FOOD PRODUCTS  11:35 am November 22, 2011

Fox News Cop-Slobberers Say Pepper Spray Is ‘Food Product’

by Wonkette Jr.

What are the jabbering fascist insects at Fox News saying about the school cops viciously attacking America’s college students? Oh, you know, pepper spray is just a “food product,” right? And college kids are often liberals, so … totally warranted! And harmless! So we guess Bill O’Reilly and his vapid hair product sidekick are saying is this: Get your “food product” and head on over to the Fox News studios and prove them right! Hell, it hardly hurts to be pepper sprayed in the face. Professionals actually like it.

Max Read at Gawker writes:

Tonight, Fox News hosts Bill O’Reilly and Megyn Kelly got to talking about a UC Davis police officer’s appalling use of pepper spray on nonviolent protesters over the weekend. Guess what direction the conversation took!

If you guessed “needlessly deferential to authority and dismissive to the suffering of protesters,” you guessed correctly!

You know what else is a “food product,” technically? Wet paper sacks of dog shit. Make sure to throw a couple at Bill O’Reilly for Thanksgiving! [Gawker]

 

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Fukui_sanYesOta November 22, 2011 at 11:31 am

So's ricin. Have a ball.

L188188 November 22, 2011 at 11:36 am

No kidding! A couple'a castor beans, whats the big deal? Great with pork chops!

LiveToServeYa November 22, 2011 at 11:57 am

And hemlock is an all-natural herb.

Serolf_Divad November 22, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Pork Fried Ricin… mmmmmm… my favorite!

BerkeleyBear November 22, 2011 at 12:20 pm

I'd prefer they go with cyanide. I'm into the classics.

OneDollarJuana November 22, 2011 at 11:32 am

It's a food product! No, it's a vegetable mist! No, it's a food product!

UW8316154 November 22, 2011 at 7:50 pm

Can't be a food product or the Reagan administration would have long ago approved as a vegetable for school lunches.

actor212 November 22, 2011 at 11:32 am

If you spray it on pizza, you have a Federally recommended meal!

dadanarchist November 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm

This will be the entirety of President Herman Cain's School Lunch Program.

MittsHairHelmet November 22, 2011 at 11:32 am

I like to substitute pepper spray for peppercorns when I cook steaks.

johnnymeatworth November 22, 2011 at 11:32 am

Sure, and pizza sauce is a vegetable.

Oh wait….

BaldarTFlagass November 22, 2011 at 11:33 am

I really like the spicy Mexican food, but even with habaneros it's not enough, so I carry my handy pepper spray and give myself a blast in the face with every bite of those delicious cheese enchiladas.

ManchuCandidate November 22, 2011 at 11:33 am

Pepper Spray is to pepper as the Sun is to a candle.

Quite frankly I'm surprised Megyn (who but a self important bad speller has their fucking name spelled out like that) didn't go "Bam! Kick it up a notch!"

Chichikovovich November 22, 2011 at 11:56 am

Her parents were hoping she would be a Megynocologist.

Fukui_sanYesOta November 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm

She still has to look at cunts all day.

unclejeems November 22, 2011 at 11:33 am

Wet paper bags of dog shit. Newt, is that you?

prommie November 22, 2011 at 11:33 am

Did you mean "Cop Knob-Slobberers?" "Sloppy Cop Knob-Slobbering, Cum-burping Guttersluts," perhaps?

outragedcitizen November 23, 2011 at 9:01 am

I think he meant: Cunt!

Crank_Tango November 22, 2011 at 11:33 am

…and botulinum toxin, and anthrax, and mad cow disease, and salmonella, and pig aids, etc.

mrpuma2u November 22, 2011 at 11:33 am

Wild almonds have enough cyanide to kill you, eat up Bill. It's 100% natural.

CommieLibunatic November 22, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Can you really die from cyanide poisoning just from eating almonds? I know I freaked my mom out when I was a baby by just inhaling the things, but I'm under the impression that it's the kind of thing you need to distill or something.

mrpuma2u November 22, 2011 at 3:49 pm

It's not the normal, selectively breed for millenia almonds that we eat, but there are still wild varieties in the near middle east in which the cyanide content is much higher, It's a fact in the Library of Congress. It could have been a fact in the OWS library but we'll never know now 'cuz the police THREW ALL THE BOOKS AWAY! Shitbirds.

BaldarTFlagass November 22, 2011 at 11:34 am

Especially delicious when ordered with a side order of waterboard.

Chichikovovich November 22, 2011 at 11:57 am

Food and drink on the house. Luxury!

OneDollarJuana November 22, 2011 at 11:34 am

"It's a derivative of actual pepper"

Well, ricin, one of the deadliest poisons known, is a derivative of castor beans. Just a food product, though.

anniegetyerfun November 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm

You know what I love? Mustard gas. It's all natural, AND effective.

memzilla November 22, 2011 at 11:35 am

And Zyklon B is just an insecticide. The Giftgas that keeps on giving!

prommie November 22, 2011 at 11:35 am

Is she the one who said that waterboarding, stress positions, mock executions and such, are essentially just like "frat hazing?" Or is this kind of thinking just so common among them?

Master Janitor V572 November 22, 2011 at 11:50 am

As long as it's being done to people Roger Ailes doesn't like, which now includes Sarah Palin, so the next step is obvious.

el_donaldo November 22, 2011 at 12:04 pm

torture is just bro diplomacy, essentially

Oblios_Cap November 22, 2011 at 1:02 pm

"Thinking"?

Sue4466 November 22, 2011 at 11:35 am

I want the dimwitted fucktard to use pepperspray on her Thanksgiving turkey.

Dr_Zoidberg November 22, 2011 at 11:36 am

I want the dimwitted fucktard to use pepper spray on herself.

memzilla November 22, 2011 at 11:41 am

I want to switch the label on her Massengill.

BaldarTFlagass November 22, 2011 at 11:56 am

Put the KY Jelly label on the Vicks Vapo-Rub or Icy Hot.

nonbeliever7 November 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm

That's a bad thing?

Sue4466 November 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm

that too. also.

prommie November 22, 2011 at 11:54 am

You know, it might just work on chicken wings.

BerkeleyBear November 22, 2011 at 12:26 pm

ehh, 1000x the scoville units of a jalepeno is a little extreme, even for most chili heads. That's like 20x scotch bonnets, which can mess your ass up for a good long time.

Maybe, if you used one spritz in the whole batch, and used a buttermilk soak on the chicken to cut off the effect of the heat, it wouldn't scorch your throat too bad.

SorosBot November 22, 2011 at 12:28 pm

I would not want to have to look at or smell her toilet the next day.

Sue4466 November 22, 2011 at 12:32 pm

I'ma just gonna say there's not really any day I want to look at or smell her toilet. Or anyone's really.

prommie November 22, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Yeah, really, I think Sorosbot inadvertantly gave out some disturbing information with that post.

DaRooster November 22, 2011 at 11:35 am

Walnuts… that's food right? Here Billy O. let me grab my wrist rocket.

(Yes, I do have a wrist rocket)

BaldarTFlagass November 22, 2011 at 11:41 am

Lemme just charge up my spud gun with some hairspray; you can start running now, Bill, but you'll only die tired.

CommieLibunatic November 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm

If we're gonna dabble in backyard ballistics, I'd like to try a trebuchet instead. You can launch all sorts of payloads from that thing, from boulders to Plague-infested corpses. You could even use Chris Christy if you build one big enough!

freakishlywrong November 22, 2011 at 11:36 am

Asswipes. All of them. Remember Boss Hawg referring to the BP spill that destroyed the Gulf of Mexico as "food mousse"? What the fuck with these fuckers?

memzilla November 22, 2011 at 11:43 am

I remember Rep. Joe Barton [R-Exxon] apologizing to BP. Looks like the Pepper Growers of America lobbyist paid a visit to Faux studios.

x111e7thst November 22, 2011 at 11:36 am

Have some pepper spray with your falafel Bill.

johnnymeatworth November 22, 2011 at 11:37 am

And Orange Julius is just watered-down Agent Orange….

JustPixelz November 22, 2011 at 11:51 am

I thought it was the other way around.

Master Janitor V572 November 22, 2011 at 11:52 am

Actually the fine Monsanto product marketed as "Roundup" is in fact a diluted version of Agent Orange, known to its few friends as 2,4D. So it's all good!

HempDogbane November 22, 2011 at 11:37 am

To subdue Bill, you have to rub a liberal amount of falafel on him and then spray with a light coat of pepper juice. A Misto works great for this purpose.

JustPixelz November 22, 2011 at 11:50 am

He'll fold like an accordion at polka festival when you get to "liberal".

hagajim November 22, 2011 at 11:37 am

I hear Billo uses it on his loofah to scrub his dumb ass.

Suck My Balls November 22, 2011 at 11:37 am

Feeding the poors Republican Jesus style!

Sue4466 November 22, 2011 at 11:37 am

I think BillO's falafel has already proven that food can be an offensive weapon.

slithytoves November 22, 2011 at 11:38 am

Sorry, but the video I saw was not pepper spray – that thing was a fucking hose.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 22, 2011 at 11:38 am

By their thinking arsenic is a natural occurring organic element and thus harmless. Hey Bill! Would you like a nice healthy arsenic sandwich?

actor212 November 22, 2011 at 11:41 am

Well, if you recall the hoopla over Bush relaxing the rules regarding arsenic in drinking water….

el_donaldo November 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Cyanide occurs in miniscule amounts in fruit seeds, so cyanide poisoning is just having an apple pie, essentially.

Poindexter718 November 22, 2011 at 11:38 am

Bill sprays it on his loofah, which, after all, is a vegatable.

Pragmatist2 November 22, 2011 at 11:38 am

I'll take mine freshly ground.

L188188 November 22, 2011 at 11:39 am

From the same school of thought that produced "Carbon dioxide is actually made by trees! How can it be bad for the atmosphere?" Didn't any of these mouth-breathers ever accidentally dump too much Tetra-Min in their aquariums as a kid and see what too much of any "natural" thing does to life?

freakishlywrong November 22, 2011 at 11:39 am

Has Sean Hannity offered to be sprayed yet to prove it's harmless food product? Like he didn't get waterboarded?

SayItWithWookies November 22, 2011 at 11:46 am

He could do both in one special — that's something I might even tune in to watch.

BaldarTFlagass November 22, 2011 at 11:58 am

Half-time show during the Lions-Packers game this Thursday!!

freakishlywrong November 22, 2011 at 12:11 pm

It's what TIVO was made for. Watch it in an eternal loop. Braying jackass.

Fukui_sanYesOta November 22, 2011 at 12:40 pm

That'd be so good. Once he pops off the board after three seconds choking his fat face off, he instantly gets pepper sprayed. Repeatedly.

GunToting[Redacted] November 22, 2011 at 1:00 pm

I would subscribe to this pay-per-view.

DahBoner November 22, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Everyone knows pussies don't like water!

Native_of_SL_UT November 22, 2011 at 2:13 pm

At least Christopher Hitchens volunteered for the water-boarding. Changed his tune in a hurry, didn't it?

thefrontpage November 22, 2011 at 11:39 am

O'Reilly and Kelly and Ailes and all of the other jabbering facist insects at Faux News should be pepper sprayed while lying down on a board with water poured on their face, every day, for a couple of hours, until they wake up from their evil spell, denounce Faux News as the work of the devil, resign, effective immediately, and there is no more Faux News ever again.

emmelemm November 22, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Cosigned.

SorosBot November 22, 2011 at 11:39 am

So grabbing Bill O'Reilly's balls and twisting and crushing them as hard as possible would be giving him a handjob, something he'd like.

Baconzgood November 22, 2011 at 11:40 am

"One squirt and your south of the border"

-Bill "Fuck it we'll do it live" O'Reilly-

DahBoner November 22, 2011 at 1:48 pm

San Fernando Valley border?

Sparky_McGruff November 22, 2011 at 11:41 am

You'll have to forgive Megyn Kelly. She spends a lot of time with stuff splattering in her face. It's how she keeps her job.

RadiosTyrone November 22, 2011 at 11:41 am

And those riot gear helmets are OSHA required. We've got to stop the regulatory madness and unleash the economy.

BarackMyWorld November 22, 2011 at 11:41 am

I want to extend the same offer regarding pepper spray that was once made with the waterboarding they still insist isn't torture.

SayItWithWookies November 22, 2011 at 11:41 am

Pepper spraying nonviolent protesters is just a bit of fun — but if Bill Clinton taps on Chris Wallace's clipboard during an interview, you better believe that's assault and battery. Really, the mentality of these Fox Criminal Enterprises talking heads is about where mine was when my brother and I used to draw a border down the back seat during long car trips and get indignant if we encroached on each other's territory.

BarackMyWorld November 22, 2011 at 11:42 am

I'd hate to hear what they'd say if anyone ever used mustard gas on protesters.

elviouslyqueer November 22, 2011 at 11:47 am

Hot dogs, anyone?

DahBoner November 22, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Nice thing about the CHILI/ONION gas?

No gas…

BaldarTFlagass November 22, 2011 at 12:00 pm

They'd be alright with that as long as it was good ole American yellow mustard (any brand but, you know, French's)!

LetUsBray November 22, 2011 at 11:18 pm

I'm not sure they'd be saying anything per se, so much as orgasmically shrieking.

hollywooddood November 22, 2011 at 11:42 am

Personally, I like to spray pepper in my eyes and up my nose, but only when I have scrambled eggs.

PhilippePetain November 22, 2011 at 11:44 am

Exactly how stupid can this get before people just stop and say "Well, golly, this is beyond all limits of stupidity that I'm willing to accept"?

anniegetyerfun November 22, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Much, much stupider.

gingerland62 November 22, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Have you seen the GOP nominees? If they haven't said it yet there is no hope.

slowhansolo November 22, 2011 at 11:44 am

It's no longer Legal or Adviseable to gather in huge numbers in the U.S. anymore. Did you guys miss the memo? It's being sent right now, by Fox News.

DahBoner November 22, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Tri-corner hat loophole?

Ducksworthy November 22, 2011 at 11:47 am

Megyn. Please note that it also makes a refreshing douche. Maybe its the gyn in her name that brings this up.

gingerland62 November 22, 2011 at 4:51 pm

funny

chascates November 22, 2011 at 11:48 am
James Michael Curley November 22, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Great chop. I'm going to make this my wall paper on my phone.

JustPixelz November 22, 2011 at 11:48 am

Bill is just sucking up to the pepper spray manufacturers so they'll advertise on his show.

Announcer: Has this ever happened to you?
shows harried housewife trying to shake pepper but cap falls off, then she sneezes, then falls and hits her head
Announcer: Or this?
same housewife trying to grind some pepper but wincing in pain as her elbow is strained, then falls and hits her head
Announcer: Try SpraySpice instead!
same house wife sprays down table full of dinner plates with red pepper spray. smiles as her family hugs her
Announcer: Available in the sporting goods section of your grocery store. Buy some today!

FidoMcCokefiend November 22, 2011 at 11:49 am

Let's replace Megyn's bottle for her new baby with some of this "food product".

bikerlaureate November 22, 2011 at 5:15 pm

The kid's got it bad enough already, with that camera whore for a "mom".

DemmeFatale November 22, 2011 at 11:49 am

Waterboarding=dunking according to Darth Cheney.
So?

johnnyzhivago November 22, 2011 at 11:49 am

They gave these kids FREE pepper spray and they're complaining…. Who gets the bill for all this wasted food?

There are protesters in Egypt who would love to be pepper-sprayed!

north_of_moscow November 22, 2011 at 11:50 am

And those riot-control bean bag rounds can be popped right in the microwave!

actor212 November 22, 2011 at 12:16 pm

Makes a great heating pad!

johnnyzhivago November 22, 2011 at 11:51 am

Haven't the slobs ever been to a nice italian resturant??? Do they understand the words, "would you like pepper spray on that, Sir"???

Suck My Balls November 22, 2011 at 11:52 am

Let them eat yellowcake!

weejee November 22, 2011 at 11:55 am

That will give them a warm glow.

widestanceshakedown November 22, 2011 at 11:53 am

To certain species, Bill + Megyn are also food products.

James Michael Curley November 22, 2011 at 1:14 pm

"don't get on that ship! The rest of the book To Serve Man, it's… it's a cookbook!"

EatsBabyDingos November 22, 2011 at 11:53 am

A frozen carrot in the eye is food. Hungry?

Master Janitor V572 November 22, 2011 at 11:53 am

Would all you liberal whiners* be satisfied if the Lt John Pike had just used one of those Brogdignagian peppermills from Costco on the demonstrators? No, then you'd be demanding they provide salt to go with it.
_______
"Wah, wah, wah, what about my constitutional rights?"

johnnyzhivago November 22, 2011 at 11:56 am

He was going to squirt ketchup on them, but the university could never afford the cleaning bills they would get stuck with.

kissawookiee November 22, 2011 at 11:53 am

LIke Billo said, if it was real pepper spray, they would've had more of a reaction. They were clearly just mooching the free condiments so thoughtfully provided by Lt. Pike, before heading off to steal ketchup packets and biodegradable sporks from the cafeteria.

johnnyzhivago November 22, 2011 at 11:54 am

Do you find Pepper Spray with the condiments or the chef's imported spice section?

GregComlish November 22, 2011 at 11:55 am

Minute quantities of iron are also found in food so I guess there's no harm is grabbing a hammer and smashing somebody's face

actor212 November 22, 2011 at 11:59 am

"He's anemic! Quick, get me the sledge! "

Mojopo November 22, 2011 at 11:56 am

Dear Smart People: I've noticed that there are more photos of women being pepper sprayed than men. Which might not mean anything and could be a photographic coincidence – maybe they use those photos more often for emotional impact. Or, there is a gender bias, or bias against spindly little students who weigh 100 lbs. soaking wet. How would I find out? Are pepper spray incidents on public record? Just curious.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 22, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Or is this some sort of perverted twist on wet T-shirt night?

Mojopo November 22, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Owie!

actor212 November 22, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Well, in NYC, they were taking to running the men over with scooters and pepper-spraying the chicks. Maybe it's a foreplay thing

Eve8Apples November 22, 2011 at 11:56 am

When the lunchroom cafeteria cooks flavor the school children's french fries and pizza with pepper spray, the little angels receive three servings of vegetables.

WhatTheHeck November 22, 2011 at 11:57 am

Unfortunately, Fox News was contaminated with naturally occurring stupidity from the very beginning.

No known cure at this present time.

zappadoo76 November 22, 2011 at 11:58 am

Leave Megyn alone! At least she accused Chief Annette of making shit up. That's pretty astute for someone whose name means "ME WOMAN" in Greek.

SorosBot November 22, 2011 at 12:04 pm

And here I thought Megyn meant "My parents were morons who can't spell for shit".

chascates November 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Joshua Norton November 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Mustard gas is just a hot dog condiment. Quit your belly achin' libs.

BlueStateLibel November 22, 2011 at 12:02 pm

So which Faux News yammerer will volunteer to be pepper-sprayed in the face just to prove that pepper spray is a delicious food product?

SayItWithWookies November 22, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Having accidentally pepper-sprayed myself in the hand once (I was idly trying to see if the canister came out of its holder) I can attest that that stuff stings a lot. If Bill or Megyn got a blast in the face they'd be screaming like spanked children — right up until the waterboarding started.

elviouslyqueer November 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm

All of them, Katie?

Oh please, like this comment wasn't begging for it.

HarryButtle November 22, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Yea, but how many will follow thru and actually allow themselves to be sprayed?

None of 'em, Katie.

arihaya November 22, 2011 at 12:03 pm

what next? will Fox News call concentration camps as picnic center?

actor212 November 22, 2011 at 12:25 pm

Complete with showers for after!

Ducksworthy November 22, 2011 at 12:03 pm

As a side note: Spraying your birdseed with pepper spray discourages the squirrels but not the birds. Well maybe the birds too. But the seed lasts longer in the feeder.

El Pinche November 22, 2011 at 12:05 pm

The sad thing is that Megyn''s chin has to endure being sprayed by BillO's "food product" and old balls.

Larry McAwful November 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm

This was an example of "reasonable force"? Well, if FoxNews is an example of "news", then why the hell not?

Baconzgood November 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Peanuts are food products and if I give them to my aunt she dies. But they are still food so it's ok.

LiveToServeYa November 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Hah, just inhale the vapor made of a specialty hot sauce, say 'Screaming Sphincter', and you'll be convinced it's not a happy thing.

freakishlywrong November 22, 2011 at 12:10 pm

OT but Katrina Vanderhuvel is bitch slapping the regrettable "Democrat" Mort Zuckerman on MSNBC. It's delish…

NowTheyTellMe November 22, 2011 at 12:16 pm

I watched as much of that as I could. I felt like I was observing the defense team in the Rodney King case as they coolly deconstructed his savage beating. It is truly a sad day when Megyn Kelly is the "voice of reason," no matter that it's in comparison to Bill O'Heil-ey. I'll hand it to Fox – they know how to package outrageous misconduct to satisfy their smug, self-righteous audience.

a_pink_poodle November 22, 2011 at 12:17 pm

I'm sure a few people here would be more than happy to give Fox News an extra helping of pepper spray on their eggs!

mavenmaven November 22, 2011 at 12:18 pm

"The police chief was placed on adm leave for 'following orders', can you believe that?"
I suppose they ought to watch Judgement at Nuremberg.

Beowoof November 22, 2011 at 12:57 pm

They don't like movies which for them have an unhappy ending.

mavenmaven November 22, 2011 at 2:47 pm

ftw!

Tundra Grifter November 22, 2011 at 12:18 pm

I remember seeing Homer Simpson use pepper spray on his food.

All this time, I thought that wasn't real life!

Generation[redacted] November 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm

Needz moar Guatemalan insanity peppers.

LetUsBray November 22, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Mmmmm… Incapacitating!

Tundra Grifter November 22, 2011 at 12:19 pm

As my Dad says, "Arsenic is natural."

dadanarchist November 22, 2011 at 12:20 pm

God damnit, I know there's a Herman Cain/Godfather's Pizza joke in here somewhere, but I'm too sleep-addled/horrified to come up with it……

prommie November 22, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Food-Fight!

elviouslyqueer November 22, 2011 at 12:24 pm

High in protein, also, too!

chascates November 22, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Yet more 'pepper spraying cop' photoshops:
http://peppersprayingcop.tumblr.com/

HedonismBot November 22, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Reminds me of that old Saturday Night Live TV commercial parody.

Husband: "Pepper spray is a dessert topping!"

Wife: "Pepper spray is a brutal weapon to quash liberal dissent!"

Husband: "Dessert topping, you bitch!"

Wife: ""Brutal weapon to quash dissent, you limp-wrist closet case! I'm tired of being your beard!"

Announcer: "Calm down, folks! Pepper spray is both a dessert topping AND a brutal weapon to quash liberal dissent! Put it on your Sundae, or use it to hose down that smarty-pants vegan college kid down the street. It's both! And it's kosher, too."

Husband and wife (in unison): "Ooooohhh! Aaaahh!"

prommie November 22, 2011 at 12:49 pm

clap clap clap clap. . . .

MrFizzy November 22, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Megyn Kelly should be sprayed with something, and it ain't pepper.

GunToting[Redacted] November 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Bullets?

MrFizzy November 22, 2011 at 2:33 pm

almost, but cummier

MrFizzy November 22, 2011 at 12:43 pm

I always thought the most fun job in the world would be working as a "reporter" for the Enquirer, but now I'm thinking it would be coming up with stuff like pepper spray being food. Requires a deep understanding of the republican/conservative mind, i.e. what lie can we tell that your average Arby's patron is going to believe, or at least repeat.

littlebigdaddy November 22, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Pepper spray goes in…vomit comes out….ya can't explain that.

NickDanger007 November 22, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Oh, for an opportunity to soak the entire Faux building with pepper spray! And CS gas.

owhatever November 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm

The campus cops on a college campus felt surrounded by students. Weird.

BaldarTFlagass November 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm

And getting blasted by a sonic cannon is no worse than getting blasted by Eric Bloom's "stun guitar" when you attend a Blue Öyster Cult concert.

anniegetyerfun November 22, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Too much sodium.

Allmighty_Manos November 22, 2011 at 12:55 pm

The crap Kelly pastes on her face and hair is probably a lot more toxic than pepper spray.

Dumbedup November 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Well, with props to the departed Hunter S. Thompson, those idiots should be pepper sprayed, ram fed acid and viagra and locked in the showers of a super max prison. It will help them discover empathy.

Generation[redacted] November 22, 2011 at 1:04 pm

…and possibly, true love (but I'm a hopeless romantic).

proudgrampa November 22, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Flat_Earther November 22, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Don't put pepper spray on anything you are eating while watching porn. I am just saying…

ibwilliamsi November 22, 2011 at 1:03 pm

ANYTHING that grows and can be ingested is a food product, right? Just like heroin and weed. BTW, Megan, do you care to go for the "It doesn't really hurt. Let me demonstrate for you how easy it is" angle on this one. I'd gladly find the Faux News channel on my dial to watch that one.

Generation[redacted] November 22, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Bill-O: "Bull Conner really should have gotten more of a reaction out of those marchers."

KeepFnThatChicken November 22, 2011 at 1:09 pm

…and dick is a great source of protein.

poncho_pilot November 22, 2011 at 1:37 pm

see above ^

proudgrampa November 22, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Here, Megyn, put some pepper spray on this bag of lightly salted rat dicks.

Barrelhse November 22, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Megyn, pus is also a naturally occurring product. Have a nice tall glass with your scab sandwich, bitch.

poncho_pilot November 22, 2011 at 1:39 pm

hey, it's like Bill says here,: they're liberals so they deserved it.

poncho_pilot November 22, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Megyn Kelly on To Serve Man: "it's a cook book, essentially."

DahBoner November 22, 2011 at 1:44 pm

KY-JELLY IZ VEGETABLE, TO!

ASS-FUCKING TEH POORZ: AMERICA'S NEWEST NATIONAL SPORT…

Steverino247 November 22, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Check this out:

The US Army concluded in a 1993 Aberdeen Proving Ground study that pepper spray could cause "[m]utagenic effects, carcinogenic effects, sensitization, cardiovascular and pulmonary toxicity, neurotoxicity, as well as possible human fatalities. There is a risk in using this product on a large and varied population."

You know when the Army doesn't want to spray something on you, it's GOT to be bad.

chascates November 22, 2011 at 2:44 pm

And on her Wikipedia page (probably for a short time only):

Kelly also thinks that pepper spray is essentially a food product that could make your Thanksgiving turkey extra scrumptious.

Chet Kincaid November 22, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Bill O'Reilly is within his legal rights to pepper-spray an uncooperative bitch producer so that he can drag her into the shower, if she has previously been noncompliant with issues raised in her performance review (i.e. "sucking it"). Any reasonable person can see that!

KennyCB November 22, 2011 at 3:38 pm

"Oh, Bill! Just take two loofahs and call me in the morning, OK?";
or, The Megyn Kelly Story

What possibly gives greater thrills?
Than faux blondes subsisting on pills?
Mendacity rules
With Fox lady tools —
Her yap's open? — Head for the hills!

gingerland62 November 22, 2011 at 4:50 pm

First rule of democracy- Don't Monday morning quarterback the police decisions.

bikerlaureate November 22, 2011 at 5:30 pm

"Jabbering fascist insects" is like a shot of premium insulin. Or capiscum. Also, too.

Sassomatic November 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Bill seems disappointed that the kids were's convulsing on the ground.

glamourdammerung November 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm

There is a woman in Seattle that had her unborn child murdered by "vegetable mist" and some cop beating. I someone doubt that is going to make it on Fox "news" despite their assertions that the fetus had more rights than the host/mother.

imissopus November 22, 2011 at 6:27 pm

Sure, it's a food product, if the food is Guatemalan insanity peppers.

fitley November 22, 2011 at 6:34 pm

They should have thrown Megyn on to the protesters I'm sure they'd have run from that vile piece of filth.

Gleem_McShineys November 22, 2011 at 6:54 pm

What about being sprayed with weapons-grade horseshit? Please be careful when watching this video.

eastcoastelite November 22, 2011 at 9:37 pm

Fuckin' idiots. Sorry, that's all I've got.

ttommyunger November 22, 2011 at 10:43 pm

"Fox News Cop-Slobberers Say Pepper Spray Is ‘Food Product’." Riiiight. And Pizza is a vegetable, and waterboarding is not torture.

DesertTed November 22, 2011 at 11:55 pm

Hemp is also a food product.

So why in hell is it illegal to grow it in this country?

lulzmonger November 23, 2011 at 12:28 am

These two simpering camwhores are ALSO "a food product" … for brainworms.

sbj1964 November 23, 2011 at 8:28 pm

Megyn Kelly is just another evil ABC on FoxNews ! ( Angry,Blond,C@nt)

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