FOLK ART  1:28 pm December 12, 2011

Roadside Redneck Scrabble Mostly Limited To Letters O, B, A, M, A

by Wonkette Jr.

'KENYAN SOSHULIST is a triple-wingnut-word score, probably.'It’s time to play Heartland Americuh’s greatest new game, and you sure don’t need some faggoty-ass iPad or ‘puter or ‘lectricity or no such thing. To play Roadside Wingnut Scrabble, you just need that U-Haul truck your common-law brother-in-law forgot to return. It’s still sitting on the property somewhere, probably by the road? You’re on your way to a Triple-Dingbat Score!

And there’s no need for the whole fancy liberal alphabet, neither. No sir, you just need the main letters to tell about how ‘Mericuh become socialist because of Wall Street and its gay-married Kenyan communist usurper, whatever usurper means. (Black?)

Those letters, obviously, are O, B, A, M, A and let’s see, what else you need to spell A-BOM-(Is)-NATION? Who knows, ask Cindy if she comes back from Bible Community College someday. Thanks to Wonkette spy “Vladimir B.” for documenting this important folk art somewhere on the back roads of Minnesota.

 
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El Pinche December 12, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Looks like Glenn Beck lost his chalk board.

BarackMyWorld December 12, 2011 at 1:42 pm

I cannot top this.

OneYieldRegular December 12, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Looks like Glenn Beck lost his meth lab.

dadanarchist December 12, 2011 at 3:03 pm

It's not so much that he's lost his chalkboard as he decided to branch out into different mediums.

He's also working on a series of macaroni paintings of Obama as Rameses II.

valgal2342 December 12, 2011 at 7:36 pm

FTW right off the bat. I love my Wonkette community organizers.

El Pinche December 13, 2011 at 11:16 am

warbloggers to the bone.

MrFizzy December 12, 2011 at 1:33 pm

This is one of the rides at Perry's Niggerhead Amusement Park.

BarackMyWorld December 12, 2011 at 1:42 pm

I cannot top this, either.

valgal2342 December 12, 2011 at 7:41 pm
BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 1:33 pm

That's HardScrabble, right there.

BarackMyWorld December 12, 2011 at 1:43 pm

You guys are on a roll today.

DaRooster December 12, 2011 at 1:56 pm

"I don't care who you are…"

Limeylizzie December 12, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Sometimes I love you so much, BaldarTFlagass.

freakishlywrong December 12, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Un-hinged hillbillies are hillbillies un-hinged. And fucking embarrassing.

Rotundo_ December 12, 2011 at 5:00 pm

And these are the folks the GOP wants voting. EEP!

ifthethunderdontgetya December 12, 2011 at 1:33 pm

O-Boma bomi bomu bome bomo, he Obama'ed.
~

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 1:33 pm

"I'd like to buy a consonant, Pat."

Callyson December 12, 2011 at 1:52 pm

For $10,000.

Negropolis December 12, 2011 at 11:55 pm

"Yes, but which one, Sarah?"

"Oh, all of them, Pat."

James Michael Curley December 12, 2011 at 1:33 pm

If you turn up the volume you can hear someone yellng, "Squeal like a pig!"

not that Dewey December 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm
CountryClubJihadi December 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Vanna White.

James Michael Curley December 13, 2011 at 11:09 am

I don’t vanna white. I want to weed.

sbj1964 December 12, 2011 at 1:34 pm

The Mullet Nation speaks !

edgydrifter December 12, 2011 at 1:34 pm

To win at this game, you only need three letter Ks.

Buckminster December 12, 2011 at 1:35 pm

Nothing classes up a debris-strewn junkyard (or as Minnesotans call it, a "front yard") like a big-azz trailer with childish scribbling and cryptic Tea-tard rhetoric on it.

memzilla December 12, 2011 at 1:35 pm

It's the new Tea Klux Klan word game: Scrubble™.

actor212 December 12, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Thass a funnay way ob spelling "Scrapple" yew gots there, son…

freakishlywrong December 12, 2011 at 1:35 pm

This should be the backdrop for the next Republican "debate".

Generation[redacted] December 12, 2011 at 1:55 pm

I believe that is the Ion TV studio where Donald Trump is preparing his big event.

Lucidamente1 December 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm

More importantly, what's going on inside that truck?

GuanoFaucet December 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Meth cookin' and sister fuckin'.

flamingpdog December 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Slightly OT, but WalMart isn't just for fat people stampeding over each other.

Geminisunmars December 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Don't call her Liz!

DaRooster December 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm

That's Ms. Halfmoon to you…

Dok-cupy Everything December 12, 2011 at 2:28 pm

And in Obama's Police State, they crack down on small entrepreneurs like this!

Rotundo_ December 12, 2011 at 5:11 pm

If I would have witnessed it, I would have figured WalMart had just done a demonstration for cookware, chemicals and free lance pharmaceutical production. Talk about exemplifying the entreprenurial sprit!

SorosBot December 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm

It's filled with candies and puppies, and if you just step inside, little girl or boy, you'll get to play with them!

MaxNeanderthal December 12, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Yup, note the surplus kids playground equipment in the right foreground

vtxmcrider December 13, 2011 at 10:38 am

Mark Foley is in that trailer?

Callyson December 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm

New Zealand's Lesbians are being inpregnated with the sperm of a wingnut Alabamian wanna be governor…

Dok-cupy Everything December 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Come here a minute December 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm

They could have had the game winner with "QBAMZX"!

Schmannnity December 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Such disrespect for Palin's birthplace. What about historic preservation, people?

Callyson December 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Hey, we've got Obama's 2012 campaign slogan: I – bomb – a – nation. As in, I'm the bomb of the nation…I bomb the nation with common sense despite the utter refusal of the other side to engage with the reality based community…I bomb the nation with my re – election when the American voters see through the wingnuts who are running against me…
I – bomb – a – nation 2012!

LesBontemps December 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Pakistan, Yemen and Libya are not amused.

GuanoFaucet December 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Thanks to Wonkette spy “Vladimir B.” for documenting this important folk art somewhere on the back roads of Minnesota.

Bachmann sure has a rundown campaign bus.

Rotundo_ December 12, 2011 at 5:13 pm

A Norwegian American Think Tank (probably a four holer with paper holders for each seat since they did the decoration up on the outside).

skoalrebel December 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm

You don't like my poetry? Fuck all y'all [spit!] You're just a bunch of elitist fucks who don't understand that the Founders warned us about A-Bombs and the Obams from Mobas.

Darthhippy December 12, 2011 at 2:41 pm

It all makes sense now.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Bama bama bo Bama
Bonana fama fo Fama
Fee fy mo Bama
Bama!

Schmannnity December 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Not to be sung at LSU

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Or Auburn, I reckon. War Scrabble!!

RedneckMuslin December 12, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Or for Chuck Schumer.

valgal2342 December 12, 2011 at 7:44 pm

LOL

Biff December 12, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Now let's do truck!

Tundra Grifter December 12, 2011 at 2:56 pm

That song works great with "Tucker." Or "Rich."

GunToting[Redacted] December 12, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Words With Racists.

DerrickWildcat December 12, 2011 at 1:39 pm

That's a Meth recipe.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Wrong state, but it could be this lady: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/09/meth-wal

LesBontemps December 12, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Photog has discovered the Secret of NIMH.

Generation[redacted] December 12, 2011 at 1:45 pm

If that's a toy truck being driven by super-intelligent rats, it must be moving day.

elviouslyqueer December 12, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Stay KKKlassy, Minnesota.

Captain_Quark December 12, 2011 at 1:39 pm

I'm betting that this is not part of a Kwanzaa display.

cheetojeebus December 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm

"For Rent. Spacious efficiency. Loft bed. Childs playground nearby. Composting toilet. no nigras or muslins need apply. "

DemmeFatale December 12, 2011 at 2:47 pm

This would be a go in NYC.
(except for the nigra part)

SayItWithWookies December 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Back in the 19th century, people with a tendency to obsess over extracting code words and phrases from texts by taking every X letter or some other method used to search for evidence that William Shakespeare's plays were written by someone else, or that Francis Bacon hid some secret plan for world government in a box somewhere. Okay, some of them still do that now.

Of course it led to madness then, just as it does now — what's disheartening is that whole possel of rednecks and illiterates are now engaged in this practice to determine where our president was born and when the LORD will return. Anyway, at least the borderline schizophrenics of the past were reading Shakespeare, is my point. The ones today can't play tic-tac-toe with the letters they're able to make sense of.

Chet Kincaid December 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Dan Brown Libel!!!!

Buckminster December 12, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Them squiggly lines! What do they MEAN?

bagofmice December 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm

It means some seriously weak ass encryption. You can brute force a 5 bit cipher in under a second.

Jukesgrrl December 12, 2011 at 11:41 pm

It the way them Ruskies rite.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Six letters in each of Ronald Wilson Reagan's three names. That equals 6-6-6, people!!!

DaRooster December 12, 2011 at 2:18 pm

Absolutely random-made-up-number-of-the-beast-Libel!

RadioYKWE December 12, 2011 at 3:57 pm

ROLD?

poncho_pilot December 12, 2011 at 1:41 pm

MOBAS=OBAMS=OBAMA, the new album by Aphex Twin, is a delightful affair of clicking sounds and glitchy, cut up granular synths and samples harkening back to their work in the late '90s…

bagofmice December 12, 2011 at 3:44 pm
bureaucrap December 12, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Sign this truck owner/borrower/thief up as the next "expert commentator" on Faux News. I'm sure he/she is just as profound in person as he/she is on the side of a tractor trailer.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Yeah, that's the verbatim transcript from his last speaking event.

Generation[redacted] December 12, 2011 at 1:52 pm

That essay won some lucky student an internship at The Heritage Foundation. If Bush were still President, he would be on his way to Iraq to run the Sunni-Shiite reconciliation program.

OneDollarJuana December 12, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Wonder how they spell it in Moab?

Buckminster December 12, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Sister-momma?

Joshua Norton December 12, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Quick! To the Batshit mobile!

Nanananananah Batshit.

EatsBabyDingos December 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Meanwhile, back at the Batroom, Batman is taking a Batdump.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Man, whoever did that on that truck would positively rule on them crosswords-with-no-blanks in the back of Harper's.

Buckminster December 12, 2011 at 1:45 pm

"Man, whoever did that on that truck would positively DROOL on them crosswords-with-no-blanks in the back of Harper's."

Fixed.

SorosBot December 12, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Someone forgot their meds again.

Generation[redacted] December 12, 2011 at 1:42 pm

It's like Winter's Bone, but not nearly as well-written.

Joshua Norton December 12, 2011 at 1:43 pm

It's not covered in plastic Santas and tacky lights. Guess they're not very religious.

Doktor Zoom December 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Purity of Essence! Peace on Earth!

Dilute! Dilute!

Monsieur_Grumpe December 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Dr. Bronner, is that you?

tessiee December 13, 2011 at 11:25 pm

All-One! OK? OK!!

BigDumbRedDog December 12, 2011 at 1:46 pm

I'm waiting for the wingnutz to declare a war on literacy, or as they refer to it, a war on spellin good.

Buckminster December 12, 2011 at 1:49 pm

And knowin' all the names of the Supreme Court Justices?

Geminisunmars December 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm

All 8 of them?

Geminisunmars December 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm

All the names? It would be a warm day in December in Minnesota if they could name one.

BigDumbRedDog December 12, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Names, who needs names when we have stereotypes. Let's see … there's the good looking fella with the nice hair, the eyetalian, the negra, the irish one, the old white dude, the old white lady, the mexican lady, the lesbian, and, uh … ummmmm, the other old white dude. Wow, that was a lot easier back when they were all old white dudes.

tessiee December 13, 2011 at 11:26 pm

You left out that cullid guy.

TeaNuts December 12, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Wonkette Jr. Ya'll sure got a pretty mouth!

Blueb4sunrise December 12, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Wait. That's the equation for the NiHiggs Boson!!!

GregComlish December 12, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Yeah, the search for the Higgs is just scientist speak for "Where my NiHiggas at?"

flamingpdog December 12, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Mobas is an anagram of Sambo. Just sayin'. Maybe the key is on the "dark side" of the truck.

Tundra Grifter December 12, 2011 at 6:57 pm

fd:

Not that it would make much difference at this late date, but Sambo was Indian – not African. Remember there was a tiger in that story? No tigers in Africa.

not that Dewey December 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm

It's probably escaped from the zoo.

tessiee December 13, 2011 at 11:27 pm

It can't be from the zoo. They stamp all their animals.

Negropolis December 13, 2011 at 12:02 am

LOL! Yeah, as if they know how to be that subtle or subtle, at all.

Jonathan Miller December 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Perhaps the chap has a point?

Mahousu December 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Judging by the playground equipment, I'd say this is somebody's low-budget independent private school. The standards may be a little lax, but at least the tuition is affordable (a couple of hits of meth will do).

Biff December 12, 2011 at 2:22 pm

They have McKay Scolarships in Minnesota, too?

littlebigdaddy December 12, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Probably where one-l sends her foster kids.

Weallscream December 12, 2011 at 3:10 pm

I think that it has to do with a prediction of Nostradamus that some would see pointing to Obama as the next anti-christ, whatever that is. See http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080

coron4 December 12, 2011 at 3:14 pm

"…somebody's low-budget Charter school." [Fixed]

Jukesgrrl December 12, 2011 at 11:45 pm

CHRISTIAN Charter School [Fixed again.] I know because they're very popular here in Arizona.

succalina December 12, 2011 at 1:49 pm

That's not a rental truck! That's my fucking home, you hippie!

EatsBabyDingos December 12, 2011 at 1:50 pm

This is what you get ten minutes after you shove a can of Campbell's Alphabet Soup up your ass.

bagofmice December 12, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Talk about a loaded question. What comes out will be far more articulate than Santorum.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 1:50 pm

That's how they do their organic chemistry homework out in the sticks, although I don't think I recognize those chemical compounds.

SorosBot December 12, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Out where this truck's owner lives, chemistry class is just instructions on how to build your own meth lab.

bagofmice December 12, 2011 at 3:29 pm

So Alaska? In June? Not enough Mosquitos.

coolhandnuke December 12, 2011 at 1:50 pm

I applaud the determination of these messengers…after running out of black duct tape for lettering they had the tenacity to stay on message and spray paint the ending.
And Mobas has the gall to call us lazy.

Baconzgood December 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

I will say one thing. The dude can't spell but he's got pallets out the whazoo.

DaRooster December 12, 2011 at 2:00 pm

"CHAIR!"

"CHAIR!"

(Can you tell I am starting a hobo furniture company? Place your order for Christmas now… for next year.)

Tundra Grifter December 12, 2011 at 7:02 pm

BZG:

Pallets are a great example of something that seems like it would be useful when you pick them up, but you get 'em home and discover there really isn't much that's useful to be done with them.

The wood is green and the nails are in so damn tight you can never get them out without splitting the wood. Won't burn for shit. Useful for keeping stuff in your wet basement up off the ground – and that's just about it.

In other words, not worth much – free as they are.

Although, down in La Paz recently, I did see a home with a front fence made of pallets. It looked about like you'd expect it to.

vtxmcrider December 13, 2011 at 10:43 am

Because someone told the moran that, if he gets lots of pallets, he will be able to draw nice colorful things on his trailer.

donner_froh December 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Must be an easier way to play Word Search.

BigDumbRedDog December 12, 2011 at 1:52 pm

I think there is an email address at the bottom, behind the stack of old pallets. Can we get this shot from another angle please?

Jukesgrrl December 12, 2011 at 11:47 pm

SkoalRebelSummerHome.com?

SilverTsunami December 19, 2011 at 7:12 pm

I think there's something about "youth," but behind the pallets I think is an incantation evoking Azathoth. HP Lovecraft, alive and thriving in Minnesota!

CommieLibunatic December 12, 2011 at 1:52 pm

…what the FUCK are they babbling about? Sorry, I can't work with this. But I can still link shit. (don't forget to read the alt-text!)

SorosBot December 12, 2011 at 1:55 pm

A-BOM Is NATION; obviously this person just forgot to spell bomb correctly, and thinks a country isn't really a county unless they have nukes.

coron4 December 12, 2011 at 3:14 pm

No they just missed "A-bomb." Morans!

CrankyLttlCamperette December 12, 2011 at 4:07 pm

A-BOM is about as close to Albom as it is to Obama. Maybe this guy was just pissed that the dog dies at the end.

Wonderthing December 12, 2011 at 1:55 pm

"If you lived here, you'd be dumb by now."

MaxNeanderthal December 12, 2011 at 1:58 pm

Bigfoot chasers are investigating this lettering as we speak (it IS Minisoaker after all….)

Dok-cupy Everything December 12, 2011 at 1:59 pm

And for playing the puzzle with us on Wingnut Edition Sunday, you'll receive a set of game cards by our puzzle master, Ann Coulter…

Limeylizzie December 12, 2011 at 2:02 pm

I like the sounds of this "Vladimir B.".

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Careful, he might "impale" ya!

DaRooster December 12, 2011 at 2:04 pm

Fuck… I HATE Algebra.

TheMightyHaltor December 12, 2011 at 2:04 pm

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!

MaxNeanderthal December 12, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Now do it right by morning or I'll cut your bollocks off.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 2:11 pm

KENYANS ITE DOMUM!!

Barrelhse December 12, 2011 at 2:08 pm

MObA5=stupid fucking right-wing hand-in-his-pants mouth-breathing inbred moron.
How did he ever get OBAMS from that?

StarsUponThars December 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Anyone can tell that's just a rural Alabama football fan's truck: O 'Bama = Roll Tide!

Not_So_Much December 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm

Meh, this is pretty much the exact same puzzle plot as "National Treasure — Nic Cage and the Hair Plugs of Doom!", isn't it?

GregComlish December 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm

"Is" is actually the IUPAC designation for the element Islamium.

BlueStateLibel December 12, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Oh those – those are just notes written by our soon-to-be outerspace alien overlords indicating who our current leader is. Nothing to see, carry on.

Biff December 12, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Worst wordcloud ever, and I think all wordclouds suck.

ShitFilledExistence December 12, 2011 at 2:13 pm

You're only fooling yourself if you try to get Obama without some Mobas and Obams.

GregComlish December 12, 2011 at 2:18 pm

The implications of this are huge. Could thjs mean that MOBAS (BI-SEXUAL) also has BOOSE PARTIES AND $150 STEAKS (IMPORTED)??? Is MINDMONKEY OBAMS SATAN BI-SEXUAL??

bagofmice December 12, 2011 at 3:34 pm

You know a MOBAS Boose party with expensive steaks sounds pretty cool. The mind monkey is just gravy.

GregComlish December 12, 2011 at 4:53 pm

BI-CURIOUS???

DaRooster December 12, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Quick… I think these are the terrorists they're talking about locking up indefinitely… check 'em for missing fingers.

Allmighty_Manos December 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Geez, Shepard Fairey sure got disillusioned

jus_wonderin December 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm

This weekend, on I20, headed to the farm, I "spied" a medium sized red Chevy pickup. Plastered on the tailgate was a quality truck wrap that said "Does this Socialist A** make my truck look bigger?" replete with the photo of our President in that turban.

I wanted to run the asshole off the road. I didn't. I just flipped him off.

Biff December 12, 2011 at 2:28 pm

That one's become populare around these parts, albeit in smaller bumper sticker form.

starfanglednut December 20, 2011 at 11:49 pm

That doesn't even make sense!

ShitFilledExistence December 12, 2011 at 2:26 pm

I think it says (upside down) "mahi mahi " next to a cross above the window. Is mahi mahi the true ichthys?

CrankyLttlCamperette December 12, 2011 at 4:08 pm

If so, ichthys is damned tasty.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Man, the Junior Jumble has gotten a lot tougher since I stopped taking the newspaper.

BornInATrailer December 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm

I'm just going to assume my lack of comprehension is a "good thing."

PuckStopsHere December 12, 2011 at 2:33 pm

So, Skoalrebel has branched out into writing has he? A fine initial offering.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 2:38 pm

You can see so many more interesting things on America's by-ways, once you get off the interstate.

Gomez571 December 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm

That looks like some of that new math.

TheMightyHaltor December 12, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Looks more like some of that new meth.

ShaveTheWhales December 12, 2011 at 6:04 pm

Man, you have to be old to remember new math.

Gomez571 December 12, 2011 at 11:37 pm

I'm so old that New Math was something New. I learned math with flash cards and multiplication tables and learned how to read by sounding out words using phonics, which was being phased out in favor of recognizing learned whole words. My mother, who taught kindergarten to Job Corp for 40 years, was always pissed when administrators, who had no teaching experience, were placed in her class to tell her she was not doing it right. I have a dream, of a day when teachers are paid high wages, like UPS employees, so that there is a long line behind every teacher of other teachers competing for their job. I day when teaching is a job that men and women will compete to score.

ttommyunger December 12, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Considering what I thought (and still think) about that moron, Dubya, all I can say is: "Meh", this is just baby shit.

DaRooster December 12, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Stupid Hick couldn't even find Sambo? What a moran…

actor212 December 12, 2011 at 2:54 pm

VOWELS ISREAL!

Mumbletypeg December 12, 2011 at 2:55 pm

When I think of George Washington's wooden teeth, I picture them looking like blank Scrabble® tiles.

tessiee December 13, 2011 at 11:33 pm

It's a little known fact that he also had a pair of hand-carved wooden Truck Nutz.

meatlofer December 12, 2011 at 2:56 pm

There's been a lot of Palin offspring conceived in very similar venues!

Antispandex December 12, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Needs MO ABA.

ShitFilledExistence December 12, 2011 at 3:06 pm

MObAS = OBAMS = DANCING QUEEN!

Tundra Grifter December 12, 2011 at 2:57 pm

That's what you get playing Scrabble with a caveman.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 3:00 pm

"That U-Haul has been Orakpoed."

Lionel[redacted]Esq December 12, 2011 at 3:01 pm

You can't spell "Big Sharia Law Imposing Muslim" without "OBAMA."

ShitFilledExistence December 12, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Hooked on Phonics obviously didn't work for them.

BaldarTFlagass December 12, 2011 at 3:03 pm

I wonder if that U-Haul is filled with fertilizer.

tessiee December 13, 2011 at 11:34 pm

It's a *type* of fertilizer, yes.

Fawkdifiknow December 12, 2011 at 3:10 pm

In-bred libel!!!!

Eve8Apples December 12, 2011 at 3:19 pm

I bet Bambi and the other woodland creatures were mad as hell when that trash moved into the neighborhood.

RadioYKWE December 12, 2011 at 3:22 pm

The little Radios had that plastic play thingy back in the 90's, they never played with it either.

ShaveTheWhales December 12, 2011 at 6:06 pm

Yeah, similar story here. The cats liked it, though.

Extemporanus December 12, 2011 at 3:26 pm

Its usage by ass-breathing, gas-huffing, Ruhl 'Muricans having grown more prevalent in recent years due to its marginally less-tortured alphabetic evocation of "OSAMA/OBAMA" (same thing), "MOBAS" is, in all likelihood, this illiterate idiot's book-less Bookmobile Boggle-ization of "MABUS", the third Anti-Christ — after "PAU NAY LORON" (Napolean) and "HIƒTER" (Hitler) — just cold prophesied about 500-odd years ago by proto-Fox News pundit Nostradamus.

THE MORE YOU KNOW
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tessiee December 13, 2011 at 11:35 pm

Upfisted solely for the "The More you Know" with shooting star dealie.

SheriffRoscoe December 12, 2011 at 3:29 pm

I can smell the squirrel roasting in the oven…….

Eve8Apples December 12, 2011 at 4:01 pm

And a big kettle of Hobo Beans on the stove.

TheSheriffsNear December 12, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Uh, shouldn't your tag read "Volk Art" ?

glamourdammerung December 12, 2011 at 5:17 pm

If conservatives were not actively running this country into the ground, it would be easier to feel sorry for their deeply troubling mental health issues.

GeorgiaBurning December 12, 2011 at 5:18 pm

Why are rural places with meth labs, chronic unemployment and junk trucks along the road are always called "God's Country"?

Rotundo_ December 12, 2011 at 5:33 pm

'Cause no one else will claim them.

Rotundo_ December 12, 2011 at 5:18 pm

Heck, you can find this kind of stupid in any of the 50 states if you look around for any length of time. There may be plenty of rational people in Minnesota, but Bachmann did not get elected based on some sort of deceit or misrepresentation. Wisconsin has them, Illinois has the downstaters, they are legion. And despite being dumber than dogshit they show up and vote. doG help us all, they vote.

lochnessmonster December 12, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Words With Friends — backwoods style

sezme December 12, 2011 at 5:47 pm

His critique of Obama's willingness to continue the Bush doctrine of bombing sovereign states through the use of unilateral undeclared covert war, it has to be said, is far more succinct than that of Glenn Greenwald.

veence69 December 12, 2011 at 6:16 pm

10 to 1 that's a meth lab.

owhatever December 12, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Makes me proud to be a Mo6a5ian.

not that Dewey December 12, 2011 at 10:11 pm

Winning the future.

NYNYNYjr December 12, 2011 at 6:49 pm

Nobody else is explaining what the fuck that truck meant, so I had to do the 3 minutes of googling myself…sighh.
MOBAs means Multiplayer Online Gaming Arenas, but sadly, that not what optimus prime is talking about…
Mobas is a nostadamus prediction about 2012 (most Nostradamus "scholars" (he was a doctor who got high on weeds and stayed up all night writing nonsense, so there's nothing to be scholarly about) agree that his predictions end in the year 2000 with the apocalypse/rapture/etc)
This really is what Yahoo! Answers was made to answer: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080… (it is noted that "sambo" [Obama, obvs] is not "mobas" spelled backwards [sadly])

Also, it's Mabus, with an A. Also…..uhh….nevermind.

rocktonsam December 12, 2011 at 7:12 pm

the sad thing is that 123% of the people who see this , understand this.
oh, its in Minnesota, never mind then
PUNCTUATION libel also!

Jukesgrrl December 12, 2011 at 11:50 pm

I would like to sincerely thank Vladimir B. for providing the art for my Christmas card.

gurukalehuru December 13, 2011 at 12:53 am

Kick him off of one plane, and Alec Baldwin goes straight to shit.

DahBoner December 13, 2011 at 8:13 am

A-BOM-I-NATION

3 days of fun, sun, meth & music…

givesgoodemail December 13, 2011 at 10:15 am

I have seen that van!

It's on Minnesota state road 38, between Grand Rapids and the Canadian border. The land owner plays a recorded loop of vicious dogs barking, has warnings about "trespassers will be shot", and a lean-to shack stacked to the roof with hats.

Slightly scary when you see it in person.

BZ1 December 13, 2011 at 10:58 am

some words actually spelled correctly ….

LeAlbatross December 13, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Ah, rural Minnesota…Lake Wobegone….the smell of meth cooking in the ditches while Sven Schmidt cleans his nice white sheets for the next meeting….suspiciously sticky poster of Michele Bachmann on the wall next to the soup-praying guy…

tessiee December 13, 2011 at 11:31 pm

You can just *hear* the dueling banjos in the background, can't you?

HarrysFodder December 22, 2011 at 10:22 am

The only thing that truck is missing is Boehner on the top ranting away.

SorosBot December 12, 2011 at 1:38 pm

According to Wikipedia:

Moba may refer to:

Moba port, a town in the Democratic Republic of the Congo
Moba, Nigeria.
Museum of Bad Art, in Massachusetts, abbreviated to MOBA.
Multiplayer Online Battle Arena, a less used term for the Dota genre.

Now this truck obviously belongs in the third category.

finallyhappy December 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm

Yeah, I need help with that too.

RedneckMuslin December 12, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Really? You don't see the obvious here? It's Sambo!

sati_demise December 12, 2011 at 2:13 pm

fuckin' a'

Ayn Rand Paul Tard December 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Now he can finish the other side!

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