyway, right? Some of this stuff makes Newtie sound multicultural.

    • Loaded_Pants

      Newt would put the blah kids to work. Ron Paul wouldn't even try to bother, recognizing their inherent laziness & necessity for a life of crime. The toilets wouldn't get clean & cleaning supplies would just go missing.

  • tihond

    "Race war?" So Ron Paul is Eric Cartman after lap band surgery?

  • Baconzgood

    Ron Paul Newsletters o' bigotry: The gift that keeps on giving.

  • Extemporanus

    Yet another innocent little case of the invisible left hand not knowing what the invisible right hand was doing.

  • jodyleek

    Uh yeah, "Doctor" Paul? Charlie Manson called and he wants his thunder back.

    • Loaded_Pants

      Paul/Manson 2016! The too old & crazy ticket!

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    So much for RON PAUL = UNPOLAR (see what I did there?)

    • http://wonkette.com smokefillednewyear

      Ron Paul = Lunar Op

    • LesBontemps

      RON PAUL = PORNULA?
      RON PAUL = PROLUNA?
      RON PAUL = ORALPUN?

      • GOPCrusher

        Pornula? A vampire with a 12 inch penis?

        • LesBontemps

          I was thinking high-concept 70s porno, would have come out right after "Blacula."

  • CountryClubJihadi

    Sounds like someone might be getting a golden shower by a gun-toting 13 year old with a toof-ache.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Well, other than the Scientology paragraph, I don't see much difference between what went out under Paul's name and an average hour of FOX News today. He was prescient.

    Heck, post most of those paragraphs on NRO, and you would be hard press to tell they are twenty year old Conservative rants, and not from last week.

  • Baconzgood

    Even though he's an ass hole, I can still be cool with that whole blimp thingy right?

    • MzNicky

      No. I'm sorry, but this much bullshittitude cancels the blimp rides.

      • Fare la Volpe

        "Uncle Ronnie's got a blimp for you to ride…"

        • jus_wonderin

          "Oh, the huge man in me!!!"

    • NYNYNYjr

      He's ruined blimps for everyone.
      Why doesn't someone interview this Lew Rockwell guy? What does he say?

  • chicken_thief

    “[Magic] Johnson may be a sports star, but he is dying because he violated moral laws” — from the December 1991 issue of Political Report.

    The good Lawd is sure taking his time with this one – over 20 yrs later and Earvin still looking good and will probably outlive us all.

    • GOPCrusher

      That and he has so much money, he could probably buy his own fleet of blimps.

  • iburl

    This stuff is so old, it's from a time when most Ron Paul voters hadn't even learned to use all-caps and call people "SHEEPLE!" yet.

    • zappadoo76

      WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

  • Fare la Volpe

    Oh, Grandpa!

  • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

    "the “America” he is/was speaking of is very small, very white, and needs to see a psychiatrist."

    Heyyy, stop making fun of me!

  • Arken

    So Ronulans and Scientologists are basically the same people. Not really surprising.

  • Fare la Volpe

    These should be compiled into a YouTube video called "Shit Libertarians Say."

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      That's the joke – the very silly philosophy of Libertarianism is far from what Paul has been promoting.

  • StarsUponThars

    "We all have the right to discriminate …" Free at last, huh Ron? I'm exercising my right to say that Ron Paul is a foul shriveled bowel impaction festering in the poop chute of America.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Wait a minute, Time Magazine is Trilateralist? I thought it just sucked.

    • Generation[redacted]

      It sucks three ways to Sunday, trilaterally.

    • Chichikovovich

      It sucks in three dimensions.

    • OneYieldRegular

      It has its news side, its popular culture side, and, as its very, very long hypotenuse, its sucky side.

  • teebob2000

    "they are just as bad as (or maybe worse than!) the first."

    /fixed

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I wonder if the dude on the left side of that picture thinks he is going to score with the chick on the right side of the picture.

    • Blueb4sunrise

      Who, or what, is BEHIND the dude on the left?

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Magic Johnson?

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        That's Al, from Police Squad. He must be Paul's security detail

  • Baconzgood

    The "vicious" ADA. "VICIOUS" ADA? Man this guy is fucking riding the crazy hovercraft into crazy town on un-leaded crazy gas.

    • Chichikovovich

      Paul was writing quickly and forgot to capitalize the "v". Congress doesn't want people to know this, so it's hardly talked about, but after passing the ADA, they found that most people with disabilities were being accommodated, but aggressive, hostile, violent people with disabilities were still being excluded. So they had to pass the Vicious Americans With Disabilites Act (VADA).

      I can see Paul's point on the dentist's behalf here – who wants to stick their hand in the mouth of a human pitbull?

  • fuflans

    dr paul may be hating on blacks, gays, the feds and darth vaders, but he sure as shit knows not to mess with scientologists.

  • GhostBuggy

    Criticizing Ron Paul for being a vicious racist is just what XENU WANTS YOU TO DO.

  • MzNicky

    Yeah, so? What's the problem, all y'all whiny-ass libtards? This is the sort of stuff we in the glorious border state of Tennessee hear every day from our esteemed leaders. Wussies!

  • widestanceshakedown

    I'm beginning to wonder if this guy is mentally stable.

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      I was wondering how he gets re-elected. Then again a.) I don't know much about the district he represents; b.) he is charismatic, which goes a long way for crazee-'muricans.

      • nounverb911

        Well for a start , the people that elect him are Texans. Nuff said.

        • widestanceshakedown

          Thank you, I was just about to add simply, "Texas."

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

        Any fool can get elected to the U.S. House, but the fools among them don't usually make it to wider office outside of their comfy petri dishes of insanity/districts. Yet the eternal struggle to do just that provides endless entertainment (see Paul, Bachmann, Kucinich, etc.).

        • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

          Thank you CK. I was starting to think I was barking up the wrong low-hanging fruit tree.

      • Negropolis

        Of all the adjectives I've ever heard to describe him "charismatic" has not been among them. He's easily one of the most awkward humans you'll find, even just how he stands.

        • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumblety██

          I'm sure there's always a better way to parse it than my mumbletythoughts. The Ron Paul "mystique" or the "je ne sais quoi," whatevs. Most REpublicans I agree do not fall under "charismatic" to my thinking, as they are mostly bland or beige when they're not bloviating. Paul stands apart in his unconventionality, for one. Perhaps 'charismatic' is being too kind. There are numerous examples of past leaders and public figures who exuded a magnetic appeal despite being homely or awkward or ungainly by usual charm-school standards. I'd have called those charismatic operatives then, like unto your 'anti-hero' of literature, but now when regarding a fan base like Paul's (admittedly something I have yet to fathom as I was not reading wonkette nor much else about the whole Paultard/ reLOVEution, etc. when it's been referenced) I realize that the more transparently cult-personalities like Paul betray their machination devices and reveal handlers' aplenty at the wheel, the less people see through the facade in fact he reaps more followers than ever. Whether this speaks to his mastermind ability to manipulate or people are just more tool-like and gullible today than ever before, is beyond me.

  • Generation[redacted]

    Just when Romney thought he had the South Carolina primary wrapped up, Ron Paul pulls out his secret weapon.

  • PhilippePetain

    My father was a Bircher. This is all exactly what those guys would say about each and ever one of these issues. Verbatim.

    • Chichikovovich

      That would explain why his son grew up to lead the fascist Vichy régime…

    • Fare la Volpe

      I'd be fascinated to hear more stories. Were you not allowed to drink tap water because the communists were sapping your precious bodily fluids?

      • PhilippePetain

        You laugh, but I knew what fluoridation was by the time I was eight or nine!

    • spinozasgod

      how did you escape the dark side?

      • PhilippePetain

        I bought my freedom with gold bars.

  • http://wonkette.com smokefillednewyear

    Wow… that's some hatred, yo.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    You know who else warned us of the upcoming race war?

    • http://wonkette.com smokefillednewyear

      Manson.

    • nounverb911

      Secretariat?

    • widestanceshakedown

      Ru Paul?

      • Loaded_Pants

        Her character "Rachel Tension" in "Too Wong Foo…" was supposed to start it! What with that Confederate flag-inspired dress! If that wasn't a sign of the coming Race War, I don't know what was!

    • Nothingisamiss

      Paul Harvey?

    • SayItWithWookies

      The IndyCar League?

      • Chichikovovich

        Yeah, the whole Nascar vs. Indy thing is getting nasty.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      That guy that wrote The Turner Diaries?

    • Generation[redacted]

      The Beatles on their White Album? Oh nevermind, that was just a scratchy record. The CD remaster is much more clear.

      • http://wonkette.com Chillwillard

        Hipster Libel!

    • widestanceshakedown

      Glenn Beck (while he was raping and murdering that girl)?

    • SorosBot

      Magneto?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      Racer X?

    • spinozasgod

      my mom..no really I've been hearing about it since I was a kid….

      • Loaded_Pants

        Did your mom ever met my Uncle Benjamin who preached at a Klan-affiliated church?

    • horsedreamer_1

      Ben Johnson?

  • meatlofer

    Everybody knows Magic got aids from backing into Isiah Thomas. It was just a hazard of the job!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      You try dragging Laimbeer up and down the court for forty eight minutes!

      • GOPCrusher

        Rick Mahorn. Laimbeer was too lazy to go run down to the offensive end of the court.

  • Mahousu

    Considering that 20 years later, Magic Johnson is still very much alive, I guess the "moral laws" he violated weren't that serious.

    • CapnFatback
      • Loaded_Pants

        That show was truly horrible.

    • real_dc_native

      If violating "moral laws" is life-threatening then why are Newt and Rupert Murdoch still alive?

      • horsedreamer_1

        I would like to think, when the end comes for Cheney & Ailes, it will be 60-pounds-of-feces-impacted-in-the-colon-like-John-Wayne gruesome. Ditto Gingrich & Murdoch.

    • Loaded_Pants

      Not to mention that there are some people who became HIV+ in the mid-1980s who are still alive & have outlived various religious leaders/televangelists who said that AIDS was a punishment from God & that those who violated "moral laws" would be dead soon.
      God truly works in mysteriously (or, more accurately, "made up") ways.

  • fuflans

    i think matt and trey should write a dr. paul musical.

  • owhatever

    The liberal media lies about this. Neither I nor anyone affiliated with my campaign have ever seen those words. They just appeared out of nowhere. I mean, do you actually defend the Trilateralist Illuminati and roaming black gangs of bank robbers like Magic Johnson?

    • Generation[redacted]

      I tried to warn the people, but I was overpowered by black children.

  • http://wonkette.com Chillwillard

    Also, from the Newsletters…."Gandalf hated those helpless fucking Hobbits."

    • Generation[redacted]

      Sauron ran a very successful private equity firm, until those pinkos from Rivendell taxed and regulated him out of business.

      • CapnFatback

        A(ragorn) is A(ragorn)!

    • widestanceshakedown

      I mean, really, why else would their creator have made them eye-level with my asshole?

    • CapnFatback

      If that was in the newsletters, it was plagiarized. It's originally from The Misty Mountainhead.

    • Negropolis

      LOL! I read "Gandalf" as "Ghaddfi".

  • paris biltong

    Whatever he may advocate that "sounds" good – from legalizing drugs to ending wars – is rendered completely meaningless by these other inane ideas. Mussolini also made trains run on time.

    • real_dc_native

      And Hitler built a great highway system!

    • Generation[redacted]

      Every time the train is late, I will ponder on that and realize, I'm really not *that* eager to get to work.

      • Negropolis

        Only slightly related, but Detroit bus system is in shambles, and it's been a huge issue there in the last few months. So, one of the dailies interviewed riders at random bus stops, and I swear that they asked someone how the current mayor was running the buses, and one of the interviewed replied "At least Kwame made the buses run on time." I laughed all day. Detroiters, you so crazy.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    I'm starting to wonder if Edwards' "Two Americas" assessment isn't ripe for updating based on the multiple manifestations of schiz-O found in the array of voices of these self-denoting "Republican"s.

  • CapnFatback

    a proclamation that AIDS patients (“Darth Vader types”) should not be allowed to visit the dentist

    MEEE-OWWW! Sounds like someone's mad because his light saber didn't quite measure up.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    He's a charmer. The question is what it says about the people of Katy, TX that keep electing the freak.

    • Generation[redacted]

      You live in Katy, TX for a few years, see if you're still thinking rationally then.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      All of them? Katy?

  • MzNicky

    Ron Paul … Ron Paul … I keep getting him mixed up with that other little old crazy fella who ran for president, whatshisname, Ross Perot, that's it. Hey, wait a minute — Same approximate height and weight, same crazy libertarian screwball ideas, same bigoted perspective — same initials! — OhMyGod!

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

      I don't recall Ross Perot being a bigot. In fact, Ross Perot is probably closer to what all the hipsters want Ron Paul to be than Paul actually is.

      • MzNicky

        Seems like I recall some unfortunate word choices from Perot, along the lines of telling black audiences about "your people." Maybe I'm wrong. It's happened before.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

          Oh Jeez, I forgot about that whole NAACP thing. But I don't find anything Perot said then as offensive as everything Newt says whenever he opens his fat face, or the shit Paul put in his newsletter. At least Perot had the guts to get in front of the NAACP and make an ass of himself – which none of the current Republican candidates would dare do.
          http://articles.latimes.com/1992-07-12/news/mn-42

  • MzNicky

    “[Magic] Johnson may be a sports star, but he is dying because he violated moral laws” — from the December 1991 issue of Political Report.

    And yet Newt Gingrich still roams the earth.

  • Dudleydidwrong

    Reading that shit makes one wish for some way to fumigate this poor abused computer–and my foggy brain along with it. What a turd. Ronny, go away. Just go away.

  • CapnFatback

    I think I finally have figure out why Paultards spell "love" backward. It's gotta be an upside-down cross sort of thing.

  • Chichikovovich

    Any organization hated by the IRS and the Trilaterialist Time magazine has got to have something going for it!”

    And any organization endorsed by Ron Paul and Tom Cruise must really suck.

  • James Michael Curley

    Hey Ron!
    The crazy grandpa meme is not working Hitler had no children.

  • ttommyunger

    Paul doesn't bother me, he's just another nut on the tree. What bothers me is that there are literally thousands, maybe millions of voting Americans who want him and his idiot son to make law and implement National Policy. That is scary, truly scary.

    • real_dc_native

      What bothers me is that any of these five dingbats have gotten this far. If any of them are elected I'm moving to another country.

      • ttommyunger

        Great to have that option. I'm stuck here so long I'm married.

    • Loaded_Pants

      It didn't surprise me when his spawn, Rand, won in KY. Active KY voters seem to be masochists.
      True story: Middlesboro, KY (a small town I'm familiar with because my family shopped/did business there when I was kid & my half brother still lives there) had a devastating flood last year. Randy boy visited it after the flood. I was thinking: Why the fuck is Rand showing up? He'd deny these people who lost homes & businesses the federal & state funds that could help them. Basically, he didn't really give a fuck. Just makes for a few good photo-ops to imply that he cares. But he doesn't. Fuck him and his daddy.

      • ttommyunger

        The prick doesn't fall far from the dick.

  • prommie

    Doctor Paul has a Phd. in racism.

  • Come here a minute

    Update that quote about two bombs at OK City and it could have been written in the past decade about WTC7. Never forget! (to find a conspiracy)

  • mavenmaven

    He's a sick little fascist wannabee and his followers are even worse. His doing this well in this day and age is a stain upon America.

  • CommieLibunatic

    That part about how black kids are as strong and fierce as white adults sounds suspiciously like something I heard about black workers around the turn of the 20th Century. Something about how a "cocaine-crazed negro" was so amped and enraged that (universally white) police were requesting bigger guns to take them down.

    I can't wait for that nugget to be recycled for modern consumption.

  • MissTaken

    Why does someone who so obviously hates Americans want to be POTUS?

    • SorosBot

      Now, he only hates Americans who aren't white, who are openly gay, who aren't Christian, and who have a vagina. Just them!

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    The New Republic unleashed…

    Don't look for similar efforts by The Neocon Republican against any other goopers.

    Their worst nightmare is a candidate for President doesn't want to blow up all the Ay-rabs. Luckily for Marty Peretz and company, this is Sparta America, and there's no danger of that happening.
    ~

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Magic Johnson is universally beloved, wealthy, creates businesses in minority communities, got to fuck all the women he wanted to, and is the picture of HIV-positive health with no death sentence in sight. Where is your God now, Tim Tebow?

    • sunmusing

      Isn't Timmy a VIRGIN? Can you catch something from fapping? Oh oh.

      • MissTaken

        Blindness.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

        Timmy doesn't fap! He competes VERY, VERY HARD. It is the source of his strength!

  • Generation[redacted]

    Magic Johnson violated moral laws, and the laws of gravity. Swoosh!

    • Baconzgood

      I don't care how many moral laws he violated. You know how many chicks he banged? Man I'm impressed he could find time to play 45 min on the court.

      • MissTaken

        Speaking of players who banged, banged, banged I share my birthday with Wilt Chamberlain.

        And Kim Cattrell. I obviously have some very large shoes to fill.

        • Baconzgood

          It's not the shoes that need fillin'

          HEEEEEYOOOOOOOOO

      • Generation[redacted]

        It's true. The rest of us can only dream about violating moral laws like that.

  • rickmaci

    Wrong Paul.

  • MissTaken

    But he's so adorable when he gets all racisty, sexisty, and bigotedy!

  • Extemporanus

    In Dr. Paul's defense, here's a DISTURBING VIDEO documenting why dentists should not be forced to treat Darth Vader types.

    "Do I have stitches? Do I have stitches…in my vent?"

  • zappadoo76

    "…the civil rights movement, where every black failure is a white crime."

    That's Lew Rockwell, all right. He is a clever writer. And if you want him to write racist poison, he will do that cleverly, too.

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    Paultards have a resilience that these releases won't even dent…

  • DahBoner

    Didn't a bunch of angry, ignorant racists lose the first Civil War???

    • real_dc_native

      Yes and another bunch lost a war in Europe more recently.

    • Loaded_Pants

      It wasn't the "Civil War" it was the "War of Northern Aggression". Didn't you learn that from being homeskooled?

    • Negropolis

      You qualified "Civl War" with "first" which assumes that there is, or will be, another…

  • lochnessmonster

    Well, I was wondering how he initially got into office with this kind of stuff out there. Then I remembered he's from Texas.

  • Guppy

    "black males age 13 (…) are as big, strong, tough (…) as any adult,"

    Which is why they worked so well in the fields, amirite?

    • real_dc_native

      This is what happens when you turn them loose in the schools, greeting people and cleaning up the cafeteria.

  • http://strangestoriesaboutsadpeople.blogspot.com/ Thedongsofwar

    Breathe that Paul-Tard free air! It feels like every other website in existence can't express anything short of religious devotion about the man without a flying cube collective of Ayndroids invading the comments section..

  • real_dc_native

    Ron, did you like do a lot of LSD back in the hippie days?

  • Wonderthing

    But..but…he looks like my grandfather! And he was against the Iraq war! And he's all cuddly as fuck! How could he possibly be a closet batshit crazy collection of racist cliches all rolled into a bundle of manure and placed in a punchbowl? Oh curse me for a fool!

  • sharpinla

    Huh. Yet nobody has a single audio or video clip of him making a single racial comment in almost 40 years (Youtube has millions of videos…not a single one of him personally making a single racist statement). You only have words that anybody could have written.

    How sad for the desperate.

  • sharpinla

    Who else warned of the upcoming race war in America?
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longte

  • sharpinla

    Ironic a website like this attacking Ron Paul with an ad on the right side promoting Obama and his "protection" and keeping the danger of mercury away from us…ignoring that the EPA approved BP dumping mercury into the Great Lakes. LOL

    Ron Paul delivered a mixed race baby in 1972. None of the other doctors at the hospital would do it so the hospital called him and asked him to come in to do the delivery. Now, being the racist that you all say he is, he sped to the hospital to deliver the baby without question. Unfortunately it ended up being stillborn.

    The "monster" then told the distraught couple (him black, her white) that they don't have to worry about the bill, racist Ron Paul said they have suffered enough and he will arrange to have the bill taken care of.

    You all are so confused it's rather sad. You listen to the wrong people. Enjoy your tyranny. It's done knocking on the door- it's already here.

  • Data Exactly

    What did Ron Paul see looking up women's vajay-jays that turned him into this perplexed monster?!?

  • DarwinianDemon

    He's an Anti-Dentite!

  • moar_plz

    Ah, the 80s and 90s. Just like now, but with 75% more open bigotry!

  • http://wonkette.com Dr_pangloss

    Ron Paul: "I ran outa gas I had a flat tire I didnt have enough money for cab fare my tux didn't come back from the cleaners an old friend came in from outta town someone stole my car there was an earthquake a terrible flood locusts! It wasn't my fault I Swear to GOD!"

    Liberal Paultards: "Oh Ron."

  • dahBoner

    used to be…

  • DahBoner

    Used to be the Klan had to hold their meetings in secret.

    Now, they get to hold their meetings right out in the open, in broad daylight, on FOX NEWS, Rush Limbaugh and in Ron Paul newsletters….

  • Mark Edly

    Once again. The person (NOT Ron Paul) who wrote this stuff has been exposed: http://markseydel.com/2012/01/ron-paul-wrote-raci

  • Mark Edly

    Once again. The person (NOT Ron Paul) who wrote this stuff has been exposed. Google it!

  • sharpinla

    What a circle jerk of hilarious speech censorship. A bunch of delusional fucks on a pathetic board that have GROUP THINK. Three posts "not approved" yesterday. How does it feel to be a wonk website promoting mindless drivel providing no opposing points of view (can't have that or the people are brainwashed).

    Pathetic. I feel real sorry for you that this is your life.