IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION  1:00 pm January 13, 2012

Romney and Gingrich Have Black Fathers, Says Crazy Birther

by Liz Colville

James David Manning, the flame-tongued Obama-bashing pastor of Harlem’s ATLAH World Missionary Church, has some new weapons to add to his marginal arsenal of attempted birther world takeover. Manning, in a new edition of his heartwarming Manning Report video series, says he believes that both Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney have black fathers, because no white couple would name their child Newton Leroy McPherson or Willard Mitt Romney.

Manning:

I believe that Newt Gingrich’s father was a liberal-educated black man. I do!

He says a similar thing about Romney. Then:

Somewhere down the line, I think that the [sic] Romney’s wives [sic? ish?] got in bed with sleeping car porters on them long train trips from Michigan to Chicago and Chicago to Boston…these politicians and the wealthy wives used to take these long train rides from Chicago to LA and these sleeping car porters didn’t have anything to do, the women were bored, it was a four-day train ride…

Manning’s argument goes on to say that there were literally two “sleeping car porters” named Leroy and Willard after whom Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney were named. But the plot thickens when Manning adds:

You know I’m saying this satirically, but I truly do believe that. I do! I do! I do.

He does. Manning, who also inserted himself into the Obama birther movement, basically hates the president, from what anybody can tell, and it often results in baffling exchanges like this one, with Fox News’s Alan Colmes, from March 2008, over why Manning slanders Obama so, using terms like “pimp,” “long-legged freak,” “trash,” and so on:

MANNING: You know, when you consider who Obama is and what he’s trying to do, and the danger that he represents for the African-American people, those words are mild compared to …
COLMES: Calling him trash?
MANNING: Absolutely. Listen, Obama lied on his mother and his father by saying that they were — met at the Selmer march, which was not true. So, when a man lies on his mother and his father. I mean, what else can you say …
COLMES: And then you go off on the — go ahead …
MANNING: He lies about his grandmother and depicts her as a typical white racist. He …
COLMES: That’s not what he said by the way. He said —
MANNING: … He said that she was a white person in turn…
COLMES: He said that it was generational.
MANNING: And she was also a racist.
COLMES: She said things on occasion that made him cringe.
MANNING: Well, at any rate, listen. A man that lies on his father and his mother, and I suspect there’s a reason why he did that because of the things I said that he was born trash, and he was, but when you consider the fact that a man would lie on his mother and father.

Aaaaaanyway. [BuzzFeed]

 
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nounverb911 January 13, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Not true, Mitt's father was Mexican.

Terry January 13, 2012 at 1:17 pm

An illegal alien Mexican, too.

DahBoner January 13, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Steampunk Whitey, they used to call 'em…

poncho_pilot January 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

i thought it was Boston Steamer Whitey…

chicken_thief January 13, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Cleveland Steamer Whitey?

Preferred Customer January 13, 2012 at 1:28 pm

CNN's Erin Burnett yesterday did a hard-hitting segment on "should Romney be considered the first Hispanic president" because his father was born in Mexico.

I wish I was making that up.

chicken_thief January 13, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Unless she starts flashing some boob – and by "boob", no, I don't mean Newt, she'll have to get way crazier than that before I start watching her show.

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Haha. Anything to capture the Latino vote.

Anything short of, you know, supporting issues Latinos care about.

hagajim January 13, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I thought his real father had golden tablets.

Donner, Party of 1 January 13, 2012 at 1:03 pm

News flash: Crazy Person Says Crazy Shit.

fuflans January 13, 2012 at 1:26 pm

that was pretty awesome. especially the little 'blow your mind' jingle at the end.

SorosBot January 13, 2012 at 1:03 pm

This isn't the cuckold porn I was looking for.

OneYieldRegular January 13, 2012 at 1:04 pm

As the old saying goes: You live by the crazy wingnut birther, you die by the crazy wingnut birther.

MrFizzy January 13, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I'm no geneticist, but it appears to me that Romney and Gingrich are the two whitest motherfuckers in the whole world. You could throw in Santorum, Callista and Ron Paul and have a really bad basketball team.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 13, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Do not, I repeat, do not play dance music at their next party, also.

MrFizzy January 13, 2012 at 8:09 pm

I'm thinking Duran Duran to start

MrFizzy January 13, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Or Toto

Radiotherapy January 13, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Eugenicist, you.

teatarded2012 January 13, 2012 at 3:01 pm

or a shitty frat party.

LettucePrey January 13, 2012 at 1:04 pm

You know who else has a black father?

nounverb911 January 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Jack Black?

Spurning Beer January 13, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Rebecca Black? (It is Friday.)

MissTaken January 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Ah shit! I only just got that song out of my head from last week. Aaagghhh.

Spurning Beer January 13, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Partyin' partyin' YEAH!

elviouslyqueer January 13, 2012 at 1:43 pm

*checks gay card, verifies membership status*

Okay, full disclosure. I hadn't heard that song until just now. I can confidently say that, as a gay who listens to a LOT of insipid, lyrically-challenged dance music, Friday has got to be one of the shittiest. songs. EVER.

And this coming from someone who adores Katy Perry's entire oeuvre.

Chet Kincaid January 13, 2012 at 3:16 pm

There are pictures of her oeuvre online?!

CapnFatback January 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Luke Skywalker?

Chillwillard January 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Sarah Palin? Wait, I thought you said "black fucker"…

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Barack Obama?

Barb January 13, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Rod Blagojevich?

SorosBot January 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm
PhilippePetain January 13, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Warren G.?

chicken_thief January 13, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Kenny G?

PhilippePetain January 13, 2012 at 7:17 pm

I always though it would be funny if the rapper Warren G's last name was "Hardass".

MissTaken January 13, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Not Sally Hemming's children

widestanceshakedown January 13, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Jesus?

weejee January 13, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Lucy of Australopithecus afarensis fame?

Biel_ze_Bubba January 15, 2012 at 10:52 pm

In other words, "All of us, Katy."

BarackMyWorld January 13, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Navin Johnson?

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Shirley Temple Black?

No, wait, she married a Black! Mrs. Genation!

WhatTheHeck January 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

John Holmes. Just sayin…

Blueb4sunrise January 13, 2012 at 1:32 pm

All of them Katie.

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 1:32 pm

John F. Kennedy?

Oops, sorry. That was Black Irish.

Never mind.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Hitler?

MittBorg January 14, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Actually …

DahBoner January 13, 2012 at 2:18 pm

THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND?

Chet Kincaid January 13, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Dinah Shore?

chicken_thief January 13, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Peanut butter?

MittBorg January 14, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Ludwig van Beethoven, obvs. Geeze.

nounverb911 January 13, 2012 at 1:04 pm

This guy makes Oily Taintz look sane. Almost, maybe, sort of, kinda?

hagajim January 13, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Oily needs to stay away from Santorum.

chicken_thief January 13, 2012 at 4:10 pm

No. She looks just as fucking looney as ever. And the good Rev is just as looney. Plenty o' room on the Crazy Train!!!

BarackMyWorld January 13, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I'm more disturbed by how no one's ever seen Romney and Clark Kent in the same place at the same time.

Chet Kincaid January 13, 2012 at 3:20 pm

MR. FANTASTIC LIBEL!

Barb January 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm

"So, when a man lies on his mother and his father. I mean, what else can you say …'
I dunno, incest?

widestanceshakedown January 13, 2012 at 1:14 pm

MOTHERFUCKER LIBEL!

Chillwillard January 13, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Are you Baconz' alter-ego?

widestanceshakedown January 13, 2012 at 1:25 pm

No, just quicker on the reply than usual.

OneDollarJuana January 13, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Three-way incest. Hawt!

Dashboard Buddha January 13, 2012 at 1:25 pm

OT – but I ran across an 80s adult movie recently and it was about 2 women teaming up on a guy, but the "joke" was one of the women was the dude's aunt. It was charming in a way.

Chillwillard January 13, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Was it titled "Sweet Porn Alabama" by any chance?

Dashboard Buddha January 13, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Those movies had names? I didn't notice.

Guppy January 13, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Wait, I think I've read that story

Dashboard Buddha January 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Well, things are really really slow here in Insurance Sales HQ and I was hoping for a new story to amuse and delight me.

Wonkette never disappoints.

elviouslyqueer January 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Oh please, I call such bullshit. Everyone knows Newt's father is Bozo the Clown.

Barb January 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Yes, Newt's circus has many rings, mostly charged at Tiffany's.

natoslug January 13, 2012 at 1:29 pm

So you're saying he's a person of colors? His mother, if I'm not mistaken, was Pennywise the Clown.

bikerlaureate January 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

There is a pound-foolishness about him. It just says "far-seeing" and "temperate" and "thoroughly wise" to me.

banana_bread January 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Bozo libel!

Dudleydidwrong January 13, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Don't you mean Bozo the chimp?

MrFizzy January 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm

Fuck You

sincerely

Bozo

MissTaken January 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Fun stuff does happen on Friday the 13th, thank you!

CapnFatback January 13, 2012 at 1:06 pm

You know I’m saying this satirically, but I truly do believe that. I do! I do! I do."

Oh, I'm using blah blood as a metaphor–a literal metaphor.

Chillwillard January 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm

November comes, Barry will telling Mittens, "who's your daddy?" Does that count?

Extemporanus January 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Blah, blah, blah…

anniegetyerfun January 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Well, I think Gawker has been talking a lot recently about Mitt's giant penis.

Chillwillard January 13, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Remember when Gawker used to be cool? Me either…

OneDollarJuana January 13, 2012 at 1:17 pm

I think you meant "Mitt is a giant dick".

anniegetyerfun January 13, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Why can't it be both?

Gratuitous World January 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm

and Santorum has a black lather

BarackMyWorld January 13, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Hey-Oh!

MittBorg January 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Oh, is THAT what Frank meant by the title of that album?

MissTaken January 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm

"the women were bored, it was a four-day train ride…"

I'm obviously taking the wrong train.

OneDollarJuana January 13, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Pulling a train on the train?

SorosBot January 13, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Riding the train and riding the porters.

widestanceshakedown January 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Casey Jones endorses this comment.

iburl January 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Cain Train Approves

widestanceshakedown January 13, 2012 at 1:18 pm

It's OK, Miss Taken, those gals were the wrong train (thanks, be here all week, etc.).

SorosBot January 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

It's a train where the married white women can't help themselves in the face of black dicks – yeah this definitely sounds like porn.

MissTaken January 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I think there's an entire youporn channel dedicated to this genre.

SorosBot January 13, 2012 at 1:31 pm

And back in the day there was an entire Usenet forum dedicated to it.

Um, not that I know anything about porn. No, I am far too good a citizen to ever look at that filth!

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 13, 2012 at 1:45 pm

The Internet exist, porn exist. Who can explain that?

Extemporanus January 13, 2012 at 1:40 pm

How loose is your caboose, little Lulu?

Chillwillard January 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm

And for the record, Romney is Meh, not Blah.

GunToting[Redacted] January 13, 2012 at 1:13 pm

The Selmer march? Was this a marching brass band festival?

MrFizzy January 13, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Combination of Elmer and Selma

Dudleydidwrong January 13, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Sponsored by Boosey and Hawkes, or Boozey and Hawks

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Hey, I'm almost like Newt and Mitt's mothers. They liked them some black-butt porters, and I like me some Black Butte Porters.

Extemporanus January 13, 2012 at 1:15 pm

"I'm gonna bounce back, and when I do, I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke."

- Navin L. Gingrich

AlterNewt January 15, 2012 at 12:47 am

"I'm gonna buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat."

-Moe, the bartender

LesBontemps January 13, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Newt and Mitt something something teach me how to Dougie..

Terry January 13, 2012 at 1:17 pm

"he believes that both Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney have black fathers, because no white couple would name their child Newton Leroy McPherson or Willard Mitt Romney."

Apparently the good reverend has never been to the South or to Utah. There are crazier names out there, given to people both black and white.

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Dweezil, Ahmet Rodan, Moon Unit.

Well, there goes that theory.

PsycWench January 13, 2012 at 1:32 pm

As someone whose grandmother was named Irma Magdalene, I concur.

Chet Kincaid January 13, 2012 at 3:25 pm

The good reverend has never been to a qualified professional who could medicate his delusions.

MittBorg January 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm

That man is just eat up with the hate.

Schmannnity January 13, 2012 at 1:18 pm

George Romney may have been brainwashed, but he sure wasn't Black

bikerlaureate January 13, 2012 at 1:33 pm

For some reason I read that name as George Romero.

How different the nom race wouid be, etc. etc.

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 1:39 pm

There would still be flesh-eating Zombies, so not much then?

bikerlaureate January 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm

At least the GOP nom-nom-nomination battle would be quieter…

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Well, there would be a lot less screaming…

YouBetcha January 13, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Black people. Gross.

Extemporanus January 13, 2012 at 1:21 pm

"And I don't need one other thing, except my dog…"

- Willard M. Romney

Extemporanus January 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

"…I don't need my dog."

- Willard M. Romney

gullywompr January 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

mavenmaven January 13, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Envy. Its all envy.

meatlofer January 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm

I'm just not sure??? I'm going to need a little more.

user-of-owls January 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Is this whole "lies on his father and mother" thing some sort of Crazy Negro retelling of the Princess and the Pea?

SorosBot January 13, 2012 at 1:23 pm

I think it's a retelling of the Biblical story of Lot; his daughters lied on their father.

Callyson January 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm

You know I’m saying this satirically, but I truly do believe that. I do! I do! I do.
Now, how many times are we going to hear that on Monday night's GOP Presidential debate, and from how many candidates?
(Liveblog that night?)

fuflans January 13, 2012 at 1:23 pm

i love my country.

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Actually, both of Steve Martin's parents were Black. Little known fact.

I saw it in a movie so it must be true.

user-of-owls January 13, 2012 at 1:26 pm

The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

"Waiter…there are Snails on my plate!"

That one gets me every time.

jus_wonderin January 13, 2012 at 2:03 pm

My Mom told me about my special purpose.

DahBoner January 13, 2012 at 2:15 pm

At least his Black parents taught him the difference between shit and shinola…

Texan_Bulldog January 13, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Peyton & Eli need to get their crazy uncle back in the attic.

Tundra Grifter January 13, 2012 at 1:26 pm

"Crazy Birthier" is redundant. And repetitious.

PsycWench January 13, 2012 at 1:26 pm

MANNING: He lies about his grandmother and depicts her as a typical white racist. He …
COLMES: That’s not what he said by the way. He said —

So in March 2008 at least one commentator was able to call out an interview subject for saying things that were false?

Your move, NYT.

Jukesgrrl January 13, 2012 at 11:05 pm

Well … a white commentator called out an African-American guest. That's not the same as Wolf calling out Mitt. Dream on.

Extemporanus January 13, 2012 at 1:28 pm

"The Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it, America."

- Gingrich/Romney 2012 presidential campaign slogan

Radiotherapy January 13, 2012 at 1:29 pm

It must have taken a real Einstein to name their kid Newton.

Extemporanus January 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm

His dad was a total fig HIG.

(By the by, I finally came to and provided some accompaniment your Christmas Eve theremin solo…)

Radiotherapy January 13, 2012 at 1:50 pm

"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."

Holy fuck, extem, I just found the referenced communication. I am laughing so hard my dog is worried. I hope you are OK after that yellowed egg nog bender. But if you really want a transcendental experience listen to tomato box and read Wonkette. "Vee are goink bäck."

widestanceshakedown January 13, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Due to the infant's abnormally large head, he was originally named Big Newton, but once the infant began to talk, he argued that he needed a fundamental transformation of his name, and since his parents couldn't stand that voice any more than we can, they gave in and went with just 'Newt.'

PubOption January 13, 2012 at 1:53 pm

And the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:30 pm

When I was a little pup, I had a black and white kitten named Mittens. So, hey, there's precedent!

user-of-owls January 13, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Me too! Of course, an hour later I was hungry again, but still…

JackDempsey1 January 13, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Christ, all this talk about parental lineage.
You'd think we were buying a racehorse, rather than electing a president.
By the way, I hear that Mitt's time in the quarter furlong is improving.

HarryButtle January 13, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Today, we all have blah fathers.

kissawookiee January 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm

"no white couple would name their child Newton Leroy McPherson"

Methinks Mr. Manning hasn't spent a whole lot of time south of the Winn-Dixie line.

user-of-owls January 13, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Seeing something like this gives one additional insight about son Bradley's motivation to go running into Assange's comforting arms.

SpiderCrab January 13, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Maybe I'll re-think my no-pinch policy.

Maman January 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Does that mean that Cotton Mather was black too?

hunnybee January 15, 2012 at 11:27 am

dear gods! you mean he wasn't Black? i mean he was picking all that cotton and mathering it an' stuff, jeez mareez.

SheriffRoscoe January 13, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Wonder no more! Now we know that when Birtherism comes into contact with "Newt Gingrich had a black father'ism", they annihilate each other in a spectacular burst of pure crazy.

poncho_pilot January 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm

gamma ray crazy.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 13, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Let's just be truthful here. Malcolm X was Obama's, Newt's and Mitt's real father.

chicken_thief January 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm

If we had to settle on one padre for the whole crew, odds are it was Wilt. He boned like 25,000. Might have even done some train riding in his college and early pro days.

BigDumbRedDog January 13, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Sounds like this guy should quit his job as a pastor and start writing historical interacial erotica.

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 10:40 pm

I have a feeling that's what Newt is going to be doing in 2012 – 2016. Because if we know anything about Newt, it's that he is a horny historian.

larryfinexx January 13, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Chloe Kardashian

CommieLibunatic January 13, 2012 at 2:05 pm

This is almost as crazy as the guy on the bus who babbled to me about real estate and the Founding Fathers. I swear, they'll let ANYONE talk these days.

DahBoner January 13, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Bad, bad Leroy Tiffany & Whatchootalkinbout Willard…

Biel_ze_Bubba January 13, 2012 at 2:12 pm

I think Faux News put this loon on the air just to make the GOP candidates look sane by comparison.

widestanceshakedown January 13, 2012 at 3:05 pm

That's pretty much the GOP's whole premise.

real_dc_native January 13, 2012 at 2:15 pm

So… How long do I have to stop taking my meds before I get 15 minutes on Fox News/

chicken_thief January 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Maybe we could just swap and it would speed up the process. You got any good shit?

Neoyorquino January 13, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Little known fact, Mitt's street name is "A Pimp Named Slicked-Back (Hair)".

MozakiBlocks January 13, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Yeah, I got nothing.

johnnyzhivago January 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Given that Romney speaks French, I guess ANYTHING is possible.

HistoriCat January 13, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Isn't this the guy whose church is near LimeyLizzie's place? Where is she when we need her?

Limeylizzie January 13, 2012 at 3:02 pm

She is here, yes I just posted his latest sign, I am sure he will have the new one up soon.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/13152388@N00/6691202

gurukalehuru January 13, 2012 at 2:46 pm

So, is James David Manning really Bradley's daddy. Enquiring minds want to know.

Limeylizzie January 13, 2012 at 2:58 pm

This church is about 3 blocks away from my apartment, I cannot wait to see what he has on his sign when I go to the gym tomorrow. http://www.flickr.com/photos/13152388@N00/6691202

real_dc_native January 13, 2012 at 3:25 pm

I think the sign in the photo actually makes a good point.

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Even a crazy ass Harlem pastor is right twice a day. Or something.

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 4:11 pm

It's unfortunate that it looks like there's a cover over the sign to prevent Creative Mischief. I've had a lot of fun with those movable-letter signs over the years and I'd jump at the chance to rearrange that one.

The Example that comes to mind-
In a Previous Incarnation, I used to have to ride past this little roadside place, on a busy 2 lane highway, we'll call Jesus Freek Pizza. Very RW Dad pizzamaker-in-charge, mousy retiring Mom taking money and -I shit you not- Pregnant Teen behind the counter. Good pizza, though.
Had this sign out front and it alternated between authoritarian Leviticus quotes and Hellfire insults.
One day, I'm driving past in the early early morning and I see "OUR GOD IS GOD WHATS YOURS?" which a) pissed me off and b) lit the little Prank Lightbulb in my head. I ditched the truck ( had to – Agency Vehicle), crept stealthly up and suddenly, the sign read: OUR DOG IS GOD WHATS YOURS?" as I sped away.
Their Dog was still God as I was riding home that day.

It was the easiest prank I have ever pulled and one of the most fun.

Limeylizzie January 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm

That is wonderful!

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Thank you. One of my favorites.

barto January 13, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Does he mean "lie" or "lay". I'm confused…

Allmighty_Manos January 13, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Well, Mitt is well aware of black people's affinity for randomly singing "Who Let the Dogs Out?" so maybe Rev. Nuts has a point.

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 10:46 pm

It think that youTube clip of Mitt proves absolutely that he doesn't have a drop of Black blood in him.

SFHarry January 13, 2012 at 3:27 pm

You may like my humorous video about Newt's three marriages at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSsMRe6BJE
There are chickens in it. Everybody loves chickens!
It also ends with a splash of Santorum!

littlebigdaddy January 13, 2012 at 3:28 pm

On the contrary, I would say Willard is the whitest name there is. (Of course the name on his birth certificate is Pablo Diego Garcia Romney).

DaRooster January 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Man, Newt went a bit overboard with the anal bleaching then?

MittBorg January 14, 2012 at 5:14 pm

I srsly hate you for making me think of Newt's anus.

E_Tx_Pines January 15, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Naw, Newt is all anus…

chicken_thief January 13, 2012 at 4:35 pm

"I believe that Newt Gingrich’s father was a liberal-educated black man. I do!"

Like in those days there was a conservative school that allowed blah's to enroll. Sheesh. Yer a regular Sherlock Holmes, Pastor Manning!

Tommy1733 January 13, 2012 at 4:43 pm

I wish Maning's comments would get into the news more often – funny stuff.

MittBorg January 14, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Well, I don't. I can take only so much idiocy per day, and lately the bounds have been strained.

ttommyunger January 13, 2012 at 5:29 pm

There is definitely a crazy front stationary over the lower 48 lately. No relief in sight. Back to you, Katie.

BZ1 January 13, 2012 at 7:20 pm

Manning certainly sounds like a reasonable facsimile of a lunatic

Jukesgrrl January 13, 2012 at 11:07 pm

The Winn-Dixie line. I saw what you did there.

tealsheart January 14, 2012 at 4:21 pm

No wonder Newt talked so freely about the brothers and sisters and food stamps.

SorosBot January 13, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Fun, fun, waitin' for the weekend, weekend.

MissTaken January 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

You all suck. I have an eye appt in about 15 minutes and not only will I be stuck with dilated eyes that take 4 hours to go back to normal but I'll be dilated and singing Friday, Friday in my head. Thanks.

SorosBot January 13, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Well maybe you can get another song stuck in your head to get rid of that. Try something in Spanish:

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena Hey Macarena!

fuflans January 13, 2012 at 2:49 pm

actually i am.

well, 1/2.

Limeylizzie January 13, 2012 at 3:23 pm

It's a very big building, not sure how big the congregation is, I was in there one time, I was shopping on 125th and a group of urban youth beat up and robbed a young Japanese tourist , so myself and a really nice young man took the tourist to the nearest place that seemed as if it would have first-aid- it was the church of Pastor Manning, he gave me that 'You are a green-eyed she-devil and your big breasts and round bottom will corrupt the men of Harlem look”, he was not very Christian.

elviouslyqueer January 13, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Not if Tim Tebow has anything to say about it.

Chet Kincaid January 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Have you seen the way that boy celebrates on the sidelines? He is backed WAY the fuck up. As soon as some starlet jumps his bones, this Tebowing and thanking the Lord after every 1st down will be over with.

chicken_thief January 13, 2012 at 4:04 pm

"Starlet"? So you think he swings that way, huh…..

Biel_ze_Bubba January 15, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Hilarious cartoon in the New Yorker: Grumpy-looking football player talking to a reporter: "First of all, I'd like to blame God for today's loss."

poncho_pilot January 13, 2012 at 4:10 pm

well, since he was governor of Taxachusetts…but he does have a spare Mormon rocket ship buried in Cleveland. he's actually responsible for the Cuyahoga River Fire.

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 10:43 pm

I have to spend more time in Harlem. I could use some getting corrupted by some big breasts and round bottoms.

HistoriCat January 14, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Jesus says green-eyed she-devils with big breasts and round bottoms need love too!

MittBorg January 14, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I think I begin to see how is babby formed and girl get pragnut.

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