The New Hampshire contingent of Paultards is stooping to core-of-the-earth lows today with a new ad featuring Napster-era audio quality, proof alone that the ad was definitely not made by Paul’s official moneybags campaign, but the freaks on the fringe of the fringe, who are still learning how to use a computer. In the ad, these cinematic visionaries show candidate Huntsman speaking in Mandarin and ask, “American values? Or Chinese?” and then insult Huntsman’s Indian- and Chinese-born adopted daughters. Oh boy.

“The Manchurian Candidate: What’s he hiding?” ask the tools, who call themselves NHLiberty4Paul, then show some flickering photos, one of Huntsman speaking with his Chinese daughter at his side, another showing Huntsman sporting a bindi in honor of his Indian daughter’s Hindu roots. “China Jon’s Daughters: Even Adopted?” the ad then asks, which only makes partial sense. But these guys are busy! No time for full sentences.

This is certainly a breath of putrid air considering how actual Paul and Huntsman have been treating each other the past few days: someone in the Paul campaign joked on Twitter during the Iowa caucus that they had found Huntsman’s “one Iowa voter, he’s in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks,” but Paul and then Huntsman acknowledged that this was an Attempt at Humor and Huntsman basically expressed relief that someone had made a joke for once and included him in it. [Buzzfeed]

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  • Fukui_sanYesOta

    In the next exciting Ron Paul attack ad, Thad McCotter is lambasted for once failing to pay a parking ticket.

  • nounverb911

    At least Huntsman will be able to communicate with our Chinese overlords when they foreclose on the country next year.

    • lizcolville


      • OK, Liz, but…

        1. Don't try to skate on the weak alt-text issue by using videos in your posts.
        2. Get a real avatar.
        3. Go to Cambodia for a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar.

    • Chichikovovich

      He'll be useful in rounding up others, to toil in their underground sugar caves.

      • Generation[redacted]

        Speaking as an expert, would you say it's time for Republicans to crack open each others' skulls and feast on the goo inside?

  • Why are they all so mean to each other?

    • Crank_Tango

      because liberals are angry, duh.

      • Yep, liberals created this environment of strident anger and indifferent permissiveness, at the same time, using the same evil magic.

    • ChernobylSoup

      They had liberal college professors.

    • If you've read their policy ideas, they're pretty mean to everybody. Except multi-billionaires.

    • Negropolis

      Because you touch yourself, okay?

      Family Guy joke for those that didn't know.

  • What’s he hiding?

    Let's ask Manchu!

  • HalluxValgus

    SOLD. I will now go to your Geocities website and donate many golds.

  • Paultards rightfully deserve to be equally hated by both the Left and the Right.

  • veritass

    Jesus Fucking Christ.

    • nounverb911

      Didn't Santorum say that?

      • Chichikovovich

        No, he said "Jesus Christ!: Fucking!"

  • nounverb911

    Is NHLiberty4Paul an offshoot of the Klan?

    • chicken_thief

      The "highly respected John Birch Society" as a teatard acquaintance of mine referred to them as.

    • Kauaibrad

      Huntsman Complicit in “False Flag”-Style Dirty Trick Against Paul

  • elviouslyqueer

    Jingoistic blimpboys are jingoistic.

    • Barb

      Elvis! I just realized something that only you and I could appreciate. Swear to God, Huntsman is dead ringer for my husband! They are both mantastic!

      • wondering where i am

        OOh. Lucky you. I likee the Huntsman. With eggroll!

        • Negropolis

          Huntsman #5. You buy? you love him long time?

  • neiltheblaze

    At least Libertarians aren't racist freaks or anything.

    • nounverb911

      Except for when they are.

    • Negropolis

      I love that. You know, how the media just totally skips over the built-in racism in American libertarianism. lol

      • neiltheblaze

        They totally skip over the built-in racism of the Republican Party too – so they've got practice!

  • memzilla

    So the new campaign technique, if you can't get the sweet sweet SuperPAC munniez, is to get the knuckle-dragging teatard contingent to post conspiracy-whispering Intertubez videos and hope they go viral.

    Hey 'tarders, they only thing viral about you is the raging infection of hate you're trying to spread.

  • pinkocommi

    The attack ads are such a compliment. Who thinks that anyone is considering voting for Hunstman at all?

  • SorosBot

    But they're not racist!

    • Fukui_SanYesOta

      I couldn't decide whether they were merely being racist or being both racist AND having a go at Huntsman for having the intellectual gall to learn another language.

      • Rotundo_

        Racist? Yes. Anti intellectual? Yes. Idiotic? Yes. The morons that produced this probably have a great difficulty being coherent in english.

    • Beowoof

      Well I think there may have been some warning that there was some racism in Paul supporters. I heard about it in a news letter from of all people, Ron Paul.

  • Antispandex

    Malcolm X once said something about chickens, and coming home to roost…can't remember the whole thing. Anyway, if the conservatards are getting out the long knives, this should get really ugly, really fast! Now, where did I leave that popcorn?

    • paris biltong

      It was about JFK's assassination and it caused considerable consternation.

  • How dare a diplomat speak the language of his assigned country. This won't happen in Ron Paul's America (or Rick's (Perry and Santorum) or Michelle's or Newt's, Mitt… not so sure)

    • chicken_thief

      Mittens be parlay-vous-ing French like a soccer loving, white flag waving Parisian.

      • RavenRant

        I believe "cheese eating surrender monkey" is the official right wing slur for the French and their shameless apologists.

        • chicken_thief

          Somehow, I'm actually glad that I didn't know that.

          • Negropolis

            It was an ironic construction and Simpsons reference made popular during the run-up to the invasion of Iraq

        • Chichikovovich

          It would even be a bit clever, except that they totally stole it from Groundskeeper Willie.

      • NellCote71

        Today, we are all Freedom Fries.

    • Chichikovovich

      It sure as hell didn't happen in Ronald Reagan's America, I'll tell you that.

      [Really – Bush II was even worse than Reagan in almost every respect, but Reagan's ambassadorial appointments set a standard of incompetence and absence of basic skills that will never be equalled.]

      • PubOption

        How much did they pay for the privilege?

    • GOPCrusher

      Yeah. I would think that speaking in the native language of the country you are an Ambassador to, would kind of be, I don't know, helpful?
      But then we are talking about people that think that everyone understands American, as long as you speak slowly and loudly.

  • CliveWarren

    "China Jon’s Daughters: Adopted Even? Exit stage left!"

  • Blueb4sunrise

    True Fact: The Chinese First Settled New Hampshire in 1421.

  • Radiotherapy

    Shorter Paultard: There are 1.3 billion reasons not to vote for Huntsman.

  • Chichikovovich

    Dogwhistle! No Republican (or anyone else, for that matter) cares about Huntsman. And compared to the fact that he worked for the Obama administration, even Satan worship would be a minor problem. This is just reminding people that Romney is on video speaking Fr.. Fr.. Fre…
    Ah, it's so bad I can't even say it.

  • Ron Paul's Shogun grasshoppers are busy with the smack.

    • Pragmatist2

      You mean meth.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    If you ring the doorbell at the Huntsman residence, it goes "CHING CHONG, Avon Cawring!

    • snackypants

      And if you call on the phone, somebody says, "You got the wong numba!"

    • monty4prez

      That deserves ten up fists, but alas I can only give you one.

  • Coming from one who imports his eyebrows, Congressman? I perceive your days of unbridled opportunism without reproach are numbered.

    • wondering where i am

      The eyebrows are pretty unbridled for sure. When is he going to bridle those suckers?

  • user-of-owls

    What’s he hiding?

    Alas, the answer to that is: His daughters' boobies.

    • chicken_thief

      Needz moar John Kerry daughter attending premiers. Or whatever the fuck it was.

    • paris biltong

      Pix or GTFO.

    • Moar gubmint transparency now, dammit!

    • Kauaibrad

      Huntsman Complicit in “False Flag”-Style Dirty Trick Against Paul

  • CapeClod

    I'm beginning to see evidence that many Ron Paul supporters are your garden variety racist morons.

    • SorosBot

      But they'll still get very indignant if you suggest he might be racist because Paul says he didn't write or even read his newsletters and we should totally believe that he had no idea what was in there even though he said he wrote them at the time.

      • CapeClod

        Yeah, racists, raving lunatics and idiots. Ron Paul is a "Big Tent" kinda guy.

    • Chichikovovich

      "garden variety"

      You mean they're also gnomes?

      • LetUsBray

        I think garden variety in the sense that, unlike your traditional white-sheet wearing cross-burners, they also like their weed.

        • GOPCrusher

          You can pick out the Paultards at a Klan Rally by the scent of pachouli.

  • Did the Paultards do all this with their one free hand?

  • Crank_Tango

    Hmm yeah, pick on the guy who will never ever ever get the nomination.

  • user-of-owls

    I never knew there was such a thing as 0.001chan.


  • Pragmatist2

    Hold it! A Mormon who embraced a Hindu? Is this actually Mitt Romney and Nikki Haley's love child?

  • meatlofer

    What about his brother/sister RuPaul. Huntsman leaves that shit alone.

    • finallyhappy

      If RuPaul was his brother- I might like him a little. I love my RuPaul!!

    • paris biltong

      The same for uncle John Paul II.

  • edgydrifter

    These are the same folks who think that since the Bible was written in english (duh! ever found one in a Motel 6 that wasn't?) anyone who speaks a foreign tongue is probably some type of anti-christian terrorist.

    • Chichikovovich

      Well, some will admit that Jesus spoke a foreign language. But that's just because it was a gift of the holy spirit, as described in the Acts of the Apostles, just like the speaking in Angelic tongues what happens every Thursday at Prayer and Rejoicing Night at the Full Gospel New Testament Christian Pentacostal Assembly.

  • I wouldn't mess with Huntsman. He probably has a blow pipe with poison darts and a bunch of those cool throwing stars.

    • user-of-owls

      No shit! I heard the fucker even wears a fez!

      Motherfucker's hard, man.

      • I know right. I am pretty sure you have to be a level 20 Kung-Fu expert to be an ambassador in China. His, "Daughters" are really assassins that can run up walls and fly.

        • Generation[redacted]

          That would explain why his lips are always out of synch when he talks.

      • GOPCrusher

        A fez is sweet. You know a man has to be a bad ass if he wears a fez.

    • DaRooster

      The ninja – tribesman Huntsman.

    • chicken_thief

      My cousin's butcher's aunt's personal trainer swears he saw Huntsman do that Bwuce a'Wee "hands in the hot coals" bullshit. And Jon didn't even bat a fucking eye.

      • user-of-owls

        We need a motherfuckin' face off between Huntsman and George Washington. See who fuckin' kicks who apart, man.

        • Chichikovovich

          John Huntsman doesn't tell Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris tells John Huntsman jokes. And shoots a nervous glance over his shoulder before he does.

          • BaldarTFlagass

            Jon Huntsman does not "hunt", because "hunting" implies the possibility of failure!!

          • GOPCrusher

            Tim Tebow prays to Jon Huntsman

          • user-of-owls

            No, Tim Tebow prays to God who in turn prays to Jon Huntsman.

          • YasserArraFeck

            Jon Huntsman is so bad-ass, he can slam a revolving door.

      • Steverino247

        "What's the trick?" asked someone at the party.

        "The trick is not mind…HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS!!!"

  • I can almost imagine the first summit between Hu and Huntsman

    "Ah, Plesident Runtsman! How nice to see you again! Got my thlee triyun dorrar?"

    • Generation[redacted]

      Huntsman sings: I'm so ronery…

      • And then they both conclude with a blazing chorus of "far ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

    • Chichikovovich

      "Meet my assistant, the Craw." (Gestures at scary looking man with large claw)

      "The Craw?"

      "No, not the Craw, the Craw!"

      • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Get Smart….where would I be without you…still stuck in Nicky Brooks' closet, I bet.

  • SayItWithWookies

    For real now — is this ad by Paul supporters attacking Huntsman, or by Karl Rove attacking Ron Paul? I hope it's the second, only because a Paul-Huntsman feud would be such small potatoes.

  • CrunchyKnee

    WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE????!!!!1111one??!!1

  • Rosie_Scenario

    Anyone who speaks a foreign language is suspect. Or who reads books. Also. Too.

  • FakaktaSouth

    "China Jon’s Daughters: Even Adopted?!"

    Are they trying to say he was humping a bunch of Chinese or Indian ladies and getting them babies that'a way? Also, China Jon? Like Union Jack? Wait no, like Minnesota Fats? Yellow Fever? Awesome Bill from Dawsonville? Damn I can't think of one. ANYWAY He's China Jon right? Maybe I don't get it.

  • I'm offended by this specious and near libelous ad. Regardless, I'm now also fearful of Huntsman and his mongol hordes. Curse you, Paul4KLAN!

    • GOPCrusher


  • prommie

    So you're saying this is the fringe of the fringe of the fringe of the lunatic fringe? Which is the same, isn't it, as saying "Ron Paul Supporter?"

  • mavenmaven

    Its all sour grapes because no paultard will ever get to date girls as hot as huntsman's daughters

    • Limeylizzie

      Rather immodest clothing for Mormons, Moroni would be furious.

      • CrunchyKnee

        You should see their "magic" underwear.

        • I've seen their magic underwear. Great birth control.

    • paris biltong

      The specter of another Julie Nixon Eisenhower is enough to send shivers down my spine.

    • Kauaibrad

      Huntsman Complicit in “False Flag”-Style Dirty Trick Against Paul… #jon2012witches #styrofoamprincesses

  • DaRooster

    "Yeah… speakin' all Chinee… better stick to yer own! How dare you lern another language and ejumicate yerself… waddar ya… Stupid er sumpin'"?

  • Fare la Volpe

    Te qifsha
    Neek hallak
    Jebi se
    Vai se foder
    Diu lei tsuen ga
    Ga je hondje neuken
    Va t'empaler encule
    Fick dich
    Pa na gamy-thees
    Lech tiezdayen
    Téigh trasna ort féin
    Va fan Culo
    Cao Ni Ma Ge Bi
    Jaa apne braah nu chod laa
    Poshyol ty'
    Nenda kajitombe

    And a big ole American FUCK YOU.

    • bureaucrap

      That is one f**king impressive display of erudition, there.

    • Rotundo_

      And the only thing I would have added at the end is the phrase "Although it's been said many times, many ways…" and then the big finish. But that was just magnficent

  • bureaucrap

    Ron Paul 2012 — Because knee-jerk xenophobia will cure all our problems!

  • Baconzgood

    What the hell was that?


  • Baconzgood

    These people give the NHL a bad name.

    • SorosBot

      Why don't they just repeatedly fight each other so that they get multiple concussions which cut their careers short and lead them to an early grave?

  • VinnyThePooh

    I see a Swearengen/Wu dialogue evolving between two white dudes.

    • MosesInvests

      White c*cksucahs!

  • Suddenly I find Hunstman kind of cool. Me rikey!

  • rickmaci

    Is anyone really suprised by this. It's nothing other than a manifestation of the vile racism that has been directed at the president and his family for three years through the TeaTardliKKKlan operation. My grandfather used to say, "if you sleep with dogs expect to get fleas." Huntsman and the TeatardliKKKlan's continue to sleep with these rabid, racist, ignorant beasts. Let them deal with their fleas.

  • NHL iberty 4 Paul!

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Now, now. These people have a point. After all, the Magna Carta wasn't written in Chinese, was it? Hell, it probably doesn't even mention the Chinese at all.

    • anniegetyerfun

      But if Huntsman has his way…

  • If Huntsman is smart, he'll respond in kind, and post ads of Ron Paul actually trying to speak English.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    They should have got Shaquille O'Neal to get on camera and pretend to speak Chinese to Huntsman, like he did when Yao Ming came into the NBA.
    "Tell Jon Huntsman, Ching chong-yang-wah-ah-soh"

  • Polythene_Pam

    "China Jon’s Daughters: Even Adopted?”

    I think that's a secret message encoded in anagram, but I can't quite figure it out…

    Ron chained seven jade goats up? No, that's not it, I'd still have an 'h' and a 'd' leftover.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    The big question for the Republican Party remains: How do we keep these racist crazies in our party? I mean, besides the 'baggers.

  • SorosBot


    • superb

    • MissTaken

      Everything does sound better in a foreign language

    • proudgrampa


    • paris biltong


  • BaldarTFlagass

    Huntsman-badger doesn't give a shit.

  • widestanceshakedown

    And why did he adopt foreign when there are plenty of American uteri needing jobs? Outsourcer!

  • Vile.
    (Pretty music, though.)

  • Fukui_SanYesOta

    I just watched this again. It says "American values? Or Chinese?" – I'm not sure I get this. Perhaps this is code for "he's not a Christian", because normally when wingtards go on about values they're usually trying to regulate those icky girl bits or whatever for Jeebus.

    Then it struck me: this is an Asperger's Paul supporter idea of an attack ad. No Paul supporter gives a fuck about values; they're sociopathic and/or mentally damaged nuts. Then it made sense.

  • dahBoner


  • DahBoner

    Jon Huntsman knows how the Chinese name their children. They drop the silverware on the floor!

  • Fox n Fiends

    But who IS John Galt?

  • And the Racists take the field.

  • BlueStateLibel

    The Paultards should put out a similar video for Romney – obviously since Romney "worked" as a "missionary" in France to avoid the Vietnam draft = Romeny has FRENCH values! This is so easy.

  • Generation[redacted]

    Can you really trust someone who has visited other countries? – NHRefudiate4Palin

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I don't understand this picking on Huntsman, by the Paul people. It's kinda like the guys from the chess club ganging up on the kid with cerebral palsy.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Enlgish olny!

  • voice945

    I am a Ron Paul supporter (or a "Paultard" as many of you like to call us) and I am just as sickened with that video as everyone else. I know many other Paul supporters and I can easily say that none of us would support a video like this. Please don't let some fringe idiots skew your opinions; most of us are good-natured people who just want to live and let live.

    I am going to try and get a hold of this NHLiberty4Paul group and tell them to please stop.

  • But I love eating Chinese and Indian (daughters)!

  • MissTaken

    When's the "I'm sorry if you were offended" response to be delivered?

  • proudgrampa

    Jesus Fucking Christ on a pogo stick.

    That is one of the most disgusting displays of racism I have ever seen. Paultards should be ashamed of themselves.

  • voice945

    I am a Ron Paul supporter (or a "Paultard" as many of you like to call us) and I am just as sickened with that video as everyone else. I know many other Paul supporters and I can easily say that none of us would support a video like this. Please don't let some fringe idiots skew your opinions

  • mavenmaven

    Alexandra Wallace is all in favor of this paultard video!

  • Toomush_Infer

    Yeah, and what about that name – Hunts Man…. is that some terrist Asian/Hindu symbolism…? Not like a good Christian name like Ron Paul, with Ron for Reagan and a second first name, Paul, right out the goddam bible fer crissakes….

  • MosesInvests

    If the official title of your campaign manager is "Imperial Wizard"-yoooou might be a racist.

  • MissTaken

    Per the all-knowing Wikipedia:
    Huntsman attended Highland High School in Salt Lake City but dropped out before graduating to pursue his passion as a keyboard player in the rock band Wizard

    I would think the Paultards would find this nugget appealing, that and the access to all sorts of hot Asian girlie action. Guess not.

  • Great job at using iMovie '08 there.

  • anniegetyerfun


  • forgracie


  • MinAgain

    I wish Huntsman was a democrat.

  • Naked_Bunny

    An amazing amount of vitriol from supporters of one unelectable presidential candidate for another, even more unelectable, presidential candidate.

  • rambone

    The only way Huntsman can avoid losing the crucial teabagger vote is to claim that they were just cheap, sub-minimum wage, child labor for his tech-support/sneaker factory.

  • Guppy

    If only there were some way we could exclude the Chinese from the US…

  • I think we just found out who wrote Ron Paul's newsletters. :)

  • ttommyunger

    "Paultards Hate Huntsman for Knowing Chinese, Adopting Foreigners…" and that whole "sense-talking" thingy.

    • MilwaukeeKent

      That last one there, that's the deal killer, for the whole Right.

      • ttommyunger

        U got that right!

  • mayor_quimby

    Teh Wonkette is featured on Maddow right now!
    We are all internet famous now, huzzah!

  • milestrane

    simply idiotic. the ignorance of this is so telling

  • June_Cleaver2.0

    The Republicans need a generation of time out. They need to go sit in a corner for 25 years, and not come out until America tells them to.

  • Negropolis

    But, remember, Ron Paul's supporters totally aren't racist or xenophobic. Alls they want is a government so small that they can either drown it in a bathtub and/or a government so small that it can't tell them to be nice to (insert minority group).

    I laughed so hard when Rachel featured this. It is so over-the-top that you think it's something from Funny or Die.

  • DeLand_DeLakes

    GAH. I can't hold it in any longer: I think John Huntsman's kinda hot. Especially when he speaks Mandarin.

    The fact that he will never, ever get elected makes these feelings ok, right? Right?

  • snackypants

    That video had the quality of a Chinese-street-vendor-bootleg DVD of a still-in-theaters American movie.

  • Attila_T_Hun

    That annoying clicking sound must have been Dr. Paul's false teeth
    snapping shut each time he grimaced with evil pleasure.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Liz got her first Maddow shout-out! Booyah!

  • michael098762001

    Paul said Friday in an interview set to air on CNN's "John King, USA" he disavowed the ad, but that he couldn't control the actions of every one of his supporters.

    "Of course I disavow him and he shouldn't do it, because you have one out of how many, a couple hundred thousand, five hundred thousand, I don't know how many people we have, because one does that, to bring that up just doesn't sound like a fair thing to do," Paul said. "Of course I denounce it, I couldn't even hear it, haven't looked at it, but people do that, and they do it in all campaigns."

    Paul continued, "So obviously I just disavow him and try to go on and do the thing I'm supposed to do."

  • LettucePrey

    I'm a day late and a dollar short on this, but that video is fake. The group "NH Liberty for Paul" does not exist, and Paul's press secretary has disavowed it.

    It looks like some amateur made the video and put it on YouTube to smear Ron Paul, not Huntsman. In fact, there's strong evidence that the Huntsman campaign is behind it.

  • Kauaibrad

    Huntsman Complicit in “False Flag”-Style Dirty Trick Against Paul

  • Kauaibrad

    Huntsman Complicit in “False Flag”-Style Dirty Trick Against Paul

  • fuckthis12

    with all due respect, did it never occur to you folks that creating this video would be both extremely easy, and a great way to make people hate ron paul (more than they already do…)?

  • orofthepress

    A poorly produced video posted on a new Youtube account. It had views in the single digits. Why would Huntsman make such a big deal of this? Why would he try to oppress anothers freedom of speech? Why didn't he do some basic fact checking? He and his daughters owe Ron Paul an apology. So does Cindy McCain.

    More of my opnions on this dumb propaganda:

  • Ursulablue

    Saw this link on another website. As the mother of a daughter from India I was so glad to see people going after this. Then I saw the title. My daughter also has an intellectual disability, and your use of paultards is hurtful and rude. See http://www.r-

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