Aw, see what the Internet noticed! America’s gayest cowboy Rick Perry also likes to look like a gay cowboy, when he talks about the gays. Go figure!
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FUNNY PICTURES 7:48 pm December 8, 2011
Rick Perry Enjoys Dressing Like a Gay Cowboy
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Rick, I wish I knew how to quit you.
Well then you're clearly not a Republican, 'cuz they sure do.
Likely Iowa Caucus voters are quitting Rick.
There's got to be a meth connection in there somewhere — maybe that incoherent New Hampshire speech?
If the chaps fit…
And are assless, which you know they are.
Then you're probably at the Folsom Street Faire.
I don't think anyone has ever bought assed chaps. Now chapped asses are a completely different matter.
I looked up assless chaps last night.
Was the #1 hit "rickperry2012.com"?
It's easier to look down loose-fitting blouses.
And,given my orientation, much more enjoyable.
Does this mean he ends up dead of an od in a Manhattan apartment?
Too soon!
Really? Really?you know, there's a little thing called RESPECT FOR THE DEAD!
Rick is what cowboys call a "Dude": someone who has been circumcised with pinking shears. I just call him a pussyfart.
Rhinestone Rick.
O.T.
One: The Israelification of American domestic security.
Two: Reaction to that article.
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He just remembered that it was The Department of Homos that he would get rid of.
He just heard that the Fabulousness Czar was promoting musicals to kids.
Department of Heath and Human Services.
And if he can't eliminate that department, he can at least balance the ledger.
He better. If not, this fragile recovery will falter and we'll get our broke back.
Mountains of debt will swallow us all.
Subtle.
Nice.
OH, I GET IT NOW!
Whatyaknow, two Jokers – and one of them actually is dangerous.
"But when I say that I'm going to give one little illegal immigrant in-state tuition, well then everyone loses their minds! "
It's three things I don't like about Rick Perry – his jacket, what he says, and uh, what was the third thing? Oops.
'Cause he'd look really stupid dressed like the other of the only two things that come out of Texas.
Wait, what?
A Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
Ok, I've got steer (which would be hilarious and appropriate) but what's the other one?
Steers and Queers.
Also hilarious and appropriate.
I should also point out, for those of you who live in NY, that the location of this video looks a whole lot like the Ramble…
Is that where Richard Quest (Crazy Homo UK) was arrested with some kind of nutty device?
Well, they said 'Central Park' and if he knew anything about Gay tourism, then, yes, that would've been it.
Heh, and here I just thought Richard Quest was really British. You see, we have this crazy little game here in the states called "gay or British."
Gay and British and Jewish. That's a trifecta for getting bullied, I would imagine.
Ricky, where's your freakin' flag pin?
Rick is a total flag hag.
It's a wanebow.
All hat and no cattle?
Rick, you can don all the gay cowboy outfits you like, but Jake Gyllenhaal still won't do you…
Better than dressing like a gay Nazi.
Ooops – he likes doing that too!
Wait, he dressed liked Ernst Roehm too??!?
Gay Nazi, eh?
Refer this to the Department of Redundancy Department.
Is that the other name for The Yell Club at Texas A&M?
Isn't that redundant?
Rick Perry= gay cowboy.
Mama Bear wears the Carhart, don't poke that bear please.
Can you technically BE a straight man and pronounce the word "expand" this way?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detai…
I was thinking more along the lines of:
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=robert+redford+rhi…
"A new discovery regarding Paul shows he accepted homosexual Christians. A prominent Greek scholar authenticated the finding. If you met Paul on the road tomorrow he'd be wearing Carrhart."
From an ad over there on the right.
C'mon Ricky, you need to give us more than one button unbuttoned.
You want the job, don't you?
There's 3 things I don't like about Rick Perry, but dang it if I can't remember what they are.
All of 'em, Jakey.
Just to be clear: if Rick were out of the closet, and weren't a pea-brained fascist asshole, would any of us have any trouble with his smirking, swaggering cowpoke routine? I would think it was kind of adorable.
Although I have never spurned a beer in my life, I must agree.
But your hypothetical is along the lines of "If gravity were an inverse cube law, and the fine structure constant were 42".
This is spooky. I was thinking exactly the same thing.
In other words, if he weren't Rick Perry, he'd be adorable. Agreed. Problem is, he IS Rick Perry.
Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln…?
The only thing Perry has in common with Heath Ledger is prescription drugs.
But if Rick can't pass animal breeding with any better grade than a gentleman's "C" how could we expect him to be anything other than someone playing cowboy. The guy can barely figure out how animals fuck. Something as sophisticated as herding and cutting and roping and branding just won't happen with someone that dim. I'd be stunned if the dumb bastard could drive a stick shift vehicle or piss standing up without fucking either up.
But has he bred? Apparently so. But I give all the credit to Anita, who has a degree in nursing. She probably knows how to milk a male.
I made one: http://imgur.com/m5BEy
This is fabulous news for Rick Perry's top poll smoker.
Do we have SMOKING POLLS a la Colbert? Awesome!
The jackets are similar but not the same. You could say that Rick's jacket is a twin from another closet.
Yeah, but they are both IN THE FUCKING CLOSET, COME ON!!!!!!!!
maybe costume manager for Perry campaign is secretly an Obama voter who played practical jokes on Rick Perry wherever she/he could
ZOMG. All that money raised and he can't even hire him an aide to follow him around and check for stuff that might damage him — like this.
I just want to weep for what an idiot this little shite is. But, being a vile, obnoxious, crabby person, I shall laugh and laugh instead and point him out to the whole world and laugh some more.
Rick PerryGay Cowboy Enjoys Dressing Like a Gay CowboyA touch off topic, but this video remix of Perry's risible "strong" made me laugh like a giddy schoolgirl.
I used to really hate that song until now.
he might have a good chance with Heath Ledger, though.
too soon?
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It's quite amusing.
I don't know why y'all are giving Rick Perry shit about his jacket looking gay. Why, the last time I saw a jacket like that on a leathery washed-up truck-stop queen who was trying to dress like Columbo, it was the straightest thing about him.
In the words of Stan Marsh: "I've seen two men fucking, and this is the gayest thing I've ever seen!"
He's not dressing up.
Hey…give him a break. It's the Christmas season…you know, the time we don our gay apparel?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbrI3F7p6-o&fe…
Godless heathens not for Perry.
Hey, those cowboy shirts with the snap buttons on them don't just rip themselves open by themselves!
Shouldn't Rick be getting in a brawl or at least a scuffle with the other ranch hands on who's gonna git the last of the beans and cornbread???
Oh I am a gay caballero
Going to Rio Janiero
With nice oily hair,
And full of hot air,
I'm an expert at shooting the bull-eo
It isn't the jacket that makes me think that he's gay – it's the jizz running down his chin.
That rolling, shambling gait tells me he likes UNdressing gay cowboys a whole lot more.
This man gives earnestness the worse reputation possible.
"Holy Dogshit! Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!"
From Full Metal Jacket, 1987
Brokeback Caucus
I'd like to know what this has done for sales of Carhartt jackets.
Rick Perry, has more than a jacket in the closet!
and usually more than one dick in his ass.
"There's still ramblin' in the rambler let him go
You'll never tame him darling and you know
He'll break your heart in two
And after that he still ain't through
There's still ramblin' in the rambler let him go"
Thanks for putting your finger on it….I just knew there was something that was funny about him…
I bet Perry knows all the words to Oklahoma!
I wouldn't put money on him knowing all the letters in the word Oklahoma…
Sigh. I loved this movie. I was especially sad because I'm pretty sure my father-figure is a closeted homo and I see so much of that Heath Ledger character in him and I wish he would just come the fuck out already and be happy and gay.
Rick Perry is a flaming homo. Also.
But I think this is hypocritical of Wonkette, because we all like dressing up as gay cowboys. Srsly!
Rick who?
This.
There were rumors from 7-8 years ago that Perry's wife caught him in bed with a man – the Texas Secretary of State at the time.
Funniest thing about this whole thread (besides the brokeback guys being sheepherders and not cowboys) is that Carhart coats are probably the most common coat you will see on any farm or ranch because they are tough enough to not rip with the work we do. Something you people don't need to worry about when the most physical thing you do is wrestle with a paper jam in your printer…
Hehe ThadTrue, but are they always BROWN?
Rick Perry, I give you your well deserved nickname, Idiot Del Mar!
We'll be left with nothing more than weak spurts of growth that are choked by a flaccid economy that no amount of stimulus injection can cure.
In other words, stagflation?
My son refuses to wear Carhart and now I know why.
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