Rick Perry Will Get Rid of Activist Judges As Soon As He Can Name One

Remember how Rick Perry used to be able to list a whole two things in a sentence before his mind started collapsing in on itself like a black hole vacuuming up stray brain matter? Right, that's still happening, but the gravitational pull of his own stupidity appears to be growing according to new observations made back here on Earth. Watch him struggle to start naming "activist Supreme Court judges" he doesn't like and then stumble on the very first one:

"Bonus":  How many judges does the Supreme Court have, Rick Perry? Answer: not "eight." [ ThinkProgress ]