• May 26, 2012

Republicans Mad About Debt Ceiling Increase They Already Agreed To

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson  

Something something rat infestation on the rise in DC again these days, we hear?

Here’s an amusing tale of woe from the dysfunctional family of mutants running the federal government: Barack Obama mentioned in the waning days of 2011 that he needed permission to raise the debt ceiling once again, as outlined and wholly foreseen by the debt agreement reached after a lot of tearful hate sex with Congress in August, but congressional leaders asked him to wait to make the request since HELLO, ON VACATION and wanted a chance to formally vote on it instead of just letting the request receive a standard automatic approval after fifteen days without a response. Obama agreed to wait to prove that he unlike everyone else in America has decided to Respect Congress or whatever, mostly we are guessing because of all the Republican sobbing over his recess appointments, and so now John Boehner’s thank-you-for-waiting greeting card for Obama has arrived in the form of a whiny statement scolding the President for asking for a thing both parties agreed to months ago.

From the AP:

Obama originally planned to make this request in December, but with Congress on vacation until mid-January, lawmakers asked the president to delay his request so they could vote on the matter when they returned.

“Washington’s mounting debt is a drag on our economic recovery, and this request is another reminder that the president has consistently punted on the tough choices needed to rein in the deficit and protect important programs for American seniors from going bankrupt,” said Brendan Buck, spokesman for House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio.

HAHAHAHA remember that time that Ronald Reagan was president, and he tripled the national debt, while in office, and everyone cheered and talked for the next hundred years about how he was the best thing to happen to Earth since Jesus? Yeah. Anyway, the request to raise the debt ceiling will go through because John Boehner is too worn out for another orgy (hint: it’s an election year), SAD, the end. [AP]

{ 192 comments }

DrunkIrishman January 12, 2012 at 8:52 pm

It's probably starting to sink in that the Kenyan Marxist Socialist Muslim is going to be around for a few more years and it's just eating at them.

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 9:09 pm

And that Speaker Boner will be back to Minority Leader Boner soon (oh I hope so).

trampndirtdown January 12, 2012 at 11:17 pm

And then Nancy Smash!

Callyson January 13, 2012 at 1:57 am

I can't wait to see Princess Nancy take the gavel back!

Lascauxcaveman January 13, 2012 at 11:21 am

Insha'Allah.

memzilla January 12, 2012 at 9:14 pm

From your mouth to G-d's Diebold Machine.

Barb January 12, 2012 at 8:52 pm

"Brendan Buck, spokesman for House Speaker John Boehner,.."
I thought Johnny Walker Black was his spokesman.

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 9:10 pm

And here I thought it was Johnny Walker Orange.

Barb January 12, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Your p-ness got bigger, congrats!

Negropolis January 12, 2012 at 10:12 pm

And, I've been living under a rock, because sure as his skin is a shade of Mandarin, I thought his spokesperson was Jack Daniels.

memzilla January 12, 2012 at 9:15 pm

You're confusing Johnny with Philip Morris.

bumfug January 12, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Brendan Buck sounds like a British porn star

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 12:09 am

Not his spokesman, but his closest adviser.

Angry_Marmot January 13, 2012 at 12:11 am

Johnny Walker Black is his co-pilot.

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:12 am

Probably the only Black he would allow on his personal plane.

Negropolis January 13, 2012 at 7:14 am

Surely, you mean Johnny Walker Blah, right?

Tundra Grifter January 13, 2012 at 11:12 am

Are you thinking of "The Letter Johnnie Walker Read?"

Texan_Bulldog January 12, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Yeah, but Ronnie Reagan was white…

emmelemm January 12, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Terlet rat alert!

user-of-owls January 14, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Go back to Elba, you freak.

user-of-owls January 12, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Don't you think it's a bit too over the top, even by Wonket standards, to post Eric Cantor's baby pictures?

Barb January 12, 2012 at 8:56 pm

Oh smack! Classic.

user-of-owls January 12, 2012 at 9:05 pm

What? Are you saying that's not a pic of Eric in his mother's womb?

Barb January 12, 2012 at 9:10 pm

I dunno, Boehner would be the expert on this subject.

Radiotherapy January 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm

He is a big supporter of the Rat-hood legislation.

OCcupied_Surf_Serf January 12, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Rats are people too, my friends…

(Well, actually: "…almost all human genes known to be associated with diseases have counterparts in the rat genome and appear highly conserved through mammalian evolution, confirming that the rat is an excellent model for many areas of medical research….")

C_R_Eature January 12, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Comparing Eric Cantor to a Rat? That's very wrong.

Rats don't deserve it, you can actually get attached to Rats and there's some things Rats absolutely, positively will not do.

Barb January 12, 2012 at 9:36 pm

True, rats have been known to eat their own young and Mrs Cantor didn't have the good sense to do the same.

C_R_Eature January 12, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Glass Half Empty. Just consider the ones she DID eat, Eh?

Glass Half Full!

Biel_ze_Bubba January 13, 2012 at 6:38 am

Pff… the glass is obviously twice as big as it needs to be.

poncho_pilot January 13, 2012 at 7:57 am

they would do anything for love but they won't do that*.

*obstruct congress.

Loaded_Pants January 12, 2012 at 10:10 pm

I hope you get a lot of p-points for this. And no, that's not a toilet joke.

not that Dewey January 12, 2012 at 11:24 pm

Are you implying that Cantor was aborted?

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 12:11 am

Is that why he's so mad?

Crank_Tango January 13, 2012 at 12:36 am

I think he was ALMOST aborted, and that's why he's T-Bowling.

Harry_S_Truman January 12, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Hold on. I have to pee. Be right back.

Swampgas_Man January 12, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Soak the rat, win a cookie.

Spurning Beer January 12, 2012 at 9:32 pm

That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Pee on the corpse.

Harry_S_Truman January 12, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Ouch. That's cold, man.

Spurning Beer January 12, 2012 at 10:11 pm

Sorry, HST. I didn't mean any offense. Urinating on things is just a physical form of snark.

Harry_S_Truman January 12, 2012 at 10:16 pm

No offense taken, Spurning. It's just a bugger to to think that dumb-fuck Marines can stoop so low.

Tundra Grifter January 13, 2012 at 11:14 am

HST:

I was going to ask if you just shot a burgler.

Too soon?

memzilla January 12, 2012 at 8:55 pm

I'm so old I can remember when Rethuglicans actually cared if they got caught telling easily refuted bald-faced lies.

I guess Regent's University isn't teaching Political Ethics anymore… or, maybe they are.

jesus_vs_gojira January 12, 2012 at 11:18 pm

I'm so old I can remember when they didn't try to wreck our credit rating on purpose in a fit of pique.

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 12:12 am

"That was not intended to be a factual statement."

Biel_ze_Bubba January 13, 2012 at 6:43 am

"Political ethics" is right up there with "military intelligence" on the Guiness world record oxymoron list.

spends2much January 12, 2012 at 8:55 pm

John "Worst Speaker Ever" Boehner, ladies and gentleman. Just go tee up and shut up, you useless sack of Valencia oranges.

emmelemm January 12, 2012 at 8:56 pm

CITRUS LIBEL!

memzilla January 12, 2012 at 9:16 pm

HISPANIC CITRUS LIBEL.

Negropolis January 12, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Catalonian Espana Citrus libel!

ShaveTheWhales January 12, 2012 at 9:39 pm

TTFU

trampndirtdown January 12, 2012 at 11:20 pm

Now with 20% more fungicide.

Donner, Party of 1 January 12, 2012 at 8:56 pm

How do I get paid $200,000 a year for abdicating my job to someone else and then writing them whiny letters?

Mahousu January 12, 2012 at 9:10 pm

I'm not quite sure. If you had said $2 million instead, then I'd reply, "Be Sarah Palin."

memzilla January 12, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Have your personal SuperPAC donate $400,000 to Boehner.

Chet Kincaid January 13, 2012 at 12:29 am

Practice, practice, practice!

snackypants January 13, 2012 at 2:08 am

Don't forget about the free health insurance for life, also.

Mort_Sinclair January 12, 2012 at 8:58 pm

I've been thinking that Boehner's buckets of tears probably leech the toxic chemicals from his "tan," then he gets that shit all over his clothes and, presumably, handkerchiefs (ugh), then he washes them….. Never mind how much of that shit comes off in the shower and goes down the drain. The guy's a one-man chemical spill.

WinterOuthouse January 12, 2012 at 11:03 pm

Haz-Mat suit required

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:33 am

Boner needz to spill the whine.

ElPinche January 12, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Even Ratatouille said "fuck it" and drowned himself.

Harry_S_Truman January 12, 2012 at 9:04 pm

He did? Damn, I loved that little fucker.

user-of-owls January 12, 2012 at 9:02 pm

My fervent wish is that 2012 sees the inauguration of a "Word Hague" with the authority to try and convict those who commit Crimes Against Meaning, because people like this Buck so-and-so would be swinging from a scaffold somewhere very soon.

Maybe, like, Antonymopolis, Greece or some place.

memzilla January 12, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Overseen by Supreme Justice Lexicon Luther.

user-of-owls January 12, 2012 at 9:11 pm

And Danish Special Prosecutor Lars Gramatika.

CapnFatback January 12, 2012 at 10:23 pm

Yeah, but I can't stand his over-the-top celebrations after successfully convicting an offender.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender January 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Boehner is notorious for his many anti-semantic statements.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender January 12, 2012 at 9:25 pm

I don't know if Brendan Buck can be tried for execrable statements that originate with John Boehner. After all, he's simply following ordures.

user-of-owls January 12, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Still, it makes me want to punctuate him in the face.

KeepFnThatChicken January 12, 2012 at 9:42 pm

You want him to dieresis, or semi-dieresis?

Maybe you could virgule him, or kick his asterisk.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender January 12, 2012 at 11:16 pm

I had an uncle who had his semicolon removed.

Now he has to punctuate into a rubber bag.

Dudleydidwrong January 12, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Since he's a prickasaurus I hope the bastard is attacked by a rabid thesaurus

not that Dewey January 13, 2012 at 12:27 am

Greece's economy is in pretty rough shape. I'm not sure they can afford to levy a sin tax to pay for that.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender January 12, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Oh, look! You can see its little hands!

ShaveTheWhales January 12, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Hook it up to the heartbeat monitor.

Loaded_Pants January 12, 2012 at 10:21 pm

Speaking of which, the VA General Assembly has a "personhood bill" they'll be voting on.
I'm thinking these dumb fucks (in every state) who would support such a bill should just come up with a "Life begins at foreplay" bill & be done with it.

PsycWench January 12, 2012 at 10:32 pm

Why wait that long? A "Life begins at two beers and serious eye contact" bill would be more efficient.

HistoriCat January 13, 2012 at 9:43 am

Two beers and serious eye contact doesn't count as foreplay? Oops.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender January 12, 2012 at 11:24 pm

It's what's in your mind that counts; your intentions, that's how we'll judge you. What you want to do. Mortal sin had to be a grievous offense, sufficient reflection and full consent of the will. Ya had'ta WANNA! In fact, WANNA was a sin all by itself. "Thou Shalt Not WANNA"…

It was a sin for you to wanna feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to plan to feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to figure out a place to feel up Ellen. It was a sin to take Ellen to the place to feel her up. It was a sin to try to feel her up and it was a sin to feel her up. There were six sins in one feel, man!

–"Class Clown," 1972

(Like I even need to name who did that!)

Loaded_Pants January 12, 2012 at 11:42 pm

I believe that was the esteemed American philosopher Dr. George Denis Patrick Carlin?
His lectures never did put me to sleep.

snackypants January 13, 2012 at 2:09 am

Put it in a jar and parade it around at your campaign rallies?

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 12, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Wait a minute. I thought that the Republicans said that Congress was not in recess when Obama made his recess appointments. Now, which is it?

Mahousu January 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm

They're not in recess, exactly, but they have senioritis. It's hard for them to concentrate.

Callyson January 13, 2012 at 2:04 am

If they have senioritis, does that mean the assholes will be graduating and then moving on? Works for me (and now I guess I know how the teachers at my high school felt…)

ShaveTheWhales January 12, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Cognition, meet dissonance.

Sparky McRomney January 12, 2012 at 11:59 pm

It's the same people that think Paul Ryan is a genius. Reality isn't their strong suit.

Radiotherapy January 13, 2012 at 12:20 am

Paul Ryan is a tadpole. A young, smug amphibian who thinks they are smarter than all the lower life forms on that side of the pond. Cantor is "the Hammer" and Ryan is "the New Newt." I'm not sure which one I have more contempt for.

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:38 am

Congressional Republicans don't play well with others. When they go out to recess, they mostly play with themselves.

Callyson January 13, 2012 at 2:05 am

they mostly play with themselves
What, and deny the call girls and rent boys honest work?
JOB DESTROYERS!

DaRooster January 13, 2012 at 9:30 am

"Now, which is it?"

Yes.

KeepFnThatChicken January 12, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Something tells me that once Boehner gets worked up in that orgy, he'll start sweating alcohol, and become winded thanks to his COPD.

So, in the interest of the country, someone please fuck this man. Until he cardiac arrests.

Texan_Bulldog January 12, 2012 at 9:07 pm

I'm not sure who loves their country that much…unless Callista has a sister.

fuflans January 12, 2012 at 9:23 pm

wow. he must have a wife. i've never seen / heard from her.

Texan_Bulldog January 12, 2012 at 9:41 pm

I think he's married. I did hear rumors that he was sleeping with some (female) lobbyist but no one in the press corps cares enough to find out–and who can blame them?

Jukesgrrl January 12, 2012 at 10:24 pm

If you Google "Mrs. John Boehner" you get plenty of photos of Boehner with women, most of whom are recognizable political figures, including Nancy Reagan, Virginia Fox, and Orly Taitz. For some reason I also got photos of Bono, Conan O'Brien, and the Pope in a red cowgirl hat.

According to the NY Times, he is legally wed to a real estate agent in Ohio named Debbie. She rarely shows her face in DC. They have two grown daughters but I doubt he has sex these days. With the amount of alcohol running through his veins he'd have to take so much Viagra, he'd be blue instead of orange.

Callyson January 13, 2012 at 2:08 am

You're right! But this one was my favorite: http://fromtheleft.wordpress.com/2011/08/11/mrs-j...

KeepFnThatChicken January 12, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Well, Callista will soon be available now that Newt's no longer a viable candidate.

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 12:15 am

Or if she gets cancer, whatever happens first.

memzilla January 12, 2012 at 9:05 pm

You know, the Rethuglicans have gotten so good at re-weaving reality into their own verminous fabric of lies and misdirection that I'm seriously worried they may warp the very space-time continuum we live in.

And the speed and efficiency with which they do it! This can't be a purely human effort. Someone must have taken a black-box trading algorithm, an alpha, and recoded it.

KeepFnThatChicken January 12, 2012 at 9:15 pm

…and went back in time, planting the recoded information into our collective psyche well enough that no one knows who actually had the inception.

poncho_pilot January 13, 2012 at 8:05 am

so Philip K. Dick writing a story in the Lovecraft Mythos?

BlueMonkeh January 12, 2012 at 9:06 pm

Holy fuck? Is that one of Santorum's young'uns in the shitter? Did one of his live births do that to his brother?

Schmannnity January 12, 2012 at 9:06 pm

Poor Boehner. Just going through the gratuitous partisan smack motions. You can tell he doesn't really feel the rat fuck hate/politics of personal destruction in his bones like his former leader,Newt. Have another Marlboro John, the politics of personal combustion

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 9:08 pm

"Washington’s mounting debt is a drag on our economic recovery"

Um, no; in fact it's practically the opposite, Washington's refusal to spend enough is a drag on our economic recovery.

OCcupied_Surf_Serf January 12, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Washington is mounting a mad drag queen for tearful hate sex ??

Read too drunk fast again.

JustPixelz January 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm

"HAHAHAHA remember that time that Ronald Reagan was president…"

HAHAHAHA remember that time that George Dubya Bush was president … GAH! I had forgotten. It's coming back. The pain. The pain.

Loaded_Pants January 12, 2012 at 10:25 pm

I remember both Reagan and W, it's a double whammy of PTSD.

Radiotherapy January 12, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Rats are definitely free marketers.

Angry_Marmot January 13, 2012 at 12:25 am

But not vulture capitalists.

Radiotherapy January 13, 2012 at 1:26 am

So what you're saying is that rats, and PBS, are socialists. So Can'tor and Boner are more like the squalor and disease in the post photo? OK

Guppy January 12, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Barry's response: "What's that, Boner? I can't hear you! What? You're on Double Secret Recess? More appointments for everyone, then!"

rocktonsam January 12, 2012 at 9:22 pm

shouldn't we be paying attention to weasel face Cantor or that rat face Paul Ryan since they want everyone to die. instead of seeing drunky John saying whatever

Chillwillard January 12, 2012 at 9:23 pm

HAHAHAHA remember that time that Ronald Reagan was president?

No, but by the time he was into his second term, Ronnie couldn't remember his own presidency either.

ManchuCandidate January 12, 2012 at 9:24 pm

"Deficits Don't Matter"
-Dick "Dick" Cheney to a stunned Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill in 2002.

The only thing the GOPers are fiscally responsible about are taking bribes from the 1%.

johnnyzhivago January 12, 2012 at 9:26 pm

You mean their Rentboy Charge Accounts!

fuflans January 12, 2012 at 9:25 pm

and yet and yet. they tell me there's a good chance republicans are going to get all three power centers again.

Negropolis January 12, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Whoever "they" are, you should stop listening to them. Really. Honestly. Truly. Verily. Also.

Dudleydidwrong January 12, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Was that rat in the toilet whispering to you by any chance?

Guppy January 13, 2012 at 2:39 am

"Power centers?" I thought White Jesus hated yoga.

poncho_pilot January 13, 2012 at 8:10 am

maybe his third chakra is unbalanced. someone should punch him in the solar plexus. haha. jk. i don't believe in any of that stuff.

johnnyzhivago January 12, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Honestly, forget the elections, round up these "Republicans" and throw them in the ocean or something.

donner_froh January 12, 2012 at 9:28 pm

If selected members of Congress–the Republican "leadership" of both houses, for example, plus all those members of the House who owe their election to the Tea Party–had big chunks of depleted uranium hung around their necks and were thrown overboard into the Puerto Rico Trench, would that be:

A good thing or a very good thing?

memzilla January 12, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Cthulhu says it's a waste of good protein. Sail them off to R'lyeh instead.

ShaveTheWhales January 12, 2012 at 9:53 pm

A good start.

memzilla January 12, 2012 at 10:58 pm

Alternate punchline: "Not enough Republicans."

Biel_ze_Bubba January 13, 2012 at 7:07 am

A waste of perfectly good depleted uranium.

johnnyzhivago January 12, 2012 at 9:34 pm
Jukesgrrl January 12, 2012 at 10:30 pm

I wish I could believe the stuff I read on truth-out but I kept track during the Bush Administration and hardly any of it panned out.

Dudleydidwrong January 12, 2012 at 11:04 pm

It's a matter of defining the word "secede" but it appears to me that the Uber-rich have less and less concern for the conditions of the rest of the US, or of the world for that matter. I wish they would secede and find one of the Mormon planets on which to dwell.

MissTaken January 12, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Oh goodie! It's summer 2011 all over again.

Who will be the closeted gay for me to date this time?

user-of-owls January 12, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Me, me! Oh, wait. I'm a closeted straight guy.

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 9:53 pm

In 2011? Ouch; guess I'm lucky my experience dating a closeted lesbian was way back in college.

Limeylizzie January 13, 2012 at 9:27 am

I think that's me.

MissTaken January 13, 2012 at 9:49 am

Yay! And Soros thanks you for the early morning tickle of his pickle with that comment.

iburl January 12, 2012 at 9:39 pm

A song:
Mr. Boner's crying 'cuz he's happy
Mr. Boner's crying 'cuz he's happy
He loves this country more than you
but his weeping's never sappy
Mr. Boner's crying 'cuz he's…. Happy!

ttommyunger January 12, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Photo Caption: "A look inside the mind of Newt Gingrich."

mavenmaven January 12, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Soon, when the Bain corporation takes over the country, they will run up the debt even further, declare bankruptcy, then sell us off to the highest bidder.

Negropolis January 12, 2012 at 10:28 pm

This is good news for Jon Huntsman…he already speaks Mandarin.

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:45 am

Huntsman/Boehner/2012! Tart!

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 12:21 am

Romney will be handing out pink slips for your American citizenship. Please leave your Social Security card on your desk when you leave.

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:46 am

I'm thinking there'll be so many voluntary early retirements that he won't have to hand out pink slips.

ShaveTheWhales January 12, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Lies, damned lies, and shit Republicans say.

SudsMcKenzie January 12, 2012 at 9:50 pm

"Deficit's don't matter"

Quetzacotal

BarackMyWorld January 12, 2012 at 9:58 pm

Since 2/3 of the national debt is owed to Americans…isn't this really like owing money to your own family?

Biel_ze_Bubba January 13, 2012 at 7:04 am

So long as it's the poor who owe the rich, the GOP is OK with it.

cheetojeebus January 12, 2012 at 10:00 pm

mmm protein.

Negropolis January 12, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Who is running against Boehner in his district? I'm not even sure if it matters, though, because even if he does survive (and it's likely) he will not be speaker past November, regardless of whether or not the GOP keeps the House. Poor, little bastard.

SudsMcKenzie January 12, 2012 at 10:24 pm

I think its Danny Noonan.

Radiotherapy January 12, 2012 at 11:27 pm

Are you saying the little rats in the picture are going to get bigger?

Biff January 12, 2012 at 10:54 pm

Damn, couldn't log on to my wonkette for about 2 hours, glad it's back, before I opened a vein or something.

WinterOuthouse January 12, 2012 at 11:00 pm

Drunken orange bastards crying in their beer is so 2011

bikerlaureate January 12, 2012 at 11:09 pm

C'mon, that bipartisan debt agreement was almost twenty weeks ago!

MilwaukeeKent January 12, 2012 at 11:10 pm

What they always do — take the credit.

jesus_vs_gojira January 12, 2012 at 11:25 pm

the president has consistently punted on the tough choices

YOU were the fuckers who deliberately torpedoed the deficit super-duper committee — oh, never mind. It's like trying to argue with someone on Opposite Day.

BZ1 January 12, 2012 at 11:34 pm

Of course Congress will want to go along with a new debt ceiling increase, sorry, been drinking …

Warpde January 12, 2012 at 11:36 pm

Hey John, your date appears to be experiencing some difficulties.

BarackMyWorld January 13, 2012 at 12:07 am

I love Republican-on-Republican violence…
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/topofthetick...

Callyson January 13, 2012 at 2:35 am

JFC, I have heard of people taking credit for things they initially opposed, but JFC…

emmelemm January 13, 2012 at 3:36 am

It's a beautiful thing.

SorosBot January 13, 2012 at 12:08 am

I would love to see Obama turn around and quote one of the greatest bands of the Twentieth Century, and say:

We;re not gonna take it
No, we ain't gonna take it
We're not gonna taje it
Anymo-or-or-or.

Radiotherapy January 13, 2012 at 12:24 am

Or this:
Cause I'm Black and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped
Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps
Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but rednecks for 400 years if you check
Don't worry be happy
Was a number one jam
Damn if I say it you can slap me right here
(Get it) lets get this party started right
Right on, c'mon
What we got to say
Power to the people no delay
To make everybody see
In order to fight the powers that be

Biel_ze_Bubba January 13, 2012 at 6:53 am

Coming on top of the GOP's "same as the old boss" refrain, I think this could be a hit.

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 12:23 am

Has someone checked to see if that rat's penis has been removed? Because I hear that, after being lightly salted, Republicans consider them quite the delicacy.

io9k9s January 13, 2012 at 12:39 am

and goddammit Cantor, quit leaving the seat up!!!

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:51 am

Rats will eat almost anything, but I suspect even they would refuse lightly salted Congressional Republican dicks.

Angry_Marmot January 13, 2012 at 2:50 am

The Koch brothers, however, always carry some in their pockets, keep a bowlful on their desks, and offer lightly salted Congressional Republican dicks to all their guests.

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 2:38 am

OT, but shit like this makes me worry more for the future of my grandchildren than almost anything the Rethugs could do.

KenLayIsAlive January 13, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Hahaha. Oh gawd. The fuck is next? Fire departments going to seek input on whether they should put out fires? (Assuming the $75 has been paid, of course….) This country is going down the shitter. That rat is just waving goodbye.

I’m looking for reader input on whether and when New York Times news reporters should challenge “facts” that are asserted by newsmakers they write about.

lochnessmonster January 13, 2012 at 6:37 am

He's too busy playing golf to speak for himself so he has his lackey do it…

Negropolis January 13, 2012 at 7:08 am

So, so, so very glad to hear Colbert is exploring running for president in his homestate of South Carolina. The day he announces will truly be a "good day in South Carolina!" If Paul can't successfully pull of my wish of Operation Chaos, Stephen might be able to help. Show them how corrupt and petty and unserious this system really is.

EDIT: Just heard there is no write-ins on the South Carolina primary ballot. FWAHK!

KeepFnThatChicken January 13, 2012 at 9:20 am

I love Stephen's art, and his culture jamming tendencies. I'm curious to know how he'll apply the super PAC to cause the most disruption. The Iowa ads for Rick Parry were cute, but weak.

JerryFrey January 13, 2012 at 7:42 am

The recent debt ceiling circus maximus was a sideshow to the real main issue: the imperative for a balanced budget.

Graphics, like actions, can speak louder than words — here they are:
http://napoleonlive.info/see-the-evidence/debt-de...

Bluestatelibel January 13, 2012 at 8:10 am

RAT LIBEL! (Rats are actually intelligent, resourceful, affectionate creatures. Please pick another creature to compare teabagger congress to before I have my attorney contact you.)

OKthennext January 13, 2012 at 8:10 am

The debt ceiling has next-to-nothing to do with protecting "important programs for America's seniors from going bankrupt", cry-me-a-river-Boehner, because those programs come from payroll taxes.

(Whoops. A snark-free fact. Gotta try harder next time.)

outragedcitizen January 13, 2012 at 9:05 am

IMHO, Reagan was not even a good actor.

HistoriCat January 13, 2012 at 9:51 am

If he had been a better actor he wouldn't have been president.

Wonderthing January 13, 2012 at 1:41 pm

"Anything the black guy wants– NIX IT."

– Republican Policy Statement

Slim_Pickins January 13, 2012 at 1:48 pm

So by honoring the GOP request, BO strengthens his arguments for the recess appointments, BRILLIANT (or at least smarter than the GOP).

Barb January 12, 2012 at 9:35 pm

You make science sexy.

ShaveTheWhales January 12, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Rats share more genes with humans than do Republican legislators.

#notintendedtobeafactualstatementbutitseemslikelydoesntit

flamingpdog January 13, 2012 at 1:20 am

Republicans are also an excellent model for many areas of medical research. Especially the kind that involves electrodes and ear transplants.

Dogless_Heathen January 12, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Republizards share more genes with rats than they do with humans maybe also

tealsheart January 12, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Core Values: Honor – A U.S. Marine must never lie, never cheat, never steal, but that is not enough. Much more is required. Each Marine must cling to an uncompromising code of personal integrity, accountable for his actions and holding others accountable for theirs. And, above all, honor mandates that a Marine never sully the reputation of his Corps.

Steverino247 January 13, 2012 at 12:18 am

You're being redundant when using a term like "dumb-fuck Marines."

Loaded_Pants January 12, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Unless they have to pee.

not that Dewey January 13, 2012 at 12:24 am

Probably due to his hardscrabble childhood.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 13, 2012 at 6:37 am

Hey … since we're sort of down on using chimps in research these days, could we maybe, you know….

Texan_Bulldog January 13, 2012 at 8:05 am

OMG, not only is she also orange, John Boehner is downright pretty compared to her! Eeekkk she looks like John with a wig…no wonder she 'rarely shows her face'.

Jukesgrrl January 14, 2012 at 4:23 am

Geez!They're both the color of the antique Constitution.The daughters look a little haughty, don't they?Must come from being natives of the Cincinnati suburbs, lol.

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 8:05 am

"Republicans for Smaller Glasses!"

Hey, It'll catch on.

HistoriCat January 13, 2012 at 9:40 am

The glass is full – it's just that half of it is full of air.

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 9:46 am

Science!
– Thomas Dolby

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