GAFFING AROUND  6:36 pm January 12, 2012

Santorum Calls Romney ‘Just a Paler Shade of What We Have’

by Liz Colville

Rick Santorum, down in South Carolina with the rest of the troupe, decided Thursday afternoon to lump Mitt Romney’s proposed policies in with President Obama, further confusing the capitalism debate to the point that it now sounds like an LSAT question with no real answer. In the process, he, albeit not necessarily consciously, decided to call Romney “just a paler shade” of the President. Whoooops.

The candidate, according to The Caucus,

urged voters to dismiss the conventional wisdom that Mitt Romney has an upper hand in the nominating contest. He said the party can win back the White House only by offering a “clear contrast” with President Obama. “We need contrasts,” Mr. Santorum said, “not just a paler shade of what we have.”

According to the latest poll released by Insider Advantage Thursday, Santorum is polling at 14 percent in South Carolina, behind Gingrich at 21 percent and Romney at 23 percent, so as a somewhat viable contender, he has every right to be committing verbal gaffes.

But in all/some seriousness, there’s a big chunk of evangelicals in this country who have “yet to coalesce” (that phrase being essentially its own Republican candidate at this point) around a particular candidate, and some influentials in that sphere think it should be Santorum. Evangelical leaders are actually planning to meet in Texas this weekend to figure things out.

Confusion remains, however, because what even is Santorum, religiously? An article called “Is Rick Santorum A Catholic or an Evangelical? Yes.” says it all. [The Caucus]

 

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nounverb911 January 12, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Is Santorum saying that Romney has a blah child like McCain did in 2000?

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Well Mittens, like most Mormons, is a whiter shade of pale.

LettucePrey January 12, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Procol Harem LIBEL!

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 7:01 pm

I was very surprised to find they were actually a bunch of British white guys; that song really sounds like it's sung by a black dude.

Chet Kincaid January 12, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Then you'd be shocked to find out where Abba is really from — they totally mastered that Philly Soul Sound!

Tundra Grifter January 12, 2012 at 7:20 pm

CK:

I believe that record label was "Phil-A-of-Soul."

Extemporanus January 12, 2012 at 7:13 pm

And likewise, if behind is in front, then dirt in truth is clean…

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 12, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Had my first dance with my first girl friend to "Whiter Shade of Pale." God, I'm a geek.

Chet Kincaid January 12, 2012 at 7:48 pm

That song sounds like it should be played at wakes.

tcaalaw January 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I was very surprised to find they were actually a bunch of British white guys; that song really sounds like it's sung by a black dude.

… the hell??? Have you had your hearing checked?

__kth__ January 12, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Also what a reporter turns when her interviewee breaks out, with little forewarning, a reference to man-on-dog sex.

Come here a minute January 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Mitt skips the light fandago! Sixteen vestal virgins? The Mooslims have the Mormons beat by 56!

PubOption January 13, 2012 at 11:17 am

Did he also turn cartwheels on the floor?

PalinzADummy January 12, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Not to nitpick, or nuthin', but it might be a smidge difficult for him to be a *blacker* shade of pale, no?

neiltheblaze January 12, 2012 at 6:47 pm

With Rick it's impossible to know where "brain fart " ends and "premeditated dog whistle" begins.

Loaded_Pants January 12, 2012 at 7:01 pm

I vote for brain fart. I don't think he's bright enough to say anything premeditated.

neiltheblaze January 12, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Though, his epic grandstanding in the Terri Shiavo case was pretty premeditated.

Loaded_Pants January 12, 2012 at 11:58 pm

Huh, I had forgotten about that.
I do recall being amazed at Bill Frist making a "diagnoses" of Terri & saying that she wasn't in a vegetative state based on yrs-old video footage of her. That man was a medical genius, wasn't he?

neiltheblaze January 13, 2012 at 1:03 am

He was positively psychic.

Rotundo_ January 12, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Ricky is so tightassed that when he farts dogs probably do howl.

PsycWench January 12, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Why not "premeditated dog fart"?

KenLayIsAlive January 12, 2012 at 11:04 pm

That's what his breath smells like.

Baconzgood January 12, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Smart move. Being a racist never lost you votes in S.C. except with blacks. But, if that new voter law passes we won't have to worry about blacks voting…smart move.

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Luckily, unlike the other states with the Voter ID bullshit, under the Voting Rights Act changes to South Carolina's voting laws need to be approved by the Justice Department, and they've decided to block it.

Baconzgood January 12, 2012 at 6:57 pm

5-4 in the high court. I'll give you odds….

Angry_Marmot January 12, 2012 at 7:42 pm

"Who's put pubic hair on my Fifteenth Amendment?"

Dashboard_Jesus January 15, 2012 at 12:48 am

but can I get better odds than 5-4?

Guppy January 12, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Preclearance certainly hasn't stopped Florida any.

KenLayIsAlive January 12, 2012 at 11:05 pm

It's the GOP Primary, you don't ever have to worry about Blah people voting in that.

Baconzgood January 12, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Tee-Hee

"Polling Santorum"

snickersnack January 12, 2012 at 8:37 pm

I must have had too much to drink, because it took me a minute.

ifthethunderdontgetya January 12, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Good to see Baconzgood didn't have a fatal head splosion oilier today.

In other news…A whiter shade of blah.
~

Callyson January 12, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Does that mean Ricky *does* have an answer to the question that stumped Chairman MacDonald?
For anyone who missed that gem: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/11/c-span-call

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender January 12, 2012 at 8:33 pm

As trolls go, that one was pretty cleverly constructed to embed the insane/obscene part at the end of a preface that seemed appropriate.

Who says craftsmanship is a lost art?

C_R_Eature January 12, 2012 at 10:50 pm

Well, so I'm driving to work this morning listening to "Washington Journal" because it's just what I do sometimes and an older, well spoken gentleman calls and immediately begins berating CSPAN for allowing this spate of crude and obscene calls of late. CSPAN host apologizes, says they try to screen calls carefully but they operate without a delay and they just do what they can. Caller is mollified, goes into an excellent analysis of the voting rationale of the New Hampshire voter's expectations vis-a-vis Romney's philosophy and ends with "However most of those people were only voting for Romney because he has a Big Penis." *CLICK*

I was laughing so hard I cried and I had to pull over, thankfully was not drinking coffee at that moment. It was the best set-up I ever heard and it totally got me. Zero for Two for CSPAN, in as many days.

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender January 13, 2012 at 1:04 am

I'll assume that would be the last one in this series?

Absolutely feckin' brilliant! I mean, I'd never vote for Romney anyway, of course, not simply because of his economic policies, but also because I just don't trust him. Even so, I must say that I do have a particularly sizable penis.

SoBeach January 13, 2012 at 11:34 am

So juvenile. So pointless. So crass. Why do I find stuff like that so funny I just about pee myself?

Blueb4sunrise January 12, 2012 at 6:53 pm

So Romney is bl?

MissTaken January 12, 2012 at 6:54 pm

How much paler than Romney can we go? Full albino?

Angry_Marmot January 12, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Cave fish translucent.

Rotundo_ January 12, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Callista.

glamourdammerung January 13, 2012 at 10:24 am

I think something about at least appearing human was implied.

PsycWench January 12, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Marble statue

tcaalaw January 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Melanin libel!

Dashboard_Jesus January 15, 2012 at 12:51 am

those Morons DO seem to brown up pretty well in the sun, have you seen Huntsman, hell his tan looks like it's sprayed on with permanent marker (maybe there's some *colored* folk in their Moron ancestry after all?)

Callyson January 12, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Santorum is polling at 14 percent in South Carolina, behind Gingrich at 21 percent and Romney at 23 percent
Oh, the headlines…
Santorum is Running Behind
Santorum is Fading But Not Gone
Santorum is Sticking To It
Santorum is Persistent

ManchuCandidate January 12, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Santorum leaking support.

starfanglednut January 13, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Santorum. You can't wash it out.

flamingpdog January 12, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Santorum Trailing Gingrich.

Limeylizzie January 12, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Santorum bringing up the rear and hoping to squeeze out a win.

Chet Kincaid January 12, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Santorum Wiped Away By SC Results

LetUsBray January 12, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Romney, Gingrich licking Santorum.

Spurning Beer January 12, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Santorum smears Romney

La_Cieca January 14, 2012 at 1:30 am

"Will SC Race Turn into 3-Way with Santorum?"

JimNauseam January 14, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Will Santorum stay in?

Nostrildamus January 17, 2012 at 1:59 am

Santorum clings to bottom of GOP pack.

Beetagger January 12, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Does Santorum coalesce or just ooze?

nounverb911 January 12, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Depends on how excited it gets.

emmelemm January 12, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun?

Or fester like a sore, then run?

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 12, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Langston Hughes Libel!

emmelemm January 12, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Did you catch the Bacon disease?

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 12, 2012 at 8:22 pm

I'm pretty sure it first oozes, then coalesces.

SexySmurf January 12, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Great strategy, Ricky. If there's one thing that Republican voters can't stand it's a rich male who's too white.

AlterNewt January 12, 2012 at 6:59 pm

"Republican Candidate Makes Revealingly Racist Comment!!"

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 12, 2012 at 8:24 pm

"Republican Candidate Makes Revealingly Racist Comment!!"

Fixed.

Loaded_Pants January 12, 2012 at 7:00 pm

To be fair to the SC conservatives, does SC have any Catholics?

Guppy January 12, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Picking tobacco.

GlowneyHouse January 12, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Around the Charleston area, but not many in the upstate.

Chet Kincaid January 12, 2012 at 7:36 pm

Stephen Colbert, but I think he was imported from the north.

Barb January 12, 2012 at 7:00 pm

I'm stunned he didn't come right out and call him a "whigger"

Chet Kincaid January 12, 2012 at 7:36 pm

Jesus, you're funny!

Barb January 12, 2012 at 8:16 pm

Thanks Chet!

snickersnack January 12, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Ice, Ice baby,

Barb January 12, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Word to your mother!

horsedreamer_1 January 13, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Wm. Upski Wimsatt wrote the definitive wannabe gangsta apologia, "We use words like 'mackadocious'". I don't think Mitt does, though. So, not a wigger.

Biff January 14, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Wigger, please!

Extemporanus January 12, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Proctal Harem sucks ass, Rick.

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Downfist! Downfist!

OzoneTom January 12, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Procol Harum on the other hand had a massive organ.

not that Dewey January 12, 2012 at 11:47 pm

They took a lot of vitamin B3.

ThundercatHo January 12, 2012 at 7:08 pm

I need to pick out a new paint, at first I was thinking blah, but now maybe I'll go with santorum.

WinterOuthouse January 12, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Nice choice. The texture is very nice too.

MissTaken January 12, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Santorum isn't very pale, either. In fact, it's a bit brown if you ask me.

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Well it's got a bit of white stuff mixed into it too.

MissTaken January 12, 2012 at 7:17 pm

That's what makes it frothy

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 12, 2012 at 7:25 pm

I will never be able to drink a cappuccino again.

Spurning Beer January 12, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Rocky Road might be a challenge, too.

Baconzgood January 12, 2012 at 7:09 pm

It amazes me that people know him. In PA he is our sheriff Joe, George Wallace, AHHHHHHHHHHGGHHGHGHGH!!! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE REST!!! He's a bad person. Very bad. The fact that he is this high up for the running shows to me how much of a shambles the tea party made the GOP. You know there was once a time that a republican cared in the state of PA. Heinz was his name..he cared. Ya' know when I was just of voting age I voted for him because the argument was "Yeah…He's too fucking rich to be bribed…..And he cares about people". I still think to this day, Heinz was being groomed for the 96 or 2000 election….FUCKING AIR ACCIDENTS!

(this comment was 100% snark free)

SorosBot January 12, 2012 at 7:13 pm

If Heinz had lived into the 2000s he'd be a RINO and probably been primaried out of office. And I remember that accident, it was when I was in High School and it was both weird and tragic; a plane crashed into a helicopter (can't remember which he was on) and then fell on a school playground during recess, killing several children as well.

Baconzgood January 12, 2012 at 7:20 pm

I know. I grew up by the County Air Port in PGH. Very weird. Because both were low flying (and slow flying) air craft. No ATC would have that happen over a grammer school. It was odd. I'm not a parinoid weirdo but *pulls out my Glenn Beck chalk board* Look how Worhall was from PGH and painted MAO and Cambell's soup cans in the same style….Now look over here at these fluffy kittens playing cricket with George Sorros….Now here is where it gets "DEEP" with NORRAD and ACORN….

SayItWithWookies January 12, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Oh, Santorum probably wasn't meaning anything untoward by saying Romney was just a paler version of President Obama, right? I mean, he wouldn't go on to compare himself to some notorious racist or anything practically in the same breath, would he? Oh, look:

“Certainly Strom Thurmond did a whole lot as a senator from South Carolina,” Mr. Santorum said, drawing a comparison to his votes and those of Mr. Thurmond…

Well I'm sure if we listen to Rick Santorum we won't have any of those problems that we're going to have.

neiltheblaze January 12, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Ricky was channeling Trent Lott.

Spurning Beer January 12, 2012 at 8:45 pm

That sounds really nasty.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 12, 2012 at 8:26 pm

I took that to mean that he was planning to have an affair with his black maid.

CommieLibunatic January 12, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Can someone just yell "GRAAAAAAA NEGRO IN THE WHITE HOUSE BLALALARLAAAAAAARRRG" and call it a day?

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 12, 2012 at 7:13 pm

“We need contrasts,” Mr. Santorum said, “not just a paler shade of what we have.”

I just assumed that Santorum meant that when you fucked Romney up the ass, you got less fecal matter.

MissTaken January 12, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Oy!

BarackMyWorld January 12, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Honkies be trippin'.

emmelemm January 12, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Made me laugh!

tcaalaw January 13, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Or, trippies be honkin', as the case may be.

MissTaken January 12, 2012 at 7:19 pm

I'm really fucking tired of Santorum.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 12, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Well, there is always straight forward vaginal sex.

Bonzos_Bed_Time January 13, 2012 at 1:41 am

Condoms help.

Redhead January 12, 2012 at 7:20 pm

"Evangelical leaders are actually planning to meet in Texas this weekend to figure things out. "

Aren't we overdue for an earthquake? (Pssst, God, ya listening?)

Rotundo_ January 12, 2012 at 8:14 pm

If I thought it would do anything I would suggest praying for Texas to secede this weekend and all of the good Juh-heeez-zzusss people take it over as a nation/state. Think of the money and aggrevation we would all save.

MosesInvests January 13, 2012 at 1:16 am

If that happens, I want a corridor to Austin, like West Berlin. "Ich bin ein Austiner!"

Mondo_Cane January 13, 2012 at 10:12 am

isn't there something in the tax code about this?

Bluestatelibel January 12, 2012 at 7:21 pm

This is Beyond the Pale.

Oblios_Cap January 13, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Stop Russian into things.

Biel_ze_Bubba January 14, 2012 at 9:33 am

Beyond the pail? That is a lot of santorum.

Schmannnity January 12, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Rick's racial appeals might backfire once South Carolinians figure out that he's an Eyetalian.

KenLayIsAlive January 12, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Down there in SC, being Eyetalian makes Ricky a lighter shade of Mexican.

MissTaken January 12, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Speaking of inappropriately displayed dicks:
http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitte

snickersnack January 12, 2012 at 8:42 pm

I want to do this guy, or at least see the pic in question:
"I think the only time I've ever actually taken a picture of my d*ck was from below it, so I could understand what my d*ck looks like from an bug's point of view. Because I'm a scientist."

PalinzADummy January 12, 2012 at 9:33 pm

I'm willing to bet that most of the straight women who read this do, too.

snickersnack January 12, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Ahh! You totally outed me.

PalinzADummy January 12, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Oops.

PsycWench January 12, 2012 at 10:26 pm

A gay man on Wonkette? *clutches pearls* That has NEVER happened before.

starfanglednut January 13, 2012 at 9:12 pm

But, he's got a bug on the bottom of his dick!

OhNoGuy January 16, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Is this what they call a dick tick?

glamourdammerung January 13, 2012 at 9:19 pm

I had nothing to do with this.

WinterOuthouse January 12, 2012 at 7:44 pm

I didn't know Romney had African roots.

littlebigdaddy January 12, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Well he is part Messican, which is bound to come out in good ol SC.

Mahousu January 12, 2012 at 7:50 pm

I think what Santorum is saying, is that if we elect Romney, he'll be our first gray president.

PuglyDoRight January 12, 2012 at 7:52 pm

I can't comment until I've seen Mitten's jump shot.

Chet Kincaid January 12, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Funny he should say that, I thought it was the Italians who think they're a paler shade of blahs. I shall have to consult "Saturday Night Fever" and some Spike Lee movies to get to the bottom of this.

doloras January 12, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Certainly the neofascists of Northern Italy think that about their southern compatriots. "North of Rome is Europe; south of Rome is Africa."

littlebigdaddy January 12, 2012 at 8:42 pm

Northern Italy is really southern Austria. Much less fun than farther south.

Spurning Beer January 12, 2012 at 8:54 pm
ShaveTheWhales January 12, 2012 at 9:31 pm

A Sicilian singing in fluent Jamaican. Who'd a thunk?

Biff January 14, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Just watch more recent re-runs of "Jersey Shore".

Mort_Sinclair January 15, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Certainly both the blah and the goombah vote are going to have to some hard cogitatin' to do on this one.

poncho_pilot January 12, 2012 at 8:06 pm

i don't know what's going on but if it has something to do with sixteen vestal virgins i'm in.

tihond January 12, 2012 at 8:12 pm

It's only days before Santorum starts claiming he said "naggers."

emmelemm January 12, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Republican on Republican violence continues to be delicious!

littlebigdaddy January 12, 2012 at 8:43 pm

I'm just cold waiting for the drive-bys.

KenLayIsAlive January 12, 2012 at 11:11 pm

Exactly. Needs moar uzis.

BigDumbRedDog January 12, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Paler than blah. Would that make him wah?

ShaveTheWhales January 12, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Schmittens is definitely wah. Now, santorum is more "gah". And by that, I don't mean ghey. Just "GAH".

PalinzADummy January 12, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Who's "we," Rick?

When is one of these geniuses gonna call the President "the N***** in the woodpile"?

Pop_Socket January 12, 2012 at 9:32 pm

"What's this 'we', white man?"

ttommyunger January 12, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Well, this certainly clinches the inbred, mouth-breathing, sister fucking trailer dwelling shit-kicker vote for Rick. Well said, Rick, well said…

KenLayIsAlive January 12, 2012 at 11:12 pm

That's about 80% of the SC GOP electorate.

Loaded_Pants January 12, 2012 at 11:53 pm

You think it's only 80%?

ttommyunger January 13, 2012 at 7:48 am

Gawd, I hate it, but I must agree with you.

BornInATrailer January 13, 2012 at 11:08 am

I dunno, I'm still not voting for him.

ttommyunger January 13, 2012 at 11:12 am

I might, if the Pope has a kid.

Negropolis January 12, 2012 at 10:02 pm

And, Santorum would know being a darker shade of shit than what we have…Jus' sayin', Rick; you're a piece of shit, you wide-hipped, pea-brained gabagool.

ElPinche January 12, 2012 at 10:08 pm

I think Santo Rectum is also pointing out that Mitt is a meh. (mescan)

CapnFatback January 12, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Just another case of the pot calling the kettle white.

DerrickWildcat January 12, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I don't see what the big deal is. TebowIsAFag67 said the same thing on the Yahoo message boards yesterday.

elviouslyqueer January 12, 2012 at 10:50 pm

Rick, you are in dire need of getting a lit firecracker shoved up your tight, constipated ass, because that's the only bang you're ever going to get.

Fuck you also, and by that I mean not now, not ever.

EQ

Dashboard Buddha January 12, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Man…this dude has tripped the light fandango.

BZ1 January 12, 2012 at 11:50 pm

Isn't Ricky a whiter shade of pale? (apologies to Procol Harem)

kingofmeh January 13, 2012 at 12:26 am

i, for one, welcome our octoroon overlords.

bikerlaureate January 13, 2012 at 12:30 am

He closed his answer with a plea to the Tea Party, declaring: “I’ll keep faith with them and say no earmarks, but I need the Tea Party to keep faith with me. I need them to go out and help me educate the American people if I’m president of the United States about what the problems are in this country that are going to bankrupt this country.”

Such as… a couple of recent wars and tax cut extensions?

Bonghits4Jesus January 13, 2012 at 1:32 am

In the case of Santorum, it should be “yet to congeal”. http://spreadingsantorum.com/

DahBoner January 13, 2012 at 9:40 am

I know it's been said before:

When Mitt Romney Came to Town, there was nothing but Santorum Left Behind

Preacher_Griz January 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

I for one am willing to overlook Sen Mr Rick Santorum's deficiencies as a not-true Conservative Christian if he continues to prove he is willing to call a spade a spade.

Because let's face it. Although we are clearly not racists, it is just as clear that negroes lack the proper equipment to be President. That is just a fact. And this allahbama fellow is even worse because he isn't even well-spoken, like that Bryant Gumble fellow.

starfanglednut January 13, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Dude, you're scaring me. That parody is extremely accurate.

notreelyhelping January 13, 2012 at 12:44 pm

One can only imagine what shade his campaign manager turned upon hearing this.

mavenmaven January 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm

A paler shade of Santorum is a clinical symptom of hepatitis.

Thedongsofwar January 13, 2012 at 2:47 pm

"Just a whiter/shade of palllllle"

Slim_Pickins January 13, 2012 at 8:47 pm

So he is saying Manning has a point, I still don't understand how the porter got naming rights, that usually takes a BIG cash donation.

Slim_Pickins January 13, 2012 at 8:51 pm

So he is saying Manning has a point. I still don't understand how the porter got naming rights, that usually takes a BIG cash donation.

starfanglednut January 13, 2012 at 9:03 pm

Aw, we won't be hard on you for that.

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Whew! That's a relief. *begins to unpack*

DrOzarkZ.Hellbender January 13, 2012 at 9:52 pm

I'm just glad that this is being fought out through wordplay and not violence. People should understand that the penis mightier than the sword.

C_R_Eature January 13, 2012 at 11:51 pm

You get an Official Gold Star for the weekend, just for that.

Buckminster January 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

The "job creator" is a near!

glamourdammerung January 15, 2012 at 3:00 pm

It says a lot about teatards and Santorum that he is upping the racism just to get in good with them.

rickmaci January 17, 2012 at 4:03 pm

At this point, the Republican primary campaign is in total No Fear, No Shame mode.

Chet Kincaid January 12, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Haven't heard of them; Gamble & Huff and Philadelphia International Records are most associated with the Philly Soul Sound.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Interna

Tundra Grifter January 12, 2012 at 9:07 pm

CK:

I think this was their label. Sorry – I don't know how to post links here. Google "Phil L.A. of Soul" and you'll see the classic fish skeleton label on many 45's.

not that Dewey January 12, 2012 at 11:31 pm
PalinzADummy January 13, 2012 at 2:44 am

To post a link, type the left angle bracket, followed by the letter "a," followed by a space followed by the letters "href" followed by the equals sign followed by open quotes. Paste the link immediately after the open_quote, then close the quote and enter the right angle bracket, followed by the word which will embody the link. Close the HTML by entering the left angle bracket after the word, followed by a backslash, the letter "a," and the right angle bracket. Thus, (a href="LINKYTEXTY")LINKWORD(/a), except you replace the parentheses with the angle brackets.

Tundra Grifter January 13, 2012 at 12:02 pm

PAZ:

Piece of cake.

Thank you!

starfanglednut January 13, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Thanks, Z!

Did it work?

PalinzADummy January 13, 2012 at 1:58 pm

You're always welcome, my friend. Happy to be of service.

PalinzADummy January 13, 2012 at 8:56 pm

Like a dream, sweetheart! I've always secretly wanted to be the Pink Panther!

Mort_Sinclair January 15, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Your astute observation of the small synaptic gap between "brain fart" and "premediated dog whistle" is priceless. Entirely quotable.

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