Nation Aghast As Obama Daughters Eat Asian Food on Pearl Harbor Day

 Before "Pearl Harbor" was reduced to a three-hour reel of explosions starring overpriced wooden puppet Ben Affleck, it was a place where a bunch of American soldiers were attacked by a bunch of Japanese soldiers these seventy years ago today. A Day of Infamy, if you will. You may remember from every commemorative evening news broadcast since then that Americans generally avoid doing anything Asian-sounding on this day, to honor the fallen and to keep our wounds fresh. This year, though, you can count out those Obama daughters and their fancy-schmancy private school to have other plans. America-hating plans!

You can thank some local CBS affiliate "WUSA9" for keeping it so VERY eyewitness-y today, allowing the right-wing blogs to suffer a complete meltdown. 

 BREAKING HARD:  

What are President Obama's kids eating at school on Pearl Harbor day? Japanese food, of course!

Sidwell Friends School's website shows the menu for Wednesday December 7th, 2011, the 70th anniversary of Pearl Harbor Day, as an Asian food day.

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It was the bloodiest foreign attack on U.S. soil in the modern war era, until the September 11th attacks in 2001.

Here are the options for Malia Obama and her sister, Sasha on the "Day that will live in Infamy: December 7, 2011.

Asian Mushroom Soup

Oriental Noodle Salad

Classic Spinach Salad

Teriyaki Marinated Chicken Strips

Szechuan Tofu and Veggies

Garlic Roasted Edamame

Vegetable Fried Rice

Fortune Cookies

Is the Szechuan cuisine of southwestern China native to Japan now? Eh, DETAILS. And oh, look, the kids also managed to get the Pearl Harbor Day Ceremony cancelled , too, probably as part of their training in Kenyan voodoo. [ WUSA9 ]