Mitt Romney released a Spanish-language ad in Florida Wednesday in an attempt to put a swift end to the other presidential hobbyists’ efforts to prevent him from having to concede to President Obama in November. ODDLY, Romney’s ad comes just as he’s earned the endorsement (and endorsed the endorsement, obviously, because he has no friends) of Kris Kobach, aka the Kansas secretary of state and the architect of Arizona’s awful immigration law, SB 1070, and the even stricter Alabama law HB 56. Kobach is affiliated with two really creepy organizations, the Immigration Reform Law Institute and the Federation for American Immigration Reform, and he appears to spend every waking hour trying to take down pro-immigrant laws from states as far and wide as Pennsylvania, Texas and Nebraska.
Rom-com’s ad spot contains Congressman Mario Diaz-Balart uttering the words, “Romney believes in us.” Believes in. Hardly a guarantee of anything, and if his praise of Kobach is any indication, Romney would have no problem endorsing the mission of what has been recognized as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
In Romney’s press release announcing Kobach’s support, the presidential candidate says:
I’m so proud to earn Kris’s support. Kris has been a true leader on securing our borders and stopping the flow of illegal immigration into this country. We need more conservative leaders like Kris willing to stand up for the rule of law. With Kris on the team, I look forward to working with him to take forceful steps to curtail illegal immigration and to support states like South Carolina and Arizona that are stepping forward to address this problem.
Stopping the flow. Creating a Biblical deluge in the other direction. Same thing.
Just for fun, the founder of FAIR, John Tanton, said in a 1997 interview that unless U.S. borders are properly secured, America will be infiltrated by people:
defecating and creating garbage and looking for jobs.
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Shit in your own backyards you dirty meskins!
Isn't Texas Mexico's backyard?
It wouldn't be if they would just complete the danged fence.
Brownshirts? Surely a coincidence.
“Romney believes in us.”
“Look, you can’t have any illegals working on our property. That’s — I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake. I can’t have illegals.”
–Mitt Romney
How do you starve a Romney?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots!
Hasta la Vista, you bigoted fuck.
“competitive breeding”
Wasn’t that specified in the “Golden Tablets”?
No, it was specified in the "Blue Tablets."
Thank you, ladies and germs! We're here all week!
I no be knowin nuttin bout no Golden Tablets or showers, but that "competitive breeding" sounds like some good times.
Take an Exedrin, mamma – daddy will be home in a few!!!
Dear lord jesus, please make all of the Messicans choose to be gay so they will stop competitive breeding. White power. Amen, or whatever.
A gay Mexican? A wet crack?
In Texas they call them "not steers."
*glances over YouTube comments*
Un perro sucio? Is that anything like pendejo de mierda?
… immigrant groups are engaged in “competitive breeding”…
I'm in! (ha ha)
But can they possibly keep up with the Palins?
They're "engaged" — how romantic. Like a Lifetime movie.
More like the Duggars.
Kris Kobach… Srsly? I don't suppose the guy's full name would happen to be Kris Kingston Kobach, would it?
Second-worst possibility. His middle initial is Dubya.
Competitive breeding sounds like a contest between porn stars.
A contest for which I happily volunteer, for freedom.
Would the stud on the right be known as Quiverful Jones?
I am all in favor of a Wonkette Competitive Breeding program. And would be glad to be either a contestant or a judge.
Now we just need a venue; I volunteer my living room.
You may want to put down some plastic over the carpet.
You want to score high for technical difficulty, artistic expression, and a solid dismount.
And scored low for any trace of Santorum, because,… well, that's just for fun.
The Peter North Invitational
I came in 4th Place in my town's Competitive Breeding Contest!
But you did win Miss Congeniality!
Can you get me the winner's phone number?
Get the number for the first runner-up – she'll try harder.
I'm more than happy to work with you on your technique. Maybe we can bump you up to the medal platform!
More like "knock you up to the medal platform."
You came fourth? Sounds like a hell of a contest.
defecating and creating garbage and looking for jobs.
Immigrants poop? Who knew? True Americans never poop, which explains a lot.
True Americans never poop.
So what you're saying is that True Americans are full of shit. Yep, I'll buy that.
Also explains why they are so grumpy.
And why they won't have just one more thin mint.
It does flow readily from their mouths.
Too bad these laws weren't in place when Romney's gradfather snuck into the US from Mexico, where he'd earlier fled to escape from U.S. authorities who were seeking to enforce "traditional marriage" and decalre him a bigamist.
So you're thinking the laws in question would apply to Caucasians who just happened to be on the wrong side of the border? Hmm…
Well FUCK NO!!! Immigration laws apply only to the brownz. Geesh…
Wee Little Mitty make a poopy.
Kris Kobach? What's his middle name? Karl?
Seems fitting if it were.
Beat me to it. Hats off to you, sir!
Dammit.
Let me know when the "competitive masturbation" begins.
At the stroke of midnight.
I'm keeping my amateur status so I can compete in the Masturbation Olympics.
But what about performance enhancing drugs?
Normally I don't care about the Olympics, but I would watch that.
Do you think Mittens could be re-recruited to "handle" these very special Olympics? He did such a bang up job the last time.
Wonkette has been live-blogging that for weeks. Where have you been?
Fists of Fury! on ESPN
That's known in my household as "just before bedtime."
He's got two feet. He can shoot himself in the other one later.
I'm not racist! Some of my best friends defecate!
Kris Kobach. Surprisingly, his middle initial is "W", not "K".
for Wussbag
“competitive breeding”
Is Romney still begetting his own electorate?
I want to find some sponsors and set up a league for competitive breeding. It's bound to draw higher ratings than bowling.
Mittens running an ad in Spanish is like Col. Sanders going on CraigsList with a "Help Wanted" post for chickens.
What kind of name is "Kris" with a K? Looks like a stripper's name.
He's the lost Kardashian.
How can we lose the others?
Appealing to Hispanic voters while simultaneously returning the love of xenophobes is just Romney's way of showing that he assumes those Hispanic voters are real Americans, i.e. they've embraced the modern American ethos: "I'm in and I got mine so fuck you".
I defecate and create garbage, but already have a job. Does that make me two-thirds immigrant? I DIDN'T KNOW THERE'D BE MATH ON THIS!!!!!!!!
Why are people with first and last names starting with K such douchebags?
You have something against Kris Kristopherson?
Klaus Kinski? Oh…, wait.
Werner Herzog approves this message.
or Kris Kringle?
So I guess this means that Mittens is flip flopping on competitive breeding? Doesn't he have something like twenty dopey looking frat boy sons?
Five, to be exact. And each one douchier than the next.
Wait…isn't Tagg a Palin?
Mormons having large families is God's will. Mexicans having large families is competitive breeding.
Do they really think they can use "Illegal Immigration" arguments against Barry?
Hardly.
I have a feeling things are going to get awkward when these groups start calling for the deportation of Mormon infidels.
Mexaricans breeding and eating and defecating and breeding and eating and defecating and breeding and eating and defecating and breeding and eating and defecating. . .
They cycle must be broken! Rom-ney, Rom-ney, Rom-ney
But Romney is a Mexican?
His grandfather and father were both born in Mexico.
But they were so rich, they paid other Mexicans to swim across the Rio Grande for them…
What's Kris Kobach's middle name, anyway – Karl?
+100000000
Kobach. Is that Polish, maybe? He's certainly not Native American, so he should be deported.
I think the Duggars are winning the competitive breeding game.
Considering that the Quiverfull movement they're a part of aims to increase the number of white Christian babies, they actually are involved in competitive breeding.
Everyone will be in the competitive breeding game when Santorum takes away the birth control.
Kobach. Is that Polish, maybe
NO OUT OF TOWN CZECHS!!!!
It's good to know who the Wicked Witch is backing but I'm more interested in knowing who the Good Witch supports.
Actually the White Witch of Narnia is the most recent one to throw her weight behind Romney. She's as terrified as the rest of us fair-skinneds that the old magic lion Aztlan is going to cross the border, put down stakes in the Southwest, and establish some kind of hegemony. For laughs.
Today we are all defecating, creating garbage and looking for jerbs.
Two out of three.
Try Metamucil.
I thought Mittens believed in infinite pie. If we have infinite pie, shouldn't you invite your Messican neighbors over for a slice of infinite pie? Stop hoarding the damn pie Mittens or your ass will be the size of Christie's.
Kris and his sister have some good-looking kids.
I'm thinking that Mrs/Sis is one chunky gal, tho. When they try to hide the entire body behind the little 'ens in the pic, you know she's about ready for the slaughter.
That appears to be the case, although it's possible he has never had a real view of her because of the glare from her teeth.
Weird, I just defecated, threw away half my Enchirito, and looking for my print job in the printer room. These racists have me figured out.
I'm glad everything came out ok.
It's Taco Bell, it's never OK.
Soy el cagar Taco Bell?
Back in school, my team won State five years straight in Competitive Breeding. See, the thing is, you have to train well, have stamina and hang back. The secret is not to rush at all in the first rounds; save something for the end.
We have a long and un-American tradition of resenting newcomers. I remind everyone (again) of the Know Nothing Party's stand against Irish and Catholic immigration in the 1830s. Later people fought against eastern European, then Italians, Chinese. Today St Patrick's Day and China Town and Little Italy are charming reminders of how those immigrants made their stamp on America.
All this vitriol about Hispanics and Mexicans overlooks the obvious: All the white families came from somewhere else about 100 years ago. But the Mexicans … their families have been in America for 25,000 years.
Know Nothing Party 2.0 is much sleeker. Also, now with added Catholics!
Oh yeah? If they've been here so long, then why don't they speak American, huh? Just more Antimerkin lies, I tell you!
Oh you, with your Diversity Rainbow Coalition Let's Embrace the Swarthy Immigrants mindset. MANIFEST DESTINY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
I know that the Mexicans that have been here in San Antonio since the late 17th century resent the hell out of the gringo newby interlopers.
I was told this is Frank Sinatra's world and we're just living in it. So, we're all interlopers.
That guy has some nice ass teeth for a
MexicanReal AmericanAccording to that picture it isn't easy to breed white children successfully on the competitive circuit
Anybody know how much KKKobach makes lobbying on behalf of the for-profit prison industry?
Maybe Romney should just concede to Obama now, so he can concentrate on winning the Republican nomination.
"The number one group that suffers when
illegal aliensimmigrants willing for work for less enter the United States en masse is thelower incomeU-Scitizenworker.Lots of fixin, but done!
Apparently, finishing the dang fence was not sufficient to remove the blight. We'll have to resort to Spanish language Palin porn to scotch these jalapeno gobbling serpents.
At the sound of "Oi! Poppi Mi quiero que bige Snow Machine" avert your eyes from any video devices, prepare for widespread projectile vomiting, and may God have mercy on our souls…
Maybe Mittens will get Pat Buchanan's endorsement next. Pat's worried sick about the plight of the whites.
"Excuse me, I've been defecating midst garbage and such, and just realized I need a job. Here's my resumé."
If the GOP closeted pedobears would stop messin' around with young boys, they may stand a chance at the breeding competition in this year's summer Olympics.
No wonder Mitt appreciates the endorsement of Kansas Kris Kobach — he wants to keep America white, as both Kennewick Man and the Angel Moroni intended.
"Mitt Romney released a Spanish-language ad in Florida Wednesday"
Very clever of Mittens to communicate to the illegals he doesn't think they should be in the US in their native tongue. Not sure how that is going to win their votes though.
There's a voter registration scam called Bellota .
With all of our burdomesome govt regulations you would have thought they'd burdome these dang politicians with a regulation that they MUST DO ENGLISH ONLY campaign ads.
Is it racism or bigotry to consider Mormon politicians illegal immigrants?
Either way I'm OK with it.
In Baja Nebraska Kobach is staying busy in his part-time state job by screaming about phantom "voter fraud" and urging the legislature to require submission of a preserved diaper from your infancy, with a laminated cash register receipt showing it was sold in a Kansas store, before you can register to vote. Ya hasta pay a fee for DNA testing of the diaper's contents, to be sure this isn't some ACORN conspiracy to advance democracy.
He shoulda stuck to his old man's more reputable line of work, selling cars.
Look at that beautiful white fam- wait a second, what's that in his lap? It's a Baby Romney with a freakish adult sized head! God save us all!
My God, Romney is Kuato!
I'm just grateful Republicans are lousy at math. Somehow, they've calculated they can win a general election by only courting white, evangelical, born-again Christians. Now I understand why they hate the Census. The numbers don't support their political strategy.
Eh, classic GOP think – embrace the "good" browns (anti-Commie Castro buddies) while ignoring all the rest. I really hope Mitt goes that way, so Arizona, NM, NV and even Texas vote for Obama based on a brown wave.
I thought the brown wave was a Santorum Surge.
We must stop this Messican immigration now or we will have the dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
Are you the real Vermin Supreme? Do you have a boot on your head right now?
Cuz that would be awesome.
No, I'm not the real Vermin Supreme, but I do have a boot on my head right now. Size 19-GG.
Awesome. Hope it's comfy.
Oh, come on, if the Republicans distanced themselves from everyone in their party associated with a racist organization, they wouln't have any members left!
"Defecating and creating garbage and looking for jobs." What can brown do for you? Alex.
What a heartwarming family picture of the Kobachs.! This one taken at the Monthly Cross-Burning in nearby Olathe, Ks. Must have been a big one!
Are bigots good in bed?
Kobach is batting zero and he more than likely will strike out in Fremont, Nebraska as well.
The problems started in Fremont were all due to one or two dicks on the Fremont city council that got directly involved with Kobach. Once Kobach got involved, money from FAIR appeared to pay for a anti-immigration radio and print campaign.
Oh no, the Mexicans are taking all of our Jobs!
Wrong. Fremont's unemployment rate is 3.5%
Oh no, the Mexicans are taking over our town!
Wrong. Hispanics only make up about 5-6% of Fremont. The actual number of Illegals in that 5-6% is unknown, but I can guarantee you it isn't all of them.
The most laughable part of the whole thing is that some of the Meat-Packing Plant towns have Hispanics making up more than 50% of the population of small Nebraska towns and have been that way for nearly 20 years and they've never had a problem with Hispanics. So what the hell is Fremont bitching about?
Reagan destroyed the Unions and then granted amnesty to illegal immigrants and they replaced the Union folks overnight at these plants.
Here's the delicious Irony:
Fremont citizens under a FAIR induced frenzy knew full well that if this passed the ACLU would come in and wage an expensive trial. Now they are wondering how they will pay for the thing…but in the long run, the trial and fines would be far less than the amount of revenue the city would lose if the anti-immigration laws would stand. You can kiss the immigrants, Illegal or not goodbye. Many non-Hispanic residents have threatened to leave. Many other Nebraskans have threatened to boycott the town and the big kiss of death is the Meat Packing plants closing their doors. I believe there are 3 of them in the area and many many folks work at them and they are not all Hispanic. Even our buddy Connor Oberst and his Saddle creek Records friends had a Fund raising concert for the Nebraska ACLU.
For more Irony, take a look at this lovely patriotic mural on a wall in Fremont and the kid on the bike going by.
http://journalstar.com/news/state-and-regional/go...
Same issue with Steve King in Iowa. The only real corporations that do business in his district are meat packing plants and corporate farm operations that will only hire illegal immigrants, since American citizens refuse to work under the same conditions.
His only flow of campaign contributions come from these employers.
"defecating and creating garbage and looking for jobs." OWS?
The silly bastards don't even realize that their staunch opposition to abortion is one of the factors that is actually "diminishing white power". I'm white and I can hardly wait until the old white men are in the minority. Seriously, I doubt things could get any worse with someone else in charge.
For being a defender of the purity of the White Race, he looks awfully tan.
"…unless U.S. borders are properly secured, America will be infiltrated by people: defecating and creating garbage and looking for jobs."
Borders. Border-s. With an "s". Are we supposed to force ourselves into a panic attack now over the possibility that the Canadians got their sights on moving in?! Where's Beck with his chalkboard? Surely this has something to do with Obama being Hilter.
Got some bad news for these two assholes. The birth rate in Salt Lake City, Utah is way higher than in Mexico City. Besides, from what I've seen, there's not a whole lot of thought given to reproduction by most humans.
Actually the way conservatives have had the biggest impact on the flow of illegal immigrants is by fucking up the economy so bad that there's less work for them to do here.
With the outcome of the New Hampshire primary with Mitt Romney in the lead, followed closely by Ron Paul with others close behind; so who in actuality has the best understanding of the illegal immigration invasion? NOT AS LEGAL IMMIGRANTS AS THE LIBERAL PROGRESSIVES HAVE CONVEYED, AS BEING OF THE SAME STATUS AS ILLEGAL ALIENS. Everywhere in the Liberal press is this “Political Correctness” mendacious determination to betray their readers, which both illegal and legal immigrants and migrants are of the same status?
Republican candidates have a minor difference amongst the top contenders, but all sponsor mass deportations, harsh state enforcement policing laws and extending the fence along our Southern border. All Republican candidates, except Newt Gingrich are in opposition to giving most illegal immigrants a path to lawful residents. However–mass deportations can be very expensive and not so simple, with court appearances and stays. Republicans in the Senate and the House can alleviate much of this expense, by co-sponsoring the “Legal Workforce Act” (E-Verify) that once the law is enacted and businesses can no longer chance the hiring of illegal workers, in time thousands will begin the self-deportation. This is a matter of fact, because hiring an illegal alien will bring the down the ICE and the courts down upon the perpetrator. Mandatory E-Verify would enforce these laws if enacted:
1. Require 100% of businesses to use E-Verify for all employers within 2 years
2. Require all federal, state, and local agencies, businesses that contract with the federal or state government, and businesses with more than 10,000 employees to begin using E-Verify within 6 months
3. Require federal, state, and local agencies to run its entire workforce through E-Verify
4. Allow private business to check all current employees through E-Verify
5. Increase employer penalties and fines for knowingly hiring illegal-alien workers
Passage of just H.R. 2885 would displace hundreds of thousands and ultimately millions of unauthorized workers, with no chance of work to start repatriation to home country.
Hey, I know a good psychiatrist I could refer you to; do you want the number? Her name is Dr. Lilith Sternham-Crane…
To run America we must have a TEA PARTY Conservatism, whose major contentions is stop the Liberal-Socialist movement within the Democratic Party. To stop our nation from further sinking into political quicksand, the only chance left to the population to renew this countries weakening foundation. Overtime the Liberals have exerted such careful stealth 'Political Correctness' forced onto us to undermine our liberties and freedoms. Only by returning to the essence of the U.S. constitution, can we hope to resurrect this country of ours from the shadow government It started with a few ardent voices but grew in popularity until it became unwritten and written law within the . With those who were publicly declared as being not politically correct becoming the object of persecution by the Liberal progressives and extremist, who desire to reinvent America. Political Correctness is to reject every Americans right to freedom of choice and freedom of speech. The Tea Party of "The People" and not members of the establishment of elites in the Republics party is ready to claim our country back from the influence that would destroy us.
The TEA PARTY banner to march by in 2012 is: God-given individual freedoms written by Principles of the Founding Fathers. No more bank or investor companies bailouts; reduce the size of an intrusive government and return money and resources to the states; discard the current tax code and reintroduce a fair and equitable system that doesn’t favor the special interests or corporate welfare; repeal Obama-Care and introduce a competitive free market; cease and desist out of control spending and enact a federal treasury deficit reform; secure our borders and defend and protect America from enemies domestic and foreign. Bring to the surface the abundant natural resources of oil, natural gas and coal, to reduce our dependence on foreign governments.
In 2010, the tea party movement’s power was felt as incumbent Democrats and Republicans alike were replaced with Tea Party endorsed conservatives. The Tea Party Express played a critical role in the unprecedented midterm electoral victories and key Special elections, devoting millions of dollars and innovative campaign tactics to bring victory to conservative candidates. With conservatives in control of the House and poised to take over the Senate in 2012, the Tea Party Express has targeted President Barack Obama for defeat. In September 2011
THE US GOVERNMENT THROUGH ITS DISMAL FAILURE TO SECURE THE BORDER AND NO EFFORT TO AMEND THE BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP LAW, HAS PLACED ON ALL AMERICANS A POPULATION OF 340.000 BABIES ANNUALLY–TO BE FINANCIALLY PAID FOR OUT OF TAXPAYERS POCKETS. A bill gathering dust in Congress and sponsored by Steve King’s (R-IA) Birthright Citizenship Act of 2011 (H.R.140) would amend the law so the unborn babies of illegal aliens smuggled calculatedly through borders or by international flight are ineligible for citizenship. A further explanation to amending this part of 14th Amendment, is the less obvious reason? Illegal aliens once they have a foothold in America can then petition the courts for legal status. Although many years may pass once gaining citizenship, they can then partition under the family unification laws, bring even more family members to these lands and like a giant pyramid scheme, just replicates.
Another preference bill is the ‘Legal Workforce Act’ or recognized as mandatory E-Verify program. This current bill, H.R. 2885 can right some massive wrongs and impose ‘Attrition through Enforcement’ guaranteeing that illegal aliens will self deport taking their families with them if no work is available. Taxpayers and jobless workers can expedite this method by stringently complaining to the Federal and State offices of Senators and the Congressional House phone switchboard at 202-224-3121. Do not let them deliberately hold back this law as it will help relieve some of the 22 million unemployed American job seekers. This is a simple, less aggressive and relatively free from taxpayer’s expense, as nationwide employers will no longer be able to skirt this law. There will be no mitigating event as many will see the inside of federal prison cell. Not only has 73 Republicans; mostly fresh Tea Party politicians, but also 3 Democrats have also co-sponsored this imperative bill as to date.
spam spam spam spam!
Uh, yeah; right. Suuuure. [backs away slowly].
Cut and paste!
Even easier than thinking for yourself!
Ha ha, aren't you cute! Now roll over…no, no shitting in the house! Bad dog! (whacks idiot on nose with rolled-up newspaper)
I wonder how many of these Bible-thumper types realize that Mitten's great-grandfather fled America because he wanted to get it on with many different wimmens at the same time…..in Mexico?!?
You guys are missing the point. Conservatives are A-OK with being racist until someone duskier than they are, reminds them of their "manners."
Just for fun, the founder of FAIR, John Tanton, said in a 1997 interview that unless U.S. borders are properly secured, America will be infiltrated by people:
defecating and creating garbage and looking for jobs.
He can say this because as we all know, CERTAIN humans don't defecate or look for jobs.
I'm sure the messicans can understand Mittens message just fine in English or whatever language they speak.
those smiles don't look at all phoney, much
Oh so he's a smart racist then; that's so much better.
I think I'd fact-check that. Was he a Navy Seal too?
All the degrees in the world don't mean you can't evince some truly and monumentally stupid ideas. See also Gingrich, Newt.
He is an asshole who has WAY too much time on his hands.
Get a real job.
As I have long said-
"Smart is not Intelligent."
Which means he spent a lot of time at elitist universities. Also, I should point out that racisim has little to do with intelligence but rather is a sign of advanced insaity….as a psychologist. And there have been a lot of really smart, crazy people in this world, just saying.
As someone who walks among Ph.D.s all day: you're not kidding.
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