HE JUST LOVES THE CONSTITUTION SO DARN MUCH  3:03 pm December 19, 2011

Racist Teabagger Calls For Assassination of Entire Obama Family

by Kaia Mursi

Really giving the Manson family a bad name!They just don’t come more charming than Southern California Tea Party knob and failed local politician Jules Manson, previously known for not being elected as a councilman for the City of Carson and also for posting Obama=Hitler pictures. Jules Manson was not done with his Internet fame, however. Because now he has issued a CALL FOR OBAMA’S ASSASSINATION, on Facebook, because the Constitution demands it, that’s why.

Barack Obama just signed the National Defense Authorization Act, which has enraged Americans still concerned about civil liberties while also causing people like Manson to declare Facebook civil war. The post, since deleted but captured by bloggers, includes the important call to “assassinate the fucken nigger and his monkey children.”

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AlterNewt December 20, 2011 at 12:03 am

I think there are laws about this sort of thing.

PrimlyStable December 20, 2011 at 12:11 am

I have some vague recollection of an eight-year period where it was considered treason merely to disagree with the president's policies, so I'm pretty sure threatening to kill him and his children (though not Michelle – maybe he likes her?) MUST be against one law or another, yes.

Baconzgood December 20, 2011 at 8:39 am

PAST PRECIDENT LIBEL!!!!!!!!

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 9:23 am

PAST PRESIDENT LIBEL, ALSO TOO!

AlterNewt December 20, 2011 at 8:51 am

Then again…'laws'….

So quaint.

Baconzgood December 20, 2011 at 9:14 am

Not related to this post

You still have the most awsomest avatar EVAR!!!!!!!

AlterNewt December 20, 2011 at 11:32 am

Much too kind.

yrbmegr December 20, 2011 at 8:53 am

We have laws? What will they think of next?

Terry December 20, 2011 at 11:01 am

There is also a group of serious people called the Secret Service, who are being kept very very busy these days in insane bastards like this guy.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Obviously those laws would have to be a direct contradiction of this poor man's First Amendment Rights.

Loaded_Pants December 20, 2011 at 3:12 pm

And his 2nd Amendment "solution" as well..

mavenmaven December 20, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Those laws only apply to leftists, as you know, right wingers are the "real merkins" and thus they must be ok when they say things like this "in defense of the constitution" even if they blow up buildings or murder people.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 3:02 pm

18 USC 871 spells out pretty clearly the penalties to be imposed on those who threaten the life of ANYONE in the line of succession to the Presidency. Those who delight on fantasizing what they would like to do to former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, should read it and be grateful that Ms. Pelosi was nowhere near as vindictive as Bush or Cheney.

PS: Tell me if I'm not making sense. I might have taken too many pills today.

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm

You are making scary good sense.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 5:01 pm

As in, "you've obviously taken so many pills that it's scary you're making sense at all," or wut?

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 10:31 pm

No, just that very few things make any sense, so when something comes across clear as crystal, it's scary.

insidebeltway December 20, 2011 at 5:43 pm

It's already been referred to the AUSA.

flamingpdog December 20, 2011 at 11:48 pm

You made perfectly good sense, but your post made no reference to tits, dicks, or poop, so I do have to wonder if you realized you were posting your comment to teh Wonkette.

PalinzADummy December 21, 2011 at 12:51 am

Oh, pdog, you so crazy!

Limeylizzie December 20, 2011 at 12:03 am

But they're not racist , right? Fucking bastard.

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 9:13 am

The GOP the party of hate.

DemmeFatale December 20, 2011 at 10:55 am

Hey Lizzie, at least you can spell "fucking!"

Limeylizzie December 20, 2011 at 10:59 am

Spell it? I can even do it!

Lascauxcaveman December 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Erm… what is they say on the internets, these days?

"Pix or it didn't happen"?

slowhansolo December 20, 2011 at 11:47 am

Extremism in pursuit of purity is no vice, and they who hide behind a monitor also serve. Or something…

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm

This isn't an example of having mature discussion about race issues in America?

gullywompr December 20, 2011 at 12:04 am

Hey come on, he's a Paultard, not a racist, obvs.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 9:09 am

A Paultard might be racist? Next thing you'll be telling me water might be wet.

Troubledog December 20, 2011 at 12:05 am

At least he didn't call him a Harvard lawyer. That would have been going too far.

NorthStarSpanx December 20, 2011 at 8:38 am

Or ask to see the transcripts. Because we'll take Sarah Palin's word for it that transferring to half a dozen schools in seven years still enabled her to graduate with nothing but a bachelors on a matter she doesn't have a fundamental understanding of.

PuckStopsHere December 20, 2011 at 12:06 am

If I were the President, I would definitely de-friend this guy forthwith. Oh, and call the Secret Service. Yeah, I would do that, too. Or, I would put the domestic terrorist provisions of the Defense Authorization Act which I just signed to the test and send the Army out to arrest him and detain him for, well, an indefinite period of time; in which "an indefinite period" would be long.

Barrelhse December 20, 2011 at 9:06 am

What's the point in passing Draconian laws if you don't even enforce them? Jeesh.

Swampgas_Man December 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Yeah, that's the part I don't get about NDAA; if this law is soooo draconian, why aren't the jackboots kicking in door as we speak? Just like the Gestapo, never around when you want them.

GhostBuggy December 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Well, the governments that are really good at it can do it in the middle of the night with the rest of us none-the-wiser, so it COULD be happening. Although, the number of assholes on my street alone not suddenly disappearing does not give me great confidence that this is happening.

Texan_Bulldog December 20, 2011 at 12:09 am

So nice of him to not spell out the 'f' word. I'm pretty sure that means he was just kidding and is *sorry* if anyone took offense.

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 9:02 am

"I'm sorry if calling two innocent girls monkeys and threatening to kill them offends you".

Baconzgood December 20, 2011 at 9:04 am

"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my statements".

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Some of my best friends are fucking monkeys.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Meh, some of my best friends are fucking boyfriends/girlfriends who I think are even less attractive then monkeys, but it's their life, yknow?

horsedreamer_1 December 20, 2011 at 7:17 pm

You're John Lennon?

PrimlyStable December 20, 2011 at 12:09 am

I'm reminded of that West Wing episode where Leo mockingly notes that "the people in [Wingnut's] district are so patriotic that if the President of the United States himself were to show up, they'd kill him."

yrbmegr December 20, 2011 at 8:56 am

They thought it was funny, too.

gullywompr December 20, 2011 at 12:10 am

His Facebook response to the whole unfair slandering of his views is as follows:

"Once you have taken the position that anyone should be imprisoned for careless emotionally driven remarks that had no real substance, you deserve what your government has become."

Tell it to the judge, Manson.

Baconzgood December 20, 2011 at 9:06 am

Yes. Why should I be responsible for what I say or do. Just like that time I got frustrated and beat my wife.

Redhead December 20, 2011 at 9:39 am

She totally had it coming for not saying "Green Balloons!" before she passed out. Oh wait, that was my mistress. But I'm sure my wife had it coming too.

GunToting[Redacted] December 20, 2011 at 9:49 am

Is OK. President Gingritch will send them all off to Gitmo before this guy goes to trial.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Yeah, because we all know that careless, emotionally driven remarks like, "Don't retreat, reload" *never* have real life consequences, amirite?

MaxUdargo December 20, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Back off, people. Manson is a hard name to live up to.

OhNoGuy December 21, 2011 at 9:24 pm

I think the literal translation of this is "I'm a dick, what do you expect."

Is that close?

SudsMcKenzie December 20, 2011 at 12:11 am

Wheew, a new post. I thought SOPA had already kicked in.

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 12:13 am

Right now, roughly 30% of Iowa Republicans are thinking, "Sure, Manson's a little unpolished, but at least he's not Mitt!"

Limeylizzie December 20, 2011 at 12:16 am

Probably not too far from the truth.

Nostrildamus December 20, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Not a mitt, but a catcher.

Dashboard_Jesus December 21, 2011 at 12:39 am

fucking WIN! of the month

OkieDokieDog December 20, 2011 at 12:13 am

I see a bright future for him… hopefully peeling potatoes in the pokey forever and ever.

yrbmegr December 20, 2011 at 8:57 am

Or as king of Orange County.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 5:05 pm

Much too good. Swabbing out terlets in the pokey. Forever and ever and ever.

owhatever December 20, 2011 at 12:15 am

Hey, Jules. Have any of the voices in your head yet told you that you are crazy?

flamingpdog December 20, 2011 at 12:16 am

I thought they already had all the Manson family members locked up.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Not enough, apparently. His brother comments on his blog too. If he *has* a brother, wink, wink, nudge.

privatejoker77 December 20, 2011 at 12:17 am

I just don't want to live on this planet anymore. Or at the least, I'd like to live on an island, a small island, with lots of beer.

SudsMcKenzie December 20, 2011 at 8:48 am

I already do, and believe me this is still depressing.

p.s. you might want more than just beer.

Happy Holidays

starfanglednut December 20, 2011 at 10:47 am

I have seriously been looking into emigrating to New Zealand. They're actually recruiting environmental scientists.

flamingpdog December 20, 2011 at 12:16 pm

10 sheep for every person in New Zealand. What could be better?

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

But what do we do about all the orcs?

jqheywood December 20, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Not to mention the elves…seriously annoying, they are.

Dashboard_Jesus December 21, 2011 at 12:40 am

go for it nut, you too can be a Hobbit, or at least an Orc!

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Beer, wine, scotch, heroin, I ain't fussy. Just FAR away enough from these maroons that I never have to see/hear of/from ever again.

Baconzgood December 20, 2011 at 8:37 am

"assassinate the fucken nigger and his monkey children"

Hmmph. Nothing racist or threatening about that. "Assassinate the fucken nigger and his monkey children" still means "donate kittens and old sweaters to orphans in his name" right?

Lascauxcaveman December 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Words have meanings, I'm told. And thanks for straightening that one out.

NorthStarSpanx December 20, 2011 at 8:41 am

Sooooo, he's a creationist or evolutionist? If man could not possibly have evolved from monkey's, how could Obama and his family be primitive primates? His science and logic is hard to follow.

GregComlish December 20, 2011 at 9:16 am

God just works in mysterious ways. And by mysterious, I mean "working through a series of contrived, ever-shifting, convenient rationales".

Nostrildamus December 20, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Starbursts for that!

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Rich Lowry on line 2.

GunToting[Redacted] December 20, 2011 at 10:30 am

That would imply that he considers Obama and his children to be human. If they are not the same species as him, he can call them whatever he wants! See, morals.

Baconzgood December 20, 2011 at 8:42 am

Leave it to the lib-tards to totally take this out of context…

bosfaninva December 20, 2011 at 11:53 am

Assuming this is not some sort of parody of a teabagger, perhaps you can tell us what the correct context is, Cletus?

spudgun December 20, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Chillax, Good Sir Baconz is one of us. He is joking and now you've spoiled the funny.

Hmph! ;-)

Baconzgood December 20, 2011 at 4:03 pm

It's ok I can field this.

If you take it in the proper context (i.e racist douche-baggery) then it's a perfectly valid statement.

BornInATrailer December 20, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Unintentional comedy, ahoy!

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 8:42 am

Standard Republican Teabagger racist.These people came out of the wood work as soon as a black man was elected .Where were they for 8 years while GW Bush ran the country into the ground?Now that they have a little power it seems they no longer try to hide their evil hatred.

JustPixelz December 20, 2011 at 10:11 am

For a while I carried nitroglycerin tablets which can stop a heart attack. It's a prescription and I'm not a doctor. So if I saw someone having a heart attack I'd face a legal versus moral dilemma: give the nitro which is illegal but saves a life, or obey the law and let someone die. Either action is justifiable. But I had to admit that if Dubya — who I despise — was having the heart attack, I'd give him the stupid pill.

So when vile assholes like Jules Manson cavalierly call for assassination (and insult two girls at the same time), I realize the wingers are infused with a hatred I can't match. And they undoubtedly claim to be pro-life and love Jesus at the same time.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm

See. You wouldn't have that moral dilemma with Dick Cheney. He has no heart.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

^^
^
OK, you guys, awesome moral dilemma:
You're walking along the beach on vacation with your nifty new digital camera. You see Bush/Cheney/this asshole Manson drowning. It's obvious that the next wave is going to pull them far beyond your reach. Do you:
– take the picture in color, or
– go with the more artsy black and white?

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 5:11 pm

Tsk! EVERYbody who has a camera or knows someone who has one has alreddy heard that!

NorthStarSpanx December 20, 2011 at 8:43 am

Oh, and that's some manly name there Jules. . .Charles may have been a delusional whackjob narcissist, but at least he had a man's name.

Barrelhse December 20, 2011 at 9:13 am

I wonder if the kids at school called him "Family" instead of "Jules". I know I would have.

(As in "Family Jules", not Manson Family)

Swampgas_Man December 20, 2011 at 12:10 pm

I always refer to him as Smilin' Chuckie, as a mark of respect.

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 8:44 am

This is why Obama needs to win another term, it will make all these awful fuck's heads assplode. Also, maybe it will jab Mozilla in to adding him to fucking spell check already.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 9:11 am

They have Obama in the spellcheck now – of the latest version. If you don't upgrade, your spellcheck doesn't, apparently.

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 8:47 am

Want an idea of how twisted and sociopathic this hate carbunkle is? The toadstool of a site that bears his odious name is not only still up, but is also apparently still being 'moderated.'

And though a blunt force trauma post by one Yooser O'Fowles last night did not make it through, perhaps some more nuanced vitriol could. Unleash the creative power of teh Wonket!

not that Dewey December 20, 2011 at 9:06 am

You, sir, are foul.

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 9:27 am

Surreptitious posting? I don't know.

I mean here at Wonket, we tolerate almost anything, but not that, do we?

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 9:45 am

Not to tolerate complete freedom of posting would be simply retar… deadly.

not that Dewey December 20, 2011 at 10:04 am

Ever since the Paultard Dating Site Incident, moderators have been on guard for just such an assault. They don't want a band of commie vulgarians to show up and usurp the fools' thread.

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 10:08 am

"Once you have taken the position that anyone should be downfisted for careless emotionally driven dates with Paultards that had no real substance, you deserve what your pee has become."

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 10:33 am

Paultard dating site incident? Either I've forgotten or missed it.

GunToting[Redacted] December 20, 2011 at 10:32 am

I thought Wonkette did not allow posting.

Generation[redacted] December 20, 2011 at 10:53 am

Only by paid Soros operatives, in good standing with the union.

weejee December 20, 2011 at 9:06 am

May your post take wings!

Doktor Zoom December 20, 2011 at 9:15 am

Owls is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 5:34 pm

Dok? You're a Dok. You tell me: why for that damn Georgeya talk so funny like dat? Was it a real honest-to-goodness-organic-damage-issue, or just drugs?

Biff December 20, 2011 at 12:28 pm

From his site:

I live in and proudly own a modest mobile home in a Carson mobile home park.

Also, mechanical engineer. He's obviously managed his higher than average income well.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:38 pm

A "modest" mobile home, yet!
Not even one of the nicer trailers (and there actually are such things), but a *shitty* trailer!
Well, I for one am impressed.

johnnymeatworth December 20, 2011 at 8:52 am

Typical Manson–he won't kill anybody himself, but instead exhorts his "family" to do it for him….

Biff December 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm

While telling them to "do something witchy".

valgal2342 December 20, 2011 at 8:52 am

Book him Dan-o.

BornInATrailer December 20, 2011 at 8:58 am

Racist!?!? People, context.

EDIT: GD it, bacon.

Baconzgood December 20, 2011 at 9:08 am

Sorry. It was the right wing cookie cutter response. We all knew it was comming.

BornInATrailer December 20, 2011 at 9:10 am

It is OK. It is the holidays AND an election season, so the cookie cutters are out everywhere.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Red and green sugar sprinkes ftw! $: – 9

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 8:59 am

GOP world domination Master plan:Combine the DNA of Sean Hannity & Ann Coulter in a lab to create the Anti-Christ.They have to do it in a lab because even Sean can't stomach actually touching her.

HarryButtle December 20, 2011 at 11:36 am

It's not that Sean can't stomach actually touching her, it's that pesky cock of hers…it keeps getting in the way every time he tries to impregnate her.

Biff December 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Thankfully, such human/animal hybrids are always sterile due to uneven numbers of chromosomes.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm

"They have to do it in a lab because even Sean can't stomach actually touching her."

They have to do it in a lab because, no matter how many times they explain how "fertilization" is achieved, Ann persists in bending Sean over a table and ass-raping him…
They have to do it in a lab because finding a room that would accommodate both his head and her neck would require changing the laws of physics…
They have to do it in a lab because, let's face it, even the strongest duct tape can be strained to the breaking point…

freakishlywrong December 20, 2011 at 9:00 am

Seriously though, how do they keep those cute little girls from all this hate? Remember that little kid that asked him why people hate him so much? And these assholes self-identify as Xtians? Shame.

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Christianity != Jesus' teachings.

Much sanity will return to your world when you realize this.

Rosie_Scenario December 20, 2011 at 9:03 am

He's not nearly as polite as he brother, Charles.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Not as good-looking, either.

NewtsUndies December 20, 2011 at 9:07 am

I'm going to take the high road here and say let's not have him arrested. In his moronic, two brain cells to rub together way, this man is expressing his extreme anger at the gutting of the constitution. He's just blowing off steam and doesn't literally mean it and it's a refusal to see that that leads to things like TSA assholes completely flipping out over what is obviously a joke about having a bomb or whatever. Yes, you're stupid if you make such a joke at the airport but only because one should know that the TSA is staffed by brain dead goats high on their power and sense of entitlement. So let him go. I'm just as mad about this law as he is but I know I would not refer to Obama's race, would certainly know how to spell 'fucking' and would stop at hoping a tree fell on his head.

SorosBot December 20, 2011 at 9:13 am

And that justifies using the n-word, and calling for the assassination of the President – and his young children? No, that is not "jut blowing off steam". Go fuck yourself you prick.

LeAlbatross December 20, 2011 at 9:30 am

This. Your "high road" sucks.

DarwinianDemon December 20, 2011 at 3:32 pm

Who doesn't blow off steam by threatening to murder children?

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Bush administration war authorization for example.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 5:58 pm

I don't, because I am noble and walk in the paths of righteousness, love, and peace. Also, because I don't know any children that I personally dislike, so I prefer to blow off steam by threatening to murder my heinous ex-boss.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:44 pm

In his moronic, two brain cells to rub together way, this man is expressing his extreme anger at the gutting of the constitution by someone other than Bush, who, on top of that, even has the nerve to be black.

ftfy

DarwinianDemon December 20, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Yeah he's just blowing off steam…that's why he doubled down on his comments.

High Road!!!

GregComlish December 20, 2011 at 9:07 am

Nobody in the Tea Party would ever call for violence!

Doktor Zoom December 20, 2011 at 9:13 am

He is clearly a left-wing plant operating clandestinely for the last godknowshowevermany years.

Biff December 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm

I've heard of the mythical Manchurian Paultard, but always thought it was just that, a myth…

horsedreamer_1 December 20, 2011 at 7:21 pm

The Donnie Brasco of Wingnuttia.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Apparently, some of the teabaggers and Paultards over at his FB are claiming just exactly that.

When reality outdoes satire, where's the profit in being a satirist?

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Another example of the Democratic Plantation!

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Yeah, but only because their mouths are full, and that's bad manners.

weejee December 20, 2011 at 9:09 am

Jules is going all helter skelter.

♪♫ When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
And I stop and I turn and then I go for a ride
And I get to the bottom and I see you again, yeh, yeh yeh ♫♪

Secret Service should be arriving at Jules joint in 3, 2, 1…

Doktor Zoom December 20, 2011 at 9:10 am

With a name like Manson, it's GOT to be good.

GregComlish December 20, 2011 at 9:11 am

Looks like somebody wants a free trip to Cuba!

memzilla December 20, 2011 at 9:11 am

*knock knock*

Q: "Who's there?"

A: "Secret Service."

Q: "Secret Service OW! Aaaargh!" *thump*

A: "Ve vill ask der qvestions here, schweinhund!"

Biel_ze_Bubba December 20, 2011 at 9:11 am

Where does this hateful fuckwit live, that he doesn't get punched in the nose every couple of hours?

Biff December 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm

By his own admission, in a trailer park in Carson.

Biel_ze_Bubba December 20, 2011 at 10:31 pm

One of those all-white trailer parks, where all the denizens are racist fuckwits stridently opposed to taxing billionaires? I didn't know California had those.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:48 pm

"Where does this hateful fuckwit live"

At first, I quickly read it as "South Carolina", but believe it or not, it's actually Southern California.

Whattya know. Something disgusting that South Carolina actually had nothing to do with.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm

I have a feeling he'll be showing up in a modest trailer in your neighborhood, and perhaps sooner than he expects.

MzNicky December 20, 2011 at 9:15 am

"assassinate the fucken nigger and his monkey children" (God how I hated to even cut and paste that) — So, he'll spare our FLOTUS? Awful white of him, as they say down here in Dixie.

Stupid fucking asshole can't even spell "fuckin'" right. Asshole.

Limeylizzie December 20, 2011 at 9:19 am

Carson, CA in a mobile park, really I checked out his website. I also posted vitriol on his FB page.

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Go lizzie!

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:35 pm

Right after the elections when I was high on nothing more than hope and happy, I wandered over to some of the RWNJ sites to see how they were taking things. I expected tears, rage, threats, sadness. What I didn't expect, and was sadly unprepared for was the degree of unhinged hatred expressed. At Maulkin's, AtlasJuggz, DeadState, etc., grown human males were sitting around expressing fantasies of raping and torturing and killing the wife and children of our current President. I have never felt so utterly sickened and degraded before or since by a look under the simmering lid of the melting pot. Recall, the man had not yet served a single day in office, and any opinions of him, at that point, were pure speculation. Yet, some people were so incensed by those speculations that they could contemplate committing multiple crimes as a worthwhile response.

MzNicky December 20, 2011 at 7:54 pm

PaD, this is exactly why I finally quit reading and posting at my local "newspaper"'s online site. At first, I entertained the fantasy that, by joining my relatively calm voice with those of the scant other liberals, we might, over time, with perseverance, and by using rational discourse, make at least minor inroads into the prevailing pig-ignorant, appallingly stupid, and unspeakably hateful mindset that was predominant. Sadly, no. There is simply no way to deal on an intelligent humane level with some of these people. My hope is that Hopey has now learned this as well, and will fucking kick ass in his second term, as he should have in his first.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 8:43 pm

From your lips to Michelle's ears (I suspect she's the only one Our Hopey listens to).

anniegetyerfun December 20, 2011 at 9:15 am

I sincerely hope that his account was hacked. That's a nice as I can be for today.

FakaktaSouth December 20, 2011 at 9:19 am

The most racist thing I saw on fb for the keeping Christ in Christmas season, was from a twat I don't know posting on a post of a post about having an Obama ornament "cause that's the only legal way to string him up in a tree." MERRY FUCKEN CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!!!

Chet Kincaid December 20, 2011 at 9:27 am

That's why I stay away from Facebook. It is of the devil.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Yadda yadda, "the banality of evil"?

doloras December 20, 2011 at 6:18 pm

More like the evil of banality.

ShaveTheWhales December 20, 2011 at 11:45 pm

The banality of banality.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm

Really makes you proud to know that we live in a post-racial America.

GregComlish December 20, 2011 at 9:23 am

"Turn the other cheek? Fuck that!"

Gold I tell ya! Solid Gold!

Tundra Grifter December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Isn't that what Gov. Perry's "friend" said?

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 9:24 am

He's clearly a liberal topiary, who unsuccessfully ran for Congress as a teabagger in order to gain just enough cachet that he would look like a teabagger when he made these racist threats on facebook. Even though in the intervening time the teabag party has done a pretty good job discrediting itself on its own.

That's clearly the most likely possibility, because we all know that the teabag party has no racists in its midst, and certainly none who are prone to threats and outbursts of violence against those they oppose, politically.

Anyway, tl;dr, liberal hydrangea.

Chet Kincaid December 20, 2011 at 9:35 am

Although I have been following you for ages, I have forgotten what your name used to be…what was it again? (Sloughing off brain cells by the minute…)

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 9:43 am

Ha, that's actually kinda funny, since my original default name totally derived from a throw-away Simpsons "whats-his-name" moment too. And in fact my IRL name is neither Joe, nor Bob Dole, furthermore, also.

Chet Kincaid December 20, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Ah, OK, now I got ya pegged. (Consults Hoover-esque files…) Multi-racial, New Yorker, Ivy Leaguer, mildly autistic?

Negligently_Joe December 20, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Three out of four ain't bad; my school was a tad small and Quaker to be an Ivy. On the upside, it means we weren't founded with opium money! As far as I'm aware!

Barb December 20, 2011 at 9:25 am

No, no, no! This is not what I wanted to see this morning. What the hell is wrong with these people?

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 11:02 am

See, when a fundamentalist Christian that believes in low taxes and racial purity means another fundamentalist Christian of the opposite sex that believes in prayer and sanctity of household fall in love…

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:52 pm

"What the hell is wrong with these people?"

They're both stupid and evil. It's an extremely unpleasant and destructive combination.

OhNoGuy December 21, 2011 at 9:51 pm

Everything, Barb, everything.

Goonemeritus December 20, 2011 at 9:26 am

The only way to protect freedom and democracy is to kill anyone who doesn’t have exactly the same views. —- The Tea Party is getting a little screechy; I think it’s high time we start treating them like we treat Illinois Nazi’s.

Chet Kincaid December 20, 2011 at 9:26 am

He's doing it wrong!! Assassinate the phony, crypto-right wing fraud and his corporate bagmen!!!

sbj1964 December 20, 2011 at 9:29 am

The Tea party only exist because some Republicans think the GOP is to warm,and Fuzzy.Like how Skinheads think the Klu Klux Klan is to liberal.

GregComlish December 20, 2011 at 9:30 am

The thing is, if you take away the disgusting racism, and the violence, and the lawlessness, and his attempt to corrupt juries, and the paranoia, and his singular focus on the Democrats when tons of Republicans supported the NDAA, and any other teabagger bullshit that I have overlooked in this delineation, and then you focus exclusively on his opposition to the controversial provisions of the 2012 National Defense Authorization Act, then I agree with the guy regarding that Act of Congress.

Dashboard Buddha December 20, 2011 at 9:36 am

I have to agree. My heart sank when I saw that Barry was going to support the NDAA.

But then, I don't think he should be killed for it.

Redhead December 20, 2011 at 9:42 am

Yeah. I mean I disagreed with a LOT of what Bush supported, from the Patriot Act to about 92834729837492837492837429387 other things. And I would have certainly applauded an early retirement on his part (well, if he took Cheney with him). But I never said hey y'all let's go kill him!

I let the bicycles and pretzels take care of that. (Kidding!)

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm

I never actually said "let's go kill him", if for no other reason than I don't care to spend what's left of my life getting waterboarded in prison, but if he'd *wink* died in his sleep? I wouldn't shed a fucking tear.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 2:58 pm

I think you'd be hard put indeed to find a person who'd shed a tear upon hearing of Junior's demise. But I definitely don't recall people regularly suggesting that we kill the former President as a solution to all the ills he inflicted on the country, despite the fact that most of our problems, even today, are attributable to that worthless schmuck's acts and policies. I don't recall hearing DAILY threats against him, his children, his life, and his safety.

OhNoGuy December 21, 2011 at 9:55 pm

You DO notice that HE doesn't go hunting with Chaney.

anniegetyerfun December 20, 2011 at 9:31 am

An angry backlash quickly ensued, and Manson, 48, toned down the vile rhetoric Monday while defending his right to spew hate.

"Once you have taken the position that anyone should be imprisoned for careless emotionally driven remarks that had no real substance, you deserve what your government has become," he wrote in the new Facebook post.

"All I can really say is to be careful what you wish for because setting such a precedence can come back to bite you," he warned.

Yup, that's the "teachable moment" here. People get mad at you for being a horrible racist, and you reply that the reaction proves that you are a persecuted hero in a 1984-like society.

Kaia Mursi December 20, 2011 at 9:54 am

Where is he tenured, again?

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Really? He was imprisoned? Government troops kicked down the door of his *snicker* modest trailer, pepper sprayed him in the face, and dragged him off to prison? I guess I missed that part. I just read the part where he used his freedom of speech to say some horrible things, and other people used *their* freedom of speech to chastise him for saying horrible things. Granted my social studies classes were a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure that's what freedom of speech means.

qwerty42 December 20, 2011 at 9:37 am

Wow. I'll bet Mr Manson's life is about to get a good deal more … uh … complicated. Since he would seem to be a racist, delusional paranoid, he may not actually notice the difference. Will he next declare himself to be a "sovereign citizen" and threaten the police, Secret Service and judges? Christmas should be loads of fun at the Manson household.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm

"Christmas should be loads of fun at the Manson household."

I have to say, this sentence would be not nearly so awesome if the racist scumbag's name were Smith, Jones, or (teehee) Brown.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:58 pm

Entirely OT in an opiate-induced sorta way, but "teehee char rebong" is a popular and tasty dish among the Peranakan Chinese of Southeast Asia (or Nan Yang, for those of a sinocentric bent). Pig's lungs.

Redhead December 20, 2011 at 9:40 am

THIS guy is calling OTHER people psychopaths?

I love you Wonkette, really I do… but sometimes lately you just make me want to cry. I feel like a Repugnicant's wife.

Gomez571 December 20, 2011 at 9:41 am

If you compare a picture of this prick with the President, based on melanin level, this guy is the brown one, with crazy eyes.

Captain_Klutz December 20, 2011 at 9:46 am

Seems a pleasant fellow–except for the putrid bile he is expectorating, oh and, the obvious Federal offense he committed Just another day in Wingnut town . . ..

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Upfisted solely for having a Don Martin drawing as your avatar. Fwibidip!

elviouslyqueer December 20, 2011 at 9:47 am

Wow. Looks like somebody is in sore need of extradition to Pyongyang, stat.

neiltheblaze December 20, 2011 at 9:52 am

What a charmer. I hope he finds his visit from the Secret Service to be equally charming.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:02 pm

Apparently, according to the NYDailyNews, he did.

Dashboard Buddha December 20, 2011 at 9:52 am

And somewhere in Corcoran State Prison, Chuck is thinking, "damn dude…switch to decaf. Fuck…am I related to this ass?"

prommie December 20, 2011 at 9:52 am

The President is fukken near.

Nothingisamiss December 20, 2011 at 10:31 am

Ok, FTW.

Really, Prommie, it's hard to outdo yourself…….

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 9:55 am

I once said "Christians of the world, it is YOUR responsibility to rein in the prejudices of these horrible people in Topeka, that sully your religion's name." Quite frankly, I am too busy saving the world to have to figure out which Christians to trust.

That said, here's a big ole "Fuck you too, you lying teabaggers who say you're not racist. Clean your goddamn house out before coming to the next meeting."

cheetojeebus December 20, 2011 at 9:57 am

"Is it safe?"

"Is it safe?"

Brrrrzzzzzzz…
<blood curdling scream>

"Is it safe?"

WinterOuthouse December 20, 2011 at 10:12 am

Manson? . . . Manson? Why is that name so familiar to me?

Ayn Rand Paul Tard December 20, 2011 at 10:35 am

I bet he's a family man too!

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:03 pm

He sure has a lot of those ol' Fambly Valyooz.

KeepFnThatChicken December 20, 2011 at 11:07 am

Funny, but Charles "Tex" Watson has four children. Now that's clearly no relation, but they were all conceived while he was in the joint.

I'd say the corollary we walk away with is that you can murder people and still get normal (i.e., not prison rape) sex.

carlgt1 December 20, 2011 at 10:16 am

looks like we locked up the wrong Manson long ago?

Chet Kincaid December 20, 2011 at 1:47 pm

No, that one was an explicit racist who incited murder also.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:04 pm

In all the sex-glam-hollywood-drama of the Manson family, Amurkkka forgets that they were not hippies but fascistic little fucks who were trying to start the Next Great Racial Holy War.

OhNoGuy December 21, 2011 at 10:02 pm

" fascistic little fucks who were trying to start the Next Great Racial Holy War."

Teabagger is, I believe, the term you're groping for.

MozakiBlocks December 20, 2011 at 10:20 am

This guy even looks like a racist troll. I volunteer to waterboard his ass.

OhNoGuy December 21, 2011 at 10:04 pm

AND HIS HEAD, TWO!!

(caps and "two" are ironic)

BZ1 December 20, 2011 at 10:24 am

"Who's that knockin' at my door?" (my apologies to Men at Work, but I hope it's the Secret Service …)

Ayn Rand Paul Tard December 20, 2011 at 10:35 am

Hey, M@W are the ones who owe us an apology (if nothing else for bringing 'Vegemite' into common use), but point taken.

Beowoof December 20, 2011 at 10:28 am

All he needs is to add a Charlie style swastika to his forehead, then sane people would know him for what he is.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 2:09 pm

"then sane people would know him for what he is"

I think his exercise of "freedom of speech" in his charming Facebook posts took care of that. That's the one thing you gotta like about guys like him, David Duke, etc. — they hold up a big, red, glaring neon STAY AWAY FROM CRAZY PERSON sign, which makes it easier for the rest of us.

OhNoGuy December 21, 2011 at 10:06 pm

"All he needs is to add a Charlie style swastika to his forehead"

give me a minute, I can find my old soldering iron and help him with that.

hagajim December 20, 2011 at 10:37 am

Is a fucken like the Kraken?

jus_wonderin December 20, 2011 at 10:38 am

Yikes. Just…yikes.

fuflans December 20, 2011 at 10:53 am

Manson, who changed his first name from Julio…

well that explains a lot.

ingloriousbytch December 20, 2011 at 10:55 am

I really want to hear that Secret Service has paid this guy a visit. I don't want to assume it, I want to see it in the news. It's time to start making an example of these fuckers.

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 12:43 pm

I would agree, except something tells me that we would be seeing a sudden rise in the sale of "Free Jules" T-shirts with his likeness on them, and the Tea Baggers would see him as a martyr and further proof that President Obama looks to take political prisoners.

ingloriousbytch December 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm

I guess you're right. Well then it looks like this is a job for us common folk.

*grabs baseball bat*

Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit like whooping some teatard ass.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:06 pm

I'll hold the stupid fuck, you do the beat-down.

Nesnora December 20, 2011 at 10:56 am

What? His shriveled, pasty rat-balls don't even have the courage of his own convictions?

OH MY THE SURPRISE IN THIS

actor212 December 20, 2011 at 10:57 am

Dude has a natural troll-face

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 11:11 am

Life expectancy of a fruit fly, but let it serve as a reminder of our War Blog(!) roots:

Strigi says:
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
December 20, 2011 at 8:07 AM

I just wanted to say that I think the communists and real racists are making something that should be the size of a matchbook car into the size of a truck. Nuts! That’s what Strigi says! Keep on fighting for Justice, Julies! Don’t let those poopyheads get you down!!1!

http://julesmanson.com/comment-page-1/#comment-33

SenileAgitation December 20, 2011 at 12:17 pm

User, I'm sorry but the correct name is Match box cars, making this entire post invalid and subject to some moderated hate speech: you must be murdered. Please! Political correctness isn't just political, it's also correct!

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 5:29 pm

You're right. Nuts!
And now I've nothing left. Nuts!

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:13 pm

Take comfort in the knowledge that a bunch of Carsoneers voted for this guy on the absent T ballot (just like a T-bone, only fattier).

user-of-owls December 20, 2011 at 7:43 pm

This dupa's from there, right? Then why don't the call the residents, "Carsonigens"?

Schmegeg December 20, 2011 at 11:22 am

Time for an extended visit with cousin Charlie

Wonderthing December 20, 2011 at 11:39 am

Oops. Was that his out-loud racism?

DaRooster December 20, 2011 at 11:45 am

So if you threaten someone's life verbally it is a Terrorist Threat (know it through a friend)… so I say we try out that new "Endless jail for Terrorists" thingy right about now.

Oh and "Jules"… I would LOVE to beat the fucking crap out of you…. RIGHT NOW FUCK STAIN!

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 2:14 pm

"So if you threaten someone's life verbally it is a Terrorist Threat (know it through a friend)… "

Yeah, a friend of mine is a high school teacher, and one of his students actually got in trouble with the law because of a comment he made on the internet *looks around paranoidly*… anyway, a comment the student made about the Virginia Tech shooting. He didn't *do* anything, never so much as touched a weapon, and didn't actually threaten anyone, as far as the version of the story I got. I guess it's only a problem if you don't specify "niggers" or "monkeys".

slowhansolo December 20, 2011 at 11:52 am

You think this is bad? There's a million more just like this lump of dung, and 20,000 of them live in my town of 20,000.

HedonismBot December 20, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I'm confused. I thought teabaggers agreed a long time ago that civil liberties are soshulist and all must be abolished (with the exception of gun rights) because, you know, 9/11 changed everything?

chascates December 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm

This guy looks like a foreigner.

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2011 at 1:52 pm

Looks like a Serbian ethnic-cleansing specialist.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:15 pm

With a name like "Jules Manson," how can he be ANYthing but a purentee, native-born?

Eve8Apples December 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm

He's polling ahead of Romney and is gaining on Gingrich. 2012 is going to be AWESOME, MAN!!!!!

Isyaignert December 20, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Typical 'bagger – can't even spell FUCKING right.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 2:15 pm

"can't even spell FUCKING right"

It stands to reason; there aren't any real life situations where this guy would ever have encountered the word "fucking".

YasserArraFeck December 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm

they refer to their favorite sexytime activity as "renting"

"fuckboy" sounds rude, after all..

Slim_Pickins December 20, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Can we add Gitmo-bound to his list of accomplishments?

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm

In a modest cell, please.

MissTaken December 20, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Bless his soon to be waterboarded heart, Julio and his little mobile home park are precious!

"Since 2007, my mobile-home park owner has taxed all homeowners $50/month for capital improvements.
Since 2008, my mobile-home park owner successfully petitioned to raise our lease rates despite the recession."
http://julesmanson.com/

succalina December 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

'Capital improvements" to trailer park is to tear the fucking thing down. And bring the first bulldozers to Jules' comfy little racist rat-fucking hole – while he sits inside.

Wonderthing December 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Oh it's quite a jolly love/hate fest over at his Facebook page, where he brags about his RACISM (his caps) and his visit from three agents of the Secret Service. This guy probably hasn't seen this much action in years. Anyway, it's quite the scene.

idmars10 December 20, 2011 at 12:52 pm

A disgrace to the 'Manson' family name.

ndisang67 December 20, 2011 at 1:59 pm

I think the secret service would visit him….You don't call for killing the president and not get a visit…

ndisang67 December 20, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Is Jules Manson a natural born citizen? looks to me like he just came over the border…

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 2:04 pm

OK, *someone* has to say it, so I'll take one for the team, here: Isn't this guy awfully olive-skinned, black-haired, and big-nosed for a white supremacist? I mean, if you're going to go on and on about yadda yadda pure blooded aryans, aren't you supposed to be blond and blue-eyed, not all swarthy like one 'a' them furriner muslin terraists?

El Pinche December 20, 2011 at 2:33 pm

He'd definitely fail the aryan litmus test.

jqheywood December 20, 2011 at 3:32 pm

You know who else wasn't a blond-haired, blue-eyed Aryan….

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Yes, I do. And no, I'm not telling.

We SO don't need another YKWE thread going on here.

LetUsBray December 20, 2011 at 9:08 pm

You know who ELSE didn't think we needed another YKWE thread…?

ShaveTheWhales December 20, 2011 at 11:52 pm

Me?

PalinzADummy December 21, 2011 at 12:41 am

OMG … not … not ShaveTheWhales!

El Pinche December 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm

From his page: "..And, I live in and proudly own a modest mobile home in a Carson mobile home park."

Oh, that explains quite a bit. I hate racist "rancheros" …our latino inbred racist hill billies .

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Oh, so this thread's not on lockdown anymore?

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Needs moar crosses burned into foreheads…

Walkinwiddaking December 20, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Let's see…his name is Manson, he lives in California and he is calling for the murder of an American family? I think I've seen this movie before. Apologies, I'm sure someone touched upon this subject already.

horsedreamer_1 December 20, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Now, Roman Polanski needs to violate a teen girl.

LetUsBray December 20, 2011 at 9:09 pm

So his apologists can go on the teevee and say it wasn't rape rape. Even though it seriously was.

horsedreamer_1 December 20, 2011 at 7:25 pm

This just goes to show — we all remain stars in the dope show.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 8:45 pm

Hey, you leave my drug usage outa this, buddy.

glamourdammerung December 20, 2011 at 7:54 pm

So now can we finally call it a pattern?

rocktonsam December 20, 2011 at 9:50 pm

his first name should have been a red flag

Troglodeity December 21, 2011 at 2:09 am

In fairness, who among us hasn't come home to our run-down trailer, looked in the mirror at our ugly, greasy, wild-eyed face, masturbated to Cassie Wright and Michelle Malkin, cranked up Rush Limbaugh, and then written a post advocating the killing of our president and his minor children?

Jadetiger79 December 21, 2011 at 3:21 am

Sadly, this guy was somewhere in my broad circle of fb 'friends', but to my dismay his page had listed him as a liberal Democrat, effectively outing himself as a plant.

Troglodeity December 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Typical liberal media exaggeration, lies and distortion to try to discredit the Tea Party!

Despite what your headline says, Tea Party leader Jules Manson did NOT call for the assassination of the "ENTIRE Obama family"! He called for the assassination merely of Barack Obama and his two children. Michelle and her mom would be spared! And their little dog too!

That is a major concession, compromise, and move towards bipartisanship for the Tea Party – but does the biased liberal media ever report that? Hennngggh?

Troglodeity December 21, 2011 at 3:46 pm

But in all seriousness:

This guy is a sick psycho and needs to be put on a 72-hour psychiatric hold. Threatening to kill the President is bad enough – a thousand times over – but his KIDS? And posting it on Facebook? WTF? He's a crazy, sick, demented loon.

guangho December 21, 2011 at 7:46 pm

I agree with the first six words he wrote and pretty much nothing else.

not that Dewey December 20, 2011 at 9:04 am

In this case, one generation is enough.

Chichikovovich December 20, 2011 at 9:43 am

Zero generations would have been even better.
(BTW – extra upfists for the nicely crafted Oliver Wendell Holmes reference.)

not that Dewey December 20, 2011 at 10:37 am

Sadly, the site is no more, but you can infer a lot from the Wonkette comments….
http://wonkette.com/409736/website-that-obviously

It was one of the funnier warblogging campaigns. I almost felt pity for the poor saps.

DemmeFatale December 20, 2011 at 11:04 am

Hilarious!
I miss some of those people.
(Shorts, where are you?)

GOPCrusher December 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm

He still has no chance of parole, but with that logic, he may get some privileges.

comrad_darkness December 20, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Funny story about that. A sense of perspective and self awareness is the first to go.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 5:55 pm

*stands in corner*

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 6:03 pm

While I certainly don't deny the three-hundred-fold (or whatever it is) increase in threats on the President's life is motivated in large part by racism, it may be worth pointing out that perhaps one reason why we didn't suggest killing Bush every time he looked at someone cross-eyed is because killing people isn't the *only* solution to problems in our repertoire.

Shorter: People like Manson *are* racist, but they're not *only* racist; they're also violent, stupid, and completely lacking in anything resembling coping skills.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:00 pm

Aww, now! (hugs the little tessiee) Don't do that!

C'mon over here where all the other bad kids are, and we'll talk.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 7:56 pm

True. I wasn't yelling at *you,* anyway. Just yelling in a "fuck, I'm just furious that this kind of shit goes on still" kinda way.

Back to my corner with my blankie and my kibble.

tessiee December 20, 2011 at 8:15 pm

"C'mon over here where all the other bad kids are"

YAY!!
Follow the leader! I call I'm the leader! Everyone has to follow me!
*punches Julie-boy Manson*

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 8:33 pm

He's getting a royal ass-kicking on FB. I am enjoying this very much, in a drugged, painful, ass-glued-to-bed sorta way. Think I'll go on Twitter and say mean things about him for a while. Make me feel better about this feckin' knee.

PalinzADummy December 20, 2011 at 8:45 pm

I am helpless with laughter and unable to battle your imposition of the well-earned sobriquet upon those than whom no one is more deserving.

PalinzADummy December 21, 2011 at 12:49 am

Whew. That's a relief. Sometimes I think I'm making perfect sense and then suddenly someone will turn to me and say, "You realize that was a hallucination, right?" And I'm all, like, "Wut?" And they're like, "Yeah that stuff you told us about your sister wanting you to put that bird in a cage? There is no bird. There is no cage. Your sister's 12,000 miles away and you haven't talked to her for a week."

So it's kind of nervous-making.

proudgrampa December 22, 2011 at 12:26 pm

Wow. Where can I get what you were taking? Sounds like some good stuff to me!

PalinzADummy December 22, 2011 at 12:59 pm

I think you might have to trade a knee. Not a good trade. I'd rather have the knee and they can keep the feckin' hallucinations. Some of them are really weird, though. I feel like I'm in a William Burroughs novel.

proudgrampa December 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Oh, man. I'm sorry. That does sound painful.

I would agree that Burroughs did an excellent job of conveying the weirdness. My favorite Burroughs quote:

“A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.”

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