December 20, 2011

America Faints Upon Sight of Barney Frank’s Hard Nipples

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson 12:41 pm December 20, 2011

What, were people scandalized or something? SEXISTS, ALL OF THEM. [Animated gif via Wonkette operative "Nathan R."]

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nounverb911 December 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Lindsey Graham just went out and bought a new wedding dress.

Barb December 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Looks like someone is lobbying for the coal industry.

Gratuitous World December 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Freddie Mack

Ayn Rand Paul Tard December 20, 2011 at 5:36 pm: Frank the Mack

tihond December 20, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Someone needs to edit in Colbert dancing behind him and this will be pic of the year.

Callyson December 20, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Piercings or GTFO.

ChernobylSoup December 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Still, that ugly shirt he's wearing has more wisdom, common sense, and empathy than the entire Republican caucus.

hagajim December 20, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Damn! Don't they have any heat in that building? Love the blingee! Makes ol' Barn look a little like Nicholson.

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 1:58 pm: all work and no play…

elviouslyqueer December 20, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Tits or GTFO. Oh, wait…

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 20, 2011 at 12:57 pm

He can pop balloons with those bad boys!

MissTaken December 20, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Had to Barney Frank, huh? Couldn't have possibly been Aaron Schock, could it? Oh no, it had to be Barney's Barnacles. Thanks.

Guppy December 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm

You want maybe we should blow the dust off the Scott Brown pics again?

starfanglednut December 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm: No, please, anything but that.

littlebigdaddy December 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Needs a mansierre.

not that Dewey December 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm: Bro!

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Those have got to be fake.

LettucePrey December 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm

That's it… I'm fed up with this world.

fuflans December 20, 2011 at 6:22 pm: that is fantastic.
thebeatgoeson December 21, 2011 at 12:27 am: You're tearing me apart, Barney!

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Speechless. What the fuck?

Baconzgood December 20, 2011 at 1:01 pm

NEEDZ MOAR GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!

proudgrampa December 20, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Wow. That is the most impressive set of man-boobs I have ever seen!

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 4:33 pm: he put that other man boobs place out of business.
PalinzADummy December 21, 2011 at 1:14 am: Don't get out much anymore, do ya?

SayItWithWookies December 20, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Barney, that is not the people's business.

BornInATrailer December 20, 2011 at 1:07 pm

I don't feel scandalized but I do feel a little extra limp.

MissTaken December 20, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Green Balloons!!

Steverino247 December 20, 2011 at 1:21 pm: Quick! Post a picture of yours so America will be safe!

DerrickWildcat December 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Is that a cast or a sandwich?

edgydrifter December 20, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Well, so much for the stereotype of gay men having good fashion sense.

Fare la Volpe December 21, 2011 at 2:10 pm: Girl, he retirin'. Just be glad he ain't wearin' a muumuu.

Blueb4sunrise December 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm

I think there's outlines of rings on those babies too.

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 6:39 pm: Ok, ok, they're big. But really, it's a bit of a stretch to call them the size of Saturn.

NorthStarSpanx December 20, 2011 at 1:33 pm

I LOVE Barney, but my nips just inverted at this image.

Geminisunmars December 20, 2011 at 1:35 pm

What is with the cast on his left arm? What happened to our Barney?

V572 the Merciless December 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm: Forgot his safe word again. It could happen to anyone.
MissTaken December 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm: that's what happens when you try to handle nips like that. ouch!
RadioYKWE December 20, 2011 at 9:28 pm: Yeah, that Viagra, it's strong.

V572 the Merciless December 20, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Glimpsed him on "Morning ~~Joe~~ Asshole" today and he'd already gotten the word and covered up, sort of.

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Please tell me he set that insufferable asshole straight, (Pardon the pun)

V572 the Merciless December 20, 2011 at 2:29 pm: Well, I think I know which one purports to be straight and which one doesn’t, but it’s hard to distinguish among the assholes. Except Barney’s our asshole, and we like him.

flamingpdog December 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Rick Perry hates the fashion sin, but loves the fashion sinner.

weejee December 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Frankly ~~Scarlett~~ KBJ, I do give a damn. It's not past noon o'clock out here on the left coast. Geesh, where's that damn brain bleach?

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Great, now James Inhofe is going cite this as proof that there's no such thing as global warming.

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Don't they make some kind of band-aid-like stick-ons for preventing this kind of fashion faux pas?

dadanarchist December 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm

If you stare at them too long you will be made into teh ghey.

BornInATrailer December 20, 2011 at 2:27 pm

If you are a lady. Otherwise I think this might be the first functional "reparative therapy" technique. But I can't really say.

Any of you dudes with a little sugar in you experiencing a sudden, inexplicable yearning for some vajayjay?

actor212 December 20, 2011 at 2:30 pm: No, but I do have this sudden urge for pigs in a blanket.

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 6:42 pm

Well you sure as hell won't get turned into stone, if you know what I mean.

ProgressiveInga December 20, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Titillate much?

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 20, 2011 at 1:56 pm

He has huge tracks of land.

PalinzADummy December 21, 2011 at 1:16 am: Maybe he's just a marathon runner. You know — into the Red 11.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 20, 2011 at 1:56 pm

I know the legislating can be dirty, but not this dirty.

actor212 December 20, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Peekaboob!

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Put your eye out.

HistoriCat December 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm

That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.

iburl December 20, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Abub Ga-rab.

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 6:45 pm

I imagine you looking down the thread and saying, "What? Maybe 30-40 comments in and no one has brought out the timeless classic yet? The exceedingly appropriate timeless classic??"

Good kitty!

imissopus December 20, 2011 at 7:13 pm

I was holding out for "Today we are all Barney Frank's nipples."

Or possibly "You know who else addressed his country's legislative body with his nipples poking through his shirt?"

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 7:28 pm

Perhaps the more genteel, "I've been tit on by professionals."

HistoriCat December 20, 2011 at 8:27 pm

Damn – you're right. Those are both good.

imissopus December 21, 2011 at 1:08 am: Also – moob libel!

HistoriCat December 20, 2011 at 8:26 pm

Get out of my head owls! Of course there was also the worry "did someone get there first? Refresh!"

MissTaken December 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm

I work 4 blocks away from those nipples.

randcoolcatdaddy December 20, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Thankfully, Michelle Bachmann's nipples didn't show up for the debate.

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 20, 2011 at 2:56 pm: I bet Marcus' were ready to go though.
Mort_Sinclair December 20, 2011 at 8:31 pm: I suspect she had them surgically removed because whenever something brushed up against them, she felt funny down there.
HarryButtle December 21, 2011 at 6:40 pm: I imagine her nips point in opposite directions just like her crazy eyes.

JustPixelz December 20, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Congressional approval just lost a couple more points.

V572 the Merciless December 20, 2011 at 2:29 pm

OT, but I'm so glad I came home for lunch, as this is one of the best Tamron Hall days ever.

Limeylizzie December 20, 2011 at 2:53 pm

She is gorgeous in that hot pink dress.

V572 the Merciless December 20, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Black people can, with great aplomb, wear colors that look ridiculous on white people.

Limeylizzie December 20, 2011 at 3:01 pm

She has the most amazing skin and eyes, she really is a beautiful woman.

V572 the Merciless December 20, 2011 at 3:12 pm: I’ll be back in a little while. Let’s see…Google image search for “Tamron Hall…”

GhostBuggy December 20, 2011 at 2:34 pm

These must be those two Earth-sized planets my fellow space geeks are all chatting about today.

bureaucrap December 20, 2011 at 2:35 pm

The comments on the YahooNews page to which you linked are a festival of blatant, explicit (and expletive-filled) homophobia. It's scary that people like that are still out there. We were sort of hoping they would have grown up by now.

Lucidamente1 December 20, 2011 at 2:38 pm

He had the same tee shirt, minus the jacket, when he went on the Rachel Maddow show last night. Fortunately, the camera never strayed below shoulder level.

mavenmaven December 20, 2011 at 2:58 pm

This blingee requires the return of the Bieber meme.

actor212 December 20, 2011 at 2:59 pm

It's like he has two kittens driving him.

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Barney's Chesticals.The left one even hangs lower?

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 3:05 pm

Barney Frank? i thought his name was Robert Paulson.

jus_wonderin December 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Not since Harvey Korman impersonated his yiddish grandmother, Mother Marcus, have I seen such impressive……………..MY EYES!!!

chascates December 20, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Serious man-boobs! He should become a dungeon master and discipline Boehner and Ryan for screwing up the payroll tax bill. And by discipline I mean using knotted whips.

Neoyorquino December 20, 2011 at 5:18 pm