It’s a FESTIVUS MIRACLE, kids, get ready for it: Barack Obama and Harry Reid and millions of Americans wanted A Thing, and the House Republicans finally just agreed to give it to them! It was not easy! House Republicans passed the two-month payroll tax cut extension with a fun “unanimous consent” vote that didn’t force Representatives to actually vote up or down but just to shut up and not say anything for roughly as long as it took John Boehner to say on the House floor, “Bill passes if it’s quiet for the next ten seconds.” Even this part about the shutting up was very hard for some of the teabagger freshmen, but luckily there’s Twitter, for yelling. Hooray!
But John Boehner still just needs to clarify that it pained him to do something nice for America:
“I’ve talked to enough members over the last 24 hours who believe that, ‘Hey, we don’t like this two month extension [but] if you can get this fixed, why not do the right thing for the American people, even though it’s not exactly what we want.”
Come on, John Boehner, the Republicans have still enjoyed a pretty banner year in inexplicable meanness, don’t feel so bad!
So what does the average American worker win, Bob? A $50k-per-year worker will get to keep $20 more per week than if the tax cut had expired. Good! Although… given how badly the payroll extension fight damaged the House Republicans, it might have been a worthwhile sacrifice for America to trade the $20 a week each in exchange for the much better holiday gift of the end of the current Republican party. [AP/TPM]
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Boehner folded like a Detroit hooker punched in the gut.
Caved in faster than a Chilean mine.
I was thinking Kentucky coal mine… because I am a patriot who believes in America first
Collapsed faster than a Bush real estate bubble.
REAL AMERICANS strip mine.
REAL AMERICANS prefer strip poker to strip mine. With bush-free Chilean hookers.
Someone should alert Barry. "See, Mr. President? Now that wasn't so hard, was it?"
Barry doesn't need a lesson in capitulation.
That's what she said.
Lost another fucking keyboard. Sprayed with Dr. Pepper.
I sent Boehner's comment in as a tip and got the usual result.
The beloved Editors pooped in your inbox?
Merry Season’s Greetings to All! I’m still mad about sending them the grid coordinates for Mitt’s La Jolla McMansion and not getting credit. ~~~~~~~
That's why Mr Pink doesn't tip.
"Folded faster than Superman on laundry day." — Bart Simpson
Folded faster than a Dynafold AF-300 Paper Folding Machine.
Folded faster than me vowing to lose weight.
Collapsed like Callista Gingrich's latest botched facial implants.
Man, that poor woman's face is a horror isn't it?
"Doc, can you make me look like Cruella DeVille?"
I don't understand how it gets carved pointier and pointier. What does the surgeon SAY before he/she convinces Callista that the plastic molding will make her beautiful?
"This will SO complement your new Tiffany's 4-karat diamond solitaire princess-cut pinky ring"?
He represents southwestern Ohio. It's more like a I-70 truckstop hooker.
All this talk of Boehner folding/caving in is just going to make him want to be a bigger douche next time. I prefer to think he finally came to his goddamn senses.
It's not necessarily Boner that's the problem. It's his Tea Party caucus and its sympathizers that's the problem.
Don't be silly.
And that rat faced bastard Cantor.
Yes, but I bet he collected every dime in tips.
He flipped faster than Mitt Romney making pancakes.
He flipped faster than Mitt Romney.
/fixed.
Folded faster than former DCI Porter Goss when Kyle "Dusty" Foggo's name came up in the news.
…went to bottom faster than Ted Haggard after benediction.
Unexpectedly great.
He turned faster than fish left out in the sun.
Boehner rolled over faster than Jessica Cutler.
Oh, good Lord, Barb, that was just stupendous.
like a kid who got out of his iron lung.
The greatest laughs in the world are those I know will cause me to burn in hell.
"Hell is for Children" Pat Benatar!!
Did Bachmannn and Paul actually take time off from avoiding their real jobs to go vote in DC?
No. It was "unanimous consent." That means no one had to vote "yay" or "nay." But if any single Congresscreature wanted to kill the bill, they could have done it just by (I guess) placing a hold on it or something.
Son't be silly. Voting is for pussies.
Congress is a fake job.A sham !
How do you like them oranges, fuckers?
Squeezed!
Orange Fuckers don't get to march in my parades!
I'm using my tax cut to buy me a steel mill.
I'm using mine on vodka; only way to get through the election season.
I'm thinking 2012 calls for absinthe
It's too expensive, though!
True, but with the end of the world just a year away what else am I gonna blow my money on? Paying down credit cards? Ha, as if!
I'm using my tax cut to buy Ammo?
I'm using mine to outsource jobs to India!
Oops, did I say that out loud?
You fuckin' job creator, you!
One word, son. Plastics.
I'm using mine to buy more ammo.
Then Mitt Romney can buy it and shut it down for you.
You could always donate it all to the DCCC…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mine is going to repairing my car, so I may continue driving to my job at your steel mill.
HAHAHAHA, I KID, THERE ARE NO JOBS IN AMERICA.
"I don't understand how DC "works"
This man is a congressmen. Hoooooray for Emerica!
Fuckin democracy, how does it work?
Idiots are voted in, not a damn thing comes out. You can't explain it!
When does D.C. explode from the constipation? The shit is going to hit the fan eventually.
The shit just spews out of their mouths, instead.
I work in finance and don't understand how it works. Hey! I could run for Congress!
Does anyone understand how finance works, though?
That's what bankers are for. Let them handle it. What could go wrong?
No, not a fucking single person. Give us a bailout!
Its magic…..with numbers!
It's all done with magnets.
Wall Street is in, Main Street is out. Who can explain it?
Jane,stop this crazy thing !
I hope Boehner get strip searched by the TSA on his way home for Kwanzukkah*.
*I totally stole that from Melissa Harris-Perry.
That's right nv911, Agent Orange lives across the river in Kwanzukkahstanstan. Modern geography is much more fun than the olde Belgian Congos and Dutch Guyanas.
Boehner strip search? Yuck !
Even though we don't want what's best for the American sheeple, we're going to do it just this once so they vote for us again.
That is what he said isn't it?
Incredible, no? They're no longer even trying.
"Freudian Slip" if I've ever heard one.
The Torch-And-Pitchfork Committee party is waiting for us at home, so we're going to vote for our personal survival.
The American People are not that stupid! O right we did elect G.W Bush. My bad.
Boehner giving in? Who does he think he is Obama!
Boehner folded like a cheap suit!
"..why not do the right thing for the American people.."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
But they been telling us for the last three years that the reason they say "NO" to everything was that they were doing the right thing for the American people.
Now, that's just mixing assholes and oranges.
"I talked to enough of the House members and they said, sometimes you've got to do the right thing in the short-term, so you can do a big wrong thing later."
The right thing for the right wing is never the right thing for America !
A Boehner cave( Boner) Now has a new meaning.
The only thing worse than a sour piano is an organ that goes soft halfway through the piece.
Viagra could help the Limp dick GOP teabaggers!
I would have gladly sacrificed twenty bucks a week to see the GOP drive over the cliff.
Amen.
On the other hand, many Americans will now still be able to pay their utility bill this winter.
At least those living in Key West and Maui.
I make nowhere near $50,000 a year. So, I guess I would've sacrificed $2 or $3 a week.
Cue Sally Struthers: "For the price of just a cup of coffee, you can help destroy the Republican party."
That's it! I'm mailing in a cup of coffee!
That's because you're a 20 or 30 percenter, or at least on this side of the median income line, like me and probably most of us here.
The Boner is totally going to get Clean Coal in his stocking this year.
I think I'm going to cry.
John? You posting on the Wonkette?!!!
I saw this movie, where at the end the Grinch gave back the presents he stole in the first place. It wasn't a net gain for Whoville.
Yeah, only in this version the Grinch realizes that the morons in Whoville are going to accept whatever they get so even as he's riding the sleigh into town he's having some serious second thoughts.
In this version they sort of wrestled the presents back from him, and he went back to his mountain. But I disagree, in the movie, it was a net gain, because they had fun without the presents, then they got the presents back plus they add a dog and a grinch to their clearly limited gene pool.
You just blew my mind.
Gee, how nice. They want "to do the right thing for the american people". I would suggest seppuku with a dull rusty putty knife would be most appropriate. Fucking fuckers.
It's a Festivus miracle!
Now for the Feats of Strength…
Bet when is the drunken fucking on the pile of coats?
That wuz yesterday in the Rethug Caucus Room. Boehner's fundamental orifice will take weeks to recover.
Fucking on republican cloth coats? So itchy!
Right before the fucking of a drunk pile of goats?
You're confusing it with Christmas at the Santorums….
Fucking a pile of dead drunk goats would be preferable to Christmas with the Santorums.
We've got plenty of material for the Airing of Grievances.
Amen.
"why not do the right thing for the American people, even though it’s not exactly what we want."
Why thank you so very very much, elected representatives! We realize it's always supposed to be about what YOU want, so we understand how difficult this whole thing must have been for YOU. Fucking bunch of shitbags.
At least he has openly admitted it. I guess?
"…even though it's not exactly what the Kochs want"
/clarified
There better be some political ads echoing this quote next fall.
Now I know what to do with my twenty bucks.
And why won't there be? Because this shit is never brought up again.
OT, MzNicky, but I finally satisfied my jones for wedding cake cookies after you spoke of them during the second to last (or so) debate. I've been going crazy for those damn cookies!!!
Oh good. They're addictive li'l suckers, aren't they? My new oven and I have settled our differences and my last few batches of wedding cookies and macaroons have turned out quite nicely. Enjoy!
I'll go get the pole!
I'll get the line.
Boner's gonna crawl into a crawdad hole.
"Hey, we don’t like this two month extension [but] if you can get this fixed, why not do the right thing for the American people, even though it’s not exactly what we want."
Well, it's nice for Boner to actually admit that what the teabaggers usually want is wrong for the American people.
Reports are that the Tea Bagger Caucus is seething over the fact that the Republiklans caved on this issue.
Oh joy! I just LOVE me a good holiday seethe.!!111! Here's hoping the seethe builds 'til they begin to pop, one after another like fudge bubbles. Or Creosotinously, if you don't mind the cleanup.
Perhaps Santa will bring the Democrats the rest of a spine for Jeebusween.
Your lips to doG's ears, but not sure how many titanium rods would be needed to stiffen all those jello vertebra.
The hypocrisy hurts, it hurts!
They also hate earned income tax credit, helping make work worthwhile at low income levels.
And … for one hundred years with a progressive income tax, America has become the most powerful economy in the world. Naturally the Repubicans hate it.
Dear Santa:
My holiday miracle would be to see Dennis Ross brought down in an epic Mark Foley-esque teen boy buttfucking scandal. Could you make that happen, pretty please? I'll even leave out some "special" holiday brownies for you and the Mrs.
See you on the 25th.
EQ
How about just lewd text massages to a teen boy? I don't want any actual teen boys to be pawed, groped or buttfucked by any actual dirty old Goopers.
I wonder how much fingerbanging was required to move this legislation forward.
In LBJ's time, it was arm-twisting. In the 2000s, it was wide stances in bathrooms. But with this Congress, simple fingerbanging will do, thank you.
Likely it was Boehner & group buttsechs.
Boehner should do the right thing now and retire.
What a prick.
That would be the best Kwanzukkah present ever!
For approving this deficit-increasing payroll tax cut, I think John Boehner should be voted out of office!!
Maybe this will energize the Tea Baggers to mount a serious primary challenge against him, instead of just threatening it.
I think his opponent in 2012 should get some money from Colbert's SuperPAC and make an ad touting this very twisted chain of logic.
The fucking socialist.
Republicans are like, yo, we can't extend these tax breaks, it's just adding to the deficit… Oh wait…Oohhhhh. Oh Shit! This is what you were talking about!
"why not do the right thing for the American people, even though it’s not exactly what we want"
We better see this quote in all Democrats' campaign ads this fall.
That and Joe Barton apologizing to Tony Heyward for President Obama holding BP responsible for the Gulf oil spill.
As I said upthread….And why, why, WHY won't we?!
Boehner reversed his position faster than an Eye Street rentboy with a $40 tip.
"..why not do the right thing for the American people…"
"..why not do the right thing for the American people for once"
There, fixed.
Jeezus. These fucking fucks finally realized the dombasses that voted them in are just as likely to vote them out over $20 a week.
Ceiling Cat (pbuh) can only hope that our jellyfish dems learnt them a few lessons from this.
You rock. Great comment.
This is all Obama's fault.
Obama's fault? I blame the parents of these GOP douche bags.Incest is wrong.
It's always Obama's fault.
The fact that it's always Obama's fault is Obama's fault.
Satan + Goat != incest
Now turn the cameras back on, your spray-tanned asshole.
Why, so he can join Macaca guy?
Now that's one sexy cam show I wouldn't want to watch!
I'll pay somebody $20 to slap the shit out of Boehner on the House floor WITH CSpan running.
You're on!
Make it .50 cents and you got a deal. Hell I'll throw in some free orange paint
Isn't John Boehner about due for his sex scandal to occur? Maybe the delay is that easy stuff has already been done. Public restrooms? Done. Male prostitutes and meth? Done. Tweeting crotch shots? Done. Serial philandering? Done, done, done. Paying hookers to make you crap in diapers? Done. Paying hookers but not schtupping them? Done.
"Isn't John Boehner about due for his sex scandal to occur?"
aha — that was on our wish list for Santa some Christamas's Past…
I'm not hopeful about a sex scandal for Bohner. His affair with hooch is too profound. And remember:
Porter
24 'Faith sir, we were carousing till the second cock;
25 and drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things.
MACDUFF
26 What three things does drink especially pro-
27 voke?
Porter
28 Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.
29 Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes
30 the desire, but it takes away the performance. There-
31 fore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator
32 with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him
33 on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and dis-
34 heartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in
35 conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him
36 the lie, leaves him.
This is Shakespeare's way of saying that alcohol does get men hot and bothered, but also makes them sleepy, with boner problems.
It would probably need to involve a "down on the farm" video.
What does Grover think about the repubs fighting the good fight for a huge tax increase?
Grover deserves an extended stay in Oscar's trash can torture chamber.
When Grover is in there, can I take a baseball bat and pound the shit out of that garbage can? It'd be FUN!
In any event, I'm sure Grover is blue.
He thinks there might be a fly in the soup.
The Count is clearly the one one who should be asked. He's like the Alan Greenspan of muppets
In the words of Kenny Rodgers "You got to know when to hold em,and know when to fold them."President Obama was playing Poker,while Boehner was playing Go Fish.
Do Boehner's tears taaste like Tang?
I hope that wasn't a pun.
"I hope that wasn't a poon"
Fixed.
More like Kool-Aade.
Whiskey.
Has anyone ever lit Bohner's tears on fire? That would be cool.
I'm a Finn. We're generous with vowels.
Also the letter "j". You do not want to play Scrabble with us.
More like KKKool-Aade
Nicorette, I've heard.
"Tasting Boehner's tears" would be grosser than being the caboose in a human centipede. But I'll make you a deal: for the modest sum of the cost of one day of U.S. dollars spent on the Iraq debacle, I will do it. And I will use every cent of that $300 million to drive every teabag dolt from the People's Chamber, using my LLC's free-speech rights, of course. I also promise to leave the current majority "leaders" in place as a sideshow, 4tehlulz.
Only Smokey Robinson knows what the tears of a clown taste like
Official 2011 White House Christmas Ornament – John Boehner's testicles. ♪♫Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…♫♪
Tree Nutz!
Fox News: John Boehner (D)
You know, this could have all been avoided if only the president had been a leader.
As a still unemployed older American I don't have much skin in this particular game but I fear that extra $20 a week for most people will give way to an extra 10% off the taxes of the top 1% before long.
As a soon to be unemployed middle aged American I've been preparing for my future by bending over and grabbing my ankles.
HeyHeyHey enough with all those complicated "numbers and maths" already. People are frightened enough this time of year, and just want to know when they can pick up their government cheese… or where the next tea party gathering will be held.
As a still unemployed older American, I would love an extra $20 a week to keep my liquor cabinet full.
Popov vodka?
Desperate measures in depserate times, my friend.
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
"do the right thing for the American people, even though it’s
notexactly whatwethe Koch Brothers don't want.”Let's be honest here.
Wow. America's Airing of the Grievances actually worked. It is a Festivus miracle!
I GOTTA A LOTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!
AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT!
Boehner went limp!
What a clusterfuck! And not in a good way.
Poor John Boehner — he's done every damn thing he could to keep the economy in the ditch, and now he's given in to nothing more than massive and overwhelming public outcry. A complete fuckin' failure as an autocratic bastard, he is.
Wait for the Congressional teabagger mutiny any second now.
How about a stocking stuffer, wookies!
"The last non-Socialist Leader in the US Federal Government caved in last night to the Socialist-Democrat Wing of the once proud Democrat Party. Yep, ol' Boehner-Head finally cut all pretense of protecting the TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY folks from the terrible damage done to America by the Socialist-Democrats led by Chairman Obama, "Bottleneck" Reid and of course, certifiably brain-dead, Ex-Bottleneck, Princess Nancy. "
Gah, how can this not be satire?
Good satire is grounded in truth. And funny.
Now that is some holiday cheer.
God damn, I was joking earlier about voting him out — but these baggers are vengeance-seeking missiles of "Zero Fuckups Permitted", aren't they?
Freepers are some psychopathic assholes. They make Eric Rudolph and Tim McVeigh look like moderates.
That Tim McVeigh was a stinkin' RINO.
In my humble, but ALWAYS correct opinion
Thanks for confirming my "bully to victim and back again" theory about freepers — in one sentence nonetheless.
Here comes some more backlash — summary of several articles and posts headlines at FoxNation with title Speaker No More? Excuse me while I take this catnip outside and roll around in it for a while.
(Oh, and a warning: if you read the linked article, don't read the comments. Really, just don't).
don't read the comments
Surely you didn't mean this blithering idiot "commenter"?
Such non-sequitur digressions are wiggling-around-in-excrement icing on the catnip cake, I'd say.
It's not Festivus, it's Fetusivus damn it!
Was this how Braveheart ended? Robert the Bruce, seeing that defeat was inevitable, called off his futile charge, and ordered his men to flee from the battlefield, was that it? I seem to remember something different. Wasn't this supposed to be the teatard Republicans "Braveheart Moment?" Isn't a Braveheart moment supposed to be a suicidal stand for priniciple? Next time these Teatards promise to commit suicide, I want to see some suicide, dammit!
Boehner ought to look cool with the orange tan and a blue bottom.
Look like one of them guys in body paint at a Broncos game.
Auburn fans rejoice.
To carry your analogy through…We the people, being like old long-shanks, are well and truly fucked whether John the Boehner is drawn and quartered or not.
Basically, Braveheart (the House Republican party's political capital (6% approval rate)) is publicly murdered and his men (scottish terrorists /tea baggers) stop fighting and cry silently.
So Barry came out on top for once? Merry Fucking Christmas, indeed!
"Why not do the right thing for the American people, even though it’s not exactly what we want.”
Exactly. The GOP never wants to do the right thing for the American people.
At least he's being honest about that bit.
Sadly, not enough people will comprehend his statement.
Teabagger congressmen are more appropriately called "Single-term" congressmen.
Pre- or post-gerrymandering? Because I don't they're going anywhere in Pennsylvania.
In Illinois, we'll probably lose one, maybe two. The Dems redrew the districts so that Hultgren and Deadbeat Dad Walsh would oppose each other, DBD has switched to an open district and will be opposed by Tami Duckworth, an Army helicopter pilot who lost both legs in Iraq. Hultgren isn't much of a teabagger, just as "keep your mouth shut and your head down, and move up Republican, he's got Hastert's old district and almost lost it last time.
Sad to say, or maybe enraging, but Pa.'s map now looks like a plate of spaghetti, or maybe an unmade bed. It's fun when the state GOP controls House, Senate and Gov. Bonus points for making 2 of 7 congressional Dems primary each other.
Maybe we'll start seeing some "Single-cell" congressmen from the Red/FuckTard states. After all, zygotes is peepul too……
Maybe now Mitt will be able to figure out what his position on the issue was.
Mitt will just change his position 3 times before he decides what plays well in Pretoria.
I bet Boehner hasn't stopped drinking ever since the big moment. He's crying in his beer/whiskey/vodka as we speak.
His family never knew he drank until they saw him sober one day.
The War on Christmas is working!
Fox couldn't spin this enough to make the red staters take their tax increase and like it.
The speaker had to give in…
Yeah! An extra $20 a week for the hobo bean and cat food fund so that maybe I will starve slower when I am old and have no social security. Sorry, but I really can't get that excited about paying less in payroll taxes when social security is supposed to run out of money on my 65th birthday.
Your frustration resonates w/ plenty of us. Much of this ado about a panacea or what amounts to it. Let the fucking paradigm shift begin already – - real economic wholeness and financial well-being require solid footing, not just propping up on matchsticks.
Until we get that ship turned around, can we continue to call burger flippers "the manufacturing sector"?
My sinus snot is returning to normal consistency as well. So, really good day.
T.M.I.
Mine's still bright yellow and I'm coughing shit up now. I wouldn't be as concerned if I had two lungs and didn't have emphysema. Sometimes it affects my sense of humor.
Mine is not (returning to normal) and I've run out of tissue and there is too much snow out there to make a run for the store (paper towels is/are having its moment), and it is still a good day. When do we get to see him cry?
Cry, Boehner, cry
Make teabaggers sigh
You're old enough to know better
Cry, Boehner, cry
Needs more CryBabyBoehner's avatard..
"Hey, we don’t like this two month extension"
Then stop adding all the unrelated policy riders if you want the full year one, asshole
"if you can get this fixed, why not do the right thing for the American people, even though it’s not exactly what we want."
Nice to see you admit that what is good for the American people is not good for you Reeps. This will be a good soundbite next fall, idiot…
…and yet this obvious admission will fly over the heads of almost all of the electorate, ads or no ads.
Another fine example of how the GOP is out of touch with the real world the rest of us live in.
Boehner is the shittiest Santa ever.
This two-month extension gives Boehner *just* enough time to figure out how to be simultaneously for and against the cut next time. Happy New Year!
so the minimum christmas gift we get from republicans is one thousand bucks. This is the same as getting a quarter from Gramma, and her obligatory "Don't spend it all in one place!!"
Hahahaha, Merry Fucking Christmas, you Republican pustules!!! Hope you like getting THAT Yule Log jammed up your ass!
*flips bird, gives "pressed ham"*
If that's how you do the Caga Tio in your house, I think you're doing it wrong.
When Boner hears "Ho-Ho-Ho" he thinks "Hostage-Hostage-Hostage".
Incredibly, this hostage taking was just a teensy bit too stupid for even some in the Fox-dome.
The orange fuck Boner went limp. Now if he'd take the rest of the tea baggers with him DC might actually function again.
He hands you a nickel
He hands you a dime
He asks you with a grin
If you are having a good time
Then he fines you every time you slam the door.
–Maggie's Farm
Bob Dylan
I believe the preferred practice here is to quote Dylan lyrics and other such sources and assume that everyone knows where they come from – we can always google them when unsure.
I don't prefer it. Attributers Unite!!
Is this going to result in one big motherfucking Attributor? Cause I'm cool with that.
Holy Shit, this is a tax increase that Grover Norquist was for and they cut them anyway. Wow, K Street is losing its grip on Congress.
Stepped on their Boner, they did. Stepped on it and FELL DOWN.
Gah — doesn't CNN have spell-check? "TAX CUT EXTENTION PASSES"
That's the right spelling. Americans are going to need more TENTs if we don't get the economy fixed.
What a wonderful Christmas present.
"Two blu-ray movies. Thanks a fucking lot."
or, to turn it around and be merry in spite of it all:
"Two fifths of El Ultimo Agave Tequila?! THERE IS A SANTA!!"
"The Caucus: Bill Extending Payroll Tax Cut Heads to Obama's Desk"
I don't know about you, but I first read this as referring to cutting heads and handing them to Obama on a platter .
Here comes my recess appointments and my fucking airplane to Hawaii bitches!
Bah, Humbug.
I'm not going to be happy until I see some banksters getting frog-marched off to Club Fed.
~
A bit OT but in light of more recent events, that pic of weeping Boehner-Running-Dog might just dethrone the pic of the weeping Santorum children. It's more funny, less creepy and, after all, all Santorum did was get tossed from Senate.
Orange you a sad moFo.
My FAV Orangu'tan got PIMPED like a $2hoe.
American ppl love a bargin.
i can't wait to do this again two months from now. 2012 will be the "stopgap" year.
It's pretty cool when the leader of the free world finishes his pre-Christmas "we finally owned the republicans" press conference by saying "Aloha"
"Brent Bozell, the president of the Media Research Center, appeared on Fox News Thursday night and suggested President Barack Obama looks like a skinny ghetto crackhead.
…
Bozell was talking with Mark Steyn — filling in for Sean Hannity — about MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, who said in March that GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich looks like a car bomber.
After Steyn joked that Gingrich just looked like a "big, ugly, slightly older Winnie the Pooh," Bozell wondered how long Hannity’s show would last “if four times in one sentence [Hannity] made a comment about, say, the President of the United States and said he looked like a skinny ghetto crackhead."
So far so good — until Bozell moved out of the arena of hypothetical, adding: "Which, by the way, you might want to say that Barack Obama does.”"
I sort-of agree with only one tiny part; Newt is ugly and reminds me of Pooh (but without the h).
It'll be quiet and lonely on the golf course tonight. Just a lone pair of loafers crunching across the frost-tipped grass.
Looking for this headline in tomorrow's papers: "Republicans Shit and Fall Back In It!"
"The Vanilla Folder"
Personally I'm probably gonna go for the hookers.
Oh, that's Newt's tradition…
Don't call Callista (and Jackie and Maryanne) goats!!
You know Soros, that "twenty bucks, same as downtown" is just a punchline – not an accurate guide to prices.
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