NEW YORK—It’s Republican primary day in New Hampshire, and the nine registered voters of the tiny northern hamlet of Dixville Notch—who in their quadrennial tradition head to the polls just moments after midnight on election days so as to ensure the morning news shows have at least a few meaningless tea leaves to read off their teleprompters—have handed a resounding early victory to… President Obama! In what is widely regarded as a statistically precise sample of national voter sentiment, the President secured a resounding one-third of support in a crowded field, leap-frogging Republican rivals Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman, both of whom who were tied for second with a mere 22% of the vote. Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul each secured a single vote apiece, while projections indicate that nobody will ever cast another vote for Rick Perry.
Elsewhere across the state, last-minute undecided voters are giving Newt Gingrich a second look after his flagging campaign received a big boost yesterday: the high-profile endorsement of renowned snowmobiler and former 1/2-term First Gentlemen of Alaska Todd Palin. This is the second big shot in the arm the Gingrich campaign has enjoyed in as many days, with the coveted Palin endorsement following closely on the heels of a $5 million cash infusion from union-basher, rather corrupt casino magnate and notorious dirtbag Sheldon Adelson. Gingrich has already pledged $3.5 million of that money on a South Carolina ad-buy targeting Mitt Romney’s predatory capitalism, a state where Romney has already flooded the cheap airwaves with $2+ million.
Gingrich has already produced what amounts to the Thin Red Line of campaign advertisements, a mammoth thirty-minute hit piece on Romney’s time at Bain Capital. The trailer is here—and, it’s kind of good? And if nothing else it’s certainly well-timed, seeing as there appears to be nothing that campaign watchers are more interested in talking about today than yesterday’s disastrous “I like firing people!” RomneyGaffe[TM]. The Romney camp was quick to qualify this remark as having been taken out of context, which: oh cry us a river. Because John Kerry voted for it before he voted against it, as James Fallows reminds us today.
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Just to be clear, this is not mine but an Intensedebate member named Cletar is the greatest Gingrichologist in the universe.
Example: http://imgur.com/4fOlr
Today we all has none mustard on our corndogs.
Rick Perry can still swallow them like Linda Lovelace after a fast.
haiku libel!
He wrote some of the best political Haiku ever.
Now there's no need to insult "Jabba the Hutt". After all he did get Princess Leia in a metal bikini.
what, nothing for RIck "gays are worse than murderers or rapists as parents" Santorum? New Hampshire- you disappoint me!
Santorum could soften his message by adding, "but they're great at coming up with creative home decorating ideas and they make excellent pet owners"
Or, "but now, when my wife needs a new do…"
The NH swing is worse than Santorum expected probably…it swung both ways…
Don't even get him started on atheists or liberals.
Won't someone please run this headline:
Santorum running behind Romney, Paul, Gingrich, Huntsman; NH voters disgusted.
Dixville Notch sounds like a painful, disgusting venereal disease. Also, so does "Newt Gingrich."
I think Newt Gingrich sounds like a euphemism for bestiality that includes special lube.
"Special lube" being a lube that was developed without testing on animals?
Actually I was thinking of one that was very much tested on animals, if you follow my horrifying train of thought.
I gots me some of that there Dixville Notch from Bunny down at the Crampsville diner. Old Doc Sumptner fixed me up good with some pennycilin but the rash my wife gave me is driving me up a tree higher than a hunted coon.
Hey, you're right.
NGOP:
While I tend to agree with you, aren't all VD's and STD's "painful, disgusting" conditions?
I didn't realize there were some nice ones…
Actually, I liked the Doonesbury cartoon from the 90s that said Newt Gingrich sounds like a creature from "Dune".
Ah yes, the coveted Todd Palin endorsement. This changes everything.
*Eyes rolling to the point of actually making noise*
Romneybot2000 can actually roll his eyes 360 degrees.
I think mine are permanent, Monsieur..
And Owls can't move his at all.
Next up: the riveting endorsement of Butch, your inbred second cousin from your dad's first marriage.
On a similar note… http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002145732
Well, that does it for me.
I just can't get over how many people seem interested in devouring that fat piece of shit's banana though. What's up with that?
Sometimes a banana is just a banana.
Snowmobiling Grifters are voters, too… sadly.
Speaking of easy rolls, anyone know who is getting Puta Palin's Bristol stomp?
MG:
Another "C" or "D" List celebrity that the GNoPee drags out to prove not every Hollywood star is a librul!
Right up there with Jon Voight and his ilk. UpChuck Norris, also.
But who is Mark Sanford rooting for? Or Larry Craig? or Mark Foley? I thought these sex scandal GOPers would stick together. Literally, perhaps.
Meh, wake me up when TRIsomyG's endorsement comes in.
BTW, the cybercensor still won't let the name that can't be uttered be uttered.
Definitely don't use the word "Drater".
Ken must have turned the "retard" approval machine back on.
" while projections indicate that nobody will ever cast another vote for Rick Perry."
Hopefully, that includes within the State of Texas, as well.
from your lips to Kali Durga's ears, my friend.
"Hopefully, that includes within the State of Texas, as welL"
No, losing actually makes Perry more popular in America's Asshole…
It could be worse.
Let's hope Perry doesn't build on this momentum. Being tied with Vermin Supreme is more than he deserves.
Oh, now I sorta miss Herman Cain.
"Vermin Supreme" – sounds like something cooked up on an oil drum by the Gourmands under a freeway overpass – like "Boot Stroganoff"
Why is the media treating Rick Perry as viable? Rachel hit it on the head last night; Buddy Roehmer is beating him in NH and the bubbleheads keep asking why he's still in the race. Why is Perry?
Perry is still in the race because he has a massive ego and believes that God told him to run. It's inconceivable to him that he won't somehow win the nomination.
Shelly believed the same voices in her head (and they were probably even louder than Perry's voices), and came in a similar place in Iowa, yet she kind of got the hint pretty quickly to drop the fuck out. I'm not sure what Perry's excuse is beyond the fact that he has a smothering level of stupid that is nearly impervious to reality.
Shelley probably listens to Marcus more than Rick listens to anyone, other than corporate donors.
I read somewhere that Shelly dropped out because of some deadline for re-election.
Perry thinks "By-gum, if that Tebow brat has g-d's endorsement, I should stick it out to the 4th quarter, or even OT."
Because of Anita Perry's burning bush and Jesus told Rick to run. More realistically is that Rick is spending every dime he collects because when he returns to Austin, he knows more voters now finally understand how stupid and unintelligent of man he is. How this plays in the elections isn't known but he knows he has no credability.
Ann Richards and Molly Ivins are laughing right now.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
The media isn't taking any chances — they'd written off Santorum weeks ago and then Iowa happened. The GOP nom process is like a box of chocolates from your great aunt — you never know what horrible crap is gonna come up.
Why is Perry?
Because his rich backers have more money than sense.
Any other questions?
Rick Perry ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom.
God, I can't wait until we can go back to totally ignored New Hampshire and its crazy hill people again.
At least the New Hampshireans have the candidates talking about the economy for the most part, unlike the Iowans.
In their place we'll be focused on the crazy hill people of South Carolina.
Cornholers!
Anyone else enjoying hateful, pernicious, hypercritical wingnut on wingtard violence?
You know, I must admit, I'd totally be lying if I told you that my schaden hadn't been freuded a few times over the last month or so. And, let me tell you, to have your schaden freuded feels oh so wrong in all the right ways.
HELL YES.
All of us, Katie, also, for good measure.
Moar popcorn, please.
Yes, lawdy, it's like sweet, sweet, peeecan pie!!!
It'd help if they all took their bats and balls and went home to sulk at the end of the primaries, never to be heard from again.
Who knew that Newt was a flaming communist?
Tiffany's.
Oh, gawd, how I love it.
So very, very much.
Newt/Todd 2012.
The mistake McCain made was to pick a woman as VP. Gingrich will not repeat it.
As Dixville Notch goes, so goes the nation.
Notcherally.
Dixville Nachos are terkin arr jerrbs!!!!!!!
One vote? This is good news for Ron Paul!
Curley = Newt (fat oblivious and hours of unintentional hilarity)
Larry = Mittens (who is abused by everyone)
Curly Joe = Huntsman (no one likes Curly Joe)
Mean Old Man who gets pied in the end = Ron Paul
Bitchy Old Lady who gets pied the end = Bachmann
Extra who slips and falls on his head = Santorum
Moe = There is one in the current GOPer lineup as smart as Moe… Maybe Obama?
What, no Shemp?
Perry could fit… but even Shemp's too smart for Perry.
NO Moebama!
Apparently no one has seen fit to let those three Republican residents of Dixville Notch know that President Obama is blah/urban/near.
Now that I think about it, maybe Obama should have run in both the Democratic and Republican primaries. If he won both nominations, we could have saved ourselves a whole lot of drama when the general election comes around.
One unfortunate by-product of your scenario, however, would be the dearth of snark fodder for us to feed upon here.
And about $4 Billion or so.
Haven't you heard? "Plives" is the new "blah/urban/near".
It's "renowned snowmachiner," not "renowned snowmobiler." Have you learned nothing?!
In what is widely regarded as a statistically precise sample of national voter sentiment, the President secured a resounding one-third of support in a crowded field
Great! Can we be finished now, please?
Nope. The Election been renewed through 2 more seasons and a reunion show on Bravo.
Todd Palin is okay, but I'm waiting to see who Joe the Plumber endorses before I decide. And maybe Kim Kardashian.
Did you miss the vaunted Kelly Clarkson endorsement? I mean, game over, dude. You don't need to know anything else.
I'm waiting for the Charles Manson endorsement
Now who is Ruben Studdard going to endorse? Or whatever forgotten nonentities won the later Idol karaoke contests?
Why, Chris Christie, of course, a man after his own (enlarged) heart.
Didn't he captain the Love Boat??
I was perfectly happy not knowing who the fuck she was, until SNL defiled my airwaves with her last week. Not what I thought, actually much worse than I thought. And the same people who voted for her on whatever lame-assed "talent" show she won will be the ones electing our president. And THAT scares the fuck out of me.
And she's the most successful person to come off that stupid show, which shows you how little talent the other winners have.
I'm waiting to hear from Paris Hilton.
Not about an endorsement. I just want her to call me.
Kim the Kardashian will endorse what ever asshole promises her, and her inexplicably wealthy family, the biggest tax cut.
I know, right? Where's my tax cut?
Are you already incredibly rich so that it will mean practically nothing to you?
No, but I could win the lottery someday. So shut up, moran!
"Gingrich has already produced what amounts to the Thin Red Line of campaign advertisements"
So wait, is it long, boring and makes no sense whatsoever, but beautifully shot and so critics will gush over it and ignore how bad it really is, and even call it the best campaign ad of the year despite it being a horrid piece of shit like they all did with Malick's latest crapfest The Tree of Life last year?
Yes.
Not that you're bitter or anything.
Who cares if it's crap on the substance? Who is more deserving to be destroyed by, and smeared liberally with, crap than a one Willard Mitt Romney? Hell, if Newt physically poured a bucket of pigshit on Mitt's head Carrie-style, I'd praise it as high art.
despite it being a horrid piece of shit
Oh this made me laugh. How that movie struck a chord with some and tanked with others. One friend of mine, he went back to watch it I forget how many times — the # was in the teens.. Granted, he was of the temperament who was 'off his meds' without having ever taken any. I guess he persuaded me to find something to like in it, b/c I own it on VHS and usually upon viewing again now & then still find *something* worthwhile along the meditative, Victor Nuñez-style appeal its linked cross-sections of character studies brings.
I saw it twice. The second time because I figured I must've been really high or drunk because I couldn't figure out the appeal the first time I saw it. Turns out I was completely sober both times and it was just a horrid piece of shit.
Well as a fan, to you I say: Git off mah Thin Red Lawn!1!"
I'd far rather see the "Thin Blue Line" of campaign ads–especially if it got Rick Perry to admit murdering an innocent man in Texas…
But I think I'll skip the anti-Santorum ad "The Thin Brown Line".
I just hope there's a languid shot of six-foot high sawgrass waving in the breeze while the blond narrator says in a drawl, "Why is campaigning so strange and terrifying?"
Dixville Notch? Still can't beat Ni**erhead Ranch.
Yeah, Cracker Barrel Farms just doesn't have the same ring to it, nor does Rancho Gringo Blanco.
Dixville Notch? I thought that was in West Virginia. You know, next to Hooterville.
Yeah, right next to Bug Tussle. Where they play checkers …..for money.
Newt targeting predatory capitalism is like Hitler going after anti semites.
Seems kind of silly, especially when you see his ads touting him as the architect of Reaganomics.
Today we are all Dixville Notches. Notchi? Notchites? Notchians. I'm gonna go with Dixville Notchians.
Dixville Notchos, obvs.
Snotchos.
I dunno, that sounds sort of, Mexicanish…
Dixwegians?
Buenos Notches?
Thanks Newt for the opposition research I’m sure it will come in handy for Obama later this year. Of course by then you will be swaddled in your “Forever Lazy” crying into a half eaten tub of Ben and Jerry’s.
Word has it that Romney is releasing a 30-minute commercial on the evils of gambling.
You know who else received a "big boost" for their "flagging… somethin' or other…." – - ?
Kim Kardashian?
I think she already owned a "big boost".
Bob Dole?
Jerry Sandusky? Oh, wait…. I thought it said "boot"
Bob Dole?
Ira Hayes?
Good grief, that is so clever I can hardly upfist you enough.
John Wayne Bobbit?
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Hey, if you are by chance located in Israel, a You Know Who Else joke could cost you.
New bill in #Israel would make it a crime to compare people to Nazis: wapo.st/zUzZWC
We are all gonna be under the fuckin jail.
What are they gonna do, sic the S.S. on us?
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Ah, that would be great; think of Rush, Beck, in fact all of the Fox "News" staff being in jail.
Plus there would be only one or two GOP candidates left unjailed…
Well, that would be the last time Glenn Beck visits Israel. He'll be lucky if he doesn't get Adolf Eichmann'ed to stand trial some night when he least expects it.
[Oh, oh. Does this post count?]
It's called the Goodwin Act.
I'm sure that the Republicans will introduce a similar bill in the US banning comparisons to Kenyan Muslin Marxist Fascists. A-n-y day now….
Your move, Congress.
Wait… so Newt is running ads about how awesome Mitt is at capitalism? How is this supposed to help Newt in a Republican primary?
Yeah. Newt's media people made several serious miscalculations in the current ad buy. He also has an ad suggesting that Mitt was delighted to hear about someone dying from lack of health insurance and disrespected the service of a gay soldier in Iraq. Talk about failing to know your audience.
Shorter Dixville Notch voters: Rick who?
"I noticed a bunch of Dicks…"
So this erection day in NH the Rethuglican's will be selecting their biggest dick? Pass the Viagra please, I just can't get up for this one. Going back to my old avatar, sigh…
Asked about his New Hampshire prospects, Santorum said, "In my dreams, second place. Given the fact that we're not running any media up here and that we've only just spent five days in the last month here campaigning, you know second place would be a dream come true.
Oh bless your heart, Rick. You're finally embracing what it means to be number two.
Also in his dreams: getting butt-fucked by George Clooney, but that's another story.
"…the high-profile endorsement of renowned snowmobiler and former 1/2-term First Gentlemen of Alaska Todd Palin."
I, for one, am glad to see Tawd is taking a little time out from the hookers to follow current events.
To be fair, he gets most of his current events news from his discussions with hookers.
Fucking landslide.
That's one of them newfangled mandates, alright.
Naturally, two thirds of Dicks-ville vote Republican.
Does NH have open primaries? I'd find it a lot easier to believe that three Dems somehow snuck in and voted for Barry, than to believe that 33% of registered Republicans voted for him.
I'm not jumping to conclusions just yet. I'm waiting for the game-changing results from Bug Tussle before I make up my mind.
I'm wating to see how things are going at the Junction….Petticoat Junction……
Don't forget that Pixley has always been considered a bellweather community.
Lotta curves, I bet.
I have to say it's a lot of fun to watch the Citizens United ruling punching the snot out of Republicans first. First the pro-Mittens groups flattening Newt, and now Newt's minions with their "film". There's a piquant karmic quality about it all.
It's even more fun watching republican peasants moan about the establishment picking their candidate.
I love this, this is what America is all about. Like you said, no hanging chads, we didn’t see any black panthers with baseball bats. These were good, American folks going to do their patriotic duty and I think it’s fantastic, Dixville Notch is just a great little place.
-Todd Starnes, on Sheer Insanity
And yet Obama still won.
Psst, Todd, read the Fox manual again; you're supposed to couch your racism in code words, not express it openly.
These are
good, AmericanWhite folks…Fixed!
You know, morons.
Is there some deity I might pray to, to ask that this ass-faced asshead is never ever put in front of a camera again?
Yes, but that deity will be just as imaginary as the threat of black panthers with baseball bats at voting booths.
Alas, I know this to be true, but that face is enough to cause an outbreak of faith. Thanks for keeping me real.
The face kind of reminds me of the Thumb People from the awesome Robert Rodriguez family thriller Spy Kids.
Even if Romney's "firing people" line was taken out of context, guess what: There is no context in a Presidential campaign. Everyone but Romney knows that.
Somebody will have to help me out, 'cause I'm too pressed with a deadline to look it up (my posting rate is down to a mere 59 per hour and dropping. This is serious!) Didn't the Romney people run a preposterously out of context ad a month or so ago, where Obama said something like "Absolutely, under no circumstances am I suggesting we should do x. That would be crazy. Nobody in their right mind could support that." and then the Romney people clipped the footage to Obama saying "we should do x"? And when the Obama people pointed out how stupid that was, Romney's response was basically – all's fair in politics, baby! I was wondering how long it would take for that to come back and bit them on the ass.
The chicken coming home to hoist them by their own petard.
Yep. Romney's people really threw the baby out with the frying pan there.
"Petard" is Moroni'ian for "chicken".
As in "keep fucking that Petard"?
In a word: yes. Karma is an ugly sonofbitch sometimes.
Instant karma went and got Mitt; gone and smacked him right in the face.
It was going to go for a kick to his nuts, but then realized….
It was Obama saying "If we talk about the economy, we're going to lose the election." But the context was candidate Obama quoting John McCain saying that in 2008 about what the Republicans had done to the economy.
edit: here's a story on the ad: http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2011/11/21/3741…
Oh, yeah. That's right. Thanx much.—
Do not let that pathological liar John Lovitz count the votes…
a South Carolina ad-buy targeting Mitt Romney’s predatory capitalism,
I think the latest Luntz instructions are to call that "predatory job creationism".
[Which in this case would even be extremely fitting, since the few jobs that Bain created, amidst all the job destruction, were jobs like bankrupcy specialists, security guards charged with walking people off site after firing, lawyers and accountants who figured out how to loot pension funds legally (or at least close enough to legally that no prosecutor would go after them), public relations people to put a happy face on the closing,.... Y'know: predatory jobs.]
And if not predatory, then at least parasitical, like the jobs created by say, drug cartels or – possibly – the armed forces. And for Gingrich's information, the gambling industry.
I prefer the term "vulture capitalism".
"predatory job creationism"
Does this imply "intelligent design" in the charter of Bain Capital?
I like it that Rick Perry stays on the ballots in these primaries. Everyone should have the opportunity to not vote for him. Especially when you get no pleasure voting for someone else, either, it's some consolation to know that Perry is being humiliated like he should be.
Then there's this: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statement…
where Mittens said Obama hired thousands of "bureaucrats" but most of the new hires were in the areas of care for wounded veterans, border security and anti-terrorism. Bureaucrats, Mittens, you ass-wipe extraordinaire? Since you like to fire people, when you are installed in the Mormon temple at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave you can fire all those folks and really get your jollies.
Dixville Notch is the garden of NH because, according to Fox News, it doesn't have any Black Panthers…….I am assuming Fox is refering to the feline.
i can has ballot access?
It has no black anything; even ballpoints are required to have only blue ink there.
Its about time there is an emoticon of good news for Obama.
Megan "boobs" McCain, is that you?
Privacy makes me :)
Megs!
Guess we're going back to two-a-days here at Wonkette.
(Every time I post something whiney about the slowness of the posts here, someone puts a new one up, so here's hoping)
Maybe our overlords are saving themselves up for New Hampshire liveblogging tonight?
You mean they've started drinking already?
You probably light cigarettes at bus stops, don't you?
Obama beat Charm Coffin?
Where is Barb? If that cheap punk from yesterday made her feel bad and she's not posting today, there's going to be no upfists for that guy, ever. Just constant flame war. Like he is literally the santorum soaked son of Spanky2b and James O'Keefe posting comments defending Andrew Brietbart's dry humping of Riley Wags.
I doubt that lone asshat troll could scare off our Barb; he does make me wish we could still downfist a bit though.
I was gone. Which posting was this happening in???
The one on the Georgia school's racially inappropriate math questions; it's just one comment from the troll.
I haven't yet seen it, but fuck that troll.
Oh, and no snark for a moment: In all the mocking of the Romney "gaffe" (= moment where he let the mask slip), there is a more basic point that is just run by. Romney's surface point/claim was that it is a problem with the Obama health care bill that it doesn't allow for competition among health insurers. In fact, it does allow competition among health insurers. That is one of the cornerstones of the plan. And Romney knows this because: It is Romney's fucking plan. Obama's plan doesn't tell you which doctor to go to (except indirectly, in that insurers may do this, as they did before Obama's plan). Romney knows this because:It is Romney's fucking plan. Obama's health care plan does not get the government involved in any way in specific decisions about patient care. Romney knows this because: It is Romney's fucking plan. Romney going on and on about all the things in Obama's plan he would change is fundamentally dishonest because: It is Romney's fucking plan.
Is it too much to ask to have one – just one – journalist from the dreadèd ferocious "liberal media" point this out whenever Romney says stuff like this?
Pointing that out would be class warfare, so yes, it is too much to ask.
And Romey's fucking plan was to the right of Nixon's fucking plan from 40 yrs ago.
O/T Snowbilly is going to appear on Larry the Cable Guy's show tomorrow. Oh how the mighty have fallen (I'm referring to Larry the Cable Guy, here).
Larry the Cable Guy has a show? Good heavens, why?
If you think that's bad, it's on the "History" Channel.
I don't see a problem with that. Most of LCG's jokes were already considered worn out in the early days of vaudeville.
Maybe Larry will show her his Tow Mater.
Larry the Cable Guy has a show?!
***must "refresh" before posting…. must "refresh" before posting…***
Finally, an appropriate venue! They can say "Git'er done" at each other, and much hilarity will ensue!
Yes, Larry the Cable Guy has a show, and for the first time it will have something we can laugh at.
Once Ailes is done with you, you are done, done and done. She's bound for glory–holes, that is.
That said, I'm so sick of hearing Newt's voice, or whatever that sound he makes is, I could almost use a Palin screech to clear my mind.
Newt's newt voice doesn't bother me as much as Mitt's hurried, COPD-ish babble. He reminds me of a little kid, hanging around with the adults for the first time, who thinks of a joke and rushes to spit it out before the conversation moves on and the moment is lost.
"who thinks of a joke and rushes to spit it out before the conversation moves on and the moment is lost."
Kinda reminds me of me, posting here.
If it weren't for Jim Varney's untimely passing, LCG could have invited him to do that wacky, zany, laff-a-minute Ernest character. But he's stuck with the grifter of the midnight sun instead.
Profound, really. A moment like this really makes you reflect on the many unexpected ways that death touches us all.
She can't sing opera either. Sigh…
Larry who?
"shot in the arm"……Fuck, where's Cheney when we really need him?!
Oh Tawd, you've spent too much time in Mama Bear's Honeypot. The crotch-rot has moved to your brain and now you apparently think someone gives a flying fuck what you say or do. Time to take a long "Snow Machine" ride off a short iceberg, sparky.
OT somewhat: Is it selfish of me to want the GOP to have a grueling, cash wasting, bloodletting of a primary season?
Not at all; hell I'm hoping for the almost impossible dream ending: no one makes it to 50% and we get a brokered convention.
Oh man…that would be AWESOME! Sort of like a '68 democratic convention but with walkers, hoverrounds, poorly spelled signs, colonial garb, and racism.
Then, as in 68, they could give the nomination to someone who didn't run in a single primary. Oh my, this could lead to a nomination for the quitter…
ohmygodohmygodohmygod….please make it so……
Hell no.
Totally selfish. Next thing we know you'll be registering as a Republican.
If I didn't love you so much, I'd say them were fightin' words.
Apparently you have returned to your loving senses, so I take it back. Hope you will forgive me for saying (writing) such a dastardly thing.
For you dollface? Anything.
“Forever Lazy”
I got one of those sort of as a gag for Christmas. He does wear it (around the house only).
Another friend, upon seeing the commercial where dudes wear the FL to a football games said, "Yeah, they do that and they'd get the shit stompled out of them."
GOP Primary DEATHMATCH!!
TUESDAY! TUESDAY! TUESDAY!
Who will SURVIVE?
ROMBOT, SHITFROTH, or Newt.
I love you for Shitfroth.
I love you for I love you for shitfroth.
So you don't think people will catch the Huntsmania?
Oh they'll catch it, but antibiotics work quickly so I don't think it will last.
To be fair Obama IS the best Republican in the race.
I read the linked article, and the "college football championship game" was just about as interesting as Ole Newt's campaign.
In a community with precisely 9 registered voters, I'm guessing every one of them knows who voted for Ron Paul.
It's like when there's only two people in an elevator, and one of them farts.
Because they always pick the winner and that is Obama, can we do away with the rest of the nonsense?
That's practically the GOP pitch to the poors: "Hey there, catfood eater, you might hit the poweball one day, and you don't want the guvmint to take all yer winnings, do ya??"
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