What does a bored kleptocrat billionaire who has already lived past his expiration date do to pass the time while he is on vacation in the Caribbean? If it’s Rupert Murdoch, he takes a webcam picture of his moldy white raisin mug, tacks it to his brand-new Twitter account and sets about mocking the working slobs of Great Britain for trying to act like rich folk and have their own vacations, TEE-HEE.
Whoops! His wicked seaside ramblings threw his wife into an illiterate twit-fit, and then he deleted the post, because that is not how you show Great Britain you are CONTRITE about illegally spying on their citizenry, for money.
From the Sydney Morning Herald:
His wife, Wendi Deng, also appears to have joined the increasingly ubiquitous microblogging site, quickly replied: “RUPERT!! delete tweet!!”
Within minutes the Wendi Deng account, which has not yet been verified and may not be genuine, continued: “EVERY1 @rupertmurdoch was only having a joke pROMSIE!!!”
Minutes later: “explaining to @rupertmurdoch about being careful with humor on line. sometimes it comes out as rude!”
About five hours later Mr Murdoch revealed his Twitter profile was causing people close to him some angst.
“I’m getting killed for fooling around here and friends frightened what I may really say!” he wrote.
Oh, but don’t worry. It’s not like Murdoch’s feed isn’t still full of hilarious, demonic twatterings like this one:
Aren’t bazillionaires supposed to be sort of smart or something, to have figured out how to amass all that insane wealth? [Sydney Morning Herald]
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Rupert Murdoch is so old, he remembers when Ron Paul qualified for social security.
Was that before or after Dr. Paul qualified for the gold plated congressional health plan, or the lifetime of retirement pay?
But, but, he refused those because he's a libertarian, right?
“explaining to @rupertmurdoch about being careful with hacking phones of dead people. sometimes it comes out as rude!”
The decision of the octogenarian billionaire to embrace Twitter has been greeted with surprise by many, given his previous view of the internet as the home of "porn, thievery and hackers".
Yeah, because that territory belongs to Rupert Murdoch's publications…
Didn't Murdoch INVENT the so-called Page Three Girl?
I'm not going to let Rupert ruin my new favorite holiday.
The day after New Years Day day.
Suck it you prick!
Maybe Brits ought to tax shit out of Rupert Murdoch and then they wouldn't be a broke country.
Then he wouldn't be so worried about other peoples' vacations. Win-win.
Don't mess with the Brit's holidays or you'll get a severe frown.
..or a drive-by snubbing.
If by a severe frown you mean a few thousand angry protestors mixed with some anarchists down on Whitehall, then yes, you'll get a "severe frown." lol
Don't let the Brits fool you; they'll cut a bitch with the best of 'em. Hell, they are the originator of the term "knifecrime"."
I really did not need to read Rubert's musings on the consistency of santorum. Thanks Internets.
The consistency is different when it's surging.
It also depends on what one eats.
"Rubert" – best typo ever?
The "b" is for bargain. Or bastard, either one.
Or butthole. Or bleeder. Or blatherskate. Or bombast. Or bum. Or brigand. Or buttnugget. Or bugger. Or bandersnatch.
Cess-a-me Street brought to you today by the letter "B".
Motherfucking please let someone hack his twitter account.
Odds are that his password is probably something as stupid as "12345" or "password". Unless, you know, he learned a lesson from all those voicemails his hacks hacked.
"rupertsawesome1"?
"moremoney$"?
"hackdisbitches"?
My bet is on "Wendisdong".
I recall a certain American president he was a fan of who took constant "holidays" and everything still turned out alright!
Now watch this drive . . .
You've covered your ass, now get outta here.
Oh, leave Rupert alone. The man is an inspiration to anyone who has ever turned inherited wealth into even more wealth!
I'm sure Donald Trump has his picture hanging on the wall.
wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nuthin yet……
person of interest in L.A. Arsons….
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/01/la-…
Also, thanks to everyone who got me cleaned up and on the bus back to Az.
Well I'll be damned. I had no idea that Marinus van der Lubbe had a kid!
WOW!
A backwards somersault Godwin, with two twists, in the pike position.
10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 9.5
9.5? 9.5?! Those East German judges never give anyone a break.
I've been practicing that move for years! 9.5. What a bitch. At least I think she's a bitch. Hard to say with all those muscles and facial hair.
Awesome. I had to look him up. Just awesome.
BUILD THE FENCE AROUND GERMANY!!!
Sounds like they arrested some random Mexican for good measure, though. Can't let it just be some angry German.
That old fucker is on Twitter? They can't pass SOPA quick enough.
No, after SOPA is passed, ol' Roop's twats will be the only ones allowed on the twatosphere.
And that will kill Twitter. Kinda like the voter suppression laws aimed at Democrats are keeping Gingrich off the Virginia ballot.
Kill Twitter? Please. How many millions do you think Murdoch would shovel on to the Twitterati people for a personal vanity messaging service? It might not get any hits or serve any purpose whatsoever, but they'll sure as shit keep the servers lit.
You mean like he did with what was that thing, Myspace?
Glad to see it's only Jan. 2nd and the stupid is aflow.
Yes. Imagine what the rest of the year is going to be like, eh?
*collapses in heap, sobbing*
When I look at a list of everything that's happened this year (a lot!) it kind of makes me think of 1967, another busy year.
Funny, I've been getting that kind of vibe, too.
The society seems to be in transition like 67 &68 – one can only hope to someplace better. I can do without the analog to the '68 summer city riots and the assassinations, though – if I had a choice.
There, there, dear. It'll be OK. (pats c_r_eature on teh back)
Here, have a slug of bourbon.
*eagerly grasps tumbler, gulps it all back* AHHHH! *cough, wheese*."Smooth".
"All better now. Thansk!" "Now, bakk tew werk." (slides off chair onto floor, grinning).
Snicker. (Wait till s/he figures out it's laced with red bull and speed.)
I don't think the stoopid spigot can be turned off.
Spigot's stuck open with Santorum. It's everywhere.
"Aren’t bazillionaires supposed to be sort of smart or something, to have figured out how to amass all that insane wealth?"
I don't think it takes smarts so much as a predatory disposition. You could call it 'criminality', to be honest.
OT: Anyone answer the "What Do You Think" questionaire?
What do you think?
"I do not have a strong opinion."
I think I'm not afraid of snakes, but I may be wrong.
I kept going answering each time it gave me 3 more questions to vote on thinking "When is the going to end?" Then, when it finally did end I was sad because I wanted it to ask me more questions. I felt like I lost a friend.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What DO you think?
Think, do you what?
I agree.
Same here.
You can never have enough Santorum surging in Iowa.
Doesn't it make the streets slippery?
I read that as sheets. And yes, it does.
How about the Hershey Highway? After all, he was from PA.
It's a good fertilizer; just make sure it doesn't get washed into the rivers.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
One of the few states with wedded Santorum. The more the married-er.
Phew. I don't have a twitter account – one less thing to worry about being hacked.
Like it's a shocker to discover that Rupert Murdoch is a big dick! Sorry, Wendi, we kind of already figured that out.
She probably often thinks: "The stupid shit I have to deal with for the money."
It's like when my great-grandmother finally figured out voice mail.
My most recent temp job included the task of getting the messages that people left on voice mail when the office was closed evenings and weekends. Although the outgoing message clearly stated our hours and gave directions for leaving a message, we'd invariably get at least one message along the lines of:
"Hello? HELLO??? IS ANYBODY THERE?? HELLO?… [disappointed] Oh, it's one of those damn things… [trailing off] nobody's there…" [clunk of phone receiver being dropped]
Aren’t bazillionaires supposed to be sort of smart or something, to have figured out how to amass all that insane wealth?
Nope, just evil.
Oops, should checked further up the thread.
Sfn!! DELETE COMMENT!!
The image of Santorum surging across the cornfields of Iowa is just horrifying. But those fields could use the manure.
Maybe it's useful as a weed killer?
It's good as both! Now, that is American innovation at it's best!
A Photoshop opportunity, using some Fukushima footage?
Go for it!
Ew.
HNY, Ducks!
I dunno. Can't we use something less likely to spread death and disease? You know, like duck poop. Or something.
Unfortunately since it's human waste, it'll only be good for fuel ethanol. Not like Iowa grows anything else!
With Santorum surging & Paul & Romney tied, does this mean it's She1ey's last putsch?
Willard, Paul, and Perry.
Worst folk group EVAH.
All the sheets are brown …
And our hair is gray …
The whole "Santorum Surge" is, no doubt, journalistic "inside" joke. And it's even funnier when wankers like Murdoch are clueless.
If Rick gets back into office, we can have endless headlines about how Santorum leaks this-or-that.
And if he should ever play basketball with Barack, the headlines would be "Santorum Dribbles Up and Down the Court."
But if he gets out of the politics game and gets a journalism job at Fox News, promos will be all "Santorum Covers Washington."
"Santorum Under Ron Paul":
http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/…
Are they clueless? He spelled "santorum" with a lower-case "S", but capitalized "Iowa".
You need to ask?
Well, he didn't get rich by not paying attention.
And I'm saying Rupert's a vile old wretch and probably did it deliberately for laffs.
there have been 7 santorum surges.
Oh, goody!
A story!
*sits attentively at rocktonsam's feet*
Maybe Murdoch's in on the joke. (yech)
Oh, holy fuckin' Jesus crimininy. I was so horrified/amused with this story, that I actually tried to post here under my real name (luckily that venture failed). When Ida Tarbell wrote the exposes of John D. Rockefeller at the turn of the last century, Rockefeller was equally clueless as to "what's the big deal?" On the other hand Rockefeller was actually producing something of utility to his victims. Murdoch's attitude is the result of international corporate inbreeding, and the result of that is not pretty.
Hello, and welcome to the poo flingfest.
Yeah, if there's anything Murdoch knows a lot about, it's humility.
That cunt.
Oh Rupe, just die already and get the fuck over it. You've made your empire, time for the kids to fuck it all up beyond recognition. It should be interesting to see what his rental unit Wendi gets when the will settles. Maybe she will become the mistress of all media.
You just know the years-long legal fight over the will will start as soon as his body is plasticized & put into a glass coffin in the Fox News lobby.
I'm not so sure it would be at Fox News. More likely over at the Sun or one of the British tabloids. Now when Ailes kicks, they will have him in a glass box glowering over all the news droids and blond newreader/spokesmodels/vacant cranium-types at Fox News. Ailes *is* Fox News, the poisonous fuck. I'd love to know who will replace him. Perhaps Rove?
Good point. Maybe they'll just divide Rupert's parts up and distribute them like the Catholic Church did with "relics".
Send the genitals to be displayed in Ailes mouth. Fitting final resting place for them.
I hear Manson's not doing much these days.
STFU, Rupert!
When does Rupert start tweeting pictures of his crotch to Anthony Weiner's followers?
ewww, just eww.
Do. Not. Want.
Srsly.
A surging tide of santorum raises all ??
Butts?
Careful Rupert or you will take away all doubt that you are a huge douche bag.
There's doubt? (rolls up sleeves) Show me these doubters. I will straighten them out.
Oh great, now he's going to start telling us what he had for breakfast and if he took a big shit that morning.
Gah!
Metamucil finally kicked in LOL
There's some beautiful synergy there, with your username.
Why thank you! It's also so open to interpretation which is why I like it. How much is loaded in the pants? And with what? (Hint: no santorum)
@murdochsboweljournal
Gandhi libel!!!
Grandpa Simpson: That's it! I'm not speaking to you!
Homer Simpson: But how will I know what you had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day?
Grandpa: You'll have to read my blog. [gestures to computer screen displaying picture of Grandpa and "WhyEverythingStinksNowadays.com"]
I've given up on the quaint idea that being rich means being smart. Too much contradictory data accumulating: Trump, Cain, Murdoch, etc. I'm beginning to think the key to wealth is knowing how to intimidate smart people. You start out bullying the nerd into giving you the answers for the test, you end up old, stupid, loud and owning a bunch of stuff.
Old, stupid, loud and owning a bunch of stuff is not way to go through life.
Actually, it sounds like a pretty good way to go through life. For the person in question. Everyone around them, however…
Actually, the usual path to riches is much simpler: inherit them.
Repulsive old geezer. When he swims the sharks are repelled by his stink.
Shark #1: "How about this one?"
Shark #2: "Nope. Smells funny and looks too old. Not enough meat. We'd probably be shitting ailes* for days."
*ailes=new word for watery diarrhea.
Hie thee over to UrbanDictionary.com and enter that right away, dood.
Wouldn't make good chum.
Santorum has surged into 3rd place. Let's have a ticker-tape parade.
P.S. it's not really that Santorum has surged as much as it is that Newt and Bachman have de-surged.
They slipped in the santorum.
The surge is working!
If the final vote count is so close that there is no clear winner, I foresee the possiblity of someone(s) filing a surge suit.
Sounds wonderful. I hope it leaves them all broke.
That senile old fuck. Bet Wendi has to hold his withered dick when he goes for a whizz.
…annnnd there goes my lunch. hey…when did I last have pastrami?
He should have used a naked Prof. Farnsworth of Futurama fame with tassels on his naked man titties as a Twitter avatar. There's a mental image one won't easily recover from!
I join with DBB in offering you my lunches past in ho-ho-hork! mage.
Nah. Professor Farnsworth is smart.
Rest assured she's well compensated for the trouble. She may be a rental unit, but she's collecting good money doing so. She must have a hell of a time finding the damned thing. That's where a woman's natural advantage shines in manual dexterity, hands like a surgeon I'd imagine.
"She must have a hell of a time finding the damned thing"
What, you never heard of a bookmark?
"Wait, wait! Rupert, I have to find it AGAIN, first!!"
"Santorum Surging from Behind."
Is there any other way?
Yes. It can also trickle down – the santorum economic plan
Maybe this twit has too much time to be an utter douche bag.
Rupert, I make fun of Rep. Pete Hoekstra's tweets. I know Rep. Pete Hoekstra's tweets. Pete Hoekstra's tweets are a meme of mine. Oligarch, you're no Pete Hoekstra.
King of all muthafuckin' media.
What would Heir Murdoch say to this? NINE,NINE,NINE!
Ruprecht is just cranky because Kim Jong Un got his dream job.
"All I said was 'Let's have Cake' or something like that and everyone gets all Pissy!"
@marieantonette
I think the last thing a guy who steals phone messages from dead children ought to want is for people to pay MORE attention to him.
I think he should get plenty of attention, in jail.
Ya think Really Big Buckaroo could find it even faster than Wendee?
Pah! No one cares about dead children but their parents and a few sentimental ninnies.
But hacking the British PM's email — now that's a different kettle of fish altogether, innit? That concerns the affairs of nations. Why is the heat not on for this egregious breach of security?
Security? Dear, he's a prime minister. They're lucky to get the ADT people to call within the hour after a break-in.
That kind fo assumes that the person in question isn't a hopeless sociopath, though.
"Can you hack this shit too? Just kidding! Relax ppl!"
@ruppertmurdoch
@wendideng: you go now.
Chuckle it up, Rupert. Death is headed your way. Soon. Old motherfucker.
May it come soon, last long, and pain excruciatingly.
hEY WEndi! BEt U wisshs u wOUldA leT thatt GUy hit YoUr wrinlklY old SSSuGGar daddI in the fase with that CREEM pie AFtEr all, HUh??1?
yeh, shut up wendi ur such a fagget
That last tweet about the Republicons is fake right? Or, does that evil fuk really think that way? That's a completely delusional thing for anyone to say if they've been paying attention.
OT, but can we please, please, please get rid if the iced tea shocker and bring back kortney?
It's kind of a "good cop-bad cop" thing with PETA- one minute they have you staring blankly with a puddle of drool collecting on your keyboard, and then-WHAM! it's the gore and torture stuff with animal research facilities and stuff. I do understand the issues behind where they stand, but it loses something in the translation when you are gagging or getting an erection. It's difficult to get the message when autonomic reactions are already kicking in.
I'm not afraid to admit, the first time I saw the "iced tea shocker," for the briefest of moments I actually thought I was looking at a nude female posterior. Someone please tell me I'm not the only one.
Paging Dr. Freud…
You're not the only one.
I'd go with Jung on this one. It'd probably turn out better that way.
Unsurprisingly, the fake Rupert Murdoch feed can't even dream of being as blithely, unthinkingly evil as the actual Rupert Murdoch is. But for those who enjoy that sort of thing, I do think @RupertMurdochPR is rather well done.
You know who else is glad to see Santorum surging?
Okay, I'll bite, who else is glad to see Santorum surging?
Also, too, tell me about your mother. My mom's new nick name is the momster (like monster), not like she's hip or anything resembling that.
Today my mother has been half way decent. The bad run-in which I can tell in a coherent manner was at Christmas.
I've developed a weird allergy/reaction to Soy Lecithin (it's an emulsifier found in most chocolates), and we worked like crazy to track down a chocolate bar without ingredient for me for Christmas. Finally found one at Trader Joe's without Soy Lecithin in it, and yeah, she was a part of the search.
So December 26, I'm finishing up my breakfast and taking dishes to the kitchen to come back to the living room to find Mom sneaking a bite of the hard found chocolate bar. Not that I'd be okay with it at any other given time of the day, but goddamn, this is 8:30 am.
So the YELLING begins from me about why she needed to do that. Notably that she purposefully snuck the bite while I was out of the room.
Her reply varies from "I just wanted to know what it tasted like," to "the devil made me do it," to my nieces would have found it there anyway and eaten it (they showed no interest in it or any other chocolate to be honest).
Seriously, WTF.?? The devil made me do it….
So yeah, that's my Mom.
New Year's Eve is a different issue. Not sure I can explain that one yet.
And I was thinking Dan Savage would really like to see Santorum surging ;)
The fun part I should add is — last night I had to explain Santorum to my mother. We never got to the actual realities of what Santorum is; just that it's something gross from sex and Dan Savage took revenge with Google on Rick Santorum being a jerk. Mind you, she doesn't have a computer or use the internet so I also had to explain the whole Google machine and how those web site thingys get propelled to the top.
So should we put our mothers together?
The OxyClean Company?
The Butthole Surfers?
Ted Haggard?
(Yup…that joke works on 2 levels!)
The owner of The Boone Pizza Ranch in Boone, IA?:
"The Boone Pizza Ranch named their chicken salad after Rick Santorum on Monday after the staff asked him to try their signature dish and he said he liked it."
You heard it right: Santorum Salad. Your move, Dirty Sanchez.
It's a toss up.
Jesus wept.
Thanks for the advice Mr Burns.
"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship … these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."
A friend of mine used to work for Shank of America for years. He quit after he heard a conversation between two top executives in a elevator. My friend was up for a big promotion. But he concluded that they were complete psychopaths & he decided he had no interest in joining their ranks. Good call.
In all of my dealings with middle management and up over the last 25+ years I've come to the same conclusion: they are all sociopaths. The capitalism train is driven by these nerve-racking, avaricious, hardly fellow human beans.
Indeed. And they work hard on training themselves to be that way. To see their fellow humans as fungible cogs in the economic system they serve. Our overlords could not oppress we the people so thorougly without these banal Evils merrily manning the controls.
You had me at "Mr. Burns."
D'oh!
OT, but I like this tweet better.
That is genius.
Indeed.
twuner – twitter for prunes. . Maybe Rupert will lay done some major cash for it like he did Myspace.
Let's see his birth certificate!
Written on one of the columns of Stonhenge, in runes, it reads: "Mogg shat out Rupert here on third crossing of star at column four"
Now, was that "Mogg," or "Dogg"? Because Rupert looks eerily similar to early drawings of the Antichrist … jes' sayin'.
Our friends across the pond refer to cats as "moggies." This makes perfect sense now. Rupert Murdoch is cat shit, quite literally.
Pity the Mogg didn't have the good sense of her species, and bury him deep, then.
It would be really shitty if Maybe next time he got a "Santorum salad" in the face?
I shit you not: http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/updates/335…
this shit just writes itself
That's it! New Year's Resolution: I'm a vegetarian!
Not frothy enough!!!
Aren’t bazillionaires supposed to be sort of smart or something, to have figured out how to amass all that insane wealth?
If you are ruthless and a raging dick, intelligence matters not one iota.
Yeah, you lazy Brits, get back to work. I expect you all thought you could leave early Christmas Eve, and show up a little late the day after, too – all on your employer's shilling! And you even thought you might enjoy a nice dinner with the family, including that little crippled kid, right? Bah, humbug.
I'll bet he's never read the book, or if he has, that he doesn't see the parallels.
Optimism: Bachmann also insisted that regardless of how she performs in Iowa, her campaign has the funds and structure to continue the fight to other states. “We’ve already bought our plane tickets,” she said indicating that they were ready to move on to New Hampshire.
She also believes Marcus likes girls so there's that.
I tried really hard to find you a motivational poster about optimism. This will have to do, because life sucks and I can't find a better one. http://www.motifake.com/55155
I finally saw the clip from "60 Minutes" where Eric Canto's press secretary flips out when Leslie Stahl mentions that Reagan raised taxes. http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7393514n
That "gotcha" liberal mainstream recent history is making the job of Cantor flak increasingly difficult.
I guess we'll never find out what newspapers he reads or what he knows about Paul Revere.
And that video still should be the new Bitch Face.
These fucks want to fight reality and they're betting they'll win. No wonder they want control of the Internet. I'm just flapdoodled by them. They will NOT believe whatever happened, if they don't want to, and that's how the world works, so there.
That fuckweasel almost cost me a flatscreen. And a .357 cartridge. OTOH, way to go Leslie Stahl.
Elvis! Is that you?
When did you get back from Kepler-22b?
I just watched that myself – the part where they just show the footage of Reagan saying "it's a compromise" is priceless.
I saw a brief portion of that "60 Minutes" clip last night too, but I had the mute on and I didn't watch nor listen to any of it. I was nursing a hangover, but otherwise having a good day and feeling optimistic about what 2012 may bring. I had no desire to ruin these feelings by exposing myself to ratface fuck Cantor and whatever evil bullshit he's cooking up this time. Sometimes it's better just to ignore it all and say fuck it.
Maybe Brits have too many Murdochs for a broke country.
England is not going to bankrupt itself!
Nothing useful to add except that Wendy's last name is pronounced "dung", not "dang" like everyone is always saying on teevee.
People pronounce Boehner as "Bay-ner," and I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever heard a newscaster refer to George W. Bush as "George Bush Junior."
Anthony Weiner may have been a (minor) sex creep, but at least he didn't cop out and pronounce his name as "Way-ner." The dude owned his unfortunate name (no dick jokes intended) and kicked ass as a proudly liberal politician, until the sexting caught up to him.
Except it's not really "dung," either, but more like a soft t followed by an "ng".
Very hard to tell, le, must hear.
Well, Mandarin has a softer d than English, but it's not a t, either. And it's not like it's missing a vowel.
Someone please tell me that the Nightmare Before Christmas's Doctor Finklestein was based on Rupert Murdoch.
BTW, greed doesn't have to be smart to attract and keep wealth. It just has to be overwhelming, willfull, and without real self-reflection. The more greed thinks, the more it puts itself in danger of finding or remembering a long buried conscience and responsibility.
Kinda' discouraging, huh?
Billionaires pay people to be smart for them. They also pay people to dress them, feed them, drive them, shop for them, communicate for them…. It's like being a queen bee without having to lay eggs.
It's been like this since the Bronze Age, so we've got our work cut out for us if we're going to occupy this shit.
Dear #RupertMurdock,
go fk yurslf, mk?
thks,
evry body
Well, Rupert can just kiss my narrow Missouri ass. But his old lady? Do not fuck with her, I've seen her in action and she will kick your ass off and hand it back to you.
After a Mittens victory tomorrow: "Romney Licks Santorum"
If the race "tightens", won't it require more lube and automatically result in a boost for Santorum? Sounds win/win to me.
He'll be good at rectifying the situation.
That one did me in…where's my "puke bucket"?
AAAAUUUGFFFHHGHTH!!! NOOOEEEZ!!!
Stink, you poo what?
He's the only one who will give Ron
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What do you think about that?
A sphincter says what?
A friend wouldn't send all your responses to doubleclick. Resist the temptation!
Me too, but it hasn't ended yet, I don't think. I'll miss the little bugger when it goes. Or when they take me off the drugs, whichever comes first.
What, do you think?
No more Santorum!
Try the Veal Santorum. Tip your waitress.
That's a compliment coming from Loaded_Pants.
What, me think?
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Was a Bitch, I think. We won't know for sure until the genetic screening tests come back from the lab.
I think I'll skip the "wafer-thin mint" just in case.
And the horse you Rodin on.
Have you lost your marbles?
Fo' chizzle!
PERRY'S HUGE OPENING NARROWS AS FRICTION DRIES UP SANTORUM MOMENTUM
Wait, that was Ole Rupe's doing? Yeegads, I couldn't have left that pile sooner.
(Jumps up, runs towards door, misses, runs through new C.R. shaped hole in wall). Yelling "WAAAH_HOOOO" just like Major "King" Kong.
Still gets to work late, but has a strangely productive day.
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