Heritage Foundation Dweeb Bravely Notices Obama Nearly Made a Gaffe

One lonely little Heritage Foundation blogger weenie has stumbled upon the ultimate smoking gun of rock solid evidence that Barack Obama is a hopeless fool who could not pass the fifth grade: he accidentally said "English Embassy," a thing which does not exist, when he was dutifully expressing his required disapproval of recent attacks on the British Embassy in Tehran. The actual next words out of Obama's mouth if you watch the video corrected the error with "the Embassy of the United Kingdom in Iran," but WHATEVER NO TAKEBACKS HUGE SCREW UP.

Most importantly, the blog post explains that by math, this near-mistake basically cancels out anyone being able to care about the relentless series of brutal foreign policy gaffes committed daily by the dim cesspool of idiots in the GOP presidential field:

In a press conference this evening, the president referred in stumbling fashion to the “English Embassy” in Iran instead of the British Embassy. One can only imagine the kind of howls of derision that would greet any presidential contender if that kind of basic error were made before, say, the editorial board of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. You can watch the video above.

Ha ha, here is a funny thing: when we first clicked on the blog post, the video of the remarks did appear at the top of the page, where you could easily notice Obama correcting himself. We accidentally refreshed the page and noticed that like Internet Magick, the video is now gone! Probably because that would ruin our righteous blogger's next point:

In case the president is unaware, England forms part of Great Britain, which also includes Scotland and Wales, though not Northern Ireland, which is part of the United Kingdom.

Look at all that fancy information! Obama would know that there is a thing called the United Kingdom, if only he would listen to himself speak one of these times.

And as always, it is infinitely fun to check in with the batshit commenters lurking on the Heritage Foundation website, like this super smart person "Barbara," who trashes Obama's gross lack of knowledge about the "English Embassy" with a clever mauling of English grammar:

Gee Pres, we thought you came from Haaaaarrrrvaaaarddd! Didn't you learn basic Geography and World History in Elementary and Middle School?????? For cryin' out loud, get a brain, because apparently your's went on a long vacation as soon as you stepped into the White House...

These wingnuts are becoming so subtle with their jokes these days! [ Heritage Foundation ]