What are the jabbering fascist insects at Fox News saying about the school cops viciously attacking America’s college students? Oh, you know, pepper spray is just a “food product,” right? And college kids are often liberals, so … totally warranted! And harmless! So we guess Bill O’Reilly and his vapid hair product sidekick are saying is this: Get your “food product” and head on over to the Fox News studios and prove them right! Hell, it hardly hurts to be pepper sprayed in the face. Professionals actually like it.
Tonight, Fox News hosts Bill O’Reilly and Megyn Kelly got to talking about a UC Davis police officer’s appalling use of pepper spray on nonviolent protesters over the weekend. Guess what direction the conversation took!
If you guessed “needlessly deferential to authority and dismissive to the suffering of protesters,” you guessed correctly!
You know what else is a “food product,” technically? Wet paper sacks of dog shit. Make sure to throw a couple at Bill O’Reilly for Thanksgiving! [Gawker]
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So's ricin. Have a ball.
No kidding! A couple'a castor beans, whats the big deal? Great with pork chops!
And hemlock is an all-natural herb.
Pork Fried Ricin… mmmmmm… my favorite!
I'd prefer they go with cyanide. I'm into the classics.
It's a food product! No, it's a vegetable mist! No, it's a food product!
Can't be a food product or the Reagan administration would have long ago approved as a vegetable for school lunches.
If you spray it on pizza, you have a Federally recommended meal!
This will be the entirety of President Herman Cain's School Lunch Program.
I like to substitute pepper spray for peppercorns when I cook steaks.
Sure, and pizza sauce is a vegetable.
Oh wait….
I really like the spicy Mexican food, but even with habaneros it's not enough, so I carry my handy pepper spray and give myself a blast in the face with every bite of those delicious cheese enchiladas.
Pepper Spray is to pepper as the Sun is to a candle.
Quite frankly I'm surprised Megyn (who but a self important bad speller has their fucking name spelled out like that) didn't go "Bam! Kick it up a notch!"
Her parents were hoping she would be a Megynocologist.
She still has to look at cunts all day.
Wet paper bags of dog shit. Newt, is that you?
Did you mean "Cop Knob-Slobberers?" "Sloppy Cop Knob-Slobbering, Cum-burping Guttersluts," perhaps?
I think he meant: Cunt!
…and botulinum toxin, and anthrax, and mad cow disease, and salmonella, and pig aids, etc.
Wild almonds have enough cyanide to kill you, eat up Bill. It's 100% natural.
Can you really die from cyanide poisoning just from eating almonds? I know I freaked my mom out when I was a baby by just inhaling the things, but I'm under the impression that it's the kind of thing you need to distill or something.
It's not the normal, selectively breed for millenia almonds that we eat, but there are still wild varieties in the near middle east in which the cyanide content is much higher, It's a fact in the Library of Congress. It could have been a fact in the OWS library but we'll never know now 'cuz the police THREW ALL THE BOOKS AWAY! Shitbirds.
Especially delicious when ordered with a side order of waterboard.
Food and drink on the house. Luxury!
"It's a derivative of actual pepper"
Well, ricin, one of the deadliest poisons known, is a derivative of castor beans. Just a food product, though.
You know what I love? Mustard gas. It's all natural, AND effective.
And Zyklon B is just an insecticide. The Giftgas that keeps on giving!
Is she the one who said that waterboarding, stress positions, mock executions and such, are essentially just like "frat hazing?" Or is this kind of thinking just so common among them?
As long as it's being done to people Roger Ailes doesn't like, which now includes Sarah Palin, so the next step is obvious.
torture is just bro diplomacy, essentially
"Thinking"?
Ethanol Molotov cocktails for Mygyny.
I want the dimwitted fucktard to use pepperspray on her Thanksgiving turkey.
I want the dimwitted fucktard to use pepper spray on herself.
I want to switch the label on her Massengill.
Put the KY Jelly label on the Vicks Vapo-Rub or Icy Hot.
That's a bad thing?
that too. also.
You know, it might just work on chicken wings.
ehh, 1000x the scoville units of a jalepeno is a little extreme, even for most chili heads. That's like 20x scotch bonnets, which can mess your ass up for a good long time.
Maybe, if you used one spritz in the whole batch, and used a buttermilk soak on the chicken to cut off the effect of the heat, it wouldn't scorch your throat too bad.
I would not want to have to look at or smell her toilet the next day.
I'ma just gonna say there's not really any day I want to look at or smell her toilet. Or anyone's really.
Yeah, really, I think Sorosbot inadvertantly gave out some disturbing information with that post.
Walnuts… that's food right? Here Billy O. let me grab my wrist rocket.
(Yes, I do have a wrist rocket)
Lemme just charge up my spud gun with some hairspray; you can start running now, Bill, but you'll only die tired.
If we're gonna dabble in backyard ballistics, I'd like to try a trebuchet instead. You can launch all sorts of payloads from that thing, from boulders to Plague-infested corpses. You could even use Chris Christy if you build one big enough!
Asswipes. All of them. Remember Boss Hawg referring to the BP spill that destroyed the Gulf of Mexico as "food mousse"? What the fuck with these fuckers?
I remember Rep. Joe Barton [R-Exxon] apologizing to BP. Looks like the Pepper Growers of America lobbyist paid a visit to Faux studios.
Have some pepper spray with your falafel Bill.
And Orange Julius is just watered-down Agent Orange….
I thought it was the other way around.
Actually the fine Monsanto product marketed as "Roundup" is in fact a diluted version of Agent Orange, known to its few friends as 2,4D. So it's all good!
To subdue Bill, you have to rub a liberal amount of falafel on him and then spray with a light coat of pepper juice. A Misto works great for this purpose.
He'll fold like an accordion at polka festival when you get to "liberal".
I hear Billo uses it on his loofah to scrub his dumb ass.
Feeding the poors Republican Jesus style!
I think BillO's falafel has already proven that food can be an offensive weapon.
Sorry, but the video I saw was not pepper spray – that thing was a fucking hose.
By their thinking arsenic is a natural occurring organic element and thus harmless. Hey Bill! Would you like a nice healthy arsenic sandwich?
Well, if you recall the hoopla over Bush relaxing the rules regarding arsenic in drinking water….
Cyanide occurs in miniscule amounts in fruit seeds, so cyanide poisoning is just having an apple pie, essentially.
Bill sprays it on his loofah, which, after all, is a vegatable.
I'll take mine freshly ground.
From the same school of thought that produced "Carbon dioxide is actually made by trees! How can it be bad for the atmosphere?" Didn't any of these mouth-breathers ever accidentally dump too much Tetra-Min in their aquariums as a kid and see what too much of any "natural" thing does to life?
Has Sean Hannity offered to be sprayed yet to prove it's harmless food product? Like he didn't get waterboarded?
He could do both in one special — that's something I might even tune in to watch.
Half-time show during the Lions-Packers game this Thursday!!
It's what TIVO was made for. Watch it in an eternal loop. Braying jackass.
That'd be so good. Once he pops off the board after three seconds choking his fat face off, he instantly gets pepper sprayed. Repeatedly.
I would subscribe to this pay-per-view.
Everyone knows pussies don't like water!
At least Christopher Hitchens volunteered for the water-boarding. Changed his tune in a hurry, didn't it?
O'Reilly and Kelly and Ailes and all of the other jabbering facist insects at Faux News should be pepper sprayed while lying down on a board with water poured on their face, every day, for a couple of hours, until they wake up from their evil spell, denounce Faux News as the work of the devil, resign, effective immediately, and there is no more Faux News ever again.
Cosigned.
So grabbing Bill O'Reilly's balls and twisting and crushing them as hard as possible would be giving him a handjob, something he'd like.
"One squirt and your south of the border"
-Bill "Fuck it we'll do it live" O'Reilly-
San Fernando Valley border?
You'll have to forgive Megyn Kelly. She spends a lot of time with stuff splattering in her face. It's how she keeps her job.
And those riot gear helmets are OSHA required. We've got to stop the regulatory madness and unleash the economy.
I want to extend the same offer regarding pepper spray that was once made with the waterboarding they still insist isn't torture.
Pepper spraying nonviolent protesters is just a bit of fun — but if Bill Clinton taps on Chris Wallace's clipboard during an interview, you better believe that's assault and battery. Really, the mentality of these Fox Criminal Enterprises talking heads is about where mine was when my brother and I used to draw a border down the back seat during long car trips and get indignant if we encroached on each other's territory.
I'd hate to hear what they'd say if anyone ever used mustard gas on protesters.
Hot dogs, anyone?
Nice thing about the CHILI/ONION gas?
No gas…
They'd be alright with that as long as it was good ole American yellow mustard (any brand but, you know, French's)!
I'm not sure they'd be saying anything per se, so much as orgasmically shrieking.
Personally, I like to spray pepper in my eyes and up my nose, but only when I have scrambled eggs.
Exactly how stupid can this get before people just stop and say "Well, golly, this is beyond all limits of stupidity that I'm willing to accept"?
Much, much stupider.
Have you seen the GOP nominees? If they haven't said it yet there is no hope.
It's no longer Legal or Adviseable to gather in huge numbers in the U.S. anymore. Did you guys miss the memo? It's being sent right now, by Fox News.
Tri-corner hat loophole?
Megyn. Please note that it also makes a refreshing douche. Maybe its the gyn in her name that brings this up.
funny
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Great chop. I'm going to make this my wall paper on my phone.
Bill is just sucking up to the pepper spray manufacturers so they'll advertise on his show.
Let's replace Megyn's bottle for her new baby with some of this "food product".
The kid's got it bad enough already, with that camera whore for a "mom".
Waterboarding=dunking according to Darth Cheney.
So?
They gave these kids FREE pepper spray and they're complaining…. Who gets the bill for all this wasted food?
There are protesters in Egypt who would love to be pepper-sprayed!
And those riot-control bean bag rounds can be popped right in the microwave!
Makes a great heating pad!
Haven't the slobs ever been to a nice italian resturant??? Do they understand the words, "would you like pepper spray on that, Sir"???
Let them eat yellowcake!
That will give them a warm glow.
To certain species, Bill + Megyn are also food products.
"don't get on that ship! The rest of the book To Serve Man, it's… it's a cookbook!"
A frozen carrot in the eye is food. Hungry?
Would all you liberal whiners* be satisfied if the Lt John Pike had just used one of those Brogdignagian peppermills from Costco on the demonstrators? No, then you'd be demanding they provide salt to go with it.
_______
"Wah, wah, wah, what about my constitutional rights?"
He was going to squirt ketchup on them, but the university could never afford the cleaning bills they would get stuck with.
LIke Billo said, if it was real pepper spray, they would've had more of a reaction. They were clearly just mooching the free condiments so thoughtfully provided by Lt. Pike, before heading off to steal ketchup packets and biodegradable sporks from the cafeteria.
Do you find Pepper Spray with the condiments or the chef's imported spice section?
Minute quantities of iron are also found in food so I guess there's no harm is grabbing a hammer and smashing somebody's face
"He's anemic! Quick, get me the sledge! "
Dear Smart People: I've noticed that there are more photos of women being pepper sprayed than men. Which might not mean anything and could be a photographic coincidence – maybe they use those photos more often for emotional impact. Or, there is a gender bias, or bias against spindly little students who weigh 100 lbs. soaking wet. How would I find out? Are pepper spray incidents on public record? Just curious.
Or is this some sort of perverted twist on wet T-shirt night?
Owie!
Well, in NYC, they were taking to running the men over with scooters and pepper-spraying the chicks. Maybe it's a foreplay thing
When the lunchroom cafeteria cooks flavor the school children's french fries and pizza with pepper spray, the little angels receive three servings of vegetables.
Unfortunately, Fox News was contaminated with naturally occurring stupidity from the very beginning.
No known cure at this present time.
Leave Megyn alone! At least she accused Chief Annette of making shit up. That's pretty astute for someone whose name means "ME WOMAN" in Greek.
And here I thought Megyn meant "My parents were morons who can't spell for shit".
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Mustard gas is just a hot dog condiment. Quit your belly achin' libs.
So which Faux News yammerer will volunteer to be pepper-sprayed in the face just to prove that pepper spray is a delicious food product?
Having accidentally pepper-sprayed myself in the hand once (I was idly trying to see if the canister came out of its holder) I can attest that that stuff stings a lot. If Bill or Megyn got a blast in the face they'd be screaming like spanked children — right up until the waterboarding started.
All of them, Katie?
Oh please, like this comment wasn't begging for it.
Yea, but how many will follow thru and actually allow themselves to be sprayed?
None of 'em, Katie.
what next? will Fox News call concentration camps as picnic center?
Complete with showers for after!
As a side note: Spraying your birdseed with pepper spray discourages the squirrels but not the birds. Well maybe the birds too. But the seed lasts longer in the feeder.
The sad thing is that Megyn''s chin has to endure being sprayed by BillO's "food product" and old balls.
This was an example of "reasonable force"? Well, if FoxNews is an example of "news", then why the hell not?
Peanuts are food products and if I give them to my aunt she dies. But they are still food so it's ok.
Hah, just inhale the vapor made of a specialty hot sauce, say 'Screaming Sphincter', and you'll be convinced it's not a happy thing.
OT but Katrina Vanderhuvel is bitch slapping the regrettable "Democrat" Mort Zuckerman on MSNBC. It's delish…
I watched as much of that as I could. I felt like I was observing the defense team in the Rodney King case as they coolly deconstructed his savage beating. It is truly a sad day when Megyn Kelly is the "voice of reason," no matter that it's in comparison to Bill O'Heil-ey. I'll hand it to Fox – they know how to package outrageous misconduct to satisfy their smug, self-righteous audience.
I'm sure a few people here would be more than happy to give Fox News an extra helping of pepper spray on their eggs!
"The police chief was placed on adm leave for 'following orders', can you believe that?"
I suppose they ought to watch Judgement at Nuremberg.
They don't like movies which for them have an unhappy ending.
ftw!
I remember seeing Homer Simpson use pepper spray on his food.
All this time, I thought that wasn't real life!
Needz moar Guatemalan insanity peppers.
Mmmmm… Incapacitating!
As my Dad says, "Arsenic is natural."
God damnit, I know there's a Herman Cain/Godfather's Pizza joke in here somewhere, but I'm too sleep-addled/horrified to come up with it……
Food-Fight!
High in protein, also, too!
Yet more 'pepper spraying cop' photoshops:
http://peppersprayingcop.tumblr.com/
Reminds me of that old Saturday Night Live TV commercial parody.
Husband: "Pepper spray is a dessert topping!"
Wife: "Pepper spray is a brutal weapon to quash liberal dissent!"
Husband: "Dessert topping, you bitch!"
Wife: ""Brutal weapon to quash dissent, you limp-wrist closet case! I'm tired of being your beard!"
Announcer: "Calm down, folks! Pepper spray is both a dessert topping AND a brutal weapon to quash liberal dissent! Put it on your Sundae, or use it to hose down that smarty-pants vegan college kid down the street. It's both! And it's kosher, too."
Husband and wife (in unison): "Ooooohhh! Aaaahh!"
clap clap clap clap. . . .
Megyn Kelly should be sprayed with something, and it ain't pepper.
Bullets?
almost, but cummier
I always thought the most fun job in the world would be working as a "reporter" for the Enquirer, but now I'm thinking it would be coming up with stuff like pepper spray being food. Requires a deep understanding of the republican/conservative mind, i.e. what lie can we tell that your average Arby's patron is going to believe, or at least repeat.
Pepper spray goes in…vomit comes out….ya can't explain that.
Oh, for an opportunity to soak the entire Faux building with pepper spray! And CS gas.
The campus cops on a college campus felt surrounded by students. Weird.
And getting blasted by a sonic cannon is no worse than getting blasted by Eric Bloom's "stun guitar" when you attend a Blue Öyster Cult concert.
Too much sodium.
The crap Kelly pastes on her face and hair is probably a lot more toxic than pepper spray.
Well, with props to the departed Hunter S. Thompson, those idiots should be pepper sprayed, ram fed acid and viagra and locked in the showers of a super max prison. It will help them discover empathy.
…and possibly, true love (but I'm a hopeless romantic).
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Megyn Kelly, Birmingham, 1963: "It's essentially water coming out of those firehoses, right?"
Bill-O: "Bull Conner really should have gotten more of a reaction out of those marchers."
Rush Limbaugh: "They understand it is a little bit of uppity-ism."
Oh wait — that's really what people said in 1963. SNARK FAIL.
Don't put pepper spray on anything you are eating while watching porn. I am just saying…
ANYTHING that grows and can be ingested is a food product, right? Just like heroin and weed. BTW, Megan, do you care to go for the "It doesn't really hurt. Let me demonstrate for you how easy it is" angle on this one. I'd gladly find the Faux News channel on my dial to watch that one.
…and dick is a great source of protein.
see above ^
Here, Megyn, put some pepper spray on this bag of lightly salted rat dicks.
Megyn, pus is also a naturally occurring product. Have a nice tall glass with your scab sandwich, bitch.
hey, it's like Bill says here,: they're liberals so they deserved it.
Megyn Kelly on To Serve Man: "it's a cook book, essentially."
KY-JELLY IZ VEGETABLE, TO!
ASS-FUCKING TEH POORZ: AMERICA'S NEWEST NATIONAL SPORT…
Check this out:
The US Army concluded in a 1993 Aberdeen Proving Ground study that pepper spray could cause "[m]utagenic effects, carcinogenic effects, sensitization, cardiovascular and pulmonary toxicity, neurotoxicity, as well as possible human fatalities. There is a risk in using this product on a large and varied population."
You know when the Army doesn't want to spray something on you, it's GOT to be bad.
And on her Wikipedia page (probably for a short time only):
Kelly also thinks that pepper spray is essentially a food product that could make your Thanksgiving turkey extra scrumptious.
Bill O'Reilly is within his legal rights to pepper-spray an uncooperative bitch producer so that he can drag her into the shower, if she has previously been noncompliant with issues raised in her performance review (i.e. "sucking it"). Any reasonable person can see that!
"Oh, Bill! Just take two loofahs and call me in the morning, OK?";
or, The Megyn Kelly Story
What possibly gives greater thrills?
Than faux blondes subsisting on pills?
Mendacity rules
With Fox lady tools —
Her yap's open? — Head for the hills!
First rule of democracy- Don't Monday morning quarterback the police decisions.
"Jabbering fascist insects" is like a shot of premium insulin. Or capiscum. Also, too.
Bill seems disappointed that the kids were's convulsing on the ground.
There is a woman in Seattle that had her unborn child murdered by "vegetable mist" and some cop beating. I someone doubt that is going to make it on Fox "news" despite their assertions that the fetus had more rights than the host/mother.
Sure, it's a food product, if the food is Guatemalan insanity peppers.
They should have thrown Megyn on to the protesters I'm sure they'd have run from that vile piece of filth.
What about being sprayed with weapons-grade horseshit? Please be careful when watching this video.
Fuckin' idiots. Sorry, that's all I've got.
"Fox News Cop-Slobberers Say Pepper Spray Is ‘Food Product’." Riiiight. And Pizza is a vegetable, and waterboarding is not torture.
Hemp is also a food product.
So why in hell is it illegal to grow it in this country?
These two simpering camwhores are ALSO "a food product" … for brainworms.
Megyn Kelly is just another evil ABC on FoxNews ! ( Angry,Blond,C@nt)
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