WASN'T THIS RICK PERRY'S GIG?  3:05 pm January 3, 2012

Vote Bachmann Since She’s Like That Annoying NFL Player Everyone Hates

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Here’s an interesting sales pitch from some super PAC supporting Michele Bachmann which we will now (pretty closely) paraphrase for you: “Professional football player Tim Tebow is not very smart, he has a problem with accuracy, and his holier-than-thou Christian shtick is incredibly irritating to many observers — which makes him exactly like Michele Bachmann.” So, uh, vote for her if you self-identify as a sanctimonious prick?

Also: wouldn’t it be fun if an Iowa voter turned on the teevee to see this weird campaign ad followed immediately by the other weird Michele Bachmann ad polluting the state’s airwaves lately, the one comparing her to Margaret Thatcher? This means that by MATH, Tim Tebow is like Margaret Thatcher, which, you know, makes sense. [YouTube via The Hill]

 

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Barb January 3, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Michele, remember that every time you lie God kills a foster child.
Marcus is like Tebow in that every time a guy hands him a ball he chokes.

Beowoof January 3, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I am sure that Marcus has much better ball handling skills than Tebow does.

Barb January 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Only because he's handled more balls.

ProgressiveInga January 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm

And they both pray every night for a big, burly tight end to help them score.

Barb January 3, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Marcus is trying to trick a whole bunch of dyslexic boys into going to the Super Blow XLVI with him in Indianapolis this year.

Bonzos_Bed_Time January 3, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Marcus is more of a wide receiver.

prommie January 3, 2012 at 3:45 pm

clap, clap, clap. . . .

Back in college, it was Peyton Manning who was the notorious choker.

GOPCrusher January 3, 2012 at 5:20 pm

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nounverb911 January 3, 2012 at 3:07 pm

"the one comparing her to Margaret Thatcher?"
Bachmannn has Alzheimer's too?

smitallica January 3, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Would explain most of the inane shit she says, actually.

Numbat_Dundee January 3, 2012 at 5:15 pm

They both have a mad stare in common. What was that speech again that Thatcher gave during the Falklands War?
"I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart of a rabid stoat!"

johnnymeatworth January 3, 2012 at 5:18 pm

I'll believe it when Meryl Streep signs on to do a Michele Bachmann movie.

Spurning Beer January 3, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Or plays Timmy Tebow in the bio pic.

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Well, they got Julianne Moore to be $arah Palin, so who knows?

Indiepalin January 3, 2012 at 3:08 pm

In a last desperate attempt to finish in the money, Bachmann today approved as her new campaign theme song, Frank Zappa's "Harder Than Your Husband"

Steverino247 January 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm

I hope she does do that. Gail Zappa would kick her ass!

C_R_Eature January 3, 2012 at 9:15 pm

America's Iron lady – "In the Night of the Iron Sausage, where the Torture Never Stops."

That's the soundtrack that comes to my mind when I see this.

Impressive -p score, BTW. Sorry I screwed it up with an UpFist.

memzilla January 3, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Honest to Gawd, on C-SPAN this morning, she claimed she "is not a politician," and then in the very next breath said it's her "five years experience" in Washington that makes her qualified to be Preznit.

I wish it were possible to have a crawl under C-Span in real-time with a Politifact feed, instantly rating a politician's statement from "Fact" to "Pants-On-Fire Lie" to "Just Plain Crazy."

Terry January 3, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Not a politician? She's not much of a lawyer, either. About the only thing I can tell that she IS is a poster child for false eyelash abuse.

Chet Kincaid January 3, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Bachmann 2012
America's Church Lady™

DaRooster January 3, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Tebow does throw like Thatch…

ProgressiveInga January 3, 2012 at 3:19 pm

But Maggie had better follow through.

chicken_thief January 3, 2012 at 3:35 pm

And just like Thatch, he scrubs his pussy real good in the post game shower.

Spurning Beer January 3, 2012 at 6:10 pm

I have it on good authority that during his college years, Tebow was openly Gator.

Beowoof January 3, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Michele said there was a miracle coming today in her campaign. They miracle would be if she finishes ahead Jon Huntsman and Marcus wanted to bang her to celebrate the big win.

Goonemeritus January 3, 2012 at 3:11 pm

I am nothing if not a sanctimonious prick yet I still don’t find myself swayed by her campaign.

WhatTheHolyHeck January 3, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Next up, she'll attempt to appeal to foodies by comparing herself to Guy Fieri.

Chet Kincaid January 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Makes sense, I hear he runs away screaming from the gays as well:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/19/guy-fier

elviouslyqueer January 3, 2012 at 3:24 pm

"Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners," Page remembers. "He said, 'You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!'"

This, from the man who looks suspiciously like Anne Burrell in bad drag.

Chet Kincaid January 3, 2012 at 3:27 pm

…and looks like he could serve hors d'oeuvres off the spikes in his hair.

kissawookiee January 3, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I am actually elated to hear this, as it gives me a concrete reason to despise him. I felt so shallow about it before.

GOPCrusher January 3, 2012 at 5:23 pm

For the life of me, I would of swore that Guy Fieri is as queer as a three dollar bill.

natoslug January 3, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Hey, he's from Ferndale. If he didn't hate the gays and the darkies, the town fathers would have to disown him.

Chillwaver January 3, 2012 at 3:30 pm

I'm sorry, but she has a long way to go to achieve that level of douchebaggery. She's more like Rachel Ray minus the Jerseyness.

WhatTheHolyHeck January 3, 2012 at 3:36 pm

If I had this post to do all over again, I would have gone for Sandra Lee.

Because, dude.

SANDRA. LEE.

Chillwaver January 3, 2012 at 3:42 pm

To me, Sarah Palin is more like Sandra Lee: everything she does if half-baked.

DaRooster January 4, 2012 at 12:28 am

Because nobody doesn't like Sandra Lee…
Oh wait…

SorosBot January 3, 2012 at 3:57 pm

And without being cute, though in an annoying way; she's just annoying.

NorthStarSpanx January 3, 2012 at 3:12 pm

There is a lot more than the Establishment that loves to hate on Michele.

Chet Kincaid January 3, 2012 at 3:12 pm

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SayItWithWookies January 3, 2012 at 3:12 pm

So she's saying that Tim Tebow throws like a girl?

Beowoof January 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm

And Marcus catches like a girl, what's your point?

Spurning Beer January 3, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Like I said: openly Gator.

GunToting[Redacted] January 3, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I think Thatcher had a higher QB rating.

Come here a minute January 3, 2012 at 3:16 pm

And she had to do it backwards and in heels.

Terry January 3, 2012 at 3:25 pm

And she wouldn't have pissed around kneeling on the field.

chicken_thief January 3, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Or mumbly singing Jeebus toonz on the sidelines when he could possibly be thinking about ways to effectively throw the football or how to read a defense.

Jukesgrrl January 3, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Or hanging out with Spuds McKenzie.

elviouslyqueer January 3, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Now now KBJ. Everyone knows that sanctimonious pricks are Marcus's favorites!

DerrickWildcat January 3, 2012 at 3:14 pm

There are many kinds of movies. This movie is called a Docu-Drama. These kinds of movies are based on things that really happened. But many times the real people that the thing happened to are not very good looking so they hire good looking actors to play them. Even though the story may be the greatest story ever told, Nobody will see the movie if it is told by ugly people.

Jukesgrrl January 3, 2012 at 6:03 pm

… with pale, stubby eyelashes.

Chet Kincaid January 3, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Case in point: The Historical Jesus looked like Jason Alexander.

SorosBot January 3, 2012 at 3:14 pm

But if Bachmann was like Tim Tebow, all the political pundits would keep annoyingly gushing about how she's one of the greatest political candidates ever and "she just wins" even as continues to be unable to actually score any votes and gets crushed by any real competition.

tihond January 3, 2012 at 3:50 pm

And Skip Bayless would masturbate to pictures of her.

ShaveTheWhales January 3, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Are we sure this isn't already happening?

arihaya January 3, 2012 at 3:14 pm

maybe we need more revenge for Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos" .. how about "Operation Bachmann Blast" … or "Operation Santorum Surge"

check whether your state is open primary

Tundra Grifter January 3, 2012 at 3:14 pm

This is what Ole Crazy Eyes' friends are saying about her? No wonder the other candidates aren't running ads actually attacking her – she's managing to take care of that all by herself.

SorosBot January 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm

In fairness, Bachmann is almost as smart as Margaret Thatcher – that is, as smart as that Alzheimer's-ridden old bitch is now.

Donner, Party of 1 January 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm

She may suck as President but Marcus is going to make an excellent first lady.

CrunchyKnee January 3, 2012 at 3:17 pm

In all fairness I'd say Tebow is the American Tea Bagger's next Palin.

flamingpdog January 3, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Oh pleaze, Jeebus, let Tebow be like John Elway in refusing to run for public office.

KobayashiMaru January 3, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Vote for Bachmann- out of SPITE.

DerrickWildcat January 3, 2012 at 3:18 pm

I think the people in the world that are praying the most are College football guys that are receivers or tight ends. Because they're all like, "Please dear God, don't let Denver draft me. Please please please."
Have you ever ever played Frisbee with a four year old? Well that is what it would be like if Tim Tebow was your quarterback. The receivers job would be like to climb up in a tree or over the fence or up on the garage to get the ball back.

Chichikovovich January 3, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Like Frisbee with a four-year old, and, (when you are extended to your full height, hoping to catch the throw with your fingertips extended) lightning-fast 250-pound, pure-muscled assassins who have the licence to play "supercollider particle" with you the second your fingers touch it.

memzilla January 3, 2012 at 3:19 pm

The most appropriate anagram for "Michele Bachmann" is "Maniac Bench Helm."

Joshua Norton January 3, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Tebow reminds me of a great scene from Casa Blanca:

Ugarte : You despise me, don't you?
Rick : If I gave you any thought I probably would.

9ERS!!! Whoot!!!!

Indiepalin January 3, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Shoot, Bachmann would have had a better game against the Bills last week than Tebow.

Chillwaver January 3, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Considering that Tebow's team has now lost 3 in a row and will probably get crushed in the Playoffs, yes, Michelle, by all means.

Donner, Party of 1 January 3, 2012 at 3:23 pm

It's hard to stand out as a Christian in America's overwhelmingly Christian culture, which is why the ones that do stand out like Bachmann and Tebow are so freakishly annoying.

Chet Kincaid January 3, 2012 at 3:23 pm

The biggest joke of all is the claim that "the liberal media" hates Tim Tebow. Do these people watch ESPN? During The Streak, they were washing his fucking feet with their hair every 10 minutes!

Chichikovovich January 3, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Oh, man, you're giving me flashbacks of the KC game on Sunday. Tebow had just about finished one of the worst performances I've every seen from a professional quarterback (and remember – I grew up watching the CFL!) 6/22passing for 60 yards, (27.3% completion percentage) 1 lost fumble, 1 interception, 16 yards on six rushes, and a total of 3 – count'em three total points against a so-so defense and a team already out of the playoffs, while the Broncos were fighting for a playoff spot. (At the time they didn't know the Raiders would also lose, so this was really crunch time.) This was after Football Jesus had put on another spectacular display of suckiosity against a weak team the week before.

The Denver offence gets the ball back with one last chance to win. And the commentators start immediately falling over themselves pimping the agreed-on-script. "Now if Tebow leads a comeback win here, can you imagine how much this will add to his growing legend". Fortunately the words "Joe Montana" were never spoken or my TV might not have survived the shotgun blast. But you just know that if Tebow hadn't proceeded to screw up yet again on the way to defeat, the TV guys had the name on their notepads, warmed up and ready to go.

More of that anti-Christian media bias we keep hearing about.

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Only thing that could have made it any better would be if Odin had struck him down right there on the playing field with a bolt of lightning.

MosesInvests January 3, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Not Thor?

Chet Kincaid January 3, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Ultimate Thor just thinks he's Clay Matthews. The All-Father has not yet opened his eyes.

Chichikovovich January 3, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Oh, yeah! With a big, booming voice like James Earl Jones only more so, echoing through the stadium: “Listen you mortals, this was the work of Odin. Got that? Odin the allfather. Not that other guy, who takes Sundays off. Make sure that is recorded correctly in the box score.”—

GOPCrusher January 3, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Never have been a Pittsburgh fan since my Raiders kept losing to them in the 70's, but I would almost pay the fine myself to see James Harrison light Tebow up like a cheap cigar.

Jukesgrrl January 3, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Here's my fantasy: Harrison creams Tebow then throws hundreds of dollar bills in the air screaming, "Goodell, I'm makin' it RAIN in here."

Mumbletypeg January 3, 2012 at 3:24 pm

I've been waiting for when they bring out "The 'Fun' MATH," KBJ. Since I was, oh, about twelve.

Blueb4sunrise January 3, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Wonkette frontpagers clearly feeling the heat of Liz Colville.

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Blue, are you Liz's husband or boyfriend or dad or what?

Jukesgrrl January 3, 2012 at 6:10 pm

What did I miss? Who is Liz Colville?

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 6:33 pm

Scroll down the main page for today's posts and check out the bylines. We have a nooby correspondent.

slowhansolo January 3, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Kinda OT, but after PSU lost its bowl game this weekend, Pennsylvania media just had to complain about the "distractions" faced by those poor players and their complicit coaches.

In short, fuck football of all kinds.

Sue4466 January 3, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Love that Micheal Steele is the center of the "establishment Republican" photo. Because when I think GOP, I think black guy.

Wilcoxyz January 3, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Is getting criticized by fantasy football dorks the new martyrdom?

GOPCrusher January 3, 2012 at 5:31 pm

To hear the Tebowites, the whole thing is the fault of John Fox and Elway for setting Tebow up to fail, by calling the plays that they do.

KeepFnThatChicken January 3, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Yes. Like that football player, she has a dick, she cries, and she wasn't aborted.

Wilcoxyz January 3, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Also, by this logic, is Kim Kardashian the new patron saint of opposite marriage?

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 3:38 pm

So, is she going to take on the Pittsburgh Steelers before or after their showdown with the Mile High Messiah this weekend?

Sparky_McGruff January 3, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Since I don't pay attention to Tim Tebow, or for that matter, the Denver Broncos if I can possibly avoid it, I went to the google news to see what he's been up to lately. I found this:

Tim Tebow's last 14 dropbacks on Sunday resulted in two completions, two sacks, one interception, 7 net yards, oodles of incompletions, no first downs and, ultimately, defeat.

Yeah, that sounds kinda like our Michele.

Chichikovovich January 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Yep, but despite that absolutely spectacular display of really-not-good-ness, and one possibly even worse the week before, the Broncos managed to back into the playoffs because all their competitors sucked even more. In the playoff game next week, somebody is going to get hurt real bad. And it won't be the Steelers.

And I'm starting to see the analogy, since Michele's best hope is that the other Republican candidates will stink even more than she does, setting up a total annihilation in the post-nomination season at the hands of the first real opponent she faces.

Thurman Munster IV January 3, 2012 at 3:41 pm

So when Tebow kneels, all he's doing is "tamping the dirt down"? I now understand the Thatcher reference.

chascates January 3, 2012 at 3:43 pm

She's expecting a miracle because she believes in He who delivers miracles. And smackdowns.

Read my profile for further information.

flamingpdog January 3, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Laws of the universe? If they weren't passed by a Republican-controlled Congress, they don't mean nothin'! Ramen!

Mumbletypeg January 3, 2012 at 3:43 pm

OK, I'll try it:
– Margaret Thatcher is as electable as Zombie Reagan
– Tebow wishes he could elect his Imaginary Hero, Zombie Jesus;
– Therefore, Bachmann's a sanctimonious fool's idea of what a gilded, beatified waxed dray horse looks like.

Chichikovovich January 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm

You must have really aced the SAT's.

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Tim Tebow, however, completes an awesome 47% of his passes, which is far and away a much larger percentage than the percentage of congressional legislation that Michele actually is present to vote on.

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 3:45 pm

This is good news for Tom Brady!!!

VinnyThePooh January 3, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I think James Harrison should give Michele a reality check.

Callyson January 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm

After he gives Tebow one.
And with apologies to my friends in Denver–GO STEELERS!

VinnyThePooh January 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Even Jesus will snicker.

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Jesus is taking the Steelers and the points, and the under.

flamingpdog January 3, 2012 at 6:34 pm

I think Marcus is taking the over.

Chet Kincaid January 3, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Helmet to empty helmet is not a penalty.

rickmaci January 3, 2012 at 3:46 pm

By next Sunday evening, Tebow and Bachmann will have one more thing in common; they will both be trying to figure out why Jeebuzz didn't show up,despite all their public piety, to help them and instead left their holier than thou broken, bloody "deer in the headlights" carcasses laid out on the highway of life, like road kill on a rural Iowa highway.

SorosBot January 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Why does Jesus only help Timmy when he's playing other teams that suck?

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Jesus has finally started giving the Broncos' opponents some game film to study.

Callyson January 3, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Actually, after the Broncos – Chiefs game last Sunday, I'd say Shelly has a lot in common with Tebow after all…

MistaEko January 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Like Tebow, she shows a small early sign of potential then goes on to shit the bed.

Ducksworthy January 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm

I'm still waiting to hear what Marcus did to those free range foster children Shely was living off of for so long.

tihond January 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Oh analogies…

Bachmann = Tebow
Then
Obama = Rodgers
Romney = Brees
Pawlenty = Peyton Manning
John Huntsman = Eli Manning
Rick Perry = Kyle Orton
Herman Cain = Jay Cutler
Santorum = Philip Rivers
Ron Paul = John Rocker

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 4:49 pm

You forgot
Nicolas Sarkozy = Tom Brady (for the hot wife)

carlgt1 January 3, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Cain is more Vick? (scandal-laden brother)

Chichikovovich January 3, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Michele Bachmann = Mark Fidrych

OneYieldRegular January 3, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Should I feel not very smart, inaccurate, and holier-than-thou if I reveal that I have only the vaguest idea who Tim Tebow is?

Bluestatelibel January 3, 2012 at 4:48 pm

No. It will just annoy you if you knew about him, trust me.

Jukesgrrl January 3, 2012 at 6:15 pm

My crystal ball reveals that if you have a television, it has never been tuned to ESPN or any of the FOX Sports networks.

Chichikovovich January 3, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Or Pat Robertson's show.

SorosBot January 3, 2012 at 7:49 pm

And that OYR hasn't been to any bars with TVs recently, since they always show ESPN.

actor212 January 3, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I'm betting Bachmann can run the wildcat better than Tebow anyway.

Hm. Maybe they should switch jobs?

Allmighty_Manos January 3, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Tebow had something else in common with Bachmann. They are both on the verge of having their asses handed to them from someone from Western. Pa.

Jukesgrrl January 3, 2012 at 6:16 pm

A big Pittsburgh thumbs-up for that one.

Antispandex January 3, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Sorry, I've had to give up on Michelle (except for that wierd late night fantasy thingy that I still can't explain), since this ad came out. You see, I was watching the game last Sunday, and there was Tim praying on the sideline (because Jesus is supposed to like him best) and the Broncos lost the game anyway! WTF?! Well, if Jesus has given up on Tim, and Michelle is like Tim…You see what I mean? It's only logical.

owhatever January 3, 2012 at 4:26 pm

DENVER — In a surprise move today, the Denver Broncos hired Michele Bachmann as their new quarterback to replace Tim Tebow because she was more Jesusy and is a better passer. "God made me do it," said Bronco executive vice president John Elway. "Those Christians buy tickets and gear."

Steverino247 January 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

They both shamelessly exploit the sincerely held beliefs of millions of Americans to further their own careers?

Barrelhse January 3, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Is any of this even up to her to decide? Having informed us that God! told her to run, we must assume that He's calling all the shots on this one; otherwise, WTF, Michele?

GOPCrusher January 3, 2012 at 5:36 pm

If it's the same God that told Tebow he could be a NFL QB, then that God has a sick sense of humor.

mavenmaven January 3, 2012 at 4:44 pm

… and they both thrive in a repressed homoerotic milieu…

upthruster January 3, 2012 at 5:39 pm

"This means that by MATH, Tim Tebow is like Margaret Thatcher, which, you know, makes sense."
No, me thinks it's more like if Bachmann = Tebow, then Tebow = Bachmann,( an old cheerleader from the farm with a closeted homosexual husband). Yeah, I can totally see that equation. (read: he's very good at dropping to his knees around a ball)

Barrelhse January 3, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Damn, I rue my English degree. I never get any of this.

Lionel[redacted]Esq January 3, 2012 at 5:41 pm

So, if Michele is just like Tebow, does this mean that Tim has a closeted, gay husband?

Troglodeity January 3, 2012 at 5:56 pm

You may laugh now, but come next weekend when Tebow completes only 1 of 23 passes – but it's deflected and miraculously caught by an unwitting Denver receiver for a touchdown – and the dominant Denver defense hands that flabby misogynist Steeler QB his ass on a platter, enabling the Broncos to beat the Steelers by four points … then you will all – ALL! – meekly bow to the near-religious miracle that is the risen-from-the-dead Denver Broncos.

As for Bachmann, you may also laugh now … And you can laugh later, too. She's toast.

Barrelhse January 3, 2012 at 6:18 pm

He'll win with a Hail Mary to the end-zone.

BaldarTFlagass January 3, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Yeah, but the road to the SB still goes through Satan Belichick's playground up in Fahks-bro.
Jesus+Tebow<<<Beelzechick+Brady

Chichikovovich January 3, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Actually what I'm worried about is Tebow going 0 of 23, throwing seven picks, losing three fumbles and gaining no yards rushing, but the Denver defense picking up a safety along the way. So that after the 2 to 0 Denver victory, every story on ESPN will be about how "just in time for the playoffs, Tim Tebow has got the magic back".

Chet Kincaid January 3, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Is this the text of some kind of Exorcism Rite?! Because it BURRRNSS!!!!

carlgt1 January 3, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Hey darling Michelle — so long, and thanks for all the corn dogs!

chascates January 3, 2012 at 6:49 pm

MIchele Bachmann/Maude Flanders 2012!

Slim_Pickins January 3, 2012 at 6:56 pm

After all, didn't l nn consider "How big is the clip on the AR-15 you said you hunted with?" a goacha question?

ttommyunger January 3, 2012 at 10:50 pm

This is good news for John McCain.

Catabite January 4, 2012 at 12:42 am

Totally random aside- Tim Tebow played football for my high school. Technically he kind of wasn't allowed to, since he was homeschooled by Jebus or something, I don't know. I never actually saw him close-up except for when I scuttled past the football players practicing on the football field with the rest of the marching band. He would kind of be shuffled out onto the field, and then spirited away once practice was over. It was extremely weird.

SudsMcKenzie January 4, 2012 at 6:30 am

We need to "franchise tag" Laurie Apple

SudsMcKenzie January 4, 2012 at 6:26 am

I >Tebow

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