BIGOT NEWS  3:00 pm January 17, 2012

A New Batch of Ron Paul Newsletters for Your Reading Horror

by Liz Colville

what's a few sentences of racism between racists?

The New Republic unleashed a new selection of newsletters Tuesday allegedly penned by Republican candidate Ron Paul, and they are just as bad (or maybe worse!) than the first. The congressman recently said of the first batch that “only 8 to 10 sentences” contained “bad stuff.” Not true, but if it were, he’d have a hard time keeping to that estimate with this batch, in which entire paragraphs can be written off as verbal diarrhea of the most racist, sexist and otherwise close-minded variety. If there’s any question as to who authored the stuff, Paul could just come out and say so. As it stands, most are under the impression that either Paul, or his former chief of staff Lew Rockwell masquerading as Paul, is the author. Paul may want America to be free, but the “America” he is/was speaking of is very small, very white, and needs to see a psychiatrist.

Some “highlights” from the current crop:

  • A segment called “Race War?” from the June 1990 issue of Political Report warns that a race war might be imminent due to “the victimization mentality created by the civil rights movement, where every black failure is a white crime. If there is indeed this sort of trouble ahead, it is just another reason why every honest American should be armed.”
  • “Today, gangs of young blacks bust into a bank lobby firing rounds at the ceiling…We don’t think a child of 13 should be held as responsible as a man of 23. That’s true for most people, but black males age 13 who have been raised on the streets and who have joined criminal gangs are as big, strong, tough, scary and culpable as any adult, and should be treated as such” — a riff on bank robberies from the September 1992 issue of Survival Report.
  • “Were there, as some people now say, two bombs that went off in the building? And might the government have the wrong man? Who doubts the possibility that the government – which lied about Waco and Ruby Ridge – may also be covering up true information and planting false information about the Oklahoma bombing?” — a conspiracy theory on the Oklahoma City bombing from the September 1996 Survival Report.
  • “Any organization hated by the IRS and the Trilaterialist Time magazine has got to have something going for it!” — a defense of the Church of Scientology in the June 1991 issue of the Political Report.
  • “AIDS can be transmitted through means other than sexual intercourse and blood transfusion, specifically saliva, tears, sweat, feces and urine” — from the March 1987 edition of the Investment Report. In the same document, the author also called for the repeal of “federal laws which force schools to accept students known to carry a fatal, communicable disease, and businesses to employ adult victims as ‘handicapped.’”
  • “[Magic] Johnson may be a sports star, but he is dying because he violated moral laws” — from the December 1991 issue of Political Report.
  • “[T]he criminal ‘Justice’ Department wants to force dentists to treat these Darth Vader types under the vicious Americans With Disabilities Act” — a proclamation that AIDS patients (“Darth Vader types”) should not be allowed to visit the dentist, in the November 1993 issue of the Political Report. The author also adds, “[W]e all have the right to discriminate, which is what freedom of association is all about, especially against killers.”

Lots more (with links to the offending newsletters) here, unfortunately. [The New Republic]

 

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{ 231 comments }

Barb January 17, 2012 at 3:15 pm

This is a-PUAL-ling.

savethispatient January 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Yes, lets hope his opinions have [EVOL]-ved since then.

Chillwillard January 17, 2012 at 4:17 pm

It gives his supporters Ron Paulsy!

BaldarTFlagass January 17, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Is that anything like cerebral paul-sy?

Chillwillard January 17, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Ron Paulsy only affects the parts of the brain that allow you to think critically and independently.

CommieLibunatic January 17, 2012 at 4:32 pm

It's threads like this that make me lament the absence of a down-fist button.

Dr_Zoidberg January 17, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Yeah, Ron Paul! Keep those AIDS people from sweating all over your race war while on your way to the Scientology center!

Major Thom January 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

The nut doesn't fall far from the (John) birch tree.

i_AM_ready January 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Karma's a bitch. Write a ton of hateful, racist crap, and 20 years later your eyebrows fall off.

Limeylizzie January 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Love you.

Baconzgood January 17, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Well played!

starfanglednut January 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Win!

Toomush_Infer January 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm

In this case, karma's a birch…

Dr_Zoidberg January 17, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Oh, that explains why I have no eyebrows….

BaldarTFlagass January 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

“only 8 to 10 sentences” contained “bad stuff.”

Misquote. He actually said "8 to the 10th."

johnnymeatworth January 17, 2012 at 4:11 pm

“only 8 to 10 sentences” = "only 80 sentences." Fixed!

Sharkey January 17, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Also wrong. "8 2 10 sentences."

Guppy January 17, 2012 at 5:44 pm

8 in 10, i.e. 80%

real_dc_native January 17, 2012 at 6:30 pm

They said there would be no math.

ElPinche January 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

This explains the fake eyebrows. All those times putting on and taking off that dang klan sheet puts the wear on a lil racist's eye whiskers.

memzilla January 17, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Of course, this treasure trove of racism, homophobia, and wingtardity can only mean that Ron Paul will get more GOP votes in South Cackalacky.

BelleSC January 17, 2012 at 4:12 pm

I am so very sad to admit that this may be correct.

LesBontemps January 17, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Crazy old coot is crazy.

Goonemeritus January 17, 2012 at 3:19 pm

The author also adds, “[W]e all have the right to discriminate, which is what freedom of association is all about”

I certainly agree I for one choose not drink from the same water fountain as Paultards.

MzNicky January 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm

And if they're on the bus, you certainly want to take a seat in the back. The far, far away back.

Negropolis January 18, 2012 at 2:29 am

Actually, on second thought, don't get on that bus. For the love of god, stay off that fuckin' bus.

OneYieldRegular January 17, 2012 at 3:20 pm

I'm going to have to totally revise my notion of reincarnation, as the current model doesn't fully explain what Strom Thurmond is doing in Ron Paul's body.

SorosBot January 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm

How dare you assert than Ron Paul wrote, supported, or even knew about the existence of the racist, homophobic and just plain crazy columns printed under his name in the Ron Paul political report!

Negligently_Joe January 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I'm sure it's just that it was secretly his long-time chief of staff, and that he's merely so incompetant at vetting, overseeing, and, you know, leading his employees of a podunk newsletter press that he kept the guy around for a few decades!

Oh, and that he's totally still a racist homophobe conspiracy nut either way. I mean, he didn't publicly defend this shit for a decade by accident, after all.

BaldarTFlagass January 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm

"his former chief of staff Lew Rockwell masquerading as Paul, is the author."

Lew Rockwell? Or perhaps… George Lincoln Rockwell?

actor212 January 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm

That would be just too perfect. Sadly, they aren't even from the same state.

paris biltong January 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Or the same seed?

Negropolis January 18, 2012 at 2:30 am

I'll tell you what, it sure wasn't Norman Rockwell.

SayItWithWookies January 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm

I'm just waiting for Ron Paul to allege that this is a plot by the Jews to smear him.

Fare la Volpe January 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Led by the Bildebergs.

starfanglednut January 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm

3…2…

SorosBot January 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm

The same who were really behind 9/11, and apparently Oklahoma City?

PsycWench January 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm

with santorum??

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 5:33 pm

You mean the same ones who own the media that's ignoring him?

Serolf_Divad January 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Here's a scary thought: Ron Paul's defenders justify these racist newsletter by claiming that Paul was merely trying to bring rednecks into the Libertarian movement. I'm not sure how succesful he was, but I do know that Paul has succeeded in bringing a bunch of neo-hippies into his movement by advocating drug legalization and opposing foreign wars.

So yeah, I'm speaking to you, Ron Paul loving hipster stoner: you're being played for votes the same way Paul went after redneck skinheads.

Chillwillard January 17, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Redneck Skinheads to Hipsters:

"Whatever. We were Paultards before you were even born."

GOPCrusher January 17, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Probably even promised them free PBR.

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Well, to be fair, many of those neo-hippies were probably just little babes when these newsletters were printed & are still too idealistic to realize that there are some cynical candidates who will play them to get votes.
These are the same people who think, as they endlessly & repetitively remind us, that Ron Paul "challenges the status quo".

Don't stop believin', I guess.

GOPCrusher January 17, 2012 at 5:43 pm

They're the same stupid assholes that when you point out that anyone that has been re-elected 12 times to go to Washington, is in fact part of the government that they hate, respond that he's fighting it from the inside.
Yep, the Congressional Record is chock full of Paul victories.

Negligently_Joe January 17, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Yep, the Congressional Record is chock full of Paul victories.

OH GOD HE'S A RIGHT-WING KUCHINICH THEY EVEN LOOK THE SAME

…well, at least Kuchinich has a hot wife.

Baconzgood January 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

“[T]he criminal ‘Justice’ Department wants to force dentists to treat these Darth Vader types under the vicious Americans With Disabilities Act”

The plaque is strong in this one.

actor212 January 17, 2012 at 3:34 pm

"I've got Jew now"

Chichikovovich January 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm

That's not all the Justice Department is doing with dentists Ron. And since you're sitting there,I just want you to answer one question: Is it safe?

BaldarTFlagass January 17, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Olivier for the win.

actor212 January 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Dentistry is theft, after all

LesBontemps January 17, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Yeah, but orhtodontia is grand larceny.

actor212 January 17, 2012 at 4:46 pm

A cleaning is a misdemeanor.

OneYieldRegular January 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Don't even get him started on fluoride.

BarackMyWorld January 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

The congressman recently said of the first batch that “only 8 to 10 sentences” contained “bad stuff.”

Keep in mind, that's 8 to 10 sentences on Ron Paul's scale of "bad stuff." That's like a completely different meter of bad than normal humans use.

OneYieldRegular January 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Let's say "10." In some religions, that's a whole book of commandments.

nounverb911 January 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

"A segment called “Race War?” from the June 1990"
Newt seems to be carrying on in Paul's footsteps nicely.

CliveWarren January 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Do you remember when Randy Marsh got that Wheel of Fortune answer horribly wrong? This fucker would have yelped out the same answer with twice the gusto when there was nothing but N_ _ _ _ _ _ on the board…

Baconzgood January 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

AIDS eh? DIDN'T THIS GUY GO TO A MED SCHOOL? I KNOW HE ISN'T A "REAL" DOCTOR (NOT LIKE DR. NICK), BUT STILL HE HAD TO HAVE SOME MEDICAL TRAINING.

mavenmaven January 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

He went to Med School in the days when it was easy for a nice white person to get in, since they excluded Jews and other minorities in those days (and Asians didn't exist yet). And he's an obstetrician.

Chichikovovich January 17, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Very true. If you look at the list of alumni of the non-quota-using University of Michigan from the 1930s/1940s/1950s you find a lot of very impressive out of state people. And you notice some patterns in those out-of-state people: Arthur Miller, James Earl Jones,….

Who would have guessed that if you seek to recruit the most talented of two huge pools of students and your competitors significantly restrict admission to those same pools, you will end up with some very remarkable students.

PsycWench January 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Well, there was a physician in 1851 who wrote at length about how "Negro slaves" were happiest when treated like children. When they tried to escape it was usually due to a mental illness caused by treating them as your equals.

I think Ron Paul may have had this guy as a med school professor.

Negligently_Joe January 17, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Ah yes, good ol' Drapetomania: a mental illness common amongst slaves, which caused them to compulsively attempt to flee captivity. Weird, right?

TheLifeSilica January 17, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Don't worry, this is alive and well. I'm an expat worker in a delightful Middle Eastern country that shall remain nameless, and they loves them some cheap in-home labor here.

One of my coworkers was having (legitimate) problems with his maid, and went back to the agency from which he hired her.

"She's lying to us about a few things and demanding a raise, even though we're paying her twice the usual amount."

The response he got:

"Ah, you see, sir, that is your problem. You are treating her too nicely. Lock her in her room and feed her only rice. You can't treat them as family."

Yay!

Guppy January 17, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Certified by Rand Paul.

nounverb911 January 17, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Magic Johnson to Ron Paul: "Guess who's going to get the last laugh old man."

GOPCrusher January 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Yeah. I guess no one took the time to tell Magic that he's dead.

elviouslyqueer January 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

It also advertised a book, Big Sister is Watching You, which “tells the true and horrifying story of the witch-lesbo-feminists who are running America.”

I knew it! Oprah is the new Bilderberg Group!

not that Dewey January 17, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Are Neve Campbell and Alyssa Milano running America now? Hawt.

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Given the amount of craziness among the GOP, I'd say it's Fairuza Balk running America.

"I drink of my sisters, and I take into myself… all the power of Manon."

Callyson January 17, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Running America–if only. I wish one or ten of those witch-lesbo-feminists would go medieval on the Paultards…

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Was that ghost-written by Pat Robertson?

Texan_Bulldog January 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I assume Ron figured he'd never get the blah vote anyway, right? Some of this stuff makes Newtie sound multicultural.

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Newt would put the blah kids to work. Ron Paul wouldn't even try to bother, recognizing their inherent laziness & necessity for a life of crime. The toilets wouldn't get clean & cleaning supplies would just go missing.

tihond January 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm

"Race war?" So Ron Paul is Eric Cartman after lap band surgery?

Baconzgood January 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Ron Paul Newsletters o' bigotry: The gift that keeps on giving.

Extemporanus January 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Yet another innocent little case of the invisible left hand not knowing what the invisible right hand was doing.

jodyleek January 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Uh yeah, "Doctor" Paul? Charlie Manson called and he wants his thunder back.

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Paul/Manson 2016! The too old & crazy ticket!

actor212 January 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm

So much for RON PAUL = UNPOLAR (see what I did there?)

smokefillednewyear January 17, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Ron Paul = Lunar Op

LesBontemps January 17, 2012 at 4:00 pm

RON PAUL = PORNULA?
RON PAUL = PROLUNA?
RON PAUL = ORALPUN?

GOPCrusher January 17, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Pornula? A vampire with a 12 inch penis?

LesBontemps January 17, 2012 at 5:29 pm

I was thinking high-concept 70s porno, would have come out right after "Blacula."

CountryClubJihadi January 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Sounds like someone might be getting a golden shower by a gun-toting 13 year old with a toof-ache.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Well, other than the Scientology paragraph, I don't see much difference between what went out under Paul's name and an average hour of FOX News today. He was prescient.

Heck, post most of those paragraphs on NRO, and you would be hard press to tell they are twenty year old Conservative rants, and not from last week.

Baconzgood January 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Even though he's an ass hole, I can still be cool with that whole blimp thingy right?

MzNicky January 17, 2012 at 3:53 pm

No. I'm sorry, but this much bullshittitude cancels the blimp rides.

Fare la Volpe January 17, 2012 at 3:59 pm

"Uncle Ronnie's got a blimp for you to ride…"

jus_wonderin January 17, 2012 at 4:09 pm

"Oh, the huge man in me!!!"

NYNYNYjr January 17, 2012 at 6:16 pm

He's ruined blimps for everyone.
Why doesn't someone interview this Lew Rockwell guy? What does he say?

chicken_thief January 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

“[Magic] Johnson may be a sports star, but he is dying because he violated moral laws” — from the December 1991 issue of Political Report.

The good Lawd is sure taking his time with this one – over 20 yrs later and Earvin still looking good and will probably outlive us all.

GOPCrusher January 17, 2012 at 5:10 pm

That and he has so much money, he could probably buy his own fleet of blimps.

iburl January 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

This stuff is so old, it's from a time when most Ron Paul voters hadn't even learned to use all-caps and call people "SHEEPLE!" yet.

zappadoo76 January 17, 2012 at 5:04 pm

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Fare la Volpe January 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Oh, Grandpa!

starfanglednut January 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

"the “America” he is/was speaking of is very small, very white, and needs to see a psychiatrist."

Heyyy, stop making fun of me!

Arken January 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

So Ronulans and Scientologists are basically the same people. Not really surprising.

Fare la Volpe January 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

These should be compiled into a YouTube video called "Shit Libertarians Say."

Chet Kincaid January 17, 2012 at 4:24 pm

That's the joke – the very silly philosophy of Libertarianism is far from what Paul has been promoting.

StarsUponThars January 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

"We all have the right to discriminate …" Free at last, huh Ron? I'm exercising my right to say that Ron Paul is a foul shriveled bowel impaction festering in the poop chute of America.

BaldarTFlagass January 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Wait a minute, Time Magazine is Trilateralist? I thought it just sucked.

Generation[redacted] January 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm

It sucks three ways to Sunday, trilaterally.

Chichikovovich January 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm

It sucks in three dimensions.

OneYieldRegular January 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm

It has its news side, its popular culture side, and, as its very, very long hypotenuse, its sucky side.

teebob2000 January 17, 2012 at 3:34 pm

"they are just as bad as (or maybe worse than!) the first."

/fixed

BaldarTFlagass January 17, 2012 at 3:34 pm

I wonder if the dude on the left side of that picture thinks he is going to score with the chick on the right side of the picture.

Blueb4sunrise January 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Who, or what, is BEHIND the dude on the left?

BaldarTFlagass January 17, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Magic Johnson?

actor212 January 17, 2012 at 4:27 pm

That's Al, from Police Squad. He must be Paul's security detail

Baconzgood January 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm

The "vicious" ADA. "VICIOUS" ADA? Man this guy is fucking riding the crazy hovercraft into crazy town on un-leaded crazy gas.

Chichikovovich January 17, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Paul was writing quickly and forgot to capitalize the "v". Congress doesn't want people to know this, so it's hardly talked about, but after passing the ADA, they found that most people with disabilities were being accommodated, but aggressive, hostile, violent people with disabilities were still being excluded. So they had to pass the Vicious Americans With Disabilites Act (VADA).

I can see Paul's point on the dentist's behalf here – who wants to stick their hand in the mouth of a human pitbull?

fuflans January 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm

dr paul may be hating on blacks, gays, the feds and darth vaders, but he sure as shit knows not to mess with scientologists.

GhostBuggy January 17, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Criticizing Ron Paul for being a vicious racist is just what XENU WANTS YOU TO DO.

MzNicky January 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Yeah, so? What's the problem, all y'all whiny-ass libtards? This is the sort of stuff we in the glorious border state of Tennessee hear every day from our esteemed leaders. Wussies!

widestanceshakedown January 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm

I'm beginning to wonder if this guy is mentally stable.

Mumbletypeg January 17, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I was wondering how he gets re-elected. Then again a.) I don't know much about the district he represents; b.) he is charismatic, which goes a long way for crazee-'muricans.

nounverb911 January 17, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Well for a start , the people that elect him are Texans. Nuff said.

widestanceshakedown January 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Thank you, I was just about to add simply, "Texas."

Chet Kincaid January 17, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Any fool can get elected to the U.S. House, but the fools among them don't usually make it to wider office outside of their comfy petri dishes of insanity/districts. Yet the eternal struggle to do just that provides endless entertainment (see Paul, Bachmann, Kucinich, etc.).

Mumbletypeg January 17, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Thank you CK. I was starting to think I was barking up the wrong low-hanging fruit tree.

Negropolis January 18, 2012 at 2:41 am

Of all the adjectives I've ever heard to describe him "charismatic" has not been among them. He's easily one of the most awkward humans you'll find, even just how he stands.

Mumblety██ January 18, 2012 at 10:59 am

I'm sure there's always a better way to parse it than my mumbletythoughts. The Ron Paul "mystique" or the "je ne sais quoi," whatevs. Most REpublicans I agree do not fall under "charismatic" to my thinking, as they are mostly bland or beige when they're not bloviating. Paul stands apart in his unconventionality, for one. Perhaps 'charismatic' is being too kind. There are numerous examples of past leaders and public figures who exuded a magnetic appeal despite being homely or awkward or ungainly by usual charm-school standards. I'd have called those charismatic operatives then, like unto your 'anti-hero' of literature, but now when regarding a fan base like Paul's (admittedly something I have yet to fathom as I was not reading wonkette nor much else about the whole Paultard/ reLOVEution, etc. when it's been referenced) I realize that the more transparently cult-personalities like Paul betray their machination devices and reveal handlers' aplenty at the wheel, the less people see through the facade in fact he reaps more followers than ever. Whether this speaks to his mastermind ability to manipulate or people are just more tool-like and gullible today than ever before, is beyond me.

Generation[redacted] January 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Just when Romney thought he had the South Carolina primary wrapped up, Ron Paul pulls out his secret weapon.

PhilippePetain January 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm

My father was a Bircher. This is all exactly what those guys would say about each and ever one of these issues. Verbatim.

Chichikovovich January 17, 2012 at 4:00 pm

That would explain why his son grew up to lead the fascist Vichy régime…

Fare la Volpe January 17, 2012 at 4:06 pm

I'd be fascinated to hear more stories. Were you not allowed to drink tap water because the communists were sapping your precious bodily fluids?

PhilippePetain January 17, 2012 at 6:15 pm

You laugh, but I knew what fluoridation was by the time I was eight or nine!

spinozasgod January 17, 2012 at 5:49 pm

how did you escape the dark side?

PhilippePetain January 17, 2012 at 6:12 pm

I bought my freedom with gold bars.

smokefillednewyear January 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Wow… that's some hatred, yo.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 17, 2012 at 3:41 pm

You know who else warned us of the upcoming race war?

smokefillednewyear January 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Manson.

nounverb911 January 17, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Secretariat?

widestanceshakedown January 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Ru Paul?

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Her character "Rachel Tension" in "Too Wong Foo…" was supposed to start it! What with that Confederate flag-inspired dress! If that wasn't a sign of the coming Race War, I don't know what was!

Nothingisamiss January 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Paul Harvey?

SayItWithWookies January 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm

The IndyCar League?

Chichikovovich January 17, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Yeah, the whole Nascar vs. Indy thing is getting nasty.

BaldarTFlagass January 17, 2012 at 3:59 pm

That guy that wrote The Turner Diaries?

Generation[redacted] January 17, 2012 at 3:59 pm

The Beatles on their White Album? Oh nevermind, that was just a scratchy record. The CD remaster is much more clear.

Chillwillard January 17, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Hipster Libel!

widestanceshakedown January 17, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Glenn Beck (while he was raping and murdering that girl)?

SorosBot January 17, 2012 at 5:13 pm

Magneto?

Chet Kincaid January 17, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Racer X?

spinozasgod January 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm

my mom..no really I've been hearing about it since I was a kid….

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Did your mom ever met my Uncle Benjamin who preached at a Klan-affiliated church?

horsedreamer_1 January 18, 2012 at 12:26 am

Ben Johnson?

meatlofer January 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Everybody knows Magic got aids from backing into Isiah Thomas. It was just a hazard of the job!

actor212 January 17, 2012 at 4:16 pm

You try dragging Laimbeer up and down the court for forty eight minutes!

GOPCrusher January 17, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Rick Mahorn. Laimbeer was too lazy to go run down to the offensive end of the court.

Mahousu January 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Considering that 20 years later, Magic Johnson is still very much alive, I guess the "moral laws" he violated weren't that serious.

CapnFatback January 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 6:03 pm

That show was truly horrible.

real_dc_native January 17, 2012 at 6:13 pm

If violating "moral laws" is life-threatening then why are Newt and Rupert Murdoch still alive?

horsedreamer_1 January 18, 2012 at 12:29 am

I would like to think, when the end comes for Cheney & Ailes, it will be 60-pounds-of-feces-impacted-in-the-colon-like-John-Wayne gruesome. Ditto Gingrich & Murdoch.

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Not to mention that there are some people who became HIV+ in the mid-1980s who are still alive & have outlived various religious leaders/televangelists who said that AIDS was a punishment from God & that those who violated "moral laws" would be dead soon.
God truly works in mysteriously (or, more accurately, "made up") ways.

fuflans January 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm

i think matt and trey should write a dr. paul musical.

owhatever January 17, 2012 at 3:45 pm

The liberal media lies about this. Neither I nor anyone affiliated with my campaign have ever seen those words. They just appeared out of nowhere. I mean, do you actually defend the Trilateralist Illuminati and roaming black gangs of bank robbers like Magic Johnson?

Generation[redacted] January 17, 2012 at 4:14 pm

I tried to warn the people, but I was overpowered by black children.

Chillwillard January 17, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Also, from the Newsletters…."Gandalf hated those helpless fucking Hobbits."

Generation[redacted] January 17, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Sauron ran a very successful private equity firm, until those pinkos from Rivendell taxed and regulated him out of business.

CapnFatback January 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm

A(ragorn) is A(ragorn)!

widestanceshakedown January 17, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I mean, really, why else would their creator have made them eye-level with my asshole?

CapnFatback January 17, 2012 at 4:09 pm

If that was in the newsletters, it was plagiarized. It's originally from The Misty Mountainhead.

Negropolis January 18, 2012 at 2:44 am

LOL! I read "Gandalf" as "Ghaddfi".

paris biltong January 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Whatever he may advocate that "sounds" good – from legalizing drugs to ending wars – is rendered completely meaningless by these other inane ideas. Mussolini also made trains run on time.

real_dc_native January 17, 2012 at 6:16 pm

And Hitler built a great highway system!

Generation[redacted] January 17, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Every time the train is late, I will ponder on that and realize, I'm really not *that* eager to get to work.

Negropolis January 18, 2012 at 2:47 am

Only slightly related, but Detroit bus system is in shambles, and it's been a huge issue there in the last few months. So, one of the dailies interviewed riders at random bus stops, and I swear that they asked someone how the current mayor was running the buses, and one of the interviewed replied "At least Kwame made the buses run on time." I laughed all day. Detroiters, you so crazy.

Mumbletypeg January 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

I'm starting to wonder if Edwards' "Two Americas" assessment isn't ripe for updating based on the multiple manifestations of schiz-O found in the array of voices of these self-denoting "Republican"s.

CapnFatback January 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

a proclamation that AIDS patients (“Darth Vader types”) should not be allowed to visit the dentist

MEEE-OWWW! Sounds like someone's mad because his light saber didn't quite measure up.

Maman January 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

He's a charmer. The question is what it says about the people of Katy, TX that keep electing the freak.

Generation[redacted] January 17, 2012 at 4:05 pm

You live in Katy, TX for a few years, see if you're still thinking rationally then.

Chet Kincaid January 17, 2012 at 4:32 pm

All of them? Katy?

MzNicky January 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Ron Paul … Ron Paul … I keep getting him mixed up with that other little old crazy fella who ran for president, whatshisname, Ross Perot, that's it. Hey, wait a minute — Same approximate height and weight, same crazy libertarian screwball ideas, same bigoted perspective — same initials! — OhMyGod!

Chet Kincaid January 17, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I don't recall Ross Perot being a bigot. In fact, Ross Perot is probably closer to what all the hipsters want Ron Paul to be than Paul actually is.

MzNicky January 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Seems like I recall some unfortunate word choices from Perot, along the lines of telling black audiences about "your people." Maybe I'm wrong. It's happened before.

Chet Kincaid January 17, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Oh Jeez, I forgot about that whole NAACP thing. But I don't find anything Perot said then as offensive as everything Newt says whenever he opens his fat face, or the shit Paul put in his newsletter. At least Perot had the guts to get in front of the NAACP and make an ass of himself – which none of the current Republican candidates would dare do.
http://articles.latimes.com/1992-07-12/news/mn-42

MzNicky January 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm

“[Magic] Johnson may be a sports star, but he is dying because he violated moral laws” — from the December 1991 issue of Political Report.

And yet Newt Gingrich still roams the earth.

Dudleydidwrong January 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Reading that shit makes one wish for some way to fumigate this poor abused computer–and my foggy brain along with it. What a turd. Ronny, go away. Just go away.

CapnFatback January 17, 2012 at 3:57 pm

I think I finally have figure out why Paultards spell "love" backward. It's gotta be an upside-down cross sort of thing.

Chichikovovich January 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Any organization hated by the IRS and the Trilaterialist Time magazine has got to have something going for it!”

And any organization endorsed by Ron Paul and Tom Cruise must really suck.

James Michael Curley January 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Hey Ron!
The crazy grandpa meme is not working Hitler had no children.

ttommyunger January 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Paul doesn't bother me, he's just another nut on the tree. What bothers me is that there are literally thousands, maybe millions of voting Americans who want him and his idiot son to make law and implement National Policy. That is scary, truly scary.

real_dc_native January 17, 2012 at 6:21 pm

What bothers me is that any of these five dingbats have gotten this far. If any of them are elected I'm moving to another country.

ttommyunger January 19, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Great to have that option. I'm stuck here so long I'm married.

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 7:38 pm

It didn't surprise me when his spawn, Rand, won in KY. Active KY voters seem to be masochists.
True story: Middlesboro, KY (a small town I'm familiar with because my family shopped/did business there when I was kid & my half brother still lives there) had a devastating flood last year. Randy boy visited it after the flood. I was thinking: Why the fuck is Rand showing up? He'd deny these people who lost homes & businesses the federal & state funds that could help them. Basically, he didn't really give a fuck. Just makes for a few good photo-ops to imply that he cares. But he doesn't. Fuck him and his daddy.

ttommyunger January 19, 2012 at 11:11 pm

The prick doesn't fall far from the dick.

prommie January 17, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Doctor Paul has a Phd. in racism.

Come here a minute January 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Update that quote about two bombs at OK City and it could have been written in the past decade about WTC7. Never forget! (to find a conspiracy)

mavenmaven January 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

He's a sick little fascist wannabee and his followers are even worse. His doing this well in this day and age is a stain upon America.

CommieLibunatic January 17, 2012 at 4:05 pm

That part about how black kids are as strong and fierce as white adults sounds suspiciously like something I heard about black workers around the turn of the 20th Century. Something about how a "cocaine-crazed negro" was so amped and enraged that (universally white) police were requesting bigger guns to take them down.

I can't wait for that nugget to be recycled for modern consumption.

MissTaken January 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Why does someone who so obviously hates Americans want to be POTUS?

SorosBot January 17, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Now, he only hates Americans who aren't white, who are openly gay, who aren't Christian, and who have a vagina. Just them!

ifthethunderdontgetya January 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm

The New Republic unleashed…

Don't look for similar efforts by The Neocon Republican against any other goopers.

Their worst nightmare is a candidate for President doesn't want to blow up all the Ay-rabs. Luckily for Marty Peretz and company, this is Sparta America, and there's no danger of that happening.
~

Chet Kincaid January 17, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Magic Johnson is universally beloved, wealthy, creates businesses in minority communities, got to fuck all the women he wanted to, and is the picture of HIV-positive health with no death sentence in sight. Where is your God now, Tim Tebow?

sunmusing January 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Isn't Timmy a VIRGIN? Can you catch something from fapping? Oh oh.

MissTaken January 17, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Blindness.

Chet Kincaid January 17, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Timmy doesn't fap! He competes VERY, VERY HARD. It is the source of his strength!

Generation[redacted] January 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Magic Johnson violated moral laws, and the laws of gravity. Swoosh!

Baconzgood January 17, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I don't care how many moral laws he violated. You know how many chicks he banged? Man I'm impressed he could find time to play 45 min on the court.

MissTaken January 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Speaking of players who banged, banged, banged I share my birthday with Wilt Chamberlain.

And Kim Cattrell. I obviously have some very large shoes to fill.

Baconzgood January 17, 2012 at 4:34 pm

It's not the shoes that need fillin'

HEEEEEYOOOOOOOOO

Generation[redacted] January 17, 2012 at 4:53 pm

It's true. The rest of us can only dream about violating moral laws like that.

rickmaci January 17, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Wrong Paul.

MissTaken January 17, 2012 at 4:24 pm

But he's so adorable when he gets all racisty, sexisty, and bigotedy!

Extemporanus January 17, 2012 at 4:28 pm

In Dr. Paul's defense, here's a DISTURBING VIDEO documenting why dentists should not be forced to treat Darth Vader types.

"Do I have stitches? Do I have stitches…in my vent?"

zappadoo76 January 17, 2012 at 5:03 pm

"…the civil rights movement, where every black failure is a white crime."

That's Lew Rockwell, all right. He is a clever writer. And if you want him to write racist poison, he will do that cleverly, too.

BZ1 January 17, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Paultards have a resilience that these releases won't even dent…

DahBoner January 17, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Didn't a bunch of angry, ignorant racists lose the first Civil War???

real_dc_native January 17, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Yes and another bunch lost a war in Europe more recently.

Loaded_Pants January 17, 2012 at 7:15 pm

It wasn't the "Civil War" it was the "War of Northern Aggression". Didn't you learn that from being homeskooled?

Negropolis January 18, 2012 at 2:58 am

You qualified "Civl War" with "first" which assumes that there is, or will be, another…

lochnessmonster January 17, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Well, I was wondering how he initially got into office with this kind of stuff out there. Then I remembered he's from Texas.

Guppy January 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm

"black males age 13 (…) are as big, strong, tough (…) as any adult,"

Which is why they worked so well in the fields, amirite?

real_dc_native January 17, 2012 at 6:28 pm

This is what happens when you turn them loose in the schools, greeting people and cleaning up the cafeteria.

Thedongsofwar January 17, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Breathe that Paul-Tard free air! It feels like every other website in existence can't express anything short of religious devotion about the man without a flying cube collective of Ayndroids invading the comments section..

real_dc_native January 17, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Ron, did you like do a lot of LSD back in the hippie days?

Wonderthing January 17, 2012 at 7:21 pm

But..but…he looks like my grandfather! And he was against the Iraq war! And he's all cuddly as fuck! How could he possibly be a closet batshit crazy collection of racist cliches all rolled into a bundle of manure and placed in a punchbowl? Oh curse me for a fool!

sharpinla January 17, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Huh. Yet nobody has a single audio or video clip of him making a single racial comment in almost 40 years (Youtube has millions of videos…not a single one of him personally making a single racist statement). You only have words that anybody could have written.

How sad for the desperate.

sharpinla January 17, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Who else warned of the upcoming race war in America?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longte

sharpinla January 17, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Ironic a website like this attacking Ron Paul with an ad on the right side promoting Obama and his "protection" and keeping the danger of mercury away from us…ignoring that the EPA approved BP dumping mercury into the Great Lakes. LOL

Ron Paul delivered a mixed race baby in 1972. None of the other doctors at the hospital would do it so the hospital called him and asked him to come in to do the delivery. Now, being the racist that you all say he is, he sped to the hospital to deliver the baby without question. Unfortunately it ended up being stillborn.

The "monster" then told the distraught couple (him black, her white) that they don't have to worry about the bill, racist Ron Paul said they have suffered enough and he will arrange to have the bill taken care of.

You all are so confused it's rather sad. You listen to the wrong people. Enjoy your tyranny. It's done knocking on the door- it's already here.

Data Exactly January 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm

What did Ron Paul see looking up women's vajay-jays that turned him into this perplexed monster?!?

DarwinianDemon January 17, 2012 at 9:59 pm

He's an Anti-Dentite!

moar_plz January 17, 2012 at 11:22 pm

Ah, the 80s and 90s. Just like now, but with 75% more open bigotry!

Dr_pangloss January 18, 2012 at 7:59 am

Ron Paul: "I ran outa gas I had a flat tire I didnt have enough money for cab fare my tux didn't come back from the cleaners an old friend came in from outta town someone stole my car there was an earthquake a terrible flood locusts! It wasn't my fault I Swear to GOD!"

Liberal Paultards: "Oh Ron."

dahBoner January 18, 2012 at 2:18 pm

used to be…

DahBoner January 18, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Used to be the Klan had to hold their meetings in secret.

Now, they get to hold their meetings right out in the open, in broad daylight, on FOX NEWS, Rush Limbaugh and in Ron Paul newsletters….

Mark Edly January 18, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Once again. The person (NOT Ron Paul) who wrote this stuff has been exposed: http://markseydel.com/2012/01/ron-paul-wrote-raci

Mark Edly January 18, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Once again. The person (NOT Ron Paul) who wrote this stuff has been exposed. Google it!

sharpinla January 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm

What a circle jerk of hilarious speech censorship. A bunch of delusional fucks on a pathetic board that have GROUP THINK. Three posts "not approved" yesterday. How does it feel to be a wonk website promoting mindless drivel providing no opposing points of view (can't have that or the people are brainwashed).

Pathetic. I feel real sorry for you that this is your life.

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