The busy animator-slaves in Taiwan watched the Iowa GOP caucuses, too! They apparently also had pretty good drugs, since we missed the awesome part of the evening where a giant Octopus ate Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney was pelted with Bibles. At least they correctly understood that all Iowa caucus newz items are required by law and decency to come headlined with a gross Rick Santorum zinger like “Santorum nearly squeezes out come-from-behind Iowa caucus victory.” [NMA.tv]
'SANTORUM' SOUNDS ICKY IN EVERY LANGUAGE 12:47 pm January 4, 2012
Even Taiwan Cracking ‘Come From Behind’ Jokes About Rick Santorum
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He "squeezed out a come from behind…." Looks like Rick's been working his male Kegel exercises.
This is good news for KY Jelly.
Santorum is slippery and foul. And so is the candidate.
Buttsecks humor is no respecter of culture.
Jizz, Poo & Lube Libel!!!!
I reckon that them Oriental folks are rooting for Mitt, due to his record on reducing Asian unemployment over the years.
If I didn't already know that America is the greatest, bestest, most bitchin' thing Jeebus ever blessed, I'd think we were the laughing stock of the world.
"…we missed the awesome part of the evening where a giant Octopus ate Newt Gingrich…"
Look closer. Cthulhu always reclaims His Own.
The giant squid scene in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was one of my favorites.
Cephalopods are really intelligent so I don't think one would eat Newt.
The silent version or cartoon version or what?
The one I remember from my youth was a disney pic, I think made in the 1950s?
Haven't seen that. Will put on list. Nothing like a good cephalopod tentacle-fight.
He who cannot be Googled cannot be elected.
Better political analysis than I heard on Fux Newz.
Far more comprehensible, anyway. Maybe Fox should go with the subtitles.
Their target audience is illiterate, who would read them?
Bears. Or (redacted)tards.
Isn't that Santorum's US Rep?
I'm glad all this political comedy gold is not lost in translation.
You know what else "sounds icky in every language?"
gefilte fish?
Chris Christie and Marcus Bachmann getting it on in an airport bathroom stall?
Callista Gingrich?
Lutefisk.
yo mama?
Silly me — I would've sworn it was going to be Rick Perry who most needed to worry about Santorum on his back.
Oh man! That is all kindsa awesome! As a person of Taiwanese descent, I'm going to bask in their reflected glory.
As someone who ate Korean food a few weeks ago, I'm also going to bask in their reflected glory. Korea's in Taiwanland, right?
Gotta love the buttseks humor. And now we get to pull off the hilarious Santorum jokes at least through South Carolina.
The world thanks you, Dan Savage.
Today, we are all a giant octopus…
Must be something in the rice.
Dammit, I managed to distract my 69-year-old mom when she asked what the other meaning of Santorum is. Keep this in the news and I'll eventually have to dish out my signature daughterly line "I'm going to ask you to trust me when I say YOU DON"T WANT TO KNOW".
You're back! That evil psychology gig didn't work out, eh?
If you haven't seen it already, watch Julia Sweeney's "Sex Ed." monologue at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry-LwxR746s&no…
It's a funny (to me) account of how a little misdirection discussing sex with a child, leads to unforeseen (yet foreseeable) consequences.
You underestimate your mom. my husband is almost 70- and he knows all about this!
I thought Marcus came from behind.
I thought Marcus came from a reach around.
"Hi yo, waiting ma!"
Maybe Wonkette needs to have Weather Girls, like they have http://www.nma.tv/wednesday-weather-girl-mimi-50/
Maybe we could get Stephanie Abrams over at the Weather Channel to change her reporting style. It would wake me up in the morning.
Or life-size doll Weather Girls…
http://dollforum.com/forum/index.php
(NSFW – but then, most of Wonkette isn't either)
Finally, a serious Republican presidential candidate that is a piece of shit both figuratively and literally!
This Santorum Mass Mockery Iowan Surge is nothing but good for me. I know it sounds crazy but the more sunlight, the more this shit is shown for what it is and the less people around here will cleave to it. Even more Santorum all over the place – it's so good for the stupids, so much bad comes from the "just barely knowing" around here, I swear.
This article from Catholic.org
You can't make this shit up…..
Especially the double-entendre comments which made it past the censors.
Joe Grundy
January 4th, 2012 9:00 am
It's been tight, but somehow things have opened up for Santorum. He'll finish strong, you'll see. You'll be seeing Santorum all over the place.
Rick Pahr
January 3rd, 2012 9:03 pm
Santorum is the comeback story of the year. He came out of nowhere into this murky field republican candidates, all tight in the polls but very different in character. Santorum is truly the only candidate who represents true Christian values. No one comes back like Santorum! He's the only one who will beat back the brown come November.
A. Wolf
January 6th, 2012 9:08 am
I agree it is invigorating to see Santorum squeaking out a number-two victory. After a long push from behind, Santorum has clearly emerged from the rear of GOP contenders. If Santorum can come from behind today, we should expect to see more of him coming up in the near future.
Her in France, people are kinda taken aback by Sahnto-room, still identified on TV news as "le sénateur de Pensylvanie". They mistrust his religiosity and are flabbergasted by a politician who thanks God for his election results, things not seen since the nineteenth century.
Pennsylvania does share a border with West Virginia.
I hear his wife doesn't know which way to turn…..
With all the top contenders sucking on the God Teat so hard it's beginning to look like the Taliban is winning over here without even setting foot on American soil.
I remember thinking in January, 2009 that "Whatever happens now, we'll never be this embarrassed by our leaders in front of the whole wide world again!"
So, So wrong.
That's because Taiwan is hipper than Iowa.
I can usually take or leave these Taiwanese animation bits, but I find that throwing bibles thing hysterical.
"Santorum" is Mandarin for "frothy".
It's actually close enough to "San Tou Ren" which sort of means "Three headed man".
Was that lil' Andy Breightbart hanging himself in shame and despair in the video there?
I think I just had a spontaneous orgasm.
Usually these animations are hilarious, but if there is one thing I do NOT want a visualization of, it's Santorum.
9 Things You Need to Know About Rick Santorum
I swear I thought it said nine things you need to know about Ringworm….
I think that's the one with Kirk Douglas.
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