Gloomy Fanatic Rick Santorum Admits Girls Despise Him

Nobody is sadder about amoral serial-divorcer Newt Gingrich's momentary rise in the GOP primary polls than invisible wingnut Rick Santorum. Why do the Iowans sort of half-pretend to be interested in Gingrich for a few weeks when arealCatholic anti-abortion zealot has been running for the nomination all along? For Christ sakes, Gingrich only "converted" to Catholicism because the latest in his string of floozies decided he needed to worship "the right god" so he could do his third marriage on her.

Anyway, here's what sad sack of Santorum says:  “I may not be the guy that the girls are initially attracted to when they walk into the dance hall, but ultimately once you get to know all the folks, I’m the one you want to take home to Mom.”

Uhh. [ Des Moines Register via ChasCates]