It’s time to play Heartland Americuh’s greatest new game, and you sure don’t need some faggoty-ass iPad or ‘puter or ‘lectricity or no such thing. To play Roadside Wingnut Scrabble, you just need that U-Haul truck your common-law brother-in-law forgot to return. It’s still sitting on the property somewhere, probably by the road? You’re on your way to a Triple-Dingbat Score!
And there’s no need for the whole fancy liberal alphabet, neither. No sir, you just need the main letters to tell about how ‘Mericuh become socialist because of Wall Street and its gay-married Kenyan communist usurper, whatever usurper means. (Black?)
Those letters, obviously, are O, B, A, M, A and let’s see, what else you need to spell A-BOM-(Is)-NATION? Who knows, ask Cindy if she comes back from Bible Community College someday. Thanks to Wonkette spy “Vladimir B.” for documenting this important folk art somewhere on the back roads of Minnesota.
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Looks like Glenn Beck lost his chalk board.
I cannot top this.
Looks like Glenn Beck lost his meth lab.
It's not so much that he's lost his chalkboard as he decided to branch out into different mediums.
He's also working on a series of macaroni paintings of Obama as Rameses II.
FTW right off the bat. I love my Wonkette community organizers.
warbloggers to the bone.
This is one of the rides at Perry's Niggerhead Amusement Park.
I cannot top this, either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWpNSimh6Z8
That's HardScrabble, right there.
You guys are on a roll today.
"I don't care who you are…"
Sometimes I love you so much, BaldarTFlagass.
Un-hinged hillbillies are hillbillies un-hinged. And fucking embarrassing.
And these are the folks the GOP wants voting. EEP!
O-Boma bomi bomu bome bomo, he Obama'ed.
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"I'd like to buy a consonant, Pat."
For $10,000.
"Yes, but which one, Sarah?"
"Oh, all of them, Pat."
If you turn up the volume you can hear someone yellng, "Squeal like a pig!"
Bill McKinney libel!
Vanna White.
I don’t vanna white. I want to weed.
The Mullet Nation speaks !
To win at this game, you only need three letter Ks.
Nothing classes up a debris-strewn junkyard (or as Minnesotans call it, a "front yard") like a big-azz trailer with childish scribbling and cryptic Tea-tard rhetoric on it.
It's the new Tea Klux Klan word game: Scrubble™.
Thass a funnay way ob spelling "Scrapple" yew gots there, son…
This should be the backdrop for the next Republican "debate".
I believe that is the Ion TV studio where Donald Trump is preparing his big event.
More importantly, what's going on inside that truck?
Meth cookin' and sister fuckin'.
Slightly OT, but WalMart isn't just for fat people stampeding over each other.
Don't call her Liz!
That's Ms. Halfmoon to you…
And in Obama's Police State, they crack down on small entrepreneurs like this!
If I would have witnessed it, I would have figured WalMart had just done a demonstration for cookware, chemicals and free lance pharmaceutical production. Talk about exemplifying the entreprenurial sprit!
It's filled with candies and puppies, and if you just step inside, little girl or boy, you'll get to play with them!
Yup, note the surplus kids playground equipment in the right foreground
Mark Foley is in that trailer?
New Zealand's Lesbians are being inpregnated with the sperm of a wingnut Alabamian wanna be governor…
I wonder….What's he building in there?
They could have had the game winner with "QBAMZX"!
Such disrespect for Palin's birthplace. What about historic preservation, people?
Hey, we've got Obama's 2012 campaign slogan: I – bomb – a – nation. As in, I'm the bomb of the nation…I bomb the nation with common sense despite the utter refusal of the other side to engage with the reality based community…I bomb the nation with my re – election when the American voters see through the wingnuts who are running against me…
I – bomb – a – nation 2012!
Pakistan, Yemen and Libya are not amused.
Thanks to Wonkette spy “Vladimir B.” for documenting this important folk art somewhere on the back roads of Minnesota.
Bachmann sure has a rundown campaign bus.
A Norwegian American Think Tank (probably a four holer with paper holders for each seat since they did the decoration up on the outside).
You don't like my poetry? Fuck all y'all [spit!] You're just a bunch of elitist fucks who don't understand that the Founders warned us about A-Bombs and the Obams from Mobas.
It all makes sense now.
Bama bama bo Bama
Bonana fama fo Fama
Fee fy mo Bama
Bama!
Not to be sung at LSU
Or Auburn, I reckon. War Scrabble!!
Or for Chuck Schumer.
LOL
Now let's do truck!
That song works great with "Tucker." Or "Rich."
Words With Racists.
That's a Meth recipe.
Wrong state, but it could be this lady: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/09/meth-wal…
Photog has discovered the Secret of NIMH.
If that's a toy truck being driven by super-intelligent rats, it must be moving day.
Stay KKKlassy, Minnesota.
I'm betting that this is not part of a Kwanzaa display.
"For Rent. Spacious efficiency. Loft bed. Childs playground nearby. Composting toilet. no nigras or muslins need apply. "
This would be a go in NYC.
(except for the nigra part)
Back in the 19th century, people with a tendency to obsess over extracting code words and phrases from texts by taking every X letter or some other method used to search for evidence that William Shakespeare's plays were written by someone else, or that Francis Bacon hid some secret plan for world government in a box somewhere. Okay, some of them still do that now.
Of course it led to madness then, just as it does now — what's disheartening is that whole possel of rednecks and illiterates are now engaged in this practice to determine where our president was born and when the LORD will return. Anyway, at least the borderline schizophrenics of the past were reading Shakespeare, is my point. The ones today can't play tic-tac-toe with the letters they're able to make sense of.
Dan Brown Libel!!!!
Them squiggly lines! What do they MEAN?
It means some seriously weak ass encryption. You can brute force a 5 bit cipher in under a second.
It the way them Ruskies rite.
Six letters in each of Ronald Wilson Reagan's three names. That equals 6-6-6, people!!!
Absolutely random-made-up-number-of-the-beast-Libel!
ROLD?
MOBAS=OBAMS=OBAMA, the new album by Aphex Twin, is a delightful affair of clicking sounds and glitchy, cut up granular synths and samples harkening back to their work in the late '90s…
Smiling at you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9xMuPWAZW8&fe…
Sign this truck owner/borrower/thief up as the next "expert commentator" on Faux News. I'm sure he/she is just as profound in person as he/she is on the side of a tractor trailer.
Yeah, that's the verbatim transcript from his last speaking event.
That essay won some lucky student an internship at The Heritage Foundation. If Bush were still President, he would be on his way to Iraq to run the Sunni-Shiite reconciliation program.
Wonder how they spell it in Moab?
Sister-momma?
Quick! To the Batshit mobile!
Nanananananah Batshit.
Meanwhile, back at the Batroom, Batman is taking a Batdump.
Man, whoever did that on that truck would positively rule on them crosswords-with-no-blanks in the back of Harper's.
"Man, whoever did that on that truck would positively DROOL on them crosswords-with-no-blanks in the back of Harper's."
Fixed.
Someone forgot their meds again.
It's like Winter's Bone, but not nearly as well-written.
It's not covered in plastic Santas and tacky lights. Guess they're not very religious.
Purity of Essence! Peace on Earth!
Dilute! Dilute!
Dr. Bronner, is that you?
All-One! OK? OK!!
I'm waiting for the wingnutz to declare a war on literacy, or as they refer to it, a war on spellin good.
And knowin' all the names of the Supreme Court Justices?
All 8 of them?
All the names? It would be a warm day in December in Minnesota if they could name one.
Names, who needs names when we have stereotypes. Let's see … there's the good looking fella with the nice hair, the eyetalian, the negra, the irish one, the old white dude, the old white lady, the mexican lady, the lesbian, and, uh … ummmmm, the other old white dude. Wow, that was a lot easier back when they were all old white dudes.
You left out that cullid guy.
Wonkette Jr. Ya'll sure got a pretty mouth!
Wait. That's the equation for the NiHiggs Boson!!!
Yeah, the search for the Higgs is just scientist speak for "Where my NiHiggas at?"
Mobas is an anagram of Sambo. Just sayin'. Maybe the key is on the "dark side" of the truck.
fd:
Not that it would make much difference at this late date, but Sambo was Indian – not African. Remember there was a tiger in that story? No tigers in Africa.
It's probably escaped from the zoo.
It can't be from the zoo. They stamp all their animals.
LOL! Yeah, as if they know how to be that subtle or subtle, at all.
Perhaps the chap has a point?
Judging by the playground equipment, I'd say this is somebody's low-budget independent private school. The standards may be a little lax, but at least the tuition is affordable (a couple of hits of meth will do).
They have McKay Scolarships in Minnesota, too?
Probably where one-l sends her foster kids.
I think that it has to do with a prediction of Nostradamus that some would see pointing to Obama as the next anti-christ, whatever that is. See http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080…
"…somebody's low-budget Charter school." [Fixed]
CHRISTIAN Charter School [Fixed again.] I know because they're very popular here in Arizona.
That's not a rental truck! That's my fucking home, you hippie!
This is what you get ten minutes after you shove a can of Campbell's Alphabet Soup up your ass.
Talk about a loaded question. What comes out will be far more articulate than Santorum.
That's how they do their organic chemistry homework out in the sticks, although I don't think I recognize those chemical compounds.
Out where this truck's owner lives, chemistry class is just instructions on how to build your own meth lab.
So Alaska? In June? Not enough Mosquitos.
I applaud the determination of these messengers…after running out of black duct tape for lettering they had the tenacity to stay on message and spray paint the ending.
And Mobas has the gall to call us lazy.
I will say one thing. The dude can't spell but he's got pallets out the whazoo.
"CHAIR!"
"CHAIR!"
(Can you tell I am starting a hobo furniture company? Place your order for Christmas now… for next year.)
BZG:
Pallets are a great example of something that seems like it would be useful when you pick them up, but you get 'em home and discover there really isn't much that's useful to be done with them.
The wood is green and the nails are in so damn tight you can never get them out without splitting the wood. Won't burn for shit. Useful for keeping stuff in your wet basement up off the ground – and that's just about it.
In other words, not worth much – free as they are.
Although, down in La Paz recently, I did see a home with a front fence made of pallets. It looked about like you'd expect it to.
Because someone told the moran that, if he gets lots of pallets, he will be able to draw nice colorful things on his trailer.
Must be an easier way to play Word Search.
I think there is an email address at the bottom, behind the stack of old pallets. Can we get this shot from another angle please?
SkoalRebelSummerHome.com?
I think there's something about "youth," but behind the pallets I think is an incantation evoking Azathoth. HP Lovecraft, alive and thriving in Minnesota!
…what the FUCK are they babbling about? Sorry, I can't work with this. But I can still link shit. (don't forget to read the alt-text!)
A-BOM Is NATION; obviously this person just forgot to spell bomb correctly, and thinks a country isn't really a county unless they have nukes.
No they just missed "A-bomb." Morans!
A-BOM is about as close to Albom as it is to Obama. Maybe this guy was just pissed that the dog dies at the end.
"If you lived here, you'd be dumb by now."
Bigfoot chasers are investigating this lettering as we speak (it IS Minisoaker after all….)
And for playing the puzzle with us on Wingnut Edition Sunday, you'll receive a set of game cards by our puzzle master, Ann Coulter…
I like the sounds of this "Vladimir B.".
Careful, he might "impale" ya!
Fuck… I HATE Algebra.
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!
Now do it right by morning or I'll cut your bollocks off.
KENYANS ITE DOMUM!!
MObA5=stupid fucking right-wing hand-in-his-pants mouth-breathing inbred moron.
How did he ever get OBAMS from that?
Anyone can tell that's just a rural Alabama football fan's truck: O 'Bama = Roll Tide!
Meh, this is pretty much the exact same puzzle plot as "National Treasure — Nic Cage and the Hair Plugs of Doom!", isn't it?
"Is" is actually the IUPAC designation for the element Islamium.
Oh those – those are just notes written by our soon-to-be outerspace alien overlords indicating who our current leader is. Nothing to see, carry on.
Worst wordcloud ever, and I think all wordclouds suck.
You're only fooling yourself if you try to get Obama without some Mobas and Obams.
The implications of this are huge. Could thjs mean that MOBAS (BI-SEXUAL) also has BOOSE PARTIES AND $150 STEAKS (IMPORTED)??? Is MINDMONKEY OBAMS SATAN BI-SEXUAL??
You know a MOBAS Boose party with expensive steaks sounds pretty cool. The mind monkey is just gravy.
BI-CURIOUS???
Quick… I think these are the terrorists they're talking about locking up indefinitely… check 'em for missing fingers.
Geez, Shepard Fairey sure got disillusioned
This weekend, on I20, headed to the farm, I "spied" a medium sized red Chevy pickup. Plastered on the tailgate was a quality truck wrap that said "Does this Socialist A** make my truck look bigger?" replete with the photo of our President in that turban.
I wanted to run the asshole off the road. I didn't. I just flipped him off.
That one's become populare around these parts, albeit in smaller bumper sticker form.
That doesn't even make sense!
I think it says (upside down) "mahi mahi " next to a cross above the window. Is mahi mahi the true ichthys?
If so, ichthys is damned tasty.
Man, the Junior Jumble has gotten a lot tougher since I stopped taking the newspaper.
I'm just going to assume my lack of comprehension is a "good thing."
So, Skoalrebel has branched out into writing has he? A fine initial offering.
You can see so many more interesting things on America's by-ways, once you get off the interstate.
That looks like some of that new math.
Looks more like some of that new meth.
Man, you have to be old to remember new math.
I'm so old that New Math was something New. I learned math with flash cards and multiplication tables and learned how to read by sounding out words using phonics, which was being phased out in favor of recognizing learned whole words. My mother, who taught kindergarten to Job Corp for 40 years, was always pissed when administrators, who had no teaching experience, were placed in her class to tell her she was not doing it right. I have a dream, of a day when teachers are paid high wages, like UPS employees, so that there is a long line behind every teacher of other teachers competing for their job. I day when teaching is a job that men and women will compete to score.
Considering what I thought (and still think) about that moron, Dubya, all I can say is: "Meh", this is just baby shit.
Stupid Hick couldn't even find Sambo? What a moran…
VOWELS ISREAL!
When I think of George Washington's wooden teeth, I picture them looking like blank Scrabble® tiles.
It's a little known fact that he also had a pair of hand-carved wooden Truck Nutz.
There's been a lot of Palin offspring conceived in very similar venues!
Needs MO ABA.
MObAS = OBAMS = DANCING QUEEN!
That's what you get playing Scrabble with a caveman.
"That U-Haul has been Orakpoed."
You can't spell "Big Sharia Law Imposing Muslim" without "OBAMA."
Hooked on Phonics obviously didn't work for them.
I wonder if that U-Haul is filled with fertilizer.
It's a *type* of fertilizer, yes.
In-bred libel!!!!
I bet Bambi and the other woodland creatures were mad as hell when that trash moved into the neighborhood.
The little Radios had that plastic play thingy back in the 90's, they never played with it either.
Yeah, similar story here. The cats liked it, though.
Its usage by ass-breathing, gas-huffing, Ruhl 'Muricans having grown more prevalent in recent years due to its marginally less-tortured alphabetic evocation of "OSAMA/OBAMA" (same thing), "MOBAS" is, in all likelihood, this illiterate idiot's book-less Bookmobile Boggle-ization of "MABUS", the third Anti-Christ — after "PAU NAY LORON" (Napolean) and "HIƒTER" (Hitler) — just cold prophesied about 500-odd years ago by proto-Fox News pundit Nostradamus.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::★
Upfisted solely for the "The More you Know" with shooting star dealie.
I can smell the squirrel roasting in the oven…….
And a big kettle of Hobo Beans on the stove.
Uh, shouldn't your tag read "Volk Art" ?
If conservatives were not actively running this country into the ground, it would be easier to feel sorry for their deeply troubling mental health issues.
Why are rural places with meth labs, chronic unemployment and junk trucks along the road are always called "God's Country"?
'Cause no one else will claim them.
Heck, you can find this kind of stupid in any of the 50 states if you look around for any length of time. There may be plenty of rational people in Minnesota, but Bachmann did not get elected based on some sort of deceit or misrepresentation. Wisconsin has them, Illinois has the downstaters, they are legion. And despite being dumber than dogshit they show up and vote. doG help us all, they vote.
Words With Friends — backwoods style
His critique of Obama's willingness to continue the Bush doctrine of bombing sovereign states through the use of unilateral undeclared covert war, it has to be said, is far more succinct than that of Glenn Greenwald.
10 to 1 that's a meth lab.
Makes me proud to be a Mo6a5ian.
Winning the future.
Nobody else is explaining what the fuck that truck meant, so I had to do the 3 minutes of googling myself…sighh.
MOBAs means Multiplayer Online Gaming Arenas, but sadly, that not what optimus prime is talking about…
Mobas is a nostadamus prediction about 2012 (most Nostradamus "scholars" (he was a doctor who got high on weeds and stayed up all night writing nonsense, so there's nothing to be scholarly about) agree that his predictions end in the year 2000 with the apocalypse/rapture/etc)
This really is what Yahoo! Answers was made to answer: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080… (it is noted that "sambo" [Obama, obvs] is not "mobas" spelled backwards [sadly])
Also, it's Mabus, with an A. Also…..uhh….nevermind.
the sad thing is that 123% of the people who see this , understand this.
oh, its in Minnesota, never mind then
PUNCTUATION libel also!
I would like to sincerely thank Vladimir B. for providing the art for my Christmas card.
Kick him off of one plane, and Alec Baldwin goes straight to shit.
A-BOM-I-NATION
3 days of fun, sun, meth & music…
I have seen that van!
It's on Minnesota state road 38, between Grand Rapids and the Canadian border. The land owner plays a recorded loop of vicious dogs barking, has warnings about "trespassers will be shot", and a lean-to shack stacked to the roof with hats.
Slightly scary when you see it in person.
some words actually spelled correctly ….
Ah, rural Minnesota…Lake Wobegone….the smell of meth cooking in the ditches while Sven Schmidt cleans his nice white sheets for the next meeting….suspiciously sticky poster of Michele Bachmann on the wall next to the soup-praying guy…
You can just *hear* the dueling banjos in the background, can't you?
The only thing that truck is missing is Boehner on the top ranting away.
According to Wikipedia:
Moba may refer to:
Moba port, a town in the Democratic Republic of the Congo
Moba, Nigeria.
Museum of Bad Art, in Massachusetts, abbreviated to MOBA.
Multiplayer Online Battle Arena, a less used term for the Dota genre.
Now this truck obviously belongs in the third category.
Yeah, I need help with that too.
Really? You don't see the obvious here? It's Sambo!
fuckin' a'
Now he can finish the other side!
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