A frightened Wonkette operative sends this picture. Wha-a-a-a-t is this supposed to mean, exactly? We are just going to post it and go away and never think about it again — not the shirt, not the person wearing it, not anything. We are just going to go smoke some marijuana, actually. It’s the only thing that seems sane right now.
THEY'RE BOTH BLACK MEN!
November 18, 2011
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From Jekyll to Hyde?
It would have been better if it was slice of pizza morphing into Cain.
Hope and Change
vs
Grope and Strange
Fucking win for the ages, my friend!
Need moar Dr. Black and Mr. Hyde.
Bernie Casey has an MFA and is chair of the Trustees of SCAD- Another educated black man- dangerous!
Can you tell me why educated black WOMEN are less threatening than educated black men, tho?
NASCAR fans would disagree. The presence of Jill Biden was not enough to cancel out the uppityness of the First lady of the United States!
(Just realized the NASCAR debacle might not have happened at the time this post was written. But oh, they let the very last cat out of the bag when they actually used "uppity" in connection with Michelle Obama, highly educated black woman and FLOTUS.)
You're kidding. They actually SAID that? Uppity? Fuck me blind.
Um, at 0:02, we're seeing one more boob than we see on the t-shirt. Thanx for the NSFW warning.
P.S. Not upset – it's 4:40 on Friday afternoon, and I'm the only one at work!
Generally, YouTube does not allow such filth.
Except when there's obvious artistic merit, as in this case.
I'm doing a re-elect the President event tomorrow. Wondering if there will be any GOP supporters around here- Silver Spring,MD. Not that we don't have some Republicans(not elected ones, of course) but the ones I know don't talk about it publicly and wouldn't vote for the current crop of nuts and morons.
And Dear Lord, look at that arm. It's like the Blob or some scary shit.
I'm guessing that is not Ann Coulter.
True. Looks like a fat, white Republican arm.
Kathryn Lopez?
Are you sure that's an arm and not a suckling pig at the teat?
Oh god, oh no. Please forget I ever said that!
I HATE YOU.
That makes two of us.
You know, I was just reading about the Japanese in Papua-Niugini during WW II. I know I don't have to say any more … do I?
I'm wishing you hadn't said that, because of course I had to go back and look at it. It looks like an old flabby concha.
Is it too late for a remake of "The Cain Mutiny"?
On the back Cain morphs into Newt Gingrich.
right beneath a Godfather's Pizza logo
or Pillsbury Doughboy.
You have to be fucking kidding me.
Herb Cain is a shape-shifting alien????!!!
Suddenly, it all makes sense.
Lizard people.
And this surprises you?
Worst. Acid trip. Ever.
Which one of them is going to get rid us of the USA PATRIOT Act (etc.)?
Right. Going snark-free.
1) President Barry and his carefully selected Administration are efficiently fucking us all to hell.
2) Herman Cain is just comedy relief provided by our corporate masters so that you will all forget 1).
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He did't promise to change everything.
morphing v.
To be transformed [from Kafka's Metamorphosis]. To wake-up one morning and discover that the President is a cockroach.
I dunno, weejee, your av looks pretty morphy to me right now. Is that the NotsewLuvly Missus Ging morphed onto Mr. Rich?
What!
/ horrified, runs to look in mirror
double wordscore for topically using Kafka in a post – well played!
Herman Cain/Gregor Samsa 2012!
From the vertical stripes that should be horizontal, to the bar sinister (most "not-this" signs use a bar dexter) to the horrible result in the middle and the appropriation of a slogan having positive connotations into one representing crass corruption and ignorance, this design is well nigh perfect — it's an extra-large order of stupid topped with transparent pandering, ignorance by-products, canned limp rhetoric and extra lack of attention to detail. Let it serve as a warning to us all.
Well, shit. I was about to point you to UK road signs which I thought used a bar sinister, and what do you know? I'm totally wrong.
Now I'm wondering if a bar dexter is more off-putting because it's not the natural way for a right-hander to cross something out and thus has some kind of more affirming psychological impact.
Nah, it's because of Windows.
Do people still use that?
That depends on how you define "people."
The picture in the middle is the, "If They Mated" picture.
That just makes me want to watch "Terminator 2" again.
You know who else promised change?
Coinstar?
The weatherbabe on channel 8?
Ralph Kramden?
Hugo Chávez?
Tollbooth operator?
That's definitely the change I believe in.
Sonny Corleone died for that change.
David Stern?
Jerry Sandusky?
Jerry Sandusky?
First CityWide Change Bank?
Nowadays they would charge for that service.
Me.when my children pooped their diapers?
Lindsay Lohan? To about a dozen judges….
Bad Vending Machine?
All of them, Katie.
Chastity Bono?
So, this means if you added a mustache to Obama and gave him a lobotomy, the GOP would be OK with him?
Only a lobotomy required.
O-bama-bama-bama-stan-stan-stan.
Well, there's still those forged birf certificates….
To the extent that they're OK with tokens.
Change that even Herman doesn't believe in, but man, does it sell books.
Does it sell books? I mean really, who buys political "non"fiction?
It seems age has not been kind to Keyser Söze.
Yes we can sell more pizzas!
To Libya.
NO PIZZAS FOR OIL!
Well, crap, if he's borrowing the face-morphing stuff from Michael Jackson's "Black or White" video, does that mean we'll have to see Herman Cain dancing around, grabbing his crotch, and smashing stuff?
….again?
Grabbing other (women's) crotches.
Beat me to it.
No dancing around, just thoughts twirling around in his head.
I'm holding out for when we give him a Pepsi and light his face on fire.
Hopefully, only those of us that might be blonde ladies in search of a job.
They all look alike to me in the first place.
All those Nines look the same anyway.
Like QB Alex Smith, he's a no good Niner.
It'll be OK, just put on your COOOOOLFACE
At some point, stupid stops being amusing, and is just sad.
The Cain campaign has officially crossed over.
Agreed. At this point, it's like kicking an injured dog.
That close-up hides the fact that Fatty McTeabagger is riding a Rascal.
So Cain is Bammerz' 'brother from another mother,' too???! Which is it Cain, hm?
OT: Anyone seen this yet?
Fox Cites Non-Existent Part Of The Constitution To Hype Argument For Kagan Recusal
Legal ethicists have thrown cold water on the argument that Kagan needs to recuse herself over that email. But Fox seems to have an argument that the legal ethicists haven't thought of: Fox national correspondent Steve Centanni said Kagan's recusal may be required by "Article 28 of the Constitution." …Three glaring problems with this argument: The Constitution has no Article 28, has no Section 144, and does not contain the language quoted.
Oh, Fox….
Well, if it doesn't – it should have.
Non -existent "facts" are the basis of Fox reporting.
to be fair, fox is better at math than constitutional law.
math and geography.
Be a leader, not a reader!
Who was it that said, "I don't have the facts to back thus up, but…"?
All I know is, it wasn't the same guy who said: "Not intended to be a factual statement."
All of them, Katie.
It'll have one if the GOP has their way.
WTF, that's not even a morph! Two identical pictures of Barry and two identical pictures of Hermie overlaid on something that may be a hack-job overlap of the two? The Taiwanese animators could do better than that!
Repugs ain't so smart when it comes to techmologies.
Are those man boobs or lady boobs?
Let's not go there, OK? Srsly.
Fuck Cain. Don't we have some dairy farming wonkeratti who can update us on the recall? I am so sending them another few pennies of my 99% chump change. Sadly, I cleaned out from under the sofa cushions on the last recall in Cheeseland.
Not a currently resident cheesehead, but United Wisky is claiming to have gotten 50,000 signatures in the first 48 hours. (they have 60 days to get 500,000-some). Sounds like a decent start.
BTW, I see that Mr. Mattress-Fallin is back in business with the state.
~540k, i think? but they shooting for 750k. the low mark is one tenth of the population. which reminds me, i need to go sign that…
Feeling as confused as…….oh that's what it means…………….
Sakes alive. Can I get one of those with George W. Bush morphing into Rick Perry?
"It's morphing again in America."
- zombie Ronald Reagan.
What this shirt is saying is that "Herman Cain" is an elaborate hoax that Obama has been perpetrating on the Republican party.
After all, has anyone ever seen Obama and "Cain" on stage at the same time? More to the point, would anyone actually want to?
I didn't even know they were on tour.
Now it looks like Herman needs to study up on the Tali-tali-tali-bon-bon. Maybe his next tee shirt can have Mullah Omar 'morphing' into Muammar Gaddafi, or something.
i know, but in this instance, i don't care if Herman Cain is a ginormous sex-creep douche bag: i want that fucking shirt.
It would look great hanging to dry on the line next to your Sandusky rocks t-shirt.
I believe that the distinguished art historian Lawrence Weschler would describe this image as a "convergence."
I was seven when I read that in a book: Why is a beach like a cafeteria? Et cetera. Ad nauseam.
So, they had Weekly Reader joke books where you were, too?
I don't remember if that's what they were called, but we certainly had a great many books of riddles and rhymes and silly jokes for children.
The only one I actually *remember* was Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes, which contained such gems as:
Billy, in one of his nice new sashes
Fell in the fire and was burned to ashes
Now, although the room grows chilly
I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy
Judging by that arm on the left, the shirt-wearer has had his share of Godfather's pizzas. Yeesh!
I guess we're supposed to view this from left to right. (Left to right, I get it!) But perhaps it is really showing that Cain and Obama used to be the dude in the middle, then were split into Good and Evil by a transporter malfunction.
Or maybe the five black men on the shirt represent someone's basketball Dream Team.
The most likely explanation is that by 2012 Obama will look like Cain — fatter, less hair and a moustache for that Saddam Hussein look that's about to sweep the nation.
This photo change seems reflect the dumbing down of America, nicely done.
one word: ugh
Not to be outdone, Newt has put out a Tee that has his face on the left morphing into his face on the right. The obvious message: "Newt morphs into a Turd"
A little late, I know, but I finally remembered what that T-shirt reminds me of – the poster for Cronenberg's gynocologists-gone-mad horror flick Dead Ringers: http://www.motionpictureart.com/Dead-Ringers-Movi...
So this is what would happen to president Obama if he were exposed to a lethal dose of Gamma radiation? CAIN Crush, Cain Destroy !
So, we would be morphing a not very good president to an absolutely terrible one. That that's a change I can believe in…
Change we don't want to believe in.
"Our blacks are better than their blacks."
That new avatar-thingy is most deeply disturbing, sir or madam.
hats off to you!
Thank you! Isn't it, though. I was going to change my nom-du-Net to WhoreMan_Cain't, but ID won't LET me, dammit. Oh, well. Just imagine me sliding one hand up your shorts while pressing your head down on my crotch with the other. That's such a Chester-the-Molester leer.
Rushbo in his tirade against the First lady did in fact use the "uppity" word:
"…They know that in their hearts the Obamas don’t like them. We’ve taken notice of this, as has, by the way, Chris Matthews. And a lot of congressional Democrats are also fully aware that the Obamas just don’t like a lot of people, and they don’t like hanging around a lot of people. I’ll tell you something else. We don’t like paying millions of dollars for Mrs. Obama’s vacations. The NASCAR crowd doesn’t quite understand why when the husband and the wife are going to the same place, the first lady has to take her own Boeing 757 with family and kids and hangers-on four hours earlier than her husband, who will be on his 747. NASCAR people understand that’s a little bit of a waste. They understand it’s a little bit of uppity-ism… "
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