Some unintentional American Heroes of comedy placed one of a series of billboards touting the jerb creation skillz of Wisconsin’s Kochgobbler governor Scott Walker directly in front of a shuttered GM factory that sent 10,000 people to the unemployment line. It’s such an apt visual, seeing his fat head up there surveying the landscape of other peoples’ misery with a weaselly, self-satisfied grin. And how is the whole job creation process going in Wisconsin these days? “In every month since June, the state has lost jobs both overall and in the private sector,” according to the federal Bureau of Labor Statistics. Has everyone in Wisconsin remembered to sign the recall Walker petition yet? They’re due next week!
The billboard has already come down, boo, after the pro-Walker group that sponsored it heard that the Internet was making fun.
Oh well, it could not really get much worse for Scott Walker anyway, who is so hated in Wisconsin that he’s been forced to exile himself from his own state to go beg evil factions in the rest of the country to give him money to support his villainy.
From the AP:
State law allows those targeted for a recall to ignore normal campaign donation limits until the recall election is set. Walker reported raising more than $5 million as of mid-December, with roughly half coming from outside Wisconsin, and has been traveling the country seeking donations. He was in Texas on Thursday speaking at a conservative legislative forum.
Ha ha, shouldn’t Texas have to keep Scott Walker, if they are buying him?
Recall organizers will be submitting hundreds of thousands of signatures on the petition deadline next Tuesday, let the fun begin! [Wisconsin Radio Network/ AP]
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Walker's preaching to his own choir.
He's carrying water for the Koch brothers and their pals.
OK now unlike the troll's comment on Colbert below Walker is someone who really does deserve to have marines piss on him.
UAW members, too. Teachers, State workers, they should get their turn, as well.
Is there a line forming? Do we need to take numbers?
Is he still trying to raise money? Cuz I would pay to see that (somebody tell his campaign manager).
Walker-Cleveland Steamer 2012
Scott Walker going around the country begging for money to keep his jerb — it's another strong Rethuglican strategy to solve America's unemployment problem!
Why, it's something Americans all over the country are doing! …except for the "keeping your jerb" part.
Don't let the rusted gate hit you in the ass on the way out, Walker!
They've taken it down, but thanks to the Intertoobz, it lives forever!
That picture would be complete if Michael Moore were standing in the parking lot flipping the bird to the billboard.
Governor Goblin Koch, pack your bags.
That's ok that the sign isn't there anymore. Photos like the memory of Walker's dastardly deeds will live forever
Irony is not just a river in Egypt, my friends.
That's not a Walker billboard. It's for Newt's new film, "When Mitt Romney Came to Town."
In Walker's defense, it takes two people to put up a billboard, therefore he technically created "jobs".
Billboards are people, my friend.
Well billboards don't just put themselves up and then take themselves down, now do they?
Job Creation!!1!1
Think about all the jobs created after he is recalled and has to take down all his campaign signs!
By being such a douche that he's inspired recall petitions against the eligible Republicans in the state legislature and now himself, Walker's created jobs in the campaign industry too!
Those are South Carolina-type jobs (volunteering).
Is being recalled a qualification for unemployment insurance?
Wow, fleeing the jurisdiction for political purposes. Wisconsin's GOP is going to go absolutely apeshit, right?
To be fair, he did create a job for installing and removing job-creation billboard ads. So there's that.
What's the matter? People not using toilet paper any more? How disgusting.
When will he be called to the carpet for spending taxpayer dollars on private frivolities like "communication"? You teabaggers are all selective pussies.
Governor Walker will keep some movers employed when they have to haul his shit out of the governor's mansion to make way for the new governor.
Hey Scotty, move to Tex-ass and get yourself a TV show. Call it "Walker, Texas Douchenozzle."
DO. NOT. WANT.
Billboards are people too, my friends.
Jinx!
According to this show I've been watching one must shoot a walker in the head in order to put it down so I'm not sure if all these signed petitions will be enough.
That billboard was just crying out for a Hitler-stache to be drawn on it.
OH! That's what the barbed wire was to prevent.
Walker, TexasChanger, next on CBS
My billboard drives all the jobs from the place,
And I'm like,
I got mine, Fuck you,
Damn right I got mine, Fuck you.
I can tell you (Tejas)
But I have to charge
So Scotty has been travling all over the country Kochsucking for $$$$? Big fucking surprise. I hope you Wisconsinites send this douchenozzle to the dustbin of loser history where he can join the Tundra Twat in leaving our collective consciousness – forever!
Was it taken down before anyone had the chance to draw devil horns and a goatee on him? I hope not.
Well, there's always Photoshop…
Ah like Mitt Romney he is a job creamator. With proper attribution to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
"Ha ha, shouldn’t Texas have to keep Scott Walker, if they are buying him?"
Fuck no. Isn't it enough that we have to put up with Dick Ferry?
I'm waiting for the day Walker joins those 10 thousand unemployed GM workers at the unemployment office.
The unemployed GM workers will have many kind words for union busting Walker.
The billboard has already come down, boo, after the pro-Walker group that sponsored it heard that the Internet was making fun.
In related news, we have always been at war with Eastasia.
OT: I knew it!!
Nehru Jackets are BACK BABEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-165413…
Walker libel. Clearly that is not Wisconsin, as there are no palm trees.
http://wonkette.com/439639/yes-wisconsin-now-has-…
Whenever I think of Walker I experience the most remarkable combination of stultifying boredom and wracking nausea.
Koch-sucking is a job!
Billboards are jobs, my friend.
Walker is ok, Haley Barbour,pardoned him.
In Scott Walker's defense, the billboard says he is "creating" jobs, as in future tense. That means he is working on it.
It doesn't says Governor Scott Walker CREATED jobs for Wisconsin.
It's a gerund, but not necessarily future tense. "Will be creating" is future. Creating implies an active effort to make.
Then again, Scooter is on the
takemake, so PolitiFact Wisconsin rates this billboard's claim TRUER WORDS NEVER SPOKEN.Billboards go up, billboards come down. You can't explain it.
The real irony? "GM" stands for "Grand Marquees."
I thought it was Grand Macaque. Did George Allen lie to me?
in mitt's defense, if scott were employed in the private sector it would be a lot easier to fire him.
He's creating jobs, those Bain types profiting off all these closures need valets, shoe shine boys, strip clubs to throw money around in, etc…
But Scotty did create jobs, according to Urban Dictionary's definition:
snowjob
The process in which a line of coke is placed on an erected penis, a woman snorts it and then proceeds to give it a blowjob.
Well, it IS Wisconsin after all…
More rightwing social engineering.
As a non-resident, part time resident of WI, I can tell that Scott makes the Birthers look sane in comparison.
My guess is a number of the former factory workers are making ends meet by doing "jobs" in the alleyways surrounding the plant.
lot lizards servicing the lizard people?
Needs moar Photoshops of Walker-themed billboards above cemeteries, bankruptcy lawyers' offices, plasma donation centers, etc.
for any other slackers in Wisconsin, like me, today's the last day. get thee to a recall office.
http://www.unitedwisconsin.com/
I bet Union Thug teachers had something to do with this scandalous billboard placement.
Mitt Romney would say "10,000 down; 90,000 to go…"
Wisconsin should try a new tact, raise money and pay him to resign, and go run for governor of Texas.
I'll bet those were union billboard installers.
Well, if its on a Bill Board, I guess it has to be true, right? I mean, shit, we are talking about Wisconsinites here. They wrote a book about them called "Gullible's Travels".
Here's your New Year's resolution, sign the recall Walker petition!
What a shit bag. The sooner he's gone the better.
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