POST-RACISM TODAY  12:18 pm December 20, 2011

Texas College Republican Would So Get an ‘A’ in Racist Twitter Poetry

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Hooray for the holiday spirit!

Aw, yet another awful tweet about Barack Obama from the second president of the U of Texas College Republicans in as many months. (The first one was from that other popular genre of Republican poetry, “assassination jokes.”) The group’s current president, Cassie Wright, has even twatted out her thoughts in an adorable rhyme format! Maybe if “college education” doesn’t work out so well for Cassie, she can write racist children’s books?

Here is the most important observation anyone could ever make about Cassie Wright, from commenter “Paul” over at the Austin American-Statesman “news story,” about things on Twitter:

Well, as someone who’s done plenty of crack, I can assure you that you do not snort it. So not only is the tweet in poor taste, it is ill-informed.

Texas blog Burnt Orange Report also notes that racism is literally Cassie’s favorite thing on Earth:

On Facebook recently, Wright wrote that it was a “messed up world” because she was studying in the library while “the Asian guy next to me is watching America’s Next Top Model episodes on his laptop”.

When a commenter asked what being Asian had to with it, Wright responded:

“Because Asians study a lot…If you’re offended by my use of a stereotype then gtfo [get the f*** out].”

IN OTHER NEWS, American Jesus continues to ignore our only Xmas request, an IQ requirement for Facebook and Twitter users. [Statesman.com/ Burnt Orange Report]

 

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nounverb911 December 20, 2011 at 12:21 pm

She's not a racist just like Ron Paul is not a racist.

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Some of her best friends snort lots of crack.

paris biltong December 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Cracks.

Swampgas_Man December 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm

That's why we call 'em Crackers.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm

I have a feeling Cassie comes from crystal meth country. I just hope for her sake that her teeth don't show its ravages as much as her mind does.

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Would be fun if he was her congressman, or she was one of the 4,000 child he conceived… er, delivered.

Nah, she would be going to Baylor.

MOG2410 December 20, 2011 at 3:53 pm

And writes little ditties for the sorority to sing, too.

tihond December 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm

McCain/Wright 2028!

weejee December 20, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Are you short selling electoral votes?

Nostrildamus December 20, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Manson/Wright 2028

spinozasgod December 20, 2011 at 5:29 pm

that would be zombie Mcain/Wright 2028

doloras December 20, 2011 at 6:40 pm

No, that'd be Megan McCain/Wright 2028.

nounverb911 December 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm

It's Texas, what do you expect?

b[redact]opple December 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Who the fuck "snorts" crack? Jesus christ.

weejee December 20, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Rick "Skeeter Peter" Perry before he climbs on board?

Beowoof December 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Well she snorts plumbers crack so I guess she thinks Obama does too.

TheGyrus December 20, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Jesus Christ was more of a Frankincense junkie, not so much into the crack.

Ayn Rand Paul Tard December 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Black Presidents, right? That's what I've heard. And vapid, blond sorority girls stuff vodka soaked tampons up their hoo-has.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:05 pm

"vodka soaked tampons up their hoo-has"

What the–? Is this a thing?

mayor_quimby December 20, 2011 at 10:01 pm

You really don't want to know about this fake trend…
http://gawker.com/5859552/stephen-colbert-warns-p

LetUsBray December 20, 2011 at 7:09 pm

Hitler?

leek801 December 22, 2011 at 3:57 pm

Lightweight Ignorant Amateurs. Who hopefully wasted a lot of money trying to snort crack. It burns! It burns! The picture makes me giggle like a little girl. Hee hee.

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm

A racist poem in less than 141 characters. GOP tweets?

V572 the Merciless December 20, 2011 at 12:28 pm

GOPer haiku:

The sun rises, a
Brown is bombed in Aghani
stan, life is still good.

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Most GoP poems start with things that rhyme with bigger.

V572 the Merciless December 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

GOP limerick:A young man from old Kennebunkport,Swigged booze and never refused snort.Though Daddy denied him,If ever they tried himHe’d surely get death in the World Court.Next:  the GOPer “Divine Comedy.”

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 2:04 pm

We have got to get Bush to vacation in Brussels.

Also, that's some fine writing, there.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Excellent effort. Only problem is that adding the extra stan-stan-stan screws up the metre.

GeorgiaBurning December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

just wait until the anti-Obama haiku competition

FlownOver December 20, 2011 at 5:41 pm

Born in far-off land
Socialist class-warfare fraud
F***ing N***er scum

weejee December 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Twit/Twat 2012

memzilla December 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm

They're not racist FB and Twitter posts — they're interview questions for Ron Paul's next staffer position.

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Really conservatards. The whole "we're not racists but the President is a nig-BONG!" shit is getting really tired. You're not even trying anymore. At least pretend that the extreme hatred isn't about race. For fuck's sake.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 2:12 pm

It's not racism. It's having a mature discussion about race relations in America. Damn, liberals. Always trying to keep the darkies on the Democratic Plantation.

AlterNewt December 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm

"If you’re offended by my use of a stereotype then gtfo [get the f*** out].”

Tomorrow's leaders.

Tundra Grifter December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Notice the clever way she explains her intelligent use of random letters.

We see the world as we see ourselves. Knowing she'd need that crib to understand the point, she kindly provided it to her readers in advance.

Good thing she only has one brain cell. If she had two they might rub together and spark an actual thought.

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

"I apologize if you're offended by my wingnutty hatefulness".

HedonismBot December 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Holla!

Terry December 20, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Cassie's career plan involves marrying a rich man.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 1:33 pm

As a female college Republican, she's probably after her MRS degree.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Is her face permanantly locked into a rictus grin?

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 2:52 pm

I see her more as the screw three or more married ones on the sly type. More whore diamonds that way.

MOG2410 December 20, 2011 at 3:54 pm

That's the TX way!

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Not offended at all. Luckily, there are four more candidates looking for the one job you almost had, Cassandra.

WunkRocker December 20, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Yeah well T!TS or GTFO (g** t** *uck OWT)

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm

My name is Cassie Wright
Can you tell that I'm white?
#whateverthefuck

freddymcmurray December 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Someone named Cassie ,
an ass we've never known bigger ,
thinks she's quite sassy
when she rhymes words with…

Barb December 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Guys, help me work on my Wonkette Christmas story (poetry-lol). Anything you could add would be greatly appreciated.

T'was the week before Christmas,
and all through Wonkette
Half of us were drunk,
on this I would bet.

Here we all sit political bloggin'
about the condoms Rick fills,
while he's out gay joggin'.

AlterNewt December 20, 2011 at 12:27 pm

…The stockings were hung
by the chimney, by bears…

Barb December 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm

While Gabby Giffords
is in Sarah's crosshairs.

nounverb911 December 20, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Surveyors marks, please.

Barb December 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

*buzzer* wrong! Has to be in verse, please.

b[redact]opple December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Yup. Rhyme & scan or "gtfo" as the Texas white people say.

MzNicky December 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

And Crazy Eyes in her kerchief, and Newt in his cups
Had just set about curing Mittens' hiccups.

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 12:38 pm

While MSNBC kept Up with Chris Hayes in a room under the stairs.

AlterNewt December 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm

"by the chimney, by bears.."

The gay kind, you see…so…

ChernobylSoup December 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm

When over in Texas there arose such a clatter,
'Cause Cassie's ginormous and keeps getting fatter.

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 2:08 pm

"If I opened my windows," she said with some fear
"I'll wager my Uggs that a black man is near.
No person is foolish enough to come 'round
Unless there's some quality crack to be found."

Blueb4sunrise December 20, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Boobies.
Boobies.
Verily, boobies.

jus_wonderin December 20, 2011 at 2:37 pm

And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk,
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Took to laying his "corndog" aside of his nose,
And giving a headbob, to make sure it grows.

He sprang to this dong and he gave it a whistle,
And away fluids flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he dove down, out of sight,
"Perry Sucks Cock for all, and for all I do it right!"

Barb December 20, 2011 at 5:52 pm

I am so proud of this, Jus_

SexySmurf December 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Racial stereotypes have no place on the Internet. I hope that Asian guy peed in her Coke.

Negropolis December 21, 2011 at 3:19 am

Racial stereotypes have no place on the Internet.

LOL! What does that even mean?

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Maybe she's one of the two overweight republican white chicks from Cali that did the Rick Perry rap video there a while back.

littlebigdaddy December 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Wel, she is certainly white and I would say the odds are good she's overweight as well. Does she have the ability to bounce around on camera, though?

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 12:54 pm

If you click through to her twitter-thingy, it has her picture and she does look good, in a generic Texas-(probably-fake)-blonde-with-big-(probably-fake)-boobs way.

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm

ya know? Texas is the reason…that i hate blonde hair. truly.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 1:18 pm

I definitely prefer dark hair, and find it sad that so many women try to cover nice natural dark hair with blonde dye.

Terry December 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Southern California adds a wee bit of fuel to the blonde hair hating issue, as well.

fuflans December 20, 2011 at 1:51 pm

hey hey hey. some of us are born that way. and it's not exactly a picnic having people assume you're an idiot.

not to mention the fucking sunburns.

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 1:59 pm

"not to mention the fucking sunburns"

See, that's the problem. If you're gonna be a ginger, go all in, not half-ass.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Nothing wrong with natural blondes! Just the fake ones. And as a redhead, I know all about the fucking sunburns.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Well, when you Google "Cassie Wright" this is the first link that comes up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJFl9qrFxLE

I had pictured her as maybe a bit heavier and more mannish, but you have to admit, the woman understands show biz.

Geminisunmars December 20, 2011 at 1:53 pm

What happened to her Texass accent?

Goonemeritus December 20, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Texas U went in dumb came out dumb too!

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 12:28 pm

My classmate is a gook
Always reading a damn book

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm

That's inappropriate! It doesn't rhyme.

Wilcoxyz December 20, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Funny, that's called a slant rhyme.

flamingpdog December 20, 2011 at 1:48 pm

That's a slippery slope there.

Doktor Zoom December 20, 2011 at 7:29 pm

You've found the chink in her armor, all right.

Negropolis December 21, 2011 at 3:22 am

In certain British accents, it does.

PuckStopsHere December 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm

If she goes on e-harmony I'll bet the first hit she gets will be Jules Manson. Talk about MADE for one another. Yeech…

Callyson December 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm

/snark off
How many fucking times are we going to have episodes where some GOP lackey slips and lets the racism show, then is denounced by the "official" GOP, only to see another incident the next month?
Are there any decent conservatives out there–the kind that once existed, who had useful things to say about the limits of government power and the importance of liberty–who will get off their asses and form a respectable counterpart to the Democrats?
Barring all of that, is there at least a website with the names of all these bigots, so no decent person inadvertently hires one of them?
Assholes.

Goonemeritus December 20, 2011 at 12:38 pm

"Are there any decent conservatives out there–the kind that once existed, who had useful things to say about the limits of government power and the importance of liberty"

Vaclav Havel? Oh no wait.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm

"Are there any decent conservatives out there"

No.

paris biltong December 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm

These dwarfs make Goldwater look like a giant.

OneDollarJuana December 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Those kind of conservatives are called "socialists" now.

Terry December 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm

"Are there any decent conservatives out there–the kind that once existed, who had useful things to say about the limits of government power and the importance of liberty–who will get off their asses and form a respectable counterpart to the Democrats? "

"Decent conservatives" are now called "independents".

HedonismBot December 20, 2011 at 7:00 pm

And that's the quickest way to get politicians to care about your opinion: declare yourself an independent voter. In the general election, anyway.

fuflans December 20, 2011 at 2:27 pm

oh man right there with you. we need a real opposition party, not a circus freak show.

and yet? the democrats? still in danger of losing.

Gratuitous World December 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm

She followed up w/ verse 2

My president is boozin,' but he's a secret muslin. Word. #2012 #obama #hater

HedonismBot December 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm

That makes about as much sense. Muslims don't drink, just as one does not "snort" crack.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Good eye. Contradicting yourself before you've completed a single sentence is one of the marks of the modern GOP'er. I looked up verse three, and sure enough:

The usurper is a Kenyan laddie, with Malcolm X as baby's daddy. Wrod. #2012 #obama #hater

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Black Wrod.

right winger white girls now known as Becca Vanilla
when they make lazy jokes about Mecca-Godzilla.

Indiepalin December 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm

It can only be classified as a racist comment if it makes some sort of sense at all. This one doesn't even come close. Twat of the Year?

nounverb911 December 20, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Cassie or the tweet?

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 12:31 pm

The college republican president is white, she isn't very bright, her name is Cassie White, having a black man for President keeps her up at night.

chicken_thief December 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Needz moar crack snorting or marijuana mainlining.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:09 pm

Or drinking LSD.

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 9:48 pm

Shooting up mushrooms?

ShaveTheWhales December 21, 2011 at 1:03 am

Ow!

flamingpdog December 20, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Are her fingers tired and sore after being up at night?

SheriffRoscoe December 20, 2011 at 12:32 pm

Imma take a wild guess here, Cassandra is one of those "portly" republican collegiates?

Cassie Wright is white, with width the same as height. Holla. #stepawayfromthebuffet

OneDollarJuana December 20, 2011 at 1:18 pm

With a backwards "B" on her cheek.

fuflans December 20, 2011 at 1:53 pm

not portly, but she does have that weird 'big teeth' thing going.

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 2:51 pm

i'm glad this is more widely noticed phenomenon than i realized. the big teeth thing scares me a little. a lot.

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 3:01 pm

Her eyes are weirdly positioned on her head… Must be a race thing. Poor dear.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Hate to paraphrase Larry The Cable Guy but "Big girls don't get a belly button ring, they get a trailer hitch to tow them away from the buffet line."

FlyOverGirl December 20, 2011 at 5:16 pm

Well, this explains a lot.
http://tinyurl.com/7eanegk

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 12:32 pm

“the Asian guy next to me is watching America’s Next Top Model episodes on his laptop”.

And he still probably got a better grade than her on the statistics midterm.

Buckminster December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Hey, Mama Cass, not my prob. if he's smart and doesn't have to cram for 3 hours to take a psych 101 class.
(She sounds fat.)

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Somebody offer her a sandwich, quick!

(Yes, yes, I know it's an urban legend:
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/mamacass.asp )

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:12 pm

"(She sounds fat.)"

I'm guessing that my ass is twice the size of hers, but I'd rather have a fat ass than half a brain.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 12:55 pm

He had time to take a break because he had completed his homework, double-checked all the answers, and emailed the prof about the typos in the problem set handout, half an hour before she had finished her first priority: library-socializing with the other white Republican sorority girls.

starfanglednut December 20, 2011 at 1:09 pm

She doesn't take statistics. She's a "communications" major.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Communications, eh? Then perhaps our children is learning. Because she's evidently dumb, racist, and hostile, but as far as conveying with crystal clarity just what she is and how hateful her worldview is, she stands second to none. A++ for unambiguous message.

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 2:01 pm

She'll be interning at Fox News this coming summer.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:14 pm

"as far as conveying with crystal clarity just what she is and how hateful her worldview is, she stands second to none."

*ahem*
Except Jules Manson.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 9:34 pm

Ah, yes. Careless oversight on my part. And I should know better, since I've discovered that wingnuttopia is a mathematical anomaly: A finite set, but with the property that given any hateful element in the set, there is another element of the set even more hateful.

HedonismBot December 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Could someone please explain to me what "holla" means, and why the youngs feel compelled to use that silly word all the time?

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Simple, she's a wigger. Who hates black people.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm

In this case, it's white bigots trying to sound "black".

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 2:26 pm

That and "totes". WTF does that supposed to mean?

BelleSC December 20, 2011 at 3:18 pm

"Totes" means totally. As she is totes into that guy.

Not sure about "holla." I think it means call me or something like that.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Thank you. But it seems kind of lazy to shorten it down to one syllable. Ah, you kids these days and your reefer sticks.

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

OH SWEET GOD, THANK YOU TEXAS.

Keeping a low redneck profile in Tennessee (where we have our own famed "UT" system) has been pretty hard for us lately, but Allah be praised that the black hole of stupid is still weightier to our west.

rickmaci December 20, 2011 at 4:51 pm

"the black hole of stupid…" Pretty much the best description of Texas I have ever seen written anywhere. Kudos.

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 5:00 pm

I want to say, for the record, that I have never been to Texas. I have heard of Texas Instruments, and I know that Houston is Mission Control for NASA. Our failed attempt at a superconducting supercollider was being built in Texas — before the government voted Jesus back in. Also, Texas did agree to leave evolution in its schoolbooks, so that's a big-ass win.

Texas may be worthy of some really awesome accolades. But:

This bitch
The Cowboys
their attention-whore cheerleaders
Baptists
Dubya

I will be kind and say "the jury's still out."

arihaya December 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

"she can write racist children’s books? "

My Racist Goat-fucker?

ChernobylSoup December 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm

No, just the next installment in the Chronicles of Narnia.

starfanglednut December 20, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Ha!

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:16 pm

I think Little Bla–*cough*hack* uh, LIttle *Brave* Sambo has already been written.

arihaya December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

In her defense, she will say: "Some of my best friends snort a lot of crack"

ChernobylSoup December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Okay, who extinguished all those Texas wildfires before they reached her sorority house? God had a plan, I'm telling you, and some do-gooder firefighter ruined it.

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 12:52 pm

The Federal Gubbmint'. After Fed Up Gov. Ricky threw a tantrum to get federal money because he cut forest fire fighting out of the budget. You can't make this shit up.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Seriously, I have a friend that lives in Texas that e-mailed me this morning complaining about the fact that it's been raining for three days straight.

littlebigdaddy December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

I like how she has to explain GTFO. I guess her twat followers are even stupider than she is. BTW is this Bristol's new BFF?

MissTaken December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm

BTW [Big Texas Whitey]?
BFF [Boobs For Fun]?

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Doesn't the word "boobs" automatically imply "for fun", though?

MissTaken December 20, 2011 at 1:45 pm

I don't know. After seeing Barney's boobs, 'fun' is not the first thing that comes to mind.

Tundra Grifter December 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

JINX !!!

MzNicky December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Eh, kids these days! Can't live with 'em, can't beat the shit out of 'em with a two-by-four anymore.

SayItWithWookies December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Roses are red,
Violets are blue —
Cassie Wright's ignorant racist fuckheadedness
Isn't made funny by rhyming.

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

I just don't understand why she is going to UT and not to A&M.

Buckminster December 20, 2011 at 12:47 pm

I don't understand why she's not barefoot and pregnant. Gov. Goodhair is not trying hard enough!

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:20 pm

"I don't understand why she's not barefoot and pregnant."

Because she cut class on the day that Brisdull gave the lecture on abstinence.

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 1:33 pm

serious. this is a normal day at A&M.

Rotundo_ December 20, 2011 at 5:13 pm

She may be at UT, but her soul is aggie. She'd probably flunk animal breeding just like Goodhair did cause she never quite "got" the concept of what an asshole is for, except as a political candidate, that is.

mayor_quimby December 21, 2011 at 12:48 am

She couldn't complete the Horse Cock A&M pre-reqs, so she had to major in Disinterested Blowjobs at UT

Negropolis December 21, 2011 at 3:28 am

Burn/Zing!

Blueb4sunrise December 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm

So, who lost to her in the run for Prez. of UTCR?

Buckminster December 20, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Bobo the dog-faced boy?

gullywompr December 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Dear Cassie:
Roses are red
Fuck you.

JimNauseam December 20, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Very well put.

Biel_ze_Bubba December 20, 2011 at 9:08 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your sucky rhyme led
Me to say "fuck you"

mayor_quimby December 21, 2011 at 12:50 am

Respect….
Simple and to the point

Negropolis December 21, 2011 at 3:29 am

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Brevity is, indeed, the soul of wit.

BaldarTFlagass December 21, 2011 at 8:31 am

Out-fucking-standing.

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

IN OTHER NEWS, American Jesus continues to ignore our only Xmas request, an IQ requirement for Facebook and Twitter users.

"Can't be more than 2 digits."

Biel_ze_Bubba December 20, 2011 at 9:10 pm

Ummm…. from all the evidence, that requirement is being met 99.9% of the time.

GortRay December 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Just another noxious dropping from the Anusland of Murica.

smoothmineral December 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Dammit, I keep losing seconds of my life reading about this moronic cunt.
Can she just be banned from the Internet?

Tundra Grifter December 20, 2011 at 12:38 pm

There was a young Texan named Cassie
Who was everything save very classy.
Her racism arises
For the President she despises.
Her conduct is really quite assy.

hagajim December 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm

A twat twatted – how nice. She looks like a racist twat as well.

DerrickWildcat December 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm

There is a certain segment of society that have lost the ability to understand that words mean stuff.

Beowoof December 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

She is just trying to cover her secret desire for the bbc.

Buckminster December 20, 2011 at 12:48 pm

She got the jungle fever.

gullywompr December 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Glenn Rice, you have a call on line one…

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 1:27 pm

oh! at first i thought you meant she was a big Doctor Who fan…

so this is more like Lost In Austin: Cassie Tries Out For The Team?

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 3:07 pm

I take it that doesn't stand for British Broadcasting Corporation…

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:57 pm

I think it refers to a certain "zucchini".

ShaveTheWhales December 21, 2011 at 1:12 am

bbz?

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Well, I once Tweeted, back in 08:

My president's a joke, he does a lot of coke.
#rolled_up_benjamin

and got a lot of shit for that.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Well, that's because that president was Our Commander in Chief.

MrsBiggTime December 20, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Wikipedia tells me that Cassie Wright is a "porn priestess [who] intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record for serial fornication porn movies, on camera, with six hundred men." Sweet! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_%28Palahniuk_n

Biel_ze_Bubba December 20, 2011 at 10:12 pm

Heh … this GOP-twat has a "Google problem" from the get-go.

MrsBiggTime December 21, 2011 at 4:13 pm

You know what would be sweeter than a Texas creampie? Cassie goes backdoor and oozes forth Santorum.

spends2much December 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Hi Cassie! Not sure you're aware of this, but when you type things on to the Interwebs, all sorts of people can read them! Even black people and Asians!

Just wanted to clarify that for you. Apparently you can get pretty far in your education in Texas without picking up on this fact.

And do me a favour? STFU!

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm

That last thing you wrote, what does that mean?

MissTaken December 20, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Stick To Fellatio, U!

OneDollarJuana December 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm

I think Cassie is probably not too technologically savvy. Doesn't realize that tweets are forever, and future employers often know how to get them.

imissopus December 20, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Well, you can understand her confusion. She probably wasn't aware that blacks are now allowed the book-larnin'. It's been a whiplash-inducing 150 years in the South.

paris biltong December 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Also, what's this "holla" shit? Does she mean "hola"? "Holler"?
And speaking of crack, she's a cracker.

mayor_quimby December 21, 2011 at 12:00 pm

It is derived from an 'urban' farewell shortened from 'holler at me later' as in 'I'll talk to you later'

chicken_thief December 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm

She really felt the need to explain "gtfo"?! GTFO!

Tundra Grifter December 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm

JINX II !

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Comment from "Tea Party Tina"

There’s nothing wrong with either comment, if you ask me!!! Last time I checked this was America and we have the right to say what we like, unless Ayatollah Obama’s taken away that freedom too!!! And just like Ayatollah Obama’s birth certificate, I haven’t seen ANY evidence that he doesn’t snort a lot of crack!!! Sounds like a bunch of sensitive lib nonsense to me!!!

I shit you not.

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Tea Party Tina is the nom de internet of Cassie's mother.

SayItWithWookies December 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm

We oughta pass a law that makes all ignorant racist teabaggers related to each other — that way they can all go to one Christmas/holiday/whatever party instead of ruining all the other ones for everyone else.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:31 pm

An excellent start, although I feel that I must point out that this will not prevent certain family members from ruining Christmas for everyone else, just not for racist reasons.

"My Momma always used to say, 'It ain't Christmas until somebody cries'." — Donkey, "Shrek the Halls"

Biel_ze_Bubba December 20, 2011 at 10:24 pm

A bunch of related rednecks at a big party? That's only gonna get you another generation of even dumber rednecks.

LettucePrey December 20, 2011 at 1:10 pm

And just like Tea Party Tina's excessive use of exclamation marks, I haven’t seen ANY evidence that she didn’t fuck a motel room full of black guys next to the Jacksonville IHoP last weekend!!!

I mean, PROVE to me that she DIDN'T!!!

HempDogbane December 20, 2011 at 1:44 pm

What do you mean, "excessive"? She only used 3 each time, and kept the downpressure on the shift key. What you call excessive I call moderate and consistent !

Tundra Grifter December 20, 2011 at 1:27 pm

FW:

That comment reads a lot like the Southern beauty queen's answer to a question about world geography.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:32 pm

It's entirely possible that both Cassie and Tina suck at geography and/or expressing themselves coherently; however, my guess is that neither young lady will be winning any beauty contests in the foreseeable future.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 2:32 pm

More proof that liberals are the real racists.

HedonismBot December 20, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Can't argue with all those exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Edit: Ah damn, LettucePray beat me to the exclamation point joke. Oh well. People who use too many exclamation points are still the pettest of my pet peeves.)

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:28 pm

"I haven’t seen ANY evidence that he doesn’t snort a lot of crack!!! "

Oh. Alrighty then.
At this very moment, I have in my pocket an IOU for one million dollars signed by Cassie and *another* IOU for one million dollars signed by Tina.
Prove that I don't.

Biel_ze_Bubba December 20, 2011 at 10:21 pm

"I haven’t seen ANY evidence that he doesn’t snort a lot of crack!!"

Teabagging Tina needs to tell the world what sort of evidence might "prove" that Obama — or Ron Paul, or the Pope — doesn't snort crack. (Other than that famously liberal-biased thing called "reality", which is that nobody "snorts" crack.) Until then, she really does need to conceal her sub-80 IQ, and shut the fuck up.

ShaveTheWhales December 21, 2011 at 1:16 am

Is our children putting food on their heads? Apparently.

Negropolis December 21, 2011 at 3:33 am

I'm so damned tired of them with the "Freedom of Speech" bullshit, as if that's the issue. talk about a strawman.

fartknocker December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm

She apparently isn't learning anything at U.T. I'm sure she's shooting for a 2.01 GPA that her our current Texas Governor and potential Presidential washout earned while at TAMU.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm

And of course, the comments on the Statesman site are filled with people defending her and actually claiming this wasn't racist and the paper is silly to claim it is.

Blue Street Heathen December 20, 2011 at 12:48 pm

Now THAT'S progress. She's willing to acknowledge that her President is the black guy near the coloreds water fountain….

SoBeach December 20, 2011 at 12:49 pm

At least she refers to him as "my president".

Most right wing loons insist he's NOT their president. They pretend they're living in an occupied country and they're part of the underground resistance or something.

Keeps 'em busy I guess.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Perhaps that manner of referring to African Americans has been common in those parts since the time of slavery.

Terry December 20, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Would that they were as quiet and low profile as an underground resistance.

ShaveTheWhales December 21, 2011 at 1:17 am

Actually, they did the same shit about Clinton. "Your" president. That's not even (entirely) racist, it's just dumbfuck Republican.

elviouslyqueer December 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Cassie Wright is a cunt, OH NO SHE DI'UNT. Holla. #stupidbitch #stfu

Mahousu December 20, 2011 at 12:54 pm

I don't believe this part of the story for a second: Wright … was studying in the library … Unless by "studying" she meant "sleeping it off" or "doing her nails" or something.

elviouslyqueer December 20, 2011 at 12:56 pm

"Just finished blowing a football player in one of the study carrels" would be my guess.

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 4:32 pm

"Studying in the library"=uploading pics of the last weekend's keg party she attended where someone tried to tempt her into snorting some crack.

proudgrampa December 20, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Not sure which is worse: a racist cunt or a racist fuck.

Cassie, you are a fucking racist cunt.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Well John Mayer has a racist penis, so I suppose she could have a racist cunt; I do wonder what that would be like though.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:02 pm

"John Mayer has a racist penis"

What th–???
John Mayer has a racist penis???
How does that even work?
What does it do? Put on a teensy-weensy little KKK robe made out of a handkerchief and write sappy songs?

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 10:15 pm

It's from something he said in an interview with Playboy – his exact words were "My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock," but the zeitgeist has shortened it to "racist penis". And yeah, it's insane.
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/02/wher

And he hasn't done much since then, so that interview may have helped kill his career and spare us his pablum; hopefully anyway. But, sadly, the likes of Maroon 5 and Dave Mathews are still around, so the world is still not safe from fake-profound white-dude-with-an-acoustic-guitar fratboy "rock".

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 1:13 pm

I am pretty sure she's even a fucking racist fucking c-nt who is fucking a fucking racist fucking dick.

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 4:34 pm

Five "fucking"s in one statement, ftw.

HedonismBot December 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Cassie Wright says "holla."
Obama praises Allah.

CrunchyKnee December 20, 2011 at 1:07 pm

What is this "holla" that this special redneck child is twatting about?

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm

She misspelled "holler" which is where her cousin/uncle/daddy met her sister/aunt/mommy.

Incest jokes, they never get old!

cheetojeebus December 20, 2011 at 1:07 pm

One of Steve Dallas' former flames no doubt.

Come here a minute December 20, 2011 at 1:11 pm

My house speaker is orange, and he … oh crap!

starfanglednut December 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Win.

ColonelDoctor December 20, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Indeed.

prommie December 20, 2011 at 1:13 pm

I am neither outraged nor surprised. Look at the headline: "Texas College Republican." When you are dealing with people who can be described with those three words, "Texas College Republican," the surprise would be if they said something that was NOT stupid and racist.

ManchuCandidate December 20, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Truth. I would never use the words thoughtful, sane, intelligent, rational or wise to describe a Texas College Republican.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:08 pm

"When you are dealing with people who can be described with those three words, "Texas College Republican," the surprise would be if they said something that was NOT stupid and racist."

One of the many reasons I love you guys is that you always provide stuff for me to think about.

I pondered on Prommie's comment for awhile — I mean, wouldn't "Texas Republican" be even stupider than "Texas College Republican"?

Then I pondered some more. Then I decided that, no, "Texas College Republican" is stupider than "Texas Republican", because "Texas College Republican" is someone who a) is college age and b) has access to higher learning, or at least a book that is not the Bible — and is *still* a Republican. That takes an *aggressive pursuit* of ignorance.

Generation[redacted] December 20, 2011 at 1:14 pm

When she says "my use of a stereotype" she is referring to the ignorant racist white trash from Texas, which she portrays so well. I for one am impressed by the quality of performance art we get to enjoy. Today's Young Republicans are like "The Boys from Brazil" but with Andy Kaufman instead of Hitler.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:10 pm

Ketchup.

Guppy December 20, 2011 at 1:14 pm

"an IQ requirement for Facebook and Twitter users"

Now there's a Catch-22 if I ever saw one: a desire to use Facebook or Twitter would be an automatic failure.

Nostrildamus December 20, 2011 at 1:20 pm

IQ-22

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Oh, to be in the world of classical drama, where people named Cassandra use beautiful language to say vitally important things that are ignored, rather than today, where Cassandras spew semi-illiterate, worthless offal that flashes around the globe in a millisecond.

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm

i am surprised her name isn't spelled in a white trash way because i'm sure she has clever parents.

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Crassondra-Crass dom-da.Give me a minute.

Generation[redacted] December 20, 2011 at 2:23 pm

She's trying to warn the world that Asian students study a lot, but nobody is listening!

Generation[redacted] December 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm

I'm not racist! Some of my best friends study a lot!

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm

On Facebook recently, Wright wrote that it was a “messed up world” because she was studying in the library while “the Asian guy next to me is watching America’s Next Top Model episodes on his laptop”.

When a commenter asked what being Asian had to with it, Wright responded:

“Because Asians study a lot…If you’re offended by my use of a stereotype then gtfo [get the f*** out].”

That's not really possible. I have on good information that that girl went to UCLA.

Incidentally, she's at least half-right, about it being a sad world. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

elviouslyqueer December 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm

I'm sorry, but I couldn't hear UCLA chick's rank racism over the sound of her enormously fake titties.

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Right, but I said UCLA in advance, so it's not like that was a surprise or anything.

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm

In Texas they hand you your high school diploma with a hair net attached.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:20 pm

Actually, that's all high schools nowadays.

paris biltong December 20, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Perfect candidate for presidency of the Young Republicans.

Nopantsmcgee December 20, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Here's my poem:

Cassie is a racist cunt.

How do you like it?

proudgrampa December 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm

I like it! Just needs one more adjective. See my comment above.

boobookitteh December 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

People who don't understand that what they write on the internet is public (regardless of "security" settings) are just too stupid to live.

GregComlish December 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Oh you stupid bitch.

Look, if the guy is watching "America's Next Top Model" then he isn't studying in the library. Ergo he is not conforming to the Asian stereotype. See, Asians are broadly believed to study in the library while white people tend to conform to the stereotype of watching shitty videos on the internet instead of studying.

Now if he was Asian, waifish, wearing a thin scarf and/or designer classes, and watching America's Next Top Model in the library then you could have stereotyped him as "Gaysian". You would still be a dumb bitch but that would have at least conformed to a consist model of bigotry.

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 1:43 pm

is it ironic that to truly understand the diversity of stereotypes a bigot can employ you have to be somewhat worldly but the more worldly one is, the less likely they are to be a bigot?

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:21 pm

WTFF?
So what it the Asian guy is studying (or for that matter watching "America's Top Model") in the library?
Why would she care?
What is her damn problem, anyway?

ShaveTheWhales December 21, 2011 at 1:22 am

What is her damn problem, anyway?

Texas College Republican, I believe.

orygoon December 20, 2011 at 1:34 pm

You can see a bunch-o-photos of Cassie from her FB page–posting with Karl Rove, posing with Michelle Malkin, posing with other blond-sorority-type females. I think what pissed her off about the Asian guy was that he was looking at girls on teh interwebs, and not her. Daddy's girl expects to turn every head. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=772970292

proudgrampa December 20, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Looks like they shut it down already.

"This content is currently unavailable…"

natoslug December 20, 2011 at 2:19 pm

You can still click through her 40 profile pics. The girl is positively bovine. Must be the steer to Perry's queer.

GregComlish December 20, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Hey, what ever happened to that real live version of "Carlton Banks" that gave that speech at CPAC? I wonder what he would have to say about this episode.

slowhansolo December 20, 2011 at 1:38 pm

What is this shit, fucking Bigots on Parade Day?

fartknocker December 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm

This stupid girl (she doesn't have the maturity of a woman) apparently missed the legislation the White House wants to reduce the costs of student loans:
http://www.csmonitor.com/Commentary/the-monitors-

I'm sure she and her family are just a joy to spend anytime with. Cassie, just STFU.

ManchuCandidate December 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Crack is wack, but racist shitheels from Tejas are wackier.

Antispandex December 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm

In Texas she is considered to be the modern day Will Shakespeare….which she could turn into a spear chucker joke in two seconds! Ah, Texas, the place we most want to give back to Mexico.

actor212 December 20, 2011 at 1:44 pm

This merely reinforces my contention that Twitter is for twits.

Errrrrr, current company excluded, of course.

Generation[redacted] December 20, 2011 at 2:26 pm

The key to using twitter is knowing when to not click "follow."

actor212 December 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I would have thought it's knowing when to not click "send"

kissawookiee December 20, 2011 at 1:50 pm

My sorority's full of chicks, and we eat a lot of dicks. Swalla. #hookemhorns

elviouslyqueer December 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm

"Swalla"

*wild applause*

HarryButtle December 20, 2011 at 2:35 pm

The subtle authenticity of "hookemhorns" makes your excellent snark truly exceptional, sir.

donner_froh December 20, 2011 at 2:51 pm

So extraordinarily extraordinary you deserve unlimited upfists.

Negropolis December 21, 2011 at 3:40 am

There is so much in there. Well done.

HarryButtle December 20, 2011 at 1:50 pm

You kids are lucky…in the old days, we didn't have classes like Racist Twitter Poetry. It was called graffiti and it used to be written in Sharpie marker inside a restroom stall.

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm

MY personal favorite was "Obscenity is the linguistic crutch of the illiterate, motherfucker."

ShaveTheWhales December 21, 2011 at 1:23 am

"Get Spiro first".

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 2:41 pm

"here i sit,
my buns a flexin'.
about to make
another Texan."

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 4:31 pm

"Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand."

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 4:54 pm

"Here I sit broken-hearted
thought I had to shit
but I only farted."

LetUsBray December 20, 2011 at 7:34 pm

"Thought I'd take a second chance:
Tried to fart
And shit my pants."

jus_wonderin December 21, 2011 at 11:25 am

Here I stand all broken-hearted.
The stalls were occupied,
and I just sharted.

johnnyzhivago December 20, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Wait till the loons find out that Twitter is now partly owned by Arabs!

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Just like Fox News!

proudgrampa December 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Oh yeah! That should really freak them out. They'll blame the White House Muslin for that, too!

BigDumbRedDog December 20, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Hey Cassie,
STFUYSC [Shut the Fuck up you Stupid Cunt]

Dashboard Buddha December 20, 2011 at 1:53 pm

This runt of the litter
is a cunt on twitter

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Texicans,have been Bringing down the national SAT scores for years.When you graduate from a Texas university you are guarantied to qualify for any job in the Fast Food,or Hotel industries.

fuflans December 20, 2011 at 1:56 pm

huh. here i thought cassandra was supposed to be prophetess.

course, no one believed her and in some versions she was batshit insane.

El Pinche December 20, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Breaking news: Racialist Cassie Wright is now leading in Iowa.

El Pinche December 20, 2011 at 2:11 pm

It sucks being a "reader" (masters not from UT) in Texas. I'm constantly being asked to fix their 'puters' and translate the teevee guide for these poor stupid Texas racists.

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 4:51 pm

"translate the teevee guide…." you sure they're not some of those illegals?

DaRooster December 20, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Get real… here's a poem for ya-

My Senate Leader is orange,
And he smokes a lot of… uh… damn it!!

(I knew shouldn't have snorted all that crack…)

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:28 pm

Oompa Loompa loompity lybaby
My Senate leader is a big orange crybaby
Oompa Loompa loompity lunk
Boner's also a crybaby drunk
What should we do with this big ugly slob
Who thinks obstruction is doing his job?
I wouldn't put him in charge of toy trains
The tanning bed cooked his brains…

BarackMyWorld December 21, 2011 at 4:37 am

Speaker of the House.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 2:18 pm

If you check the news stories about the last UT-Austin College Republican who got sacked (for "assassinate Obama" jokes, in that case, with a walkback of (giggling) "no, don't do that, it would only make things worse"), you'll find Cassie, VP at that time, putting her Communications major to work:

"Insofar as she's a representative [of the College Republicans], maybe it shouldn't be said, but she's made a positive statement in a way," said Cassie Wright, the group's vice president.
"I don't really see anything wrong with it," Wright added. "It's just a personal comment, not representative of any group. Just freedom of speech, you know?"

The girl has a bright future in Republican politics.

El Pinche December 20, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Frank Luntz just dropped his cheeto bag in awe .

Generation[redacted] December 20, 2011 at 2:28 pm

I would love to hear her make similar comments regarding Rev Wright.

donner_froh December 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm

Use of "you know" shows how much a communications major at UT is worth.

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 4:49 pm

"It's just a personal comment, not representative of any group." RIIIGHT.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:30 pm

"The girl has a bright future in Republican politics."

Yeah — racist, vicious, dumb as a door, and absolutely unwilling to be accountable for her actions.

JustPixelz December 20, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Hey this is a fun game!

Newt is fat and white.
Out to help billionaire's plight.

Sarah Palin likes to hunt.
Her "campaign" is just a stunt.

The Speaker of the House is orange
um … um … OK it's not fun anymore.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:31 pm

Although I do have to give you mega points for restraint, considering what you could have rhymed with "hunt" in your Palin couplet.

randcoolcatdaddy December 20, 2011 at 2:26 pm

"So, young lady, I understand you just graduated and you're interested in a job here. I see, after seeing your Facebook posts, that your momma also raised in a barn … "

donner_froh December 20, 2011 at 2:46 pm

My President is brown,
He don't like to clown.

#Fuckyoucollegerepublicans

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Oh, great.
Now I'm picturing Obama hitting Assy over the head with a bag of quarters and saying, "Bammy don't play that!".

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 2:53 pm

She's not really racist, she just really hates people from Hawaii.

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 9:52 pm

Her and Lou Sarah both.

mavenmaven December 20, 2011 at 2:55 pm

She really hates people who use crack since where she's from its meth all the way.

x111e7thst December 20, 2011 at 3:09 pm

Kristen – you sound much to upper middle to have been smoking crack. Are you sure you were not freebasing instead?

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 10:33 pm

???
I thought smoking crack *was* freebasing?

x111e7thst December 21, 2011 at 7:12 am

From some wiki or other since they say it better:Crack cocaine is a cheap yet inefficient method of freeing the base cocaine molecule from the salt. It uses baking soda to remove the proton from the base. However, this safe, cheap method does not involve any purification steps, leaving some water and baking soda (impurity) along with the newly formed “crack” which forms crystals and floats to the top. So freebase cocaine along with other impurities are what make up crack cocaine. Freebase cocaine is formed by a similar process. However, ammonia is used to remove the proton and free the cocaine base. Di-ethyl ether (extremely flammable and volatile) is used to dissolve and remove the freebase cocaine. This can simply be siphoned off the top since ethyl ether does not mix with the water/ammonia solution. The Di-ethyl Ether evaporates and pure freebase cocaine is left behind.Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_

El Pinche December 20, 2011 at 3:50 pm

Forget about race,
My president will shoot yours in the face.

Nesnora December 20, 2011 at 3:53 pm

Shit, can republican women be any MORE than walking STD ads?!

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 4:44 pm

Walking ads for cosmetic surgeries, forced smiles, and Tiffany's?

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 4:05 pm

I actually have little poem for Ms. Cassandra Wright-Supremacist, I think she'll appreciate it:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Go fuck yourself.

Seriously.

Eve8Apples December 20, 2011 at 4:24 pm

"Maybe if “college education” doesn’t work out so well for Cassie, she can write racist children’s books?"

Cassie's not much for writin' or readin' books, but I believe she is destined to occupy the Texas Governor's Mansion one day.

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 4:29 pm

She was just blowing off steam because she's not been doing so well in her African-American Studies class.

Eve8Apples December 20, 2011 at 4:35 pm

The President was a Texas Honky.

He loved to fuck a drunken donkey.

HELLLLLL YEEAAAHHH BABY!

You can send my Pulitzer to Eve c/o Wonkette.

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 4:43 pm

The Asian student probably gets more education from watching ANTM episodes than he would setting in a class at the average TX college.

rickmaci December 20, 2011 at 4:48 pm

I'm sure she's sitting around in Austin saying to herself: "WTF? We talk like that at home all the time. Everyone at the last state Republican convention was telling that joke. Why are they picking on me?"

chascates December 20, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Her twitter feed is now 'protected' so only confirmed followers can have access but here's the brainy blonde's pic: http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1454318327/Twi

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 5:58 pm

Her twitter feed is now 'protected'

The FB photos though? Not yet!

[Miserable twat went to fucking China. Obviously the whole, "travel broadens ones horizons" is a bald-faced lie.]

owhatever December 20, 2011 at 5:24 pm

For Xmas, Cassie wants another long black dildo.

__kth__ December 20, 2011 at 6:04 pm

She's probably auditioning to be the Ann Coulter/Monica Crowley of the 2020s. Flashing her beaver at Bill Maher would fairly well guarantee her the inside track (if she's asking me for career advice).

ttommyunger December 21, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Or sending him a scratch n sniff Xmas Card.

soojank December 20, 2011 at 8:34 pm

ugh, I just went to this bitch's twitter page and i literally couldn't look at for more than ten seconds.

and then i thought, well, at least now that everyone knows she's inconsiderate, racist, dumb and close minded no one will want to hire her… wait never mind, people are hired to be all the above. i'm done with this planet.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:00 pm

There once was a racist young lassie
Who went by the name of Cassie
In Texas she's bright
Anywhere else, she's a blight
And all of her twitters are assy.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:04 pm

"she was studying in the library while “the Asian guy next to me is watching America’s Next Top Model episodes on his laptop”.

When a commenter asked what being Asian had to with it, Wright responded:

“Because Asians study a lot…"

OK, this doesn't even make sense within the context of racism.
Little Miss Snot is annoyed because a member of a racial minority is NOT acting in accordance with her stereotype of them?
Are we supposed to believe that if the Asian guy had been studying and/or doing laundry and/or practicing martial arts, she would have been OK with that?

Manhattan123 December 20, 2011 at 9:14 pm

Ah, Texas. Keeping Florida from being the bat-shittiest place in the USA for at least 200 years.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Poor Cassie never quite got over Lance Leaks turning her down in favor of the First Lady.

horsedreamer_1 December 21, 2011 at 12:47 am

Ricky Williams needs to give this doll a lesson on smoking, & which drugs apply.

Negropolis December 21, 2011 at 1:54 am

College Texas Republican

Honestly, nothing else needs to follow that. That's like the entire thread, right there.

Oh, and as a college Republican, she must know, intimately, that crack is smoked, not snorted.

Negropolis December 21, 2011 at 3:43 am

So, how many black dudes has she let run through her?

There once was a girl from UT,
And it burned whenever she peed…

pinkocommi December 21, 2011 at 4:14 am

Ms. Wright is so very, very wrong.

ttommyunger December 21, 2011 at 1:14 pm

I know you're frustrated, Cassie, but you'll never get your bell rung right fucking Conservatives and ignorance is a total cock-block for Liberals soooooo, I guess you're out of luck. Good luck with that job application to Fox.

tessiee December 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm

That cunt.

nounverb911 December 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm

I'm no poet
and I know it.

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm

it didn't bother me so much when i lived in SD. maybe the many attractive Hispanic women distracted me.

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm

i'm with you there.

flamingpdog December 20, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Does "gtfo" rhyme with anything besides "gitmo"?

Geminisunmars December 20, 2011 at 1:50 pm

shit mo?

elviouslyqueer December 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Ode, ode, ode.

OneDollarJuana December 20, 2011 at 2:02 pm

To the ear, melodious
To the soul, odious

poncho_pilot December 20, 2011 at 2:03 pm

change that s to a $ and we might have a winner.

fuflans December 20, 2011 at 2:22 pm

well yes but everyone thinks you're bad.

i just get dumb.

V572 the Merciless December 20, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Thank you!

ShaveTheWhales December 21, 2011 at 1:08 am

But that would imply a cycle and a violation of the transitivity of hatefulness which means your assumption of finiteness must be wrong.

There are an unlimited number of the motherfuckers.

AlterNewt December 25, 2011 at 3:09 pm

They distract me all the time.

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