SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE  8:44 pm January 9, 2012

Media Now Trying To Kill Ron Paul’s Campaign With TOO MUCH Attention

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Celebrity life is hard.

Remember how Ron Paul has been shuffling around complaining, for decades, about the newz media always ignoring his presidential campaigns to death? Those were the days! Now he is complaining that they are MOBBING his campaign, also to death, because of an actual mob of journalists who chased after him into a New Hampshire diner and then victoriously announced they had him surrounded, to prevent him from hanging out with voters, or something. Why can’t they just be obsessively attentive in peace?

From The Hill:

Barely able to move through the restaurant as hundreds of journalists and videographers surrounded him on all sides, Paul ignored the questions being lobbed at him and slowly inched through the restaurant, offering a few autographs to supporters along the way.

“Guys, you’ve got to take it easy,” shouted one Paul staffer, imploring the media to give the congressman some space.

No such luck.

“Ron Paul: We have you surrounded. We are the media,” sounded the voice from a megaphone as Paul staffers ushered him into a waiting SUV, just minutes after he arrived at the restaurant.

So who was the cocky goon with the megaphone, probably Wolf Blitzer?

Holding the megaphone was a man dressed roughly as a wizard, with shaggy hair and tousled beard, wearing a massive black boot upside down on his head.

Yeah, Wolf Blitzer.

(UPDATE: Just kidding, maybe? The screaming wizard might also be real American hero and presidential candidate Vermin Supreme, who will be leading in the polls next week. SAME DIFFERENCE.)

Anyway, then some dingbat from CNN asked Ron Paul in an interview afterward why he loathes New Hampshire voters so much that his hatred would cause him (?) to flee a suffocating crush of reporters, to which Paul responded by wandering away in disgust:

Hooray, so that happened! Ron Paul also reiterated his pledges to dismantle the Department of Education and to withdraw the U.S. from the United Nations today, but… meh. [The Hill/ The Caucus blog]

 
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Pres.Libunatic January 9, 2012 at 8:47 pm

I think the wizard referred to herein is one Vermin Supreme, an, um, "alternative" candidate for Preznit. I'd vote for him over MittBot 9000.
http://www.verminsupreme.com/

not that Dewey January 9, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Only through Vermin Supreme's dilligent campaigning over the years have certain questions and issues of policy come to the foreground, specifically…

Dental Hygiene Law
Flying Monkey Public Safety Assurance Program
Time Travel Research Funding

Yup. He's got my vote.

Negropolis January 9, 2012 at 10:44 pm

He had me at "Flying Monkey".

CthuNHu January 10, 2012 at 12:55 am

You forgot his "Pony for every American" program.

(Note: Everyone will be required to have his/her pony with him/her at all times.)

CthuNHu January 10, 2012 at 1:07 am

Seriously, though, the media mob was ridiculous/hilarious. Check this out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7LJ2Zj6uao

And for your full Vermin Supreme stump speech, here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsaCGtBjjbg

not that Dewey January 10, 2012 at 8:46 am

If Vermin Supreme didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

dailyworldwatch January 9, 2012 at 10:17 pm

The mob is chasing me! They are chasing…no I mean literally! THEY ARE…HOLY SHIT! Throwing bricks! Hey…Hey! I can see a gun…OH My!

We can't get out! We can't get out! They are coming!

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Thank god–this could be the right candidate to pick up the "End Traffic-Stop Slavery" torch dropped by Basil Marceaux.

Or any other bright shiny objects in his path.

Jukesgrrl January 10, 2012 at 2:49 am

But what is his position on the rent being TOO DAMN HIGH?

not that Dewey January 10, 2012 at 8:48 am

Apparently, he's in favor of it.

EDIT: Sorry. I thought you said "what is his position on being TOO DAMN HIGH?"

anniegetyerfun January 9, 2012 at 8:47 pm

I have a drastically different definition of what constitutes a "pin-up" than libertarians, apparently.

SorosBot January 9, 2012 at 9:03 pm

As I mentioned on the post on the Pin-Ups for Paul site, the redhead looks good and um, yeah just her.

anniegetyerfun January 9, 2012 at 9:08 pm

I have to be honest, even she's a touch on the horsey side for me.

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 10:23 pm

Man-on-horse = Santorum with hooves??

coolhandnuke January 9, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Instead of the Mayflower Madam, is Ron Paul the Mayflower Madman?

Negropolis January 9, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Madman Ted Nugent libel!

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 11:02 pm

Or is it really Madam Ted Nugent? Inquiring minds want to know!

OK, not really, thanks anyway.

Tsunami Ali January 10, 2012 at 1:24 am

It's tough out there for Ron Pimp.

BarackMyWorld January 10, 2012 at 2:53 am
Tsunami Ali January 10, 2012 at 3:12 am

Bwahahahaha! This.

Guppy January 9, 2012 at 11:28 pm

They got the models they could afford to pay.

Bask in the free-market capitalism!

Nostrildamus January 10, 2012 at 12:33 am

You go into a campaign with the models you can afford, not the models you'd like to be able to afford.

glamourdammerung January 10, 2012 at 4:42 am

They did not photocopy old National Geographic pictures.

Negropolis January 10, 2012 at 3:17 am

This thread is perfect for a The Maury Show "That's a man, baby!" ethnic hoot and holler.

glamourdammerung January 10, 2012 at 4:42 am

Yeah, I prefer my pin ups to not have penises or even look like they might have penises myself. But to each their own.

urbpan January 9, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Poor Ron Paul had a harrowing brush with Vermin Supreme!

Barb January 9, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Diners, Drive-ins and Dives For Cover! Poor Ron Paul.

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 10:24 pm

I can sympathize. I've been to a lot of dives with a cover charge in my time.

AlterNewt January 9, 2012 at 8:51 pm

" …a man dressed roughly as a wizard, with shaggy hair and tousled beard, wearing a massive black boot upside down on his head."

So, Phish is back together?

SorosBot January 9, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Or maybe it was a teenaged Jon Huntsman.

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:11 pm

Bloody Timelords…

GuanoFaucet January 9, 2012 at 8:51 pm

You shall not pass!

noodlesalad January 9, 2012 at 9:06 pm

Paultard Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred primaries they can still surprise you, with stupidity.

Steverino247 January 9, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Well, we already know they have a cave troll named Christie…

MosesInvests January 9, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

Bonzos_Bed_Time January 9, 2012 at 11:21 pm

Gandalf the Gay.

Nostrildamus January 10, 2012 at 12:34 am

Not really a great motto for a restaurant.

SorosBot January 10, 2012 at 1:22 am

You got that wrong; the line is You! Shall not! Pass!

JackObin January 9, 2012 at 8:53 pm

This is not a country, it is a carnival freak show.

DerrickWildcat January 9, 2012 at 8:56 pm

Who is that lady in your picture?

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 10:27 pm

That's no lady, that's my WIFE!

(I wish.)

SorosBot January 9, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Poor Ron; fist the media says he might be racist just because he used to write a bunch of racist articles in his racist newsletter, now they want to ask him questions.

DarwinianDemon January 9, 2012 at 8:56 pm

How is Ron Paul responsible for the Ron Paul Newsletter?? Hrumph!

SorosBot January 9, 2012 at 9:32 pm

That's true; how dare I suggest that he wrote those articles just because his name was on them, they included a bunch of "I" statements and he claimed authorship at the time when now he's claimed someone else wrote them, and he published the articles under his name without even reading them, without providing any evidence or giving any indication who really wrote them if he didn't..

Fare la Volpe January 9, 2012 at 11:07 pm

That kind of cynical pass-the-buckmanship is why I know he'd be great in the White House.

Ron Paul / Irresponsibility 2012!

Biff January 10, 2012 at 11:22 am

Plausible deniability is a positive trait in a POTUS.

Jukesgrrl January 10, 2012 at 2:53 am

And every time his Press Secretary has a press conference, he'll deny it ever happened?

lnardozi January 11, 2012 at 1:53 am

Because of course it's utterly impossible for one person to write something for another person's magazine… like…. I'm… doing… now.

When I look at the level of proof required to convince anyone of anything I understand deficit spending perfectly.

anniegetyerfun January 9, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Does this constitute a White Person Problem? I can't really tell.

SorosBot January 9, 2012 at 9:07 pm

It's a Cranky Old White Bigot Problem I think.

anniegetyerfun January 9, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Oh, well, that's a subcategory.

Radiotherapy January 9, 2012 at 9:20 pm

It's DOCTOR Cranky Old White Bigot to you.

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:22 pm

Incidentally, "Fist the Media" is my favorite Sunday morning chat show.

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Gay pron, if I remember correctly, with "media" = "lube".

GeneralTapioca January 10, 2012 at 8:58 pm

The Paulestinians are out in force in comment sections decrying the shameless media horde, which was probably part of the NWO's plan to keep Paul from reaching the voters. (Actual comment).

Three weeks ago, they were spitting mad the media wouldn't cover the guy. Maybe the last porridge will be juuuust right.

ManchuCandidate January 9, 2012 at 8:54 pm

It's almost like he needs some sort of lighter than air vehicle to escape the attentions of the US America Morans of the media.

C_R_Eature January 9, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Sort of, like, The Blimp perhaps?

GuanoFaucet January 9, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Questions are theft.

emmelemm January 9, 2012 at 9:08 pm

And cameras steal your soul?

smokefillednewyear January 9, 2012 at 9:22 pm

I thought property was theft.

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:14 pm

Property is the Holy of Holies. Taxation is theft.

Left is right, up is down, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, and RON PAUL IS AMERICA!!!!!!

GET OFF THE SHED! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET OFF THE SHED!!!!!!!!!

chascates January 9, 2012 at 8:56 pm

And where is Sascha Baron Cohen when you need him?

Mahousu January 9, 2012 at 11:44 pm

He's been playing a parody fundamentalist character named "Rick Santorum" lately. Funny, but I don't think it's his best work.

Earlier, he was doing this wacky guy called "Herman Cain." Completely over-the-top, but everyone he meets just tries and pretends like nothing's out of the ordinary.

gurukalehuru January 10, 2012 at 2:59 pm

There's a little bit of Sascha Baron Cohen in all of them.

DerrickWildcat January 9, 2012 at 8:56 pm

Ron's Paul's Libertarian vision of America would completely go to shit due to actual Ron Paul supporters.

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Libertarianism is a system that can work, given perfectly spherical humans.

Negropolis January 9, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Well, then, we are well on our way as obese Americans.

glamourdammerung January 10, 2012 at 1:54 am

As I have often said, Paultards are abrasive asses simply to be so often enough that if they had any common sense, they would dread folks enacting some "rational self interest".

Tsunami Ali January 10, 2012 at 2:24 am

Ran into a group of student at an Indian Restaurant where I was hoping to have a quiet dinner with my husband – thought, "aw, how cute, a bunch of nerds going out to dinner together," and then one of them opened his mouth and I knew they were Paultards. My husband was like, "how do you know they're Paultards?" and I replied, "because from what they're saying they seem kind of stupid and mean-spirited." They were organizing some media event, I gathered, from their rather loud maunderings in a nearly empty restaurant.

Monsieur_Grumpe January 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Get off my lawn!

AutomaticPilot January 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Move over, Walnuts! There's a new crazy geezer in town!

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 10:36 pm

So when dose Dr. Paul endorse Barry for Prezdint?

noodlesalad January 9, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Ron Paul was surprised that the yelling voices in his mind have externalized and taken human form (and whatever Wolf Blitzer is, reverse lycanthrope?).

DerrickWildcat January 9, 2012 at 9:01 pm

That looks like the Cinemax movie cast of, "Illicit Dreams III."

KenLayIsAlive January 10, 2012 at 9:36 am

David Duchovney is looking awful these days, huh?

ProgressiveInga January 9, 2012 at 9:03 pm

R. Paul is just setting the gold standard for retail campaigning. Oh, wait…..

Data Exactly January 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm

"Ron Paul: We have you surrounded. We are the media,” sounded the voice from a megaphone as Paul staffers ushered him into a waiting SUV, just minutes after he arrived at the restaurant."

"Holding the megaphone was a man dressed roughly as a wizard, with shaggy hair and tousled beard, wearing a massive black boot upside down on his head."

Just when you think you can trust one person – just ONE PERSON in the world… He lets you down by revealing he is part of the media conglomerate. Not the Vermin Supreme I know.

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Oh, the old "No True Vermin Supreme" fallacy, eh?

DerrickWildcat January 9, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Next stop: Nebraska Boat, Sport and Travel Show.

Jukesgrrl January 10, 2012 at 2:55 am

And after that the Tucson Gem and Gun Show.

Steverino247 January 9, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Yeah, like withdrawing from the League of Nations worked our really well. I guess too much enlightened self interest is a bad thing, eh?

Banelm January 10, 2012 at 5:03 am

No no never! Not enough if anything! We should have withdrawn from the League, then invaded France First!

Come here a minute January 9, 2012 at 9:12 pm

… a man dressed roughly as a wizard, with shaggy hair …

We were wondering whatever happened to Riley Waggs.

smokefillednewyear January 9, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Junk questions for a junk candidate.

KenLayIsAlive January 9, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Don't touch my junk candidate!

user-of-owls January 9, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Don't junk my touch candidate!

Paid for by Women For Cain.

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 10:40 pm
KenLayIsAlive January 9, 2012 at 11:59 pm

win.

KenLayIsAlive January 10, 2012 at 12:01 am

Useless withered junk candidate.
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I'm just gonna go ahead and dredge up all the "junk" jokes we've done since 2009.

donner_froh January 9, 2012 at 9:18 pm

Grumpiest Old Man.

Negropolis January 9, 2012 at 10:50 pm

…or Grumpiest Old Man Evah?

flamingpdog January 10, 2012 at 1:17 am

Walter Matthau LIBEL!!1!

Radiotherapy January 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm

So much for Isolationism.

PuckStopsHere January 9, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Why would anyone want to ask Ron Paul a question? Wouldn't you be just as well off to put the same inquiry–no matter what it might be–to Larry the cable guy?

C_R_Eature January 9, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Naw. Zippy the Pinhead would be far more entertaining. And sensible.

littlebigdaddy January 9, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Needz more Depends.

Callyson January 9, 2012 at 9:22 pm

“Ron Paul: We have you surrounded. We are the media,” sounded the voice from a megaphone
Now, could the business media please do the same to Lloyd Blankfein?

KenLayIsAlive January 9, 2012 at 11:06 pm

They have him surrounded with an impenetrable veil of respect and infallibility. The business media always seems more like "The Business's Media".

coolhandnuke January 9, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Paul is obviously suffering from microphone envy. Jeez, that furry bulbous wand she's wielding might even make Sir Ron Jeremy a wee cowardly.

starfanglednut January 9, 2012 at 9:29 pm

What's with his eyebrows?

coolhandnuke January 9, 2012 at 9:37 pm

They are not eyebrows. They are ingrown brain follicles.

imissopus January 9, 2012 at 9:49 pm

They are staying on?

Negropolis January 9, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Those aren't eyebrows. They are a rare species of carnivorous, parasitic, flesh-boring caterpillars.

user-of-owls January 9, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Sunlight kills mold.

smokefillednewyear January 9, 2012 at 11:19 pm

But Dawn takes grease outta your way!

mavenmaven January 9, 2012 at 9:31 pm

When he is Leader he will have "the media" put into special "camps". We will all be "Austrians" after the "Paul-schluss".

KenLayIsAlive January 9, 2012 at 10:24 pm

A crackling fire, a bottle of chardonnay, and a little Paul-schluss is how they ended up with Rand.

littlebigdaddy January 9, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Is that photo a publicity poster for the forthcoming feature film "Bilbo Baggins in the land of the Trannies?"

user-of-owls January 9, 2012 at 9:37 pm

I went to Vermin Supreme's website and I was totally ready to vote for the guy. But then I noticed that he misspelled 'apparatchik' and, well, I just can't support a man who would do something like that.

C_R_Eature January 9, 2012 at 9:48 pm

That's a deal breaker for me, too. Misspellnnigs Suk.

Radiotherapy January 9, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Trotskyight always trips me up.

not that Dewey January 9, 2012 at 9:59 pm

"Decossackization" is no walk in the park.

user-of-owls January 9, 2012 at 10:01 pm

I am always pissed when my spellchecker puts 'An ark? Oh! Syndicalism!' in my pamphlets.

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:04 pm

I thought we were an anomalous corrective!

Radiotherapy January 9, 2012 at 10:17 pm

My Franklin ACE 1000 (with a dial-up modem nonetheless) for some reason makes it tough to adhere to Godwin's Law. e.g You no hoo else cunt spell?
Sorry Dok, I'm an Ursula K. Leguin fan too.

Angry_Marmot January 9, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Call for flea erections!

not that Dewey January 10, 2012 at 10:20 am

Stupid Microsoft.

user-of-owls January 9, 2012 at 9:41 pm

They really should have a special exhibit at the Smithsonian that does nothing but run the "Sniff Of Disgust" at around 1:39 on an endless loop.

It could serve as a sort of Perpetual Flame of Old Man Contempt.

Jukesgrrl January 10, 2012 at 2:57 am

Clint Eastwood based a movie on it, didn't he?

BarackMyWorld January 9, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:20 pm

I forget. Which one's "The Smart One" again?

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 10:50 pm

Nice. Those 10-year-olds chasing the Beatles? Are all my age now … Time to open up another bottle of merlot.

KenLayIsAlive January 9, 2012 at 9:51 pm

In other news, there is a virtual tie between the red head and the woman on the right in the 2012 Who Would I Fuck Wildly Atop a Pile of Hay straw poll.

natoslug January 9, 2012 at 10:09 pm

The wrinkly foreskin in the center keeps distracting me. Why did they have to include a life-sized herpetic schlong on the cover of Equestrian Weekly?

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 10:51 pm

I rather stick with the womens that scream "Oh, God, oh God" rather than "Oh, gold, oh gold" when they orgasm.

KenLayIsAlive January 9, 2012 at 11:00 pm

When they do what? I don't…you lost me.

BarackMyWorld January 9, 2012 at 9:51 pm

I wonder…is there any correlation between that Ron Paul calendar photo and his position on legalizing prostitution?

anniegetyerfun January 10, 2012 at 1:18 am

I sincerely thought at first that it was one of those terrible computer renderings, like the Taiwanese animations. But I think that they might be real people. Well, as real as being 50% will allow.

arihaya January 9, 2012 at 9:53 pm

RuPaul 2012

at least she/he has a nice high heels!

Redhead January 9, 2012 at 10:02 pm

NPR on the way home from work today was airing a piece about Ron Paul's endorsements.

By Kelly Clarkson (stretching 15 minutes of American Idol fame into five years!) and some "legal prostitute" with a TV show. Just give it up man.

Guppy January 9, 2012 at 11:30 pm

"some "legal prostitute" with a TV show"

I believe the term is "TV personality."

PsycWench January 9, 2012 at 10:03 pm

It was all fun and games until there was a human barrier between him and home fries.

Oh crap, I'm thinking of Chris Christie.

weejee January 9, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Or Xtine O'Donnel.

KenLayIsAlive January 9, 2012 at 10:30 pm

True Fact: Chris Christie is the only human barrier that can be seen from outer space. Take that, China!

SorosBot January 9, 2012 at 10:42 pm

Christie got angry because someone asked to share his pie.

flamingpdog January 9, 2012 at 10:52 pm

He tried to prove he was one of the 99 percent by eating 99 % of the pie.

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:03 pm

From Making Light*:

On the surface, Paul talks like a libertarian with a mixed bag of daffy ideas that makes him attractive to a variety of non-orthodox political types. But if you dig into his record even a little bit you find that he walks just like a Republican, (albeit one with a byzantine mind and a super villain's fondness for overly complicated gambits).

Add in his obsessions with the gold standard and he's a shark tank away from being a Bond Villain.

—-

* Which, unlike Our Wonkette, is NOT blocked at work…

Numbat_Dundee January 9, 2012 at 10:11 pm

Dr No?

Radiotherapy January 9, 2012 at 10:20 pm

One. Million. Dollars.

ManchuCandidate January 9, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Max Zorin!

Negropolis January 9, 2012 at 10:55 pm

…and he's a shark tank away from being a Bond Villain.

Fucking brilliant.

pinkocommi January 9, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Ron Paul? He's the old guy who walks around yelling at folks, "Get off my campaign!" Right?

natoslug January 9, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Worst. Clownshow. Ever. And what's with the pink-face? I always thought they did whiteface. I want my money back. Or I would if I had spent money, but that was too bad to even consider spending money. Money's a funny word. It rhymes with honey. Is it warm in here? I think it's warm in here. My mouth tastes funny. Say, isn't Ron going to legalize the drugs for us? He's got my vote. Nothing like a man with a moat. I like his stoats and all, but I think the caterpillars need to finish their duels. That forehead isn't safe until everything is settled. It's warm in here, isn't it? God, I'd kill for another bag of chips right now.

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:36 pm

"If smoking dope doesn't damage your brain, then how come so many teeny boppers think Cheech and Chong are funny"?

National Lampoon, "Radio Dinner"

Joshua Norton January 9, 2012 at 10:18 pm

Shorter Ron Paul:

"You people NEVER pay attention to me. And when you do, it's too much."

Head. Hurts.

Sue4466 January 9, 2012 at 10:25 pm

Because I only want you to pay attention to what I say, not try to discern whether it's bullshit or not.

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:29 pm

He loves us! He hates us! We're just not good enough for him…so he keeps us on a pedestal.

Oh, Dr. Paul…I wish I could quit you.

smokefillednewyear January 9, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Tough to please, that one. But give him an authentic-looking eyebrow that actually stays on and he's your friend for life.

weejee January 9, 2012 at 10:21 pm

Tomorrow NH will live free & die and make None of the Above the winner.

smokefillednewyear January 9, 2012 at 10:50 pm

President Other.

imissopus January 9, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Oh yeah, there is also a Democratic primary.

Sue4466 January 9, 2012 at 10:24 pm

Don't care how they kill his campaign, just as long as it dies and the Paulbots go the fuck away.

Negropolis January 9, 2012 at 10:42 pm

Dana Bash and John King are husband and wife, and yes, they are made for each other. They are both equally insufferable. That said, the Paul staffer has thuggish tendencies, no doubt. He looks like he would have punched her out if he thought he could get away with it.

KenLayIsAlive January 9, 2012 at 11:02 pm

Let's not forget what Rand Paul's people did to that small woman.Father/son use the likely use same security company.

glamourdammerung January 10, 2012 at 1:52 am

Father/son use the likely use same security company.

Uhm, Stormfront is a web forum, not a security company.

Negropolis January 10, 2012 at 3:07 am

Well, that you know of…

glamourdammerung January 10, 2012 at 4:43 am

Good point. Depressing, but still, good point.

Negropolis January 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm

This is no country for old men, Ron. No country for old men, indeed.

EDIT: Gawd, that idiot Steve Kornacki is on O'Donnell with his Batman's Joker grin. It just eats me up, that shit-eating grin.

mrblifil January 9, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Yeah I can just see the young people flocking to drink in the aroma of his eucalyptus old guy skin lotion.

DerrickWildcat January 9, 2012 at 10:59 pm

It took a bit of focus and patience, but I looked at all y'alls profiles.

smokefillednewyear January 10, 2012 at 12:50 am

I think I snuck a peek at yours when you posted that incredible bald eagle pic..

Inchhigh January 10, 2012 at 4:56 am

DWC I think you're awesomesauce. I LOVE Bubbles and the TPBs milieu, as well.

ttommyunger January 9, 2012 at 11:06 pm

As another, more famous Missourian once proclaimed: "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!" I think Paul's biscuits are burning.

Negropolis January 10, 2012 at 3:04 am

Ole Sam Clemens would have had a field day with our modern politics. I didn't even know him, and I miss him.

ttommyunger January 10, 2012 at 7:15 am

He may be gone, but not forgotten; and quoted frequently. What a fucking genius!

DerrickWildcat January 9, 2012 at 11:06 pm

Fear the Tide Honey Badger!

johnnyzhivago January 9, 2012 at 11:45 pm

Ha ha ha — NeuTron Jack LOVES NeuTron Mitt!!!!
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/01/09/f

El Pinche Boracho January 10, 2012 at 1:06 am

David Lo Pan endorses Mittens? (in regards to photo of Welch on CNN page) http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5125/539571-l

flamingpdog January 10, 2012 at 1:24 am

Could we please just ship both Jack and Mitt to China so they can live with our jobs until the day they die?

Antispandex January 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm

Any amount of attention is too much, really.

Millennial Malaise January 10, 2012 at 12:20 am

Like all the boobs before him, Ron Paul has finally been granted the double edged gift of scrutiny. Sure, he's smarter and more capable than almost all of them (you know Mittens2000 is upgraded as often as iTunes) but he's still too scary right ring for most sane-minded Americans.

The reason John Huntsman will never get a chance at bat is because the Mormon quota is full. Know your role and get back in line!

lnardozi January 10, 2012 at 1:05 am

Oh, my goodness they SHOULD be worried. I have a made a promise (and so have a lot of my friends) that if Dr. Paul is not nominated, NO REPUBLICAN WILL RECEIVE MY VOTE. And that's speaking as a Republican of 30 years. I've even set up a website http://RonPaulPromise.com where you can pledge to Dr. Paul as well. I'm not going to let the only candidate I've seen in the past 30 years that isn't the lesser of two evils slip by! My vote might well be the one that elects my senators, congressmen, state senators, councilmen, governors, judges, etc. but I'm willing to pass it up if Ron Paul isn't on the ticket. You WILL provide us with candidates that adhere to the Liberty platform or we will make sure that NONE OF YOU are reelected.

SorosBot January 10, 2012 at 1:22 am

Yes, we should all make sure Mr. Paul is nominated; because let's face it, seeing his crazy ranting the entire campaign would be funny, and guarantee Obama's reelection.

Or do you actually think we should support the racist, woman-hating, anti-freedom crazy old man with insane ideas on economics because he happens to be good on the military and the war on drugs?

Tsunami Ali January 10, 2012 at 2:29 am

Cthulhu is also the lesser of two evils but I'm not going to support Him/Her/It, either.

Huevos Ocupados January 10, 2012 at 3:15 am

Where does Dr. Cthulhu stand on legalizing heroin?

Tsunami Ali January 10, 2012 at 3:23 am

True fact:

Is mass-ssarati sha mushi lipshuru ruxisha limnuti
Pisha lu-u ZAL.LU Lishanusha Lu-u Tabtu
Sha iqbu-u amat limutti-ia kima ZAL.LU litta-tuk
qi-ishrusha pu-uttu-ru ipshetusha xulluqu
Kal amatusha malla-a sseri
Ina qibit iqbu-u ilani mushitum

But I hear Dr. Cthulhu is down with marijuana, too.

Huevos Ocupados January 10, 2012 at 4:35 am

I like his stance on mass-ssarati but that amatusha stuff scares the hell out of me.

imissopus January 10, 2012 at 2:58 am

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Negropolis January 10, 2012 at 3:12 am

Gawd. You guys are like roaches; you're everywhere. Hell, Jim Jones, himself, couldn't inspire this level of fervor, though, we'll all celebrate when you get orders from the Paulian mothership to take that route…

Huevos Ocupados January 10, 2012 at 3:12 am

Are you sure? The Republicans have several other perfectly acceptable crazy racist candidates who would love to destroy the government.

glamourdammerung January 10, 2012 at 4:40 am

Your cut and paste is broken. You already posted this stupidity at Big Retard.

natoslug January 10, 2012 at 10:39 am

Wrong windmill, dude. This crowd is perfectly happy having none of us elected. Hell, I don't think any of us are running, anyway. A fast walk, maybe.

I realize I shouldn't ridicule you followers of the One True Hobbit, so I'll give you a quick clue, probably the first in your life: We are happy with NONE of the current crop of GOP candidates winning anything. Your misdirected zeal might explain why the "And Ron Paul stayed flat" meme just won't go away. Try your schtick on a site that might actually support Grandpa Catterpillerbrows or one of the other members of the GOP Comedy Tour.

anniegetyerfun January 10, 2012 at 1:17 am

Today, we are all men dressed roughly as wizards.

flamingpdog January 10, 2012 at 1:26 am

Today, we are all men taking a wiz. Then more beer!

BZ1 January 10, 2012 at 1:44 am

… look at the muscle behind Ron Paul, it's Jimmy Hoffa!

Negropolis January 10, 2012 at 1:51 am

Dixville Notch has reported in. Romney 33%, Huntsman 33%.

BarackMyWorld January 10, 2012 at 2:56 am

Dixville? More like Dicks-ville!

Hey-oh!

Huevos Ocupados January 10, 2012 at 2:57 am

What a rugged individualist! By the way, if you aren’t comfortable being in the midst of a chaotic mob out to get you in the name of self interest then you might want to rethink the whole Libertarian thing, Dr Asshat.

not that Dewey January 10, 2012 at 8:51 am

If ever, oh ever a wiz there was
this Vermin Supreme is one because
because because because because because
because of the wonderful things he does

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 10, 2012 at 9:05 am

Pay no attention to the man under the massive black upside-down boot!

not that Dewey January 10, 2012 at 9:35 am

Anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity.

Terry January 10, 2012 at 10:09 am

I heard on NPR this morning that the crowd of people, other than the press, was actually made up of a busload of high school students from Massachusetts that a teacher brought in as a class trip.

So, Paul goes to a crowded campaign event to be met by reporters and a whole bunch of people not able to vote in the primary.

DahBoner January 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I thought Paul was running to be President of America, not president of whiny cry babies???

fuflans January 10, 2012 at 11:23 am

this 'get off my lawn' moment brought to you by john mccain.

El Pinche Boracho January 10, 2012 at 11:45 am

Mmmmm , I love libertarian cougar trannies. 40 gold pieces for 1 hour GFE!

owhatever January 10, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Ron Paul peered through the mob of mediameat and actually saw the guy with the megaphone, relieved to find someone who thought as he did.

DahBoner January 10, 2012 at 12:55 pm

""If you have ever been robbed by a old, white male Republican, you know how unbelievably slow and stupid they can be."

Dr Ozark Hellbender January 9, 2012 at 10:27 pm

You need to upgrade to a broadband ansible.

Tsunami Ali January 10, 2012 at 4:48 am

Then you DO NOT want to subscribe to the newsletter.

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