IDIOTS  11:21 am November 28, 2011

Illiterate Scott Walker’s Illiterate Tweet Removed By Staffers

by Wonkette Jr.

Affirmative Action in Action.Wisconsin Kochsuckler Scott Walker was so excited to get some time off for Thanksgiving, before he is recalled for being a giant jerkoff and also making Wisconsin number one in job losses. (How’s that “Wisconsin Is Open For Business” slogan working out, Walker?) The governor apparently typed the charmingly idiotic message pictured above all by himself, with whatever thumb wasn’t in his mouth. And then it was removed, presumably by his embarrassed staffers, who will soon be unemployed like everyone else in Wisconsin, the end.

There’s no sign of the idiotic tweet on the soon-to-be-ex-governor’s Twitter account today, obviously, but we found plenty of evidence that it was posted, because it appeared in numerous aggregation lists of state government and political Twitter accounts, which you can see here.

We’re so glad “are” governor will soon be unemployed again, and hopefully in prison, where it will be kind of quiet w/out a jabbering tool in the governor’s office. [Via the Wisconsin politics Tumblr site, Forward/Capital Times]

 

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{ 142 comments }

Schmannnity November 28, 2011 at 11:25 am

America wants to know, is our children learning.

DaRooster November 28, 2011 at 11:27 am

"… is are children learning."

:fixed

Lascauxcaveman November 28, 2011 at 11:41 am

When i saw that, i loled for about an our.

GunToting[Redacted] November 28, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Their they're, things will get better.

starfanglednut November 28, 2011 at 9:21 pm

Me two.

Schmannnity November 28, 2011 at 7:32 pm

Been gone all day. Bravo! Highest rated reply of my memory.

hollywooddood November 28, 2011 at 11:25 am

Walker, if you can spell, thank a teacher.

Master Janitor V572 November 28, 2011 at 11:30 am

But he can't, so he says fuck'em! Bust their unions!

hollywooddood November 28, 2011 at 11:38 am

Well, everybody knows teachers, bus drivers and janitors bankrupted the economy.

GOPCrusher November 28, 2011 at 1:31 pm

No wonder Newt wants to replace janitors with child labor.

horsedreamer_1 November 28, 2011 at 11:28 pm

Dave Umhoefer already did — WEAC was the recipient of a "Mostly False" in today's Journal Sentinel PolitiGACK bloviating.

(By comparison, Kleefisch's effort to hitch her & Scooter's survival to the Packers got an "half-true".)

gizdal November 29, 2011 at 11:51 am

for walker, "are" equals "our".

MissNancyPriss November 28, 2011 at 11:26 am

He was elected to public office.

freakishlywrong November 28, 2011 at 11:44 am

Scarier? The "elected" part, as in WHO elected this cross-eyed twunt?

Mumbletypeg November 28, 2011 at 12:02 pm

But he fought hard against the pubic option.

starfanglednut November 28, 2011 at 9:22 pm

Don't rub it in. I'm already embarrased to be American.

ManchuCandidate November 28, 2011 at 11:28 am

Skott. Dawn't blame the teachurs bekause u can't spall.

Geminisunmars November 28, 2011 at 11:31 am

Unionized teachers our responcebel four his sputidity. No wondur his against em.

horsedreamer_1 November 28, 2011 at 11:29 pm

Tori Amos Libel!

edgydrifter November 28, 2011 at 11:28 am

Edcuation am job won.

Pookums November 28, 2011 at 11:29 am

As a resident of Wisconsin I started following his Twitter stream with the sole purpose of responding to his idiotic tweets. It's too easy, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

DaRooster November 28, 2011 at 11:29 am

Eye gess that x-planes wie he hayts teechers… 'cuz he'z a moran.

SorosBot November 28, 2011 at 11:30 am

Walker seems to have a bit of a problem with homophones; he's homophonobic.

Nothingisamiss November 28, 2011 at 1:28 pm

So very well played, Sir!

user-of-owls November 28, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Myself, I prefer his embroidering skills. Just the other day I told him, "Sew very well plaid, Sir!"

Limeylizzie November 28, 2011 at 8:42 pm

Damn you , Owls, I have a temporary crown in and it wobbled as I shrieked with laughter.

MrFizzy November 28, 2011 at 11:31 am

Looking forward to a #buttfucking by big donors. Back to #etch-a-sketch.

Thurman Munster IV November 28, 2011 at 11:31 am

Are guverner iz hookt on fonix!

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:08 pm

Yu mean, are guverner BE hookt on fonix!

OkieDokieDog November 28, 2011 at 11:31 am

So where was "are" pastor? In jail? Or off in some heathen country doing some "missionary" work?

WhatTheHeck November 28, 2011 at 11:40 am

While “are pastor” was doin his preachin, Scott was sleepin off his hangover in the church phews.

Oblios_Cap November 28, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Pastors Fine & Sandusky?

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:09 pm

"Scott was sleepin off his hangover in the church phews."

Although if you'd spelled that "church PUs", it wouldn't, strictly speaking, be an error.

jqheywood November 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Assume the position….

Goonemeritus November 28, 2011 at 11:33 am

Are grammatical standards are lower in Wisconsin.

smitallica November 28, 2011 at 3:00 pm

They certainly our.

starfanglednut November 28, 2011 at 9:24 pm

Christ. These jokes just write themselves.

PhilippePetain November 28, 2011 at 11:33 am

"Am government working for you? Or am YOU working for HIM, HMMMMMM?"

Indiepalin November 28, 2011 at 11:34 am

What would are Founding Foreskins think?

freakishlywrong November 28, 2011 at 11:35 am

The weekend was w /out a Packers game? Is he dosing? That was a fucking great game! Unlike the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, whom OUR hideous Scott named Governor is unacquainted with, (the Tampa Bay part).

MissNancyPriss November 28, 2011 at 11:58 am

I thought I was crazy when I read that, I am pretty sure I watched a Packers game.

Callyson November 28, 2011 at 12:13 pm

I think he means it was a Sunday without a Packers game. Which makes you wonder what he does when they play on Monday night.
He's a moran.

Biel_ze_Bubba November 28, 2011 at 12:28 pm

And by the way, Scotty — wtf is a "Packer" game? The team is the Packers, plural. This dolt comes off as well as a New Yorker who claims to watch "Jet" games or "Met" games. (Thank FSM he's not a Red Sock fan!)

BaldarTFlagass November 28, 2011 at 12:42 pm

The plurality of "Packers" implies a collective, and a collective might want to, uh, bargain. Or something.

gurukalehuru November 28, 2011 at 2:15 pm

When I hear Packers, it implies something entirely different.

starfanglednut November 28, 2011 at 9:28 pm

I hear Brownback like them too.

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:11 pm

"Packers, it implies something entirely different"

Especially when it's accompanied by that picture of Mitt.

PuckStopsHere November 28, 2011 at 10:58 pm

Oh. My. God. Does he know that Green Bay's players are union members? Or that the Packers are publicly owned?

Beowoof November 28, 2011 at 11:35 am

Well I be damned Skotty is a dum azz. Who knew? After all with his stunning efforts to screw Wisconsin for the benefit of the Coch Brothers showed that he could be told what to do by a couple of arrogant rich guys who think they will live forever.

Beowoof November 28, 2011 at 11:36 am

Sucking dick at Denny's with Ted Haggard.

EatsBabyDingos November 28, 2011 at 11:36 am

Actual bumper sticker this morning: "Freedom Is'nt Free." And neither is a good education.

SenileAgitation November 28, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Freedom isn't dom

ifthethunderdontgetya November 28, 2011 at 11:36 am

Once a Koch-whore, always a Koch-whore.

This should help with recall signature collection…a lot!
~

SayItWithWookies November 28, 2011 at 11:36 am

No wonder Scott Walker thinks teachers are overpaid — he got along just fine without 'em. Also, I like that his church broadcasts Packers games — before the service, after, or instead?

chicken_thief November 28, 2011 at 11:36 am

Packer game? Mittens call off the meet at the fudge plant?

KeepFnThatChicken November 28, 2011 at 11:37 am

blameyouautocorrect.com

Arken November 28, 2011 at 11:38 am

Wats rong wif dat i went 2 a wisc poblic skul and dont c no porblem!!!!1!

Texan_Bulldog November 28, 2011 at 11:39 am

So Scottie is basically like all my right-wing Facebook friends when they are posting anti-Obama crap. Saw this one last night "he makes me want to vamit".

freakishlywrong November 28, 2011 at 12:05 pm

I 86'd the Facebook shit. Got tired of all the wingnut bewlshit posted on my wall. Fuck it, I can read comments at Huffpo if I want rightwing, illiterate propaganda.

MozakiBlocks November 28, 2011 at 1:40 pm

"Vamit"?

He was just posting with a Southern accent.

starfanglednut November 28, 2011 at 9:30 pm

Yes, but did he mean "varmit"?

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:16 pm

Is "vamit" when you throw up yams?

donner_froh November 28, 2011 at 11:41 am

Everyone knows that twitterese for "are" is "r" and twitterese for "our" is "Scott Walker is a dumb fuck".

comrad_darkness November 28, 2011 at 11:42 am

No wonder he hates teachers with the heat of a thousand suns. They were always telling him he needed to work on his spelling.

GOPCrusher November 28, 2011 at 1:44 pm

And math skills. Give corporations huge tax breaks and then blame it on the employees that the budget doesn't balance.

BaldarTFlagass November 28, 2011 at 11:42 am

It's only going to get worse.

Eve8Apples November 28, 2011 at 11:45 am

Looks like Scotty had a large Palin word salad for Thanksgiving dinner. T. Lou Sarah. Dead fish in the flowin' stream. For the Troops.

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:17 pm

"Palin word salad"

Is a Palin word salad like regular word salad, only with Caesarian dressing?

freddymcmurray November 29, 2011 at 3:34 am

I think you meant "prey for our troops".

OneYieldRegular November 28, 2011 at 11:46 am

In response, Walker's staff asked professional twatter Charles Grassley for help, and retwatted Walker's tweet as:

Itnice 2hav R pstr bk prchng 2day. Kinda qt wo a Packr gm. Goteam.

Barrelhse November 28, 2011 at 11:07 pm

FkUChk.

Baconzgood November 28, 2011 at 11:46 am

You don't nead two no how too speal to say "Yes Mr. Koch".

mrblifil November 28, 2011 at 11:50 am

He shood lurn what a penis four.

Eve8Apples November 28, 2011 at 11:53 am

Mrs. Walker gives your comment two thumbs up.

horsedreamer_1 November 28, 2011 at 11:33 pm

As do I. Since I was in the PEN 15 Club in fourth grade.

fartknocker November 28, 2011 at 11:52 am

He should have typed it using ALL CAPS to give it that Kanye West feel.

I decided that instead of going out on Black Friday that I would sit in the comfort of my home and send $25 to United Wisconsin since it's Christmas and I feel they are a worthy cause.

Merry fucking Christmas Scott Walker.

mereoblivion November 28, 2011 at 11:54 am

Are (Our?) we sure his other thumb was in his *mouth* when he tweeted this?

Biff November 28, 2011 at 12:58 pm

Mere moments before, he was sitting on it.

NorthStarSpanx November 28, 2011 at 11:56 am

Exceptional small government leader at work. Bringing non-secular business to our Thanksgiving tables also too.

LettucePrey November 28, 2011 at 11:57 am

Removing the tweet kind have maid it better.

(I are student of the Yale.)

flamingpdog November 28, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Dubya?? Is that u?

LettucePrey November 28, 2011 at 12:34 pm

YEs, it is me!!

I am sekkrit poster on teh Wonkits. Haha, you blue my cover.

Make the pie higher!

Spurning Beer November 28, 2011 at 1:13 pm

"He spelled 'Yale' with a '6'."

not that Dewey November 28, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Do you think I'm made of airports?

SheriffRoscoe November 28, 2011 at 11:57 am

People with pastors are 64% more likely to be illiterate. Little-known fact.

SpiderCrab November 28, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Nit-witted, quasi-educated flyover fascists. Scott Walker wasn't smart enough to finish college.

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:20 pm

"Scott Walker wasn't smart enough to finish college."

That bug-eyed, pin-headed dickweed isn't smart enough to pass eighth grade.

IncenseDebate November 28, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Government by the people for the people and of the people shall not vanish from the earth. However, if the people are Koched up, then all bets are off.

freakishlywrong November 28, 2011 at 12:07 pm

No wonder the bagtards love this guy. He could write their singz.

not that Dewey November 28, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Spell check

SPELL CHECK

it was nice to have

IT WAS NICE TO HAVE

are pastor back preaching today

OUR PASTOR BACK PREACHING TODAY

Blueb4sunrise November 28, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Homophones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

FNMA November 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm

See, it's all the homo's fault…

LettucePrey November 28, 2011 at 12:37 pm

This is so typical of the homophonic agenda: destroying yet another traditional, God-loving tweet.

El Pinche November 28, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Walcker can eet chit and dye

kissawookiee November 28, 2011 at 12:14 pm

He capitalized "Packer?" Elitist ass whole.

Callyson November 28, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Scotty, you our an idiot…

samsuncle November 28, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Hey Scott, or you ready for some football?

BigDumbRedDog November 28, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Little Scotty Walker was left behind.

Oblios_Cap November 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Twats gotta tweet, as they say…

hagajim November 28, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Wisconsin – our you serious? This is are governor? Our you all gonna recall his dumb ass?

OneDollarJuana November 28, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Now, now. Let's not get are <sic> panties in a twist. Although Americans typically correlate spelling ability with intelligence, any good educator will tell you that the link is weak, at best. Let us not criticize Governor Walker for his poor spelling, let us instead criticize him for his actual innate stupidity and meanness.

deanbooth November 28, 2011 at 5:44 pm

I agree. Everyone makes mistakes now and then. Like electing Walker, for example.

Blueb4sunrise November 28, 2011 at 12:33 pm

At least Wanker's people are monitoring him .

[wuz gunna say '..and not the high school', but we don't know that.]

prommie November 28, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Thats what staffers are for; correcting your spelling, removing dead hookers from the hotel room, and telling you who is the President of Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan.

PuckStopsHere November 28, 2011 at 11:47 pm

You left out monitoring the entire World Wide Web (on a daily basis, natch) to see what high school girls are saying about you.

DerrickWildcat November 28, 2011 at 12:41 pm

These are the kinds of words that are easy to mix up sometimes.
Like See and Sea and Pre-Madonna and Prima Donna

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:26 pm

True story: A few years back, I went to the Post Office to buy Christmas stamps. The guy behind the counter asked me which ones I wanted, "The Season's Greetings ones with the snowman or the religious Christmas ones with Madonna?"

Lionel[redacted]Esq November 28, 2011 at 12:43 pm

In Mr. Walker's defense, when you have an implant constantly streaming the latest ravings from the Koch's into your head, it is hard to concentrate on spelling.

Jerri November 28, 2011 at 12:59 pm

Are guv is just reaching out to his base, ya dere hey, ain'a?

mavenmaven November 28, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Edumacation doesn't make jobs… http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Education/2011/0916/

PuckStopsHere November 28, 2011 at 11:49 pm

That is one of the best pictures of a politician ever taken.

Chichikovovich November 28, 2011 at 1:09 pm

This is Scott Walker we're talking about. Scott Walker. Who would like labor-management relations to be back where they were in the days of Andrew Carnegie and Frick unleashing the Pinkertons on the Homestead Mill strikers. Who won his first major post from a recall, bragged to Fake Koch (dildo?) about how Democratic legislators were going to fold because of the recalls that were going to be marshaled against them and now runs ads against recalls (in principle). And speaking of the dildo call – this is the same Walker who boasted that they had figured out a ruse whereby they would call the missing Democrats back under false pretenses for some minor matter, and then invoke a surprise procedural trick that would give them a quorum for everything else….

This is a man whose every action and utterance displays a pathologically dishonest, petty, mean-spirited tyrant in a tin pot.

And we're devoting an entire post to his use of "are" rather than "our"? A mistake anyone typing quickly might make? I suppose next we will see a whole post devoted to criticizing Pinochet for the day he appeared with poorly polished epaulettes.

not that Dewey November 28, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Dog bites man. "Scott Walker was an asshole to unions today", does not make for a sensational headline. On the other hand, neither does "Scott Walker is just as dumb as we thought he was".

Geminisunmars November 28, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Now now, Chich. Don't forget we are here just for the hunting of the snark.

Chichikovovich November 28, 2011 at 1:55 pm

It's a Boooo….!

Geminisunmars November 28, 2011 at 2:10 pm

I knew you would see……

GOPCrusher November 28, 2011 at 1:47 pm

I heard he wore white after Labor Day once.

poncho_pilot November 28, 2011 at 3:11 pm

eh, it's a slow day at Wonkette. at least it's not another in a series of 3*10^X articles about Cain.

i do appreciate how uninteresting Walker is as a person. he makes Nixon look charismatic. but this is meh.

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:30 pm

Yes, and in addition to all the *other* shit he's pulled throughout his infamous career, he's now revealed himself to be an ignorant dumbass/lousy speller.

Sure, it's going after low-hanging fruit, but on the other hand, he's never going to be held accountable for his deplorable words and actions, so in making fun of his spelling, we may as well have something in place of nothing.

An_Outhouse November 28, 2011 at 1:25 pm

What this liberally biased article fails to mention is that job losses would have been even larger if Scott Walker was not the governor.

DahBoner November 28, 2011 at 1:51 pm

This is almost as ironic as the time Walker went to a nude hot yoga class to check out some hot chicks, but it was just a bunch of nekkid ghay dudes there to oggle weiner…

Ms_Anthrope November 28, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Now I'm really looking forward to the next GOP Debate, Speelling Beez edition.

gurukalehuru November 28, 2011 at 2:25 pm

The thing is, are and our aren't even homophones. Our is a homophone with hour and are is a homophone, sort of, with Aaaaaarrrrggghhh! and, more exactly, the letter r.
These fucking morons not only don't read, they don't even listen properly.

SorosBot November 28, 2011 at 3:10 pm

? Our is pronounced just like are, or R; nothing like hour.

Fukui_sanYesOta November 28, 2011 at 3:15 pm

… if you're American

SorosBot November 28, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Do the Brits pronounce our like hour? Guess it's like how they pronounce aunt like "oont" instead of ant.

Fukui_sanYesOta November 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Yeah, some brits will. And it's Ahnt, if yer speakin proper like.

poncho_pilot November 28, 2011 at 3:16 pm

he's no Chuck Grassley but he does blow a lot

Antispandex November 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm

I see what you mean. He misspelled "Pecker".

tihond November 28, 2011 at 4:40 pm

I loved his album "Y Kant Scottie Read."

Nostrildamus November 28, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Guess the pastor was packin'. Didn't think Scott was his type though (over 15).

L188188 November 28, 2011 at 5:04 pm

What can you say? The idiot got kicked out of Marquette university for student election fraud. Of course that is conjecture and hearsay because he has managed to keep his Marquette records sequestered…. but we know he sure ain't got no college diplomee.

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:39 pm

"that is conjecture and hearsay"

Like Glen Beck raping and murdering a girl, and Sam Brownback deflowering goats by the side of the road?

Rotundo_ November 28, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Another one of Wisconsin's legendary conservative minds. Unlike Tailgunner Joe, Scooter is stone cold sober and does things like this. McCarthy at least had the fallback of being an opportunistic weasel-fucking drunk. Scooter is a *sober* opportunistic weasel-fucker.

sarjo November 28, 2011 at 9:00 pm

tacos al pastor our kind of quiet until the Pharting game starts!

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:04 pm

"So, how about that… sports team? Go, local sports team!"

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:12 pm

Somebody has to say it:
GIT A BRAIN, MORAN!

tessiee November 28, 2011 at 10:14 pm

To years agoe I cudn't evin spel guvernur an now I are one.

datateday November 29, 2011 at 12:49 am

If everybody's unemployed then nobody's out of work, not even the cows, although, they always have been lazy bums…

ttommyunger November 29, 2011 at 4:32 pm

"Illiterate Scott Walker’s Illiterate Tweet Removed By Staffers." . Wisconsin's idiotic Governor soon to be removed by voters.

dennis1943 December 1, 2011 at 1:05 pm

I guess the Kochs cannot afford literate employees…………..

horsedreamer_1 November 28, 2011 at 11:31 pm

Like community ownership of the team, e.g. SOZILISM?

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