Imbecile Sarah Palin Thinks Roger Ailes Doesn’t Own Her (He Does)

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C'mon, even Bristol knows she must do a monkey dance on teevee for her monies.

Thanksgiving hasn’t even happened yet and look, here already is a giant plate of half-putrefied “leftovers” to add to the compost bin: mutant overgrown toad wart Roger Ailes nearly (OH GOD, WHY NEARLY) evicted yammering reject Sarah Palin from his evil teevee space beams in an enraged fit right after she “announced” she was quitting the presidential race she never joined, because she failed at her sole remaining paid task of delivering this breaking non-information on Fox News. Sarah Palin told some other outlet first for the same reason she does anything: out of raw, brainless spite.

From Daily Intel:

After [Palin's] announcement, [Ailes] called Fox’s executive vice-president Bill Shine into a meeting. Shine is the network’s principal point of contact with Palin. Ailes told him she had made a big mistake. “I paid her for two years to make this announcement on my network,” Ailes pointedly told Shine. Sources described the episode on condition of anonymity, given the sensitivity of the relationships.

Palin is said to have made her announcement on Levin’s show because she’s been upset that Fox News has given a platform to Karl Rove, one of her principal critics. “She isn’t happy with Karl,” one Palin adviser told me. “From day one, he hasn’t been very nice.” Levin had become Palin’s biggest booster in the conservative commentariat, and Palin is known for rewarding loyalists, and punishing her detractors.

Hahaha, and then she was forced to “recognize her misstep” before her overlords like a regular commoner employee. “Gone rogue” that one, she is! Eh, not really, mostly just “gone,” because she is too stupid even to remember who signs her checks. [Daily Intel]

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131 comments

    1. SorosBot

      Psst, Sarah; guys don't just hire hookers for the sex, they hire you to go away afterwards. Take the hint.

    2. Serolf_Divad

      And it's not prostitution either because he told her "Here, buy yourself something nice" when he did, meaning it was totally a gift and not payment

    1. Larry McAwful

      Now you've got me wondering which I'd less rather see: a Sarah Palin event, or a Justin Bieber event.

    2. Nothingisamiss

      I was certainly as dramatic as Sarah in the 10th grade, but I was, even then, far, far smarter. For a fair equivalency you'd have to go back to early middle school.

  1. DaSandman

    Ah nothing like watching two right wing sociopaths trying to butt fuck each other…

    Pass the popcorn please :)

  2. BaldarTFlagass

    “She isn’t happy with Karl,” one Palin adviser told me. “From day one, he hasn’t been very nice.”

    No one said Rove was stupid. Just evil.

    1. HedonismBot

      All of 'em (the GOP candidates, moneymen and propagandists) are smart, even Sarah. She made a lot of money playing a stupid person on teevee. I'm not talking Einstein smart, but smart enough they know how to get what they want.
      It takes cunning and clever minds to call such an awful tune and get the masses to dance to it. I only doubt the intelligence of GOP voters.

        1. HedonismBot

          He sold lots of books, and his failed candidacy will probably lead to some kind of pundit job (sound familiar?)
          He'll make out probably better than could be expected, and with no less than what he probably wanted all along – some fame, notoriety, and a (bigger) fortune. He's smart enough to roll the rubes, and that's all Republicans have to do.

      1. GOPCrusher

        Kind of makes you wonder about the mindless rubes that Bible Spice grifted off of for the last three years, being led to believe that she was The Chosen One.

    1. Negropolis

      Best real-life example of the old story which ends with "you knew what I was when you picked me up."

      This post is so very full of WIN.

    1. Chichikovovich

      You don't know what a crisis it was behind the scenes at Fox when Sarah! did that. People will be talking about the near-miss for years. At one point they were within five minutes of having to broadcast something true.

  3. GregComlish

    Getting angry at Sarah Palin for being a spiteful, unhinged Diva is like getting mad at water for being so wet.

  4. x111e7thst

    In the next blockbuster movie about Sarah there can be a scene in which she hunts Rove and Ailes from a helicopter. I would almost pay to see that.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      But then Rove pulls the collapsible rifle from the briefcase he was issued by Q, wings Sarah in the arm just as she's about to drop a grenade on him, the grenade falls to the floor of the helicopter, and it's a happy ending!!!

      Or was that another movie?

  5. Joshua Norton

    yammering reject Sarah Palin

    The fact that her voice is a ball-shriveling nasal whine that sounds like an aluminum storm door being forced through a document shredder should be reason enough to can her ass.

  6. BaldarTFlagass

    I was thinking just yesterday that it's been quite some time since we've had a Palin thread. It's like I was thinking about a plate of shrimp, and boom! Kirsten says Plate of Shrimp. No point in looking for an explanation. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

    1. LiveToServeYa

      FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T THINK OF …no, I won't write it. Uh, how about the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man, instead? Nah, that might summon Newt.

    2. jonesasaurusrex

      Too bad it isn't like Beetlejuice – then all we'd have to do to get rid of the dizzy tundra bitch is say her name 3 times.

  7. Schmannnity

    "Sarah Palin told some other outlet first for the same reason she does anything: out of raw, brainless spite."

    You forgot profit.

  8. mrpuma2u

    We all knew she was a media whore, and now we can add rogue, self-serving moronic media whore. She probably isn't happy with Rove cuz he told her the truth, which was she didn't stand a snowball's chance in hell of winning much of anything, including her old job as Burgermeister of Wasilla. Rove is indeed evil, but he isn't dumb.

  9. LabRodent

    So Roger Ailes is like a Pimp and when one of his Hoes get out of line he gets Angry. Happens everyday downtown in front of the bus station.

  10. Beetagger

    Wait until the Fox checks stop and the speaking fees dry up. You're gonna see a Mama Grizzly pole dancing for tips.

  11. widestanceshakedown

    I hope she still hasn't gotten the taste out of her mouth.

    Do you think he applied the old bag of oranges to the back on her, too?

  12. Millennial Malaise

    What's sad is that these three festering boils on the ass of humanity deserve no one but each other.

  13. HedonismBot

    Ailes knew all along that Sarah wasn't going to run for prez, but he paid her for two years to build up the drama and make the big announcement on his network. Sounds about right.
    Need any more proof our whole presidential election process is an elaborate farce, designed to distract us from how badly we're being screwed and provide us with the illusion of democratic choice?

  14. Lascauxcaveman

    “She isn’t happy with Karl,” one Palin adviser told me. “From day one, he hasn’t been very nice.”

    I'd say it's unfair to pick on a newborn baby like that, but since this is being said by a FOX/GOP operative, I guess he's actually referring to the moment when Karl's dad's evil, evil sperm joined Karl's mom's evil, evil egg.

  15. SayItWithWookies

    The fun part is now Palin's politically irrelevant, yet Ailes still has to pay her through 2013. How quickly he found out that if you want mindless teaparty blather, just about anybody can do that schtick — Michele Bachmann, Santorum, even Newt Gingrich have appropriated the rhetoric of oversimplified solutions to complex problems and extremist poseur bullshit. And they're actually running for something, not just trying to get heard yelling from the sidelines.

  16. MzNicky

    When assholes collide! ha ha ha.

    Also:

    "Ailes was so mad, he considered pulling her off the air entirely until her $1 million annual contract expires in 2013. … Ailes was furious with Palin's move and she was at risk of being 'benched.' Fox still had to pay her, but they didn't have to give her airtime."

    So, the Grifter will now get paid $2 million for doing nothing? Maybe she's smarter than we thought.

    1. actor212

      Right? Wish I could…hang on!

      Hey Kirsten? I promise NOT to comment at Wonkette until 2013 for $1 million!

      OK, then, how about $1,000? $100? $5? Aw, come on! Work with me here!

    2. Lascauxcaveman

      I wouldn't say she's smarter than we thought, I think that grifting is a natural, inborn thing with her. The way most people breathe.

      Being such a me-me-me attention whore, losing her FOX airtime is probably the second worst thing that could happen to her.

      1. Biff

        It would please me greatly if Murdoch's evil empire would pay ALL these morons to just shut the fuck up already. I don't need to see others fail in order for me to feel successful.

      2. LetUsBray

        Right, I was going to ask, If Quitty-Grifty Lady were getting paid millions to do nothing, would she still quit? I believe she would, if it meant no one was paying attention to her.

    3. GOPCrusher

      Don't you really have to question the sanity of someone that would sign Bible Spice (R-Quitter) to a long term contract?

  17. elviouslyqueer

    I love the pic on the linked article, and I have to say that it's lovely to see Pia Zadora and Divine working together again.

  18. Master Janitor V572

    A source who declined to be identified owing to the sensitivity of the information in question said that Roger Ailes wanted Sarah to "go anal" and when she refused, he was furious.

    You know, "sources who describe events on the condition of anonymity" are an even better way to promulgate untruths and half-truths than, "I don't have the facts to back this up, but…" Watch and learn, Herman Cain.

  19. El Pinche

    She can't even hold her FoxNews cuntributor job down. All you have to do is read Aisle's wingnut scrawl from a teleprompter and show your tits. Brian "The Smart One" Kilmeade does it EVERYDAY.

    NOW BE GONE ICE WENCH!! BACK TO THE FROZEN METH TUNDRA !!

  20. starfanglednut

    "People who are overly narcissistic commonly feel rejected, humiliated and threatened when criticised. To protect themselves from these dangers, they often react with disdain, rage, and/or defiance to any slight criticism, real or imagined."

    -Wikipedia

    1. not that Dewey

      How did the wikipedia entry on narcissistic personality disorder get its hands on Fox News proprietary business model? Expect to hear from their lawyers.

  21. WhatTheHeck

    Now why the hell didn’t he just hack into her brain to get the scoop before she even thought of it. Rupert would approve.

  22. MistaEko

    The real sign of her career being over is that this thread has been up for over an hour and it has less than 100 comments and just a hair over 1000 views.

  23. Eve8Apples

    “I paid her for two years to make this announcement on my network,” Ailes pointedly told Shine.

    You paid a lazy, chronic quitter, Ailes. Her only consistent quality is her attention deficit disorder.

  24. Redhead

    “From day one, he hasn’t been very nice.”

    Welcome to politics, Sarah. Despite your best efforts, it's not much like a gradeschool popularity contest.

  25. Puffperney

    Someone with photoshop skills needs to a do a "Princess leia chained with Jabba the hut" with Palin and Ailes faces superimposed. Oh, please!

  26. Wonderthing

    A lap dog is always independent right up until the moment when it realizes it's on a leash when it's out in public.

  27. Negropolis

    “I paid her for two years to make this announcement on my network,”

    I love, love, love the honesty. That is literally the only reason he paid her, because he absolutely knew she wasn't running. What a fucking whore, but then again, is there any other kind of whore?

    Shorter Sarah: What did you expect? You saw that I was a scorpion.

  28. antiprius

    And conservatives are the mean spirited, nasty, evil ones? They have a long way to go to catch up to you folks. How do you sleep at night with such awful bile flowing through your heart.

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