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Illiterate Scott Walker’s Illiterate Tweet Removed By Staffers

Affirmative Action in Action.Wisconsin Kochsuckler Scott Walker was so excited to get some time off for Thanksgiving, before he is recalled for being a giant jerkoff and also making Wisconsin number one in job losses. (How’s that “Wisconsin Is Open For Business” slogan working out, Walker?) The governor apparently typed the charmingly idiotic message pictured above all by himself, with whatever thumb wasn’t in his mouth. And then it was removed, presumably by his embarrassed staffers, who will soon be unemployed like everyone else in Wisconsin, the end.

There’s no sign of the idiotic tweet on the soon-to-be-ex-governor’s Twitter account today, obviously, but we found plenty of evidence that it was posted, because it appeared in numerous aggregation lists of state government and political Twitter accounts, which you can see here.

We’re so glad “are” governor will soon be unemployed again, and hopefully in prison, where it will be kind of quiet w/out a jabbering tool in the governor’s office. [Via the Wisconsin politics Tumblr site, Forward/Capital Times]

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  • Schmannnity

    America wants to know, is our children learning.

    • DaRooster

      "… is are children learning."

      :fixed

      • Lascauxcaveman

        When i saw that, i loled for about an our.

        • GunToting[Redacted]

          Their they're, things will get better.

        • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

          Me two.

      • Schmannnity

        Been gone all day. Bravo! Highest rated reply of my memory.

  • hollywooddood

    Walker, if you can spell, thank a teacher.

    • Master Janitor V572

      But he can't, so he says fuck'em! Bust their unions!

      • hollywooddood

        Well, everybody knows teachers, bus drivers and janitors bankrupted the economy.

        • GOPCrusher

          No wonder Newt wants to replace janitors with child labor.

      • horsedreamer_1

        Dave Umhoefer already did — WEAC was the recipient of a "Mostly False" in today's Journal Sentinel PolitiGACK bloviating.

        (By comparison, Kleefisch's effort to hitch her & Scooter's survival to the Packers got an "half-true".)

    • gizdal

      for walker, "are" equals "our".

  • MissNancyPriss

    He was elected to public office.

    • freakishlywrong

      Scarier? The "elected" part, as in WHO elected this cross-eyed twunt?

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      But he fought hard against the pubic option.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Don't rub it in. I'm already embarrased to be American.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Skott. Dawn't blame the teachurs bekause u can't spall.

    • Geminisunmars

      Unionized teachers our responcebel four his sputidity. No wondur his against em.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Tori Amos Libel!

  • edgydrifter

    Edcuation am job won.

  • Pookums

    As a resident of Wisconsin I started following his Twitter stream with the sole purpose of responding to his idiotic tweets. It's too easy, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

  • DaRooster

    Eye gess that x-planes wie he hayts teechers… 'cuz he'z a moran.

  • SorosBot

    Walker seems to have a bit of a problem with homophones; he's homophonobic.

    • Nothingisamiss

      So very well played, Sir!

      • user-of-owls

        Myself, I prefer his embroidering skills. Just the other day I told him, "Sew very well plaid, Sir!"

        • Limeylizzie

          Damn you , Owls, I have a temporary crown in and it wobbled as I shrieked with laughter.

  • MrFizzy

    Looking forward to a #buttfucking by big donors. Back to #etch-a-sketch.

  • Thurman Munster IV

    Are guverner iz hookt on fonix!

    • tessiee

      Yu mean, are guverner BE hookt on fonix!

  • OkieDokieDog

    So where was "are" pastor? In jail? Or off in some heathen country doing some "missionary" work?

    • WhatTheHeck

      While “are pastor” was doin his preachin, Scott was sleepin off his hangover in the church phews.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Pastors Fine & Sandusky?

      • tessiee

        "Scott was sleepin off his hangover in the church phews."

        Although if you'd spelled that "church PUs", it wouldn't, strictly speaking, be an error.

    • jqheywood

      Assume the position….

  • Goonemeritus

    Are grammatical standards are lower in Wisconsin.

    • smitallica

      They certainly our.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Christ. These jokes just write themselves.

  • PhilippePetain

    "Am government working for you? Or am YOU working for HIM, HMMMMMM?"

  • Indiepalin

    What would are Founding Foreskins think?

  • freakishlywrong

    The weekend was w /out a Packers game? Is he dosing? That was a fucking great game! Unlike the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, whom OUR hideous Scott named Governor is unacquainted with, (the Tampa Bay part).

    • MissNancyPriss

      I thought I was crazy when I read that, I am pretty sure I watched a Packers game.

    • Callyson

      I think he means it was a Sunday without a Packers game. Which makes you wonder what he does when they play on Monday night.
      He's a moran.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      And by the way, Scotty — wtf is a "Packer" game? The team is the Packers, plural. This dolt comes off as well as a New Yorker who claims to watch "Jet" games or "Met" games. (Thank FSM he's not a Red Sock fan!)

      • BaldarTFlagass

        The plurality of "Packers" implies a collective, and a collective might want to, uh, bargain. Or something.

        • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

          When I hear Packers, it implies something entirely different.

          • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

            I hear Brownback like them too.

          • tessiee

            "Packers, it implies something entirely different"

            Especially when it's accompanied by that picture of Mitt.

          • horsedreamer_1

            Like community ownership of the team, e.g. SOZILISM?

        • PuckStopsHere

          Oh. My. God. Does he know that Green Bay's players are union members? Or that the Packers are publicly owned?

  • Beowoof

    Well I be damned Skotty is a dum azz. Who knew? After all with his stunning efforts to screw Wisconsin for the benefit of the Coch Brothers showed that he could be told what to do by a couple of arrogant rich guys who think they will live forever.

  • Beowoof

    Sucking dick at Denny's with Ted Haggard.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Actual bumper sticker this morning: "Freedom Is'nt Free." And neither is a good education.

    • SenileAgitation

      Freedom isn't dom

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    Once a Koch-whore, always a Koch-whore.

    This should help with recall signature collection…a lot!
    ~

  • SayItWithWookies

    No wonder Scott Walker thinks teachers are overpaid — he got along just fine without 'em. Also, I like that his church broadcasts Packers games — before the service, after, or instead?

  • chicken_thief

    Packer game? Mittens call off the meet at the fudge plant?

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    blameyouautocorrect.com

  • Arken

    Wats rong wif dat i went 2 a wisc poblic skul and dont c no porblem!!!!1!

  • Texan_Bulldog

    So Scottie is basically like all my right-wing Facebook friends when they are posting anti-Obama crap. Saw this one last night "he makes me want to vamit".

    • freakishlywrong

      I 86'd the Facebook shit. Got tired of all the wingnut bewlshit posted on my wall. Fuck it, I can read comments at Huffpo if I want rightwing, illiterate propaganda.

    • MozakiBlocks

      "Vamit"?

      He was just posting with a Southern accent.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Yes, but did he mean "varmit"?

    • tessiee

      Is "vamit" when you throw up yams?

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Everyone knows that twitterese for "are" is "r" and twitterese for "our" is "Scott Walker is a dumb fuck".

  • comrad_darkness

    No wonder he hates teachers with the heat of a thousand suns. They were always telling him he needed to work on his spelling.

    • GOPCrusher

      And math skills. Give corporations huge tax breaks and then blame it on the employees that the budget doesn't balance.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    It's only going to get worse.

  • Eve8Apples

    Looks like Scotty had a large Palin word salad for Thanksgiving dinner. T. Lou Sarah. Dead fish in the flowin' stream. For the Troops.

    • tessiee

      "Palin word salad"

      Is a Palin word salad like regular word salad, only with Caesarian dressing?

    • freddymcmurray

      I think you meant "prey for our troops".

  • OneYieldRegular

    In response, Walker's staff asked professional twatter Charles Grassley for help, and retwatted Walker's tweet as:

    Itnice 2hav R pstr bk prchng 2day. Kinda qt wo a Packr gm. Goteam.

    • Barrelhse

      FkUChk.

  • Baconzgood

    You don't nead two no how too speal to say "Yes Mr. Koch".

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    He shood lurn what a penis four.

    • Eve8Apples

      Mrs. Walker gives your comment two thumbs up.

      • horsedreamer_1

        As do I. Since I was in the PEN 15 Club in fourth grade.

  • fartknocker

    He should have typed it using ALL CAPS to give it that Kanye West feel.

    I decided that instead of going out on Black Friday that I would sit in the comfort of my home and send $25 to United Wisconsin since it's Christmas and I feel they are a worthy cause.

    Merry fucking Christmas Scott Walker.

  • mereoblivion

    Are (Our?) we sure his other thumb was in his *mouth* when he tweeted this?

    • Biff

      Mere moments before, he was sitting on it.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Exceptional small government leader at work. Bringing non-secular business to our Thanksgiving tables also too.

  • LettucePrey

    Removing the tweet kind have maid it better.

    (I are student of the Yale.)

    • flamingpdog

      Dubya?? Is that u?

      • LettucePrey

        YEs, it is me!!

        I am sekkrit poster on teh Wonkits. Haha, you blue my cover.

        Make the pie higher!

    • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

      "He spelled 'Yale' with a '6'."

      • not that Dewey

        Do you think I'm made of airports?

  • SheriffRoscoe

    People with pastors are 64% more likely to be illiterate. Little-known fact.

  • SpiderCrab

    Nit-witted, quasi-educated flyover fascists. Scott Walker wasn't smart enough to finish college.

    • tessiee

      "Scott Walker wasn't smart enough to finish college."

      That bug-eyed, pin-headed dickweed isn't smart enough to pass eighth grade.

  • IncenseDebate

    Government by the people for the people and of the people shall not vanish from the earth. However, if the people are Koched up, then all bets are off.

  • freakishlywrong

    No wonder the bagtards love this guy. He could write their singz.

  • not that Dewey

    Spell check

    SPELL CHECK

    it was nice to have

    IT WAS NICE TO HAVE

    are pastor back preaching today

    OUR PASTOR BACK PREACHING TODAY

  • Blueb4sunrise

    Homophones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    • FNMA

      See, it's all the homo's fault…

    • LettucePrey

      This is so typical of the homophonic agenda: destroying yet another traditional, God-loving tweet.

  • El Pinche

    Walcker can eet chit and dye

  • kissawookiee

    He capitalized "Packer?" Elitist ass whole.

  • Callyson

    Scotty, you our an idiot…

  • samsuncle

    Hey Scott, or you ready for some football?

  • BigDumbRedDog

    Little Scotty Walker was left behind.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Twats gotta tweet, as they say…

  • hagajim

    Wisconsin – our you serious? This is are governor? Our you all gonna recall his dumb ass?

  • OneDollarJuana

    Now, now. Let's not get are <sic> panties in a twist. Although Americans typically correlate spelling ability with intelligence, any good educator will tell you that the link is weak, at best. Let us not criticize Governor Walker for his poor spelling, let us instead criticize him for his actual innate stupidity and meanness.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

      I agree. Everyone makes mistakes now and then. Like electing Walker, for example.

  • Blueb4sunrise

    At least Wanker's people are monitoring him .

    [wuz gunna say '..and not the high school', but we don't know that.]

  • prommie

    Thats what staffers are for; correcting your spelling, removing dead hookers from the hotel room, and telling you who is the President of Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan.

    • PuckStopsHere

      You left out monitoring the entire World Wide Web (on a daily basis, natch) to see what high school girls are saying about you.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    These are the kinds of words that are easy to mix up sometimes.
    Like See and Sea and Pre-Madonna and Prima Donna

    • tessiee

      True story: A few years back, I went to the Post Office to buy Christmas stamps. The guy behind the counter asked me which ones I wanted, "The Season's Greetings ones with the snowman or the religious Christmas ones with Madonna?"

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    In Mr. Walker's defense, when you have an implant constantly streaming the latest ravings from the Koch's into your head, it is hard to concentrate on spelling.

  • Jerri

    Are guv is just reaching out to his base, ya dere hey, ain'a?

  • mavenmaven

    Edumacation doesn't make jobs… http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Education/2011/0916/

    • PuckStopsHere

      That is one of the best pictures of a politician ever taken.

  • Chichikovovich

    This is Scott Walker we're talking about. Scott Walker. Who would like labor-management relations to be back where they were in the days of Andrew Carnegie and Frick unleashing the Pinkertons on the Homestead Mill strikers. Who won his first major post from a recall, bragged to Fake Koch (dildo?) about how Democratic legislators were going to fold because of the recalls that were going to be marshaled against them and now runs ads against recalls (in principle). And speaking of the dildo call – this is the same Walker who boasted that they had figured out a ruse whereby they would call the missing Democrats back under false pretenses for some minor matter, and then invoke a surprise procedural trick that would give them a quorum for everything else….

    This is a man whose every action and utterance displays a pathologically dishonest, petty, mean-spirited tyrant in a tin pot.

    And we're devoting an entire post to his use of "are" rather than "our"? A mistake anyone typing quickly might make? I suppose next we will see a whole post devoted to criticizing Pinochet for the day he appeared with poorly polished epaulettes.

    • not that Dewey

      Dog bites man. "Scott Walker was an asshole to unions today", does not make for a sensational headline. On the other hand, neither does "Scott Walker is just as dumb as we thought he was".

    • Geminisunmars

      Now now, Chich. Don't forget we are here just for the hunting of the snark.

      • Chichikovovich

        It's a Boooo….!

        • Geminisunmars

          I knew you would see……

    • GOPCrusher

      I heard he wore white after Labor Day once.

    • poncho_pilot

      eh, it's a slow day at Wonkette. at least it's not another in a series of 3*10^X articles about Cain.

      i do appreciate how uninteresting Walker is as a person. he makes Nixon look charismatic. but this is meh.

    • tessiee

      Yes, and in addition to all the *other* shit he's pulled throughout his infamous career, he's now revealed himself to be an ignorant dumbass/lousy speller.

      Sure, it's going after low-hanging fruit, but on the other hand, he's never going to be held accountable for his deplorable words and actions, so in making fun of his spelling, we may as well have something in place of nothing.

  • An_Outhouse

    What this liberally biased article fails to mention is that job losses would have been even larger if Scott Walker was not the governor.

  • DahBoner

    This is almost as ironic as the time Walker went to a nude hot yoga class to check out some hot chicks, but it was just a bunch of nekkid ghay dudes there to oggle weiner…

  • Ms_Anthrope

    Now I'm really looking forward to the next GOP Debate, Speelling Beez edition.

  • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

    The thing is, are and our aren't even homophones. Our is a homophone with hour and are is a homophone, sort of, with Aaaaaarrrrggghhh! and, more exactly, the letter r.
    These fucking morons not only don't read, they don't even listen properly.

    • SorosBot

      ? Our is pronounced just like are, or R; nothing like hour.

      • Fukui_sanYesOta

        … if you're American

        • SorosBot

          Do the Brits pronounce our like hour? Guess it's like how they pronounce aunt like "oont" instead of ant.

          • Fukui_sanYesOta

            Yeah, some brits will. And it's Ahnt, if yer speakin proper like.

  • poncho_pilot

    he's no Chuck Grassley but he does blow a lot

  • Antispandex

    I see what you mean. He misspelled "Pecker".

  • tihond

    I loved his album "Y Kant Scottie Read."

  • Nostrildamus

    Guess the pastor was packin'. Didn't think Scott was his type though (over 15).

  • L188188

    What can you say? The idiot got kicked out of Marquette university for student election fraud. Of course that is conjecture and hearsay because he has managed to keep his Marquette records sequestered…. but we know he sure ain't got no college diplomee.

    • tessiee

      "that is conjecture and hearsay"

      Like Glen Beck raping and murdering a girl, and Sam Brownback deflowering goats by the side of the road?

  • Rotundo_

    Another one of Wisconsin's legendary conservative minds. Unlike Tailgunner Joe, Scooter is stone cold sober and does things like this. McCarthy at least had the fallback of being an opportunistic weasel-fucking drunk. Scooter is a *sober* opportunistic weasel-fucker.

  • sarjo

    tacos al pastor our kind of quiet until the Pharting game starts!

  • tessiee

    "So, how about that… sports team? Go, local sports team!"

  • tessiee

    Somebody has to say it:
    GIT A BRAIN, MORAN!

  • tessiee

    To years agoe I cudn't evin spel guvernur an now I are one.

  • datateday

    If everybody's unemployed then nobody's out of work, not even the cows, although, they always have been lazy bums…

  • ttommyunger

    "Illiterate Scott Walker’s Illiterate Tweet Removed By Staffers." . Wisconsin's idiotic Governor soon to be removed by voters.

  • dennis1943

    I guess the Kochs cannot afford literate employees…………..