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Fancy New Yorker Magazine Won’t Print Definition of Santorum, But Prints ‘Anal Rapists For Bush’

It’s an election season, so the generally readable New Yorker has made its quadrennial mutation into a presidential campaign magazine, which is boring. Also, the magazine has finally delved into the deeply rewarding tale of how Dan Savage turned “Santorum” into the name for the “frothy mix of lube and fecal matter” used to make McDonaldland anusburgers, or whatever.

The New Yorker, however, will not print the definition, because it is allegedly “unprintable” — a lie, because we just printed it out right here on our crappy laser printer that came free with a microwave. The haughty magazine will, however, print “Anal Rapists for Bush.” But it’s in the form of a quote, from the guy who managed the Bush/Cheney 2004 online campaign. And he’s obviously talking about a stunt launched by Wonkette:

Anal Rapists for Christ.[New Yorker via Juli Weiner]

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    1. Mumbletypeg

      It's the answer to your avatar's question. This is where your handbasket has guided you. We have arrived — wonkette is shown for its true colors in the harsh glare of an eleetist publication's attempt to pimp out our most tawdry and salacious offerings.

    2. Lionel[redacted]Esq

      I cam here because Wonkette was a war blog.

      And the buttsex.

      And the gin.

      And the pot.

  1. BarackMyWorld

    Santorum should hire Dr. Tobias Funke, former analyst/therapist or…"analrapist", as his adviser on medical issues/acting coaches.

  2. James Michael Curley

    Ah! Those were the days when Wonkette herself would graphically delineate just how far down the bulge in John Kerry's trousers went.

  3. BaldarTFlagass

    If I had known that the anal rapists were for Bush back in 04, I might have considered voting for him.

  4. SayItWithWookies

    Santorum is like the weather — everybody talks about it, but nobody wants to tell anyone that it's the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is frequently the result of anal intercourse.

    1. MissTaken

      Just like the weather, Santorum impacts everyone but you really want to avoid talking about it on a first date.

      1. Steverino247

        Take it from MissTaken, our Wonkette Dating Expert!

        Seriously, can you imagine somebody bringing up frothy mixtures of lube and fecal matter that is frequently the result fo anal intercourse on a first date? Unless, of course, you met on http://www.eSantorum.com.

          1. jus_wonderin

            "But Sweetie, you know I am shipping out before we can have a second date. Do it for the troops, please?"

  5. EatsBabyDingos

    Yamamoto here. I onry read this because I rike Cialias, and I hear you have three month erections, not just four hour.

  6. MissTaken

    Remember when posters were funny and said "Anal Rapists For Bush" instead of the "Get That God Damned Black Man Outta My White House" posters of 2010?

    Good times those were.

  7. neiltheblaze

    Again, Liberal / Shmiberal – I just come here for the dick jokes. Or the Santorum jokes. Or a frothy mix of the two.

    1. jus_wonderin

      I guess this proves the theory that once it is on the Net is it forever. Which makes me wonder, were The Hanson's pre-Internet?

  8. hagajim

    Doesn't anal rape lead to some sort of Santorum – I guess not if you don't lube, does spit count?

  9. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    In defense of Wonkette, only half of the "Anal Rapist for Bush" posters came from people that frequent here. The rest came from Dick Cheney's staff.

    1. jus_wonderin

      The last part is just screamin' for a Groucho sideways gaze, a tip of the cigar and a carefully crafted zinger!

  10. veritass

    Anal Rapists for Bush, or whatever.

    Great quote. Would love to hear more about this "or whatever" that he speaks of.

    1. LesBontemps

      Dead giveaway that Bush/Cheney "online operations manager" Michael Turk was a Wonkette reader, and probably commenter.

  11. chascates

    This is what happens when you hire Tina Brown as editor. Harold Ross and William Shawn wrote about fecal matter all the time.

  12. mrblifil

    Baffling. Anal Rape and Santorum are intrinsically linked. They belong together. Sort of like the way Sterno belongs on Condaleeza Rice's feminine hygiene shelf.

  13. Spurning Beer

    Speaking of Wonkette In The News, last night's interview guest on Colbert was Bill Moyers, who quoted "a friend of mine" who said that "I''ll believe that corporations are people when Texas executes one."

    That line is apparently also on tee-shirts for sale somewhere.

    Did the line originate here? Was hollywooddood the perp? If so, we're proud of you, dood.

  14. Negropolis

    Wait, we're a "liberal blog"? And here I was like some common fool thinking that this was a snarkblog.

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