Michele Bachmann Somehow Unaware She Is Not Michelle Obama

At this point in the week, maybe you have stopped having panic dreams about Michelle Obama dougie-ing into your kitchen to kidnap your pecan pie. She has certainly moved on from our National Day of Obesity and Forgotten Genocide, and is now embracing the holidays to come with her fashion protégés/children and fancy dog. Our FLOTUS is so lovely, which is why many people wish they could live her life, with her beautiful children and fancy dog and absolute control over all the Wal Marts. "People" includes Michele Bachmann, who is actually very offended that she is not recognized as basically the same person as Michelle Obama.

Michele Bachmann, being a nationally televised clown herself, recently decided to visit famous (intentional) comedian Jimmy Fallon, to learn some secrets of the trade, or something, who knows. But Michele Bachmann was crazy-eyed angry after someone told her that she walked across the stage to the song "Lyin' Ass Bitch." Har har, jokes .

Republican candidate Michele Bachmann addressed the controversy surrounding her appearance onLate Night With Jimmy Fallonthis week, saying if what happened to her had happened to the First Lady, heads would have rolled.

Fallon has since apologized, and while Bachmann said she accepts the comedian’s apology, she thinks NBC should apologize as well.

“If that had been Michelle Obama, who’d come out on the stage, and if that song had been played for Michelle Obama, I have no doubt that NBC would have apologized to her and likely they would have fired the drummer, or at least suspended him," she told Fox News.

SUSPEND THE DRUMMER, that is the solution to this "controversy." Perhaps once Michele Bachmann realizes she is not running for First Lady, we will be rid of her. Until then, there are plenty of wonderful songs to describe our FLOTUS, so let us listen to them, to drown out the Crazy. [ Fox News ]