Just to clarify: Michele Bachmann isn’t offering to let gays get married in the same way straight people do, she’s offering to let gays marry people of the opposite sex if they feel the need to be able to get hitched so badly. This is how “civil rights” works, according to someone with a mail-order law degree. “[Gay people] can get married,” she says, “But they abide by the same law as everyone else. They can marry a man if they’re a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they’re a man.” So many options!
After Bachmann delivered a pandering sermon about tolerance and government protection of civil rights to a group of high school students, one thoughtful youngster managed to ask the obvious:
JANE SCHMIDT: Why can’t a man marry a man?
BACHMANN: Because that’s not the law of the land.
JANE SCHMIDT: So heterosexual couples have a privilege.
BACHMANN: No, they have the same opportunity under the law. There is no right to same-sex marriage.
God, we are too tired of this woman to even try to solve that Rubix blob of illogic except to point out that gay marriage is lawful in Iowa, where she was speaking. But not in Minnesota, which makes a pretty good legal theory for how she ended up married to Marcus Bachmann! [HuffPo]
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She also suggested that said weddings take place at the US Embassy in Tehran.
GT[R]:
If they want to get married in Miami, they better learn to speak Cuban. Just ask Herman Cain for details.
More good news: Perry agrees that gays can vote at age 21.
John Wayne Casey can do it for less than Min. Wage.
She was just pointing out the law's majestic equality.
prommie:
We don't get enough Anatole France snark here on Wonkette.
Well played!
And her plan works fine for me; a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
So THAT"S it! I was wondering what the Birkenstocks and plaid shirts were all about!
Don't forget the Subaru!
Yeah, I figured the Subaru wagon would have been the more obvious giveaway.
But then if you go by that criterion, fully half the people in my Pacific NW region would be lesbians (of either gender).
That means that pretty much everybody in Boulder, Colorado is a lesbian. No wonder I can't get a date.
But then I've often wondered if I myself were a lesbian trapped in a man's body, too. What'sja doing after work today, caveman?
If a Subaru is a tell, then Fairbanks would have a bigger rainbow parade than San Francisco.
"Because that's the law" is no answer. We make our own damn laws.
What part of equal does this dipshit not get? Idiot!
She doesn't get the part where federal taxes are lower for man-woman marriages. She loves high taxes for non-heterosexuals.
See, all rights are equal. But some rights are more equal than others.
One Dick Good, Two Dicks Bad!!
Two Dicks 2012!
That's (gonna be) the ticket.
Two Dicks, one cup?
Animal Farm snark is also highly appreciated.
Agreed.
Apparently you haven't seen "Behind the Green Door". Four Dicks Good!
The student challenging her has more logic circuits in two brain cells than Bachman has in her entire head.
"What part of [ _______ ] does this dipshit not get? Idiot! "
This is the Acme Products All-Purpose gizmo of questions posed about Michele Bachman.
Michele is a couple of months past "stick a fork in her, she's done". Someone should tell her.
It's not like Marcus has stuck anything in her the last few years…
Don't you stick a fork in something to find out whether it's done? Whatever: fork Miche1e Bachmann!
Maybe she's like an Oxtail soup or a Boeuf Bourguinon and just needs to cook for a really long time before she gets tender.
Nah, more like this.
She's starting to smell funny. Someone should have a look at her "use by" date.
The sixteenth minute of fame is the most tiresome.
pwnd by a teen is today's 'jumping the shark'.
BACHMANN: No, they have the same opportunity under the law. There is no right to same-sex marriage.*
*Except where it is a right, like in Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, and Vermont.
Right! I didn't hear her object to those laws. She supports same-sex marriage where it is the law of the land.
I'm sure she'll be finding an exception to the states' rights doctrine real soon concerning that, just like Rick Perry did.
Heheh. Suck on THAT, Bachmann! Coming to a state near you!
How come her head doesn't assplode from ignoring states' rights on this one?
Oh, you and your facts.
According to the Taliban here in Iowa, same-sex marriage will be Constitutionally abolished , just as soon as they can take over the Democratic Controlled Senate and get it on a ballot to be voted on, because the majority of Iowans demand it.
Of course, polls show that the majority of Iowans don't care if gays want to get married or not, and they recently lost a special election for a Senate seat running on the pledge to abolish same-sex marriage.
These people have already endorsed Michele Bachmann.
I heartily endorse their policy of running on that pledge, every election for the next several decades.
And DC.
and Maine. Don't forget that L.L. Bean now sells ass-less chinos.
Well it's about time … makes getting a good fit a whole lot easier.
For most men, removing fabric from the front to accommodate a gut would be a better idea. Men tend to lose their arses as they age and gain real estate around the midsection.
Men tend to lose their arses as they age and gain real estate around the midsection.
It's… it's like you know me.
You know, you're just going to *confuse* the poor, idiotic bitch. Lookit, this is someone who can't tell the difference between John Wayne (whose REAL name wasn't EVEN John OR Wayne) and John Wayne Gacy (whose real name was BOTH John AND Wayne). She can't tell the difference between the anniversary of someone's death and their birth. And you want her to know that ALL THOSE STATES have gay marriage laws?
Oy!
Liberté, égalité, retardité!
Quit usin' all them 50-franc words! (Sorry, 5-Euro words!)
Spent extra Euros for the accent aigu option package, too. Memzilla's living the high life, no question about it.
En Gardasil!
Best laugh I've had all week.
STOP PICKING ON TRIG!!! Or whichever moran is in the rotation, also.
The way they do, you'd think he was their nose.
Bachmann added; "The day when an Adam and Steve can marry and pollute the institution of marriage, is the day when we send a man to the moon."
And we'll close our embassy in Iran before either one of those things happen.
We'll end ties with the Soviet Union, also. Too.
So, if Marcus married Ann Coulter, would that violate the space-time continuum?
A manly woman for every womanly man. The rest of you just get porn.
Something's getting violated considering Coulter's 9 inch cock and Marcus' poop-vagina. I'll download and watch that shit.
do not want
Look, I'm not saying Ann Coulter has a penis, but if she does we're not talking about any nine inches. The way she overcompensates we're talking three, maybe four inches at best.
Ann and the Angry Inch.
No wonder why he's angry all the time.
Anybody with Javier Bardem for their av has NO business talking about Marcus' cloaca like that.
mAnn is a womanly man trapped inside the body of a manly woman.
As a man who lurks and drools over women's bodybuilding and hardcore butch lesbian sites, I endorse this idea.
According to the Constitution, Michele is free to go fuck herself.
And don't we ALL wish she would, most especially Marcus who was praying he'd never have to "do duty" again.
Michele then went on to tell this brave teen, " Founding Fathers worked tirelessly until homosexuality was no more."
One wonders if she would allow Jebus to marry his dinosaur?
Only is Jesus isn't gay or the dino isn't one of those gay Assosaures.
Even worse, a Triassic dinosaur!
So that's why they used to ask you if you were a homosexual or a communist on US visa applications. Kept America free from both.
The Founding Fathers were a bunch of drag queens, what with their lace and powdered wigs and what-not. Where were ye, olde white wimmenz at? Hengh?
"If you are a cat you can marry a dog. If you are a pig you can marry a frog. I am a witch and I married a warlock. I'm trapped in my car cause I can't work the door lock." MB
If Che1y gets trapped in the car because she can't work the door lock, then she needs BlondeStar.
Rick Santorum wants to know if the law allows you to gay-marry a dog, or if the dog has to be of the opposite sex.
My dog wants to know if the law allows him to bitch – slap Rick Santorum, or if the dog has to restrain himself to endless barking and growling at him.
Tell little Ricky to ask our legal espurt Clarence Thom-ass. He knows all about those things like man-on-dog stuff.
Tell him to get the hell outa the dog and THEN we'll answer his question.
Outside of a dog, Rick Santorum is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, Rick Santorum is too hard to … EWWWW!!
"…not the law of the land…"?
Given all of the rules and regulations that you are going to change… this could be one of 'em… no?
Now, now… everyone has the right to free speech. Even hideous, hypocritical, bigoted morans who should be fed into the nearest wood chipper.
Just don't be a gay hideous, hypocritical, bigoted moran…
… flash frozen first for maximum chippage…
Kindling Libel!!!
Someone, please, for her own good, kidnap Ol' Crazy Eyes and have a "Pray Away The Stupid" intervention.
Does that "intervention" involve putting a bag over her head?
This idiot must be campaigning to make sure that no one votes for her, ever.
Whoever's doing oppo for the next Dem candidate in her district isn't going to have to work very hard, that's for sure.
She did an Q & A session at the University of Northern Iowa this week, focusing on education.
The answer to every question was to abolish the Department of Education, lower taxes, and return control of the schools back to local governments.
The University of Northern Iowa was formerly known as The Iowa State Teacher's College and the majority of graduates major in Education and go on to the teaching vocation.
She was largely met with boos from the audience, except for the attendees that were shipped in by the Black Hawk County Republiklan Party.
I think we should close down all Christian churches immediately. This is not religious discrimination against Christians, because we're also prohibiting Jews, Moslems, Hindus, Athiests, Agnostics, Pastafarians, Buddhists, etc. from worshiping at Christian churches.
LOL
I used to be a Pastafarian, but then I got excommunicated for eating rice.
Gary Hart? Is that you?
Good lord..will this illogical wombat disappear already???
You have to wonder who would give money to her campaign. Even in Iowa people are smart enough to say, "Well, yes she was born here, but that doesn't mean I have to vote for her. We've suffered enough with Steve King."
Wombat libel!
The Wombat, the honeybadger's r3t4rded little brother.
In Bachmann's world, the little plastic bride on top of the wedding cake will wear a beard.
Idea for a sitcom: Lesbian couple and gay-guy couple, frustrated over the lack of benefits etc., agree to marry each other's partner, and of course they all live in the same house, none of their parents/neighbors/co-workers know they're gay, etc. etc.
This would work.
Like a 21st century Three's Company! Wacky hijinx ensue!
Call me babe – we'll do lunch. Let's make this happen.
Isn't that the premise that got the new "Playboy Club" show canceled?
Sounds like a Will And Grace spin off.
…and since this is an American sitcom, both the guys are fat and schlumpy, and both the gals are hawt. Lipstick lesbians being far more marketable, of course.
So maybe more of a spinoff of Sara Silverman's show.
In the days of DADT, I knew of a pair of gay couples who did exactly this to keep their partners and benefits. Sadly, wacky hijinks did not ensue…
It does work! knew 2-3 couples in the late 80s-early 90s who set up households like that. A couple of the spouses were military and every partner wanted the rights and financial benefits automatically gained through marriage.
These are just people I knew. I'm sure this solution has been practiced many, many times in the previous decades and centuries. The one gay woman/one gay man solution has been put into practice tens of thousands of times.
This is essentially the definition of "Compassionate Conservatism."
Mmmmm, if Marcus had been a fur-trapping Froggie, would we have Grosse Bite National Park in Wyoming instead of Grand Teton?
My wingnut relatives complain that the left is always trying to tell people how to live their lives, while these busybody loons on the right happily tell people who their allowed to fucking LOVE.
Jesus Christ on an ice cream cone.
That's because conservatives believe freedom only applies to straight white Christian men.
What kind of nails do you use on an ice cream cone?
Dip 'em in liquid nitrogen first, they'll stick just fine.
(fixed)
Thanks, buddy! See you at the robe auction…
Yeah, but, c'mon, the government might regulate incandescent light bulbs, and you just know it's liberals behind that infringement on my freedom.
I assume she'll be telling the right-to-lifers to shut the fuck up because Roe v Wade is the law of the land too. Just like minimum wage laws. And the Affordable Care Act (aka "Obamacare").
Hell, if it's good enough for Michele and Marcus, it's damned well good enough for everybody else!!1!11!!1
(I also understand they can't have anymore children – the way they do it.)
She just wants to make sure everyone else is trapped into a loveless, miserable sham of a marriage, just like her. That's only fair.
Hey, at least she's practicing what she preaches for a change.
Just practicing her love!
Gay men can and do marry the opposite sex. Example.
Call that sex?
I guess they didn't teach Loving v. Virginia or Zablocki v. Redhail at that fancy unaccredited Jesus law school.
So she basically just admitted to being a beard; either that or she's just too stupid to realize how her statement feeds into the common perception of Marcus.
I'm leaning toward the latter. I think she's too stupid to realize those young hot rentboys are not Marcus' golf caddies.
Hey, now, he has a bad back, but not from getting reamed on car hoods, and lifting his own luggage requires way more personal responsibility than even a Republican can be expected to have.
All of the 23 foster children Michelle and Marcus had were girls. Hmmmm.
Intelligent design isn’t the backed up by the scientific community yet she has found room in her heart to celebrating diversity there. I suggest Michele lets the free market work and lets gays of legal age choose who they would rather marry. Judging from her husbands choices some gay men may indeed chose the beard route.
Michele has the lawful right to do many things as well: marry Marcus, run for wingnut president, kiss my ass…..
Michele then went on to say "If man were meant to lay with another man, god would have given them a penis-sized hole."
Marcus then tapped her on the shoulder and said "I can name three."
Three? I haz a confuzed.
Gay marriage LEGAL in Iowa???? I say close our embassy there RIGHT AWAY!!!!
At least, end the ethanol subsidies. No corporate welfare for Sodomites.
Thank you Captainess Obvious.
What if you had been prohibited from marryin Marcus, the man of your dreams? Oh wait, that argument probably doesn't work here….
Subliminally I saw that as Captainess Oblivious, which would make too much sense.
wish I'd thought of that…
So John Cornyn can get gay-married to a box turtle, as long as it's a lady turtle?
(Too bad for you, Mitch!)
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Well that gives snapper a whole new <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snapping turtle">meaning, doesn't it?
Damned intense debate, anyway…
Shelly's pretzel logic deserves a Steely Dan. But she won't do it again without a fez on.
And we thought that band was somehow "cool." Until "hey 19," at least. "The fine co-lum-bian, makes tonight a wonderful thing." Gives me douche-chills.
Hey 19 – My favorite fukkin' song evah!
"No married gays in the promised land
There's no hol
ey ground, if you let them show;Any mandate in this Ego Grande
Tells her "Queen of the World — as far as I know!" ♫
♫ Oh, no, William and Mary won't do now. ♫
And she might want to keep in mind, since she's "RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES!," that something will have to be done about Marcus:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome
In the alternate universe where I unfortunately get to spend far too little of my time (especially on weekdays), cameras and microphones are sentient beings who long ago ceased to acknowledge the existence of Mrs Marcus B.
Maybe Michelle was just trying to tell the little high schooler how she and Marcus have worked the system. Get married straight and then assfuck away on the side.
And this is why she will flip her support to Newt when she finally realizes she's going nowhere in her campaign.
It's kind of obvious that God now realizes he should have given Adam more options. Especially since observing how badly the wingnutter fundies have fucked everything up.
If gay folks could get married, then they would be able to take care of foster children.
The Baby Farmer doesn't want the competition.
Gay foster parents don't deserve the tax credits!
BACHMANN: No, they have the same opportunity under the law. There is no right to same-sex marriage.
Could a tenther please fucking explain to me how, if they don't find a right specifically enumerated in the Constitution, it doesn't exist? Because that's exactly what the Tenth Amendment covers — unless it comes to gay marriage or abortion or the right to protest the banks stealing your house, apparently.
(Psst: I think you mean the Ninth Amendment).
Dammit, there I go again, shooting my keyboard off before I make sure of what I'm saying. Thanks.
Ninth, Ninth, Ninth!
Putting on my retard hat for a moment, it's because certain concepts are presumed to not require formal definitions. So the words 'freely to assemble' aren't defined because their meaning is clear and unambiguous; freely to assemble not in parks, not with tents and for only a 3 hour period in parts of Texas. Similarly 'marriage' doesn't require definition because it clearly means the union of a man and a woman; the only people who dispute that are LBGT folks and as we all know they don't count.
Seriously though, Marcus Bachmann availed himself of the right the law gives men to marry women, why can't other gay men do likewise?
So once a thing is the "law of the land" it should be forevermore set in stone, never to be altered? BREAKING: MICHELE BACHMANN IS PRO-ABORTION RIGHTS.
"They" can marry? Is Michelle encouraging plural marriage? I guess 2 guys could marry a girl and the 2 guys can go off an do whatever they want together…
This is where my invention the "Clapper Taser" would have come in handy, when the retards clap each time to support their stupidity, they'd be tazed. Bro.
I would like to ask all those clappers how happy they would be when THEIR daughter marries a gay man. Or, like everything else in Fundyville, that only happens to other people.
Because those sham marriages have a track record no one can dispute, right?
I love this woman. I hope she never leaves the news. Every time she talks it makes me laugh and cry at the same time. God did tell her to run. The God of snark.
God did tell her to run. Because God loves me.
AND, it keeps her out of the House.
And, truly, that god is an awesome, giving god. The snark god rarely taketh awayeth, let me tell you.
I would love to see her eyes explode out of her head if someone actually kept pushing One L on this topic. "Oh, really? There was a time when Christians like you believed that interracial marriage was not the law of the land. Do you believe that?"
I'm aware that there are people in Kentucky who still believe this.
Well we all know the Bible supersedes the Constitution, and since Michele is a Christian first and an American second, the LORD specifically informs her what the real law of the land is.
Neat trick: substitute Qur'an/Muslim/Allah for Bible/Christian/LORD above and you turn instantly from a patriot to a traitor.
Obviously, you have to pay attention to which God we're one nation under.
There are people in Kentucky, but they're from someplace else and only working/stationed there.
"All of us as Americans have the same rights. We have the same civil rights."
NO WE FUCKING DON'T, YOU CUNT!! THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!!
Psst, pass it on: I think she's trying to call us "un-American." There are Dominionists who believe that we queers should be transported to inhospitable places, much like the English did to criminals, the Irish, the Scots and the Roma,
While England did a pretty good job, they've really got to give it up for STALIN! When he wasn't making some damn fine omelettes, he was chucking ethnic groups into cattle cars and sending them thousands of miles from their historical lands, usually to Siberia, but if you were lucky, you could get Kazahkstan. Or a gulag.
For a minute there I thought it was Jean Schmidt asking her those questions.
It wasn't long ago in the South, interracial couples were also free to marry, just not to each other. What was MLK complaining about, anyway?
Gutsy student, and her questions were perfectly framed.
David Brooks is giving me 'the look of love'. I need to send him an email politely telling him that it can never be.
The only way to describe his face: punchable.
OT: Look, Wonkette, I didn't object too much to Kortney's vegetables, but when you invite me to get IN DEPTH WITH DAVID BROOKS, you're approaching camel-back-breaking-straw level. What next, bedtime chatter novels from Ann Coulter?
The Adams Apple of our Eye
This woman is a crap sandwich of words.
Crap Sandwich/Word Salad 2012!
OT but christ this is funny:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/herman-cain-la...
The picture screams for a Wonkette caption.
"Women for Cain." He has perfected the self-snarking campaign.
There are too many thumbs in that picture.
They're just happy that Mrs. Cain is finally putting a chasity sock on Mister's willy. "We don't have to have sex with the Herman? ALRIGHT!!!"
Should have been called "Dames for Cain"
Ho's for Bro's.
Sperm-dumpsters for the Herm-humpster.
I believe the correct term among Cain's generation for women is "broads," as in "Broads for Cain."
I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2011/12/wom...
OK, I give up on the fancy html for this. Those women may not be Americans. And Josh Marshall is horning in on our one-liner territory!
Dude! Those women actually do look German. Look at it! You'll see I'm right!
(Weird.)
"nein nein nein"
LMAO
"Women for Cain"? Is it an online dating site?
He just loves practicing his love on women. He loves sharing his sugar cane, with them.
Michele forgot that in the Great Plains Farming State of Iowa Kortney can finally marry that zuccini.
If Bachmann can marry a gay dude, why can't I? Not that I have anyone in mind but it would be nice to have the option.
Once again, a Republican has been intellectually bested by a teenager.
I'd like to chop off( that fucker that keeps clapping 's) hands!
Notice how Ole Crazy Eyes works in the "special rights" lie.
This makes as much sense as "the climate change science isn't settled," or "we need to teach all theories – grand design as well as evolution."
Gay folks aren't asking for "special rights," Bitch. They are quite properly demanding their rights – same as everyone else has.
If she actually knew anything about our nation's history – and I'm willing to grant that's quite a stretch – she'd know the ultimate cause of the American Revolution was the simple fact that Good King George would not recognize the Colonists as having the same rights as all other Englishmen.
If the T-Baggers understood this, they'd think twice about what they are pushing these days. Kind of like those Southern planters teaching the slaves Biblical stories like Moses leading his people to freedom from bondage in Egypt.
This shit can backfire on ya.
Blowback can be a bitch. Bitch.
Notice how Ole Crazy Eyes works in the "special rights" lie.
I wish the girl had answered – "The availability of same-sex marriage wouldn't create a special right. Straight people could marry someone of their own sex as much as gay people could."
I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet this morning, but did I just hear Michele Bachmann admit that she's the beard?
To me the most noteworthy part of this scene, aside from the courageous and well-spoken Jane Schmidt (three cheers for young heroes!!!) was the predictable "clap-clap-clap" that followed each of Bachmann's illogical talking points. Much as I do not respect her it is the ignorant stupidity of the people that is the problem. She only exists because of the people who support her and her brand of non-ideas. The real opposition to worthy causes like same-sex marraige are all around us, and each of us, if we believe in these things, needs to take it upon ourselves to find these neighbors friends and relatives and courteously lead them to the correct viewpoint.
That high school girl asking her the questions is remarkably composed and mature. I don't think I could have resisted telling Shelly where she could shove her "same opportunity under the law" if she had fed me that crap of an answer…
Because she's a librul PLANT, OBVS!!11!!
Jane Schmidt probably has 2 mommies.
Jesus had two daddies.
She must have taken like 500 doses of that HPV vaccine.
She got mad at the compact fluorescent lightbulbs in the house and sucked them all dry.
If you put all of Michele Bachmann's supporters in one room they could split a Pizza.
Why is that nice young lesbian girl doing wearing a Russian aviator's hat?
I don't need better broadband but I do miss Courtney. Now when I visit the Wonkette, there is a wanted poster of a pedophile smirking at me. I wouldn't want to get 'In Depth' with him for any amount.
Bachmann always reminds me of the Mark Twain quote: "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
Yep, Mz M, the law, in its exact equality, forbids both rich and poor from sleeping under bridges.
Three cheeers for the law!
Jane Schmidt? Isn't she the one of flag sweater notoriety?
Is she speaking as a satisfied customer?
I honestly think I maybe understand this one. I think she means that it's sort of like how it's illegal to steal from a bank, but if congress gives your bank permission to steal, no problem! Really, if you don't understand it, you may not be a real American. Sorry.
Plucky teen should have said, "Gays should marry a member of the opposite sex? Like you and Marcus, you mean?"
Somewhere out there, there's a conservative blog with the exact same headline as this post, word-for-word, 100% snark-free.
EARTH TO WONKETTE!
Breaking (like the wind) News!
Trump to Moderate Republican Debate in Des Moines on Dec. 27.
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VOTE HER OFF THE ISLAND!
Anything but let them get gay-married! Via RightWingWatch:
Buster Wilson, the General Manager of the American Family Association’s American Family Radio, yesterday on AFA Today told co-host Ed Vitagliano how marriage equality for gay and lesbian couples will ultimately lead to not just the legalization of polygamy but also legal approval of marriages to buildings, cars and dogs!
Funny, back when it was against the law of the land for someone black to marry someone white, they only feared it would lead to them not being racist bitches around later generations of pale skinned people who were "actually" black.
I'm gonna marry the Capitol building since I'm apparently already being fucked by its member(s).
Hey-O!
So in the AFA's world, cars, buildings and dogs are capable of giving informed consent? Good to know. If I accidentally back over any of those fuckers 4 or 5 times, it wasn't me, it was my car — I had nothing to do with its well-reasoned choice to turn them into mangled shitstains.
They've vilified so many groups over time that now they can only reach for the preposterous.
I love typing the word preposterous. I love saying it because it's just so fun to say it. I guess I have to be an upstanding person and say that I do appreciate the Republicans for their behavior, their current roster of candidates for Presidency, and vocal expressions that come out of their mouths. Expressions include Umms, Hyuks, Errs, Boos, recognized words and neologisms, and sometimes collections of words placed together in what could accurately be defined as a phrase or sentence if the words were clumped together in a structure that expressed a cohesive idea.
So far, I've heard very few Rethug word-clumps that could pass as sentences. And so I thank them again for giving me another opportunity to use the word preposterous every single day, at any time of day. Mighty generous of 'em.
Bullshit! The outrage! The gays will marry straight-up the day Bachmann marries a gay guy, OK?!? Oops…. wait a minute…. she already has. Rats.
Has it crossed her mind at all that, although she seems to benefit from the arrangement, not every woman wants to be a beard?
Was Trigg/Tug/Tank drolling on the Judge's robe during court? Where the hell is that kid, anyway?
Nobody's saying the blacks can't get married to other blacks, they just can't steal our white women. Nobody's saying the homos can't get married to other homos they just can't steal our … straight … guys. No, that doesn't quite work, they can't marry the other homos, but they can steal the women. Or, I don't know. What's the problem again?
Does Bachmann think that Loving v Virginia was wrongly decided, according to the "law of the land" standard?
Actually, I should back up …
Does Bachmann think?
I just figured out the look on Shelly's face: she's sporting a vibrating butt-plug in back and Bin-Wah Balls in the front, at all times.
Well, you know, this is something she has intimate knowledge of being in a straight marriage with a gay dude, and all. Really, won't someone, anyone ask her about her big, fat gay wedding, already?
We wouldn't even care if this bitch wasn't such a hypocrite. This has gone from being funny, to angering, to just plain sad.
That is, as they say in my native state of Georgia, "mighty white of her."
The Affordable Care Act is also the "law of the land" and I look forward to Rep. Bachmann-Crazy-Overdrive's unquestioning support of it when she returns to Congress full time (in about six weeks).
What makes it such a brilliant book is that, in addition to the vicious satirical characterization of Soviet communism, it’s also a touching story that makes you care about the characters
Slut.
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