Power-Crazed Twerp Bloomberg: ‘I Have My Own Army’

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#heblowsalotSociopathic kleptocrat billionaire Micheal Bloomberg came back from his castle on Bermuda to announce that buying three terms as New York’s mayor is the bestest present he could buy someone as awesome as himself, because he has “the seventh biggest army in the world” in the form of the NYPD, his own personal military force. You know who else had their own huge army, before their heads rolled into a handcrafted French basket?

PolitickerNY reports:

“I have my own army in the NYPD, which is the seventh biggest army in the world. I have my own State Department, much to Foggy Bottom’s annoyance. We have the United Nations in New York, and so we have an entree into the diplomatic world that Washington does not have,” Mayor Bloomberg said.

Well isn’t that special, Mikey.

As revolutions rage across the Western Industrialized World — from the millions on strike in the UK today, to the moral victory of the raided occupiers in Los Angeles and Philadelphia, to the coming shutdown of America’s entire West Coast — the power-mad lunatics like Bloomberg can be expected to make increasingly crazy pronouncements and command their forces to increasingly crazy violence against the citizens. But one day, the forces turn on the castle itself. [PolitickerNY]

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