SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE  11:08 am January 11, 2012

Sean Hannity Watches in Horror as Rick Perry Declares Himself Socialist

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Ha ha, the 2012 GOP primary season may turn out to be a boring one, but at least it will be really, really weird: here, for example, is amoral Fox News imp-turd Sean Hannity staring in disbelief as Rick Perry smacks down Mitt Romney for being a “vulture capitalist” over and over like a drugged armadillo. Hannity steps in to demand: WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE AN OCCUPY COMMUNIST?

Hannity even tries to remind Perry that he’s supposed to be attacking Romney for hating fetuses and giving people healthcare, but …nope! Rick Perry is all bile and populist fury: “I happen to think that if they were gonna be real venture capitalists, they would come in and help clean up those companies, save those jobs rather than comin’ in and pickin’ their bones clean, which is exactly what I think they did.” And then Hannity’s all, “why are you just secretly Barack Obama dressed up as a dumb gay cowboy.” Hahahaha, we love you already, 2012. [Crooks and Liars]

 
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Barb January 11, 2012 at 11:10 am

If Ricky keeps this feisty spirit up he might double his showing in South Carolina and make it to the 2% mark.

nounverb911 January 11, 2012 at 11:12 am

I thought Perry loved being a 1%er.

An_Outhouse January 11, 2012 at 1:07 pm

2% is my favorite type of milk. Maybe he can work that into a future campaign ad.

nounverb911 January 11, 2012 at 11:14 am

My snark's still hungover from last night. Give me a few minutes and I'll get back to you.

Chillwillard January 11, 2012 at 11:14 am

Sorry, but I am not fucking watching this.

i_AM_ready January 11, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Oh no, do watch it. Perry for once is amazingly articulate and he rips Mittens to shreds.

Native_of_SL_UT January 11, 2012 at 11:15 am

Watch your local theaters for Wall Street 3 where Johnny Depp plays the lovable rascally corporate raider.

paris biltong January 11, 2012 at 11:53 am

and with Angelina Jolie as the asset stripper.

BerkeleyBear January 11, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Think you left a couple of extra letters in – at least I hope you did.

coron4 January 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Kate Moss as Darien Taylor!

SorosBot January 11, 2012 at 11:16 am

Um, no, Rick, destroying people's lives and pickin' the bones of companies clean is what real capitalists do; it's the whole point of corrupt and sociopathic system.

donner_froh January 11, 2012 at 11:31 am

It isn't as if Rick knows anything about anything so he gets a pass on being stupid about predatory capitalism.

Crank_Tango January 11, 2012 at 11:38 am

yeah, but free market=good, right?

GeorgiaBurning January 11, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Must be , it helped move all those jobs to China. Wait a minute…

crisptickle January 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm

It's called "job creating".

Boojum_Reborn January 12, 2012 at 5:07 am

Or Jawb cretin.

SexySmurf January 11, 2012 at 11:16 am

Why does Rick Parry (spelled with an a for "anarchist") hate success (besides the fact he will never achieve it)?

Come here a minute January 11, 2012 at 11:17 am

I liked the part where Governor Perry started playing the bongos.

freakishlywrong January 11, 2012 at 11:18 am

Can't watch. Just the vid capture makes me want to storm around my office and kick every fucking wingtard male coworker in the nads. And then punch him in them. Also, a good swift kick to the whole crotch when I'm done. Too.

BigDumbRedDog January 11, 2012 at 11:22 am

I second this motion.

PsycWench January 11, 2012 at 11:25 am

Ah, one of the great things about academia…the pay may be mediocre but few of the colleagues are right-wingers. Except in the business department, where Republicans still rule.

SorosBot January 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

It's also one of the benefits of working in law at a plaintiff's firm; shockingly suing mega-corporations for screwing over their customers or employees attracts very few right-wingers.

jus_wonderin January 11, 2012 at 11:35 am

Software Development (probably only in this office) is surprizingly liberal. Yay!! A bit godless too, which is okay.

mayor_quimby January 11, 2012 at 12:08 pm

And in my experience, we all have guns, lefty or righty.
Seriously, regardless of pay scale, we all pack heat, where the allows.
Must be some kind of nerd complex

emmelemm January 11, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I dunno, I work in software development with some Repub/libertarian assholes. But I'm in Seattle, so in general, liberalism abounds and I don't feel like punching someone in the face all that often.

NorbertsRevenge January 11, 2012 at 11:31 am

Begin Operation Nadkick, we have your back. Godspeed.

Not_So_Much January 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Approved — please proceed.

GOPCrusher January 11, 2012 at 2:17 pm

This is Hope & Change I can believe in.

lulzmonger January 11, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Steel toes or GTFO.

Arken January 11, 2012 at 11:18 am

That's some strong meds he's on for his back pain.

FNMA January 11, 2012 at 11:19 am

That screenshot…When did they do a sequel to "Dumb and Dumber"?

PsycWench January 11, 2012 at 11:26 am

It's a work in continual progress,, tentatively titled "Lame and Lamer".

chascates January 11, 2012 at 11:19 am

Don't bite the hand that greeds you!

chicken_thief January 11, 2012 at 11:19 am

Sean Hannity is such a vile piece of shit that even Rick Perry wouldn't fuck him.

***Sorry, I would snark on the actual content of the clip but I refuse to watch Insannity. ***

freakishlywrong January 11, 2012 at 11:20 am

And fuck yes. My freuden is schadding all over the place.

ElPinche January 11, 2012 at 11:20 am

Hahaha "…like a drugged armadillo." God almighty that was hilarious.

hagajim January 11, 2012 at 11:20 am

Maybe Ricky is starting to position to run for Preznit in 2016 – as a Democrat. Hell, these idiots are just handing Barry all the talking points he might need over the next 11 or so months. Why does Hannity always look like he just Santorum'd himself?

Chet Kincaid January 11, 2012 at 11:41 am

Perry's already been a Democrat, and worked for Gore in Texas in 1988, so that's an easy flop. Jesus, however, will not be amused.

paris biltong January 11, 2012 at 11:44 am

He also sounds like an idiot. He and Paul should get together and perform the countertenor duets from Machiavelli's "The Two Eunuchs".

BigDumbRedDog January 11, 2012 at 11:20 am

Hey look. Two assholes for the price of one.

hagajim January 11, 2012 at 11:21 am

But neither is a Santorum.

DaRooster January 11, 2012 at 11:26 am

I beg to differ… they are both Santorum.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 11, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Wasn't that Rick Perry's Craig'slist add?

Tundra Grifter January 11, 2012 at 11:21 am

Sheer uh "Am i uh An Idiot?" uh InSannity is scared to death of a right wing third party.

He ranted at Sen. Ron Paul for not "ruling it out." He had a hilarious conversation with Donald Chump when Chump thought it might be a good idea because he could win. InSannity just couldn't handle Chump's ego.

InSannity's interview with Gov. Huntsman a few weeks ago was also quite funny. Gov. Huntsman pointed out that when the President of the United States asks you to serve your country, you go do it. InSannity just couldn't handle that. When Gov. Huntsman mentioned his sons serving in the US Military, inSannity couldn't talk over him fast enough.

GunToting[Redacted] January 11, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Point of order. Ron is a Congresscritter. RAND is a Senutuh…

Tundra Grifter January 11, 2012 at 12:46 pm

GT[R]:

Thank you for pointing out the error in my ways. And means.

I got my Pauls confused.

ManchuCandidate January 11, 2012 at 11:21 am

What a sad day when a guy who makes money by buying companies and wrecking them or claims to be produce only shit wage retail jobs can't walk the street without being called cruel names by his fellow GOPers…

Mrspanky January 11, 2012 at 11:33 am

Strange times!

Yesterday, I listened in awe as Rush verbally eviserated a Newt supporter. Now I'm hearing Hannity tongue-lashing that dumbass Rick Perry.

The right wingers are turning into cannibals!

Generation[redacted] January 11, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Nah, they're reading the polls, and realizing Romney is the only shot they have. Then, once he's in office, they're going to push him hard to implement their wingnut policies. After everything collapses (again) they're going to say, "He wasn't a real conservative." I lived through the Bush presidency, I know how this movie ends.

SorosBot January 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm

I love how they now actually have the gall to try and claim Bush, the furthest right, most pure conservative President this country has had since at least Hoover and Coolidge, was now really a conservative now that they realize everyone hates him for royally fucking over America.

GeorgiaBurning January 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Republican conservatives are like Soviet communists in their prime. Never mind the results, it's the policy that matters. The Party replaces the ag minister because he didn't plow under enough grain, not because peasants starved.

GOPCrusher January 11, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Should make for an interesting Republiklan National Convention, when the Evangelicals and Tea Tards refuse to show up because Romney has clinched the nomination.
But the real fun will begin when they are all sitting at home, the first Tuesday in November, plotting their revenge because the only choice they have to vote for is the Black Guy or the Mormon.

Limeylizzie January 11, 2012 at 11:23 am

Do you all hate me now, for starting the wild thread of last night?

SorosBot January 11, 2012 at 11:26 am

Oh we could never hate you.

Limeylizzie January 11, 2012 at 11:41 am

I think I may be Ken Non Grata.

Blueb4sunrise January 11, 2012 at 11:26 am

No, of course not for that.

BigDumbRedDog January 11, 2012 at 11:30 am

No way. It gave me something to read this morning.

user-of-owls January 11, 2012 at 11:30 am

One can hardly claim to be a War Blog without a bit of the former, now can one, dear thing. Throwing chum in the water to attract the bottom feeders is a nice purgative now and again. After all, if one doesn't poop now and again, it just goes to ones head.

freakishlywrong January 11, 2012 at 11:33 am

Nope, devoured it this am before Wonkett woke up. I'm an early bird, so I miss a lot of fun..

Devilette January 11, 2012 at 11:45 am

Not at all! We love ya!

Oblios_Cap January 11, 2012 at 11:49 am

Hell, the only thing better would have been starting a flame war with the Paultards.

chascates January 11, 2012 at 11:54 am

Ah, remember the glory days of the PUMA wars?

Limeylizzie January 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm

That would be good.

Guppy January 11, 2012 at 11:58 am

Thread? What thread?

… Ohhhh… so that's how they fit 500+ responses into only 2 pages…

Tundra Grifter January 11, 2012 at 12:48 pm

2L;

Nope. To repeat myself, the sign of a great post is a large number of thoughtful replies.

Limeylizzie January 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Yay for me?

Tundra Grifter January 11, 2012 at 1:58 pm

2L:

Yay 4 U!

As always…

emmelemm January 11, 2012 at 1:52 pm

You are singularly un-hateable, Miss Lizzie.

Limeylizzie January 11, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Ask Janet Oliver if I am un-hateable, in my teenaged, high-school, skin-head phase I kicked her in the teeth outside school, because she was spreading gossip about my best friend!

lulzmonger January 11, 2012 at 3:22 pm

WTF?

It was beautiful! Also, awesome trolling – 12 words, like a pert little grenade.

Remember, some trolls are poopyheads, but others are very sweet indeed. Plainly, I do not need to tell you to be the best troll you can be … I need to be taking some notes.

freakishlywrong January 11, 2012 at 11:24 am

Has Sean been waterboarded yet? Pussy.

ElPinche January 11, 2012 at 11:24 am

This reminds me of something….Oh yeah:

Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Bugs: It's duck season!
Daffy: No it's rabbit season!
Bugs: It's rabbit season!
Daffy Duck season! *BLAM* (then gets his duckbill blown off by Elmer Fudd)

user-of-owls January 11, 2012 at 11:25 am

Circular cannibalism squad is this generation's circular firing squad.

weejee January 11, 2012 at 11:38 am

And vulture crapitalism trumps Jeebus. Just ask Rush.

weejee January 11, 2012 at 11:38 am

And vulture crapatalism trumps Jeebus. Just ask Rush.

elviouslyqueer January 11, 2012 at 11:27 am

I can't really blame Sean for not listening to Rick. After all, it's hard to hear when Mitt is gripping the back of your head and is shoving his cock down your throat.

NewtsChicknNeck January 11, 2012 at 2:40 pm

does that make Rick Mitt's fourth wife that he gets to take to the garden of eden (joplin, mo.) and to heaven (just a little bit southwest of the planet Jupiter)? Are Rick's sister wives jealous of lustrous hair?

donner_froh January 11, 2012 at 11:29 am

God, what an idiot. This is the way that capitalism works–just because finance capital is in its final collapse doesn't mean things work differently for the 99%.

Monsieur_Grumpe January 11, 2012 at 11:30 am

The problem is that Hannity parts his hair on the left side and Perry parts his on the right side. These two will never get to Brokeback Mountain, if you know what I mean.

jus_wonderin January 11, 2012 at 11:53 am

Though, if they were "facing" wouldn't their parts match???

bamaguy1024 January 11, 2012 at 11:31 am

LOL I love you Wonkette… you are so hilarious and so on the money here. What a couple of buffoons. After the election, watch, Fox News will give Rick Perry his own show

donner_froh January 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck. I almost never click on the videos on Wonkette since they are so horribly horrible but for some reason I watched part of this one.

Never Again!

sunmusing January 11, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Yeah, I learned to be careful of the links provided on the Wonkette. Sometimes you just can't "un-see" some of the stuff. Brain bleach has limited value at times, but using sharp objects on one's eyeballs is sometimes effective.

GOPCrusher January 11, 2012 at 2:25 pm

I just go with the basic assumption that some one is looking to up the ante on the 2 Girls 1 Cup video.

lulzmonger January 11, 2012 at 3:29 pm

This is both hilarious & terrifying … because it is technically correct.

Guppy January 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

So South Carolina is implementing a make-work program, and now both Newt and W. mk II have come out against capitalism? I daresay the GOP has finally gone through the event horizon and come out on the other side to the left of Lenin!

"Red state" indeed!

paris biltong January 11, 2012 at 11:36 am

Hannity is trying to paper over Bain's misdeeds. He can't understand that anyone in the Republican Party could criticize a corporation, just as he can't fathom how Huntsman may have had points of agreement with Obama. Taliban.

Chet Kincaid January 11, 2012 at 11:36 am

You expect us to watch 6 minutes of this shit? At least give us the timecode of the best bits.

DemmeFatale January 11, 2012 at 11:53 am

Really.
I couldn't make it past 2:50.
I tried, Wonkette! But the stupid…

(I think I deserve a cookie, but I'll settle for more coffee.)

TanzbodenKoenig January 11, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Just rip the bong and see how much you can watch before you have to exhale or pass out. Thats how I read Breitbart stories too

Fawkdifiknow January 11, 2012 at 11:40 am

The next time I watch Hannity will be the first time. Sorry. I have my mental health to think about.

GhostBuggy January 11, 2012 at 11:40 am

Ha ha, I love the furious paper-rustling noise you can hear whenever the camera's off Hannity. Surely there's a way to handle this in those blank sheets of paper you keep in front of you, Sean!

meatlofer January 11, 2012 at 11:41 am

There is a toilet stall in New Jersey with your name on it, Hannity.You MOTHER FUCKER!

Mumbletypeg January 11, 2012 at 11:41 am

I'll give Perry a point for steering the "I'm unflappable in the face of diminishing voter percentages, and Sean's smirking mug" wagon. He's swapped momentum for equilibrium. And that's only temporary, as South Carolinny is going to prove ample ground for his Big Rebound. It wasn't that long ago when he two-stepped a live broadcast Tea Party Town Hall.. (amusingly, labeled "…2.0") with his pal Governor Sandford. "With truth and secession for all!"

Generation[redacted] January 11, 2012 at 11:58 am

Rick Perry looks confident because he's carrying a gun.

KeepFnThatChicken January 11, 2012 at 11:43 am

Hannity looks like a fat Mitt Romney.

BarackMyWorld January 11, 2012 at 11:45 am

This election is like watching the inmates of Arkham Asylum fight each other to see who gets to take on Batman.

weejee January 11, 2012 at 11:46 am

Hannity almost makes Perry sound sane. Faux Newx is right, way right, 24/7.

MissTaken January 11, 2012 at 11:48 am

Can't watch. Video got stuck on my work's "no fucking bullshit from asshats named Hannity this early in the morning" filter.

BZ1 January 11, 2012 at 11:48 am

Corporations are people, Hannity, not so much …

Generation[redacted] January 11, 2012 at 11:57 am

Hedge funds and private equity firms are people. The companies that get bought, dismantled, and sold off are not.

sharethegrief January 11, 2012 at 11:48 am

Can't we get atleast 1 clip of Sean inhaling helium?

cheaphits January 11, 2012 at 11:51 am

It looks as though the Head Fox (the old aussie) has decided the the Chickens ( that be us) is best plucked (and fucked) by an experienced Vulture (that be Willard)..

Chet Kincaid January 11, 2012 at 11:51 am

In Forbes, even! So the business press is finally catching up to critiques that have been out there for 10, 15 or 20 years? These are strange times.

WhatTheHeck January 11, 2012 at 11:51 am

The thing about capitalism is that even the republicans are ignorant of what it is.

Rosie_Scenario January 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Capitalism = Freedumb. Right?

real_dc_native January 11, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Ever since reading Marx in college went out of style no one understands what capitalism is. They completely miss the part about government regulation is the only thing that keeps markets competitive in the face of ever more powerful capitalists. Laissez-faire capitalism does not equal competition in the marketplace.

But the fact that I read Marx (along with Keynes, Smith, Hayek) and that I know these words just proves I'm a communist.

NewtsChicknNeck January 11, 2012 at 2:45 pm

i just looked up "captialism" in the constitution. it's not there, but apparently our preznit is only to be counted as 3/5 of a person. that explains why i'm 40% disappointed.

real_dc_native January 11, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Capitalism isn't in the Constitution but private property is enshrined in the Bill of Rights. That rules out communism but socialism is a viable option.

I wish I was only 40% disappointed with Barry. He and both sides of the isle are part of the bought-and-paid-for politics that rules now. But there I go getting all communist again.

Oblios_Cap January 11, 2012 at 11:52 am

Watching Perry is like watching a stupider version of GWB. I didn't think it was possible.

Way to go, Texas.

johnnyzhivago January 11, 2012 at 11:53 am

Perry should do an ad with guns out hunt'n them vultures.

Chet Kincaid January 11, 2012 at 11:56 am

"And now Sean, Ah'm loadin' up the wagon and taken mah talents South. Much obliged to ya." SFX: (Whip-snap) Cackalacky-cackalacky-cackalacky….

Generation[redacted] January 11, 2012 at 11:57 am

"That's about as severe a charge as you can make."

Yes, Shammity, disparaging private equity firms and hostile takeovers is much worse than saying we should not have invaded Iraq, killing I don't know how many people.

pinkocommi January 11, 2012 at 11:59 am

Whenever I hear Rick Perry talking, I can feel my own brain cells dying.

paris biltong January 11, 2012 at 12:10 pm

OT: smoking grass appear to be good for the lungs (among other things).

chascates January 11, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I've emailed the results of that study to everyone I can think of. It's the one crop farmers can make money on!!

chascates January 11, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Populist Rick Perry: http://rickperryreport.com/article/2012-01-11/per
What Perry is campaigning against is a rigged free enterprise system where the very, very wealthy elite get to decide what companies succeed or fail. Corporations are powerful enough to lobby congress to pass laws that use the legal system of this country to solidify their pseudo monopolies.

Perhaps the populist, anti-corporatist message that Perry really has been repeating since November will finally resonate in South Carolina. The "line between Washington D.C. and Wall Street" is strong concern. And the Bain discussion allows him to point out some of the ugly consequences of that axis of evil.

real_dc_native January 11, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Wow, Perry is sounding absolutely Marxist! Doesn't he understand that campaign money comes from "rigged free enterprise system where the very, very wealthy elite get to decide what companies succeed or fail."

GOPCrusher January 11, 2012 at 2:30 pm

These people don't even think anymore before they put shit up on the Internet. If Obama would have used the same words in a speech, they would be screaming about the Socialist Job Killer.

Callyson January 11, 2012 at 12:14 pm

For those who could not bear to watch it–it was actually pretty funny to see FOX' flip flop from hating on Mittens to defending him from the creeping socialists who have invaded the Republican party. Occupy the GOP primary!

chascates January 11, 2012 at 12:18 pm

And for our South Carolina Wonketters you can see Perry today at Lizard's Thicket, Doc's Barbecue and Southern Buffet, and The Gun Rack. Tomorrow at Duke's Barbecue, Fat Jack's Grillin' and Chillin' Restaurant, and the Squat 'N' Gobble (which has a singing mounted deer head).

I think Rick's found his audience.

gurukalehuru January 11, 2012 at 1:17 pm

The squat 'n' gobble? Isn't that where Larry Craig got arrested?

YouBetcha January 11, 2012 at 12:18 pm

If they had been in the same room, they would have torn off eachother's clothes and made out on live TV.

cheaphits January 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Thanx, VaWyo, the above is a succinct and insightful article. As it says, it's as if the NFL coaches were rewarded for hitting the point spread. They might make big money that way (just a top exes do today), but the game would be fucked. This is just what has happened to the economy. This is why the rich get richer and we have no recourse…we are probably doomed.

Check out this Forbes article…it does explain a LOT!

real_dc_native January 11, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Mittens is becoming Socialism's BFF!

Poindexter718 January 11, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Now now, Sean, don't cry. The Rickster doesn't mean it.
The bijillion-dollar Texas Teacher Retirement System, whose entire Board is appointed by the governor, is up to its azz in private equity fund investments, including, wait for it … Bain Capital. And he's never said one peep about that.

OneYieldRegular January 11, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Hannity's internal monologue is running something like: "Jesus Christ, dude, do you not read the memos? With this kind of talk, do you really expect to land a job as a FOX commentator after your already dead campaign is finally put down with a silver stake through its already dead heart? Don't you even realize that only reason FOX exists is to prop up vulture capitalism?"

NewtsChicknNeck January 11, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Rick don't need to read. The (R) after his name means he gets to be king of texas until he dies. It's like what edwin edwards once said–the only way Rick will lose is if he's caught with a dead girl or live boy. (and Rick's been really close on a couple of occasions.)

Wilcoxyz January 11, 2012 at 1:11 pm

"Oh my god, I just got fucked in the ass by Rick Perry," said Mittens.

I think that was at the end. I gave up at 6:11.

bitchincamaro2 January 11, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Shorter Hannity: "Governor, get back to the queer-baiting, fetus-hugging, war-mongering SOB we have you on this show for in the first place."

GeorgiaBurning January 11, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Fox is scared of a third-party right wing candidate who could ruin the Mitt-bot's chances in November. The last thing they want is the Tea Party fringe to organize around somebody who's not in 18th century costume.

GOPCrusher January 11, 2012 at 2:33 pm

I think they are more afraid that the Mitt-bot may get the chance to run, because he won't get in the 18th century costume.

dadanarchist January 11, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Is it just me, or does Rick Perry look – not just sound, but look – more and more like Dubya with each passing week?

Ayn Rand Paul Tard January 11, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Ah, this whole 'running for the president' or some shit is just an excuse for Perry to travel around and do another one of his reststop tours, if you know what I mean.

Huevos Ocupados January 11, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Seems like I'm in the minority here but I'm finding this recent turn of events to be delicious!

DerrickWildcat January 11, 2012 at 2:52 pm

For those not familiar with Sean Hannity, I'd just like to point out that he's a pathological liar. He's able to lie six times in one sentence,

ttommyunger January 11, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Sorry, couldn't watch the clip. Hannity's nasal bitch-whine voice gives me hives; kind of like listening to Sarah Palin while she's getting butt-fucked by Herman Cain with no lube or foreplay, also, too, as well as.

lulzmonger January 11, 2012 at 3:53 pm

O NOEZ, PERRY HAZ TEH OHDUBYEWESS HIPPEY PLAYGUE NAO 2?!?!? BLARG!

OHHHHHH YEAH, that's some primo audiovisual infotainment right up there.

Needs less Sean Inanity, but then such is life.

Perry blandly mouthing "Vulture Capitalism" & acting like he still has a conscience = COMEDY GOLD!

jus_wonderin January 11, 2012 at 12:23 pm

That is funny, cuz as I smoke with our IT guy (a great dude) he is a gun owner. Maybe a hoarder. So, spot on!

BaldarTFlagass January 11, 2012 at 1:07 pm

I work for a govt department that showers Hellfire missiles on Afghan wedding parties (accidentally, of course, but still…). You guys make me jealous.

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