The Democratic National Committee last year enforced rules that are attempting make it harder for lobbyists to peddle their interests at this summer’s convention in Charlotte, NC, but the reality is, as long as there are laws, there are ways around, through, over and under them. The rules, part of President Obama’s quest to stop outside influences seeping into that purest font that is politics, completely forbid corporate or lobbyist cash, and cap individual contributions at $100,000. But, well, says some creep who knows about these things, “The Democrats have made it inconvenient for corporations to donate to the convention but not impossible.” Is that because corporations are people?!
You know, “forbid” is a funny word … But this year, the changes mean that lobbyists technically won’t get the same “VIP access” to the convention — hotel suites, great food, and perks of a probably usually lewd nature. Instead, K Street dwellers will have to play even nicer to their targets and at the same time have the humbling experience of being part of an event that feels distinctly not like a honeymoon. They’ll have to, er, get creative.
It goes without saying that the Republican National Committee has imposed no such restrictions on its convention attendees, because the Democrats need something to envy.
But one Democratic lobbyist has a plan, saying that “if there’s a way that our executives or Washington folks can get access to credentials through whatever means, well, we’ll just leave them to figure out what those channels might be.”
Um. Put that way, it doesn’t seem like the new rules mean anything at all. The hawkers can still throw cars, jewelry and Dom Perignon at their politicians, and there’s no limit to the amount that corporations can spend on such things. Bottom line: despite the rules, it’s still in everybody’s interest to be as shady as possible while still sounding comparatively righteous in the face of the amazing Republicans: Charlotte has vowed to raise close to $37 million this year, which is only $13 million shy of the 2008 convention’s pre-new-rules total. The question is, will they? [Politico]








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"Democrats need something to envy. "
The only thing the Democrats envy about Mitt is his hair.
Write in vote, Stephen Colbert!
Is he announcing his candidacy tonight?
Well, since he said he was going to tonight, my guess is um, yes.
Colbert/Barb 2012
No, I look bad in a sweater vest. I will have to pass. Wait, everyone looks bad in a sweater vest……….
But, but, …. he's a REPUBLICAN!!!
"The hawkers can still throw cars, jewelry and Dom Perignon at their politicians"
The chicken hawkers should throw Dom, still in the bottle and with great force.
Have you ever wondered if you might be Dorothy Parker, reincarnated?
an equally accurate headline would be "Weasels Try to Lobby Around New DNC Rules…"
**golf clap**
“VIP access” to the convention — hotel suites, great food ..
Wait, I thought this was in Charlotte. Great food?
(I kid, I kid!)
Barbeque. Some regional seafood.
"regional seafood?" They're about six hours from the nearest beach… ick.
Best bbq in the South!
I used to live there. Believe me, you have a point.
Maybe they should try to attending as "Historians" or "Strategic Advisers."
Don't do anything stupid. Just let me give you the money and nobody gets hurt.
Hush hush, sweet Charlotte.
Nice try, making out to be all 'romantical' in the living room – - we still know you're a whore in the boudoir.
No no, that's New Jersey.
Hookers and blow for everyone!
Isn't that North Carolina's state motto?
How do we get an invite?!
So Republicans are saying that they have no respect for the rules of this country? Hmm… surprise!! Some fucking "Patriots."
If you don't like the way things are here… just leave.
As national conventions and proportional 'one man one vote' rules go, the freaking republicans are about up to 1976 compared to the democrats in compliance with FEC rules they agreed to to avoid federal lawsuits. Who was the chair of the RNC when this scam was started? George Herbert Freakin Walker Bush.
"perks of a probably usually lewd nature"
I'm in the wrong line of business.
I hear you. In my three years of delivering pizzas, I never once received a perk of lewd nature, despite the suggestion of every porn ever made.
It's like a corruption arms race, except instead missiles you have money and instead of potentially destroying America its actually destroying America.
"Lobbyists Try to Weasel Around New DNC Rules Ahead of Convention" Nice economy of words, simultaneous use of verb and noun as same word in same sentence. Well done.
"First they came for the lobbyists,
And I said nothing,
Because everyone was cheering too loudly as they were being led away
So no one could have heard me say 'good fucking riddance' anyway"
When you put it that way …
Actual working rules to separate conventioneers and strippers? You are darling!
Corporations can still make in-kind donations and are expected to offer telecom services, hardware, vehicles and other products. Businesses are still expected to host a plethora of offsite parties that aren’t bound by convention rules. And the heads of big corporations are being asked to cut checks under the $100,000 limit.
I'll take "other products" for $5000, Alex…
…said Kenneth Gross, a veteran ethics lawyer at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom.
Why does that sound like a parody of itself?
This guy is full of FLOM!
the Skadden is Freuding itself
Piss on 'em.
The rules, part of President Obama’s quest to stop outside influences seeping into that purest font that is politics…
I'm sure his newest Chief of Staff, Jacob Lew of Citibank, will help end these insidious practices.
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The rules, part of President Obama’s quest to stop outside influences seeping into that purest font that is politics, completely forbid corporate or lobbyist cash, and cap individual contributions at $100,000.
As long as you're making "rules", why not shoot for a slightly lower cap than 4x the median American income, eh, Mr. President?
How come no one ever offers me hookers and blow?
Because you don't have a huge middle/working class to shake down and exploit on behalf of greedy, wealthy assholes.
I'd probably be more accommodating with my donations if I knew there was hookers and blow. Which makes me sad for Republicans, because they get offered guns and little boys.
Can you imagine being a naive first-time fixer at the Republican Convention? "You say they like what?…Well…what am I going to do with all these hookers and all this blow? It's not like I can return this stuff."
Like they wouldn't already have stepped teh fucking blow x 50 or more and screwed all the hookers themselves.
ETA: I mean, we're talking "naive *Republican*" here, and all.
Well, class warfare is one thing — not taking shitloads of money from lobbyists, though? That's against the fuckin' Geneva Conventions.
Why is there going to be a Democratic convention? Someone is challenging Obama for the nomination?
Just because there's no actual reason for it doesn't mean people want to give up their sexy party time, Baldar.
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No challenger. This is just an opportunity for the party to solidify it's new image: Persistent and not absolutely defeated mildness in 2012 and beyond!
I'm surprised that McConnell and Boehner are allowing the Dems to have a convention.
In the basement, with the lights (and C-SPAN cameras) turned off…
“if there’s a way that our executives or Washington folks can get access to credentials through whatever means, well, we’ll just leave them to figure out what those channels might be.”
Have they tried huge bags of cash with the "$" symbol on it? It works for the GOP.
They should hire the Beagle Boys. They specialize in huge bags of cash with the "$" sign.
Several K Streeters said, rest assured, they will make the most of the event — even if it means a night at the Super 8 Motel instead of the Four Seasons.
Oh please. Like Charlotte's classy enough to have a Super 8.
However, they'll never give up their reservations at the Golden Coral.
They did in 1972. Also it still cost $8 bucks. However Tom Burdett left the light on and they got hit with cripling electric bills.
Others are threatening to stay home and withhold their help, which makes convention planners worry.
“The rules limit access to what is supposed to be a democratic process. So people who have to be there and want to be a part of the movement are creating work-arounds to make it happen. Hopefully we will reach a critical mass,” said convention consultant LeeAnn Petersen of Conventions 2012. “Right now, operatives are concerned that nobody is actually going to go. That it’s just too complicated.”
Oh noes! It's the end of Democracy as we know it!
Is a "work-around" anything like a "reach-around"? Because it sure sounds like it is.
How "above it all". Meanwhile, the influence peddling goes on unabated back home in D.C.
Shorter DNC:
Hope and Change: You're doin' 'em wrong.
lobbyists technically won’t get the same “VIP access” to the convention — hotel suites, great food, and perks of a probably usually lewd nature.
But there will still be bathrooms marked "Lobbyist" and "Colored." Right?
At the R Convention, the bathrooms will be labelled "Wide Stance" and "Regular Stance".
"Sealing up the glory holes?!?!?! This isn't my America…"
Needs MOAR indignation.
Weasels must weasel.
It's almost as if looking out for the interests of Democratic voters is taking a back seat to… something else.
And to think there are actually people who say we should get money out of politics. Stupid fools!
Now pass me that caviar served up on Ryan Gosling's tight little ass.
Corporations should know that I will discreetly accept annonymous contributions of unlimited size and will be sure that it ends up being used.
A channel I might try is the Fox News Channel. They're pretty good at giving out phony credentials to their "correspondents."
Why doesn't our President just fone it in this year and give the convention money to Planned Parenthood and NPR?
Oh, I say give them all the perks they want. They're going to need them once they've exhausted Charlotte's attractions by visiting the NASCAR Museum and Billy Graham birthplace.
"The secret lies with Charlotte."
Parse, and discuss.
I heard that the motto for this years DNC is "Hope that we can maybe someday in the future believe in, but probably not." I don't know, but it seems kind of wordy to me.
Lobbyists are people, aren't they (not sure about this)?
Lobbyists are made of people.
They are mostly people, I believe. I seem to recall something about a crocodile heart…
Also, too. You know. Just like corporations.
Partying in Charlotte… good luck with that. Bring your blingee bibles.
Bingo is at 3, followed by a late dinner at 4.
Ah yes, Charlotte, home of the NASCAR Museum and Skank of America..errr…Bank of America. But, they got light rail, now, so it's totally cool, ya'll!
Mr. Rogers weeps in his grave.
Just a sweater vest?
I have to disagree – women look GREAT in (only) sweater vests.
I'm sure you would not look bad in JUST a sweater vest. Try cashmere, doesn't scratch the delicate parts.
He wore a cardigan, just like Jimmy Carter did.
Same thing except for the sleeves…and the buttons..and the front of the sweater…
Well, the sex appeal is the same, anyway.
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