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A timeless photo for a timeless story.You were so sure this headline was finally at long last going to be referring to Rick Perry, but still no dice. (Seriously, though, WHEN???) This time it’s America’s one-time Sheriff of the Year Patrick Sullivan, the Republican former top law enforcement official of Arapahoe County, Colorado, who is in trouble for “the usual” with these closeted old right-wing queens, trying to get hold of some hottt peen action in exchange for meth. And now everyone in Arapahoe County will pretend to be shocked that somehow a staunch Republican hater of even banal measures like medical marijuana legalization is secretly about as committed to upholding drug laws when there’s a gay hooker in the vicinity as Ted Haggard is to his straight Jesus.

From the Denver Post:

Drug task-force officers were “visually monitoring” the deal when the 68-year-old former national Sheriff of the Year delivered methamphetamine to an Aurora home and sought sex in return, said current Arapahoe County Sheriff Grayson Robinson.

“This shows that no one is above the law, particularly a current or a former peace officer,” Robinson said.

Robinson said Sullivan had an ongoing relationship with the man as well as other men he had a history of bonding out of jails in the metro region.

Aaaand the hilarious kicker:

Sullivan is being held on $250,000 bail in the jail that bears his name, the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility. He was sheriff from 1984 until his retirement in 2002.

Ah, sweet irony. And now here’s hoping the next “Republican sheriff loves meth and gay hookers” headline we read is about Joe Arpaio. [Denver Post; thanks to Wonkette operative “Steve L.”]

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  • Barb

    Now they can change the name of the city to ACrackaHoe County, Colorado.

    • http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

      I used to live next door in Boulder County. But I don't remember much because of Boulder's second hand smoke, if you know what I mean.

      • Negropolis

        A veritable people's republic, I hear.

  • catchtheflava

    Sheriff Joe did have that thing for pink underwear.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

      I believe the shade he favoured is known in trade circles as "flaming pink."

  • chascates

    This is good news for Herman Cain.

  • GregComlish

    I heard there was a bar of soap at the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility that also has Patrick's name on it

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    "I Fucked the Sheriff, but I Did Not Bang the Deputy."

    • LettucePrey

      “Just because I bond random man out of jail to massage my sac and fill me out like an application means I’m GAY? The founding fathers are CRYING!”

      • Biff

        Fondling Fathers, in this case.

        • http://wonkette.com ShitFilledExistence

          Spooge Washington et al.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

        "Fill me out like an application"? Girl, I am SO stealing that!

      • Swampgas_Man

        Bondage Libelz, also.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Jacob Marley's nephew Bob weeps.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Kudos. My first laugh out loud comment of the day, and I just watched the Daily Show I DVR'ed from last night.

    • GhostBuggy

      Oh, well fucking done,sir.

  • justkillmenow

    These stories are kind of "dog bites man" material, but they never lose the funny. And this with the detention facility name….classic. I hope when it's Joe they make him wear pink undies – for the perp walk.

    • OneYieldRegular

      What do you want to bet that he already carries the jail nickname "Junior"?

  • Captain_Quark

    In the immortal words of the Vibrators:

    "He drives a black Cadillac,
    Whips and furs in the back"

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Great, great song.

  • Gunner Asch

    Now I have Ode to Schadenfreude running around in my head, thanks.

    • user-of-owls

      I hope the chord is minor. You know, like the guy Sullivan propositioned.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Quick–download "Schadenfreude" from "Avenue Q."

  • offbrandboobs

    "…everyone in Arapahoe County will pretend to be shocked that somehow a staunch Republican hater of even banal measures like medical marijuana legalization …"

    But anal measures are a-ok!

    • Swampgas_Man

      It's just a matter of where you put the joint, innit?

  • SorosBot

    And just before Dickember begins.

    • freakishlywrong

      Alas, though, lucky for us, Sorosbot, it's still Blowvember..

  • prommie

    Those damn 'coons will fuck anything. The poor beagle, it looks so humiliated.

    • user-of-owls

      Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence. Dogs are incapable of feeling humiliated as they lack even the most rudimentary capacity for self-respect.

      • Geminisunmars

        Where is my down-fister.

        • user-of-owls

          You've been brainwashed by Big Dog. Wake up!

          Dogs Playing Poker is a more insidious piece of propaganda than the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

          • Geminisunmars

            Yah, well I like and trust most dogs more than I do most people. And as for eating shit — have you been noticing what us humans been consuming these last few decades?

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

            Dogs are loyal to the very end of their loving little lives. I don't have dogs anymore. Too gimpy to give them the exercise they need. But if humans could be genetically modified to be as loyal and loving as dogs, we would greatly improve the species.

      • SorosBot

        Anything that finds shit to be a tasty treat has rather untrustworthy taste.

        • BigDumbRedDog

          How do you know? Have you ever tried it? Cat poop rolled in litter might be delicious. All crunchy on the outside and soft in the middle. Ooh look! It's still warm!

      • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

        What are you?
        A cat lover?

        I like cats, (if they act like dogs).

        • user-of-owls

          If a cat did that, it's own entrails would crawl up its throat and strangle him.

    • widestanceshakedown

      Looks more like an "oh, yeah, baby, you're killing me, so how much longer you gonna take back there?" expression to me

    • Buckminster

      "It was that or turn over all my Alpo to him."

      • user-of-owls

        Only a dog would consider assfuckin' an acceptable price to pay for a bowl of industrial waste.

  • http://wonkette.com ShitFilledExistence

    That's so cool to be jailed in your own jail. How many people can say that?

    • Biff

      There's an Xzibit meme continuation in there somewhere, no doubt.

      • WunkRocker

        Didn't Walnuts crash something into something named after his Grand daddy?

    • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

      SFExistence, allow me to rephrase:

      You know who else was locked up in his own jail?

      • LesPaultard

        Ronald Reagan

      • widestanceshakedown

        Barney Fife (sp?)?

      • http://wonkette.com ShitFilledExistence

        a male iPhone?

      • chicken_thief

        Houdini, there for a second?

      • CthuNHu

        Rudolf Hess?

      • horsedreamer_1

        Staind?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

      I wonder what ensues when he's asked his name by other inmates?

      Inmate #1: So, uh, what's yer name?
      Patrick: Patrick Sullivan.
      #1: Really? Wow. Funny thing. This is the Patrick J. Sullivan hoosegow.
      So, what's your middle name?
      Patrick: James.
      #1: No shit? How'd'ja like that?
      Say … You wouldn't happen to be the …

      Yeah. Fill in the rest yo' own self.

    • Rosie_Scenario

      Bernie Kerik, until the place was renamed.

  • WunkRocker

    Straight Jesus. hahahaha Straight. Jesus. You kill me Wonkette. Unfortunately Joe Arpaioioio will only get to stayin tent #73B somewhere in the f*ckin' desert. Also.

  • poncho_pilot

    i can't believe we had to wait until Wednesday. Thanksgiving ruins everything.

  • owhatever

    Sheriff Robinson admits meeting those men, but only to offer them financial advice, and friendship in the Lord. Its the Liberal Cops who are at fault for arresting him for spreading the Word, and the Liberal Press for reporting the incident. He also adamantly denies screwing the dog.

    • Geminisunmars

      Screwing the pooch, however, is another matter.

    • Troglodeity

      Actually, he is waiting to "get more information" before he can deny the dog stuff.

  • Baconzgood

    Ahhhh. Don't ya love Blowvember.

    • Sparky_McGruff

      I think this is more like Meth-member.

  • WunkRocker

    Oh holy crap:
    "Sullivan had retired from law enforcement to become director of safety and security for Cherry Creek Schools in 2002, retiring from there in 2008. He was hired in the aftermath of security concerns following the deadly Columbine rampage of 1999."
    Like those kids didn't have enough problems?

  • TeaNuts

    Boy I guess if us fun lovin Libruls want to spice things up we is just going to have to go over to the dark side, now they know how to have fun. Ewwww!

  • johnnymeatworth

    "Drug task-force officers were 'visually monitoring' the deal."

    We can only hope that a one-way mirror was involved and that they each coughed up a twenty, at least.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      More likely they coughed up their lunch.

  • user-of-owls

    For christ's sake Patrick, act your age.

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      I was gonna say… He's same age as Newt Gingrich, at 68.
      One's a pilfering doughboy, the other a dope-luring philanderer.

      (whether or not the comparison's accurately drawn — neither of them much good for public service in that their current vices trump any past accomplishments)..

    • Puffperney

      Almost all males stop fantasizing at age 60 (real fact). Yet, these pervs apparently keep at it into their late 60's; it ain't fair!

  • Snarkfest

    I wonder if they let him pick his cellmate.

    • poncho_pilot

      kinda like asking someone to the prom.

    • GOPCrusher

      Seems only fair, since the jail is named after him.

    • widestanceshakedown

      Or at least his cellmate's nose.

      • HogeyeGrex

        "Nose" will be the least of it.

  • LettucePrey

    Don't worry, Sherriff, there's a cure for The Gay. Just get together with a bunch of other sex-starved homos in a secluded camp for a few weeks, talk about how you’re totally not gay at all and are 100% pussy loving, God-fearing breeders, throw on your baptizin’ robes and aggressively “hug” the cross until you feel the Spirit move through you. Problem solved.

    • user-of-owls

      Thanks for that imagery. I had a boner and was afraid to stand up. Not now!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Wait 'til Marcus finds out about this place!

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

      I know you mean well, Lettuce, but I'm here to report that that shit don't work. You can be as gawd-fearing as you wanna, but if you're gay, you're gay. All the cross-hugging does is remind you you've got a boner from the presence of all those sweaty-buttocked fellow sufferers.

  • Schmannnity

    Santorum was right. First gay marriage and then a beagle and coon are doing it coony style.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

      I was assured by my gay marriage-partner that *that* is BEAGLE-style.

      • Puffperney

        Definitely Beagle style, check out Sullivan's column at Vanity Fair.

  • PhilippePetain

    “This shows that no one is above sucking dick for meth, particularly a current or a former peace officer,” Robinson said.

    • poncho_pilot

      it's job training for the new economy.

      • PhilippePetain

        Beats desk work.

    • tessiee

      Would that be before or after the meth made his teeth fall out?

  • IncenseDebate

    I like how he tries to "anonymously" screw the dog while wearing one of the comic book crook masks!

  • EatsBabyDingos

    "In God We Trust; All Others Pay Meth" or "Venie, Vedi, Butttsects"

    • LettucePrey

      "E Pluribus Anum"

      • poncho_pilot

        reductio ad santorum.

  • prommie

    They only need three things to be happy; a tight beagle, loose shoes, and a warm place to do meth.

    • Schmannnity

      Earl Butz libel!

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

        With a name like "Butz," you'd think the motherfucker woulda had the good sense to lie low and not attract attention to hisself.

  • http://wonkette.com ShitFilledExistence

    He's got budding clown hair. How cute.

  • chicken_thief

    Update: Marion Barry has agreed to defend the sheriff, pro bono.

    • DahBoner

      You said "pro boner", huh huh huh…

  • Master Janitor V572

    Arapahoe County is one giant sprawl from the east side of Denver almost down to Colorado Springs, an empty, soulless expanse of starter homes and pickup trucks. Nice views of the Rockies, though.

    And Rick Perry is not gay. All the cute young men at A&M (and many other state U's with mandatory ROTC) had to wear those uniforms, although the boots are a bit kinky, it must be admitted.

    Well okay, Rick Perry doesn't know he's gay. Yet. Like Larry Craig, only stupider. Compassion for cheap immigrant labor, sure, but guys on death row are out of luck.

  • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

    Oh, man…so much schauden in this freude…

  • Snarkfest

    From that pic I first thought this was a story about Her..

    No no no no don't go there! Aaaahhh!

  • ThundercatHo

    Which evangelical megachurch did you say he was a deacon/asst. pastor/in charge of Sunday school?

  • ttommyunger

    This has to send a shiver down Sheriff Joe R. Piehole's flabby spine; you just know he a J. Edgar Hoover style closet queen.

    • GOPCrusher

      "meth and gay hookers" needs to be amended to say "meth and gay MEXICAN hookers" as the downfall of Sheriff Joe R. Piehole.

      • ttommyunger

        Are you saying he's “in the mood for a little Mexican” from time to time?

        • MaxNeanderthal

          He likes some jalapeno on his scotch bonnet, apparently….

          • ttommyunger

            …or up the arse.

  • Papa_Uniform

    Another HolierthanChristhimself Republithug caught in a meth for buttsects scandal? I'm too bored to yawn.

    • GOPCrusher

      I know. I hear the words "meth and gay sex", the first thing I say is "Meh, Republiklan.".

    • DustBowlBlues

      This is clearly an opportunity for Keith O to do that montage of stories about Republiqueens being caught in gay scandals. If, given how many there are already, I'm not sure they can be called scandals anymore.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    It's going to get much more interesting, once they find out where a retired cop gets his meth. (On the bright side, where he's going, the gay sex is free.)

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

      I wouldn't call it "gay sex," since buttsechs appears to have MANY more straight participants than gay. And in prison, every guy is either screwing some ass or getting his ass screwed. The minute they get out, though, most of them are straighter than y'all outside, and never want to see anything but pussy for the rest of their lives.

  • prommie

    Anyone interested in joining my new band, Tedious Pedant and the Tight Beagles?

    • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

      No, thanks – it sounds like an Eagles tribute band.

      • prommie

        I see what you mean, how can you not think of Don Henley when you see the words "tedious pedant."

  • Callyson

    Former Arapahoe County District Attorney Jim Peters, who worked with Sullivan, said the allegations against the former sheriff are "totally out of character" for the man he knew and are "hard to believe."
    "He was completely ethical, upright and honest," Peters said. "He just oozed honesty and integrity. He was an outstanding sheriff."
    No, actually, that ooze was the santorum…

    • poncho_pilot

      ooze is not a word most normal people would use to describe someone in a positive way. i'm confused why Peters (ha. peters!) would choose that word.

  • SayItWithWookies

    This is really going to upset a bunch of people in Sheriff Robinson's church — he was their connection.

    • DustBowlBlues

      To the meth? The sex? Oh, of course {gives forehead a dope slap}. All of them, Katie.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    "Sullivan is being held on $250,000 bail in the jail that bears his name, the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility."

    When your name is on the door,
    Don't get caught with a whore.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

      Can I tweet that? I'll attribute, and everything.

      • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

        Hey, this is the internet–anything you find is yours.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

          I had to turn your name into one word, sob! But it's linked to the story, so maybe the eager will find you anyway. Either that or a lot of links to Der Ring des Nibelungen.

  • subsum

    "Sullivan is being held on $250,000 bail in the jail that bears his name, the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility."

    Fucking surreal yet thoroughly amusing. It made my day.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

      Here's what annoys ME no end, though: When Sandusky was first arrested on charges of having sexually abused MULTIPLE minor children — disadvantaged children, at that — the judge released him on UNSECURED bail. That means he didn't pay a penny and was allowed to walk out of court a free man. IF he fails to appear for his court hearings, he or his family will THEN have to pay bail.

      Now here's Sullivan, a first-time drug offender with a lifelong record of service in a consensual homosexual relationship, who happened to deal drugs THIS ONE TIME as far as we all know. Yet he goes to jail immediately, no unsecured bail for him. Why is that? Why is it OK to release, basically on his own recognizance, an adult who has a history of raping defenseless little boys (the kids were all around 10-12 when he started on them), but NOT OK to release on OR a former sheriff in a consensual homosexual relationship?

      • subsum

        Because Sandusky is associated with a high-profile college football team and Sullivan is not. This is America: nothing is more important than sports.

        Congress will wake up from their high-fructose corn syrup-induced coma to hold hearings on the use of steroids in professional baseball but they won't even look at a bill that would create jobs for unemployed Americans.

        Now Congress is considering also holding hearings about the abuses at Penn State only and only because it involves the school's football team. If Sandusky was a tenured professor from any Humanities-related discipline he would be in jail and Fox would be ranting about liberal faculty members being perverts and whatnot.

        Even liberal commentators like Lawrence O'Donnell and Ed Schultz have spent hours going on and on about Paterno and Sandusky. That only goes to show that nothing is more important than sports in this country.

        Since I don't give a flying fuck about sports I couldn't care less about what happens with the Penn State football program. Now, as for this guy, the only reason I find the story amusing is because this dude is famous for being a staunch conservative Republican and I'm always happy when conservatives fall from grace.

  • paris biltong

    Hey, man, I remember being 68. I wouldn't have gone there then. Dope, hookers, when I was younger, maybe, but not then.

    • chicken_thief

      When I'm 68 – which isn't all THAT far off, I hope to be going for the dope and hookers.

      • tessiee

        For your 68th birthday present, I will a-wrapaho.

        • chicken_thief

          Nicely done! I'll being waiting, spiff in hand.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Sullivan trolls the jail records, which he controls, for twinks who like to tweak, gets them released and gives them meth that was confiscated in drug raids.

    A great deal for a low-life scumsucker who should spend the rest of his life in unrelenting agony.

  • CommieLibunatic

    If this day ever comes for Nickle Bag Joe, I will shed a single black tear of liquid joy.

  • Mahousu

    he had a history of bonding out of jails in the metro region.

    I had to look up "bonding" in the (urban) dictionary. Pullquote: "Bonding leaves the user with a cooling sensation, a feeling of complete satisfaction as if the user has accomplished something of great magnitude, AND prevents chafing." He may need that in jail.

  • El Pinche

    Ahem……HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Antispandex

    Thank god SOMEONE has returned to real Teapublican values. With the whole Herman Cain thing in the news, I was thinking the Party had lost it's compass.

  • OurHoboSenator

    That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.

  • HobbesEvilTwin

    Thank you Jeebus for giving this to us just in time to close out Blovember!

    I think Dickcember has Rick Perry written all over it.

    • Buckminster

      Are you sure Rick Perry hasn't been writing in crayon all over Dickcember? He's been known to do that.

  • SaintRond

    Republicans apparently have this thing for snorting meth off boners.

    Eat your heart out, Santorum. If you had an ounce of guts you'd be doing the same thing.

  • http://whatthefuckhasgopdonesofar.com/ Ayn Rand Paul Tard

    Dick–it's a helluva drug.

    • widestanceshakedown

      "might as well face it, it's the dick that you love. . ."

  • DahBoner

    Arrapahoe?

    No, that was a playful spank on her ass…

  • Mojopo

    At the message board for the first link, the high and mighty-ers are talking about the meth problem with gays, completely ignoring the fact that addiction doesn't discriminate and leading a closeted life often turns people into train wrecks.

    I'm a little sad for the sheriff, but not a lot because he could have had a much better life. He didn't choose to like peen, he chose to hide it and to be a hypocrite. How'd that work out for you, bro?

    • franco_pinyon

      In the midst of all the hilarity and tomfoolery, a sensible comment. Wow!

      • Mojopo

        I'm sorry. I'll get 'em next time, franco.

  • Terry

    "Robinson said Sullivan had an ongoing relationship with the man as well as other men he had a history of bonding out of jails in the metro region."

    So, this was really an open secret amongst Arizona law enforcement for years.

    • HarryButtle

      COLORADO law enforcement. We Arizonans have enough baggage to carry without y'all dumpin' other states' shit on us, thank you very much.

      • Terry

        Sorry about that. You are absolutely right.

  • x111e7thst

    If you are a mega-church pastor and you get caught with a rentboy and some meth you can just pray that nasty ghey away. What does a sheriff do, hire someone to beat it out of him with a rubber hose?

  • hagajim

    And the sherriff said "C'mere boy and I'll give you my love gun"

  • neiltheblaze

    Ironically, now he might get all the man-on-man sex he can handle.

    • chicken_thief

      And a steady supply of suitcased drugs!

  • Chichikovovich

    "Sullivan is being held on $250,000 bail in the jail that bears his name, the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility."

    Soon to be renamed the "That Old Geezer in Cell 12-3A Detention Facility"

  • littlebigdaddy

    Outspoken right-wing Repub politician and law-enforcement type, Front Range suburbs….I would almost be surprised if he WEREN'T snorting meth off some guy's dick. Hey, at least it wasn't little boys!

  • PuckStopsHere

    I think I saw this episode of Reno 911. Besides, isn't he just going to get in jail that which he was seeking in exchange for Meth? I.E., a good ass-fucking?

  • Eve8Apples

    " the 68-year-old former national Sheriff of the Year delivered methamphetamine to an Aurora home and sought sex in return"

    Well, no wonder they named him "National Sheriff of the Year." It's thoughtful of him to deliver drugs and sex to a constituent's home. Very customer service oriented. My local sheriff just delivers arrest warrants, search warrants, summons and subpoenas. I've tried to get the bastard to bring me a pizza, but he just told me to go fuck myself. He'll never get my vote for "National Sheriff of the Year."

    • tessiee

      "I've tried to get the bastard to bring me a pizza, but he just told me to go fuck myself."

      So, your sheriff is Dick Cheney?

  • bureaucrap

    Denver Post: "He just oozed honesty and integrity."

    Never heard that as a euphemism for spooge before.

  • BornInATrailer

    Um.. held in a jail named after him.

    If you wrote that into a screenplay, people would tell you to remove it so you don't destroy your audiences suspension of disbelief. That is just great.

  • mavenmaven

    Well, Arpaio did endorse Rick Perry, which is pretty much the same thing.

  • meatlofer

    They did NOT have sex. They just jerked each other off,while wearing condoms.

  • MozakiBlocks

    Have some reporter ask Rick Perry about his former aide and "body man" and see what happens…

    • tessiee

      The reporter will get pepper sprayed?

  • Diabeetis

    Aside from the closet-gay Republican thing, it's also worth noting how these "law and order" types often turn out to be corrupt lawbreakers themselves.

  • comrad_darkness

    It would be much easier to count the republicans who are straight and not hooked on meth.

  • Troglodeity

    The local conservative talk show host Mike Rosen is now saying that Sullivan was actually a closet … DEMOCRAT! Rosen points to Sullivan supporting additional funding for jails, etc. and restrictions on assault weapons.

    Which just goes to show that if you support raising taxes on the wealthy and any restrictions whatsoever on weapons, your next step will be to sell meth for gay sex.

  • franco_pinyon

    It is hard to think of anything funnier than the story itself.

  • Barrelhse

    Let's see who bails out Sully, someone will post bondage.

  • Rotundo_

    Republicans just don't do the discretion thing do they? Every criminal and most non-criminal in the county had to know the guy. Still, he walks in and sets up a deal and is no doubt stunned when he gets busted. I would love to hear the "Don't you know who I am!" conversation recorded when they busted his sorry ass.

  • YouBetcha

    This is so gay.

  • Buckminster

    "Hello Siri, I've been raped by a raccoon. "
    "Really!"

    • tessiee

      "Hello Siri"

      Tom Cruise's kid?
      "Raped by a raccoon" is probably not the weirdest thing she's ever heard.

      • Buckminster

        There be a lot of ways of WINNING

  • teebob2000

    >>"“Republican sheriff loves meth and gay hookers”

    Make that: “Republican sheriff loves meth and gay illegal alien cock”

  • http://strangestoriesaboutsadpeople.blogspot.com/ Thedongsofwar

    Ouch…

  • tessiee

    Gives new meaning to "I shot the sheriff".

  • Tommmcattt

    At a certain point Wonkette will have to start reporting when a Republican is found in a tryst with a woman whilst sober…because the boy/meth/dildosuit thing is getting to be a daily occurrence.

  • Negropolis

    Come on, you guys. He was obviously working undercover. And, he only took one for the team so he could find the drugs up the guy's ass.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/FlipOffResearch FlipOffResearch

    Imagine being stuck in a jail, named after the active sheriff, who also has a taste for man ass. It was the longest 6 months …

    This whole closeted gay Republican thing, at some point has got to stop being funny and start being sad. For right now, the Republicans are making it a cliche'.

  • cpiacono

    Wow! What are the odds of Patrick J. Sullivan being held IN the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility?!?!! I mean, that's right up there with Lou Gehrig DYING of Lou Gehrig's disease!!!

  • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com PalinzADummy

    Oh, I suspect the Sheriff prefers to play "bitch."