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Not Even FBI Cares About Bloomberg’s Phony Terror Suspect

While #OWS protesters created a “weaponized drum circle” around Michael Bloomberg’s mansion over the weekend, the mayor’s attempt to get people to freak out about the terrorisms was a total failure. Not even the terror-happy federal government was convinced by New York’s lame-o made-up terror suspect. Reuters reports:

Federal authorities declined to join the local investigation of a suspected New York militant, saying he was not likely to carry out an attack, a law enforcement source familiar with the case said on Monday. Jose Pimentel, 27, a suspected follower of late Muslim cleric Anwar al-Awlaki, was arrested on Saturday in a New York apartment while assembling a pipe bomb, police said.

[...] The source said New York police investigators had asked the FBI to get involved in the case at least twice but it declined because Pimentel did not appear predisposed or capable of carrying out an attack.

Here’s Sam Seder calling Bloomberg’s terror scare a fake:

Here’s Keith Olbermann doing the same thing:

Great job getting #Occupy Wall Street out of the news, Bloomberg! [Reuters]

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55 comments

    1. Tundra Grifter

      Many years ago, a friend of mine was just meeting the girl friend's family when he realized his zipper was down.

      He distracted them by suggesting they look out the living room window while he took care of it.

      Then he glaced out and saw, on their front lawn, two dogs fucking.

      1. Chichikovovich

        I hope the girlfriend at least took advantage of the resulting confusion to give him a quick handjob.

    1. SorosBot

      He's a "centrist" by media standards; really he's an authoritarian and economic conservative who just doesn't care about the religious right's social issues

  1. EatsBabyDingos

    His primary weapon appeared to be putting a Mentos in a Diet Coke bottle, and putting the lid back on "really fast."

    1. Tundra Grifter

      Have you seen the YouTube where the soda bottle flies around and slams the camera guy right in the kisser?

      Quite amusing.

  2. Chichikovovich

    The NYPD learned that this guy was planning to construct a pipe bomb when he went down to his local cigar store and bought 15 pipes.

  3. Tundra Grifter

    A few months ago Harper's Magazine (yes, it is still being published – and still runs some excellent articles!) had a long piece about many of the much publisied arrests of "terrorists."

    All too often they turned out to be set-ups of dupes, fools and the generally confused. Or, just flat-out entrapment.

  4. Biff

    I think the feds have created more terrorists out of thin air than exist in all of the Middle East.
    Way off-topic, any of you elitist Wonketeers with Android phones have an app/solution to make comments here via said Android phone? I can't, as yet, and I also can't always get back to a real 'puter in time to garner the "P", if you know what I mean and I think that you do…

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      (Assuming I copied correctly). I had the same problem, but now I can snark regardless of location – but signing in for the first time can take some work, especially with banana fingers like mine….sending this via Android, BTW.

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    1. Negropolis

      He's term limited. He was actually term limited his previous term when he got the city council to change the charter to allow him a third term, the authoritarian bastard.

  5. SayItWithWookies

    The FBI wasn't worried about Mr. Pimentel because, though his name sounded foreign, it didn't sound too foreign. Now, had he been named Abdallah it would've been an entirely different matter.

  6. Master Janitor V572

    Olbermann is still "on" and still doing his terrible "Worst Person in the World" schtick? That's too bad.

  7. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Boy, if you can't even get the FBI interested in Muslims blowing stuff up, we really do have creeping Sharia law in everything.

  8. Biff

    I dumped Verizon as soon as my contract was up. I was with Cellular 1, which got eated by Alltel, which in turn got eated by Verizon, who fucked it all to hell. Now I'm with those hilarious East Indian fellows over at MetroPCS for $30 less per month and no discernable loss of signal.

  9. user-of-owls

    You could sort of tell this wasn't going to get much traction just be looking at what CNN actually ran instead of a lead-in the Bloomberg's "major announcement."

    It was a piece on gerrymandering.

  10. Rhyscurrency

    Same as Obama telling Wolf Blitzer he was more worried of the lone American than a foreign or domestic terrorist. Imagine these 2 True Blue Americans thinking that they are more worried an AMERICAN will do harm to this country over a foreign terrorist. Makes you wonder who we elect into office.

  11. Lucifer999

    Everybody knows 911 was an inside job. Same as all the other 'terrorist'' attacks, all setups by the FBI/ATF themselves, just like the fast and furious debacle. Look there isnt even any HARD evidence jets were used on 911, all fabricated CGI bullshit. The footage is fake, the jets were fake. And Bloomberg knows it too.

  12. fitley

    Any hillbilly kid above the age of 10 knows how to make a pipe bomb. Actually it's quite common in those little towns full of inbred idgets. The part that Bloomy left out of his story was how the FBI laughed his silly ass out of their offices…. twice. Give it up Mayor Choad.

  13. Negropolis

    Late to the show, but I called bullshit the moment I saw them do the shameless "re-enactment" of what could have happened. If he hadn't already jumped the shark, that did it. Well, I'd say that changing the law to give you another term was the official jumping of the shark, but this was pretty damned close to being a rejump.

  14. Negropolis

    Anyone notice how the national media totally dropped this after Monday? Even on the news reports I saw, every single one of them mentioned how the FBI didn't think this was enough of a threat to keep on keepin' on with it. People are tired of the security theater.

  15. Negropolis

    OMG. Bloomberg wore his sister's sweater to the announcement. This must mean that shit just got really real, or something.

  16. littlebigdaddy

    Yeah, next thing ya know the terrists will be driving down to Souf Carolinny to buy cherry bombs and M-5000s.

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